Dudes there is some funny shit on the IMDb message boards.

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This one had me going:

http://imdb.com/title/tt0089686/board/nest/10935340

From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Monday, 1 November 2004 08:24 (nineteen years ago) link

IT WAS A PREDATOR SHIP!!!!!!

LE CHUCK!™ (ex machina), Monday, 1 November 2004 08:31 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't cry over spilled milk. I know enough people who love to hate this movie. Morris And Billy, I guess u guys go both ways. I bet you guys watch the movie everyday and jerk off to it. I am not the most consistent poster here, by the way. Who cares about this pile of trash movie. I have my right to be on this board as many times as I want just as any other board. When I I have something good or bad about a movie, I don't hesitate to keep on saying stuff. Do you how many times I have been on the NOES 1 board praising the movie. As I stated I would watch any Freddy movie except this garbage. Oh yeah I also mentioned many time in the past that I didn't justy hat ethe movie for it's gay themes, but the fact that it made no sense. How could Freddy come into the real world, when know pulls him out of a dream? Were the people at the pool party all dreaming when Freddy attacks? Was the idiotic coach dreaming in the scene where he died? Why does Freddy need to posses Jesse in order to come back and wreck havoc in Springwood. I have also mentioned that I don't belive the director and writers meant for any gay-tones, but obviosly it turned out that way because they had no clue of the proper way to go for the movie. All of my posts are anti-gay relating, which makes me wonder how gay you guys really are. I'm still crying over spilled milk to you guys right? Just admit you guys are gay, you guys should fess up, you like gays, but I don't. I am not gay like yopu guys.

From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Monday, 1 November 2004 08:37 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.fes-net.com/_lob/LOL/sounds/ga4cash1.wav

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 1 November 2004 08:41 (nineteen years ago) link

From the Hellraiser board:

6.4???? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by - olivery2k (Fri May 28 2004 17:56:33 )
Second worst movie I've ever seen, and I've seen some doozies. (The most worst is Feardotcom.)
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Re: 6.4???? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by - Fideel666 (Sat Jun 19 2004 07:56:09 )
This movie is a Horror classic. If you dislike this, you should go watch "Notting Hill", "Titanic", "Runaway Bride", or some lame-ass pantsy movie like those. Calling this movie one of the worst horror flicks ever shows that Horror just isn't made for pussies like you. Go watch "Out of Africa" or something, faggot !

Hi, I am a genius. a big one. (AaronHz), Sunday, 14 November 2004 10:38 (nineteen years ago) link

http://imdb.com/title/tt0241527/board/nest/11593091

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 14 November 2004 16:43 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't like pantsy movies.

Remy (x Jeremy), Sunday, 14 November 2004 21:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, man Curtis. I have found my new screen name.

(every country has their stupid) (AaronHz), Sunday, 14 November 2004 22:27 (nineteen years ago) link

this guy Sebastian is a treat:
Well, one would almost be inclined to agree, except then you see the Americans go about buying french wine to boycott it, pronouncing nuclear as Nucular, declaring war on a country that 74% of their youth cant find on a map, electing a president with the charm of an icicle, and so on and so on. The list of stupidity could go on for DAYS, and you wonder why they thought philosopher would go over your head. I am shocked they didnt just go for "Harry Potter and the shiny rock thing that was like, cool, and stuff" judging from their average vocabulary.

Sebastian
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Ouch, your sarcasm cuts through me like an icy dagger. However shall I survive this onslaught of Americanism. I shall have to migrate to New Jersey, become a Nets fan, start pronouncing things through my nose, and being generally ignorant.

Just because I am stating fact about your country (FACT, not opinion, that is interpretation) and what has been going on. Whether you enjoy hearing them or not is of no concern to me. Inasmuch as I would love to say that I think America is wonderful to avoid conflict, I cant just skip around the fact that there are so many troublesome scenarios in the US and so many troubled people. All that means is you have more to work on. Good luck

Of course there is a superiority in Europe. We spawned you guys, we made you what you are, and we will always be better than you.


