it won't play for me
― staind in the place where you live (crüt), Thursday, 8 August 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/b3ZAD99UI5j
― am0n, Thursday, 8 August 2013 14:40 (ten years ago) link
does he actually not know how to smoke from a bong or is that part of the joke
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, August 8, 2013 10:30 AM
Tynan DeLong @TynanDeLong 10hi got some creeper weed i call lieutenant dan cuz that shit gets u so high u can't feel ur legs haha
Tynan DeLong @TynanDeLong 10hi smoke and listen 2 belle & sebastian so i guess i'm tweed haha
Tynan DeLong @TynanDeLong 10hi made stoner dog comedy skit called Air 'Budz'haha
Tynan DeLong @TynanDeLong 2 Aug'Yeah, he's a lil' cutie. We call him Budz McKenzie.' - my drug dealer-in-law.
― am0n, Thursday, 8 August 2013 14:43 (ten years ago) link
haha
― blinded by aggro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 August 2013 15:17 (ten years ago) link
knew he'd find an audience
http://ww2.hdnux.com/photos/23/42/03/5120209/3/628x471.jpg
― taking tiger stadium (by strategy) (sanskrit), Sunday, 1 September 2013 19:39 (ten years ago) link
His vine is killing me... "The Polygamist at the Catskills"
― pplains, Sunday, 1 September 2013 20:36 (ten years ago) link
Tynan DeLong @TynanDeLong 24 Oct
Loving these new Drake-inspired emoji's, Emo G's.
― buzza, Sunday, 27 October 2013 22:13 (ten years ago) link
STILL GOT IT
http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=aRLVqPGUKLo&a=
― action bronson pinchot (sanskrit), Monday, 26 May 2014 00:32 (ten years ago) link
bless
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 26 May 2014 13:49 (ten years ago) link
for posterity (xpost to 2muchtimeonILX):http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0a/The_Guilt_Trip_Poster.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/vZP4ay3.jpg
― brimstead, Monday, 26 May 2014 19:57 (ten years ago) link
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/TYJFmoCa2H8/maxresdefault.jpghttp://scontent-b.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-prn/t51.2885-15/1742216_857182094307932_426001885_a.jpg
― slam dunk, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 00:48 (ten years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/O7blPxDYXdm
― some dude, Monday, 22 September 2014 01:18 (nine years ago) link
that is right up there with the worst things ever linked on ilx
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 September 2014 02:14 (nine years ago) link
like deathdrone levels of ick
chriiiiiiiiiiist
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Monday, 22 September 2014 03:22 (nine years ago) link
where can i find more splooge mcfuck related content
― lag∞n, Monday, 22 September 2014 04:30 (nine years ago) link
if you're not following tynan on twitter you're really missing out imo:https://twitter.com/TynanDeLong/status/513859396980731904
― some dude, Monday, 22 September 2014 11:58 (nine years ago) link
done
― lag∞n, Monday, 22 September 2014 14:10 (nine years ago) link
tbh the fact that tynan delong is still out there doing his tynan delong thing really warms my cold heart
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 22 September 2014 15:55 (nine years ago) link
cant believe out of all the ilxors i follow only al is up on tynans tiwtter wheres the love
― lag∞n, Monday, 22 September 2014 15:57 (nine years ago) link
"Author of the best selling memoir Until the Condom Breaks"
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 22 September 2014 15:58 (nine years ago) link
his brand of very edgy humor isnt for everyone
― lag∞n, Monday, 22 September 2014 16:00 (nine years ago) link
Tynan DeLong @TynanDeLong
The Bone Boys (like Beach Boys, except instead of chasing girls, these boys chase BONES!) #DogBands @midnight
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 22 September 2014 16:04 (nine years ago) link
I went through all his Vines one night and then said, OK, that's enough for me!
Keep meaning to send my brother the hot pepper news. He's a competitive hot pepper eater.
