the only thing worse than posting pictures of albums on the internet would be if these kids like, started a twitter account and reviewed 1000 of them
― meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Sunday, January 3, 2010 6:57 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 05:32 (fourteen years ago) link
using the word "smoosh" to describe vaginal penetration is 20 times more embarrassing and twee than wearing pasties and blowing rockabilly dudes, imo
― HIDEREggerian Philosophy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, February 23, 2010 10:42 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
the correct phrase is "rockablowjob"
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, February 23, 2010 10:52 PM (54 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Who is "joanna fucking newsom" and is there also a "joanna staying-pure-until-marriage newsom" out there?
― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, February 23, 2010 4:48 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
http://hipsterpuppies.tumblr.com/
― F → F−F++F−F (Lamp), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 05:32 (fourteen years ago) link
oh whiney"paws"
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 06:02 (fourteen years ago) link
waiting for stuff hipster puppies like
― Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ (dyao), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 06:08 (fourteen years ago) link
These dogs have SUNGLASSES...
BOW WOW WOW YIPPIE YO YIPPIE YAY BOW WOW YIPPIE YO YIPPIE YAY
― pithfork (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link
some pretty corny joeks here guys! keep it up!
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 20:25 (fourteen years ago) link
Kids be lovin' Chopin.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, February 24, 2010 2:37 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
kidz bop chopin edition?
― phantompenguin, Wednesday, February 24, 2010 4:23 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link
kidz chop
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, February 24, 2010 4:40 PM (4 minutes ago)
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, February 24, 2010 1:45 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― jeff, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link
jeff
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link
― shite new answers (forksclovetofutti), Wednesday, February 24, 2010 1:53 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― jeff, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link
lol
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link
now now boys play nice in the sandbox
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:07 (fourteen years ago) link
this is supposed to be good-natured zinging like the zing thread, chill out everyone
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:10 (fourteen years ago) link
i thought it was for bad jokes
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:10 (fourteen years ago) link
rip custos thread
― epic board man (history mayne), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:15 (fourteen years ago) link
it's not about bad/corny jokes it's about unfortunate, ill-formed "jokes"
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:16 (fourteen years ago) link
no wonder we're all in here
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:26 (fourteen years ago) link
I'll be here all week
i'm never coming here again
― this is awful I want Togo home (harbl), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:31 (fourteen years ago) link
livin it up at the joketell california
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:35 (fourteen years ago) link
what a horribly formed "thread"
― anita bonghit (rionat), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:38 (fourteen years ago) link
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, February 24, 2010 10:35 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:38 (fourteen years ago) link
do you get it lol roffle
― anita bonghit (rionat), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:39 (fourteen years ago) link
xpost
these kind of threads, fun as they are, are much better performed incognito imo, like this absolute classic:
This is like a Comedy Script. Is it not poo?
― anita bonghit (rionat), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:40 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^great thread, but most of the posts are also on What do people think of a scene from a comedy script I've got in the works? which while longer gives a little more context
― joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:42 (fourteen years ago) link
livin it up at the joketell California
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:42 (fourteen years ago) link
The Tigger Movie was originally slated as direct-to-video, so my sympathetic write-in vote goes to it.
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, August 2, 2009 5:33 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
you misspelled...oh you said TIGGER
― Cyberdune Butt (Elvin Wayburn Phillips), Sunday, August 2, 2009 5:35 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:44 (fourteen years ago) link
uday hussein's favorite movie was air bud
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago) link
jokes that are not even real
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago) link
i think the Down Syndrome girl on Family Guy saying that her mom is the former governor of Alaska is more of a "joke" than a joke.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link
Once described as a mix between Placebo, The Cardigans and Goldfrapp this international group from Madrid are lapping up all their musical influences and delivering an honest and passionate musical response.
― dmr, Tuesday, March 2, 2010 7:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Placedagapp?
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, March 2, 2010 8:08 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Tonytta! Tonitta! Tonétta! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:29 (fourteen years ago) link
sorry, man, I def don't mean for this to be the forks hall of fame or whatever, but that one grabbed me
― Tonytta! Tonitta! Tonétta! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:38 (fourteen years ago) link
my own fault for browsing ilx while waiting for cuban sandwiches; I will cop to that being "horribly formed"though didn't someone else post a followup along the same lines?
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:42 (fourteen years ago) link
PlabCrapFlap?
