don't tell mom the babysitter gave me head

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i never gave any body i ever babysat a bj.

Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 00:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Well then, I guess you blew it ... or didn't! OH I AM *SOOOOO* RANDY!!!

why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 00:40 (nineteen years ago) link

DEAN GULBERRY WHY U BREAK MY HEART ALL TIME? :'(

Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 00:49 (nineteen years ago) link

isn't GORT that trail mix shit

sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 02:11 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...
isn't GORT that trail mix shit

-- sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (hot.air.balloo...) (webmail), October 12th, 2004 11:11 PM. (ex machina) (link) (admin) (userip)

JW (ex machina), Monday, 22 May 2006 18:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Then I grew up and kissed a girl named Valerie, A LOT.
-- Holly (hollypric...), October 12th, 2004 12:32 PM. (an appletross) (admin) (userip)

jäxøñ (jaxon), Monday, 22 May 2006 20:33 (eighteen years ago) link

whatever happened to her :(

JW (ex machina), Monday, 22 May 2006 20:35 (eighteen years ago) link

jon u thinking of gorp.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 22 May 2006 20:51 (eighteen years ago) link

GIVING GURPS HEAD MMORPG+++

guess papers (eman), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 02:30 (eighteen years ago) link

yea, GORP

JW (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 12:39 (eighteen years ago) link

how did i miss this yancey thread first time around?

cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 12:52 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Yanc3y had some great threads

The sound of 300 pounds of lard banging against the wall...

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 18 April 2008 18:51 (sixteen years ago) link

fluxblog?

Steve Shasta, Friday, 18 April 2008 18:54 (sixteen years ago) link

ZING!

chicago kevin, Friday, 18 April 2008 18:58 (sixteen years ago) link

i will take any opportunity ever to re-post this:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2066/2423060579_75e67cc1b4_o.jpg

chicago kevin, Friday, 18 April 2008 18:59 (sixteen years ago) link

one of my friends started dating his former babysitter last year.

they now live together.

o_0

elmo argonaut, Friday, 18 April 2008 19:37 (sixteen years ago) link

the first time i ever touched boobs it was when i accidentally grabbed my babysitter's while running around/wrestling.

she was also my best friend's older sister and next door neighbor.

gr8080, Friday, 18 April 2008 19:58 (sixteen years ago) link

"accidentally"

ENBB, Friday, 18 April 2008 19:59 (sixteen years ago) link

"wrestling"

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 18 April 2008 20:10 (sixteen years ago) link

hi i was 10 years old

gr8080, Friday, 18 April 2008 20:20 (sixteen years ago) link

hi

Lingbert, Friday, 18 April 2008 20:21 (sixteen years ago) link

hi i was 10 years old

-- gr8080, Friday, April 18, 2008 8:20 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

uh did you read the thread

69, Friday, 18 April 2008 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link

i used to date a guy who lost his virginity to his babysitter

he was sort of messed up about it!

homosexual II, Friday, 18 April 2008 20:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Did he make you put him to bed so you could call your friends?

admrl, Friday, 18 April 2008 20:51 (sixteen years ago) link

or what? it's important that i know

admrl, Friday, 18 April 2008 20:51 (sixteen years ago) link

hi i was 10 years old

-- gr8080, Friday, 18 April 2008 20:20 (1 hour ago) Link

hi

-- Lingbert, Friday, 18 April 2008 20:21 (1 hour ago) Link

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 18 April 2008 21:36 (sixteen years ago) link

^ lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 18 April 2008 21:38 (sixteen years ago) link

adam quit being creepsy

homosexual II, Friday, 18 April 2008 22:10 (sixteen years ago) link

or i'll call your mom, i swear.. not afraid to do it. still want to keep jumping on the bed? fine, dialing right now!

homosexual II, Friday, 18 April 2008 22:10 (sixteen years ago) link

"jumping on the bed"

jaxon, Friday, 18 April 2008 22:12 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

"this terd's got no vital signs!"

Dan I., Saturday, 20 June 2009 00:59 (fourteen years ago) link

hi i was 10 years old

― gr8080, Friday, April 18, 2008 4:20 PM (1 year ago)

hi

― Lingbert, Friday, April 18, 2008 4:21 PM

am0n, Saturday, 20 June 2009 19:31 (fourteen years ago) link

hahahaha

s4rgent boy tell em (The Reverend), Saturday, 20 June 2009 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link

hi i was 10 years old

― gr8080, Friday, April 18, 2008 4:20 PM (1 year ago)

hi

― Lingbert, Friday, April 18, 2008 4:21 PM

"jesus on the cross seems like classic homoerotic imagery" (omar little), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link

lingberts finest moment

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link

hi we had a babysitter play strip blackjack with us

bnw, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 22:59 (fourteen years ago) link

hello is there an emoticon for cross-eyed while giving head

bnw, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 23:02 (fourteen years ago) link

"your face could freeze like that"

bnw, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 23:03 (fourteen years ago) link

n_u

ian, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 23:05 (fourteen years ago) link

two years pass...

hi i was 10 years old

― gr8080, Friday, April 18, 2008 4:20 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hi

― Lingbert, Friday, April 18, 2008 4:21 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

☂ (max), Monday, 27 June 2011 01:58 (twelve years ago) link

lol

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 27 June 2011 02:01 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

all of my babysitters were girls, we never did anything except hook jelly bracelets together to make long ropes iirc

obi wan jacoby (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 02:42 (twelve years ago) link

hi

 (gr8080), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 02:45 (twelve years ago) link

hi i was ages 0-10

obi wan jacoby (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 02:51 (twelve years ago) link

hi

max, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 02:52 (twelve years ago) link

my friend Theodore used to get down with his baby sitter. He also held congress with his ex-girlfriend's mom. heres to u missus robinson.
I wish I was smarter and not so consumed with transformers when i was 11...I could have been gettin ass.

― DEEBZ (ddb), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 20:39 (6 years ago)

Pizzataco Five (admrl), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 03:10 (twelve years ago) link

congress lol

Pizzataco Five (admrl), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 03:10 (twelve years ago) link

I don't remember ever have been babysat, except for a much older relative or two once or twice. My parents never went anywhere much.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 09:17 (twelve years ago) link

^^

vinyl cut bro (electricsound), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 09:35 (twelve years ago) link

damn, I remember the exact moment that I developed a sense of shame about my babysitter seeing me in my underwear. maybe if I'd just lounged around for a little while longer...

kkvgz, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 13:49 (twelve years ago) link

damn, I remember the exact moment that I developed a sense of shame about reading the opening post in this thread

delmar dillinger (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 13:52 (twelve years ago) link

itt ppl get all Sophie B. Hawkins

beemer douchebag (DJP), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 13:52 (twelve years ago) link

five years pass...

babysitters

so much to answer for

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 6 January 2017 17:51 (seven years ago) link

holy shit I spent like half an hour searching for a post on this thread last year. so happy to have found it.

it turns out it was "terd" with an 'e' and not 'u'

mh 😏, Friday, 6 January 2017 19:52 (seven years ago) link

youre welcome

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 6 January 2017 21:34 (seven years ago) link

I had a babysitter get fresh with me. then a neighbor girl prob 16, me 10.

fkn transformers!

rip van wanko, Friday, 6 January 2017 22:05 (seven years ago) link

transformative

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 6 January 2017 22:22 (seven years ago) link

hi i was 10 years old

-- gr8080, Friday, 18 April 2008 20:20 (1 hour ago) Link

hi

-- Lingbert, Friday, 18 April 2008 20:21 (1 hour ago) Link

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 7 January 2017 00:06 (seven years ago) link


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