if that pup was on the dark side we'd all be imperials
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 23:24 (five years ago) link
General Malone! Prepare my leash for immediate walkies!
― mick signals, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 23:27 (five years ago) link
*whispers to self* this is what i live for
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 23:35 (five years ago) link
BG, I'm gonna need to know how old that fluffy dreamboat is.
― Fetchboy, Thursday, 22 November 2018 02:49 (five years ago) link
i don't know! it was just a pic i found on the internets. i'm guessing maybe six months?
― sign up for my waterless urinals webinar (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 November 2018 20:04 (five years ago) link
i have a policy to post any dog tweet that gets more than 500K likes, hope that's ok
my dog has a stuffed bear that he always hangs out with and he sat in front of the dryer the whole cycle just to make sure he would be okayðŸ˜ðŸ˜ pic.twitter.com/h8gCzFUdDX— Jacqueline (@jacquelineestey) November 23, 2018
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 25 November 2018 00:00 (five years ago) link
You're doing God's work, Karl.
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 25 November 2018 00:38 (five years ago) link
We have our dog, Zita:
We have DAWG pic.twitter.com/GzAgLGHyyR— Caustic Cover Critic (@Unwise_Trousers) November 18, 2018
pic.twitter.com/6dkKtvY8en— Caustic Cover Critic (@Unwise_Trousers) November 22, 2018
THE SAVAGERY IS INDESCRIBABLE pic.twitter.com/CHZa0hS5IU— Caustic Cover Critic (@Unwise_Trousers) November 18, 2018
She has taken to a small toy bucket, the kind kids take to the beach, and carries it around. You should hear her going up stairs.
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Sunday, 25 November 2018 06:28 (five years ago) link
she is a darling, even though she clanks
― estela, Sunday, 25 November 2018 07:34 (five years ago) link
a pup loudly clambering up the stairs is one of my favorite sounds in the world
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 25 November 2018 08:27 (five years ago) link
i love their little duffer ways
― estela, Sunday, 25 November 2018 09:06 (five years ago) link
This is my new short film, 'Small Dog Carries Inexplicably Beloved Bucket Up The Stairs'. pic.twitter.com/VBty339jvX— Caustic Cover Critic (@Unwise_Trousers) November 25, 2018
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Sunday, 25 November 2018 23:43 (five years ago) link
I nominate it for all of the Oscars.
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 25 November 2018 23:45 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/7Fdtt4a.mp4
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 23 December 2018 22:18 (five years ago) link
also https://i.imgur.com/7Fdtt4a.mp4
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 23 December 2018 22:20 (five years ago) link
whups, wrong also:https://i.imgur.com/KqoWUZP.gifv
From the bottom of my heart, thank you for these Christmas miracles!
― Fetchboy, Monday, 24 December 2018 16:11 (five years ago) link
Okay we scored seven goals BUT LOOK AT THIS VERY GOOD DOG ON THE ICE. pic.twitter.com/Z8sEgQpCJd— San Jose Sharks (@SanJoseSharks) January 9, 2019
― Fetchboy, Friday, 11 January 2019 04:34 (five years ago) link
oh my god it looks and acts like the puppy version of my dog!
oooooooof my heart <3
― Karl Malone, Friday, 11 January 2019 06:15 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/ID9jjtQ.gifv
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 22:32 (five years ago) link
omg
― maxwell’s silver hang suite (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 22:38 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/vhnFU6c.jpg
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 10 February 2019 06:59 (five years ago) link
lol what an asshole, i love him
― Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 10 February 2019 13:45 (five years ago) link
tbf, you took the time to take a picture with your phone before dealing with the problem so
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 10 February 2019 19:43 (five years ago) link
Please enjoy this gif of an Afghan hound swimming pic.twitter.com/yFrMxs5Q3p— Calla Wahlquist (@callapilla) March 7, 2019
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 7 March 2019 03:06 (five years ago) link
regal
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 7 March 2019 03:14 (five years ago) link
Divine
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Friday, 8 March 2019 01:30 (five years ago) link
not a real dog guys https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/mermaid-dog-video/
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 8 March 2019 02:13 (five years ago) link
i was gonna say
― mookieproof, Friday, 8 March 2019 02:16 (five years ago) link
I want to believe
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 8 March 2019 03:49 (five years ago) link
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOooOOoooooOO
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Saturday, 9 March 2019 23:09 (five years ago) link
i was walking my dog this afternoon in the pouring rain, and another dog ran up out of nowhere from behind. no idea how long she had been running. she came right up, no leash or collar, but friendly. i looked around for the owner for a minute but there was no one around and it was pouring rain. i managed to get her back into my building, which was an ordeal because she had no collar to grab hold of and wasn't very obedient. then i took her into the anti-cruelty shelter because our place is just too small to have an extra dog, even for a night or two. she was in pretty good health (a little skinny) and i'm pretty sure she was housetrained because when i took her back outside on the way to the car she peed immediately. she knew how to sit, too, and didn't freak out around my cat. the shelter was pretty confident that she had just escaped from a house or something, rather than a stray. she's about a year old. hopefully they can reunite her with her family (we're posting a message on a local facebook group and will put up signs nearby as soon as it stops raining). but if not, i'm pretty sure she'll be adopted soon. she is really sweet.
