lmao
I will add that women not born in America typically do offer something in marriage.— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) November 6, 2022
― frogbs, Monday, 7 November 2022 15:25 (one year ago) link
Spouses Shelly Miles(m. 2006; div. 2014)Kristina Basham(m. 2020; sep. 2022)
Shelly Miles(m. 2006; div. 2014)Kristina Basham(m. 2020; sep. 2022)
He's handling it well, I see.
― jmm, Monday, 7 November 2022 15:42 (one year ago) link
uhh what
Porn gets better every year. VR is going mainstream soon. But women add less value to men every year. It’s our biggest extinction risk unless we find a way to hack the system.— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) November 6, 2022
― frogbs, Monday, 7 November 2022 15:45 (one year ago) link
dude married an instagram model
― mh, Monday, 7 November 2022 15:49 (one year ago) link
pretty comfortable with “extinction risk” for people who view relationships that way
― assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 7 November 2022 16:20 (one year ago) link
Wait is "sex with a real woman is much better than jerking off" the beta cuck position now, it's hard to keep track
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 7 November 2022 16:37 (one year ago) link
I mean, he probably married someone he found by creeping on instagram so he thinks the latter is a precursor to the former
― mh, Monday, 7 November 2022 18:26 (one year ago) link
looking for a new ex-wife by watching vr porn
Men have been pushed too far. For relationships, they are now asking “What do you have to offer?” The answer is usually crickets.— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) November 6, 2022
taken literally this is maybe the funniest thing he's ever said
― frogbs, Monday, 7 November 2022 20:56 (one year ago) link
I am interested in your ideas and would like to subscribe to your publication.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 7 November 2022 21:12 (one year ago) link
men should become more lizard-like to enjoy the crickets offered by these women
― mh, Monday, 7 November 2022 21:23 (one year ago) link
Yet another unrealistic expectation for men!
― after several days on “the milk,” (gyac), Monday, 7 November 2022 21:25 (one year ago) link
Why does he wear a BLM t-shirt in his profile pic, is it some kind of trolling?
― Reese's Pisces Iscariot (morrisp), Monday, 7 November 2022 21:38 (one year ago) link
The Dilbert comic in his Twitter header makes me want to die
― jmm, Monday, 7 November 2022 21:40 (one year ago) link
xp he probably believes if he doesn't antifa is going to scale the walls of the Dilbert castle and stick his head in one of his 3 microwaves
― frogbs, Monday, 7 November 2022 21:42 (one year ago) link
i was inspired to look at the wiki and even apart from him being the Most Divorced Guy Ever, this section is next-level nonsensical: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Adams#Politics
― mookieproof, Monday, 7 November 2022 22:36 (one year ago) link
Lol
He credits affirmations for many of his achievements, including scoring in the ninety-fourth percentile on a difficult qualification exam for business school
― after several days on “the milk,” (gyac), Monday, 7 November 2022 22:40 (one year ago) link
lmao @ that politics section, clearly written by someone who hates him but it's all true
― frogbs, Monday, 7 November 2022 22:46 (one year ago) link
the Great Convergence of incel / MAGA, 2022
― assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 7 November 2022 23:07 (one year ago) link
“He has also stated that being labeled a "Donald Trump apologist" ended his public speaking career and reduced his income by about 40%, and that his number of friends had decreased by about 75%.”
― circa1916, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 00:02 (one year ago) link
he arbitrarily pulls percentages out of his ass all the time!
― mh, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 00:13 (one year ago) link
77% of people know that
― maf you one two (maffew12), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 00:42 (one year ago) link
Bitter Lonely Masturbation
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 00:49 (one year ago) link
the controversies section is even better
🙃 at an exlx0r's cited article remaining up but most of the images being arbitrarily spanfellered
― Vance Vance Devolution (sic), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 05:14 (one year ago) link
crazy thing about his manifesto up there is he left her! because she has cancer!
― Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 09:36 (one year ago) link
women getting cancer is just one of the pains they inflict on you
― mh, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 14:28 (one year ago) link
All they have to offer is crickets or cancer.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 14:40 (one year ago) link
Crickets with Cancer
ah, my next band name, thxbye
― blissfully unawarewolf (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 15:05 (one year ago) link
my last laugh ever about dilbert. dark but real
― i'm right back on my shit (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 17:49 (one year ago) link
the Scott Adams/Ben Garrison beef you didn't know you wanted
The Ben Garrison comic in question is incredible lol https://t.co/1nEd5wIHxA pic.twitter.com/j7woTKxh1M— Max (2023) (@DieRobinsonDie) January 3, 2023
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Wednesday, 4 January 2023 23:46 (one year ago) link
Needs more labels
― Immodest Moose (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 5 January 2023 01:24 (one year ago) link
sickos.jpg
― mh, Thursday, 5 January 2023 02:25 (one year ago) link
"Clott Adams"!
