the title of this thread always, always makes me lol
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 02:24 (fourteen years ago) link
me too, actually.
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 03:03 (fourteen years ago) link
amusing myself with various medical permutations of it at the moment
what a horribly formed "stoma"
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 03:19 (fourteen years ago) link
what a horribly formed "stent"
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 03:24 (fourteen years ago) link
almost cried w/lol over that one ice cr?am
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 03:27 (fourteen years ago) link
what a horribly formed "arm" (as said to someone with a deformed arm)
― funky house septics, let me drain you of this (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 03:28 (fourteen years ago) link
what a horribly formed "form" (as said by Plato)
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 03:34 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^ worthy of original thread impulse I think, workin hard here
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 03:35 (fourteen years ago) link
what a horribly formed "form" (as said to someone who makes a living designing forms that are filled out for applications &c)
― max, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 12:45 (fourteen years ago) link
what a horribly formed "form" (as said to someone who is merely plugging in variables into the form of a joke)
― but actually it is impossible to have a penis on the body of a mermaid (dyao), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 12:48 (fourteen years ago) link
what a horribly formed "corn" said the podiatrist.
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 12:49 (fourteen years ago) link
what a horribly corned "form" said the proctologist
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 12:58 (fourteen years ago) link
what a horribly mourned "bjorn" said the swedish funeral director
― but actually it is impossible to have a penis on the body of a mermaid (dyao), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 13:00 (fourteen years ago) link
what a horribly Bjorn'd "shore" said the guy at Abba's beach party
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 13:15 (fourteen years ago) link
what a horribly shorn "Zorn" said the free-jazz legend's snooty hair stylist
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 13:17 (fourteen years ago) link
what a horribly spawned "Vaughn" said the priest to Vincent's firstborn
― ilxor lookin' boy (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 13:22 (fourteen years ago) link
what a horribly farmed yolk said the organic epicure to the battery chicken
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 13:28 (fourteen years ago) link
slut a far ugly stormed broke
― max, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 13:29 (fourteen years ago) link
what a horribly formed porn said Roger Ebert
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 13:31 (fourteen years ago) link
you don't understand 'a horribly formed joke' is the name of my dog!!
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 13:32 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^ omg <3 <3 <3
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 13:35 (fourteen years ago) link
had to 'ctrl s' to be sure on that one in fairness
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 13:41 (fourteen years ago) link
from Ricky Martin is gay thread:
No, no, no. He was at Red Lobster and ordered camarones. The waiter thought he said he was a maricon.― mottdeterre, Monday, March 29, 2010 5:35 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― mottdeterre, Monday, March 29, 2010 5:35 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― morelike safer (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 16:57 (fourteen years ago) link
haha
― bamcquern, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 17:51 (fourteen years ago) link
livin it up at the joketell california
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link
such a lovely "joke"
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 19:40 (fourteen years ago) link
but they just can'ttell the joke *drum fill*
― j0rdslovesomedude (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link
you can log off anytime you like, but you can never lol
― ~cankles~ (ice cr?m), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link
Oh man, I just got that Velvet Undergrowl joke. That's actually pretty funny. Good one, forks!
― trained to identify threads and then kill or destroy them (kingkongvsgodzilla), Saturday, 10 April 2010 13:07 (fourteen years ago) link
Finally, someone who appreciates a properly formed "joke"
― forksclovetofu, Saturday, 10 April 2010 14:15 (fourteen years ago) link
messi kind of looks like dustin hoffman
― fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Saturday, 10 April 2010 14:27 (fourteen years ago) link
Plutonic relationships? Is that a relationship in outer space? Is it a relationship with cartoon dogs?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, April 15, 2010 11:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― human centipeedi peedi (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 16 April 2010 05:34 (fourteen years ago) link
good lord
― hoosalah (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 April 2010 05:34 (fourteen years ago) link
thinking that a joke about mickey's dog is actually kinda funny here but *shrug*http://www.toonopedia.com/pluto.jpg
― ian, Friday, 16 April 2010 17:36 (fourteen years ago) link
how can goofy be upright while pluto is on all fours? i do not understand the disney universe.
― lesley gorguts (latebloomer), Friday, 16 April 2010 17:38 (fourteen years ago) link
did you ever notice donald duck doesn't wear pants
― bnw, Friday, 16 April 2010 17:50 (fourteen years ago) link
new yorker's style guide is pretty wacky though, right? every issue i come across some new word that has umlauts, apparently. like just last week: "trüffle fries"
― tylerw, Friday, June 4, 2010 12:17 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― unfunperson (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link
just want that whole thread to die, don't need shit cross-posted from it onto noize board imo
― dmr, Friday, 4 June 2010 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link
― truffleupagus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, June 1, 2010 6:05 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark
lol
― the british must pay for this (HI DERE), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm totally serious when I say that I thought Finntroll was actually the latest version of Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, February 17, 2010 5:59 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
One country along and the could have been Nick Cave and the Bad Swedes.
