Dilbert - C or D?

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Wait is "sex with a real woman is much better than jerking off" the beta cuck position now, it's hard to keep track

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 7 November 2022 16:37 (one year ago) link

I mean, he probably married someone he found by creeping on instagram so he thinks the latter is a precursor to the former

mh, Monday, 7 November 2022 18:26 (one year ago) link

looking for a new ex-wife by watching vr porn

mh, Monday, 7 November 2022 18:26 (one year ago) link

Men have been pushed too far. For relationships, they are now asking “What do you have to offer?” The answer is usually crickets.

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) November 6, 2022

taken literally this is maybe the funniest thing he's ever said

frogbs, Monday, 7 November 2022 20:56 (one year ago) link

I am interested in your ideas and would like to subscribe to your publication.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 7 November 2022 21:12 (one year ago) link

men should become more lizard-like to enjoy the crickets offered by these women

mh, Monday, 7 November 2022 21:23 (one year ago) link

Yet another unrealistic expectation for men!

after several days on “the milk,” (gyac), Monday, 7 November 2022 21:25 (one year ago) link

Why does he wear a BLM t-shirt in his profile pic, is it some kind of trolling?

Reese's Pisces Iscariot (morrisp), Monday, 7 November 2022 21:38 (one year ago) link

The Dilbert comic in his Twitter header makes me want to die

jmm, Monday, 7 November 2022 21:40 (one year ago) link

xp he probably believes if he doesn't antifa is going to scale the walls of the Dilbert castle and stick his head in one of his 3 microwaves

frogbs, Monday, 7 November 2022 21:42 (one year ago) link

i was inspired to look at the wiki and even apart from him being the Most Divorced Guy Ever, this section is next-level nonsensical: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Adams#Politics

mookieproof, Monday, 7 November 2022 22:36 (one year ago) link

Lol

He credits affirmations for many of his achievements, including scoring in the ninety-fourth percentile on a difficult qualification exam for business school

after several days on “the milk,” (gyac), Monday, 7 November 2022 22:40 (one year ago) link

lmao @ that politics section, clearly written by someone who hates him but it's all true

frogbs, Monday, 7 November 2022 22:46 (one year ago) link

the Great Convergence of incel / MAGA, 2022

assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 7 November 2022 23:07 (one year ago) link

“He has also stated that being labeled a "Donald Trump apologist" ended his public speaking career and reduced his income by about 40%, and that his number of friends had decreased by about 75%.”

circa1916, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 00:02 (one year ago) link

he arbitrarily pulls percentages out of his ass all the time!

mh, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 00:13 (one year ago) link

77% of people know that

maf you one two (maffew12), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 00:42 (one year ago) link

Why does he wear a BLM t-shirt in his profile pic, is it some kind of trolling?

Bitter Lonely Masturbation

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 00:49 (one year ago) link

lmao @ that politics section, clearly written by someone who hates him but it's all true

the controversies section is even better

🙃 at an exlx0r's cited article remaining up but most of the images being arbitrarily spanfellered

Vance Vance Devolution (sic), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 05:14 (one year ago) link

crazy thing about his manifesto up there is he left her! because she has cancer!

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 09:36 (one year ago) link

women getting cancer is just one of the pains they inflict on you

mh, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 14:28 (one year ago) link

All they have to offer is crickets or cancer.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 14:40 (one year ago) link

Crickets with Cancer

ah, my next band name, thxbye

blissfully unawarewolf (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 15:05 (one year ago) link

my last laugh ever about dilbert. dark but real

i'm right back on my shit (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 17:49 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

the Scott Adams/Ben Garrison beef you didn't know you wanted

The Ben Garrison comic in question is incredible lol https://t.co/1nEd5wIHxA pic.twitter.com/j7woTKxh1M

— Max (2023) (@DieRobinsonDie) January 3, 2023

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Wednesday, 4 January 2023 23:46 (one year ago) link

Needs more labels

Immodest Moose (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 5 January 2023 01:24 (one year ago) link

sickos.jpg

mh, Thursday, 5 January 2023 02:25 (one year ago) link

"Clott Adams"!

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his cartoon heart expands, then he relaxes by smoking crack (stevie), Thursday, 5 January 2023 09:18 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

lol its finally happening

https://news.yahoo.com/dilbert-cartoon-cut-cleveland-newspaper-021200896.html

frogbs, Saturday, 25 February 2023 04:06 (one year ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fprx0wTagAUdw2e?format=jpg&name=medium

Had missed this whole thing!

giant bat fucker (gyac), Saturday, 25 February 2023 04:53 (one year ago) link

xp In its editorial, the Plain Dealer made a case for its First Amendment rights.