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 January 2023 02:28 (one year ago) link
osama"yes".jpg
― his cartoon heart expands, then he relaxes by smoking crack (stevie), Thursday, 5 January 2023 09:18 (one year ago) link
lol its finally happening
https://news.yahoo.com/dilbert-cartoon-cut-cleveland-newspaper-021200896.html
― frogbs, Saturday, 25 February 2023 04:06 (one year ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fprx0wTagAUdw2e?format=jpg&name=mediumHad missed this whole thing!
― giant bat fucker (gyac), Saturday, 25 February 2023 04:53 (one year ago) link
xp In its editorial, the Plain Dealer made a case for its First Amendment rights.Lol, no it didn’t (that would be silly)… the editor said they don’t want to platform a racist. It’s a good editorial (and links to an interesting recent one by the same editor: “%&$#?@! that Beetle Bailey for forcing me to write a column about comics”).
― unknown blues singer (morrisp), Saturday, 25 February 2023 05:41 (one year ago) link
those editorials are both great!
― mh, Saturday, 25 February 2023 14:09 (one year ago) link
LA Times: https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/story/2023-02-25/los-angeles-times-ceases-publication-of-dilbert
― unknown blues singer (morrisp), Sunday, 26 February 2023 02:44 (one year ago) link
Chicago Tribune and Washington Post, too.
― jaymc, Sunday, 26 February 2023 02:52 (one year ago) link
I'm a little shocked that it was still being carried in any of these papers tbh
― عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Sunday, 26 February 2023 03:04 (one year ago) link
How will we live without its wit and wisdom?
Dilbert Comic for February 23: https://t.co/o7nL9Tj07M— Dilbert (@Dilbert_Daily) February 23, 2023
― jaymc, Sunday, 26 February 2023 04:28 (one year ago) link
From 1997https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1997-nov-20-ls-55624-story.html
“ ‘Dilbert’ is just a way to make people laugh so they will transfer their money to me,” says Adams, who has become rich beyond hapless Dilbert’s wildest dreams. “I’m in the business of writing funny little things that fill up space in the newspaper and, when I get away with it, writing funny little books that people will buy.”Solomon, who lives half an hour away from Adams in Northern California, says, “Scott Adams, the purported advocate for human values in the face of a corporate juggernaut, is a role model for amoral self-advancement.”In his book--inspired by Ariel Dorfman and Armand Mattelart’s 1971 anti-Disney tract, “How to Read Donald Duck"--Solomon cites Adams’ dealings with the kind of multibillion-dollar firms, such as Xerox and Intel, that he lampoons in his strips.“What would be wrong with working for a company?” responds Adams. “Isn’t that like criticizing me for breathing air?”
Solomon, who lives half an hour away from Adams in Northern California, says, “Scott Adams, the purported advocate for human values in the face of a corporate juggernaut, is a role model for amoral self-advancement.”
In his book--inspired by Ariel Dorfman and Armand Mattelart’s 1971 anti-Disney tract, “How to Read Donald Duck"--Solomon cites Adams’ dealings with the kind of multibillion-dollar firms, such as Xerox and Intel, that he lampoons in his strips.
“What would be wrong with working for a company?” responds Adams. “Isn’t that like criticizing me for breathing air?”
― Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 26 February 2023 04:38 (one year ago) link
I hope he dies broke and in obscurity.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Sunday, 26 February 2023 15:39 (one year ago) link
good find, ETgod, this guy is such a weirdo
― mh, Sunday, 26 February 2023 15:50 (one year ago) link
very odd behavior in the ‘97 article referring to himself as a demagogue
― mh, Sunday, 26 February 2023 15:52 (one year ago) link
the only other person i've ever heard do that out of nowhere is billy corgan
― difficult listening hour, Sunday, 26 February 2023 15:53 (one year ago) link
lol
― mh, Sunday, 26 February 2023 15:55 (one year ago) link
the corgan/adams axis of demagoguery
― mh, Sunday, 26 February 2023 15:56 (one year ago) link
Both bald weirdos who manage to alienate just about everyone.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Sunday, 26 February 2023 16:29 (one year ago) link