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cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Sunday, 4 February 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe lj and mickey unban each other

Caustic Tree (688), Sunday, 4 February 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

sick

grbchv! (skowly), Sunday, 4 February 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

omg and ohno

rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Sunday, 4 February 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

expose your pets to art

kingfishy (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 4 February 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Azu said...

I used to eat lunchables for lunch in elementary school. One time they forgot to "paint" my meat. I kid you not, the "meat" in the box were clear gel discs. Makes you wonder what it actually is that they put in those things.

-- am0n (...), February 5th, 2007.

that is sub history channel ufo special speculation

-- UART variations (jo...), February 5th, 2007.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 5 February 2007 02:49 (seventeen years ago) link

omg

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 5 February 2007 03:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Ha, and I was just going to post this:

http://www.popaganda.com/billboards/images/billboard_kingOfBeers2.jpg

Which is not even as funny as that.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 5 February 2007 04:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean "which is not as funny as that"

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 5 February 2007 04:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Why is it that when fucking someone of another culture, we feel the temptation to throw dominating politics into the sex? We feel it's kinky to say, "Oh yeah, 'taxation without representation,' I don't think so." Or, "That's right. We Americans will conquer you with our democratic ways...sexually if not economically." I think it was Shaun who told the Russian girl he was banging from behind, "Take it hard you Russian commie." Can you imagine if that were how diplomats handled world affairs? What if Condi Rice wore shorter denim skirts and fuck me boots.

be home by 11 (orion), Monday, 5 February 2007 05:05 (seventeen years ago) link

"Op image" is from The Stuff, right?

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 February 2007 06:20 (seventeen years ago) link

omg laffing baby is crazy


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk


or being driven insane one or the other

scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i am a man with a belly button piercing

critique de la vie quotidienne (modestmickey), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vda84u-bweE

deej.. (deej..), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

am0n (am0n), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

omg videochatting w/ jw = funniest ever

I DIDINT LIE,AND I DIDNT CHEAT get thunderstruck with the thunderfuck bitch (teh, Tuesday, 6 February 2007 00:10 (seventeen years ago) link

rofl at burglar, danza (RIP DDB)

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 00:19 (seventeen years ago) link

bob saget

cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 00:20 (seventeen years ago) link

surely the bob saget thing must be a sound rip from Tourettes man?

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 6 February 2007 00:30 (seventeen years ago) link

that burglar = hysterical

the table is the table (treesessplode), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 01:30 (seventeen years ago) link

the balls are so... red
-- cutty (holle...), February 5th, 2007. (mcutt) (link)

A statue of Ned? Heavens ;)
-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...), February 5th, 2007. (bundgee) (link)

the table is the table (treesessplode), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 03:53 (seventeen years ago) link

pissed off radiohead fan bonanza!


Radiohead Live Youtube Bonanza


scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 05:15 (seventeen years ago) link

what's the dish where you eat tiny live crabs?

-- milo z (wooderso...), February 5th, 2007. (mlp) (admin)

sawagani

-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...), February 5th, 2007. (Steve Shasta) (admin)

or oral sex with [CONTROVERSIAL MODERATOR EDIT]

-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...), February 5th, 2007. (Steve Shasta) (admin)

sorry, feel free to delete that

-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...), February 5th, 2007. (Steve Shasta) (admin)

dmr (Renard), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

lmao

am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

goddamn radiohead fans are some silly ass people

Stuh-du-du-du-du-du-du-denka (jingleberries), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

omg the vagina thing

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

and i thought my crazy fundie neighbors (9 kids) were stretchin it' (heh)

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

pc vs mac! more here

rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 23:50 (seventeen years ago) link

sooo sick of these parodies

UART variations (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 23:52 (seventeen years ago) link

i just like the part where he asks him if he's high

rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 23:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Re: Vagina Car

http://www.duggarfamily.com/

"CHILDREN ARE A HERITAGE OF THE LORD." i live fifteen miles from these people!!! i've probably ordered a coney dog and tots from the same exact SONIC.

ath (ath), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I have a genius plan for a restaurant:

1) Build it where lots of drunk college kids might be found.

2) Keep it open late.

3) Have only a giant griddle and a giant deep fryer.

4) Stock all the frozen junk-food type stuff that you can - chicken strips, waffles, burger patties, sausage, french toast, jalapeno poppers, mozzerela sticks, breaded mushrooms, etc.

5) Provide ample sauces - ranch dressing, nacho cheese, salsa, maple syrup, chocolate sauce, etc.

6) Build it like a prison dining room, with bolted down seating, tile and stainless everything for easy spraying down with a hose and disinfectant. Sauces and such would be as vandal-proof as possible.

7) Allow people to buy stuff by the pound in some way - basically, you say "give me a waffle, with two chicken strips, ten breaded mushrooms, and some chili".

8) Customer then covers their food with whatever sauces they like.

9) The added bonus would be bins of crushed Doritos, potato chips, pretzels, etc. that could then be applied on top of the sauces for extra texture. These would be known as Crumblins™, which would be the name of the establishment. There would be a cute skunk with the same name as the mascot.