― sonofstan, Thursday, June 10, 2010 3:10 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― kkvgz, Thursday, 10 June 2010 19:18 (thirteen years ago) link
3 months for that joke to ferment properly
― apparently not the band, but the lifestyle (jjjusten), Thursday, 10 June 2010 19:31 (thirteen years ago) link
surprised it's not a tuomas ref
― jaxon, Thursday, 10 June 2010 21:51 (thirteen years ago) link
lol i thought the same thing
― cutty, Thursday, 10 June 2010 21:53 (thirteen years ago) link
Big news this morning, via CNN:
World rejoices rescue of 33 music fans, but daunting tasks await
Austin, Texas (CNN) -- After 69 days and a cost as high as $20 million, 33 music fans have finally been extracted from the bowels of a Salem live performance. To roaring applause, ILX President Tom Ew1ng placed a metal cap on top of the Fader Fort entrance early Thursday morning -- and marked the end of a rescue operation that captivated the globe.
But in a way, the story is just beginning -- both for the fans, who now must live with their new status as indie heroes and the spotlight that comes with it, and the Internet, whose attention turns to protecting listeners' safety.
"I hope this will never happen again," said music critic Whiney G. Weingarten, the last listener out of the Fader Fort, as underrated aerosmith albums i have loved embraced him.
"I am so proud of what you have done," BIG HOOS told the president. "Thank you to all the rescuers, to all of ILX, to everyone. I am so proud to be free."
"We had hope that someday we would be rescued," markers said.
Rescue worker Ned Raggett, the first human being to descend in a custom-made soundproof capsule to reach the fans, was the last of six rescuers to emerge. He waved and bowed before a SXSW camera before climbing into the capsule for the last time.
Colleagues and onlookers cheered as Raggett surfaced, with lex pretend quipping, "Did you leave everything in order in there? Are the beds made? You didn't turn off the light."
― more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor), Thursday, October 14, 2010 2:08 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 14 October 2010 14:40 (thirteen years ago) link
lmfao
― yaoi zowee (diamonddave85), Thursday, 14 October 2010 15:11 (thirteen years ago) link
maybe it's because das racist are marketed specifically towards hipsters & ppl that read stereogum?
― gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, December 8, 2010 1:15 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
and have a novelty song
― curmudgeon, Wednesday, December 8, 2010 1:15 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
why would you market towards ppl who have a novelty song
seems like a very small niche
― BO (DJP), Wednesday, December 8, 2010 1:16 PM (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― dr. harbl's zing-along blog (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link
btw is ross calling himself 'rose' now
― dayo, Wednesday, January 5, 2011 6:39 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
whenever he kisses someone now seal's gonna jump into the frame from nowhere and shout BAYYYYYYYYYBBAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
― markers, Wednesday, January 5, 2011 6:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― endlamoosing (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 6 January 2011 05:35 (thirteen years ago) link
:D
― meek mill, inherit the earth! (markers), Saturday, 8 January 2011 08:49 (thirteen years ago) link
lol, doubly horribly formed since ross says "rozay" a la the liquor
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 8 January 2011 08:53 (thirteen years ago) link
― sarahell, Monday, 27 June 2022 17:55 (one year ago) link
i still can't wade into that thread to find things worth posting here
― sarahell, Monday, 27 June 2022 18:05 (one year ago) link
p much the whole thread. and i say that as someone who had fun in it.
― Doop Snogg (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 June 2022 18:51 (one year ago) link
https://scontent.fslc3-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/331321409_684136130121527_1879121745178996651_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=xPRF0Y2NKk4AX8Mx-Ns&_nc_ht=scontent.fslc3-2.fna&oh=00_AfCxXr_FecMzUg56xV3tTfbHFWn89QSTTUz8rfKUb5fiUw&oe=63F23CCD
― ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 22:54 (one year ago) link
worthy
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 23:58 (one year ago) link
sick bug facts #3: in the 1800's, someone found this orchid in Madagascar that has its nectar alllllll the way at the bottom of this 10-to-17-inch-long tube. Charles Darwin wrote about it in a letter and predicted that there must be a moth with an incredibly long proboscis. pic.twitter.com/9fY2zoiNEf— i bless the rains down in castamere (@Chinchillazllla) March 5, 2023
Darwin's exact words in a letter were, actually, "I have just received such a Box full from Mr Bateman with the astounding Angraecum sesquipedalia with a nectary a foot long. Good Heavens what insect can suck it!"— i bless the rains down in castamere (@Chinchillazllla) March 5, 2023
― young sussy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 9 March 2023 23:26 (one year ago) link