Lol, no it didn’t (that would be silly)… the editor said they don’t want to platform a racist. It’s a good editorial (and links to an interesting recent one by the same editor: “%&$#?@! that Beetle Bailey for forcing me to write a column about comics”).

unknown blues singer (morrisp), Saturday, 25 February 2023 05:41 (one year ago) link

those editorials are both great!

mh, Saturday, 25 February 2023 14:09 (one year ago) link

Chicago Tribune and Washington Post, too.

jaymc, Sunday, 26 February 2023 02:52 (one year ago) link

I'm a little shocked that it was still being carried in any of these papers tbh

عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Sunday, 26 February 2023 03:04 (one year ago) link

How will we live without its wit and wisdom?

Dilbert Comic for February 23: https://t.co/o7nL9Tj07M

— Dilbert (@Dilbert_Daily) February 23, 2023

jaymc, Sunday, 26 February 2023 04:28 (one year ago) link

From 1997
https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1997-nov-20-ls-55624-story.html

“ ‘Dilbert’ is just a way to make people laugh so they will transfer their money to me,” says Adams, who has become rich beyond hapless Dilbert’s wildest dreams. “I’m in the business of writing funny little things that fill up space in the newspaper and, when I get away with it, writing funny little books that people will buy.”

Solomon, who lives half an hour away from Adams in Northern California, says, “Scott Adams, the purported advocate for human values in the face of a corporate juggernaut, is a role model for amoral self-advancement.”

In his book--inspired by Ariel Dorfman and Armand Mattelart’s 1971 anti-Disney tract, “How to Read Donald Duck"--Solomon cites Adams’ dealings with the kind of multibillion-dollar firms, such as Xerox and Intel, that he lampoons in his strips.

“What would be wrong with working for a company?” responds Adams. “Isn’t that like criticizing me for breathing air?”

Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 26 February 2023 04:38 (one year ago) link

I hope he dies broke and in obscurity.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Sunday, 26 February 2023 15:39 (one year ago) link

good find, ET

god, this guy is such a weirdo

mh, Sunday, 26 February 2023 15:50 (one year ago) link

very odd behavior in the ‘97 article referring to himself as a demagogue

mh, Sunday, 26 February 2023 15:52 (one year ago) link

the only other person i've ever heard do that out of nowhere is billy corgan

difficult listening hour, Sunday, 26 February 2023 15:53 (one year ago) link

lol

mh, Sunday, 26 February 2023 15:55 (one year ago) link

the corgan/adams axis of demagoguery

mh, Sunday, 26 February 2023 15:56 (one year ago) link

Both bald weirdos who manage to alienate just about everyone.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Sunday, 26 February 2023 16:29 (one year ago) link

Twenty+ years ago he tried selling the "nutririonally complete" Dilburrito, the most perfect food ever devised. He thought that once you eat it, your body would recognize that it was perfect and from then on you would crave only the Dilburrito.

Alicia Silver Stone (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 26 February 2023 16:39 (one year ago) link

this is the man who almost named a character dildog

mh, Sunday, 26 February 2023 17:16 (one year ago) link

That’s actually kinda funny though

frogbs, Sunday, 26 February 2023 17:25 (one year ago) link

The product failed to catch on in the market, leading Adams "several years and several million dollars later" to sell off his intellectual property and exit the business. Adams himself noted, "[t]he mineral fortification was hard to disguise, and because of the veggie and legume content, three bites of the Dilberito made you fart so hard your intestines formed a tail."[5] The New York Times noted the burrito "could have been designed only by a food technologist or by someone who eats lunch without much thought to taste."[6]

omar little, Sunday, 26 February 2023 17:27 (one year ago) link

He had a good thing going too, if you had to think of a career where you made a ton of money for very little work and were kind of a household name but also able to fly under the radar, well he had it. Every time he did something weird there’s a lot of people going “holy shit I had no clue he was like that” but I think they probably just forgot about the previous things because nobody’s talked about Dilbert for decades. Lo and behold he managed to find the perfect linguistic kill shot for his own career.

frogbs, Sunday, 26 February 2023 17:36 (one year ago) link


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