I was kind of fucked up with some friends when we came up with this but I think it would probably work. But it would be so not fun to have to run a place like this and deal with the drunk people every night until 4 am.

-- joygoat (joygoa...), February 6th, 2007 5:10 PM.

tuesdays with maury povich (get bent), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 01:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I want to play a game of RISK except instead of rolling dice to conquer a country you play an entire game of Monopoly.

Its like globalism!

Cap'n Guthrie (Digestion is Easy!), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 01:56 (seventeen years ago) link

aw, you landed on my three hotels on the palm islands in dubai! PAY UP!

tuesdays with maury povich (get bent), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 02:06 (seventeen years ago) link

i would play that game - and probably kill someone in the process b/c it would take, like, 2 months to finish playing

i have just come up with several different really bad names for fried-food restaurants

rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 02:09 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX6iXKxr7Tg

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 03:36 (seventeen years ago) link

joygoat's description of his restaurant just sounds like our college student-run "coffeeshop."

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 03:42 (seventeen years ago) link

someone should make a big photoshop of everyone on ILX hanging out without her in it

-- jimbo (electricsoun...) (webmail), Today 11:09 PM. (electricsound) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 04:15 (seventeen years ago) link

haha

am0n (am0n), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 04:40 (seventeen years ago) link

*farts* in thread, making the idiots on here choke on my gassy anal excreations.

-- becky lucas (beckylovesni...) (webmail), January 27th, 2003 12:04 PM. (becky_lucas) (link)

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 7 February 2007 05:17 (seventeen years ago) link

http://help.com/user/19845-ipoh-on-fire/posts/1

ath (ath), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 05:44 (seventeen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Aspergian_Wikipedians

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 13:02 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL I might wear my eyepatch & polar bear jammies tonight except I want both eyes free to watch for EMPORTAUNT CLEWS.

-- blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (crucial.bonu...), February 7th, 2007 10:32 AM. (nickalicious) (later)

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

From local music message board:

bassm4nmk Posted - 27 January 2007 18:3
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R4lph passed away early this morning ,He had been in the hospital ,in a comma for about a week.R4lph was a keyboard player with J0hnnie Lym4n and the Cl4ssics
bassm4n Posted - 1 February 2007 21:49
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Way sorry tro hear that!!

ROCK ON!!!!

blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:28 (seventeen years ago) link

,in a comma for about a week

hmmmm

RIP

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:56 (seventeen years ago) link

raplh]]u,,passed away near me[in park,,maybe saw u smiling at me]]] like to,,,get coffee or[[tea?

m@p (plosive), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 23:02 (seventeen years ago) link

aw lonely comma man reference

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 23:49 (seventeen years ago) link

from the gun control thread, on heavier regulations of guns:

I'm against that because it's degrading. I'm also against having to take off my shoes and belt at the airport, but perhaps that's for another thread.

Where I live, and in most places, you'll have a very hard time buying a gun if you're a convicted felon or if you've ever been charged with domestic violence. I'm okay with that. I'm reluctant to give an inch, but common sense has to prevail now and again.

Anything beyond that, even well-intentioned, is a slippery slope.

-- Manalishi, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 7:39 AM (2 hours ago)

deej, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

the rest of that argument at this point belongs more in C.I.O. thread

deej, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i ran into the porn starbucks drunk the other week and was alll HUH?!!?

JW, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Idiocracy is happening.

nickalicious, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/201/464154457_5f958550d3_o.jpg

nickalicious, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, nothing so exciting. I won't go into detail because this thing is too fresh in the mind, and I still want to contact the girl.


-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...), October 17th, 2004 7:40 AM. (Tuomas) (later)
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DID YOU DO A WEE IN HER FLANGE

-- GARU G (GARU...), October 17th, 2004 8:21 AM. (later)

stevie, Thursday, 19 April 2007 22:50 (seventeen years ago) link

i always get sad when i see movie theatres turned into other businesses

-- moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, April 17, 2007 10:44 PM (Yesterday)

otm. there's a former dollar theater here (greenville, sc) that was turned into this giant, nasty, garish megachurch complex a few years ago.

latebloomer, Thursday, 19 April 2007 22:59 (seventeen years ago) link

The New Daisy Theater is a pretty neat music venue that used to be a movie theater. The sloped floor where the seats used to be (with little platforms here and there) means that you can stand wherever you like and see the band.

The balcony rocks, too.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 19 April 2007 23:06 (seventeen years ago) link

such incredible wikivandalism

sanskrit, Thursday, 19 April 2007 23:33 (seventeen years ago) link

from Where should i start with Primus?

start with the slap bass songs, move on from there

-- cutty, Sunday, April 22, 2007 9:58 PM (52 minutes ago)

latebloomer, Monday, 23 April 2007 03:53 (seventeen years ago) link

WE'RE OVER HERE NOW GUYS

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=60&threadid=5841#unread

am0n, Monday, 23 April 2007 04:55 (seventeen years ago) link

for good measure:

http://www.ilxor.com:8080/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=60&threadid=5841#unread

tehresa, Monday, 23 April 2007 05:00 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

wow, still greatness!

csa, Monday, 20 October 2008 05:32 (fifteen years ago) link


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