ask cozen

Is there an ask Caitlin?

Caitlin is a mystery.

I don't think I am particularly scottish. but I was born in & live in scotland so maybe that's a clue.

they will ban you from the noise board if you go on like this, being noisy.

always,
cozen

caitlin,

that's ok.

yours,
cozen

aberdee? is that really necessary?

I have played through mario 3 about 100 times. I am therefore allowed to use the warp whistles. it is a moral imperative that I do so, in fact. other levels in other games, I tend to not skip. have you played doukutsu monogatari? I think you'd like it.

eternally,
cozen

charltonlido,

:/ sadly yeah. I have to get a post-grad diploma in legal practive before I can actually practice law and I had to go to abdn to get that. it's not so bad really, maybe you'd like it? have you been?

bryter later
cozen

xx,
caitlin

that is my favourite level! well, kinda, considering thr are so many great levels in tht game. I forgot about it completely, until I ws playing through again on gba and it ws such a great wee joy to remember. they say it is one of miyamoto's metaphors fr youth. have you played doukutsu monogatari? sorry to go on but it really is a great game.

I don't even know what the jugem's cloud is :/

xo,
cozen

one time when i was eleven at t0ny m@nn1's birthday party, i got some seizures from super mario 3. this happened in the basement. the next thing i remember wz being on the front porch and pukng while the ambulance pulled up. isn't that weird? ive never played since. i guess this isn't a question.

mark p.

are you scottish lawyer?

cutty

not only have i never been to aberdeen, i have never been to scotland

I went to Scotland often, as a child, but managed to somehow never visit the major metropolii.

I remember a stream that I used to splash in. It was cold. I would shout out the mountains and listen to my echo.

Not really a question, I guess.

would i like the bill douglas trilogy?

yours,

amateurist

How long did it take for your second asshole to stop oozing after your accident?

Kind regards,
Carey

that's kinda weird, I don't remember much strobe in mario 3.

mario 2 is the earth's dark underside,
cozen

cutty,

almost. I start my training contract next year, mostly cs I want to take a year out to go to canada, china, other places. I have a degree in law.

trainee lawyer,
cozen

charltonlido,

I know you don't hold scotland in too high regard but you shd rectify never having been, it can be great.

scottish,
cozen

cantor hymie,

that's cool, it's good to "engage".

engaging,
cozen

amateurist,

yes yes a thousand times YES

yes,
cozen

carey,

it took me a while to figure out wht the hell you were talking abt (at first I figured you were insulting me fr some reason or other) but I remember! it didn't take too long after I met you actually, I got this cool dressing from my aunt that drew all the poison out my second asshole and I was playing football again within a week.

notoriously bad at letting injuries rest,
cozen

do you consider yourself?

I'm not sure exactly what that means, but I guess yes a lot of the time I do consider myself. I consider other people too.

I was meaning to e-mail you. I will now,
cozen

Which is the best robot?

jel

Does the fish smell bother you?

I remain, sir, and etc.
jocelyn

I... don't know.

apologies,
cozen.

jocelyn,

huh?

hm,
cozen

how does school go? you're in school right?

amateurist

it is ok, yeah. I am in school, it's almost over and it is kinda patronisingly easy. basically, this year is some money-spinning scam on behalf of the universities. they don't seem to care about y'know learning and teaching.

cozen.

huh?

no no, I quite like it. well, in moderation. it's nice to take a walk down by the harbour, some times. have you been to aberdeen.

eternally confused,
cozen

jed,

why u break heart all the time?

cozen

xx
jocelyn

yeah i.johnson too!

Put the caps on, Garu.

-- BARMS (...), March 18th, 2005 10:09 AM.

R U GARU G?

are you in hector boece at the moment?! I am in keith house. small world. momus stayed in hillhead too.

wonder,
cozen

amon,

I am not garu.

what an aspersion,
cozen

x
j

I will eat a cornetto for you.

xxox,
cozen

do you think it's very fair that bagel shops sell a "plain" bagel and an "egg" bagel - the former is 20¢ cheaper, and the only difference between the two is yellow food coloring?

sincerely,
mandee

that is not fair, no. go cinnamon & raisin, instead.

bagel bagel,
cozen

x,
caitlin

I dunno. it depends how they've done. do you got a picture? is it dorky or is it "funny"?

dorky Vs. "funny",
cozen

do you go to u of r? is tht were j.williams goes too? in fact, where is j.williams? did he ban himself?

cozen

will you eat wine gums for me? They are now inconsistent with my nutritional goals.

best

Drew

Have you ever had any experience with cancer? Or the cancer of a family member?

