http://31.media.tumblr.com/02515dec7d13915099f529327ba87d15/tumblr_mtnupeKqEq1r88u00o1_400.gif
― 乒乓, Thursday, 26 September 2013 21:16 (ten years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/8901b8b9edda31ad15a3532b2157577d/tumblr_mtsigfoX3q1qz5d0vo1_250.gif
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 27 September 2013 17:15 (ten years ago) link
ha ha amazing
― Holy Shirt! (stevie), Friday, 27 September 2013 17:21 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/AIDoSH1.jpg
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 27 September 2013 21:01 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/VjKMFW5.gif
― Z S, Saturday, 28 September 2013 13:02 (ten years ago) link
Thanks obama
― erect, sporadic, notorious, genitals (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 28 September 2013 14:20 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/7jWO1Dm.gif
― .ılılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl (am0n), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 14:57 (ten years ago) link
xp - These Katamari Damacy sequels are just getting worse and worse.
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 15:02 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRTdDyXM3VM
― goth drama is universal (latebloomer), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 22:13 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRTdDyXM3VM&feature=c4-overview&list=UUpvdbbsJwRot0xLXlf5x4Ig
― goth drama is universal (latebloomer), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 22:15 (ten years ago) link
jesus fuck dammit shit
― goth drama is universal (latebloomer), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 22:16 (ten years ago) link
omg
― fresh (crüt), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 22:16 (ten years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/778b01802d9084efcb4d75bffa132dcb/tumblr_mu0cuvTXXn1qdsnv8o1_250.png
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 12:09 (ten years ago) link
http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/blogs/omgcelebnews/5604a48d-c1d1-4006-b064-5cdc45d5fb1c_JustinBieber_GreatWall_100113.jpg
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 19:53 (ten years ago) link
wtf
― smang culture (DJP), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 19:57 (ten years ago) link
that's bieber not climbing the steps at the great wall of china, just to be clear
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 19:58 (ten years ago) link
it's clear
does not remove the wtf
is this kid secretly battling leukemia or something
― smang culture (DJP), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 20:01 (ten years ago) link
he's got cancer of the soul
― Holy Shirt! (stevie), Thursday, 3 October 2013 06:54 (ten years ago) link
tragic wasting disease
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 3 October 2013 14:51 (ten years ago) link
tragic waster disease more like
― Holy Shirt! (stevie), Thursday, 3 October 2013 14:57 (ten years ago) link
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7825749504/hF2ECF2A9/
― Ma mère est habile Mais ma bile est amère (Michael White), Thursday, 3 October 2013 20:05 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTzCAK4MyH4
― diamonddave85, Friday, 4 October 2013 05:30 (ten years ago) link
http://dump.fm/images/20131003/1380853472468-dumpfm-funpiles-happy.jpg
― ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ (am0n), Friday, 4 October 2013 14:55 (ten years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3u018zfx71qz4avro1_500.png
― ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ (am0n), Friday, 4 October 2013 15:02 (ten years ago) link
I don't get it, how would rubbing a piece of paper on your di
― StanM, Friday, 4 October 2013 15:53 (ten years ago) link
RIP StanM: We Told Him Twice, But He Wouldn't Listen
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 4 October 2013 16:00 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzkWTcDZFH0
― ṿῗᾄǤℝᾄ (am0n), Saturday, 5 October 2013 16:30 (ten years ago) link
amazing
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 5 October 2013 17:45 (ten years ago) link
lol i know where that is
― mookieproof, Saturday, 5 October 2013 19:05 (ten years ago) link
imagine how badass the drivers that juuuuuuust scrape thru feel
― r|t|c, Saturday, 5 October 2013 19:40 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1383136_10151660542601301_329466823_n.jpg
― flopson, Monday, 7 October 2013 00:51 (ten years ago) link
lol seriously
― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Monday, 7 October 2013 01:04 (ten years ago) link
simply pood
― JEFF 22 (Matt P), Monday, 7 October 2013 01:59 (ten years ago) link
in the commercial for that they should have an animation of the dough being squirted onto a cookie sheet out of a pastry tube and a "pftz" sound each time
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 7 October 2013 03:38 (ten years ago) link
"Our cookies are created entirely by natural processes"
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 7 October 2013 03:42 (ten years ago) link
http://shop.geekkinklabs.com/images/13715114286731864696477.jpeg
Grumpy Cat Tard Meme inspired BDSM paddle
― mookieproof, Monday, 7 October 2013 23:28 (ten years ago) link
Geek Kink Labs
― diamonddave85, Monday, 7 October 2013 23:37 (ten years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxnpzvJCbb1qzg45so1_1280.jpg
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 21:50 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_09f42saa8
― scott seward, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 00:55 (ten years ago) link
even dwarfs started small
― ṿῗᾄǤℝᾄ (am0n), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 06:24 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/tZma1YY.gif
― 乒乓, Thursday, 10 October 2013 00:59 (ten years ago) link
loool
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 October 2013 01:55 (ten years ago) link
haaaaahahahaha
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 10 October 2013 02:00 (ten years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/28a4cd362bd731d9b17fc989505e985e/tumblr_mpwtdmLIPm1qdlh1io1_250.gif
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 10 October 2013 17:28 (ten years ago) link
greatest gif
― goole, Thursday, 10 October 2013 17:43 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoMdcJusBm0
Read all the stuff under the "About" tab.
― Immediate Follower (NA), Thursday, 10 October 2013 18:14 (ten years ago) link
Jack Feltcher 15 hours agoFun fact: all these "experts" are jewish.· 4
MillionDollarExtreme 13 hours agocmon man· 7
― goole, Thursday, 10 October 2013 18:22 (ten years ago) link
http://31.media.tumblr.com/0c3a442de2953d410496684e69b95e8d/tumblr_mu7jl8yASu1qh4311o1_500.jpg
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 10 October 2013 18:45 (ten years ago) link
http://gawker.com/these-men-are-now-charging-people-to-look-at-banksys-l-1443562694
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 10 October 2013 20:14 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/g7pWeUv.gif
― 乒乓, Friday, 11 October 2013 12:19 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ofb0gkt.gif
― 乒乓, Friday, 11 October 2013 13:28 (ten years ago) link
amazing!
― Defund Phil Collins (stevie), Friday, 11 October 2013 14:00 (ten years ago) link
the tow-truck driver's gestures are out of a chaplain movie
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 11 October 2013 14:09 (ten years ago) link
That's gotta be some prank show.
― pplains, Friday, 11 October 2013 14:14 (ten years ago) link
― Immediate Follower (NA), Thursday, October 10, 2013 2:14 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
mde is awesome... though not very ilx friendly
― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 11 October 2013 14:15 (ten years ago) link
I just realized that's the same guy who's now on Gawker and other places for doing the fake TED talk.
― Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 11 October 2013 14:41 (ten years ago) link
http://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/4f997c4181113aa2142d17eb877ca7f3/tumblr_muicjnWZk21qa9q2oo1_400.gif
― mookieproof, Saturday, 12 October 2013 03:08 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1378406_339201989556912_1225618599_n.jpg
― fresh (crüt), Sunday, 13 October 2013 01:26 (ten years ago) link
lol, that is so weird
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Sunday, 13 October 2013 19:45 (ten years ago) link
O_o
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 13 October 2013 19:45 (ten years ago) link
http://31.media.tumblr.com/bdc5bee31b80b579de5a90a8ea9f1858/tumblr_mpm1r8C7vI1s6f3b3o1_500.gifhttp://24.media.tumblr.com/b878fcffd42bd8c23f58aba497768e99/tumblr_mpm1r8C7vI1s6f3b3o2_500.gif
― reckless woo (Z S), Sunday, 13 October 2013 23:19 (ten years ago) link
otm
― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Sunday, 13 October 2013 23:47 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIpQ4ah5XTY
― 乒乓, Monday, 14 October 2013 17:20 (ten years ago) link
i've seen worse exits a parking
― del griffith, Monday, 14 October 2013 19:38 (ten years ago) link
http://31.media.tumblr.com/1baaf6d237b99a9d47e75f7b54737196/tumblr_mupwgdicL71r3gb3zo1_400.gif
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 17:01 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BVleLotCUAAVfzB.jpg
― goole, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 17:57 (ten years ago) link
hahahaha
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 19:45 (ten years ago) link
http://imgur.com/a/AUas1
― nasa whistleblower (am0n), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 20:40 (ten years ago) link
http://deadspin.com/broadway-singer-belts-out-all-four-anthem-verses-and-co-1445792797
― balls, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 23:06 (ten years ago) link
http://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad184/sdolnack/redlight3_zps3d534b28.gif
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 17 October 2013 13:17 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/MUcYTCg.gif
― 乒乓, Thursday, 17 October 2013 14:01 (ten years ago) link
that's how he rolls
― as a chocolate salesperson (ledge), Thursday, 17 October 2013 14:06 (ten years ago) link
I'm guessing rolly-man gets knocked out.
― he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up (NotEnough), Thursday, 17 October 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link
is that rob ford
― goole, Thursday, 17 October 2013 15:03 (ten years ago) link
lol goole
wow i think that might be from philly - hot 107.9 is a local station
― 乒乓, Thursday, 17 October 2013 15:04 (ten years ago) link
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/193x4wwr4bolugif/original.gif
― Defund Phil Collins (stevie), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 14:33 (ten years ago) link
lol
― steames artpop (how's life), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link
http://coub.com/view/3cztphno
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 17:16 (ten years ago) link
pollhttp://dangerousminds.net/comments/list_of_reasons_for_admission_to_an_insane_asylum
― cozen, Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:51 (ten years ago) link
i kinda always love stuff like this.
http://imgur.com/gallery/j4wzR
http://i.imgur.com/L6gc1qA.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 24 October 2013 15:55 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/QL3gsBz.jpg
peaceful oat goblins is just kinda beautiful.
― scott seward, Thursday, 24 October 2013 15:56 (ten years ago) link
those are from the usually funny from http://liartownusa.tumblr.com/
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 24 October 2013 16:21 (ten years ago) link
i never saw that site before! there is some really clever/funny stuff on there. the onion + mad magazine + national lampoon. so funny. someone else pointed it out on facebook.
― scott seward, Thursday, 24 October 2013 16:26 (ten years ago) link
female disease / women trouble / imaginary female trouble / fits and desertion of husband / desertion by husband / rumor of husband murder / suppression of menses / uterine derangement / venereal excesses
― midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 October 2013 16:58 (ten years ago) link
damn there is some funny stuff on there. i lost it at 'too late now...'
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 24 October 2013 17:02 (ten years ago) link
"Toilet Bears" very nearly got me in trouble at noon conference
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Thursday, 24 October 2013 17:16 (ten years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/4e2d1e2edc3a2b58176819887dc4f421/tumblr_mtya1n8Qa31s71q1zo1_1280.png
― scott seward, Thursday, 24 October 2013 17:21 (ten years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/1e73c64a1f5b4ece76aa3930c01d0a02/tumblr_mrnx8xmFI51s71q1zo1_1280.png
― scott seward, Thursday, 24 October 2013 17:25 (ten years ago) link
The "Stove Wolf" poster made me laugh pretty hard
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 24 October 2013 17:25 (ten years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/87b5d097f42d9e80d5e1f0331daea9c8/tumblr_mra9kdPi8v1s71q1zo1_r2_1280.png
― scott seward, Thursday, 24 October 2013 17:26 (ten years ago) link
hahaha
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 24 October 2013 17:33 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ulzhCct.png
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 24 October 2013 17:42 (ten years ago) link
oh my god
― up up up to heaven (DJP), Thursday, 24 October 2013 17:45 (ten years ago) link
http://31.media.tumblr.com/98828085bc60e1b2b6800c8be6c15d76/tumblr_msoq8mcJ3v1s71q1zo1_1280.png
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 24 October 2013 17:49 (ten years ago) link
silent party beefs
― Dan I., Thursday, 24 October 2013 18:21 (ten years ago) link
love it.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/e7b5105a5a9e58b5ad3ff8dec84758fe/tumblr_mjgovuPZsi1s71q1zo1_1280.jpg
― Plasmon, Friday, 25 October 2013 07:58 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/BMt47cD.gif
― 乒乓, Friday, 25 October 2013 11:11 (ten years ago) link
Jesus that's creepy
― how's life, Friday, 25 October 2013 11:14 (ten years ago) link
O_O
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 25 October 2013 13:26 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/XMYP344.gif
― 乒乓, Sunday, 27 October 2013 13:17 (ten years ago) link
ya why would anyone do that good lord
― Stevie D(eux), Sunday, 27 October 2013 18:44 (ten years ago) link
I mean he probably broke them
http://i.imgur.com/0PtSpUb.png
― 乒乓, Monday, 28 October 2013 19:44 (ten years ago) link
*dies*
― stylings (Matt P), Monday, 28 October 2013 19:49 (ten years ago) link
looooooooool
― reckless woo (Z S), Monday, 28 October 2013 20:02 (ten years ago) link
http://s3.amazonaws.com/br-cdn/temp_images/2013/10/24/drpepperbro.gif
― obie stompin' moby (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 19:43 (ten years ago) link
crowd be feeling that product placement
― there's no camera to capture that yelping moment! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 20:03 (ten years ago) link
i'm gonna be bummed if it turns out that was a viral ad campaign by dr. pepper OK'd by sports center
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 20:06 (ten years ago) link
^^
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 20:07 (ten years ago) link
It almost looks like a Coke? Check out when he turns the bottle just as he's taking off his shirt.
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 20:21 (ten years ago) link
i thought the same thing. this is an outrage
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 20:22 (ten years ago) link
DP has a wave inside its emblem
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-t04KxiFGoZc/T0ZlbmcgpQI/AAAAAAAAA_Y/hkPKaFkfjtk/s1600/dr.+pepper.jpg
but the bottle in the gif has a white wave that's larger and more pronounced like
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NI1X5z6OORI/SjcY2R6Cw2I/AAAAAAAAABY/DdhJ5Zthm-M/s320/coke-bottle.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 20:27 (ten years ago) link
Y'all don't mind me. I'm just gearing up for the 22nd next month.
yes. vintage dr p logos dont have a white wave either. this guy did bad
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 20:33 (ten years ago) link
i will not soon forgive him for this
what if he just loves all colas
― mh, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 20:42 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8xHMhu39yM
― Dan I., Wednesday, 30 October 2013 21:43 (ten years ago) link
Totally a coke.
― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 22:10 (ten years ago) link
not sure if that's product placement (though really, who wear's a dr pepper shirt?) but guarantee it's a takeoff (and not the first or second) of this american hero - http://deadspin.com/clemson-bros-college-gameday-hijinks-enjoyed-best-in-s-1448356744
― balls, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 22:20 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/fhtKwqS.png
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 22:25 (ten years ago) link
:(
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 22:29 (ten years ago) link
it's not funny now
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 22:30 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWzIfBRPAgI
― Bart get out I'm piss (am0n), Thursday, 31 October 2013 16:41 (ten years ago) link
Meow Wizard 35 minutes agoSome say he's still standing there.
― Bart get out I'm piss (am0n), Thursday, 31 October 2013 16:44 (ten years ago) link
looooooooooooooool
― 乒乓, Thursday, 31 October 2013 16:57 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/9tDrbNp.png
― 乒乓, Thursday, 31 October 2013 17:12 (ten years ago) link
hahaha one of the most elaborate all-you-can-eat buffet-style troll feedings of all time
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 31 October 2013 17:24 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZETJjquVQP0
― Bart get out I'm piss (am0n), Thursday, 31 October 2013 17:47 (ten years ago) link
omg thank you for that
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:09 (ten years ago) link
http://pornhubcommentsonstockphotos.tumblr.com/
uhh kind of suspect but had a couple moments
― mh, Thursday, 31 October 2013 20:15 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/09aTVCp.jpg
― 乒乓, Thursday, 31 October 2013 20:30 (ten years ago) link
brilliant
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 October 2013 20:52 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/h2SO72H.gif
― pplains, Thursday, 31 October 2013 21:34 (ten years ago) link
next to where I live:
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/487959_10153407180685304_1306711216_n.jpg
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 1 November 2013 00:37 (ten years ago) link
What am I missing here
― pplains, Friday, 1 November 2013 01:20 (ten years ago) link
"break! a tina tickle" was tina turner's ill-fated attempt to jump on the "stop: hammertime!" bandwagon iirc
― midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 1 November 2013 01:24 (ten years ago) link
oh, something that ain't nothing to fuck with.
― pplains, Friday, 1 November 2013 01:25 (ten years ago) link
well, quite
― midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 1 November 2013 01:26 (ten years ago) link
i still don't get that photo, hurting
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Friday, 1 November 2013 10:37 (ten years ago) link
TICAL
― Defund Phil Collins (stevie), Friday, 1 November 2013 12:21 (ten years ago) link
http://sp0.fotolog.com/photo/48/55/74/wu_tang_clan36/1197749672_f.jpg
I didn't get it either at first.
― pplains, Friday, 1 November 2013 12:33 (ten years ago) link
dmac post waffling somewhere between custos and dad jokes
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 1 November 2013 14:02 (ten years ago) link
and proudly
― midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 1 November 2013 14:30 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/WFSx1k7.jpg
― 乒乓, Saturday, 2 November 2013 23:58 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/LOduyFI.gif
― 乒乓, Sunday, 3 November 2013 00:15 (ten years ago) link
omfg
― Stevie D(eux), Sunday, 3 November 2013 14:47 (ten years ago) link
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/193l7bom31drsgif/ku-xlarge.gif
― Bart get out I'm piss (am0n), Monday, 4 November 2013 17:52 (ten years ago) link
girl on left and guy on right are the winners of that gif imo
― Stevie D(eux), Monday, 4 November 2013 20:25 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/r1Ciokp.jpg
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Monday, 4 November 2013 20:55 (ten years ago) link
i forgot about those spaghetti-os but nonetheless wtf-worthy today:
http://i.imgur.com/JpUXTuF.jpg
― action bronson pinchot (sanskrit), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 15:52 (ten years ago) link
hahaha took me a minute to see it
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 16:02 (ten years ago) link
Walter White's brother in law is running on a platform of economic growth?
― midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 16:14 (ten years ago) link
http://netartistdaily.com/item/134-meet-domain-girl-s-stalkers
lol or o_O?
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 16:27 (ten years ago) link
Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins.
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 16:31 (ten years ago) link
young roehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRlf-QsT7FI
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 16:32 (ten years ago) link
http://netartistdaily.com/images/spam/1278449_1379793355586626_1589561704_n.jpg
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 16:33 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwrU8s-M-gc
― there's no camera to capture that yelping moment! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:47 (ten years ago) link
― there's no camera to capture that yelping moment! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:48 (ten years ago) link
demented much?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVr_zn3F8so
― scott seward, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 02:41 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9_Ib8vcZWU
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 15:26 (ten years ago) link
http://www.r-sw.com/custimages/dd395-Tramp2-site.jpg
― Bart get out I'm piss (am0n), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 15:33 (ten years ago) link
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 15:36 (ten years ago) link
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 15:38 (ten years ago) link
DDees.nuts
― Bart get out I'm piss (am0n), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 15:39 (ten years ago) link
Ah, so it was the juice who did 9/11, I was hearing that wrong.
― pplains, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 15:44 (ten years ago) link
*applause*
― Defund Phil Collins (stevie), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 15:44 (ten years ago) link
oh man it's from the window of a plane too, fantastic
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 15:59 (ten years ago) link
Awesome!
