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I mean "which is not as funny as that"

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 5 February 2007 04:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Why is it that when fucking someone of another culture, we feel the temptation to throw dominating politics into the sex? We feel it's kinky to say, "Oh yeah, 'taxation without representation,' I don't think so." Or, "That's right. We Americans will conquer you with our democratic ways...sexually if not economically." I think it was Shaun who told the Russian girl he was banging from behind, "Take it hard you Russian commie." Can you imagine if that were how diplomats handled world affairs? What if Condi Rice wore shorter denim skirts and fuck me boots.

be home by 11 (orion), Monday, 5 February 2007 05:05 (seventeen years ago) link

"Op image" is from The Stuff, right?

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 February 2007 06:20 (seventeen years ago) link

omg laffing baby is crazy


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk


or being driven insane one or the other

scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i am a man with a belly button piercing

critique de la vie quotidienne (modestmickey), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vda84u-bweE

deej.. (deej..), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

am0n (am0n), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

omg videochatting w/ jw = funniest ever

I DIDINT LIE,AND I DIDNT CHEAT get thunderstruck with the thunderfuck bitch (teh, Tuesday, 6 February 2007 00:10 (seventeen years ago) link

rofl at burglar, danza (RIP DDB)

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 00:19 (seventeen years ago) link

bob saget

cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 00:20 (seventeen years ago) link

surely the bob saget thing must be a sound rip from Tourettes man?

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 6 February 2007 00:30 (seventeen years ago) link

that burglar = hysterical

the table is the table (treesessplode), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 01:30 (seventeen years ago) link

the balls are so... red
-- cutty (holle...), February 5th, 2007. (mcutt) (link)

A statue of Ned? Heavens ;)
-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...), February 5th, 2007. (bundgee) (link)

the table is the table (treesessplode), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 03:53 (seventeen years ago) link

pissed off radiohead fan bonanza!


Radiohead Live Youtube Bonanza


scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 05:15 (seventeen years ago) link

what's the dish where you eat tiny live crabs?

-- milo z (wooderso...), February 5th, 2007. (mlp) (admin)

sawagani

-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...), February 5th, 2007. (Steve Shasta) (admin)

or oral sex with [CONTROVERSIAL MODERATOR EDIT]

-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...), February 5th, 2007. (Steve Shasta) (admin)

sorry, feel free to delete that

-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...), February 5th, 2007. (Steve Shasta) (admin)

dmr (Renard), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

lmao

am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

goddamn radiohead fans are some silly ass people

Stuh-du-du-du-du-du-du-denka (jingleberries), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

omg the vagina thing

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

and i thought my crazy fundie neighbors (9 kids) were stretchin it' (heh)

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

pc vs mac! more here

rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 23:50 (seventeen years ago) link

sooo sick of these parodies

UART variations (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 23:52 (seventeen years ago) link

i just like the part where he asks him if he's high

rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 23:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Re: Vagina Car

http://www.duggarfamily.com/

"CHILDREN ARE A HERITAGE OF THE LORD." i live fifteen miles from these people!!! i've probably ordered a coney dog and tots from the same exact SONIC.

ath (ath), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I have a genius plan for a restaurant:

1) Build it where lots of drunk college kids might be found.

2) Keep it open late.

3) Have only a giant griddle and a giant deep fryer.

4) Stock all the frozen junk-food type stuff that you can - chicken strips, waffles, burger patties, sausage, french toast, jalapeno poppers, mozzerela sticks, breaded mushrooms, etc.

5) Provide ample sauces - ranch dressing, nacho cheese, salsa, maple syrup, chocolate sauce, etc.

6) Build it like a prison dining room, with bolted down seating, tile and stainless everything for easy spraying down with a hose and disinfectant. Sauces and such would be as vandal-proof as possible.

7) Allow people to buy stuff by the pound in some way - basically, you say "give me a waffle, with two chicken strips, ten breaded mushrooms, and some chili".

8) Customer then covers their food with whatever sauces they like.

9) The added bonus would be bins of crushed Doritos, potato chips, pretzels, etc. that could then be applied on top of the sauces for extra texture. These would be known as Crumblins™, which would be the name of the establishment. There would be a cute skunk with the same name as the mascot.

I was kind of fucked up with some friends when we came up with this but I think it would probably work. But it would be so not fun to have to run a place like this and deal with the drunk people every night until 4 am.

-- joygoat (joygoa...), February 6th, 2007 5:10 PM.

tuesdays with maury povich (get bent), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 01:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I want to play a game of RISK except instead of rolling dice to conquer a country you play an entire game of Monopoly.

Its like globalism!

Cap'n Guthrie (Digestion is Easy!), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 01:56 (seventeen years ago) link

aw, you landed on my three hotels on the palm islands in dubai! PAY UP!

tuesdays with maury povich (get bent), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 02:06 (seventeen years ago) link

i would play that game - and probably kill someone in the process b/c it would take, like, 2 months to finish playing

i have just come up with several different really bad names for fried-food restaurants

rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 02:09 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX6iXKxr7Tg

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 03:36 (seventeen years ago) link

joygoat's description of his restaurant just sounds like our college student-run "coffeeshop."

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 03:42 (seventeen years ago) link

someone should make a big photoshop of everyone on ILX hanging out without her in it

-- jimbo (electricsoun...) (webmail), Today 11:09 PM. (electricsound) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 04:15 (seventeen years ago) link

haha

am0n (am0n), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 04:40 (seventeen years ago) link

*farts* in thread, making the idiots on here choke on my gassy anal excreations.