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, March 3, 2010 4:44 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Tonytta! Tonitta! Tonétta! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 22:49 (fourteen years ago) link
no
― fuckin' (jeff), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 23:31 (fourteen years ago) link
peter criss is such a horseshit drummer
― Deuce Bigalow: Male Juggalo (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, March 15, 2010 4:38 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I love the notion of a "Horseshit Drummer" .... a messy assignment.
― Alex in NYC, Monday, March 15, 2010 4:40 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― hacksaw jim suggban (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 15 March 2010 22:43 (fourteen years ago) link
actually that made me lol a tiny bit tbh
― work makes you pee (latebloomer), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 02:13 (fourteen years ago) link
horseshit kind of cakes doesn't it? prolly get a pretty good sound out of them things.
― zvookster, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 02:20 (fourteen years ago) link
the title of this thread always, always makes me lol
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 02:24 (fourteen years ago) link
me too, actually.
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 03:03 (fourteen years ago) link
amusing myself with various medical permutations of it at the moment
what a horribly formed "stoma"
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 03:19 (fourteen years ago) link
what a horribly formed "stent"
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 03:24 (fourteen years ago) link
almost cried w/lol over that one ice cr?am
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 03:27 (fourteen years ago) link
what a horribly formed "arm" (as said to someone with a deformed arm)
― funky house septics, let me drain you of this (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 03:28 (fourteen years ago) link
what a horribly formed "form" (as said by Plato)
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 03:34 (fourteen years ago) link
oh that's good
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 February 2014 21:36 (ten years ago) link
yeah that's pretty awesome
― vylvyt ylvis (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 3 February 2014 21:38 (ten years ago) link
that is godlike
― the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 12:00 (ten years ago) link
why the hell would a stripper have arthritis?
― how's life, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 12:21 (ten years ago) link
Something something wearing less in their joints something
― a horse divided cannot stand (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 12:35 (ten years ago) link
Because they're always dancing to 'boom boom shake shake the rheum(atism)'
Now THAT'S a horribly formed 'joke'
― the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music (stevie), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 12:40 (ten years ago) link
jfc
― how's life, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 12:43 (ten years ago) link
welcome to the jointache
― doglato dozzy (dog latin), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 12:50 (ten years ago) link
Well, with Travolta, it's well beyond the realm of rumor. Witnesses on the record, harassment suits settled, etc. But Cruise, not only is it strictly rumor, with no ratification, he's also very litigious. So Travolta could likely not get away with suing for libel, but Cruise, with no paper-trail (gay-per trail?), could easily bring down his giant lifts.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, February 4, 2014 9:39 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― how's life, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 14:46 (ten years ago) link
What, no Tom Cruising?
― pplains, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 15:08 (ten years ago) link
Tom of Cruiseland
― Ramona and Yeezus (Matt P), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 16:06 (ten years ago) link
sorry, (Tom of Cruiseland?)
― Ramona and Yeezus (Matt P), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 16:07 (ten years ago) link
http://www.brucienyc.com/
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 00:16 (ten years ago) link
actually this belongs in like fourteen threads.
no forsyth no credibility
― cyfytlapdbfr? (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 00:28 (ten years ago) link
Can someone explain what "boobs on the ground" means?
― bozack horseman (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 27 September 2014 17:27 (nine years ago) link
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/fox-host-apologizes-again-boobs-on-the-ground
― lag∞n, Saturday, 27 September 2014 17:28 (nine years ago) link
as in 'boots on the ground'. given she's a pilot it's especially unapt
― ogmor, Saturday, 27 September 2014 17:29 (nine years ago) link
boobs in the sky
― lag∞n, Saturday, 27 September 2014 17:30 (nine years ago) link
xpost oic, thx
― bozack horseman (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 27 September 2014 17:30 (nine years ago) link
omg lagoon
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 29 September 2014 04:57 (nine years ago) link
I have never seen it but remember reading all kinds of music fan sites circa 2000 and found out the dude from the prodigy contributed music to porn shot in zero g
― mh 😏, Wednesday, March 1, 2017 9:20 PM (twenty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
you know you're making real zero g porn when someone calls up prodigy to do the music
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, March 1, 2017 9:21 PM (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
just imagine the pitch"Hey you want to contribute music to my porn movie?" "Ah, nah""We rented that airplane that flies like a roller coaster and the actors are going to be doing it while floating like astronauts""hmm sure, why not"
― mh 😏, Wednesday, March 1, 2017 9:21 PM (nineteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I'm a firestarter, zero-g spooge Cruise like Carter.