― The normative power of the factual (Michael White), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 16:41 (ten years ago) link
also perfect for that horrible 70s album titles thread
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 16:56 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HE9OQ4FnkQ
― pplains, Thursday, 7 November 2013 14:36 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf9_V6XertM
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 7 November 2013 17:18 (ten years ago) link
RHYS THOMAS21 hours agowot a bunch of fucken spanners
Chris Thomas20 hours agowhat a load of cunts
― goole, Thursday, 7 November 2013 17:21 (ten years ago) link
those thomas boys, well ard
http://www.gifti.me/i/CWkXV7n4M.gif
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Thursday, 7 November 2013 17:33 (ten years ago) link
i know this is a gawker story so it's not exactly a deep dig but good lord these are amazing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iumJn-ChyM&
― reckless woo (Z S), Thursday, 7 November 2013 21:56 (ten years ago) link
0:44 - 0:52 is the pinnacle achievement of mankind
― reckless woo (Z S), Thursday, 7 November 2013 21:59 (ten years ago) link
Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 7 November 2013 22:03 (ten years ago) link
oh shoot, sorry
i can't believe it's only at 7-8K views!
― reckless woo (Z S), Thursday, 7 November 2013 22:05 (ten years ago) link
reminds me ofhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHJOCFszCbk
― cozel tov (cozen), Thursday, 7 November 2013 22:07 (ten years ago) link
zs i accept your apology
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 7 November 2013 22:10 (ten years ago) link
phew!
― reckless woo (Z S), Thursday, 7 November 2013 22:12 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiV7M8Llkxo
― pplains, Thursday, 7 November 2013 22:18 (ten years ago) link
lol i sorta know that dude
― gbx, Saturday, 9 November 2013 02:23 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/nBYCycd.gif
ariel castro?
― sleepingbag, Saturday, 9 November 2013 02:26 (ten years ago) link
that's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMIqlIJNkRA
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Saturday, 9 November 2013 13:34 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/UpCnacm.gif
― 乒乓, Sunday, 10 November 2013 15:59 (ten years ago) link
ha
― gbx, Sunday, 10 November 2013 17:13 (ten years ago) link
― goth drama is universal (latebloomer), Monday, 11 November 2013 18:45 (ten years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/v/JiV7M8Llkxo&fs=1&hl=en
― pplains, Thursday, November 7, 2013 4:18 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
There was a really good interview with this guy online that I can't find now.
― Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 11 November 2013 18:54 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B52s7-wxU0
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 02:00 (ten years ago) link
http://instagram.com/p/YuCNSSLuzN/
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 15:07 (ten years ago) link
This has made my night...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdmsRcsl_xA
― Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Wednesday, 13 November 2013 23:06 (ten years ago) link
https://soundcloud.com/bestdropsever
― ill never click this homo erotic site again (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 November 2013 05:55 (ten years ago) link
eh, maybe not that lolsome but i liked it
― ill never click this homo erotic site again (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 November 2013 05:56 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Vmyl8tk.gif
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 15 November 2013 21:38 (ten years ago) link
― gbx, Saturday, 16 November 2013 01:40 (ten years ago) link
it took me like ten times to realize there was a dude at the end of that raft
― i wish i had a skateboard i could skate away on (Hurting 2), Saturday, 16 November 2013 01:56 (ten years ago) link
http://31.media.tumblr.com/351453bcae01d4ed1b265ab05dd452f6/tumblr_mltnhfbFuI1s7cv54o1_500.png
― kyenkyen, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 19:22 (ten years ago) link
"you still milk Joey's cows 40 hours a week so you can buy yourself a Snickers."
― Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:33 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE1fNIGROr8
― am0n, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 22:09 (ten years ago) link
we need a new LOL thread, titled "I'm LMAOing at your life."
― am0n, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 22:10 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNbrtgeDFSk
― am0n, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 22:19 (ten years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/f5852eb3debf21d248a05c2fd2ced065/tumblr_mwl5e7b29D1qbnmrwo1_250.gif
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 23:37 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMJWL1CczMI
― sleepingbag, Thursday, 21 November 2013 03:55 (ten years ago) link
― ✓B (Matt P), Thursday, 21 November 2013 04:43 (ten years ago) link
― i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Thursday, 21 November 2013 17:29 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/POHQKwL.jpg
― 乒乓, Friday, 22 November 2013 17:02 (ten years ago) link
he's getting so good!
it's only a matter of time before someone clever commissions their next album cover art from him.
in fact, if she wanted to really make a bold statement about art, gaga should have went with W for artpop's cover instead of boring old koons
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 22 November 2013 17:53 (ten years ago) link
can't completely disagree with that
― mh, Friday, 22 November 2013 17:53 (ten years ago) link
That's a really weird picture of his 04 opponent though.
― pplains, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link
http://www.kcci.com/news/central-iowa/bomb-squad-says-suspicious-item-was-a-burrito/-/9357080/23105938/-/omrl6yz/-/index.html
― mh, Friday, 22 November 2013 19:11 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I0GfLh4SGU
― 乒乓, Saturday, 23 November 2013 18:59 (ten years ago) link
― gbx, Saturday, 23 November 2013 19:15 (ten years ago) link
he honors the fire
― Aimless, Saturday, 23 November 2013 19:25 (ten years ago) link
look at the handsome guy who uploaded that video dang
― max, Saturday, 23 November 2013 20:04 (ten years ago) link
The fire rises, brother
― mh, Saturday, 23 November 2013 21:03 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjUxmYChZxk
― goole, Sunday, 24 November 2013 22:51 (ten years ago) link
― balls, Sunday, 24 November 2013 22:53 (ten years ago) link
hahahahaha
― caek, Sunday, 24 November 2013 22:54 (ten years ago) link
that's just fantastic
― andrew m., Monday, 25 November 2013 16:24 (ten years ago) link
A++
― action bronson pinchot (sanskrit), Monday, 25 November 2013 19:12 (ten years ago) link
A few of these are old classics but a lot of them are new to me: http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/gallery/6939302/25-of-the-most-wtf-worthy-gifs-to-ever-come-out-of-japan
― Fetchboy, Monday, 25 November 2013 19:25 (ten years ago) link
No way am I clicking on a list of "old classics" from collegehumor.com.
― pplains, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 01:05 (ten years ago) link
http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/20/99/7058aeca5e087f15b95096b31eeac822-japan11.gifhttp://i.myniceprofile.com/539/53959.gif
― Fetchboy, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 01:09 (ten years ago) link
Get Out
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 01:09 (ten years ago) link
http://31.media.tumblr.com/e53c8b5121411288a5ce32ab10c40f3b/tumblr_mwuul8XtwT1qdlh1io1_400.gif
― 乓乒 (gr8080), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 17:28 (ten years ago) link
injury...insult
― i wish i had a skateboard i could skate away on (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 17:29 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1463706_238455539654932_485164013_n.jpg
― i wish i had a skateboard i could skate away on (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 19:53 (ten years ago) link
going for a PBF vibe there
― mh, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 20:47 (ten years ago) link
We've covered those comics before in another thread I think. Great comic artist
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 20:49 (ten years ago) link
http://elblogdejoancornella.blogspot.com/
Wow
― Le passé, non seulement n'est pas fugace, il reste sur place (Michael White), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 20:55 (ten years ago) link
color me impressed
― mh, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 21:32 (ten years ago) link
wild
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 22:02 (ten years ago) link
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2321941/boogergif.gif
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 04:27 (ten years ago) link
http://motherfuckingwebsite.com/
― Le passé, non seulement n'est pas fugace, il reste sur place (Michael White), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:24 (ten years ago) link
-some german motherfucker
― ian, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:26 (ten years ago) link
^^^
― Le passé, non seulement n'est pas fugace, il reste sur place (Michael White), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:28 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJXLyUoz2M4
― am0n, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 21:51 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/eNNFGVc.png
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Sunday, 1 December 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link
http://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/q71/1461149_10152084322587206_656621704_n.jpg
(real btw, got this straight from the teacher)
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 5 December 2013 04:45 (ten years ago) link
xxpost: they have a #3 now:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=CkCSTM4cFj0
― StanM, Thursday, 5 December 2013 10:57 (ten years ago) link
um, that's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkCSTM4cFj0
― StanM, Thursday, 5 December 2013 11:02 (ten years ago) link
http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/FF/445A8E8CFB4820E22849DE9D4DF868_h316_w628_m5_cpnOUcakw.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 5 December 2013 19:01 (ten years ago) link
that is an obscene and pornographic christmas lights display
― am0n, Thursday, 5 December 2013 19:58 (ten years ago) link
some jokes are jokey enough to qualify as jokes, but aren't quite funny enough to qualify as fun
― Aimless, Thursday, 5 December 2013 20:02 (ten years ago) link
Might want to get thet checked out. @green spunk
― Le passé, non seulement n'est pas fugace, il reste sur place (Michael White), Thursday, 5 December 2013 20:03 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkDmAGVkEiU
― gbx, Friday, 6 December 2013 03:39 (ten years ago) link
hehhttp://www.chunklet.com/index.cfm?section=blogs&ID=125
― Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 December 2013 04:17 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcSujceZDmg
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 6 December 2013 19:53 (ten years ago) link
Total nerd laugh
― 乒乓, Friday, 6 December 2013 19:56 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmxQSwwTRqU
― it's going to be a http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D5PtyrewSs (latebloomer), Friday, 6 December 2013 21:42 (ten years ago) link
https://24.media.tumblr.com/8c83f03366c085550730e493d3917e6f/tumblr_mvbf9j9gRr1sq38yao1_250.gif
― it's going to be a http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D5PtyrewSs (latebloomer), Friday, 6 December 2013 21:55 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsGLBI2WA7Q
― am0n, Friday, 6 December 2013 21:57 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/tlQFQK8.gif
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 7 December 2013 00:21 (ten years ago) link
Looooool
― 乒乓, Saturday, 7 December 2013 00:58 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/89DjrE2.gif
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 7 December 2013 06:25 (ten years ago) link
https://31.media.tumblr.com/7ccd422340eb59499c00d0dfbff9c476/tumblr_mxeu2fHaNS1rownyho1_1280.jpg
― From the Album No Baby for You! (Matt P), Saturday, 7 December 2013 06:57 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/jCYFiWf.jpg
― 乒乓, Saturday, 7 December 2013 16:53 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/sxxachD.gif
― slam dunk, Saturday, 7 December 2013 18:33 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYvw68IneV4
― 乒乓, Monday, 9 December 2013 13:42 (ten years ago) link
isn't that the same dude that shattered the shatterproof door with a series of perfected simple strikes?
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Monday, 9 December 2013 14:36 (ten years ago) link
http://i2.minus.com/jXRY1I9AIKGXQ.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 9 December 2013 14:45 (ten years ago) link
http://https%3A//s-media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/a4/16/ef/a416efd97930d19578f796547f3a018d.jpg
― Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 December 2013 15:16 (ten years ago) link
http://s-media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/a4/16/ef/a416efd97930d19578f796547f3a018d.jpg
― Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 December 2013 15:17 (ten years ago) link
that derek tape is so fucking funny
― diamonddave85, Monday, 9 December 2013 21:22 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd2aNEHKj1o
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 15:13 (ten years ago) link
I read the comments. Why did I read the comments? What is wrong with me? *cries*
― emil.y, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 15:18 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1471906_10102500122606059_1659242123_n.jpg
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Saturday, 14 December 2013 18:15 (ten years ago) link
SuperMan1986744 minutes ago (edited) i almost cried poor guy... bad girl.. didnt give him a chance, she might could feel sometime for him later , most girls are bad these days. (not all but most) sad..he escort her to her home Reply ·
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Saturday, 14 December 2013 18:17 (ten years ago) link
u_u
― #illuminati (crüt), Saturday, 14 December 2013 18:24 (ten years ago) link
i like the 38 fret guitar
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 14 December 2013 18:26 (ten years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/2846e5e3f25fd1488e20e4e7f1fbe697/tumblr_mxogmlZ9wd1r88u00o1_500.jpghttp://25.media.tumblr.com/b07e987f7412c53cfb5758773147e2b0/tumblr_mxoh1x1Cin1r3gb3zo1_400.gif
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 14 December 2013 19:38 (ten years ago) link
A HUE
― From the Album No Baby for You! (Matt P), Sunday, 15 December 2013 02:45 (ten years ago) link
https://24.media.tumblr.com/884abf672dfeb4604312a6111cea1ae8/tumblr_mxo2dv8sEY1rbfs9to1_400.gif
― am0n, Monday, 16 December 2013 05:12 (ten years ago) link
this midi cover of the sopranos theme song is killing me http://open.spotify.com/track/4O7bWuGyLUKL6ewzdDfDHU
― mitch hedberg and kevin hart (sleepingbag), Tuesday, 17 December 2013 16:37 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RImuHaQV2V4
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 23:35 (ten years ago) link
so good
― tuostprophets (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 15:32 (ten years ago) link
that clip got funnier every time I saw it
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 19:27 (ten years ago) link
It's not easy living up to the build-up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCLWyyHJQU0
― pplains, Wednesday, 18 December 2013 22:31 (ten years ago) link
?
― am0n, Wednesday, 18 December 2013 22:40 (ten years ago) link
i lolled
― Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 22:42 (ten years ago) link
yeah that's pretty good
― gbx, Thursday, 19 December 2013 02:47 (ten years ago) link
haha
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 19 December 2013 15:46 (ten years ago) link
immensely nsfw and high velocity fun with gilbert gottfried and the late al goldstein from the obit threadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmhXaJ3gszA
― Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 December 2013 07:38 (ten years ago) link
http://cargocollective.com/phildesignart/Faces-of-Real-Estate
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 20 December 2013 15:39 (ten years ago) link
he didn't do cotty lowry wtf /612joke
― napgenius (goole), Friday, 20 December 2013 18:35 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQLdhVpLBVE
― am0n, Friday, 20 December 2013 21:24 (ten years ago) link
lol, that's otm
― Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 December 2013 21:39 (ten years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=43650353333
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 20 December 2013 21:54 (ten years ago) link
cosign that video as well.
― Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 December 2013 22:05 (ten years ago) link
the curtain lady is amazing.
― Karl Malone, Friday, 20 December 2013 22:32 (ten years ago) link
<3 curtain lady
― From the Album No Baby for You! (Matt P), Friday, 20 December 2013 22:45 (ten years ago) link
So pretty.
― Alfre, Lord Woodard (Eric H.), Friday, 20 December 2013 22:51 (ten years ago) link
Beautiful, gorgeous curtains for the spring and summah?
― queen bey backers (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 21 December 2013 14:29 (ten years ago) link
would watch a 12 ep 1/2 hour series with this woman enthusing about mundane objectsnext week: oven mitts
― Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 21 December 2013 18:02 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Xy95CtU.jpg
― 乒乓, Saturday, 21 December 2013 20:24 (ten years ago) link
Lonely guy just thinking baout things
― Frothy Discharge (Old Lunch), Saturday, 21 December 2013 21:44 (ten years ago) link
Serious face, is computing the gravitational effects on that bosom.
― StanM, Saturday, 21 December 2013 21:49 (ten years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/f29858c756ba7ec7f1faf183f6488671/tumblr_my81pvH7uw1rr4azqo1_500.gif
― From the Album No Baby for You! (Matt P), Monday, 23 December 2013 06:05 (ten years ago) link
https://31.media.tumblr.com/2788326860b1c28bd7b72d9ed1014329/tumblr_my8lj7kaoL1rownyho1_1280.jpg
― From the Album No Baby for You! (Matt P), Monday, 23 December 2013 06:07 (ten years ago) link
http://les-chacals.tumblr.com/emails sent by "businesses" / bullshit jobs that try to profit from the success of other biz that "will to make it" is amazing: if you got it you don't even need a product or a service.
― Sébastien, Monday, 23 December 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKGA1RDaJJY
― am0n, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 04:21 (ten years ago) link
still lolin @ "Break! A Tina Tickle"
― queen bey backers (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 15:17 (ten years ago) link
idk if this is the best thread but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd5c3Qtcr_w
― queen bey backers (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 29 December 2013 22:40 (ten years ago) link
Oh man we have a whole thread devoted to that I think
― 乒乓, Sunday, 29 December 2013 22:40 (ten years ago) link
pop lock and drop it huey bowwow t-pain rockafire showbizpizza showbizpizzaplace music rap remix
― 乒乓, Sunday, 29 December 2013 22:41 (ten years ago) link
stevie there's a whole doc on netflix now, it isn't done very well, but it's fun to watch
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Sunday, 29 December 2013 22:54 (ten years ago) link
It think it might be off netflix now?
― mh, Monday, 30 December 2013 00:04 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OihpIHUYYU
― am0n, Monday, 30 December 2013 18:05 (ten years ago) link
1.38 wtf
― Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 31 December 2013 04:03 (ten years ago) link
http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/02/us/indianapolis-stolen-brains-ebay/index.html?hpt=hp_t2
― the late great, Friday, 3 January 2014 04:42 (ten years ago) link
http://hover-here.tumblr.com/post/32028662858
― 龜, Friday, 3 January 2014 13:34 (ten years ago) link
Idgi
― lisa 龜 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 3 January 2014 14:45 (ten years ago) link
Whiney what's your most favorite song to hxc dance to
― 龜, Friday, 3 January 2014 14:50 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fi2uETFYybE
― lisa 龜 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 3 January 2014 16:10 (ten years ago) link
Nice. I love DEP
― 龜, Friday, 3 January 2014 16:18 (ten years ago) link
lol @ whiney finding nothing funny in that
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 3 January 2014 16:59 (ten years ago) link
lol @ DEP's horrible music
― am0n, Friday, 3 January 2014 17:00 (ten years ago) link
I've been to metalcore shows and also high school?
― lisa 龜 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 4 January 2014 13:20 (ten years ago) link
http://instagram.com/p/iNHh9vxhre/
― 龜, Sunday, 5 January 2014 13:04 (ten years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=DPKQwfIe5YQ
― pplains, Monday, 6 January 2014 15:10 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPKQwfIe5YQ
― pplains, Monday, 6 January 2014 15:11 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xncCLKC7gY
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Thursday, 9 January 2014 19:20 (ten years ago) link
btw i watched pp's video about 20 times
huge huge lol pp, that was great
― balls, Thursday, 9 January 2014 20:01 (ten years ago) link
youtube legend "Sexman" aka Pruane2Forever's Drive fan film
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQq4QoQFWBw
― latebloomer, Thursday, 9 January 2014 22:42 (ten years ago) link
omg his voice has changed
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Thursday, 9 January 2014 22:44 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1/p480x480/1503451_10103447442190099_1703133455_n.jpg
― queen bey backers (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 15 January 2014 14:46 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/721FFJV.gif
― 龜, Wednesday, 15 January 2014 15:33 (ten years ago) link
Why would the guff be colder than the floor? FAKE
― JLB Credit (Jack BS), Wednesday, 15 January 2014 15:55 (ten years ago) link
ur a butt and guff is off the cuff
― Esteban Buttez (Esteban Buttez), Wednesday, July 6, 2005 8:43 AM (8 years ago)
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Wednesday, 15 January 2014 15:59 (ten years ago) link
Break gifs from 2005 - I say this with much love, d, but step up your lolz game.
