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― ath (ath), Saturday, 3 February 2007 01:21 (seventeen years ago) link

good job

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 3 February 2007 01:25 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.facepaint.co.uk/gallery/images/Fancy_Cat-Janet_Case.jpg

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 3 February 2007 01:26 (seventeen years ago) link

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― ath (ath), Saturday, 3 February 2007 01:28 (seventeen years ago) link

"It's you, idiot!"

http://www.artbyjanis.com/dogport.jpg

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 3 February 2007 01:29 (seventeen years ago) link

lolmao

― am0n (am0n), Saturday, 3 February 2007 01:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Woman found guilty of plotting to sell Coke documents to Pepsi

February 2, 2007

After deliberating for 11 hours a jury found Joya Williams, now former Executive Administrative Assistant for Coka-Cola Inc., guilty of plotting to steal Coke's secrets to sell them to Pepsi Inc.

Williams, 41, took confidential documents and unreleased samples of products to Ibrahim Dimson and Edmund Duhaney in an attempt to sell the items to Pepsi for about US$1.5 million. Dimson and Duhaney also pleaded guilty.

Williams claimed in court that even though she brought the documents and unreleased samples to her home, Dimson and Duhaney went into her home and took them. Duhaney denied the statement and said Williams gave the documents and unreleased samples to them.

Coca-Cola, in May 2006, recieved a letter from Purchase, New York based company Pepsi. It was from a person, like Williams, offering samples and other confidential information.

The former secretary could face up to 10 years in prision.

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Saturday, 3 February 2007 03:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Shaving Song
by Louis Jagger

Guess where I’m shaving

Close to the skin

That’s where I like to sail

Close to the wind

My middle name is danger

And I’m sure that you can see

That I’m the best of the best

And you’d rather be me…..

Guess what I’m using

Aftershave

For ‘tis the lotion

Of the strong and the brave

My chin is sleekly manly

And far more worthy than yours

‘Cos you’re a scruffy bastard

Who just won’t obey my laws…..

Oh for a white beard, lanky, sheepskin white beard

Oh for an old beard, I would give my ears

My ears, my ears, my ears,

My foam-encrusted ears……

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 3 February 2007 04:02 (seventeen years ago) link

louis "danger" jagger

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 3 February 2007 04:20 (seventeen years ago) link

lol @ cokespiracy

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 3 February 2007 05:01 (seventeen years ago) link

WHAT MOVIE IS THAT OP IMAGE FROM? MUST SEE IT.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Saturday, 3 February 2007 14:07 (seventeen years ago) link

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Saturday, 3 February 2007 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link

http://a225.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/23/l_b0a70cee0b336c558cf442434c3579f8.jpg

future bro-in-law is at it again... this time with REAL mustache!
i don't know if this is slightly funny or maybe slightly sad/obsessive?

― he smells something else. he don't smell honey and pears. (tehresa), Saturday, 3 February 2007 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link

your sister is marrying borat.

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 3 February 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

halloween costume, check

― UART variations (ex machina), Saturday, 3 February 2007 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

she tells me he has since shaved the mustache. he had a beard from thanksgiving-recently, but i think he just grew it so he could shave it off and have a borat mustache for a few days.

this is better than the halloween costume, though, cause on halloween he wore a fake mustache and i gave him shit for it!

― he smells something else. he don't smell honey and pears. (tehresa), Saturday, 3 February 2007 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Your brother-in-law is Steve Goldberg?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Sunday, 4 February 2007 01:05 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahaha

― he smells something else. he don't smell honey and pears. (tehresa), Sunday, 4 February 2007 01:07 (seventeen years ago) link

That was my first thought, but after I saw another musician in the photo I knew it wasn't him because no one would wanna play with him.