Sebastian
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Not all Americans are trailerpark dwelling inbred children of some lesser divorce, I know that as much as the next person. There are just fundamental systemic flaws that the American people have to live with, owing to the indifference of a dysfunctional political system, or perhaps just due to weather and geography. Some Americans are bad people, just as some British, some Swedish, some Japanese (me) and some martians.

the stereotype is a powerful tool my friend. I am studying politics, and have often been considered the next Joseph Goebbels (nazi propaganda miniseter, bad epithet, but that is beside the point) and there is nothing more hard hitting than a commmonality assumed for a large group. If you remove that, all you have is case by case, and that is inarguable.

(every country has their stupid) (AaronHz), Sunday, 14 November 2004 22:55 (nineteen years ago) link

http://imdb.com/title/tt0115683/board/nest/12839836

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 10:20 (nineteen years ago) link

that north by northwest theory is brilliant.

:| (....), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 11:59 (nineteen years ago) link

two months pass...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104389/board/nest/5974993

Aaron Hertz (AaronHz), Friday, 21 January 2005 08:44 (nineteen years ago) link


This film is Hitchcock's statement on cunnilingus

come on sock it to me (kephm), Saturday, 22 January 2005 06:14 (nineteen years ago) link

why is communism (or comnambulism - to use the correct term. See below for more detail) so closely associated with Patrick Swayze, huh?

Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Saturday, 22 January 2005 06:30 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111282/board/nest/8709056

Aaron Hertz (AaronHz), Sunday, 23 January 2005 02:54 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0307987/board/nest/14347178

bprofane (AaronHz), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 09:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Connie's Warwick Davis Fanpage and Leprechaun Center
http://www.lepconnie.com/

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 13:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Re: A Waste of anyones time!!!!!
by - slabbit15 6 days ago (Tue Jan 18 2005 16:18:27 )
you're a stupid cripple, brian. no one likes you because youre cripple

Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 18:45 (nineteen years ago) link

thurmond murmon

chaki in charge (chaki), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 20:12 (nineteen years ago) link

two months pass...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0386676/board/nest/17009614

AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 25 March 2005 20:11 (nineteen years ago) link

OMFG DON'T MISS THIS ONE:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0047478/board/nest/2689122

AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 25 March 2005 20:16 (nineteen years ago) link

seriously it's fucking brilliant
i can't possibly read all that, fuck~!
my favorite bit of what i read:
"My master is Frank Dux."

amon (eman), Saturday, 26 March 2005 01:28 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088794/board/nest/15589675

absolutego (ex machina), Thursday, 31 March 2005 21:12 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.bcheights.com/news/2004/03/30/TheDepths/Ski-Team.Optimistic.About.Acc.Conference.Move-644565.shtml

The Eagles will enter the conference with a new coach in Dozier. Dozier is most notable for playing the role of Roy Stalin, the blonde-haired captain of the high school ski team and nemesis of John Cusack in the '80s cinema classic Better off Dead. He was never given another acting role, so ski coach of a Division I university was the obvious next step for Dozier.

"It was really tough to give up my thespian career," said Dozier. "I mean, I was in an '80s movie with John Cusack. Not too many people can stake claim to that."

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088794/board/nest/17153016

absolutego (ex machina), Thursday, 31 March 2005 21:13 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/000134.php

absolutego (ex machina), Thursday, 31 March 2005 21:18 (nineteen years ago) link

"someone threw away a perfectly good white boy."

amon (eman), Thursday, 31 March 2005 22:10 (nineteen years ago) link

AS AN ACTUAL MODERN DAY SAMURAI I AM DISSOPOINTED IN THIS BURGER I HAD JUST HAD.

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 31 March 2005 22:30 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.blacktable.com/waxing050317.htm

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 31 March 2005 22:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Miguelito who are you?

absolutego (ex machina), Friday, 1 April 2005 00:43 (nineteen years ago) link

my neighbor (hoody)

gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 1 April 2005 01:13 (nineteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...
This shit needs to be revived

http://imdb.com/title/tt0285492/board/flat/28935724

(p.s. who's the guy tht started this thread?)

m[ad(a)m]an (UL®) (blastocyst), Friday, 31 March 2006 19:37 (eighteen years ago) link

hahaha

Ansible Adams (ex machina), Friday, 31 March 2006 19:40 (eighteen years ago) link

and how hilarious is IMDb's method of language filtering?

m[ad(a)m]an (UL®) (blastocyst), Friday, 31 March 2006 19:46 (eighteen years ago) link

(p.s. who's the guy tht started this thread?)

some crazy fucker. oh wait...

AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 31 March 2006 23:56 (eighteen years ago) link

uhhhh

smokemon (eman), Saturday, 1 April 2006 00:30 (eighteen years ago) link

fair is fair.

m[ad(a)m]an (UL®) (blastocyst), Saturday, 1 April 2006 06:30 (eighteen years ago) link

who unbanned aaron?

cutty (mcutt), Monday, 3 April 2006 12:18 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
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Tesla, 15 November 2004
Author: LVCambot from Las Vegas, NV

Some writer got his hands on some Tesla material. Using a few buzz words and spinning Tesla into the Bermuda Triangle.

Being a big fan of Nicola Tesla.. This movie should be "Bitch Slapped" for using his name and reference.

Why would she take a mini world power station and put it on a boat?

BTW, it is very clear nobody connected with this movie has ever heard a REAL TESLA COIL power up. Imagine you are sitting 3 feet from a lightning strike. Much louder than a shotgun going off 5 inches from your head.

If you are going to write Tesla into your sci-fi story.. Please try to get your facts straight.

Mingus Realty (noodle vague), Thursday, 20 April 2006 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

This movie should be "Bitch Slapped"

this line needs to be used way more often in film crit

sleep (sleep), Thursday, 20 April 2006 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Those scare quotes are awesome, aren't they?

Mingus Realty (noodle vague), Thursday, 20 April 2006 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I know what band they can use...
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In Rock 'n' Roll High School (2006) the musicians that can be used in it could be the Bad Brains. They are an old-school band, they are still around, and they are one of the best bands to ever exist. They are supposed to be the best live band to ever exist. The Bad Brains are awsome.
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no you idiot - they should stick to the Ramones!!! It's the title of a Ramones song so they have to have Ramones in it. If the band was Bad Brains then the title would have to be one of their song titles. I know most of The Ramones are deseased but thy can still have people that look like them in it.
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No, that would suck.
Re: I know what band they can use...
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they should use the ramones, but their dead. id either go with maybe blink-182, avenged sevenfold or the bloodhound gang.

city of gyros (chaki), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 07:29 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0285298/board/nest/2254768

by - therealbrideofchucky (Mon Jun 6 2005 13:50:27 )
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I feel sorry for Swan poor girl, I hope she is ok. and you stop yelling Is true all that pageants are awful special MS Universe that woman of MS UNIVERSE COME OUT FOR A PLASTIC SUGERY

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:11 (seventeen years ago) link

by - cheerleaderkimberlyann_1 (Fri Jul 8 2005 09:53:35 )
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I agree with you! Do cheerleading is like do Gymnastic and ouch! I fall from the top of the piramide that hurt. But in Cheerleading they not talk you look pretty Beautyis no wnat count. is the Beautiful Soul!

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

nine months pass...
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Tiffany is ALIVE AND WELL
by minimg (Wed Nov 22 2006 13:47:30 )
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Tiffany is alive and well living here in Colorado. We are friends and I didn't know she was an accomplished actress until two years ago. She does not want people to know about it. She is very humble. We met in church and she is very involved with singing and sometimes will do some skits for the church service. She is going to college and is working. I won't give details of her life because it is not my place to do so. All this to say she is ALIVE AND WELL.

Re: Tiffany is ALIVE AND WELL
by BNLfan (Mon Dec 18 2006 21:45:52 )
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Can you maybe get her to post on here?? I'd like to know what she looks like now. Is she really starring in Surreal Life??

Re: Tiffany is ALIVE AND WELL
by marciorjusto (Wed Jan 10 2007 20:22:48 )
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The questions that all fans want to know: 1) She is married? 2) She is mother?
Thanks

Re: Tiffany is ALIVE AND WELL
by carlosandres450 (Sat Jan 20 2007 12:04:57 )
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is she good looking?