― pplains, Wednesday, 15 January 2014 16:09 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMS0O3kknvk
― 龜, Wednesday, 15 January 2014 16:15 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/RYgqqnr.gif
― pplains, Wednesday, 15 January 2014 16:22 (ten years ago) link
i just played this game with kev on blolz after he slandered my excellent name
― this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 January 2014 16:48 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/D7go5WI.jpg
― crüt, Thursday, 16 January 2014 18:14 (ten years ago) link
trigger warning: poop content
http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC/
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 17 January 2014 13:55 (ten years ago) link
jesus christ, since when did gummi bears require warning information
― this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 January 2014 14:10 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/15pdkxW.gif
― 龜, Saturday, 18 January 2014 11:57 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/P3yU3G5.gif
― 龜, Sunday, 19 January 2014 03:07 (ten years ago) link
YES
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 19 January 2014 05:12 (ten years ago) link
http://media.joe.ie/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/wrestling-gif-4.gif
― pplains, Sunday, 19 January 2014 05:39 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/j8EN8CP.png
― 龜, Sunday, 19 January 2014 06:13 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/wjkio24.jpg
(http://imgur.com/wjkio24)
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 20:08 (ten years ago) link
LOL
― flopson, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 20:10 (ten years ago) link
that is very ZS and also very lol
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 20:11 (ten years ago) link
awesome
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 21:46 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4VRFuSyzzc
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 21:56 (ten years ago) link
you can be a true douche with these glasses
― this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 22:18 (ten years ago) link
what the fuck
― charitable remainder unitrust (crüt), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 22:21 (ten years ago) link
>>intrigued<<
― this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 22:21 (ten years ago) link
have you shagged ariane yet?
― charitable remainder unitrust (crüt), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 22:22 (ten years ago) link
egg lettuce chicken
― Aimless, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 22:22 (ten years ago) link
Tim Sowerby
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 22:26 (ten years ago) link
that's real?
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Thursday, January 9, 2014 9:48 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― pplains, Thursday, January 9, 2014 9:53 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― pplains, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 22:30 (ten years ago) link
Seems like a really awesome way to get your ass kicked is by cheating some pool players out of $500 by wearing fancy sci-fi glasses.
"what do you think of these glasses""cool"[voice analyzer: >>lying<<]
― hang son doong (am0n), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 22:45 (ten years ago) link
Twilight Zone where Burgess Meredith breaks his glasses, has to spend life alone not knowing if his salad has eggs in it.
― pplains, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 22:49 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Mg8qbw7.png
― pplains, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 22:52 (ten years ago) link
lol pplains
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 23:05 (ten years ago) link
wait so did those glasses put on that dude's clothes for him or
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 00:27 (ten years ago) link
When you wear the glasses and look at yourself through them they make it look like you have clothes on
Dude was actually naked for the entire video
― 龜, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 00:28 (ten years ago) link
the future is a crazy place
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 00:33 (ten years ago) link
NuClothes by Emperor Technologies
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 00:34 (ten years ago) link
he actually never left his apartment he just stayed at home and masturbated
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 00:43 (ten years ago) link
funny there's only one pair of superpower-bestowing glasses in that whole city and nobody even guesses he might be wearing them, thereby allowing him to make out like a bandit, instead of the other pool players breaking a cue over his head or the cute bartender sneering at his knowing her astrological sign.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 00:46 (ten years ago) link
So the special wireframe effect on his car....I guess we're to take it that the glasses have just augmented a really convertible on top of whatever piece of junk he usually drives?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 01:21 (ten years ago) link
http://i1354.photobucket.com/albums/q686/tinyservants/egglettucechicken_zps40d04738.gif
― slam dunk, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 07:53 (ten years ago) link
lol i was going to put in a request for that exact gif yesterday
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 14:55 (ten years ago) link
one of the guys involved with infinity ar:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/17/steve-mann-attacked-paris-mcdonalds-digital-eye-glass-photos_n_1680263.html
― diamonddave85 (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 15:45 (ten years ago) link
I want to see the part where it analyzes his turd
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 15:56 (ten years ago) link
"Egg, Lettuce, Chicken"
Quick Fact: Gemini
― andrew m., Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:02 (ten years ago) link
wanna believe this is how that scene went down on his face http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/239212/slide_239212_1236819_free.jpg
― this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:38 (ten years ago) link
Laughed along with Noel today, couldn't help ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfNqyjZcleI
― andrew m., Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:09 (ten years ago) link
That's highlights from Noel G commenting on old Oasis videos btw.
http://i.imgur.com/0QH3Hau.jpg
"No! No! Wrong setting! Perp Setting! Perp Setting!"
― pplains, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:34 (ten years ago) link
lol pp
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:35 (ten years ago) link
I'm into these glasses, gr8080. Thank you for bringing them to my attn.
― pplains, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:36 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/9r4jfhq.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:47 (ten years ago) link
*slow clap*
― this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:47 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9GU4P-1AWI
― pplains, Thursday, 23 January 2014 20:22 (ten years ago) link
lol dat back arch
― diamonddave85 (diamonddave85), Thursday, 23 January 2014 20:22 (ten years ago) link
what's with all of these hip brooklyn animals farting all the time
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 23 January 2014 20:33 (ten years ago) link
Holy shit
xps
He angrily grabbed my eyeglass, and tried to pull it off my head. The eyeglass is permanently attached and does not come off my skull without special tools.
I tried to calm him down and I showed him the letter from my doctor and the documentation I had brought with me.
― Je55e, Thursday, 23 January 2014 20:46 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/EDBr2Re.png
― 龜, Friday, 24 January 2014 07:22 (ten years ago) link
Life in Russia
http://i.imgur.com/LjlPKqK.jpg
― i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Friday, 24 January 2014 18:46 (ten years ago) link
surely terry richardson has already done a whole magazine feature predicated on that conceit
― this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 January 2014 19:11 (ten years ago) link
whats the source on that? google search just truns up 1000 unfunny humor sites
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 24 January 2014 19:30 (ten years ago) link
iirc that picture was shown to be a photoshop (saw it on r*ddit some time ago)
― diamonddave85 (diamonddave85), Friday, 24 January 2014 20:05 (ten years ago) link
haaa when i posted my inquiry itt i think i thought i was in the famous photographer thread smdh
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 24 January 2014 20:10 (ten years ago) link
http://opexobo-3yebo.ru/uploads/posts/2008-10/1224786961_luga_1.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 24 January 2014 20:12 (ten years ago) link
that is prime sleuthing
― goole, Friday, 24 January 2014 20:15 (ten years ago) link
i was looking for the original model pic, tbqh.
― pplains, Friday, 24 January 2014 20:21 (ten years ago) link
Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star.
W. Clement Stone
― goole, Friday, 24 January 2014 20:28 (ten years ago) link
You can photoshop reflections? Amazing
― badg, Friday, 24 January 2014 20:51 (ten years ago) link
shops can be pretty sophisticated nowadays, takes a real pro to spot one
― just (Matt P), Friday, 24 January 2014 20:53 (ten years ago) link
http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo305/lejospopo/lake.jpg
^totally fake
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 24 January 2014 20:54 (ten years ago) link
yep. the lake is fake! not there in the og mountains
― just (Matt P), Friday, 24 January 2014 20:56 (ten years ago) link
ive been to dog mountain, it is a pekingese not a pug
― rhyme heals all goons (m bison), Friday, 24 January 2014 20:59 (ten years ago) link
yeah I couldn't figure out where the rest of her arm and legs were if she was lying in a puddle, like is she an amputee or wtf is happening
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 24 January 2014 21:25 (ten years ago) link
the dog?
― this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 January 2014 21:27 (ten years ago) link
that's a good shop technically speaking but it's obviously a shop, their sizing is off.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 24 January 2014 21:31 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/jg2N0QR.gif
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 24 January 2014 21:32 (ten years ago) link
i feel like a fool now. i am a fool!
― i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Friday, 24 January 2014 22:24 (ten years ago) link
it's ok, photoshop can make a fool out of anyone!
― just (Matt P), Friday, 24 January 2014 22:25 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/OY8UDrS.gif
― 龜, Saturday, 25 January 2014 08:25 (ten years ago) link
why would anyone take that unphotoshopped puddle pic?
― Eyeball Kicks, Saturday, 25 January 2014 19:31 (ten years ago) link
ppl take photos of literally everything
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Saturday, 25 January 2014 19:33 (ten years ago) link
https://www.google.com/search?q=photo+of+concrete&client=safari&hl=en&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=vBHkUs2LIsmEogTn0IC4BA&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAA&biw=320&bih=416&dpr=2
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 25 January 2014 19:34 (ten years ago) link
That's actually quite a beautiful GIS page.
― emil.y, Saturday, 25 January 2014 19:40 (ten years ago) link
it reminds me of these photos taken in what looks like Kathmandu that are in endless slideshow on two large flatscreen TVs at the indian restaurant around the corner from me: weird or no focus on anything, just completely baffling why anyone would take them. xp
― just (Matt P), Saturday, 25 January 2014 19:43 (ten years ago) link
that GIS result makes me think of http://dinakelberman.tumblr.com/
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Saturday, 25 January 2014 19:43 (ten years ago) link
god i love that tumblr
― just (Matt P), Saturday, 25 January 2014 19:46 (ten years ago) link
The concrete is lovely. Reminds me of Vija Celmins.
― Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Saturday, 25 January 2014 19:46 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XeEJU-0J-0
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 02:37 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPA846yVdsI
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 07:23 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTYzYpb1MY0#t=44
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 18:56 (ten years ago) link
:D
― Alfre, Lord Woodard (Eric H.), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 19:12 (ten years ago) link
that's awesome
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 19:55 (ten years ago) link
It sounds a little like some Romanian music
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 19:57 (ten years ago) link
Ha!!!
― Fetchboy, Tuesday, 28 January 2014 20:21 (ten years ago) link
It sounds a little like some Romanian music― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, January 28, 2014 1:57 PM (29 minutes ago)
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, January 28, 2014 1:57 PM (29 minutes ago)
Sardinian, too:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPeFfgvcy-I
― Fetchboy, Tuesday, 28 January 2014 20:33 (ten years ago) link
holy shit, that sounds like terry riley
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 21:01 (ten years ago) link
http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/msg/4309082588.html
― the late great, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 17:15 (ten years ago) link
― how's life, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 17:52 (ten years ago) link
ha!
― OPERAION (Matt P), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 18:15 (ten years ago) link
http://www.rhcp2014.com/
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 20:05 (ten years ago) link
https://24.media.tumblr.com/92847a06c455de40e18e270df84f4d86/tumblr_mzrzvjaSHf1qaqcoao1_1280.jpg
― Matt P, Friday, 31 January 2014 01:25 (ten years ago) link
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Be8V-B8CcAAST0x.jpg
― mookieproof, Saturday, 1 February 2014 06:29 (ten years ago) link
https://31.media.tumblr.com/9e29b7028a505943cd7dd1417b314393/tumblr_n07qi4HCv71szg3fso1_400.gif
― flopson, Saturday, 1 February 2014 23:54 (ten years ago) link
hot
― i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Sunday, 2 February 2014 00:38 (ten years ago) link
gooby pls
― hang son doong (am0n), Sunday, 2 February 2014 01:20 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/JtDcY8N.gif
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Monday, 3 February 2014 19:39 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TQt3SyYOWQ
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 18:34 (ten years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/2bf708391e7bc0cf599fa47704860b54/tumblr_my137mJ4Gq1r5j928o1_500.gif
― mh, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 03:08 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/5SyBCx4.png
― 龜, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 10:25 (ten years ago) link
http://twitter.com/devincf/status/430943338498236416/photo/1
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 18:24 (ten years ago) link
https://24.media.tumblr.com/675da93d5276983869adbd423f1cf6af/tumblr_n0c9dm4vOr1rs4x5ro1_250.gif
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 18:39 (ten years ago) link
eyefive.gif
― Eric H., Wednesday, 5 February 2014 19:02 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1503914_10152165413029868_1846396060_n.jpg
― flopson, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 21:22 (ten years ago) link
oh now this is flagrant discrimi- actually fuck it, lol
― imago, Thursday, 6 February 2014 01:11 (ten years ago) link
that's gross and like a few people have done it ever, good try on acting like every niche idea should be celebrated equally tho imago
pretty sure you'd defend any fictional fringe idea as a celebration of humanity's variety, given semi-convincing photo evidence
― mh, Thursday, 6 February 2014 01:16 (ten years ago) link
NEW TREND IN PORTLAND made me lol
― flopson, Thursday, 6 February 2014 18:30 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/56uHdab.png
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Thursday, 6 February 2014 18:58 (ten years ago) link
loooool
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 6 February 2014 19:01 (ten years ago) link
that profile picture, jeez
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 February 2014 19:48 (ten years ago) link
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 7 February 2014 20:21 (ten years ago) link
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/t_original/19ezgwtmmq0nbjpg.jpg
― mh, Friday, 7 February 2014 22:44 (ten years ago) link
like when people are all they scoffed at the internet too
thats a one hot technology every 40 years average
― lag∞n, Friday, February 7, 2014 11:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― i have the new brutal HOOS if you want it (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 8 February 2014 01:29 (ten years ago) link
Original Arpanet/Internet was not a hot technology or even much above tepid until HTML and Mosaic came along.
― Aimless, Saturday, 8 February 2014 01:32 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/bYwMeA4.gif
― 龜, Sunday, 9 February 2014 07:31 (ten years ago) link
!
― föllakzoidberg (electricsound), Sunday, 9 February 2014 09:27 (ten years ago) link
This is turning into A Thing imho - 7 already:
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCK5Lcs_vqSBnYdJb0U5-iBsR1V5FQYYI
― StanM, Sunday, 9 February 2014 19:06 (ten years ago) link
https://twitter.com/davemustaine/status/399224326815113216
― balls, Monday, 10 February 2014 06:11 (ten years ago) link
lmao
― hang son doong (am0n), Monday, 10 February 2014 15:43 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bf42c3pCEAAS8c1.png
― hang son doong (am0n), Monday, 10 February 2014 22:07 (ten years ago) link
http://skippyjif.tumblr.com/post/76099664797/we-have-to-do-this-version-this-summer-i-decree
― 龜, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 06:57 (ten years ago) link
― gbx, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 17:47 (ten years ago) link
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 17:51 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/X3FMqm1.gif
http://i.imgur.com/vHpWeE6.gif
― 龜, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 23:06 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGxt7IKVa_k
― 龜, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 07:05 (ten years ago) link
kinda wanna slap the announcer around a little bit
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 07:07 (ten years ago) link
jesus the sound at .15that' really sorta lol mostly sad
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 07:08 (ten years ago) link
um the orcs have a vague psychological (not a physical) response to sunlight so go to hell
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, February 12, 2014 5:34 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― i have the new brutal HOOS if you want it (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 16:16 (ten years ago) link
you FILTHY CASUAL
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 16:29 (ten years ago) link
http://s.wsj.net/public/resources/images/BN-BL362_0210ho_J_20140210112754.jpg
― vylvyt ylvis (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 16:57 (ten years ago) link
Hello, is it me you're looking for?
http://s.wsj.net/public/resources/images/BN-BL358_0210ho_J_20140210112557.jpg
― vylvyt ylvis (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 16:58 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/4CDn2kn.gif
― 龜, Thursday, 13 February 2014 00:13 (ten years ago) link
Someone is going to die on this show.
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aWZ6RjZ_460sa.gif
― pplains, Thursday, 13 February 2014 01:26 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/c1SuqeJ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/fAY6xhu.png
― 龜, Friday, 14 February 2014 09:13 (ten years ago) link
THE FRESH HELL YALL. "speechlesswitness" teaches u 2 love computers.
― rhyme heals all goons (m bison), Friday, 14 February 2014 12:31 (ten years ago) link
lol @ mimes
― bnw, Friday, 14 February 2014 13:38 (ten years ago) link
Valentine's laffs
http://i.imgur.com/vakPPGm.jpg
― COMME des ÇIGARBOX (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 14 February 2014 20:18 (ten years ago) link
the mime bit seems a bit ripped off from that Allison Brie/Community thing
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Friday, 14 February 2014 20:21 (ten years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/24d5a4e78b686f972191f0317ffdacab/tumblr_mx7udf6ZHt1qft0d0o2_400.gif
― how's life, Sunday, 16 February 2014 21:25 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUY0kOHjaNo
― sent from my butt (harbl), Sunday, 16 February 2014 23:23 (ten years ago) link
:)
― 龜, Monday, 17 February 2014 00:46 (ten years ago) link
"I love you, but that's enough, Lego Man.
― pplains, Monday, 17 February 2014 00:49 (ten years ago) link
the cat wrapping its paw around the guy's lower lip like STOPPPPP IT
― sent from my butt (harbl), Monday, 17 February 2014 00:53 (ten years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 February 2014 01:20 (ten years ago) link
stoppppppp talkiiiiiiiiiiiing
― gbx, Monday, 17 February 2014 01:35 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb8V-CxxADM
― i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Monday, 17 February 2014 20:19 (ten years ago) link
let's try this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icGN07Ecnjs
― i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Monday, 17 February 2014 20:21 (ten years ago) link
The timing
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 February 2014 20:44 (ten years ago) link
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/19fzajmral4eogif/ku-xlarge.gif
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 17 February 2014 22:04 (ten years ago) link
bear say hi to me
― pplains, Monday, 17 February 2014 22:06 (ten years ago) link
been playing the "fuck her right in the pussy" guy in my mind with a lords of acid track underneath it and heavy emphasis on the word RIGHT
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 February 2014 05:54 (ten years ago) link
Cool
― 龜, Tuesday, 18 February 2014 05:55 (ten years ago) link
i know, right?
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 February 2014 05:58 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/WvSZVut.jpg
― 龜, Monday, 24 February 2014 02:24 (ten years ago) link
yesssssss
― holger 2chainz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 24 February 2014 14:41 (ten years ago) link
display name?
― trophy waifu (am0n), Monday, 24 February 2014 16:13 (ten years ago) link
龜
― 龜, Monday, 24 February 2014 16:19 (ten years ago) link
pillow talk
― trophy waifu (am0n), Monday, 24 February 2014 16:30 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLDDvlcNSMo
reaction shots by drivers are funny as hell
― fifty bales of hay (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 00:17 (ten years ago) link
Shabbir Manjee3 hours ago just because these guys are ex military, or doing the national anthem, or playing at a NASCAR event does not make them "good" through the ears of true music appreciators this was horrible, the words were sung off key as hell, the drums and guitars were pretty choppy. Look up the band KISS' version of the star spangled. thats how you do it.Reply · 1
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 00:31 (ten years ago) link
extreme patriotic hits is a mixtape that i need to hear, but i'm unable to make myself
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 00:43 (ten years ago) link
Someone make that last shot into a Zelda-style animated GIF. It looks like he's holding up the Triforce.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 01:36 (ten years ago) link
left and right wingers united by their hatred for Madison Rising, it seems
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 01:53 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhU20FgCAAAiVyN.jpg
― i have the new brutal HOOS if you want it (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 14:30 (ten years ago) link
that's amazing
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 14:31 (ten years ago) link
― goole, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 15:09 (ten years ago) link
aaaah!
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 15:12 (ten years ago) link
chtung
― am0n, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 18:43 (ten years ago) link
that caused irl laughing fit
― Aimless, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 19:24 (ten years ago) link
Dutch tv news, 2012:
http://static2.demorgen.be/static/photo/2012/13/7/5/20120708214249/media_xl_4973510.jpg
― StanM, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 19:32 (ten years ago) link
Garbo Aimless laughs
― Taking Devil's Tower (by mashed potatoes) (WilliamC), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 19:35 (ten years ago) link
I think what really makes the first one is the mischievous look on Netanyahu's face, as though he had been doing it on purpose.