― UART variations (ex machina), Sunday, 4 February 2007 01:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe bro-in-law Steve will give you music lessons at a discount rate, tehresa

― The Redd And The Blecch (Ken L), Sunday, 4 February 2007 01:31 (seventeen years ago) link

haha, i remember 'shaving song'! in my defence, however,

a) written when 16 = :-/
b) it's deliberately OTT/camp/whatever
c) all the poems in that collection are shite, the stuff i write nowadays doesn't even compare
d) it's meant to be a song lyric rather than a stand-alone poem

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Sunday, 4 February 2007 01:34 (seventeen years ago) link

e) for an even better laugh, read the following work of 'genius', created by one B3n D03h. O.M.G.

http://homepages.westminster.org.uk/english/pp/mined.htm

The last verse especially (3rd line of) had me in absolute stitches when I returned to it recently, and his other poems are pretty amusing as well!

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Sunday, 4 February 2007 01:37 (seventeen years ago) link

What is Louis Jagger doing here? fuck off!!!!

― UART variations (ex machina), Sunday, 4 February 2007 01:43 (seventeen years ago) link

http://themot.org/gallery/d/2142-1/riffraff.jpg

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Sunday, 4 February 2007 01:44 (seventeen years ago) link

BAN LOUIS JAGGER

oh wait i can do that myself!

― he smells something else. he don't smell honey and pears. (tehresa), Sunday, 4 February 2007 01:57 (seventeen years ago) link

jon beat me to it!

though i seem to recall that like, 6 months ago i had banned him as preventative measure. how did that go away?

― he smells something else. he don't smell honey and pears. (tehresa), Sunday, 4 February 2007 01:58 (seventeen years ago) link

cutty keeps unbanning him

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Sunday, 4 February 2007 01:59 (seventeen years ago) link

admittedly, you'd think he'd realize he, uh, doesn't fit in. (LJ not cutty)

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Sunday, 4 February 2007 01:59 (seventeen years ago) link

remember what i said earlier about only biting when bitten? this applies to the noize board. i have NEVER posted here unless referenced. for you guys, a reference is generally an attack, and i'm not one to let such things go unchecked. i know i don't fit in so well HERE, but i'd say i have my fair share of allies elsewhere. i understand the noize board psyche, the intense and momentary outpouring of whatever emotion one happens to be feeling at any given time (coupled with a caustic, US-centred perspective upon life), and that's fair enough, but when it extends to besmirching someone you don't know two shitty tissues about (well, until you paid Google a little visit, and even then the evidence is highly limited), well, frankly a dude's gotta make a stand.

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Sunday, 4 February 2007 02:12 (seventeen years ago) link

every time i see 'lj' i think of live journal :(

― he smells something else. he don't smell honey and pears. (tehresa), Sunday, 4 February 2007 02:13 (seventeen years ago) link

http://themot.org/gallery/d/61535-1/fightu.jpg

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Sunday, 4 February 2007 02:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't keep unbanning him

the real question is who keeps unbanning mickey

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 4 February 2007 02:18 (seventeen years ago) link

the same person?

― UART variations (ex machina), Sunday, 4 February 2007 02:20 (seventeen years ago) link

someone call encyclopedia brown to solve this mystery!

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Sunday, 4 February 2007 02:21 (seventeen years ago) link

baby

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Sunday, 4 February 2007 14:02 (seventeen years ago) link

not me

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Sunday, 4 February 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe lj and mickey unban each other

― Caustic Tree (688), Sunday, 4 February 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

sick

― grbchv! (skowly), Sunday, 4 February 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

omg and ohno

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Sunday, 4 February 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

expose your pets to art

― kingfishy (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 4 February 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Azu said...

I used to eat lunchables for lunch in elementary school. One time they forgot to "paint" my meat. I kid you not, the "meat" in the box were clear gel discs. Makes you wonder what it actually is that they put in those things.

