Dilbert - C or D?

is he about to bomb a federal building

I waited two days for my government to justify an FBI raid on a former president's home. I think that was fair-minded of me.

No justification has been offered.

The presumption of innocence (of the government and FBI) can now be removed from the option set.

Phase 2 begins.

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) August 11, 2022

What is Phase 2? That's the part where things gets fixed. One way or another. All options are on the table.

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) August 11, 2022

Is he about to go William Dudley Pelley on us and start a fascist cult?

lmao at “I waited two days”

wtf. thanks for keeping an eye on him frogs

lol I don't really (he blocked me years ago) but he does seem to be trending every month and it's never because of Dilbert

is this the table he sits at to brainstorm Dilbert ideas

love the idea that presumption of innocence precludes gathering evidence on suspects. they're innocent!

“I submitted my passport renewal two days ago. I’ve waited patiently for the government to respond. Nothing. IT’S REVOLUTION TIME”

dying @ "I think that was fair-minded of me"

I can tell that he's really thought this plan through... phase I: wait 2 days, phase II: everything gets fixed one way or another.

sometimes I do wonder if he's doing a bit and it's got out of control. but no.

Today so many of my critics told me I was irrelevant and powerless that “Dilbert” started trending on Twitter.

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) August 11, 2022

Where were you the day that Phase 2 began?

Tell it to the judge, Scott.

Posting this for rare occasion of Scott Adams complaining about something related to his day job for my fellow hater frogsbs

#Dilbert was cancelled in 77 newspapers this week.

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) September 20, 2022

yall aren't gonna believe this but it has nothing to do with Dilbert or Scott Adams, just a new owner for one of the newspaper conglomerates. dare I say the man is just trying to draw attention to himself

he's so close to the correct angle about corporations do the minimum to pay lip service in diversity and inclusion efforts, but then predictably drives right off the rails

But but he’s being censored for his edgy views!

(Apparently he has been making the same exact joke about this crap for about a month now)

Much longer than a month!

it's so frustrating, like, yes, queer people are being tokenized by huge corporations to cover up for the corporations' monstrous actions! oh no scott adams is blowing the lid off the Secret Gay Agenda no wait we've been yelling this at the top of our lungs for ages

the same way, like, i mean like maybe an artist losing a huge chunk of their income due to a corporate merger is not a good thing? maybe this is a bad thing that people have a shared interest in opposing? but no it's all to do with some sort of, i don't know, sinister queer conspiracy to silence him

scott my man the Queer Agenda doesn't really give a shit about you, you crossed over into Percy Crosby territory long ago. you _aren't a threat_. you're not causing us to suffer, you're not causing us to die.

you want my advice? get the Dilbert logo stolen for a peanut butter brand. that's the only way anybody will remember you.

the instantly recognisable logo from famed graphic stylist Scott Adams

look come on this is what the benchmark standard is

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skippy_(peanut_butter)#/media/File:Logo_Skippy.svg

i grant that it's superior to scott adams but we're still not talking about another will eisner here folks

Gizmodo recognizes tediously unfunny Adams.

“It should start to become known that Dilbert thinks it’s ridiculous and then people who also think it’s ridiculous will start retweeting it,” he said. “And then the boss who’s in charge of it will start to get these sent to him by email or printed out and slipped under the office door. Mockery is very powerful and mockery, in theory, could dismantle this.”

mr. adams, i think all of us have, over the past several years, had the opportunity to learn that trying to shame people into changing their behavior just isn't effective.

Quite honestly one of the most divorced people I’ve ever seen

― gyac, Monday, May 2, 2022 2:46 PM (six months ago) bookmarkflaglink

gyac otm

Prior to marriage, people are in enticement mode. That works out well. After marriage, women automatically change their relationship strategy to pain infliction. This is a rational change because enticement has low value and men think the pain is temporary.

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) November 6, 2022

lmao

I will add that women not born in America typically do offer something in marriage.

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) November 6, 2022

Spouses

Shelly Miles
​(m. 2006; div. 2014)​
Kristina Basham
​(m. 2020; sep. 2022)

He's handling it well, I see.

uhh what

Porn gets better every year. VR is going mainstream soon. But women add less value to men every year. It’s our biggest extinction risk unless we find a way to hack the system.

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) November 6, 2022

dude married an instagram model

pretty comfortable with “extinction risk” for people who view relationships that way

Wait is "sex with a real woman is much better than jerking off" the beta cuck position now, it's hard to keep track

I mean, he probably married someone he found by creeping on instagram so he thinks the latter is a precursor to the former

looking for a new ex-wife by watching vr porn

Men have been pushed too far. For relationships, they are now asking “What do you have to offer?” The answer is usually crickets.

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) November 6, 2022

taken literally this is maybe the funniest thing he's ever said

I am interested in your ideas and would like to subscribe to your publication.

men should become more lizard-like to enjoy the crickets offered by these women

Yet another unrealistic expectation for men!

Why does he wear a BLM t-shirt in his profile pic, is it some kind of trolling?

The Dilbert comic in his Twitter header makes me want to die

xp he probably believes if he doesn't antifa is going to scale the walls of the Dilbert castle and stick his head in one of his 3 microwaves

i was inspired to look at the wiki and even apart from him being the Most Divorced Guy Ever, this section is next-level nonsensical: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Adams#Politics

Lol

He credits affirmations for many of his achievements, including scoring in the ninety-fourth percentile on a difficult qualification exam for business school

lmao @ that politics section, clearly written by someone who hates him but it's all true

the Great Convergence of incel / MAGA, 2022

“He has also stated that being labeled a "Donald Trump apologist" ended his public speaking career and reduced his income by about 40%, and that his number of friends had decreased by about 75%.”

he arbitrarily pulls percentages out of his ass all the time!

77% of people know that

Why does he wear a BLM t-shirt in his profile pic, is it some kind of trolling?

Bitter Lonely Masturbation

lmao @ that politics section, clearly written by someone who hates him but it's all true

the controversies section is even better

🙃 at an exlx0r's cited article remaining up but most of the images being arbitrarily spanfellered

crazy thing about his manifesto up there is he left her! because she has cancer!

women getting cancer is just one of the pains they inflict on you