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:00 (ten years ago) link
You see the chancellor and think oh shit, and then your eye goes to the right and you think OH SHIT.
― pplains, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:37 (ten years ago) link
i thought "lol" and "hitler"
― am0n, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:41 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pQAWOCofXo
― 龜, Wednesday, 26 February 2014 12:39 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/kG0mYUC.png
― 龜, Friday, 28 February 2014 05:24 (ten years ago) link
^^^ LIGHTNING CRASHES,
― death and darkness and other night kinda shit (crüt), Friday, 28 February 2014 05:29 (ten years ago) link
A+
― 龜, Friday, 28 February 2014 05:31 (ten years ago) link
http://goldblumretriever.ytmnd.com/
― goole, Friday, 28 February 2014 19:08 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/6DDfZYH.png
― 龜, Monday, 3 March 2014 02:48 (ten years ago) link
hahahahaha amazing!!
― you are clinically deaf and should sell you iPod (stevie), Monday, 3 March 2014 07:04 (ten years ago) link
http://www.thatvideosite.com/v/13400/50-cent-dubbed-over-a-jehovahs-witnesses-trying-to-get-deaf-people-to-stop-masturbating
― pplains, Monday, 3 March 2014 15:51 (ten years ago) link
http://www.stereogum.com/1666803/shy-girls-sittin-up-in-my-room-brandy-cover/mp3s/
― VegemiteG I R L (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 6 March 2014 00:26 (ten years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/3a29ebcb40943a39aea54e6aad5800fb/tumblr_mud0u7qB6X1rwj9pdo3_500.gif
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 6 March 2014 21:05 (ten years ago) link
With you the fur is very strong
― già, ya, déjà, ja, yeah, whatever... (Michael White), Thursday, 6 March 2014 21:23 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/T0aktzE.gif
― pplains, Monday, 10 March 2014 00:44 (ten years ago) link
http://seriousjones.tumblr.com/post/79032306987/cool-tricks-to-share-with-your-kids
― 龜, Monday, 10 March 2014 01:29 (ten years ago) link
sucked.
― perfect puppy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 10 March 2014 03:24 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1896736_596897983721623_1236077564_n.jpg
― scott seward, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 01:42 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0REJ-lCGiKU
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 02:52 (ten years ago) link
http://imgur.com/LAFO6re
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 17:15 (ten years ago) link
man the future looks cool
― am0n, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 17:19 (ten years ago) link
no fedora, no credibility
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 17:44 (ten years ago) link
jacket over printed t-shirt, classic
― have a nice blood (mh), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 17:45 (ten years ago) link
seeing condo development sign next to congress ave sign is depressing as fuck
― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 18:46 (ten years ago) link
every new thing i hear about austin i want to go back less
gawker hasn't declared austin over yet
― have a nice blood (mh), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 19:33 (ten years ago) link
I don't know if this is all over the nation right now, but if I see one more goddam lookit-me-standing-inside-Waterloo instagram/twitpic....
― pplains, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 19:46 (ten years ago) link
ugh h8 waterloo
― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 20:12 (ten years ago) link
having a Tuomas moment trying to figure out what "standing inside Waterloo" means
― death and darkness and other night kinda shit (crüt), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 20:14 (ten years ago) link
abba reference - confirm or deny?
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 20:15 (ten years ago) link
Doesn't sound like either of you are weird enough for Austin.
― pplains, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 20:23 (ten years ago) link
havent been to waterloo since high school, still an overpriced record store right?
― rhyme heals all goons (m bison), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 20:46 (ten years ago) link
TRU WEIRDOS GO TO SAN ANTO, HOOS BACK ME UP ON THIS
― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 21:11 (ten years ago) link
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/161896_51490637161_5731834_n.jpg
― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 21:12 (ten years ago) link
man i'd be fine to live in denton or el paso, but hat tip to san antonians, those are the true pioneers
― een, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 21:30 (ten years ago) link
preferring el paso to san antonio seems sick + weird to me, and i'm required by my hometown to think SA is lame
― 1staethyr, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 21:38 (ten years ago) link
http://newyork.craigslist.org/jsy/tlg/4339526391.html
http://i.imgur.com/rHCW4Mz.png
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 14 March 2014 16:27 (ten years ago) link
who among us is not intrigued?
― Karl Malone, Friday, 14 March 2014 16:34 (ten years ago) link
not cool to prejudice against red eyed rats
― We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 March 2014 16:41 (ten years ago) link
So he's looking for animals who have been domesticated.
― pplains, Friday, 14 March 2014 17:25 (ten years ago) link
those working conditions sound poor, pls alert thread for union rat
― ok google open brazzers (am0n), Friday, 14 March 2014 17:39 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/AzCK1hE.gif
http://i.imgur.com/SOV1FWz.gif
http://i.imgur.com/1vhbJqv.gif
http://i.imgur.com/QMhdTYD.gif
http://i.imgur.com/fKqGHvb.gif
http://i.imgur.com/JtqTdvh.gif
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Saturday, 15 March 2014 21:56 (ten years ago) link
looooool love those
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 15 March 2014 22:08 (ten years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 15 March 2014 22:11 (ten years ago) link
Vladimir Putin Terence Stamp
― Eric H., Sunday, 16 March 2014 00:54 (ten years ago) link
thought the same thing
― balls, Sunday, 16 March 2014 01:20 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj4BFvwwj-o
― StanM, Monday, 17 March 2014 17:16 (ten years ago) link
the shaggs of the celestial harp:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVM5ZIU8TbU
― Karl Malone, Monday, 17 March 2014 20:40 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/rn6cmk7.jpg
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 17 March 2014 20:40 (ten years ago) link
it made me lol but it goes in a seriously evil place by 2:00 inxpost
― Karl Malone, Monday, 17 March 2014 20:41 (ten years ago) link
lol @ illuminate
― Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Monday, 17 March 2014 21:10 (ten years ago) link
At the risk of pplains running some "That's so old" criticism I'm gonna repost this oldie but goodie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-nBWZD6fbI
― 龜, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 00:54 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/KO0xBrt.gif
― 龜, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 01:15 (ten years ago) link
lmao dogs shitting is never not funny
― rhyme heals all goons (m bison), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 01:44 (ten years ago) link
No ones a critic we're friends here.
Besides, any YouTube that namechecks Mark Foley and Dennis Hastert in the first ten seconds is classic material.
Let us know when you find some good Chandra Levy jokes too.
― pplains, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 02:34 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUnIe2tVUrU
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 20:33 (ten years ago) link
does embedding youtubes no longer work or am i just fucking it up?
lose the "s" after "https"
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 20:34 (ten years ago) link
subtle YouTube campaign to sabotage ILX
― PONOPONOPONO (seandalai), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 20:34 (ten years ago) link
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 20:35 (ten years ago) link
i can't figure out or they're acting like that on purpose or not, but they have dozens of vidoes and get 100,000s of views so i'm thinking it's real?
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 20:36 (ten years ago) link
feels like a joanna newsom burn
― ogmor, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 20:48 (ten years ago) link
not sure if it's that or just some common ancestry
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 20:50 (ten years ago) link
ps that is supremely bizarre ty for sharing
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 20:52 (ten years ago) link
another fistpumper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n2dGwYcp9k
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 20:56 (ten years ago) link
last one, sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWlsw-3jTa8
do you think they've ever discussed that look of amazement that they give each other every 10 seconds, or is that an unspoken thing that their DNA forces them both to do?
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 20:59 (ten years ago) link
my favorite moments are when one of them gives the other the look of amazement but the other one isn't looking, so they both go back to looking at their harp and -wait- THERE's the shared look of amazement, everything is ok again
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 21:00 (ten years ago) link
the g'n'r one
― goole, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 21:01 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxytLg7sA5operforming at walkerstalker con
― We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 21:12 (ten years ago) link
1.28 on that one for you zs
― We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 21:13 (ten years ago) link
http://gp6.googleusercontent.com/-mUpHL7NwyEU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAABk/q6uz0s6Up9c/s48-c-k-no/photo.jpgGerry Rains 1 week agoSame comment as before. Gorgeous women playing lovely music. BTW I accidentally deleted where you wanted me to email you. Could you please send it again via Facebook? How about doing Norwegian Wood by Lennon-McCartney (actually Paul McCartney). The Beatles still sell more CDs than anybody else. That includes that "talented LOL) Miley Cyrus and Justin (FU cops) Bieber.
― We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 21:15 (ten years ago) link
i admit that i would go to this show if they played at my local renaissance faire
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 21:15 (ten years ago) link
http://www.carolinagamessummit.com/content/files/harptwins.gif
― We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 21:17 (ten years ago) link
wtf is a kennerly
― FUCK BINGO LET'S COMPASSION (stevie), Thursday, 20 March 2014 09:32 (ten years ago) link
yes vary arousing thank yuo for sharing
― ok google open brazzers (am0n), Thursday, 20 March 2014 16:19 (ten years ago) link
Weren't they that neo nazi band Prussian Blue when they were younger?
― StanM, Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:26 (ten years ago) link
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/t_ku-xlarge2/gu1uzja4ix1bqt1ga1lz.jpg
― ok google open brazzers (am0n), Thursday, 20 March 2014 19:59 (ten years ago) link
cat-attack.rar
― ok google open brazzers (am0n), Thursday, 20 March 2014 20:04 (ten years ago) link
http://seekvines.com/video/1053836964895793152/
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 20 March 2014 22:53 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/8imlyTG.jpg
― love and light (Karl Malone), Sunday, 23 March 2014 23:24 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ITTPPO7.jpg
― 龜, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 02:14 (ten years ago) link
Amazed at which of those four costs the most.
― Eric H., Tuesday, 25 March 2014 02:18 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p6C9QJFSEY
― 龜, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 03:47 (ten years ago) link
http://theworldaccordingtolauradern.tumblr.com/
― "Jiggle It" - 2 in a Zoo (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 18:23 (ten years ago) link
lol thank you
― goole, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 18:46 (ten years ago) link
http://www.sewingandembroiderywarehouse.com/embtrb.htm
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 20:47 (ten years ago) link
― badg, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 21:00 (ten years ago) link
If a problem persists, we recommend that you contactSewing and Embroidery Warehouse
― have a nice blood/orange bitters cocktail (mh), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 21:06 (ten years ago) link
whoa, that was a trip
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 21:12 (ten years ago) link
The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back! It's like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting...
― pplains, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 21:25 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/K8nDVmT.jpg
― 龜, Friday, 28 March 2014 00:54 (ten years ago) link
http://i62.tinypic.com/104rrld.png
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 31 March 2014 00:25 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59L51yWUFiQ
― 龜, Monday, 31 March 2014 08:45 (ten years ago) link
― 龜, Monday, 31 March 2014 08:46 (ten years ago) link
idk have we seen this? idk. ijdk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xIYVw3ZPJk&feature=youtu.be
― fauxpas cola (darraghmac), Monday, 31 March 2014 21:12 (ten years ago) link
a classic.
"how are we not hypnotized??"
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 31 March 2014 21:46 (ten years ago) link
ikr
― fauxpas cola (darraghmac), Monday, 31 March 2014 22:41 (ten years ago) link
seen ages ago. it's brilliant of course
― halber mensch halber keks (imago), Monday, 31 March 2014 22:50 (ten years ago) link
face slide is the damascene moment
Ya
― fauxpas cola (darraghmac), Monday, 31 March 2014 22:59 (ten years ago) link
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=441579955945539&set=a.440997962670405.1073741827.440995536003981&type=1
― ביטקוין (Hurting 2), Thursday, 3 April 2014 20:52 (ten years ago) link
ok wait that's almost certainly a fake dinty moore page
― ביטקוין (Hurting 2), Thursday, 3 April 2014 20:53 (ten years ago) link
yupJoined FacebookApril 1
― ביטקוין (Hurting 2), Thursday, 3 April 2014 20:54 (ten years ago) link
you can taste the hemiola
― We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 April 2014 21:03 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10013748_10151999359671485_265681152_n.jpg
― funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 3 April 2014 23:33 (ten years ago) link
This one's for Whiney http://i.imgur.com/ShNCUfb.gif
― 龜, Friday, 4 April 2014 06:32 (ten years ago) link
I'm sorry but
http://www.reasonsmysoniscrying.com/post/81588317234/things-my-kid-is-drawing-a-jack-in-the-box
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 4 April 2014 16:55 (ten years ago) link
that is terrifying
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 4 April 2014 16:56 (ten years ago) link
UH
― We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 April 2014 19:19 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i_GFrlaStQ
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 4 April 2014 23:42 (ten years ago) link
well, those dogs *loved that!
― there was a definite cool-factor in tupac's hologram (stevie), Saturday, 5 April 2014 06:59 (ten years ago) link
Those dogs are us, the lucky viewer.
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 5 April 2014 14:23 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/CeeFzv7.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 6 April 2014 04:30 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYbe-35_BaA
― am0n, Monday, 7 April 2014 18:41 (ten years ago) link
try that with an iphone in 2014 and get beat down
― I made a grave mistake with my balloon at the end (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 April 2014 18:53 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/dJ3xle0.png
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 7 April 2014 20:24 (ten years ago) link
― caek, Monday, 7 April 2014 20:41 (ten years ago) link
auto bully
― am0n, Monday, 7 April 2014 20:49 (ten years ago) link
Smart Ranch (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadillac_Ranch )
― StanM, Monday, 7 April 2014 21:20 (ten years ago) link
That jack-in-the-box drawing upthread would fit right in as one of the creepy drawings Woody Harrelson's daughter does in True Detective.
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 8 April 2014 10:36 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/CDfCqxq.jpg
― 龜, Wednesday, 9 April 2014 04:33 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/nr0tVJG.jpg
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 18:32 (ten years ago) link
rockets' red glare
― Aimless, Wednesday, 9 April 2014 18:37 (ten years ago) link
"...that our flag was still there -- HEY LOOK!"
― ביטקוין (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 20:29 (ten years ago) link
"…THAT WE STILL HAD A FLAG…"
― andrew m., Wednesday, 9 April 2014 21:26 (ten years ago) link
OH SAY DOES THAT...oh fuck
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 April 2014 01:39 (ten years ago) link
the braves getting their just revenge tbrr
― een, Thursday, 10 April 2014 01:56 (ten years ago) link
Braves & Atlanta
― pplains, Thursday, 10 April 2014 04:29 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k21nZsf6kHM
― del griffith, Friday, 11 April 2014 20:46 (ten years ago) link
oh no
― goole, Friday, 11 April 2014 21:01 (ten years ago) link
― smhphony orchestra (crüt), Friday, 11 April 2014 21:04 (ten years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Can-I-Get-1-Million-Likes-I-Beat-Cancers-Butt/263234157158729
― action bronson pinchot (sanskrit), Friday, 11 April 2014 21:08 (ten years ago) link
beat happening 2k14
― Carl F.A.Y.B.A.N. (lpz), Saturday, 12 April 2014 05:46 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/sN6cyfy.jpg
― markers, Saturday, 12 April 2014 15:00 (ten years ago) link
goatsecoin$
― smooth hymnal (m bison), Saturday, 12 April 2014 15:03 (ten years ago) link
http://37.media.tumblr.com/8db6e47d644a9800f917e43958e5fe51/tumblr_n39eb3tly31r4dzpyo2_250.gif http://37.media.tumblr.com/e992917a4a0530e35ba5282af124cb1b/tumblr_n39eb3tly31r4dzpyo1_250.gif
― mookieproof, Saturday, 12 April 2014 19:58 (ten years ago) link
hahahah yesss
― een, Saturday, 12 April 2014 20:07 (ten years ago) link
dogs with sunglasses are timeless
― brimstead, Saturday, 12 April 2014 20:11 (ten years ago) link
omg the second one
― Corpsepaint Counterpaint (jjjusten), Saturday, 12 April 2014 20:39 (ten years ago) link
tears
― balls, Saturday, 12 April 2014 21:35 (ten years ago) link
Wait for it...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTNKGK7hVhY
― StanM, Sunday, 13 April 2014 15:55 (ten years ago) link
every second of that is awesome
― balls, Sunday, 13 April 2014 16:58 (ten years ago) link
it truly is. I cannot understand how anyone would keep a bird like that as a pet, though.
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 13 April 2014 17:01 (ten years ago) link
i don't know much about birds so i can't read its body language but i hope it's not freaking out or terrified but is instead just walking around badass making a sound that kinda a cross between axl's howl at the beginning of 'welcome to the jungle', odb making that kid throat sound at the beginning of 'goin down', and boredoms in general at the beginning of 'super you'.
― balls, Sunday, 13 April 2014 17:09 (ten years ago) link
According to the owner/guy who uploaded this to r3dd1t, he's 7 months old, had just been fed (spoon and syringe) and wasn't freaking out or hurt or anything.
― StanM, Sunday, 13 April 2014 17:38 (ten years ago) link
Oh, relevance of "7 months old" is that they tend to whine like this around feeding time when they're still this young, btw.
― StanM, Sunday, 13 April 2014 17:43 (ten years ago) link
Seven months old. Hope that guy's ready to own a bird until the Tricentennial.
― pplains, Sunday, 13 April 2014 17:56 (ten years ago) link
i picture the owner reading Taming a Crazy Bird for Dummies at night in a La-Z-Boy recliner, weeping
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 13 April 2014 18:04 (ten years ago) link
https://31.media.tumblr.com/d34ef2c41ea43c2d2637c960f92c75e5/tumblr_n3b2xvJdMm1scn6d0o1_1280.jpg
― mattresslessness, Sunday, 13 April 2014 18:22 (ten years ago) link
Now Leon (right) and Mickey are wed
― sktsh, Sunday, 13 April 2014 20:48 (ten years ago) link
It's a British tabloid = this is all about the "see what kind of right-wing-prejudice-confirming scum they allow to get married now" subtext.
― StanM, Sunday, 13 April 2014 21:14 (ten years ago) link
― a strange man (mh), Sunday, 13 April 2014 21:16 (ten years ago) link
not really. it's the sport. the story is not true. not in a tabloid not true way. i mean it's literally made up.
― caek, Sunday, 13 April 2014 21:22 (ten years ago) link
yeah, sunday sport is tabloid in the same way world weekly news is tabloid - it's all bullshit. they've had cover stories about ww2 bombers on the moon.
― there was a definite cool-factor in tupac's hologram (stevie), Sunday, 13 April 2014 21:36 (ten years ago) link
http://imgur.com/ilEUUVF
yeah this was their most recent hit scoop
― r|t|c, Sunday, 13 April 2014 23:12 (ten years ago) link
2be fair thats a rly cute doggie
― smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 14 April 2014 00:51 (ten years ago) link
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=n1e73r&s=8
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/virgin-media-sex-porn-movie-6949174
― glumdalclitch, Monday, 14 April 2014 01:23 (ten years ago) link
http://oi58.tinypic.com/n1e73r.jpg
― glumdalclitch, Monday, 14 April 2014 01:24 (ten years ago) link
god there is something so magnificent about the phrase "now I suck off dogs for Quavers"
― funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 14 April 2014 02:47 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKjaFG4YN6g&index=5&list=PL3r0xwQOwaLV3IMJv5Mx6iMSRxPpBuoF9
― Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Monday, 14 April 2014 05:27 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKjaFG4YN6g&feature=youtu.be
― Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Monday, 14 April 2014 05:29 (ten years ago) link
but where would the dog get the quavers from??