and good in the car!
https://i.imgur.com/acCxOoi.jpg
― but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Sunday, 10 March 2019 00:52 (five years ago) link
she’s beautiful. i’m so torn between getting a pup from a shelter or a specific breed.
― John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Sunday, 10 March 2019 00:59 (five years ago) link
i strongly recommend getting a shelter pup. very rewarding to rescue a pup that will be yr pal for life
― but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Sunday, 10 March 2019 01:29 (five years ago) link
very good news - the owner saw my wife's facebook group post and contacted us. they'll pick her up tomorrow.
― but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Sunday, 10 March 2019 06:24 (five years ago) link
<3<3
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 10 March 2019 10:48 (five years ago) link
My doggie. Bestest doggie evah
― nathom, Sunday, 10 March 2019 16:45 (five years ago) link
https://www.instagram.com/p/BuyUhEMl4Io/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=gchj3e1bdy3w
awww, i love the colors around the muzzle <3
― but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Sunday, 10 March 2019 16:47 (five years ago) link
Yeah. Greying by the week. Honest to god, he is such a sweetie. Not an angry bone in him.
― nathom, Sunday, 10 March 2019 16:51 (five years ago) link
good work karl
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 10 March 2019 19:02 (five years ago) link
That's a good dog, nath! here's mine: https://mltshp-cdn.com/r/1F4AB
the little one was only 6 months old and has since gotten a bit bigger (but not much), and the big one is now all fluffed up and magnificent in her winter coat. She's the softest, fluffiest black and white cloud, and I can never stop petting her
― Dan I., Sunday, 10 March 2019 19:15 (five years ago) link
Omg they are so sweet! I wish I cld cuddle'em!
― nathom, Sunday, 10 March 2019 21:05 (five years ago) link
― tsrobodo, Sunday, 10 March 2019 22:26 (five years ago) link
yeah, i just know i would want someone to do the same for my dog if she ever got in a pickle
but of course, because internet, not one, not two, but THREE different people yelled at my wife on the facebook post because they were angry that we took the dog to the anti-cruelty society on the same day instead of spending more time trying to find the owner
― but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Sunday, 10 March 2019 22:31 (five years ago) link
yah, fuck the internet and anybody that uses it for any reason, doing anything at all out of your way in those circumstances is life saving
― tsrobodo, Sunday, 10 March 2019 22:45 (five years ago) link
https://hyperallergic.com/486657/new-york-new-museum-of-the-dog
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 11 March 2019 12:35 (five years ago) link
you did a good thing, Karl, ignore those people <3
that said, when I was a teenager a skinny sad-eyed half-grown cat moved into our shed through the ill-fitting door. our cat didn't get on with it so letting it in the house didn't work out, but we made it a bed in the shed and fed it and put posters everywhere locally - and we lived in a small town with only one supermarket, pre-internet-shopping, so we thought surely the poster would get seen there. after 2 weeks we took it to the shelter and the next day the owners called, and got v cross because the shelter wouldn't give it back until they paid for a medical and neutering, and they said they couldn't afford it and we'd "stolen" their cat and they didn't want it neutered, and I felt bad for that situation
(but they also seemed needlessly aggro and not v interested in the cat and had a lot of noisy kids and a big noisy aggressive dog that we thought probably scared the cat away? and it seemed maybe red-flag-ish that they had gone two weeks without responding to posters on lamp-posts right on their street? so I was also glad that now the shelter was going to vet them and their house and we didn't have to make the decisions tbh. kitty was cute and young and would prob have been rehomed no problem.)
anyway that was a long rambling story, I forgot about that cat, but thank you Karl for doing a good thing *fistbumpemoji*
― a passing spacecadet, Monday, 11 March 2019 17:20 (five years ago) link
I moved, my new house is really lovely and there's a fenced-in backyard. Every time I let the dog out there for a period of time, she comes in smelling like burnt fur. Or mild skunk. I don't understand why.
― flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 11 March 2019 22:37 (five years ago) link
she's smokin up back there bro, but it's hard to handle the lighter with no thumbs
― Dan I., Tuesday, 12 March 2019 17:16 (five years ago) link