Dilbert - C or D?

Clearly still upset about his first day in kindergarten

Members of my family literally died here! Fun jokes.

Not sure who that's directed at. Don't think anyone was making light of the holocaust.

Adams being flippant. No one here!

brain worms really seem to be kicking into overdrive lately

You took the pro-child-trafficking side over the temporary cages side. There were only two options on the table. https://t.co/53zTFaOwug

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) June 19, 2018

BREAKING: “Wouldn’t” is the new Rosie O’Donnell play. Or is it? https://t.co/w9i0n6jr2T

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) July 17, 2018

not watching this but it's pretty lol watching him have a fully fledged meltdown in the comments

are those readable somewhere?

I mean the replies in the thread, such as:

Your confusion and lack of context are noted. You probably shouldn't make comments in a public forum. It isn't your strong suit.

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) July 18, 2018

How ignorant of you. I criticize the president on healthcare, race relations, statues, immigration, and other stuff. You just lost all of your credibility.

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) July 18, 2018

Goodbye Hitler.

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) July 17, 2018

ah I clicked on the periscope embed, not the twitter embed

Scott Adams is the dril 'I'm not owned' tweet made flesh

the startup he's affiliated with is hilarious bubble bullshit

https://interface.whenhub.com/

sign me up, I'm an expert

Tomboto, What are the top five keywords that attract viewers to your platform?

amazing how Scott Adams in 2018 is currently pushing an idiotic tech startup with no clear use case while spending his spare time mounting a full-throated defense of the Pointy-Haired Boss

lmao say hi to the new chief of staff

Today I had the honor of meeting your favorite president. I already feel sorry for whoever runs against him in 2020. @POTUS @realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/Ln1kpX6tUn

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) August 2, 2018

Reality is wrong

Having characters like the pointy-haired boss and Topper, Adams' fawning POTUS admiration lacks so much self-awareness it's almost impressive.

just imagining Scott Adams thinking of this as the validation of his life's work and his one chance to steer American history while Trump forgets everything he told him 5 minutes afterwards

https://i.imgur.com/zYr2bOy.png

this is exactly where I figured he'd end up in 2018

Rest in peace :(

#RacistGoogle won't take down the photoshopped image of me in Nazi uniform. Why not? @sundarpichai This marks me for death. pic.twitter.com/kwUSjjpp99

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) December 19, 2018

wow marked for death. what a cool society i didn't realize we lived in where just being photoshopped w/ a swastika armband means you will soon be reaped.

it's a shame, he was a horrible cartoonist and a terrible human being.

seems miserable and completely neurotic

I know this is an unpopular opinion, but I don't think Scott Adams should be murdered, and it's a real shame that he's going to be

perhaps he can try hypnotizing his murderer into turning the gun on himself

Hey @Patreon, this guy posted racist memes of me photoshopped into a Nazi uniform. That is hate speech. Puts my life at risk. Please deplatform him immediately. https://t.co/sf78vfcYN6

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) December 20, 2018

geez Scott did you forget about the hundreds of people you called Nazis because they disagreed with you

grifters gonna grift

Dilbert guy Scott Adams is using the garlic festival shooting to direct market mass shooting survivors (at a time when public info on this was that the shooter was still at large) on his app pic.twitter.com/9EgGfSGkuz

— LVL 45 CHAOS POTUS (@thetomzone) July 29, 2019

we're reaching levels of persuasion which shouldn't even be possible

lmao

https://www.thedailybeast.com/dilbert-creator-scott-adams-tries-to-sell-interviews-with-gilroy-garlic-festival-shooting-survivors

Anyone who signed up to discuss the shooting could also have been paid in the WHEN Token, a cryptocurrency Adams has used to fund his app that is currently worth slightly more than one cent. Shortly before Adams announced WhenHub’s cryptocurrency aspect in 2017, Dilbert watchers noticed that the characters in the comic, who are typically suspicious of poorly understood business crazes like blockchain, were suddenly running straightforward explanations of blockchain in an apparent effort to drum up interest in Adams’s cryptocurrency.

It would've been interesting to see how newspapers responded in a world where a comic strip version of Cerebus had been the public forum where we watched Dave Sim's mind unravel.

he’d have jordan peterson’s career

https://static.coindesk.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Dilbert1016.jpg

Some amazing replies from Scott fans pic.twitter.com/JvlMZhRSTk

— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) July 29, 2019

probably goes without saying but this WhenHub app is hilariously dumb, it's pretty much exactly the sort of thing that Dilbert was satirizing back in the 90's. 500 features and no clear use case, plus it uses a blockchain for some reason - this "pay to speak to an expert" thing is clearly NOT what the app was designed to do, though it's kinda hilarious that there's a dude offering to chat about football for 20 bucks an hour

I retroactively hate that this guy had a guest spot on NewsRadio.

(and don't @ me about Rogan)

What a piece of shit.

https://www.scottadamssays.com/2019/09/23/a-message-for-children-about-climate-change/

seriously laughed at this

If you are worried about rising sea levels, don’t be. The smartest and richest people in the world are still buying property on the beach. They don’t see the problem.

its really something to read through the past 1.5 decades of this thread tracking the slow reveal of Adams' right wing brainworms.

LOL in hindsight @ posts from 2011 wondering if hes serious or if hes doing some kind of kaufmanesque meta-satire of right wing idiots. Simpler times, man.

still laughing at the whenhub dot com portrait of Adams

Throughout all modern history, when we humans see a problem coming from far away, we have a 100% success rate in solving it.

I don't know if he earnestly believes any of the shit he writes but if so god damn must he have a privileged existence to believe this is even remotely true

imagine thinking in all seriousness that the richest people are the smartest people and vice versa

must be so nice to live with a worldview so simple and so fucking idiotic

well we can only go extinct once

Throughout all modern history, when we humans see a problem coming from far away, we have a 100% success rate in solving it.

what about baldness

racism?
starvation?
running out of gas?
styrofoam?
i am actually having trouble thinking of a problem that america saw coming from far away that we HAVE solved

the Dilbert TV show?

uh he saw in advance the problem of possibly not having a ready supply of fresh-popped popcorn with real butter in his own house, so he bought a second microwave oven and now he microwaves two packets of microwave popcorn at once. 100% solved

he also foresaw the problem of not living in a house shaped like half the face of a smug ineffectual asshole cartoon character who thinks he knows better than everyone but can’t actually influence anyone, and had his house built in the shape of half of Dilbert’s face. SOLVED.

https://i.imgur.com/TJFIdI9.jpg

what the hell is this

When you’re invited to a fashy discord, find it too hard to keep up but want to show your appreciation anyway.

No wonder your piece of shit Gawker publication got its balls cut off. My lawyers will be contacting you. https://t.co/urM0otUUsn

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) September 24, 2019