― there was a definite cool-factor in tupac's hologram (stevie), Monday, 14 April 2014 06:38 (ten years ago) link
― funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, April 13, 2014 9:47 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
oh good, I thought it was just me
― a strange man (mh), Monday, 14 April 2014 13:46 (ten years ago) link
um, finding the phrase magnificent, that is. not the dog sucking-off party.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IAXrxlDK6c
― balls, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 03:55 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Ez2dges.gif
― 龜, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 06:28 (ten years ago) link
mostly sad
― goole, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 14:24 (ten years ago) link
I mostly lol'd :\
― 龜, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 14:31 (ten years ago) link
me too
― a strange man (mh), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 14:52 (ten years ago) link
http://covers1.img-themusic-world.info/000/20/20307.jpg
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 15:03 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF5NGNM1CB0
― StanM, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 17:14 (ten years ago) link
https://twitter.com/MobileCEOs/status/456887105881649152
― a strange man (mh), Thursday, 17 April 2014 21:02 (ten years ago) link
https://twitter.com/MobileCEOs/status/433665000301797376
― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 17 April 2014 21:24 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/cwF46iM.jpg
― 龜, Friday, 18 April 2014 00:47 (ten years ago) link
Haha, I was just thinking about that one the other day.
― pplains, Friday, 18 April 2014 02:15 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10245477_10203288968722197_4990951049843395926_n.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 18 April 2014 03:14 (ten years ago) link
77
― mookieproof, Friday, 18 April 2014 03:19 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BlFYLf6CYAAIDRq.jpg
― goole, Friday, 18 April 2014 16:30 (ten years ago) link
Just realized the name of the troll in that is "biologicaldidbother"
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 18 April 2014 21:39 (ten years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/Sd4ZSI9.gif
― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 19 April 2014 18:00 (ten years ago) link
sidebar: what is the originsl gif?
― it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 19:23 (ten years ago) link
http://i.minus.com/iNMpEaKU59uF7.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDZCZeVaaKE
― pplains, Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:48 (ten years ago) link
cheers pp!
― it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Sunday, 20 April 2014 10:51 (ten years ago) link
wrong video, its this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x35P2wTX0zg
― am0n, Monday, 21 April 2014 04:23 (ten years ago) link
― pplains, Monday, 21 April 2014 13:41 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqsAvKqqf2g
― am0n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 20:40 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/9Oztld3.gif
― 龜, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 13:05 (ten years ago) link
taint
― andrew m., Wednesday, 23 April 2014 15:36 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYURGPiX5Wk
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 25 April 2014 17:55 (nine years ago) link
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:51 (nine years ago) link
the last line
http://i.imgur.com/rWY3N7F.png
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:12 (nine years ago) link
serious lols here
― it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:14 (nine years ago) link
wow.
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:16 (nine years ago) link
dying, dying
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:26 (nine years ago) link
― popchips: the next snapple? (seandalai), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:33 (nine years ago) link
winner
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:35 (nine years ago) link
So dude just lets the girl do all the work and he calls that "fooling around". What a player.
Oh, i forgot, he thanks her. What a stallion.
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:47 (nine years ago) link
i think you missed the joke
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:55 (nine years ago) link
gr8080 even pointed out to look at the last line for you.
― pplains, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 23:28 (nine years ago) link
also, this is the lolz thread
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 01:48 (nine years ago) link
adam bruneau taking a brave stand letting us know he's not very impressed w/ donald sterling
― balls, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 01:57 (nine years ago) link
Hey, the more shit talked about that asshole, the better.
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 02:00 (nine years ago) link
I got the joke I just thought it was also a joke this guy trying to boost his own ego.
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 02:01 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFevH5vP32s
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 02:16 (nine years ago) link
Uploaded on Jan 2, 2009
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 03:00 (nine years ago) link
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, April 29, 2014 9:00 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
More 7th World problems.
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 03:29 (nine years ago) link
― a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 08:06 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZbqAMEwtOE
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 20:25 (nine years ago) link
that's awesome, would watch a show of lolsome depositions
― balls, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 22:40 (nine years ago) link
haha that's awesome
― gbx, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 22:42 (nine years ago) link
Yeah that was going around my law(l) office. I feel like it would have been just fine if they made it a little less "dramatic" because the dialogue kind of speaks for itself.
I've been at depos where we spent like 30 minutes trying to establish a person's basic employment history with a company, like just as a preliminary matter, because we'll ask him "how long did you hold that position" and he'll be like "when you say 'that position'" etc.
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:40 (nine years ago) link
Depositions are actually kind of miserable experiences, and 90% of the ones I've been at have this "forget about it Jake, it's Chinatown" because it's so hard to get a coached dude to admit anything.
Lol, cankles posted this oldie but goodie last week:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td-KKmcYtrM
― pplains, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:15 (nine years ago) link
doing cross examinations was pretty fun from what i remember. there you can pull out all sorts of fun tricks to trip people up. depositions look miserable as hell. sometimes i wonder if I should finally practice law, if it's not already too late.
― Spectrum, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:25 (nine years ago) link
According to partners I work with, you also don't always ask the questions you really want to ask because there's too much risk it will give them a chance to give testimony that cuts against you, which is really frustrating.
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:29 (nine years ago) link
the only people I ever cross examined were idiots, so I'm sure that helped. one lady decided to tell this really long story that made the defense look amazing, except that she was talking about a totally unrelated event. so I just let her rattle on for about 5 minutes before dropping that bomb, and the judge totally lost it on her.
― Spectrum, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:33 (nine years ago) link
yeah part of the problem is that we're always facing super-educated, super-well-coached corporate dudes. (I've never taken one btw, only second chaired a lot of them)
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:34 (nine years ago) link
and I'm also talking about administrative court, so it wasn't tightly regulated or as high-stakes. I hope it isn't too late to get back into law, I haven't had anything to do with it since I graduated in '11 and it was far more enjoyable than what I'm doing now. grass is greener, I guess.
― Spectrum, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:40 (nine years ago) link
that old lawyer fight is great
― gbx, Thursday, 1 May 2014 03:09 (nine years ago) link
Roy D. Mercer, J.D., M.B.A.
― pplains, Thursday, 1 May 2014 04:03 (nine years ago) link
― balls, Thursday, 1 May 2014 04:15 (nine years ago) link
in love with supa hot fire. how have i never seen that before
also i cant believe that's john ennis in the photocopier sketch. he looks really different from his mr. show days
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Sunday, 4 May 2014 00:10 (nine years ago) link
ah so that is him. thought it might be.
― balls, Sunday, 4 May 2014 00:20 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/OJ41xuU.jpg
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Sunday, 4 May 2014 01:50 (nine years ago) link
― imago, Sunday, 4 May 2014 02:07 (nine years ago) link
more like >:D
http://i.imgur.com/PDIXeBR.jpg
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Sunday, 4 May 2014 03:04 (nine years ago) link
loool @ kanye
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 4 May 2014 03:53 (nine years ago) link
that guy on the left is doing the shocker all wrong imo
― StanM, Sunday, 4 May 2014 07:49 (nine years ago) link
http://twitpic.com/e2xgwd
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 4 May 2014 22:57 (nine years ago) link
such nascar
― it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Monday, 5 May 2014 08:24 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/7ccO9TE.gif
― pplains, Monday, 5 May 2014 21:35 (nine years ago) link
lol one of my dogs is like that, i'll toss him a treat and it'll just hit him in the face and he'll just look at me like 'hey thanks for throwing it at my face, great way to give somebody food. asshole.'
― balls, Monday, 5 May 2014 22:37 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/FwUFlud.jpg
― 龜, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 00:41 (nine years ago) link
― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 00:46 (nine years ago) link
Yeah I thought about posting this to the kind of lol mostly sad thread
― 龜, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 00:46 (nine years ago) link
As a way to atone
http://i.imgur.com/3Nkw2v5.jpg
― 龜, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 00:48 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/OlczFx7.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 00:51 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEgtNSBa4Zk
― smhphony orchestra (crüt), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 15:44 (nine years ago) link
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-3O73bjDs4RU/U15oHRuTSHI/AAAAAAAAMTE/XHBN0aYAIs0/google-doctors-that-remove-microchips.jpg
― am0n, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 18:11 (nine years ago) link
http://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/1012567_10203752656883041_3106393726721308251_n.jpg
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 20:29 (nine years ago) link
.________________________.
― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 20:31 (nine years ago) link
and feedin you and feedin you
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 20:56 (nine years ago) link
http://issuehawk.com/igor/2014/05/05/anti-gay-republican-outed-as-former-drag-queen.html
― StanM, Thursday, 8 May 2014 17:14 (nine years ago) link
Wiles wrote “I’d like to apologize to everyone because, unlike the currently appointed NC Senator in District 31, I made mistakes. My job was embarrassing – I had to have a job!"
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 May 2014 18:02 (nine years ago) link
Oct 28, 1998
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 8 May 2014 18:07 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggHWRpsMEmk
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 8 May 2014 19:30 (nine years ago) link
the washington free beacon is some wingnut shit but that's pretty funny
― balls, Thursday, 8 May 2014 19:35 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/1TUaJrk.png
― 龜, Friday, 9 May 2014 02:23 (nine years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/0e37155cabeaf51e47fb585c00bc5239/tumblr_n4m1xwyeUU1sqimnwo1_500.jpg
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdf8nmA6Q21qzocx4o1_1280.jpg
And finally,
http://www.clker.com/cliparts/y/h/A/i/r/d/white-rectangle-hi.png
http://37.media.tumblr.com/4488ca555624ca44d70459a251cc51e8/tumblr_mu8xzeZY9x1qbrtsbo1_1280.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 9 May 2014 04:09 (nine years ago) link
you sir, had a productive day
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 May 2014 04:30 (nine years ago) link
The house was quiet.
― pplains, Friday, 9 May 2014 04:34 (nine years ago) link
― it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Friday, 9 May 2014 06:14 (nine years ago) link
shouldn't be funny but kind of is:https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10261956_10154109006945576_6801126343037329970_n.jpg
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 May 2014 13:53 (nine years ago) link
pp how long did you google "scared kid"
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 9 May 2014 14:13 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10345848_453635081448967_3433250107035362786_n.jpg
― funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 9 May 2014 17:14 (nine years ago) link
http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/tyrese-is-hip-hops-first-billionaire/
― goole, Friday, 9 May 2014 20:40 (nine years ago) link
omg the perplexed comments on the Grantland piece really make it special
― chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Friday, 9 May 2014 20:46 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/0rAkT3o.gif
― 龜, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:48 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBJU9ndpH1Q
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 15 May 2014 19:03 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Juoz02XgqaE
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 15 May 2014 19:27 (nine years ago) link
hey ron / hey billy is my college life in a nutshell
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 May 2014 23:14 (nine years ago) link
What was the 2nd one? Already removed
― 龜, Friday, 16 May 2014 00:10 (nine years ago) link
it was this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfJJ4-AUyYg
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 16 May 2014 01:44 (nine years ago) link
Wow!!!
― schwantz, Friday, 16 May 2014 01:47 (nine years ago) link
http://deadspin.com/boy-pulls-off-the-smoothest-foul-ball-trick-to-impress-1578118307
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Sunday, 18 May 2014 14:44 (nine years ago) link
"It is the play of the game."
― pplains, Sunday, 18 May 2014 17:03 (nine years ago) link
We all could learn so many douchey moves from this young PUA in training
― nitro-burning funny car (Moodles), Sunday, 18 May 2014 19:51 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nztzwMiQTaI
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 19 May 2014 03:26 (nine years ago) link
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 19 May 2014 03:38 (nine years ago) link
looool
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 May 2014 03:41 (nine years ago) link
ON THE SPOT DICESPIN
the way "person" just hangs onscreen while he says "C" is devastating
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 19 May 2014 03:46 (nine years ago) link
goddddddddddddddddddddd im cringing
― smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 19 May 2014 04:13 (nine years ago) link
If I were on for that show I'd honestly guess "The World's Fastest Dad"
― 龜, Monday, 19 May 2014 04:49 (nine years ago) link
^ me too
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 May 2014 05:05 (nine years ago) link
his face after the texas a&m girl gets "achilles" right
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 19 May 2014 11:31 (nine years ago) link
oh this is so excruciating
― funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 19 May 2014 12:29 (nine years ago) link
getting beat by an aggie is never a fun moment.
― pplains, Monday, 19 May 2014 13:23 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7PQgtfKJzc
― Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Monday, 19 May 2014 13:28 (nine years ago) link
but he still won. that makes me feel a bit better.
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 19 May 2014 14:31 (nine years ago) link
ON-THE-SPOT DICESPIN
― hella good Jewish homies (DJP), Monday, 19 May 2014 14:45 (nine years ago) link
Me and my buddy World's Fastest Car are always making on-the-spot Dicespins
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 19 May 2014 14:56 (nine years ago) link
IN THE SPIT, DICKSPUN
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 May 2014 14:56 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFegdkTZXD0
― am0n, Monday, 19 May 2014 14:58 (nine years ago) link
OH!
― Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Monday, 19 May 2014 15:08 (nine years ago) link
It occurs to me that maybe he thought it was WORLD'S FASTEST CAT
― 龜, Monday, 19 May 2014 15:24 (nine years ago) link
World's fastest cat? Oh I know him
― hella good Jewish homies (DJP), Monday, 19 May 2014 15:27 (nine years ago) link
ZZ Top appear in the novel as a group of Texan socialists searching through a sporting goods store for leotards. They're in the company of a friend, the wrestler Hulk Hogan. A conversation develops at the leotard rail in which ZZ Top and Hogan disagree about Michel Foucault's positive reaction to the 1979 Iranian revolution. Hogan (the most socialist of the friends) suggests that ZZ Top may have been distracted from geopolitics at the time by the recording of Degüello, their debut album for Warner Brothers. To be honest, I've never heard any of ZZ Top's music, and I don't intend to. I just put them in because they seem like the most stereotypically American group ever. Later in the novel Kraftwerk's Florian Schneider and ZZ Top's Billy Gibbons ("brothers turned sour with rancourous rivalry") face off with spears. I won't spoil things by telling you who wins.
― famous instagram God (waterface), Monday, 19 May 2014 15:36 (nine years ago) link
A conversation develops at the leotard rail in which ZZ Top and Hogan disagree about Michel Foucault's positive reaction to the 1979 Iranian revolution.
this may be the most amazing sentence I've ever read
― hella good Jewish homies (DJP), Monday, 19 May 2014 15:37 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ccgnilD.png
― 龜, Monday, 19 May 2014 15:40 (nine years ago) link
Kraftwerk are actually characters in the book. They visit Summerville, South Carolina—where most of the action takes place—in a Mercedes 600 and have a conversation about cuisine in a Tastee Freez. Florian Schneider bought a Mercedes 600 in the mid-1970s for 25,000 Deutschmarks. Kraftwerk's presence in the book is important: they represent the idea that Europe is several decades ahead of America, and that many of the "American" symbols of modernity—skyscrapers, freeways, even the hamburger and denim—are actually European inventions. The nemesis of Kraftwerk, in the book, is ZZ Top.
― famous instagram God (waterface), Monday, 19 May 2014 15:41 (nine years ago) link
determined what waterface is quoting. well, yup, that makes sense.
― a strange man (mh), Monday, 19 May 2014 18:07 (nine years ago) link
i thought he was going to for THE WORLD'S FASTEST CAT as well
― aaliyah papi (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 19 May 2014 23:53 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/LWF3krn.gif
― 龜, Friday, 23 May 2014 13:18 (nine years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/84b9f86f44100103e4a0cb1c98e128e6/tumblr_n5nxfeoxYc1qzj7lyo1_500.jpgsmall lolz
― mookieproof, Friday, 23 May 2014 19:38 (nine years ago) link
I can't really figure out what's going on in that GIF
― aaliyah papi (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 23 May 2014 19:49 (nine years ago) link
dude asked for toilet paper from the other stall and rubbed Nutella on dude's hand when he passed it under the partition, simulating getting creamy shit all over the good Samaritan's hand
― On-the-spot Dicespin (DJP), Friday, 23 May 2014 19:57 (nine years ago) link
i think we should just close up ilx for the weekend right there
― markers, Friday, 23 May 2014 20:14 (nine years ago) link
oh I didn't see the hand-smear! That's gross.
― aaliyah papi (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 23 May 2014 20:37 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/S1P1EBZ.gif
― 龜, Monday, 26 May 2014 02:00 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/sriZft4.jpg
― 龜, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 08:03 (nine years ago) link
― eat sock become sock (electricsound), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 08:14 (nine years ago) link
Post-Workout Power Move
― aaliyah papi (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 15:25 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8jsDWV8YpQ
― am0n, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 22:39 (nine years ago) link
yikes
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 22:48 (nine years ago) link
hey pree ladee
― am0n, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 22:50 (nine years ago) link
I'm trying to conceive of that somehow being a sly viral campaign "hey look how bad this commercial is share with your friends haha!" but it feels a little too *off* to be deliberate somehow. IDK.
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 23:03 (nine years ago) link
Yeah I'm not watching these commercials strictly for that reason. I see enough commercials when I don't have to click 'play'.
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 23:08 (nine years ago) link
i don't even own a play button
― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 23:10 (nine years ago) link
hey pree ladee― am0n, Tuesday, May 27, 2014
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 23:59 (nine years ago) link
http://dailyjournalonline.com/gallery/pics-bone-hole-getting-special-attention/collection_34f508ad-8c9b-5e82-9fd2-c352ae87938d.html
― Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:14 (nine years ago) link
i grew up in that town
― go to evangelical agonizing eternal hell (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:18 (nine years ago) link
oh my
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:19 (nine years ago) link
NA where did you see that link, out of curiosity? i would love if the one thing that anyone ever connected with farmington was that story
― go to evangelical agonizing eternal hell (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:20 (nine years ago) link
Does everyone have a large bonehole there
― famous instagram God (waterface), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:21 (nine years ago) link
are there stories about the bonehole? tales? legends?
yes to your first question, and we don't like to talk about it
― go to evangelical agonizing eternal hell (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:22 (nine years ago) link
Silence of the Bonehole
― famous instagram God (waterface), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:24 (nine years ago) link
this is why when a stranger goes to a dive bar in a small town in the middle of nowhere, everyone just stares
― go to evangelical agonizing eternal hell (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:27 (nine years ago) link
"Do they know about our bonehole?"
― famous instagram God (waterface), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:28 (nine years ago) link
the unspoken, urgent question on the patrons' minds: did you hear about the thing that we all have
― go to evangelical agonizing eternal hell (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:28 (nine years ago) link
exactly
Legends of the Bonehole
― famous instagram God (waterface), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:30 (nine years ago) link
― go to evangelical agonizing eternal hell (Karl Malone), Wednesday, May 28, 2014 10:20 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I was using a news story about St. Louis for work and that showed up as one of the other "stories of interest" for that newspaper.
― Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:31 (nine years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/hUX0ibKniIm
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 18:56 (nine years ago) link
i'm reading this 15 feet from roberta's
― le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, May 29, 2014 8:03 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
is there a line or were you asked to leave?