-- am0n (...), February 5th, 2007.

that is sub history channel ufo special speculation

-- UART variations (jo...), February 5th, 2007.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 5 February 2007 02:49 (seventeen years ago) link

http://photos-282.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v64/204/62/20802998/n20802998_30362282_3929.jpg

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 5 February 2007 03:36 (seventeen years ago) link

omg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 5 February 2007 03:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Ha, and I was just going to post this:

http://www.popaganda.com/billboards/images/billboard_kingOfBeers2.jpg

Which is not even as funny as that.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 5 February 2007 04:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean "which is not as funny as that"

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 5 February 2007 04:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Why is it that when fucking someone of another culture, we feel the temptation to throw dominating politics into the sex? We feel it's kinky to say, "Oh yeah, 'taxation without representation,' I don't think so." Or, "That's right. We Americans will conquer you with our democratic ways...sexually if not economically." I think it was Shaun who told the Russian girl he was banging from behind, "Take it hard you Russian commie." Can you imagine if that were how diplomats handled world affairs? What if Condi Rice wore shorter denim skirts and fuck me boots.

― be home by 11 (orion), Monday, 5 February 2007 05:05 (seventeen years ago) link

"Op image" is from The Stuff, right?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 February 2007 06:20 (seventeen years ago) link

omg laffing baby is crazy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk

or being driven insane one or the other

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i am a man with a belly button piercing

― critique de la vie quotidienne (modestmickey), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vda84u-bweE

― deej.. (deej..), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

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ilx's lovable rapist

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 01:01 (seventeen years ago) link

thats why the jaymc.xls project was begun

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 01:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Angry Oinkers:

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/1838/roflzxq2.png

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 05:12 (seventeen years ago) link

kinda sad but a little funny. (possibly) mentally retarded tiger
http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8268/1975ligerlz2.jpg

― jaxon, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 05:24 (seventeen years ago) link

omg i just cried laughing.

http://sjl.funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?viewkey=3efbc24c7d2583be6925

― jaxon, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 05:49 (seventeen years ago) link

omg the tiger

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 05:53 (seventeen years ago) link

wow.

xpost to Pearl video

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 05:54 (seventeen years ago) link

that is adorablarious

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 06:57 (seventeen years ago) link

that's a lion-tiger hybrid up in jaxon's photo there, i think

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 07:17 (seventeen years ago) link

No, it's a white tiger (sigfried & roy style) that's so extremely inbred that it looks like that. Pretty cruel stuff.

info here: http://www.bigcatrescue.org/white_tigers.htm

― S-, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 07:40 (seventeen years ago) link

There's another one of those PETA stickers with the chicken saying I AM NOT A NUGGET, hilariously

― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 09:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Ferry may be a fox-huntinting obsessed Tory, but it is stretching it a bit too far using those quotes to stamp him as a nazi. Is David Bowie a nazi too? After all he went way further than Ferry in his admiration of Hitler.

-- Geir Hongro, Tuesday, April 17, 2007 6:14 AM (3 minutes ago)
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You ought to know.

-- Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, April 17, 2007 6:15 AM (1 minute ago)

― m coleman, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 10:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Fuck J-Date. all i have to do to meet jews is go to a loft-party-rave in Bushwick.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

that tiger makes me sad

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

me too :(
i saw a pic of it yesterday and was not sure it was real and did not really want to go investigate anyway. but now i know.

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

but seeing The Landlord vid yesterday kind of made up for inbred-tiger sadness
"i'm taking my beer"

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

jon has moved from hitting on girls via myspace to hitting on girls via livejournal.

sorry it was just too easy. :(

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Jessie what do you look like?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

http://flickr.com/photos/scarymonsterrrr/163936433/

THAT.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

goddammit I don't want to log in flickr.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/74/163936433_2175a0368a.jpg

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3LLpNLo864

― cutty, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to marry that woman

― ^@^, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

jessie ,is your friend mike jaymc?

― jaxon, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

omg that show is awesome - i love how they go out on a groove

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

holy shit

― deej, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

jessie ,is your friend mike jaymc?