― pplains, Monday, 22 September 2014 18:29 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/4b2sDi7.jpg
― iggwilv azaelea (sanskrit), Saturday, 1 November 2014 13:15 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlGldGJcmxU
― pplains, Saturday, 1 November 2014 17:57 (nine years ago) link
dude is getting ink: http://www.sacbee.com/entertainment/living/travel/sam-mcmanis/article2574204.htmlfrom two years agohe claims hes in brooklyn now, might have to seek his act out
― iggwilv azaelea (sanskrit), Saturday, 13 December 2014 22:42 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/U9uNThm.jpg
― gr8080, Friday, 13 November 2015 21:08 (eight years ago) link
the effing shiznits
― you too could be called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (jim in glasgow), Friday, 13 November 2015 21:39 (eight years ago) link
someday i'm going to run into him on the street or at a show and i'll freak out and explaining why i'm so excited to see him in person is going to be very awkward
― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 November 2015 22:13 (eight years ago) link
just do that rap from upthread at him. won't be awkward at all.
― you too could be called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (jim in glasgow), Friday, 13 November 2015 22:14 (eight years ago) link
Tynan DeschL0ng @TynanDeschL0ng Oct 30sometimes i can't decide if i like marketing or PR more but then im like fuck it, they're both great!
― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 14 November 2015 05:47 (eight years ago) link
might have to seek his act out
about a year ago I hit an alt-comedy event led by Chris Gethard, Tynan did an act with a partner that was pretty solid. At the end of the night I dapped Chris + bought Tynan a pint, apologizing for this thread and any personal SEO implications it may have had, he was totally cool with it and claimed his ILM posting of eight years ago was him doing a character the whole time (sorry to break the fourth wall).
The crowd he runs with reminds me of some of the voices I saw at Eating It 15 years ago. Most of their careers will go nowhere but don't be surprised if Tynan lands a Brett Gelman/Little Bit of Luck or Hodgman/PC type iconic advertising role. Or does voice work on some Adult Swim type bullshit.
― pandit pran nathalie (sanskrit), Monday, 16 November 2015 03:37 (eight years ago) link
claimed his ILM posting of eight years ago was him doing a character the whole time
lol
― μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 16 November 2015 18:45 (eight years ago) link
true for everyone here tho iirc
― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 November 2015 19:27 (eight years ago) link
he's starting to look more and more like henry czerny
― nomar, Monday, 16 November 2015 19:28 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/jPHaoZi.gif
― sleep, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 14:20 (seven years ago) link
think I lurked most of the time back then because I was afraid of being outed as another Tynan
as if
― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 14:44 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/TynanDeLong/status/784880622393327616pizza humor eh
― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:21 (seven years ago) link
http://www.tynandelong.com/he's still working with gethard
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 26 January 2018 17:46 (six years ago) link
seeing Tynan age freaks me out for some reason
― bhad and bhabie (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 27 January 2018 00:54 (six years ago) link
Same tbh
― i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 27 January 2018 02:11 (six years ago) link
But Cookies is the name of my dog!
https://i.imgur.com/jngH4iX.png
― pplains, Saturday, 27 January 2018 02:23 (six years ago) link
that's so Tynan
― omar little, Saturday, 27 January 2018 02:41 (six years ago) link
― nomar, Monday, November 16, 2015 11:28 AM (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― omar little, Saturday, 27 January 2018 02:42 (six years ago) link
*pouts; was hoping you were referring to Kenneth Tynan*
― Polly of the Pre-Codes (j.lu), Saturday, 27 January 2018 03:10 (six years ago) link
I feel like Tynan has a prominent position in the world just out of my field of vision
― mh, Saturday, 27 January 2018 04:04 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnRCeJ9ExUk
― dripping in fennesz (sanskrit), Monday, 30 September 2019 18:08 (four years ago) link
i meant to post to this over the summer when i saw Tynan in a promo for rooftop filmsno star wipe unfortunately
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 30 September 2019 19:03 (four years ago) link
https://www.nobudge2.com/selected-films-by-tynan-delong
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 December 2020 22:37 (three years ago) link