don't tell mom the babysitter gave me head

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hi i was 10 years old

― gr8080, Friday, April 18, 2008 4:20 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hi

― Lingbert, Friday, April 18, 2008 4:21 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

☂ (max), Monday, 27 June 2011 01:58 (twelve years ago) link

lol

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 27 June 2011 02:01 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

all of my babysitters were girls, we never did anything except hook jelly bracelets together to make long ropes iirc

obi wan jacoby (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 02:42 (twelve years ago) link

hi

 (gr8080), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 02:45 (twelve years ago) link

hi i was ages 0-10

obi wan jacoby (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 02:51 (twelve years ago) link

hi

max, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 02:52 (twelve years ago) link

my friend Theodore used to get down with his baby sitter. He also held congress with his ex-girlfriend's mom. heres to u missus robinson.
I wish I was smarter and not so consumed with transformers when i was 11...I could have been gettin ass.

― DEEBZ (ddb), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 20:39 (6 years ago)

Pizzataco Five (admrl), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 03:10 (twelve years ago) link

congress lol

Pizzataco Five (admrl), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 03:10 (twelve years ago) link

I don't remember ever have been babysat, except for a much older relative or two once or twice. My parents never went anywhere much.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 09:17 (twelve years ago) link

^^

vinyl cut bro (electricsound), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 09:35 (twelve years ago) link

damn, I remember the exact moment that I developed a sense of shame about my babysitter seeing me in my underwear. maybe if I'd just lounged around for a little while longer...

kkvgz, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 13:49 (twelve years ago) link

damn, I remember the exact moment that I developed a sense of shame about reading the opening post in this thread

delmar dillinger (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 13:52 (twelve years ago) link

itt ppl get all Sophie B. Hawkins

beemer douchebag (DJP), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 13:52 (twelve years ago) link

five years pass...

babysitters

so much to answer for

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 6 January 2017 17:51 (seven years ago) link

holy shit I spent like half an hour searching for a post on this thread last year. so happy to have found it.

it turns out it was "terd" with an 'e' and not 'u'

mh 😏, Friday, 6 January 2017 19:52 (seven years ago) link

youre welcome

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 6 January 2017 21:34 (seven years ago) link

I had a babysitter get fresh with me. then a neighbor girl prob 16, me 10.

fkn transformers!

rip van wanko, Friday, 6 January 2017 22:05 (seven years ago) link

transformative

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 6 January 2017 22:22 (seven years ago) link

hi i was 10 years old

-- gr8080, Friday, 18 April 2008 20:20 (1 hour ago) Link

hi

-- Lingbert, Friday, 18 April 2008 20:21 (1 hour ago) Link

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 7 January 2017 00:06 (seven years ago) link


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