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Thursday, May 29, 2014 8:04 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 29 May 2014 20:45 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ROh9Gt5.jpg
― 龜, Friday, 30 May 2014 01:08 (nine years ago) link
^ Two classics combine to be even classicer
― 龜, Friday, 30 May 2014 01:09 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38v51JvIv0A
― am0n, Friday, 30 May 2014 15:55 (nine years ago) link
https://maps.google.com/maps?q=Cartagena,+Colombia&hl=en&ie=UTF8&ll=10.420343,-75.544428&spn=0.000005,0.002368&sll=15.454166,18.732207&sspn=32.703711,38.803711&oq=cartagena&t=h&gl=us&hnear=Cartagena,+Bol%C3%ADvar,+Colombia&z=19&layer=c&cbll=10.42033,-75.544385&panoid=qe1GjjNscDXWbhyIqMUuYA&cbp=12,61.77,,0,13.66
― Griðian and friðian and takin' the piðian (Michael White), Friday, 30 May 2014 16:35 (nine years ago) link
https://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/thumb/854834656.gif
― Dan I., Friday, 30 May 2014 18:59 (nine years ago) link
Warning: loud.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV6EP9bBbac
― StanM, Saturday, 31 May 2014 03:56 (nine years ago) link
(Btw, the one that hits the player only comes into view at the 5 second mark)
― StanM, Saturday, 31 May 2014 04:36 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/5y6Ecd7.jpg
― 龜, Saturday, 31 May 2014 06:38 (nine years ago) link
failing @ exams, winning @ life
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 31 May 2014 12:13 (nine years ago) link
Frise
― StanM, Saturday, 31 May 2014 12:30 (nine years ago) link
those r/a's are masterful
― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 31 May 2014 15:47 (nine years ago) link
come fruse
― Just nutted on some dude (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 31 May 2014 16:53 (nine years ago) link
real or fake, that cracks me up regardless
― Just nutted on some dude (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 31 May 2014 16:55 (nine years ago) link
True or false, even
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 31 May 2014 17:53 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/3VU3uaU.gif
― 龜, Sunday, 1 June 2014 03:36 (nine years ago) link
truly one of the greatest moments of professional sc2
― nap time, my time (karl...arlk...rlka...lkar...), Sunday, 1 June 2014 03:48 (nine years ago) link
Hahaha is that a SC2 progamer
― 龜, Sunday, 1 June 2014 03:54 (nine years ago) link
yep, the most notorious bad boy of sc2, he had a rude 'tude
― nap time, my time (karl...arlk...rlka...lkar...), Sunday, 1 June 2014 03:59 (nine years ago) link
went by idra
― nap time, my time (karl...arlk...rlka...lkar...), Sunday, 1 June 2014 04:00 (nine years ago) link
Oh fuck I know Idra
― 龜, Sunday, 1 June 2014 04:01 (nine years ago) link
I mean, I know of him. I got SC2 a few months ago N I been watching youtube
That high five just blinked away from him
i love that you can see his awareness of the gif he'd just created
― nap time, my time (karl...arlk...rlka...lkar...), Sunday, 1 June 2014 04:07 (nine years ago) link
it passes over his face as a nauseated microexpression
― nap time, my time (karl...arlk...rlka...lkar...), Sunday, 1 June 2014 04:08 (nine years ago) link
at that time his every move was scrutinized endlessly by posters on message boards
― nap time, my time (karl...arlk...rlka...lkar...), Sunday, 1 June 2014 04:09 (nine years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/MJIbp5eWmQ6
― pplains, Sunday, 1 June 2014 16:55 (nine years ago) link
haaaha awesome
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 June 2014 17:02 (nine years ago) link
nothing says not being with that fufu man shit like taking topless selfies
― Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 June 2014 18:10 (nine years ago) link
NV, it's a take on this memehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E3zBnYeq3U
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 1 June 2014 19:26 (nine years ago) link
i'm so behind the times.
brak kak ka
― pplains, Sunday, 1 June 2014 19:34 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hdIwGcOL9o
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 1 June 2014 21:45 (nine years ago) link
― Sufjenga Cat Giffin (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 1 June 2014 21:56 (nine years ago) link
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Sunday, 1 June 2014 22:14 (nine years ago) link
― pplains, Sunday, June 1, 2014 7:34 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
pplains the otmarker
― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 2 June 2014 13:50 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao_pfkzx1BU
― Spectrum, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 02:41 (nine years ago) link
shut up little man
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 02:51 (nine years ago) link
Mark Borchardt filming?
― Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 03:02 (nine years ago) link
"You're using extremities in public"
― it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 10:55 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgEkDWRb9IM
― pplains, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 15:43 (nine years ago) link
aw that's mean
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 15:49 (nine years ago) link
It's ok, forks, it wasn't a real owl.
http://31.media.tumblr.com/842821c03ace71bf60683298d2b35076/tumblr_mzzjdcEpFJ1qhatz5o1_500.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 15:51 (nine years ago) link
wrong thread p
I AM OWL MAN
― goole, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 15:53 (nine years ago) link
holy cow, I knew there was an owl thread, but didn't know about an OWL MAN thread.
Kids have been playing Lego Batman lately. Had no idea there was also a Manbat.
― pplains, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 15:57 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/J3bdAdO.jpg
― macklin' rosie (crüt), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 16:05 (nine years ago) link
horrifying
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 16:21 (nine years ago) link
is that josh brolin?
― balls, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 16:27 (nine years ago) link
not as funny as your gif but here's another awkward pro-gamer high five gif http://fat.gfycat.com/EvergreenWhimsicalIncatern.gif
― diamonddave85 (diamonddave85), Thursday, 5 June 2014 00:12 (nine years ago) link
https://31.media.tumblr.com/5e45933e55dbdc697901a34932d49acf/tumblr_n6o2npDCn81rownyho1_400.gif
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 5 June 2014 00:34 (nine years ago) link
http://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/b833c55a611b92cb5b45c6b499705b80/tumblr_mpbn0woEHc1qz8bvfo2_r1_1280.jpg
― mookieproof, Thursday, 5 June 2014 01:23 (nine years ago) link
H expandsthings get spottierballs develop wednesday and thursdaythen the flooding downpour threat shifts
now back to you
― flatizza (harbl), Thursday, 5 June 2014 01:54 (nine years ago) link
http://www.lovesgarfield.com/garfield_how_to_sell_a_garfield_collection.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHV5GX0Fxqk
Transcript for How to Sell a Garfield Collection Video: How to sell Your Garfield CollectionHi. I’m Robert Kothe. My wife, Cathy and I own the website LovesGarfield.com Loves Garfield.com features only a small part of Cathy’s extremely large Garfield Collection. We were also the hosts of the 13th annual Garfield Collectors Convention on Long Island New York in 2011. Because of the high visibility of our website LovesGarfield.com, we often get many E-mails asking us what is the best way to sell a Garfield collection. That is the purpose of this video. Some people who ask us are actually the collectors themselves. Some People inherited the collection, and other people are just helping out a friend or family member. Because of this large gap in Garfield knowledge, I will start with the basics. First How do you know what is valuable or not? Except for a few consistently high selling items, it is our experience that Garfield collectors will usually go after what makes them smile and what they are interested in. Because of this observation, items may sell for much more than expected because someone really wanted it . . . and other items might not sell for much even if it is an original 1978 Garfield Plush. We find that Garfield collectors sometimes have themes. For example, my wife tends to purchase beach themed and boating themed items for some day that we own a second house in Florida. One collector, likes Garfield cowboy themed items. Another person, gravitates towards Clocks and mugs. A fellow collector on Long Island has every Christmas ornament ever made as well as the full Christmas village and Christmas sculptures. Another collector will buy anything with Garfield and Golf. And some people might only buy Odie, Arlene, or Pookie collectables and not Garfield. Because of this wide level of taste and interest it is almost impossible to pre-appraise Garfield Items. I previously said that there are a few items that consistently sell pretty well. These Items Include: Enesco Ceramics, The Oreo Cookie Jar, The Garfield Lava Lamp, Large Di-cast cars including The Christmas Tree TruckThe Styfe Bear,The Spirit of 76 StatueGarfield CrystalsAnd The Christmas Village with all 10 piecesHow do you know the relative ages of Garfield items? I laugh when I go to a flea market and the vendors try to tell me that something was made in 1978 because it says Copyright 1978. The reason that it is funny is that most Garfield items made actually say Copyright 1978 even if it is made yesterday. This fact is just a legal thing. It is worth knowing that if a Piece says Copyright United Features Syndicates it was probably made between 1978 and 1993. The 1993 is according to Wikipedia. I was not 100% sure about the date that Paws Incorporated purchased back the full rights to the character. These Days, Paws Incorporated, Owned by the creator of Garfield, Jim Davis, holds all of the rights and licenses to his creation. Therefore if it says Copyright 1978 Paws Inc. It was made between 1993 and present day. Some Items say the actual creation year such as the Garfield Toilet Seats made in 1996. So how do you estimate the age of a Garfield item? Well the answer is in Garfield’s Eyes. Early Garfield’s had 2 separate, smaller, eyes that did not touch. As the strip progressed in years, the eyes got larger and closer together. Story goes that this is because when newsprint got more expensive, news papers tried to save money by making the funnies smaller and on fewer pages. Jim Davis had to draw the more expressive facial features larger so that people would understand the comedy in the cartoon. With the basics out of the way. . . What is the best way to sell a Garfield collection? No matter what you have to take pictures of the items you wish to sell. Written descriptions alone are relatively worthless. If you said Garfield Pez Dispenser for sale, for example, the question is which one. There were dozens of Garfield Pez dispensers made and some were only different because of the color of the handle. A picture is truly worth 1000 words. Do you have to take a picture of every item individually? The answer is no if you plan on selling them as a lot. What is a lot? A lot is the name for a group of items being sold together. You might want to sell many smaller items together in order to combine shipping or to make it worth the buyers while to pay for shipping. Who wants to pay $2.00 in shipping for a fifty cent pencil eraser? So you might sell the pencil eraser, 5 pez dispensers, a Garfield ruler and 10 Garfield pencils, for example as a single listing. This might fetch 10 to 20 dollars instead of 50 cents and justify paying shipping. Finally . . . where is the best place to sell Garfield Items? If you are looking to sell your entire collection all at once, your local Craigslist.com is probably your best bet. Potential buyers will want to see the collection first hand to decide if they want to purchase it. Cathy and I bought out someone’s entire collection of over 350 pieces. We looked at it first in person, and picked it up ourselves with a rental trailer. CraigsList.com is also a good place to sell larger less Mobil or fragile items since they can be picked up in person or carefully transported. To sell smaller lots of items or individual items your best bet is to sell it on ebay.com.Ebay.com is the world’s most popular on-line auction website. If you are looking to get top dollar you want to use a popular website to get in front of the most potential buyers. Less known auction sites are not in your best interest. If you are in close proximity to the Garfield Gathering, an annual Garfield collectors convention, you can get a table at the swap meet and sale. This is a less likely option since we only meet one time per year and so far it has spanned between Texas and the year Cathy and I hosted, Long Island New York. What are the odds of you selling a collection from Pennsylvania in June and the convention turns out to be near you in Pennsylvania? With that said, if you happen to coincidentally be close to an upcoming Garfield Gathering it is worth being in front of some of the countrie’s most aggressive collectors. The worst place to sell a collection is at a garage sale. The likeliness to run into a high-end collector on the one weekend you decide to have a sale is ridiculous. The most important point is you need to be realistic. It is possible that what you paid for an item is the most it will ever be worth. A $30 plate from Danbury Mint might only re-sell for $15 to $20. There is no guarantee that an item goes up in value. You need to be realistic. Most Garfield collectors already have enough Garfield’s to last them a lifetime. I know we do. We are not about to pay $15,000 for a collection just because that is what you estimate you spent over the last 30 years. Don’t be surprised if you only get $1,000 if you sell it all at once. If you break it into individual on-line sales and “Lots” of multiple items you may get $7,000 to $18,000 if you have the time and patience to list it over time and ship all over the country. Finally, Cathy and I are still happy to speak with you first about what you are selling. We may be interested in a few individual items if the price is fair but it is unlikely that we would pay top dollar for entire collections. Call me at (631) 427-3292 if you want to talk and need some advice. We are always happy to help. We are less likely to answer every Email since there is no guarantee that every message to us makes it past the spam filter. If we did not return your email it is possible we did not get it. On behalf of Cathy and myself, we hope this helps you, and thanks for watching the video. Check out www.LovesGarfield.com and our YouTube page for more information. Good luck Selling.
How to sell Your Garfield Collection
Hi. I’m Robert Kothe. My wife, Cathy and I own the website LovesGarfield.com Loves Garfield.com features only a small part of Cathy’s extremely large Garfield Collection. We were also the hosts of the 13th annual Garfield Collectors Convention on Long Island New York in 2011.
Because of the high visibility of our website LovesGarfield.com, we often get many E-mails asking us what is the best way to sell a Garfield collection. That is the purpose of this video.
Some people who ask us are actually the collectors themselves. Some People inherited the collection, and other people are just helping out a friend or family member. Because of this large gap in Garfield knowledge, I will start with the basics.
First How do you know what is valuable or not?
Except for a few consistently high selling items, it is our experience that Garfield collectors will usually go after what makes them smile and what they are interested in. Because of this observation, items may sell for much more than expected because someone really wanted it . . . and other items might not sell for much even if it is an original 1978 Garfield Plush.
We find that Garfield collectors sometimes have themes. For example, my wife tends to purchase beach themed and boating themed items for some day that we own a second house in Florida.
One collector, likes Garfield cowboy themed items. Another person, gravitates towards Clocks and mugs. A fellow collector on Long Island has every Christmas ornament ever made as well as the full Christmas village and Christmas sculptures. Another collector will buy anything with Garfield and Golf. And some people might only buy Odie, Arlene, or Pookie collectables and not Garfield.
Because of this wide level of taste and interest it is almost impossible to pre-appraise Garfield Items.
I previously said that there are a few items that consistently sell pretty well. These Items Include: Enesco Ceramics, The Oreo Cookie Jar, The Garfield Lava Lamp, Large Di-cast cars including The Christmas Tree TruckThe Styfe Bear,The Spirit of 76 StatueGarfield CrystalsAnd The Christmas Village with all 10 pieces
How do you know the relative ages of Garfield items?
I laugh when I go to a flea market and the vendors try to tell me that something was made in 1978 because it says Copyright 1978. The reason that it is funny is that most Garfield items made actually say Copyright 1978 even if it is made yesterday. This fact is just a legal thing.
It is worth knowing that if a Piece says Copyright United Features Syndicates it was probably made between 1978 and 1993. The 1993 is according to Wikipedia. I was not 100% sure about the date that Paws Incorporated purchased back the full rights to the character.
These Days, Paws Incorporated, Owned by the creator of Garfield, Jim Davis, holds all of the rights and licenses to his creation. Therefore if it says Copyright 1978 Paws Inc. It was made between 1993 and present day.
Some Items say the actual creation year such as the Garfield Toilet Seats made in 1996.
So how do you estimate the age of a Garfield item? Well the answer is in Garfield’s Eyes. Early Garfield’s had 2 separate, smaller, eyes that did not touch. As the strip progressed in years, the eyes got larger and closer together. Story goes that this is because when newsprint got more expensive, news papers tried to save money by making the funnies smaller and on fewer pages. Jim Davis had to draw the more expressive facial features larger so that people would understand the comedy in the cartoon.
With the basics out of the way. . . What is the best way to sell a Garfield collection?
No matter what you have to take pictures of the items you wish to sell. Written descriptions alone are relatively worthless. If you said Garfield Pez Dispenser for sale, for example, the question is which one. There were dozens of Garfield Pez dispensers made and some were only different because of the color of the handle. A picture is truly worth 1000 words.
Do you have to take a picture of every item individually? The answer is no if you plan on selling them as a lot.
What is a lot? A lot is the name for a group of items being sold together. You might want to sell many smaller items together in order to combine shipping or to make it worth the buyers while to pay for shipping. Who wants to pay $2.00 in shipping for a fifty cent pencil eraser? So you might sell the pencil eraser, 5 pez dispensers, a Garfield ruler and 10 Garfield pencils, for example as a single listing.
This might fetch 10 to 20 dollars instead of 50 cents and justify paying shipping.
Finally . . . where is the best place to sell Garfield Items?
If you are looking to sell your entire collection all at once, your local Craigslist.com is probably your best bet. Potential buyers will want to see the collection first hand to decide if they want to purchase it. Cathy and I bought out someone’s entire collection of over 350 pieces. We looked at it first in person, and picked it up ourselves with a rental trailer.
CraigsList.com is also a good place to sell larger less Mobil or fragile items since they can be picked up in person or carefully transported.
To sell smaller lots of items or individual items your best bet is to sell it on ebay.com.
Ebay.com is the world’s most popular on-line auction website. If you are looking to get top dollar you want to use a popular website to get in front of the most potential buyers. Less known auction sites are not in your best interest.
If you are in close proximity to the Garfield Gathering, an annual Garfield collectors convention, you can get a table at the swap meet and sale. This is a less likely option since we only meet one time per year and so far it has spanned between Texas and the year Cathy and I hosted, Long Island New York. What are the odds of you selling a collection from Pennsylvania in June and the convention turns out to be near you in Pennsylvania? With that said, if you happen to coincidentally be close to an upcoming Garfield Gathering it is worth being in front of some of the countrie’s most aggressive collectors.
The worst place to sell a collection is at a garage sale. The likeliness to run into a high-end collector on the one weekend you decide to have a sale is ridiculous.
The most important point is you need to be realistic. It is possible that what you paid for an item is the most it will ever be worth. A $30 plate from Danbury Mint might only re-sell for $15 to $20. There is no guarantee that an item goes up in value.
You need to be realistic. Most Garfield collectors already have enough Garfield’s to last them a lifetime. I know we do. We are not about to pay $15,000 for a collection just because that is what you estimate you spent over the last 30 years. Don’t be surprised if you only get $1,000 if you sell it all at once. If you break it into individual on-line sales and “Lots” of multiple items you may get $7,000 to $18,000 if you have the time and patience to list it over time and ship all over the country.
Finally, Cathy and I are still happy to speak with you first about what you are selling. We may be interested in a few individual items if the price is fair but it is unlikely that we would pay top dollar for entire collections. Call me at (631) 427-3292 if you want to talk and need some advice. We are always happy to help. We are less likely to answer every Email since there is no guarantee that every message to us makes it past the spam filter. If we did not return your email it is possible we did not get it.
On behalf of Cathy and myself, we hope this helps you, and thanks for watching the video. Check out www.LovesGarfield.com and our YouTube page for more information. Good luck Selling.
― 龜, Thursday, 5 June 2014 11:02 (nine years ago) link
Cathy?http://testdb.msmagazine.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Cathy-Comic1.jpg
― it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Thursday, 5 June 2014 11:30 (nine years ago) link
Dare someone to try the "this fact is just a legal thing" line in court. It sounds like an end of episode matlock gotcha moment
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 5 June 2014 12:16 (nine years ago) link
Garfield Crystals
― am0n, Thursday, 5 June 2014 14:13 (nine years ago) link
The Holy Grail, boys.
http://images.cloud.worthpoint.com/wpimages/images/images1/1/0207/11/1_e4d17fc244f32c9b9df373842166e601.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 5 June 2014 14:36 (nine years ago) link
Saw one listing that advertised it as circa. 1978 and immediately I thought, no way, just look at the eyes...
― pplains, Thursday, 5 June 2014 14:37 (nine years ago) link
My family owned a Hallmark store in the 80s. Just think, if I could've saved all that Garfield stuff, I'd stand to make at least a thousand dollars.