-- becky lucas (beckylovesni...) (webmail), January 27th, 2003 12:04 PM. (becky_lucas) (link)

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 7 February 2007 05:17 (seventeen years ago) link

http://help.com/user/19845-ipoh-on-fire/posts/1

ath (ath), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 05:44 (seventeen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Aspergian_Wikipedians

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 13:02 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL I might wear my eyepatch & polar bear jammies tonight except I want both eyes free to watch for EMPORTAUNT CLEWS.

-- blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (crucial.bonu...), February 7th, 2007 10:32 AM. (nickalicious) (later)

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

From local music message board:

bassm4nmk Posted - 27 January 2007 18:3
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R4lph passed away early this morning ,He had been in the hospital ,in a comma for about a week.R4lph was a keyboard player with J0hnnie Lym4n and the Cl4ssics
bassm4n Posted - 1 February 2007 21:49
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Way sorry tro hear that!!

ROCK ON!!!!

blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:28 (seventeen years ago) link

,in a comma for about a week

hmmmm

RIP

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:56 (seventeen years ago) link

raplh]]u,,passed away near me[in park,,maybe saw u smiling at me]]] like to,,,get coffee or[[tea?

m@p (plosive), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 23:02 (seventeen years ago) link

aw lonely comma man reference

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 23:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Both 22 years old, Kate St. Claire and Jane Mountain formed The Lollies at the start of 1999. The birth of The Lollies "was really painful," Jane remembers, "Kate was really drunk so she doesn’t remember what happened. There was a party and it was 2 days after New Year’s Eve. We wrote the hit single then." Kate concurs, "I don't remember starting The Lollies. I just woke up one day and Jane said, hey we started a band."

Umm, isn't Kate like 36 now?

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), February 7th, 2007. (jaymc) (later)

dude is falling off

-- the kwisatz bacharach (mikeoptin...), February 7th, 2007. (sanskrit) (later)

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 8 February 2007 00:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't think Gosford Park was nominated for BP, was it?
The Queen is totally a TV movie, but it's a really enjoyable one. Nothing to feel too passionate about, but I admired it quite a bit and had a good time watching it.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), February 7th, 2007 4:12 PM. (later) (link)


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Yes, it was.
Gosford Park's got a lot more wit and energy than those other movies you mentioned, Eric -- and uses Helen Mirren to better effect.

My two favorite scenes: Mirren driving the SUV, Mirren accepting flowers from the girl.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn

roger goodell (gear), Thursday, 8 February 2007 00:19 (seventeen years ago) link

i met a lonely comma man on irc today with ass burgers

Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Thursday, 8 February 2007 00:21 (seventeen years ago) link

a pink mousse

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 8 February 2007 00:41 (seventeen years ago) link

iyvzx icaknbwtz qimejb fkse cuthj hzpodjeax rnbgzpait

-- muvkyb cndq (vrpmz...) (webmail), February 7th, 2007 4:46 PM. (later)

am0n (am0n), Thursday, 8 February 2007 01:27 (seventeen years ago) link

ever since I saw the pic of her picking and eating her boogres I cannot think that. Although I used to.

-- Fjord Spellman (fjordspellma...), February 7th, 2007 8:33 PM. (fjord) (later)


garfeild too is good movie until sceen where garfeild ate his boogres

-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...), February 7th, 2007 8:37 PM. (bundgee) (later

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 8 February 2007 01:47 (seventeen years ago) link

fume in fume out
fume in fume out
fume in
fume in fume out
fume in fume out
fume in

tied to a wheel fingers got to feel

i spin on a whim i slide to the right
i felt you like electric light
for our love
for our fear
for our rise against the years and years and years

got a fuming head better than the rest
green to red fuming head
got a fuming head better than the rest
green to red
and i walk from my
i walk from my fume machine

fume in fume out
fume in fume out
fume in

deaf dumb and thirty
starting to deserve this
leaning on my conscience wall
blood is like wine
unconscious all the time
if i had it all again
i'd change it all

got a fuming head better than the rest
green to red fuming head
got a fuming head better than the rest
green to red
and i walk from my
i walk from my fume machine

fume in fume out
fume in fume out
fume in
fume in fume out
fume in fume out
fume in

got a fuming head better than the rest
green to red fuming head
got a fuming head better than the rest
green to red
better than the rest
better than the rest
fuming head

and i walk from my fume machine
i walk from my fume machine


-- latebloomer (posercore24...) (webmail), February 7th, 2007 1:19 PM. (latebloomer) (link)

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 8 February 2007 02:33 (seventeen years ago) link

ever since I saw the pic of her picking and eating her boogres I cannot think that. Although I used to.

-- Fjord Spellman (fjordspellma...), February 7th, 2007 8:33 PM. (fjord) (later)


garfeild too is good movie until sceen where garfeild ate his boogres

-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...), February 7th, 2007 8:37 PM. (bundgee) (later

They should make a sequel where Garfield eats Borges

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 8 February 2007 02:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I actually cried when I saw the video for Monkey Gone to Heaven on TV late one night - it was really inexplicable.

-- Adrian (AdeLangsto...), June 12th, 2003 4:53 PM.

be home by 11 (orion), Thursday, 8 February 2007 03:21 (seventeen years ago) link

such incredible wikivandalism

sanskrit, Thursday, 19 April 2007 23:33 (seventeen years ago) link

from Where should i start with Primus?

start with the slap bass songs, move on from there

-- cutty, Sunday, April 22, 2007 9:58 PM (52 minutes ago)

latebloomer, Monday, 23 April 2007 03:53 (seventeen years ago) link

WE'RE OVER HERE NOW GUYS

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=60&threadid=5841#unread

am0n, Monday, 23 April 2007 04:55 (seventeen years ago) link

for good measure:

http://www.ilxor.com:8080/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=60&threadid=5841#unread

tehresa, Monday, 23 April 2007 05:00 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

wow, still greatness!

csa, Monday, 20 October 2008 05:32 (fifteen years ago) link


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