Love,
Ian

I don't really... like wine gums. but I might go eat some today to see if maybe my taste buds have changed thr mind.

maynards,
cozen
ps. I got my haircut

ian,

yeah, it's tough, well, I ws v.young and I lost my gran to cancer. bt it has had a v.lasting impression on me via my parents and other family members reactions and feelings. hang in there, dude :/

xoxx,
cozen

I dunno : / it's been a while since I listed to lotd and am not really sure abt what track tht is you mentioned. maybe adam could help?

coz

i'm sorry i left without saying goodbye the other night. i hope you didn't take offence?

yrs,
ms. l

haha no no, not at all. pas de tout. I didn't even realise it wasn't me who didn't say goodbye.

I won't take ketamine, I was joking.

yrs,
cozen

Would a thread on ILE about the 2002 John Polson film "Swimfan" garner any replies at all?

Yours,

A Chord Change

i logged in to tell you this, it took ages because they seemed to think my email address was already taken. well i hope this works.

did you realise that one of the tunes from mario bros 2 is exactly the same as the saloon bar piano break from the beatles' "rocky racoon"?

that's it.

sean d

: )

yes,
cozen

ps. I will answer, specifically, when not drunk, tomorrow.

did you get comped?

mark p.

how are you? did you find another job, I seem to remember you'd just quit siberia, last time I ws here?

cozen.

mark p,

yeah! well, georgia told michael the accreditation would be along soon. I'm booking my flights tomorrow.

so near to sonar,
cozen

i got another job. things are not good tho. for some reason i'm only scheduled for 8 hrs. next week, which would mean i'd barely have enough to buy groceries for the week. there goes date plans.

best,

hstencil

y u mke no sense no mre?

jed_

do you have any thrilling summer plans?

best,
ian

i am looking forward to partying with you?

mark p.

ian, I am going to barcelona to sonar and I hope to go to cologne for the kompakt total 6 party. then hopefully vancouver BC/portland in the late fall. love, cozen

mark p, totally! my flights are booked. so I will be in barca, whether I'll be at sonar or not haha! nah I will be, just need to get m.goldberg to hurry :) cozen

i am going to be in bilbao for hot guggenheim action from the 12th-14th and in barcelona from the 15th-20th? my friends aren't coming in until the 16th or so, drop me an email when you get a chance?

mark p.

why are you going to sonar and not benicassim?

sad,
lauren

are you still coming to dublin in june?

is mise le meas,

Ronan

dear cozen,

do you think you'll ever feel less harsh towards fruit pastille ice lollies?

le grá,

Ronan.

RJG, you can come visit me in vancouver. I have a great uncle, apparently, his teeth whistle and he taps his fingers constantly. love, cozen. ps. look out for mail

mark p, I fly in on the thursday, I'll be in gerona from 5pm. I don't know anyone else who is going, so I will be a. bewildered b. lonely and so c. up for a party. I'll drop you a line. nik "tannenbaum" schmidt said he was going too, I should drop him a line. I need to arrange accomodation, I presume you have done so? cozen

lauren, the opportunity presented itself! actually I dunno, mark just kinda suggested it would be something that would be possible and so like the sheep I always am I went along with it. I'm supposed to write about, that should be fun. love, cozen. ps why you no e-mail no more? : / I know I know, I don't either

ronan, you are quite obviously a saint and tht ws a nice wee jaunt for ice pastille lollies. I will eat them, once in a while, during the summer, to remind me of good times that were and maybe good times to come. love, cozen

i ran out of things to say.

but maybe, i'll think of some more.

xoxo

I just left my room, for the first time, today, only to find a jiffy bag, with my name on it.

how sensitive, of you! thanks, a bunch!

your pal,

http://www.space.net.au/~hutcho/graphics2003/LordOfTheDecks.jpg

do you want to be oscar, or felix?

yours,

mark p.

you can be jim.

yours,

jules.

does mark snore?

oh! sorry, too early.

do you own a kilt for special occasions?

one love,
IJ

are you actually going to come and visit us here in the Bay Area while you are up in Vancouver?

Do you like gygax?
Do you like JaXoN?
Do you like Alex In SF or Kyle or Michael White?
Do you like burritos?

I don't, sadly

I have worn a kilt though

maybe I can upload a picture.

take care,
czn

I... don't know.

gygax: yes
jaxon: I don't know who he is
alex in sf/m. white: yes
burritos: I have never had a burrito!

: /

cxn

I'm not a fan

does cozen still ILX? i like him.