http://www.metrolyrics.com/mambo-number-5-lyrics-lou-bega.html
― 1staethyr, Monday, 13 April 2015 01:54 (nine years ago) link
Aw you told him
I was hoping like 5 months from now forks would be in the shower or the car or something and all of a sudden be like "OHHHH THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS"
― 龜, Monday, 13 April 2015 01:55 (nine years ago) link
i um never really heard mambo #5 and it took your follow up post for me to figure out the lyrics and the pic were related
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 02:01 (nine years ago) link
i mean, i can recognize it when i hear it but i wasn't listening to pop radio in '99 i guess and have somehow mostly avoided it without really meaning to.
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 02:02 (nine years ago) link
Cool dude I accept the fact that you don't own a TV and I respect you for that
― 龜, Monday, 13 April 2015 02:05 (nine years ago) link
lol
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 13 April 2015 02:28 (nine years ago) link
i own four tvs but i was completely broke and working at a salvation army in 99 so minimal media exposure at the time
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 02:43 (nine years ago) link
sorry, meant to say: i own fourteen tvs
i am actually posting from a tv right now
How do you have WebTV but not know Mamba #5
― pplains, Monday, 13 April 2015 03:01 (nine years ago) link
i haven't got around to getting napster yet
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 03:08 (nine years ago) link
I can't prove it but feel fairly certain that in 2002 a bar in Chicago played Mambo #5 repeatedly in an effort to get me and my party to leave.
― joygoat, Monday, 13 April 2015 04:27 (nine years ago) link
did it work?
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 13 April 2015 08:45 (nine years ago) link
We eventually left but not til it had played at least five times, so kind of a stalemate.
― joygoat, Monday, 13 April 2015 18:07 (nine years ago) link
http://www.mandatory.com/2015/04/13/the-laker-girls-did-a-lunch-date-with-fans-and-the-pictures-are/
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 23:48 (nine years ago) link
OMG that is a murderers row.
― schwantz, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 23:52 (nine years ago) link
so lol much funnyhttp://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/4108ca2aa97e021ea5490ec2f8edcde6/201809294/17.jpg
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 00:21 (nine years ago) link
Carl's Jr marketing is so much different from Hardee's.
― pplains, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 00:25 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t-iFr9q1I8
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 04:02 (nine years ago) link
omg
― And let’s say a new Hozier comes along, and Spotify outbids you (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 05:06 (nine years ago) link
finally someone watched that through all the way! i'd been saying!
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 05:17 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/3aOfEx0.jpg
― 龜, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 11:06 (nine years ago) link
*guesses*
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 11:55 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x4bfHllX2A
― am0n, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 14:48 (nine years ago) link
lmfao
― diamonddave85 (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 15:00 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/GBMwi8g.png
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 16:28 (nine years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/OEZ6mg32MQt
― am0n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 18:56 (nine years ago) link
why?
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Thursday, 16 April 2015 18:58 (nine years ago) link
whah
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 17 April 2015 12:47 (nine years ago) link
http://40.media.tumblr.com/d54b7447ebdde73680baad3897fc4947/tumblr_nmihmaQ7FS1rck6i3o1_540.png
― pplains, Saturday, 18 April 2015 23:23 (nine years ago) link
that looks scarily like my brother
― truvada mangano (clouds), Sunday, 19 April 2015 04:00 (nine years ago) link
http://the-toast.net/2015/04/22/bible-verses-where-the-word-forbidden-has-been-replaced-by-unchill/
― 龜, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 17:10 (nine years ago) link
i don't have much of an issue with most benign modern slang but chill/unchill is my official first self-acknowledged grumpy old man shakes fist at cloud computing moment
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:08 (nine years ago) link
wait - that's not a new thing. I feel like that's super old! The terms I mean.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:17 (nine years ago) link
i mean the recent interwebs resurrection of categorizing everything as chill/unchill or "so unchill" as a pseudo-doge dismissalit's going through a moment
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:21 (nine years ago) link
https://medium.com/matter/against-chill-930dfb60a577
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:21 (nine years ago) link
Damn forks has no chill
― 龜, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:42 (nine years ago) link
posts that are preordained
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:52 (nine years ago) link
http://www.drugpolicy.org/realistic-marijuana-user-stock-images?keys=recreational
― goole, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:14 (nine years ago) link
http://www.drugpolicy.org/sites/default/files/imagecache/photo_mid/images/stock_photos/male-smoking-marijuana-pipe_4881.jpg
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:16 (nine years ago) link
http://www.drugpolicy.org/photo-library/older-female-vaping-marijuana-and-knitting
― goole, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:16 (nine years ago) link
http://www.drugpolicy.org/sites/default/files/images/stock_photos/group-adults-marijuana-watching-movie_7515.jpg
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:44 (nine years ago) link
xpost to people who have figured out how to live
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:45 (nine years ago) link
I guarantee some idealistic writer is going to give cancer to the man on the left.
― pplains, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:47 (nine years ago) link
meticulous couch with those snacks and that crew seems kind of impossible
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:49 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Twg1C3Bl.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:58 (nine years ago) link
"i don't know why but jenga... i mean think about that word, jenga... it's so goddamn funny, JENGA"
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 22:02 (nine years ago) link
curtains closed - paranoid much?
― NotKnowPotato (stevie), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 22:02 (nine years ago) link
is drinking ice water out of jars a thing now
― drash, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 22:05 (nine years ago) link
Cottonmouth buddy
― 龜, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 22:06 (nine years ago) link