don't tell mom the babysitter gave me head

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hi i was ages 0-10

obi wan jacoby (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 02:51 (twelve years ago) link

hi

max, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 02:52 (twelve years ago) link

my friend Theodore used to get down with his baby sitter. He also held congress with his ex-girlfriend's mom. heres to u missus robinson.
I wish I was smarter and not so consumed with transformers when i was 11...I could have been gettin ass.

― DEEBZ (ddb), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 20:39 (6 years ago)

Pizzataco Five (admrl), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 03:10 (twelve years ago) link

congress lol

Pizzataco Five (admrl), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 03:10 (twelve years ago) link

I don't remember ever have been babysat, except for a much older relative or two once or twice. My parents never went anywhere much.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 09:17 (twelve years ago) link

^^

vinyl cut bro (electricsound), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 09:35 (twelve years ago) link

damn, I remember the exact moment that I developed a sense of shame about my babysitter seeing me in my underwear. maybe if I'd just lounged around for a little while longer...

kkvgz, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 13:49 (twelve years ago) link

damn, I remember the exact moment that I developed a sense of shame about reading the opening post in this thread

delmar dillinger (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 13:52 (twelve years ago) link

itt ppl get all Sophie B. Hawkins

beemer douchebag (DJP), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 13:52 (twelve years ago) link

five years pass...

babysitters

so much to answer for

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 6 January 2017 17:51 (seven years ago) link

holy shit I spent like half an hour searching for a post on this thread last year. so happy to have found it.

it turns out it was "terd" with an 'e' and not 'u'

mh 😏, Friday, 6 January 2017 19:52 (seven years ago) link

youre welcome

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 6 January 2017 21:34 (seven years ago) link

I had a babysitter get fresh with me. then a neighbor girl prob 16, me 10.

fkn transformers!

rip van wanko, Friday, 6 January 2017 22:05 (seven years ago) link

transformative

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 6 January 2017 22:22 (seven years ago) link

hi i was 10 years old

-- gr8080, Friday, 18 April 2008 20:20 (1 hour ago) Link

hi

-- Lingbert, Friday, 18 April 2008 20:21 (1 hour ago) Link

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 7 January 2017 00:06 (seven years ago) link


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