Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

japanese fallout boy themsong puts it over the top

just some normal horses my son drew in school pic.twitter.com/zfDDHW599G

— slick (@dlicj) August 25, 2017

son evidently grasping the murderous sociopathy at the centre of many similar thought experiments (aka "story problems")

The lingering afterimage of those 'horses' keeps provoking barely-stifled laughing fits at work.

horrorses

D:

unbelieveable
this is not butter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2qCD_tjjBQ

kinda lol mostly sad

Finally, something that isn't hilarious about North Korea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG_i7oWzTyU

What is Dissolve? Do I need Dissolve?

you have just one night to make it happen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0YzunWoLsY

Francesca C.
"I could have done things for myself."

The world is going to hell. You owe it to yourself to watch this video of Irish people attempting to get a bat out of their kitchen. pic.twitter.com/Nh8XyD1gen

— Jonathan Hopkins (@jonnohopkins) September 5, 2017

that was enjoyable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlKgw5rDObc

my town is funny:

6:08 p.m. — Police responded to a possible disturbance at Aster Court after reports of a male party screaming loudly and swearing. “Per usual, Cowboys fan couldn't contain their excitement over a touchdown. Advised of complaint and not to get hopes up for playoffs,” the log states.

http://www.recorder.com/Police-logs-Greenfield-Sept-18-12572150

This is better than anything at the cinema at the moment. pic.twitter.com/nz1L4nmVje

— Captain Kidd (@kidd_kong78) September 23, 2017

https://youtu.be/JewpMW-1YcY

http://youtu.be/JewpMW-1YcY

i love that classic arcade game, DINNER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Uf7XEKdMFc

eye of the tiger quall

it me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7B--yl54N8

Oh! I love this video! The pause before the cover is corrected ia A+

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F0Mer4kDDY

That is intense.

Didn't know where else to put it, but yeah, it's intense.

omg Tiger Quoll vs Dingo is the best video yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i--B_XIVDgo

I was bothered by the two Gs in BINGGO and it got worse from there.

I guess when kids graduate to Cool 3D World (y'all seen that shit?) it won't freak 'em out or turn their stomachs.

Also enjoyed the Iron Man and Donald Duck versions.

the only cool 3-d world i acknowledge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xwp2RlPjGF8

xp
https://medium.com/@jamesbridle/something-is-wrong-on-the-internet-c39c471271d2

how many times must a writer confess his piece is too long
before he edits it down?

tl;dr babies are watching autogenerated content on youtube and some of it is terrible

yep... but IS IT AUTOGENERATED spoiler probably
separate spoiler do not leave your preteen alone with the internet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg_8RUb-nRk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJdnFUZCbMc

https://www.ksl.com/?sid=46197536&nid=148

My new favourite thing... apparently Cadbury's commissioned Jonathan Glazer (Under the Skin, Sexy Beast, *that* Guinness ad) to make an ad for Flake. This is the astounding result, which was declined by Cadbury's and never televised: https://t.co/u6aTc8nXHZ

— Ben Andac (@TheSakeDiary) November 28, 2017

lol, that bears a watch

nice to see tommy wiseau getting work tho

Denis Lavant! I knew I recognized those moves! Kinda weird though, the makeup makes it look like Sam Neill might be under there...

I love him. Also, that was so weird and great.

Yeah that was awesome

it definitely reminded me of holy motors without knowing who the devil was. kinda obvious now that i think about it.

that made me want to dance and make little movies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smyJrUjlUds

Sounds like FJM