Re: Tiffany is ALIVE AND WELL
by Wampa1 (Sat Feb 24 2007 16:02:00 )
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I'm with Carlosandres450

Taking Cuddlestein Mountain by Strategy, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 05:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Re: Liberals angry at this movie for good reason.
by Queen_Kimberly 1 day ago (Sun Mar 11 2007 22:23:21 )
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So you're Pro-Bush...?
SQUEE!
That's fabulously funny.

yo ho, yo ho...

walterkranz, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 05:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Boycott News!!!!
by culfy 1 day ago (Wed Mar 14 2007 12:08:48)
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My friends, my thanks go to you for standing by me at this most difficult hour. I have news to report; there has been success in my quest to ensure that Transformers respects the integrity of its source literature. Just this lunchtime, I received my reply to my e-mail to Michael Bay.

It reads as follows

"Dear Culfy

We thank you for your e-mail and note your interest in Transformers.


Edward Riley, vice secretary to the office of Michael Bay"

So, the threatened boycott has had some effect! I only hope and pray that this will be enough to galvanise Bay into rethinking his approach. Perhaps this will be the film that changes him for mere entertainer to respected art-house director, a film to rank with such watersheds as Woody Allen's Annie Hall and Steven Spielbergs Schindler's List.

www.culfy.blogspot.com
Sign my petition
www.petitiononline.com/Genpet1

chaki, Friday, 16 March 2007 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

eight months pass...

DIANA
by cahern257 (Sun Jan 1 2006 06:45:29)
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I THINK I AM IN THE MINORITY BUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT JANE BADLER LOOKED AT HER BEST IN IN V THE SERIES THAT TIGHT SPANDEX RED AND BLACK PVC OUTFIT WITH THOSE BOOTS SHE WAS ABSOLUTELY STUNNING 20 YRS AND AND WATCHING THE SERIES AGAIN NOW JUST MAKES ME WANT JUMP IN BED WITH HER WHAT A FANTASY

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 29 November 2007 03:36 (sixteen years ago) link

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Segozy

Nov 28 2007 4:03 PM

Thanks for the add, pretanama! Oh, please, eat me!

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 29 November 2007 03:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Re: Julie Delpy Weight Gain
by mtl-8 (Sun Aug 26 2007 12:32:33)
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maybe its the wine and food in france.....they have a very unhappy culture because they try to fil lthe emptiness in them with food, sex, and wine....but this is ultimately unfulfilling. they should be ascetic....

latebloomer, Thursday, 29 November 2007 04:59 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

7 out of 7 people found the following comment useful:-
Modern Day Cowboys, 8 October 2003

Author: Brian Washington (Sarge✧✧✧@a✧✧.n✧✧) from Los Angeles, California

This show pretty much was an update on classic legends like the Lone Ranger and the Cisco Kid with a little bit of Dirty Harry thrown in. This also came out at a time when shows like "The Dukes of Hazzard" and "Knight Rider", which featured good looking young men with fast cars were all the rage. Brian Keith pretty much buried his old character of "Uncle Bill" with his wild characterization of Milton Hardcastle. He made this show fun to watch and it was one of those shows from the mind of Stephen J. Cannell that had lots of action but really didn't take itself too seriously. Also, Daniel Hugh Kelly provided enough beefcake to keep the ladies interested. This was definitely one of the wildest shows of the 1980's.

Steve Shasta, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 02:02 (sixteen years ago) link

I looked up one person and found a bunch of guys fawning about how beautiful and talented she is. This is relation to a small part in a film when she was like 10.

nabisco, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 23:06 (sixteen years ago) link

why you looking up 10 year old actresses?

chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 23:13 (sixteen years ago) link

Because she is now an adult and a friend of a friend?

nabisco, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 23:44 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

you posted that second one.

De Mysteriis Dom Passantino (jim), Thursday, 16 July 2009 23:49 (fourteen years ago) link

making it less funny. First one is classic tho.