-- jaxon, Tuesday, April 17, 2007 5:19 PM (30 minutes ago)

it took me like 20 minutes to figure out what you were referring to, but no, that's actually a completely separate person. I like to think every town has their own mop-headed awkward guy.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k180/squintygirl/Zing.jpg

― jaxon, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link

mickey, welcome to the internet

-- ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:55 (6 hours ago)
it's run by matt drudge, king of the information age

-- ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:55 (6 hours ago)

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 23:23 (seventeen years ago) link

This is what you see now coming out of the Greenpoint Ave. G stop:
http://www.curbed.com/2007_4_greenbucks.jpg

lol at Starbucks porn theater

― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 03:35 (seventeen years ago) link

i always get sad when i see movie theatres turned into other businesses

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 03:44 (seventeen years ago) link

the one in palo alto that got turned into a borders isn't too bad, but theres one in the mission that's been turned into a 4-story parking garage, super-depressing.

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 03:44 (seventeen years ago) link

jackrabbits jump from here to there

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 03:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I should take pictures of our local bowling-alley-turned-into-a-flea-market. It's really weird to walk out to where the pins were to check out the old clock radios.

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 03:57 (seventeen years ago) link

i always get sad when i see movie theatres turned into other businesses

totes!! and i know exactly the one in the mission you're talking about.

things awesome movie theatres in montreal have been turned into:
club med-themed restaurant
"metaforia" a virtual reality thrill ride
steakhouse

first two apparently got a bunch of gov't $$$ too :(:(

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:00 (seventeen years ago) link

from the gun control thread, on heavier regulations of guns:

I'm against that because it's degrading. I'm also against having to take off my shoes and belt at the airport, but perhaps that's for another thread.

Where I live, and in most places, you'll have a very hard time buying a gun if you're a convicted felon or if you've ever been charged with domestic violence. I'm okay with that. I'm reluctant to give an inch, but common sense has to prevail now and again.

Anything beyond that, even well-intentioned, is a slippery slope.

-- Manalishi, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 7:39 AM (2 hours ago)

― deej, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

the rest of that argument at this point belongs more in C.I.O. thread

― deej, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=60&threadid=5841#unread

― and what, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

i ran into the porn starbucks drunk the other week and was alll HUH?!!?

― JW, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Idiocracy is happening.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/201/464154457_5f958550d3_o.jpg

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, nothing so exciting. I won't go into detail because this thing is too fresh in the mind, and I still want to contact the girl.

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...), October 17th, 2004 7:40 AM. (Tuomas) (later)
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DID YOU DO A WEE IN HER FLANGE

-- GARU G (GARU...), October 17th, 2004 8:21 AM. (later)

― stevie, Thursday, 19 April 2007 22:50 (seventeen years ago) link

i always get sad when i see movie theatres turned into other businesses

-- moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, April 17, 2007 10:44 PM (Yesterday)

otm. there's a former dollar theater here (greenville, sc) that was turned into this giant, nasty, garish megachurch complex a few years ago.

― latebloomer, Thursday, 19 April 2007 22:59 (seventeen years ago) link

The New Daisy Theater is a pretty neat music venue that used to be a movie theater. The sloped floor where the seats used to be (with little platforms here and there) means that you can stand wherever you like and see the band.

The balcony rocks, too.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 19 April 2007 23:06 (seventeen years ago) link

such incredible wikivandalism

― sanskrit, Thursday, 19 April 2007 23:33 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.tmz.com/2007/04/19/alec-baldwins-threatening-message-to-daughter/

― félix pié, Friday, 20 April 2007 00:07 (seventeen years ago) link

from Where should i start with Primus?

start with the slap bass songs, move on from there

-- cutty, Sunday, April 22, 2007 9:58 PM (52 minutes ago)

― latebloomer, Monday, 23 April 2007 03:53 (seventeen years ago) link

WE'RE OVER HERE NOW GUYS

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=60&threadid=5841#unread

― am0n, Monday, 23 April 2007 04:55 (seventeen years ago) link

for good measure:

http://www.ilxor.com:8080/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=60&threadid=5841#unread

― tehresa, Monday, 23 April 2007 05:00 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

wow, still greatness!

― csa, Monday, 20 October 2008 05:32 (fifteen years ago) link

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