But if you want to cook for me, or invite me to a restaurant thatspecializes in just one thing, or invite me to dinner with a presetmenu, you need to know what I dislike: avocado eggplant, usually (there are occasional exceptions) hot pepper olives liver (even in trace quantities) stomach and intestine; other organ meats cooked tuna oysters egg yolk, if the taste is noticeable, except when boiled completely hard many strong cheeses, especially those with green fungus desserts that contain fruit or liqueur flavors sour fruits, such as grapefruit and many oranges beer coffee (though weak coffee flavor can be good in desserts) the taste of alcohol (so I don't drink anything stronger than wine)
avocado eggplant, usually (there are occasional exceptions) hot pepper olives liver (even in trace quantities) stomach and intestine; other organ meats cooked tuna oysters egg yolk, if the taste is noticeable, except when boiled completely hard many strong cheeses, especially those with green fungus desserts that contain fruit or liqueur flavors sour fruits, such as grapefruit and many oranges beer coffee (though weak coffee flavor can be good in desserts) the taste of alcohol (so I don't drink anything stronger than wine)
this guy is basically the polar opposite of me, what a sad chap.
― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 27 October 2011 05:35 (twelve years ago) link
exceedingly specific rules about parrots
If you can find a host for me that has a friendly parrot, I will bevery very glad. If you can find someone who has a friendly parrot Ican visit with, that will be nice too.DON'T buy a parrot figuring that it will be a fun surprise for me. Toacquire a parrot is a major decision: it is likely to outlive you. Ifyou don't know how to treat the parrot, it could be emotionallyscarred and spend many decades feeling frightened and unhappy. If youbuy a captured wild parrot, you will promote a cruel and devastatingpractice, and the parrot will be emotionally scarred before you get it.Meeting that sad animal is not an agreeable surprise.
DON'T buy a parrot figuring that it will be a fun surprise for me. Toacquire a parrot is a major decision: it is likely to outlive you. Ifyou don't know how to treat the parrot, it could be emotionallyscarred and spend many decades feeling frightened and unhappy. If youbuy a captured wild parrot, you will promote a cruel and devastatingpractice, and the parrot will be emotionally scarred before you get it.Meeting that sad animal is not an agreeable surprise.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 27 October 2011 05:45 (twelve years ago) link
kinda love that dude
― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Thursday, 27 October 2011 05:53 (twelve years ago) link
totes. most of that rider is pedantic but reasonable, or due to his admirable crazy politics. there's just so much of it though.
― caek, Thursday, 27 October 2011 06:02 (twelve years ago) link
also: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4cc168ca62/that-is-all
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 October 2011 06:03 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ImztNADC8E
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 October 2011 06:21 (twelve years ago) link
― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, October 27, 2011 1:35 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark
your parrot rules are pretty relaxed iirc
― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Thursday, 27 October 2011 14:16 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/W80vn.jpg
― dayo, Friday, 28 October 2011 19:10 (twelve years ago) link
smh @ handwritten ascii emoticons
― Hardy Rock Anthem (crüt), Friday, 28 October 2011 19:13 (twelve years ago) link
pretty sure that's part of the equation
― dayo, Friday, 28 October 2011 19:13 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KBTV9l64EGA#!
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 18:19 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/1ueh0.jpg
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 23:40 (twelve years ago) link
^^ That looks like the cover of a new Spiritualized album
― Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 10 November 2011 00:18 (twelve years ago) link
TETSUOoOOOOOoooOOOOOOhey nice bike
― herbie mann on some gully shit (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 November 2011 05:13 (twelve years ago) link
hahah
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 10 November 2011 16:39 (twelve years ago) link
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lugcnxrL1U1r3clqao1_400.jpg
― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 10 November 2011 20:46 (twelve years ago) link
LOL, i was literally coming here to post that. must be making the rounds
― cee lo matches the table cloth (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 November 2011 21:01 (twelve years ago) link
ahahahaaaa
― Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 10 November 2011 22:11 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/iCukg.png
― dayo, Saturday, 24 March 2012 22:58 (twelve years ago) link
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7213/6886579106_a5cf0a1975_o.jpg
This piece was created as an art piece but can also be worn. Great way to stand out at a convention or a great one-of-a-kind cherry on a great Star Wars collection
― the late great, Saturday, 31 March 2012 18:35 (twelve years ago) link
how do i look guys
― the late great, Saturday, 31 March 2012 18:36 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/wGUTG.gif
― caek, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 15:14 (twelve years ago) link
nerd lolz uk interest: http://onethingwell.org/post/23868956656/anno-ntk
― caek, Monday, 28 May 2012 09:43 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/7ecTH.gif
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 01:47 (eleven years ago) link
idgi
― the late great, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 02:06 (eleven years ago) link
qwop
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 02:12 (eleven years ago) link
omg how the fuck do you get that guy to run?!?!?
― the late great, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 03:21 (eleven years ago) link
loool
― caek, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 08:04 (eleven years ago) link
SIN B / TAN B =
http://media.moddb.com/images/downloads/1/16/15049/bill-cosby.jpg
― the late great, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:36 (eleven years ago) link
damn who knew trig was so racist
― Neutral Coliseums (Matt P), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:38 (eleven years ago) link
wut
― the late great, Thursday, 18 October 2012 00:11 (eleven years ago) link
?!?!?
God that gif in the last revive cracks me up
― Trip Maker, Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:17 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/20sHy.png
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 13:49 (eleven years ago) link
http://rocketnews24.com/2012/11/08/264974/
― What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 January 2013 15:46 (eleven years ago) link
hardest i've laughed all week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbjR-2knrpo
― Broken Clock Britain (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 January 2013 12:29 (eleven years ago) link
The 21st century finds it's Magnus Pike.Actually I learned more from that than I have from some of the MIT videos I've been watching.
― pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Friday, 11 January 2013 13:38 (eleven years ago) link
that's what makes it so brilliant
dammit shd've thought of that display name
― non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 January 2013 13:46 (eleven years ago) link
If my parents hadn't moved back to England, I'd be speaking like that.
― pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Friday, 11 January 2013 13:51 (eleven years ago) link
no idea wtf dude is saying and youtube closed captioning not helping
― What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 January 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago) link
Seriously? Good luck with this then...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3d55p2G_Ac
― pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
ha, yeah that's all crazed howly mumbling to me
― What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:44 (eleven years ago) link
wait, whit, ppl other than me say 'bottin'?
― cazn (cozen), Friday, 11 January 2013 23:22 (eleven years ago) link
Alain de Bottin
― pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Friday, 11 January 2013 23:28 (eleven years ago) link
[ur]https://www.google.com/search?client=ubuntu&channel=fs&q=5+%2B+(-sqrt(1-x^2-(y-abs(x))^2))*cos(30*((1-x^2-(y-abs(x))^2))),+x+is+from+-1+to+1,+y+is+from+-1+to+1.5,+z+is+from+1+to+6&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8[/url]
― 乒乓, Thursday, 14 February 2013 23:22 (eleven years ago) link
http://bit.ly/H50Ox7
aw
― caek, Friday, 15 February 2013 03:16 (eleven years ago) link
i've watched this many times in the last year and just now noticed the person with the keyboard. what the hell is happening?
― andrew m., Friday, 15 February 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago) link
QWOP
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Friday, 15 February 2013 16:37 (eleven years ago) link
(xps) Wow, my PCs graphics card sucks...
Windows: A problem with your video hardware caused Windows to stop working correctly.Chrome: A problem caused this program to stop interacting with Windows.
― "Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Friday, 15 February 2013 16:43 (eleven years ago) link