De Mysteriis Dom Passantino (jim), Thursday, 16 July 2009 23:49 (fourteen years ago) link

three years pass...

The user-made lists feature on IMDB has provided some really enlightening content:

"Celebrities" who are sometimes considered attractive/handsome, but are NOT (imho)

mh, Tuesday, 25 December 2012 23:12 (eleven years ago) link

four years pass...

apparently there is an active semi-support community on the comments forum for the 40 Year Old Virgin movie

mh 😏, Saturday, 4 February 2017 05:52 (seven years ago) link

The real reason is simple to anyone that is wide awake. They need to suppress free speech because it is exposing so many frauds that are within the movie industry.

For instance, all the movies about 9/11 are based on lies and propaganda, and that isn't debatable anymore. The Patriot's Day movie is based on a fraud, wake up people, the Boston Bombing was a false flag and the comment section just proves people are waking up.

did you know on 911, two airplanes symmetrically collapsed THREE buildings, and the third building collapse was accidentally announced live on tv by the BBC and CNN 23 minutes before it collapsed. that proves the media was

though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Saturday, 4 February 2017 18:03 (seven years ago) link

A fun adventure romp for non-too serious fans of the genre.
10/10
Author: MorbidMorgan from England
4 July 2003
The fanciful tale of a young girl's descent into the underground world of Atlantis, ' Alien From L.A. ', Albert Pyun's homage to Jules Verne's ' Journey To The Center Of The Earth ', is a engaging piece of sci-fi whimsy that makes the most of it's minimal budget.

Kathy Ireland as squeaky voiced teen Wanda makes a delightfully offbeat heroine, plummeted towards the centre of the earth whilst searching for her explorer-adventurer father in Africa, missing and presumed dead. The underground world of Atlantis that she stumbles upon is realized as a rather intriguing punk domain with many unusual quirks - non-welcoming to visitors of the surface world.

Nowhere near as bad as it has been suggested, ' Alien From L.A. ' remains a fun adventure romp for non-too serious fans of the genre. Interestingly the characters and visuals of the movie were re-hashed to complete the latter half of Rusty Lemorande's own ' Journey To The Center Of The Earth ', released in the same year. Although ' Journey... ' actually pre-dates ' Alien... ' ( production having begun around 1986 ), it was apparently beseiged by financial problems and Pyun was later called in to make the movie his own. This has given people the false impression that ' Journey... ' is a sequel to ' Alien... ' when it is not.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 5 February 2017 16:53 (seven years ago) link

omg

Non-linear storytelling executed well
8/10
Author: stumblefoot
28 July 2003
I've always enjoyed non-linear storytelling. A number of people seem to have picked up on this aspect of the movie and thus dubbed it similar to Pulp Fiction (though no one mentions Reservoir Dogs) when this movie takes non-linear storytelling to a level beyond where Quentin Tarrantino was ever able to go.

Now, certainly Memento came along afterwards and transformed the entire art of non-linear storytelling. However, Memento uses it to keep the movie watcher guessing until the very end, whereas Boondock Saints puts the pieces on the table, letting you try to put them together, but then will continue handing you pieces until the picture becomes clearer.

Clearly the movie is designed to be over-the-top, both from Williem Dafoe's character to the action sequences themselves. Williem Dafoe makes this movie for me. The plot, which centers on religiously-inspired vigilante justice, has an air of being somewhat cliched, although I would be hard pressed to name another movie which handles it in this matter.

I still fail to see how others consider this movie vacuous and without meaning, when its message about the pitfalls of our current legal system and the need for something that transcends it is quite clear. I thought the ending, in which various people are interviewed about their opinion of the "Saints" and how for some vigilante justice was an incredibly sensitive issue, made this point very clear.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 5 February 2017 16:56 (seven years ago) link

certainly Memento

niels, Sunday, 5 February 2017 16:57 (seven years ago) link

what if deleting imdb message boards helps to rid us of boondocks saints fandom

mh 😏, Sunday, 5 February 2017 18:42 (seven years ago) link

Worthy goal

Neanderthal, Sunday, 5 February 2017 19:20 (seven years ago) link


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