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Wednesday, March 1, 2017 9:41 PM (eight seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 2 March 2017 02:44 (seven years ago) link
. . . yeah
― mookieproof, Thursday, 2 March 2017 03:43 (seven years ago) link
i deserve that
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, 2 March 2017 03:44 (seven years ago) link
You flew too close to the sun.
― pplains, Thursday, 2 March 2017 04:34 (seven years ago) link
The wax from your wings melting off your back as you plunged toward Mother Earth...
― pplains, Thursday, 2 March 2017 04:36 (seven years ago) link
http://www.thestate.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article146057784.html
― Jay Elettronica Viva (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 02:33 (seven years ago) link
hey he didn't offer $1000 to any raven-haired sirens willing to be drowned in the mansion pool
― sarahell, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 05:49 (six years ago) link
Sorry OL...
From Star Wars thread about Solo movie------------------------
"i might be the only person... who knows... what you really are!"
"what's that?"
^^ these were the killer lines they pulled for the trailer
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, February 6, 2018 12:21 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i'm intrigued to know what he really is tho
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, February 6, 2018 12:23 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
a bronie?
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, February 6, 2018 12:28 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Spoiler: his last name is actually Duet.
― I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Tuesday, February 6, 2018 12:30 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Hi diddley dee, hen fapper's life for me (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:48 (six years ago) link
TBF, you could pretty easily fill this thread by throwing a series of darts at my posting history.
― I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:58 (six years ago) link
ha the first joke isn't horribly formed but this post is:
― sarahell, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:42 (six years ago) link
full of the elan of the original forks' post that inspired this thread
― sarahell, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:43 (six years ago) link
that elan musk
― Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 20:33 (six years ago) link
wiping a single tear from my eye after reading the snoball post for the first time in like probably 2 years
― flopson, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 06:17 (six years ago) link
I had no idea LL Bean sold guns. Did they come in flannel?
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, March 2, 2018 9:25 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― lag∞n, Friday, 2 March 2018 14:32 (six years ago) link
oh my god
― the masseduction of lauryn hill (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 8 March 2018 14:40 (six years ago) link
http://www.theglobalmalayalee.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/dannainan-262x262.png
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 8 March 2018 17:06 (six years ago) link
when did u become Getoff M. Lawngarten
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Tuesday, May 10, 2022 11:01 AM (ten hours ago)
― sarahell, Wednesday, 11 May 2022 04:49 (two years ago) link
― Doop Snogg (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 June 2022 15:38 (one year ago) link
but you can never "lol"
― sarahell, Monday, 27 June 2022 16:45 (one year ago) link
paul linde in my hair
― politics is about vibes and the vibes are off (stevie), Monday, 27 June 2022 17:05 (one year ago) link
Lynde
― sarahell, Monday, 27 June 2022 17:21 (one year ago) link
what a horribly honked "bobo"
― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Monday, 27 June 2022 17:41 (one year ago) link
― sarahell, Monday, 27 June 2022 17:55 (one year ago) link
i still can't wade into that thread to find things worth posting here
― sarahell, Monday, 27 June 2022 18:05 (one year ago) link
p much the whole thread. and i say that as someone who had fun in it.
― Doop Snogg (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 June 2022 18:51 (one year ago) link
https://scontent.fslc3-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/331321409_684136130121527_1879121745178996651_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=xPRF0Y2NKk4AX8Mx-Ns&_nc_ht=scontent.fslc3-2.fna&oh=00_AfCxXr_FecMzUg56xV3tTfbHFWn89QSTTUz8rfKUb5fiUw&oe=63F23CCD
― ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 22:54 (one year ago) link
worthy
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 23:58 (one year ago) link
sick bug facts #3: in the 1800's, someone found this orchid in Madagascar that has its nectar alllllll the way at the bottom of this 10-to-17-inch-long tube. Charles Darwin wrote about it in a letter and predicted that there must be a moth with an incredibly long proboscis. pic.twitter.com/9fY2zoiNEf— i bless the rains down in castamere (@Chinchillazllla) March 5, 2023
Darwin's exact words in a letter were, actually, "I have just received such a Box full from Mr Bateman with the astounding Angraecum sesquipedalia with a nectary a foot long. Good Heavens what insect can suck it!"— i bless the rains down in castamere (@Chinchillazllla) March 5, 2023
― young sussy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 9 March 2023 23:26 (one year ago) link