― pplains, Thursday, 5 June 2014 14:39 (nine years ago) link
that garfield toilet seat is sooooo 90's
― am0n, Thursday, 5 June 2014 14:39 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/x5pn741.jpg
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 5 June 2014 14:41 (nine years ago) link
^^^selling on ebay for $35
how much for this nermal buttplug
― am0n, Thursday, 5 June 2014 14:42 (nine years ago) link
Deathdrone xxp
― 龜, Thursday, 5 June 2014 14:51 (nine years ago) link
^ First thing I thought of too.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 5 June 2014 14:53 (nine years ago) link
I'm taking this to the next Garfield convention for appraisal.
http://www.whatacharacter.com/g-o/h0205143.jpg
It's a '78, just look at the eyes!
― pplains, Thursday, 5 June 2014 14:53 (nine years ago) link
many nermal buttplug buyers in abu dhabi
― Sufjenga Cat Giffin (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 5 June 2014 14:53 (nine years ago) link
― caek, Thursday, 5 June 2014 17:17 (nine years ago) link
This laugh is just a funny thing.
― am0n, Thursday, 5 June 2014 18:08 (nine years ago) link
Why does the copyright always say 1978? I never saw Peanuts toys copyright 1950.
http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0937/3.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 5 June 2014 18:14 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIdcgjRu5DY
― 龜, Friday, 6 June 2014 22:58 (nine years ago) link
feats of dexterity and technical prowess that make you feel awed and inadequate
― Who whom kissed? (imago), Saturday, 7 June 2014 19:36 (nine years ago) link
http://instagram.com/p/o8xRkkJzRi/
― troy na'vi (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 7 June 2014 21:42 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGz9QmirLBE
― Spectrum, Sunday, 8 June 2014 05:54 (nine years ago) link
xp: let's see Danny Carey try THAT.
― underrated aerobies I have flung (how's life), Sunday, 8 June 2014 09:42 (nine years ago) link
More funnies with Joanna Angel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRF0RaKFWRA
― Three Word Username, Sunday, 8 June 2014 11:42 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_mR9pxPUO0
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 18:51 (nine years ago) link
Sorry to harsh the lolz, but the other porn star in Spectrum's video is Hailey Paige, who died in 2007 under suspicious circumstanceshttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haley_Paige
― Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 18:56 (nine years ago) link
i genuinely did not get that was from a porn video.
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 18:58 (nine years ago) link
Oh, well I recognized Joanna Angel (I went to school with her btw) and James Deen (who is pretty famous), and I happened to know who she was too. But I really don't know hundreds of porn stars by name, I swear!
― Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 19:00 (nine years ago) link
That is completely fucking depressing.
― how's life, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 19:01 (nine years ago) link
suuuuure
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 19:01 (nine years ago) link
i know deen from the canyons and the GQ/Esquire/whatever profiles that proliferated a year ago when i guess he wanted mainstream work but i sure couldn't have recognized him in that video.
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 19:02 (nine years ago) link
I recognized Joanna Angel 'cause I had seen her on that 7 Second Delay video and because THEY PUT HER NAME ON THE DAMN SCREEN IN THE FIRST VIDEO POSTED. She's also super cute.
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 19:10 (nine years ago) link
this is the essential james deen piece, highly recommended:
http://magazine.good.is/articles/what-women-want
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 19:11 (nine years ago) link
Yeah I recognized him immediately. We had a big discussion about him on one of the lady threads once.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 19:37 (nine years ago) link
Also, the ladies and the overall vibe just kinda looked porny? Like I'm sorta surprised anyone wouldn't realize that even just from the clip.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 19:38 (nine years ago) link
seemed like college students goofing off but i guess if i had watched through to the end (as i did this time) and got to the part where he slaps the chick and then jams her face in his crotch, there's a little hint
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 19:39 (nine years ago) link
Ya'll didn't get LOGJAMMIN' vibes from that vid immediately?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiJ7o5oftWs
― 龜, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 19:42 (nine years ago) link
is this where we pretend our only familiarity w/ porn is something we read once in the sunday times magazine?
― balls, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 20:24 (nine years ago) link
I am familiar with the word "porn" from my Women's Studies classes, but I do not believe I have ever seen any.
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 20:29 (nine years ago) link
Pretty sure there's a guy with a coffee mug fetish who just had the best day of his life.
― pplains, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 20:35 (nine years ago) link
yeah the only bummer (well before the end and now you know the rest of the story) from that clip was suspicion that lemons might apparently be a thing for some people
― balls, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 20:37 (nine years ago) link
Lemons? I'm talking about the Today Show clip.
― pplains, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 20:39 (nine years ago) link
ok just watched the today show clip and huge lol at kathie lee getting in dude's face after pushing over his mugs
― balls, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 20:41 (nine years ago) link
x-post - oh you know they are. Everything is a thing for SOMEBODY.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 20:41 (nine years ago) link
http://www.fox19.com/story/25751955/hamilton-man-arrested-again-for-having-sex-with-pool-float
http://wxix.images.worldnow.com/images/25751955_BG1.jpg
― am0n, Thursday, 12 June 2014 14:52 (nine years ago) link
the full t-shirt
http://sportsmasher.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/20140611-160949-58189237.jpg
http://jezebel.com/woman-who-shot-missile-into-car-has-most-florida-name-e-1589467389
― schwantz, Thursday, 12 June 2014 16:35 (nine years ago) link
Then it's not just an ironic t-shirt.
― Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Thursday, 12 June 2014 16:39 (nine years ago) link
http://weirdudenergy.tumblr.com/post/88388543153/i-hope-people-have-seen-this-i-dont-even-know-its
― 龜, Thursday, 12 June 2014 16:58 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/wb2WOBm.gif
― 龜, Thursday, 12 June 2014 17:20 (nine years ago) link
awesome, a robot that simulates a baby feeding you Cheetos
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Thursday, 12 June 2014 17:23 (nine years ago) link
Some good stuff here: http://www.clickhole.com/
― schwantz, Thursday, 12 June 2014 19:30 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/MPI3TAD.gif
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 16 June 2014 19:37 (nine years ago) link
― Naamloze vennootschap (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 June 2014 19:50 (nine years ago) link
I hope that's from a show and I hope you tell me the name of the show so I can go home and watch it.
― pplains, Monday, 16 June 2014 20:01 (nine years ago) link
Yeah it's from the PBF guy
― 龜, Monday, 16 June 2014 20:04 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_XaJdDqQA0
― 龜, Monday, 16 June 2014 20:05 (nine years ago) link
http://37.media.tumblr.com/01dbce9951ca062cd98ba1de7c9feaae/tumblr_mljazhAwEe1qhzfaeo7_400.gif
― pplains, Monday, 16 June 2014 20:11 (nine years ago) link
http://31.media.tumblr.com/cf86d2818f904fa044e75cd606d18b9a/tumblr_mhufx3btuO1qct1yto1_1280.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 02:36 (nine years ago) link
"I don't even own a monitor."
― Every post you make is dripping with failure (stevie), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 07:58 (nine years ago) link
there it is
― dn/ac (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 08:36 (nine years ago) link
aw. why bother with a monitor when you have a kitty cat and yorkshire terrier poster?
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 10:07 (nine years ago) link
hahaha thats all he was going to look up anyway
― smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 14:12 (nine years ago) link
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--lzOkX9ZS--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/771368561840715662.gif
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 16:36 (nine years ago) link
^ meme material
― macklin' rosie (crüt), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 16:50 (nine years ago) link
the way he thrusts his arms into the air without breaking eye contact with the camera is killing me
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 17:39 (nine years ago) link
for a split second i thought that was glenn greenwald
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 23:44 (nine years ago) link
i know, its clickhkhole so lols are to be expected, but OMG
http://www.clickhole.com/video/if-you-grew-calvin-hobbes-you-need-watch-right-now-318
― Every post you make is dripping with failure (stevie), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 09:19 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/sWm4MYd.gif
― 龜, Wednesday, 18 June 2014 11:41 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/bZpx5sw.jpg
― 龜, Wednesday, 18 June 2014 11:49 (nine years ago) link
― how's life, Wednesday, 18 June 2014 11:55 (nine years ago) link
timing
― Every post you make is dripping with failure (stevie), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 12:10 (nine years ago) link
idgi
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 18:55 (nine years ago) link
oh that's gross
i thought it was a tail
Just from those rotten see-saws alone, you could tell it's a shitty playground.
― pplains, Wednesday, 18 June 2014 18:58 (nine years ago) link
It's jumping up at him! Clench!
― StanM, Wednesday, 18 June 2014 18:59 (nine years ago) link
x-post - lol
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 19:29 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKfFWcLCLJw
― 龜, Wednesday, 18 June 2014 21:24 (nine years ago) link
http://37.media.tumblr.com/bfbb26e083b3bf67981301b34770abd4/tumblr_mvu8h11Qjv1qzo3c9o1_500.jpg
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 19 June 2014 20:00 (nine years ago) link
love it
― gbx, Thursday, 19 June 2014 20:11 (nine years ago) link
So stealing that.
― Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 June 2014 20:39 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10393921_10152120004411179_5335192086559684607_n.jpg
― scott seward, Saturday, 21 June 2014 17:50 (nine years ago) link
bronies more jabronies
― it's not a fedora, it's a trill bae (m bison), Saturday, 21 June 2014 17:58 (nine years ago) link
haha more like jabronies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxe1WHCjfZE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxXSHDdlh_E
― 龜, Sunday, 22 June 2014 12:17 (nine years ago) link
Fantastic
― Sufjan Grafton, Sunday, 22 June 2014 15:15 (nine years ago) link
0^0
― Every post you make is dripping with failure (stevie), Sunday, 22 June 2014 16:01 (nine years ago) link
arghhhhh
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Sunday, 22 June 2014 18:08 (nine years ago) link
That's amazing. I would have died.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 23 June 2014 12:44 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jun/23/us-student-rescued-giant-vagina-sculpture-germany
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2014/6/23/1403513127464/The-student-waits-to-be-r-001.jpg
― Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Monday, 23 June 2014 18:33 (nine years ago) link
The mayor of Tübingen told the Süddeutsche Zeitung newspaper that he struggled to imagine how the accident could have happened, "even when considering the most extreme adolescent fantasies. To reward such a masterly achievement with the use of 22 firefighters almost pains my soul."
― Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Monday, 23 June 2014 22:25 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/s526x296/10479081_10101485778739545_1278266640824041936_n.jpg?oh=2087dbc87f1e455a4f1fe3bd9cc14363&oe=54124492&__gda__=1412521092_d41270061e6a8744c8e44497024cac79
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 20:10 (nine years ago) link
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 20:51 (nine years ago) link
Do wonder how much he could get if he sold that username tho
― 龜, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 20:52 (nine years ago) link
I appreciate
― leave the web boys alone (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 21:05 (nine years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/MtZ2xhIjDPe
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 01:44 (nine years ago) link
rofl
― gbx, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 02:09 (nine years ago) link
ahahahahaha
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 12:31 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/michaeljhudson/status/480914591786868736
― mh, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 13:46 (nine years ago) link
― how's life, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 13:47 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/6BCdL5l.jpg
― 龜, Thursday, 26 June 2014 11:06 (nine years ago) link
sup
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 June 2014 12:14 (nine years ago) link
When you want to play HORSE but you're a little short on time.
― how's life, Thursday, 26 June 2014 12:16 (nine years ago) link
reminds me of air bud 2
― action bronson pinchot (sanskrit), Thursday, 26 June 2014 12:46 (nine years ago) link
Oh DEER that's funny! ;)
― del griffith, Thursday, 26 June 2014 14:14 (nine years ago) link
Sleeper contender for #2 pick (get it)
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 June 2014 14:44 (nine years ago) link
http://i.cdn.turner.com/nba/nba/teamsites/images/legacy/bucks/bango_page_200x300.png
― ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Thursday, 26 June 2014 16:18 (nine years ago) link
dude's got some sick antles
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:49 (nine years ago) link
orbkeeper
― guwop (crüt), Thursday, 26 June 2014 19:03 (nine years ago) link
I do remember my cousin playing me the "Shout at the Devil" LP and arguing w his dad that it was actually anti-Satanist cuz they were shouting AT the devil, not WITH the devil. for what that's worth.
― Οὖτις, Friday, June 27, 2014 6:21 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― estela, Thursday, 26 June 2014 20:29 (nine years ago) link
― balls, Thursday, 26 June 2014 20:31 (nine years ago) link
shout out to my man the devil
― ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Thursday, 26 June 2014 21:30 (nine years ago) link
say what up to u mans satan
― 龜, Thursday, 26 June 2014 23:40 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/1C0FNPW.gif
― ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Friday, 27 June 2014 01:51 (nine years ago) link
Hee hee!
― schwantz, Friday, 27 June 2014 04:47 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdGnaID07ls
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 28 June 2014 01:31 (nine years ago) link
*fart*
― gbx, Saturday, 28 June 2014 01:57 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/opew4KP.jpg
― guwop (crüt), Saturday, 28 June 2014 23:21 (nine years ago) link
probably a truth bomb too, sadly
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Sunday, 29 June 2014 05:24 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ebaW29P.jpg
― Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Sunday, 29 June 2014 11:19 (nine years ago) link
wau
― do u like green ez & jam (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 June 2014 11:34 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_odiaqfylk
― 龜, Sunday, 29 June 2014 11:46 (nine years ago) link
Comments are also some classic nerd lolz
― 龜, Sunday, 29 June 2014 11:47 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwfLgXJpQd0
― ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Sunday, 29 June 2014 22:22 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg0pMbc7Opk
― 龜, Monday, 30 June 2014 00:40 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/uzEKyNZ.gif
― ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Monday, 30 June 2014 16:00 (nine years ago) link
xpost - thats awesome
― ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Monday, 30 June 2014 16:04 (nine years ago) link
terrifying gif
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 30 June 2014 19:06 (nine years ago) link
reminds me of this
http://imgbit.com/images/cb9f6e98b41261534012.jpg
― ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Monday, 30 June 2014 20:37 (nine years ago) link
am0n's youtube up there gave me a fair lol
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 00:25 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/kuCzVAA.jpg
― 龜, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 11:35 (nine years ago) link
― how's life, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 11:35 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/FskpPzt.jpg
― StanM, Thursday, 3 July 2014 19:27 (nine years ago) link
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 3 July 2014 19:29 (nine years ago) link
― which was retweeted by (imago), Thursday, 3 July 2014 19:30 (nine years ago) link
been done before but never not gr8
PP, have you seen that before?
― 龜, Thursday, 3 July 2014 19:31 (nine years ago) link
About three years ago.
― pplains, Thursday, 3 July 2014 20:51 (nine years ago) link
But I wasn't going to say anything.
http://i.imgur.com/8caIJK6.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 3 July 2014 21:45 (nine years ago) link
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 3 July 2014 23:24 (nine years ago) link
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
― cpt navajo (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 July 2014 23:42 (nine years ago) link
oh god
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 7 July 2014 03:24 (nine years ago) link
dying
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Monday, 7 July 2014 04:02 (nine years ago) link
OK which of you made this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPuI_pbCYOI
― 龜, Monday, 7 July 2014 10:34 (nine years ago) link
very impressed by how little he moves the rest of his body
― odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Monday, 7 July 2014 13:34 (nine years ago) link
Apropos glitch:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Br6A92PCQAAHqKK.jpg
― Fiddler on a hot tin roof (ed.b), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 15:14 (nine years ago) link
hahahahahahaha
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 15:16 (nine years ago) link
Is that really a "glitch" or someone being funny? It's hard for me to imagine there's actually a movie about a troll figurine roaming the countryside eating garbage.
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 15:18 (nine years ago) link
doesn't seem to be listed here.
http://www.tv.com/shows/trollz/episodes/
― how's life, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 15:36 (nine years ago) link
the dish/directv copywriters get cute
i swear the descrip for a lil wayne all day lineup on fusetv said something like "Lil Wayne shows us his musical and other talents. All day. Really."
― goole, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 15:50 (nine years ago) link
its from conan
― max, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 17:21 (nine years ago) link
http://instagram.com/p/qR2zAQMsgJ/?modal=true
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 10 July 2014 17:35 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5K8yMxGtEI
http://alexandrasellers.com/spoken-cat-book/
― 龜, Sunday, 13 July 2014 00:22 (nine years ago) link
ran google video searches for an hour after watching this looking for suppressed vaudeville era catfighting footage
― schlump, Sunday, 13 July 2014 02:15 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/5QmuLE1.jpg
― 龜, Monday, 14 July 2014 22:31 (nine years ago) link
https://soundcloud.com/ryan-block-10/comcastic-service
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 21:11 (nine years ago) link
http://thefilmexperience.net/storage/1990s/glengarry-lemmon.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1307043425101
― Daphnis Celesta, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 21:17 (nine years ago) link
Astonishing.
― a biscuit/donut hybrid called “bisnuts” (stevie), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 21:23 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS5uAqV4c2s&hd=0
― wenus villiams (qiqing), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 00:28 (nine years ago) link
shame it wasn't a horse
― Daphnis Celesta, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 00:53 (nine years ago) link
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ4c54rCJ_k&feature=kp
― ed.b, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 04:13 (nine years ago) link
I mean...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ4c54rCJ_k&feature=kp
― ed.b, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 04:14 (nine years ago) link
― chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 04:26 (nine years ago) link
I don't know why he swallowed that fly.
I'd be fine if he died.
― a biscuit/donut hybrid called “bisnuts” (stevie), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 06:35 (nine years ago) link
http://streeteasy.com/building/the-beresford/3j
Flip through the pictures.
― Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 19:16 (nine years ago) link
hahaha wat.
thanks for no spoiler.
― pplains, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 19:37 (nine years ago) link
Yeah I have no idea what that's about.
― Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 19:54 (nine years ago) link
wow
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 19:55 (nine years ago) link
lol!
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 19:56 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOimTfNR110
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 20:00 (nine years ago) link
Regarding that streeteasy link posted by NAhttp://slodive.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/white-backgrounds/whitebackground.jpghttp://slodive.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/white-backgrounds/whitebackground.jpg
http://slodive.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/white-backgrounds/whitebackground.jpg
My first thought was "why are they photoshopping all of those in there?" until I realized oh, they're photoshopping them out.
There's one where you can see two birds on a dresser in the "clean" version. Hey, they found one they could leave untouched! Until you get to the next one and there are even animals placed right behind the birds on the same dresser.
Very disappointed in the kitchen and bathrooms.
― pplains, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 20:04 (nine years ago) link
Yeah I thought they looked Photoshopped because they look like the fake pics in Onion articles.
― Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 20:09 (nine years ago) link
But why Photoshop them all out and then post the original pictures too?
who wants to buy that place with me
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 20:10 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztUiXjq5I00
― 龜, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 20:12 (nine years ago) link
But why Photoshop them all out and then post the original pictures too?― Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, July 16, 2014 3:09 PM (3 minutes ago)
― Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, July 16, 2014 3:09 PM (3 minutes ago)
probably because it would be unethical to show heavily photoshopped photos in a real estate listing without disclosing so?
