Guess where I’m shaving
Close to the skin
That’s where I like to sail
Close to the wind
My middle name is danger
And I’m sure that you can see
That I’m the best of the best
And you’d rather be me…..
Guess what I’m using
Aftershave
For ‘tis the lotion
Of the strong and the brave
My chin is sleekly manly
And far more worthy than yours
‘Cos you’re a scruffy bastard
Who just won’t obey my laws…..
Oh for a white beard, lanky, sheepskin white beard
Oh for an old beard, I would give my ears
My ears, my ears, my ears,
My foam-encrusted ears……
― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 3 February 2007 04:02 (seventeen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 3 February 2007 04:20 (seventeen years ago) link
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 3 February 2007 05:01 (seventeen years ago) link
― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Saturday, 3 February 2007 14:07 (seventeen years ago) link
― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Saturday, 3 February 2007 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link
future bro-in-law is at it again... this time with REAL mustache!i don't know if this is slightly funny or maybe slightly sad/obsessive?
― he smells something else. he don't smell honey and pears. (tehresa), Saturday, 3 February 2007 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 3 February 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― UART variations (ex machina), Saturday, 3 February 2007 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link
this is better than the halloween costume, though, cause on halloween he wore a fake mustache and i gave him shit for it!
― he smells something else. he don't smell honey and pears. (tehresa), Saturday, 3 February 2007 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Sunday, 4 February 2007 01:05 (seventeen years ago) link
― he smells something else. he don't smell honey and pears. (tehresa), Sunday, 4 February 2007 01:07 (seventeen years ago) link
― UART variations (ex machina), Sunday, 4 February 2007 01:20 (seventeen years ago) link
― The Redd And The Blecch (Ken L), Sunday, 4 February 2007 01:31 (seventeen years ago) link
a) written when 16 = :-/b) it's deliberately OTT/camp/whateverc) all the poems in that collection are shite, the stuff i write nowadays doesn't even compared) it's meant to be a song lyric rather than a stand-alone poem
― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Sunday, 4 February 2007 01:34 (seventeen years ago) link
http://homepages.westminster.org.uk/english/pp/mined.htm
The last verse especially (3rd line of) had me in absolute stitches when I returned to it recently, and his other poems are pretty amusing as well!
― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Sunday, 4 February 2007 01:37 (seventeen years ago) link
― UART variations (ex machina), Sunday, 4 February 2007 01:43 (seventeen years ago) link
― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Sunday, 4 February 2007 01:44 (seventeen years ago) link
oh wait i can do that myself!
― he smells something else. he don't smell honey and pears. (tehresa), Sunday, 4 February 2007 01:57 (seventeen years ago) link
though i seem to recall that like, 6 months ago i had banned him as preventative measure. how did that go away?
― he smells something else. he don't smell honey and pears. (tehresa), Sunday, 4 February 2007 01:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Sunday, 4 February 2007 01:59 (seventeen years ago) link
― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Sunday, 4 February 2007 02:12 (seventeen years ago) link
― he smells something else. he don't smell honey and pears. (tehresa), Sunday, 4 February 2007 02:13 (seventeen years ago) link
― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Sunday, 4 February 2007 02:17 (seventeen years ago) link
the real question is who keeps unbanning mickey
― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 4 February 2007 02:18 (seventeen years ago) link
― UART variations (ex machina), Sunday, 4 February 2007 02:20 (seventeen years ago) link
― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Sunday, 4 February 2007 02:21 (seventeen years ago) link
― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Sunday, 4 February 2007 14:02 (seventeen years ago) link
― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Sunday, 4 February 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― Caustic Tree (688), Sunday, 4 February 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link
― grbchv! (skowly), Sunday, 4 February 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link
― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Sunday, 4 February 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfishy (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 4 February 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link
I used to eat lunchables for lunch in elementary school. One time they forgot to "paint" my meat. I kid you not, the "meat" in the box were clear gel discs. Makes you wonder what it actually is that they put in those things.
-- am0n (...), February 5th, 2007.
that is sub history channel ufo special speculation
-- UART variations (jo...), February 5th, 2007.
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 5 February 2007 02:49 (seventeen years ago) link
― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 5 February 2007 03:36 (seventeen years ago) link
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 5 February 2007 03:41 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.popaganda.com/billboards/images/billboard_kingOfBeers2.jpg
Which is not even as funny as that.
― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 5 February 2007 04:11 (seventeen years ago) link
― be home by 11 (orion), Monday, 5 February 2007 05:05 (seventeen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 February 2007 06:20 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk
or being driven insane one or the other
― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link
― critique de la vie quotidienne (modestmickey), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― deej.. (deej..), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link
― am0n (am0n), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link
― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― I DIDINT LIE,AND I DIDNT CHEAT get thunderstruck with the thunderfuck bitch (teh, Tuesday, 6 February 2007 00:10 (seventeen years ago) link
― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 00:19 (seventeen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 00:20 (seventeen years ago) link
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 6 February 2007 00:30 (seventeen years ago) link
― the table is the table (treesessplode), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 01:30 (seventeen years ago) link
― latebloomer, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 06:57 (seventeen years ago) link
― latebloomer, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 07:17 (seventeen years ago) link
― S-, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 07:40 (seventeen years ago) link
― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 09:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― m coleman, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 10:20 (seventeen years ago) link
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link
― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link
― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link
― jessie monster, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link
― jessie monster, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link
― jessie monster, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link
― jessie monster, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link
― cutty, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link
― ^@^, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link
― jaxon, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link
― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link
― deej, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link
― jessie monster, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link
― jaxon, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 23:23 (seventeen years ago) link
― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 03:35 (seventeen years ago) link
― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 03:44 (seventeen years ago) link
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 03:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 03:57 (seventeen years ago) link
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:00 (seventeen years ago) link
I'm against that because it's degrading. I'm also against having to take off my shoes and belt at the airport, but perhaps that's for another thread. Where I live, and in most places, you'll have a very hard time buying a gun if you're a convicted felon or if you've ever been charged with domestic violence. I'm okay with that. I'm reluctant to give an inch, but common sense has to prevail now and again. Anything beyond that, even well-intentioned, is a slippery slope. -- Manalishi, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 7:39 AM (2 hours ago)
― deej, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link
― deej, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link
― and what, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link
― JW, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link
― nickalicious, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link
― nickalicious, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link
― stevie, Thursday, 19 April 2007 22:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― latebloomer, Thursday, 19 April 2007 22:59 (seventeen years ago) link
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 19 April 2007 23:06 (seventeen years ago) link
― sanskrit, Thursday, 19 April 2007 23:33 (seventeen years ago) link
― félix pié, Friday, 20 April 2007 00:07 (seventeen years ago) link
― latebloomer, Monday, 23 April 2007 03:53 (seventeen years ago) link
― am0n, Monday, 23 April 2007 04:55 (seventeen years ago) link
― tehresa, Monday, 23 April 2007 05:00 (seventeen years ago) link
wow, still greatness!
― csa, Monday, 20 October 2008 05:32 (fifteen years ago) link