why r u single

too old

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3 of em are true for me

garlic, cheese, and onion?

most of these things = not a problem

You're dating the human dorito

LOL

hahaha

a combination of two through four with some other junk mixed in

garlic, cheese, and onion?

old, jerks, aquarium

fact: i did not get laid when i worked at aquarium

i also worked at an ice cream place so i smelled like rotten milk and fish

which is better than i can say for SOME PEOPLE

fact: i did not get laid when i worked at aquarium

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, December 26, 2007 12:30 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
you were not spending enough time with the dolphins

http://www.poledanceireland.com/index_files/poll_dance_pic2.gif

i can do all of that shit

there is a pole in the basement

u_U

one thing sorta true, one DEFINITELY true, and now my new stated reason for being single!

also btw merry christmas dudez

"too busy organizing collections"

This is the only one applicable.

only one NOT applicable

No wait change "jerks" to "lesbians".

oh, i also have collections

so

For awhile I had this phone on which the 6 didn't work, I was so excited to call this girl back and when I tried I realized I only had 5 of the 7 necessary numbers. I tried it with like 3 variations of 6s and then felt really pathetic.

I don't have collections I have piles.

i have boxes filled with junk i havent looked at in years and years

collections is sorrrrrta true sometimes, but the tempurpedic thing is blood diamonds

i didnt even have ONE tempurpedic till i got my last gf and then she mostly used it

only attracted to jerks

also fat and homely

what attracts you to fat homely jerks!?!?

tempurpedic pillows are fucking sweet im not gonna lie

committmentphobe!

bad at entering phone numbers into phone
only attracted to girls who are only attracted to jerks

not enuf tattoos

dick 2 big

i had a dream i almost did it with someone with a dick 2 big
and i said "UH NO"
and he started having a tantrum and exclaimed: "GEEZ, WHY CANT I HAVE SEX WITH MORE THAN 4 WOMEN IN THE WORLD?!?!"

haha

ya it sux

i have boxes filled with junk i havent looked at in years and years

haha my brother demanded earlier today that i go through/throw out 8 boxes of stuff i left at his place 5 and a half years ago when i moved across the country. i have no idea what's in those boxes.

i am maybe single b/c i live in too many dimensions
also the pillow thing

where is "by choice"?

i am very sangle and very happy

I have boxes I haven't unpacked since 2004.

not interested in girls unless they are not interested in me; möbius_strip.jpeg

OK, so I saw the 40 year old virgin and if people turn around your questions and act likes dicks are they actually flirting?

if theyre chaki

if people turn around your questions and act like dicks are they actually flirting?

if people turn around your questions and act likes dicks are they actually flirting?

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, December 26, 2007 3:43 AM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^^ aspie post

I expected stripperpole.jpg to end badly, perhaps with crushed vertebrae. Now disappointed.

Maybe Rrrobyn is attached in other dimensions. Like single horizontally, and vertically, but married in depth, and seeing someone on an astral plane.

i am working on a complicated equation abt it all

astral plane relationships too codependent

roxy is old?

she's dr. morbius's mom

Roxy Muzak-Morbius

only attracted to commitmentphobes who smell like cheese + garlic

unpacked boxes and dead plants in my old apt soured many a promising dates

this thread is gold. i might start a copycat y r u not-single thread ... morning breath is a BIG issue

p.s. I thought Ms. Muzak-Morbius was non-single

there is nothing on my walls and I've lived here for 6 months, I am that guy Ramosi was talking about. I don't intend to put anything on my walls.

A: Cranky, mean to boys

A: Had not yet learned lesson about the chilly and neurotic

onions is closest to correct for me

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2 old for you, curt1s

Oh rats, I missed my chance to vote for "only like jerks". I bought extra down pillows to have a whole bedful so pillow answer is n/a.

lol noise dudes do not care about garlic or cheese stank

not who you date.. YOU

where is "by choice"?

behind the gas n' sip on a saturday night

I think it is because I am always ashamed to be crushing on someone, like they will think I am gross and weird b/c I am boy

r u crushing on lesbians?

or straight men?

i crush on no one. ever. it is sad.

no, and no

Crutis u r single wtf?

PS boys are all gross and weird but you know, we deal.

bad at entering phone numbers into phone

I think (and guys tell me if I've been doing this) that I act kind of condescending and self centered to new women I meet sometimes.

for me it's a mixture of too fat and too attracted to jerks

Crutis at first I thought your flickr avatar was actually a picture of you and thought, hmm, Crutis is kind of cute.

yr kinda cute, shortay

ayyyyy

Mandallion.jpg

lol I never even used that flickr account

Well I've seen max so that is how I picture you.

tank hatch dude?

cuz i'm gay as hell

wait what do i have to do with tank hatch dude

max & tank hatch dude are high standards to live up to

felicity: Isn't it time for WDYLL December 07?

^^ first class specimen right there.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/Mandalion/2udyu5e.jpg

Get a room.

ILX chix be diggin napoleon dynamite type dudes

crutis kinda looks like tombot jr?

lol I was gonna post a link to tombot's finger jpg but I decided to go for the real thing

I also look kinda like shiroibasketshoes fwiw

only no unibrow.

Yay! I am making my hands in the shape of a heart for you Crutis.

give the unibrow time. it will arrive

why girls do not want romanting a young man who looks like a cross between a movie nerd, a disgruntled message board hardman, and a crepey flickr azn stalker

i am very sangle and very happy

-- cutty, Tuesday, December 25, 2007 3:27 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

still true

tank hatch dude

haha. i never realized what crutis77 avatar was until now.