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 20:14 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/hmwTfEn.gif
― pplains, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 20:17 (nine years ago) link
― Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 20:19 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/MKeXpCG.png
― 龜, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 20:38 (nine years ago) link
s abt to d into ms
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 21:41 (nine years ago) link
Man once I saw the shovel about to dig into the mounds of dirt, I can't unsee it
― 龜, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 21:44 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Klg-dLZxy8E
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 22:47 (nine years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=802569823108061
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 22:49 (nine years ago) link
I was just about to post the Joaquin Phoenix vid gr8080 posted. You have to watch it with your head tilted to the left for full effect (or rotate the video)
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 17 July 2014 02:09 (nine years ago) link
"they were sad too!"
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 July 2014 02:09 (nine years ago) link
You have to watch it with your head tilted to the left for full effect (or rotate the video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkFGPd_-l-o
― ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Thursday, 17 July 2014 18:32 (nine years ago) link
my siblings and I would do this all the time laying upside down on the couch
― chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 17 July 2014 19:25 (nine years ago) link
just saw someone wearing this
http://www.theblackandwhite.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/osama-t-shirt-2-1024x685.jpg
― ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Friday, 18 July 2014 15:09 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/SheaSerrano/status/490172054528729088
― mookieproof, Friday, 18 July 2014 17:21 (nine years ago) link
http://magnum-mania.com/Video/Macaw_Attack.html
― andrew m., Monday, 21 July 2014 14:07 (nine years ago) link
Been watching an unhealthy amount of Magnum P.I. of late. This is from S3. I love this show unconditionally.
― andrew m., Monday, 21 July 2014 14:08 (nine years ago) link
Only way that could've been any better is if she had looked at Higgins at the end and said, "Magnum told me I have AIDS."
― pplains, Monday, 21 July 2014 14:10 (nine years ago) link
There's been a whole string of these goofy episodes in the middle of season 3. I know what you're thinking: They're all goofy! But usually they break it up with some serious eps involving Nam memories in soft focus or some shit. Anyway, it's been very rewarding.
― andrew m., Monday, 21 July 2014 14:20 (nine years ago) link
serious eps involving Nam memories in soft focus or some shit
THESE WERE SO GOOD
― goole, Monday, 21 July 2014 15:01 (nine years ago) link
Saw on imdb.com that it didn't go off the air until 1988. You've got a long road in front of you, friend.
― pplains, Monday, 21 July 2014 15:04 (nine years ago) link
wow, that macaw scene really happened
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 July 2014 15:07 (nine years ago) link
Like that time no one believed Enos saw a flying saucer until Flash cornered a space alien sitting in the back of the General Lee.
― pplains, Monday, 21 July 2014 15:11 (nine years ago) link
huhhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVQ0fvsv1DU
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 July 2014 15:16 (nine years ago) link
i never realized how much the dukes of hazzard lifted from commedia dell'arte
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 July 2014 15:17 (nine years ago) link
You didn't think I was joshing you, did you?
― pplains, Monday, 21 July 2014 15:27 (nine years ago) link
how did Higgins know how to say "a life of servitude is meaningless; you might as well fling your worthless avian body into the propeller blades of a helicopter" in Macaw
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Monday, 21 July 2014 16:07 (nine years ago) link
it comes up.
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 July 2014 16:24 (nine years ago) link
Dan, you have to see the whole ep for context. He is not speaking Macaw. He is mimicking a peregrine falcon in attack mode. It was an ornithologically heavy episode, and it was established in the first several minutes that this was the only bird call in which Higgins was fluent. It was one of the great foreshadows in television history, clearly.
― andrew m., Monday, 21 July 2014 19:01 (nine years ago) link
amazing post
― goole, Monday, 21 July 2014 19:07 (nine years ago) link
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Monday, 21 July 2014 19:21 (nine years ago) link
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/3354466/magnum-pi-o.gif
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 21 July 2014 19:27 (nine years ago) link
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--HZTmcS_O--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/b1v2mzopfsjoyi8mfyut.jpg
― ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Monday, 21 July 2014 19:32 (nine years ago) link
selfie after auschwitz
― mattresslessness, Monday, 21 July 2014 19:35 (nine years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/should-auschwitz-be-a-site-for-selfies
― pplains, Monday, 21 July 2014 20:02 (nine years ago) link
please tell me before i click if that's borowitz
― goole, Monday, 21 July 2014 20:03 (nine years ago) link
i saw a couple take a selfie at dachau with one of those sticks to hold your phone further away from you for selfies
they didn't smile tbf
― caek, Monday, 21 July 2014 20:04 (nine years ago) link
It's not Borowitz.
It also includes this correction at the bottom:
Clarification: An earlier version of this post described the Nazi death camps as “Poland’s.” Though the camps are located in Poland, they were established and operated by Nazi Germany.
― pplains, Monday, 21 July 2014 20:05 (nine years ago) link
Where did this idea come from that a "selfie" is somehow a different animal than asking someone else to take a picture of you?
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Monday, 21 July 2014 20:09 (nine years ago) link
assumed that NYer url was a joke
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 21 July 2014 21:26 (nine years ago) link
not to fart up the lolz thread w/discussion but hurting in case u haven't seen u may enjoy
http://thenewinquiry.com/essays/the-disconnectionists/
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 21 July 2014 21:30 (nine years ago) link
my girlfriends brother just came back from a trip around europe and the first thing he said about the month long journey was 'i saw so many bloody selfies at auschwitz and didn't know how to react, it was crazy'
― a hoy hoy, Monday, 21 July 2014 22:13 (nine years ago) link
Not entirely analogous , but you see that at ground zero all the goddamn time and it always makes me grit my teeth
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 01:52 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/5htvmar.png
^^ Oklahoma City Murrah Memorial
― pplains, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 02:33 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/54MPq1A.png
http://i.imgur.com/LeyUG3C.png http://i.imgur.com/scqjYE6.png
― pplains, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 02:34 (nine years ago) link
In full disclosure, I have no problem with any of those, save the OKC guy.
― pplains, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 02:35 (nine years ago) link
Anyway. Back on track, check this post out from a buddy of mine:
Christian dudes patting themselves on the back for not stealing my phone, which I left at my neighborhood cafe. Uh, thanks but I knew it would be at the counter. Love you, too...
http://i.imgur.com/gXtDvuV.jpg
VIDEO -> www.instagram.com/p/qpoA0CrE3w/embed
― pplains, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 02:40 (nine years ago) link
― ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 14:37 (nine years ago) link
I'm still back on "#sad #president #jfk #nobama"
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 16:26 (nine years ago) link
as is the FBI
― chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 17:17 (nine years ago) link
x marks the shot
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 17:22 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/EKwIsx9.png
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 20:09 (nine years ago) link
love that
― ogmor, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 20:34 (nine years ago) link
haha that's great
― gbx, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 20:52 (nine years ago) link
thats so good
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 20:55 (nine years ago) link
#lad
― goole, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 20:56 (nine years ago) link
ha! love it
― andrew m., Wednesday, 23 July 2014 15:20 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/S0Dx8QG.gif
― 龜, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 15:52 (nine years ago) link
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 15:53 (nine years ago) link
So true.
― You are exactly why people root for the apes (Eric H.), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 16:29 (nine years ago) link
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 18:02 (nine years ago) link
http://sociali.st/
im dying
im dead
"organize the things you love"
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 22:03 (nine years ago) link
Sounds like another $10b facebook acquisition...
― schwantz, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 22:08 (nine years ago) link
jesus
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 22:28 (nine years ago) link
"History repeats ... first as tragedy, then as farce"
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 22:33 (nine years ago) link
4:20 PM
― guwop (crüt), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 22:35 (nine years ago) link
you'll be able to listen to your "Post-90s Pop Punk Hits" playlist anywhere
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 23:39 (nine years ago) link
Great ideas don't just come from celebrities.
― andrew m., Thursday, 24 July 2014 03:54 (nine years ago) link
This time it was a headline, next time it could be...
http://i59.tinypic.com/e7o39j.jpg
― StanM, Thursday, 24 July 2014 09:35 (nine years ago) link
"This bridge is the key to our city." said one fictional New Yorker in our heads as we tried to fill this text box.
― StanM, Thursday, 24 July 2014 09:47 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLoqti0lzAw
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Monday, 28 July 2014 01:51 (nine years ago) link
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/more-engaging-copy-for-the-ten-commandments
MORE ENGAGING COPY FOR THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.BY DAVID TATE- - - -YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT GOD SAID TO THIS MAN…What You Need to Know Now About the Lord Totally Being GodAt the Beginning He Had Me Confused, But by Minute Two I Knew That I Shouldn’t Have Other Gods.Are You Making This Common Mistake with Graven Images?How I Work: Read This Life Hack from God Your Only Creator.She Admitted to Doing What Every Sunday?Seven Morning Habits of People Holier Than You: #7 No Killing Before Lunch.37 Things in Your Bedroom That You Need to Get Rid of Right Now, Like Adulteresses.What the Government Doesn’t Want You to Know About Stealing Your Neighbors Servants.This Little Girl Bore False Witness and the Results Will Shock You.Doctors Hate Her But You Shouldn’t Covet Her.
BY DAVID TATE
- - - -YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT GOD SAID TO THIS MAN…
What You Need to Know Now About the Lord Totally Being GodAt the Beginning He Had Me Confused, But by Minute Two I Knew That I Shouldn’t Have Other Gods.Are You Making This Common Mistake with Graven Images?How I Work: Read This Life Hack from God Your Only Creator.She Admitted to Doing What Every Sunday?Seven Morning Habits of People Holier Than You: #7 No Killing Before Lunch.37 Things in Your Bedroom That You Need to Get Rid of Right Now, Like Adulteresses.What the Government Doesn’t Want You to Know About Stealing Your Neighbors Servants.This Little Girl Bore False Witness and the Results Will Shock You.Doctors Hate Her But You Shouldn’t Covet Her.
― schwantz, Monday, 28 July 2014 16:40 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qppNUocRVM
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 21:34 (nine years ago) link
fake, car's shadow doesn't move
― caek, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 21:39 (nine years ago) link
faek
― ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 22:33 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVSPripAc5Y
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 31 July 2014 16:08 (nine years ago) link
http://38.media.tumblr.com/70ce7d72c94c83487d4c1a1886c043a9/tumblr_n9n2c0PhOI1qep5zro1_400.jpg
― ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Friday, 1 August 2014 18:35 (nine years ago) link
fake, a door is never that far away from the toilet bowl.
― StanM, Friday, 1 August 2014 19:30 (nine years ago) link
-PRRRT-
― dilligaf escape plan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 1 August 2014 21:31 (nine years ago) link
what is that from? looks like modern humorist style
― dilligaf escape plan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 1 August 2014 21:32 (nine years ago) link
apparently adapted from miguel noguera's work
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 August 2014 21:51 (nine years ago) link
http://www.izbyshki.ru/post-news2014/upload/2014-06/432955ac30be7ec_1465_g1vuat0i7nc.jpg
― ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Friday, 1 August 2014 22:34 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10563049_10152268695587285_2388282893502139302_n.jpg
― the late great, Sunday, 3 August 2014 07:46 (nine years ago) link
JustBurglarThings™
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Sunday, 3 August 2014 22:29 (nine years ago) link
wow thats good
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 4 August 2014 04:45 (nine years ago) link
this might be old but new to me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cds7lSHawAw
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 4 August 2014 22:18 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs_-emj1qR4
― 龜, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 01:29 (nine years ago) link
i grew up on a cow farm. cattle are fascinated by music. i would occasionally serenade them with pop covers and they would pull up in big groups. It was my katy perry moment.
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 01:45 (nine years ago) link
holy shit the baby video. I love when there's something that's been around for 3.5 years and has been watched 18 million times and I've never seen it before.
― joygoat, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 05:50 (nine years ago) link
That cow video is amazing
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 05:53 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz5TGN7eUcM
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 17:54 (nine years ago) link
better than stephen a smith already
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 17:56 (nine years ago) link
That kid rules.
― schwantz, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 18:42 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ZGsB0GA.gif
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 18:45 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/10593178_10152559255339242_6586214461103442408_n.jpg
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 18:51 (nine years ago) link
hoo boy
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 18:54 (nine years ago) link
can we not have both?
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 19:51 (nine years ago) link
give me libety or give me dearth!
― wmlynch, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 20:19 (nine years ago) link
LIBETY OR APPARENTLY?
― 龜, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 21:45 (nine years ago) link
http://i57.tinypic.com/dr9rfd.gif
― StanM, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 21:58 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ZGsB0GA.gifhttp://i1354.photobucket.com/albums/q686/tinyservants/velvvetjones_zps85b18b53.gif
― slam dunk, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 00:02 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDpvHAWBt4k
― 龜, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 11:56 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/oI2TLYY.gif
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 14:38 (nine years ago) link
― Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 14:42 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/m3FkBsT.gif
― ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:20 (nine years ago) link
That looks creepy as hell. Vote no lolz.
― andrew m., Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:40 (nine years ago) link
http://gleeson666.tumblr.com/post/93843337325/balinese-cigarettes-arent-doing-a-very-good-job
http://i.imgur.com/gzSUW4N.jpg
Balinese cigarettes aren’t doing a very good job with the non smoking ads, that guy looks cool af
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:46 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/NmsPkI3.jpg
― 龜, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 19:14 (nine years ago) link
1. BlueLagoon.com2. scroll down to the "Welcome to Extraordinary" section3. the videos cycle behind the text. wait for the slow-motion video of the couple with drinks at the edge of the water with their eyes closed4. check out the guy in the background on the right with the facemask on
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 20:25 (nine years ago) link
not sure what's so LOL about that. Mimes take vacations too, you know.
― odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 20:30 (nine years ago) link
AND he's doing the Prince.gif lateral exit
this man has figured out how to live
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 20:39 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deTWri3kmec
― schwantz, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 20:43 (nine years ago) link
https://www.google.com/search?q=blue+lagoon+iceland+mud&es_sm=91&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=Y6LiU7-fFNXZoASY6IGYCw&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1432&bih=718
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 21:48 (nine years ago) link
I am visiting blue lagoon next weekend to scout this lol out in person. My dedication is high
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 August 2014 02:30 (nine years ago) link
when i went to blue lagoon there were like a million danes there filming what appeared to be the danish version of mtv's the grind? and singing soccer songs?
for an icelandic swimming hall counterpoint i highly highly recommend the sundholl behind hallgrimskirkja.
― adam, Thursday, 7 August 2014 02:43 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuhBRVoIYAAqR3f.jpg
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 8 August 2014 16:05 (nine years ago) link
the blue lagoon was full of elderly italians when we were there
― lxy, Friday, 8 August 2014 16:51 (nine years ago) link
http://diogowerner.tumblr.com/post/94746692863/office-safari-by-mike-ben
http://i.imgur.com/l0ELg1O.jpg
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Thursday, 14 August 2014 19:42 (nine years ago) link
i got fungus in my buttcrack and armpits from the blue lagoon
― massaman gai, Friday, 15 August 2014 06:15 (nine years ago) link
whoa what how do you get fungus in yr buttcrack?!?!?
― DERE is no DERE DERE (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 15 August 2014 20:15 (nine years ago) link
You've never had fungi in your buttcrack?
― You are exactly why people root for the apes (Eric H.), Friday, 15 August 2014 20:19 (nine years ago) link
I know it's not THAT funny and everything, but it's for a good cause:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS6ysDFTbLU
― StanM, Saturday, 16 August 2014 07:06 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukzb05muaJE
― 龜, Monday, 18 August 2014 12:36 (nine years ago) link
maybe he's gone wi-fi
― Karl Malone, Monday, 18 August 2014 12:56 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY7gsUL9Xkk
― ͡ᵒಠಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠಠᵒ (am0n), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 19:07 (nine years ago) link
the fuck is going on in comments
― goole, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 19:13 (nine years ago) link
this is so wonderful:
http://m.nashvillescene.com/nashvillecream/archives/2014/08/20/slideshow-sad-dads-at-one-direction
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Thursday, 21 August 2014 16:33 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/dfNc8Rb.jpg
― ambient yacht god (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 21 August 2014 17:36 (nine years ago) link
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Thursday, August 21, 2014 4:33 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― slip jig (seandalai), Friday, 22 August 2014 07:53 (nine years ago) link
everyone looks pretty sad in those pics
― odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Friday, 22 August 2014 16:16 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KA70MdITYu0
― StanM, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 17:20 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC0usYZCaaA
― am0n, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 18:59 (nine years ago) link
I'm so old, I remember Skaggs Alpha Beta.
― pplains, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 21:34 (nine years ago) link
WE REALLY GOT DESIREKEEP ON GROWING INTO THE FUTUREALBERTSONNNNNNNNNNNNS
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 23:49 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUW06zH19nA
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Thursday, 28 August 2014 20:11 (nine years ago) link
loool gary busey you big scene stealer
― davey, Friday, 29 August 2014 11:21 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb_PmLs1Nvs
― slam dunk, Saturday, 30 August 2014 01:02 (nine years ago) link
dear am0n
i've watched the albertsons video four times this week so far
it keeps getting better
stay cool
from del griffith
― del griffith, Saturday, 30 August 2014 03:45 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDuBIPbu-2E
― ambient yacht god (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 31 August 2014 12:30 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/g27mfmW.gif
― 龜, Monday, 1 September 2014 12:21 (nine years ago) link
that herzog bit is funny and also p affecting?
― gbx, Tuesday, 2 September 2014 19:52 (nine years ago) link
You've seen Grizzly Man right gbx
― 龜, Tuesday, 2 September 2014 20:03 (nine years ago) link
i haven't
but i know what happens in that scene
― gbx, Tuesday, 2 September 2014 20:16 (nine years ago) link
Aw you should
It's the one scene that I remember from the movie
― 龜, Tuesday, 2 September 2014 20:17 (nine years ago) link
Truth talk gbx, 'Damage controlz' seemed a stretch, just didn't know where else to put it.
― ambient yacht god (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 2 September 2014 22:26 (nine years ago) link
Google Image Search: Renaissance Festival Centaur
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 September 2014 17:30 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/pyfvydB.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/zGSKcsq.gif
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Friday, 5 September 2014 13:53 (nine years ago) link
That guy is like the Alice Cooper of ren faires in his ubiquity
― odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Friday, 5 September 2014 14:12 (nine years ago) link
Albertson's song has been stuck in my head for a week.
― how's life, Friday, 5 September 2014 17:11 (nine years ago) link
so sorry
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 September 2014 17:23 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ZVgUNoE.gif
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Friday, 5 September 2014 17:40 (nine years ago) link
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 5 September 2014 17:43 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoB8t0B4jx4
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Friday, 5 September 2014 17:45 (nine years ago) link
!!!!!
― StanM, Friday, 5 September 2014 17:52 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71swxdSzY1w
― am0n, Monday, 8 September 2014 16:11 (nine years ago) link
idk man all those ppl seem p chill to me
― gbx, Monday, 8 September 2014 18:07 (nine years ago) link
yeah nothing funny in that video. my bad!
― am0n, Monday, 8 September 2014 18:39 (nine years ago) link
there isn't a single funny thing
― gbx, Monday, 8 September 2014 18:40 (nine years ago) link
a million mutant monkeys making mutilation
― mookieproof, Monday, 8 September 2014 19:16 (nine years ago) link
MrGraciela581 week agoLove this video. Simple and at the same time, Powerful
― am0n, Monday, 8 September 2014 19:33 (nine years ago) link
I wonder how the lead singer explained his haircut when he interviewed for that part-time faculty support job
― stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Monday, 8 September 2014 19:38 (nine years ago) link
I finally went back and watched the rest of that video and my first thought was "I wonder how many black friends these people have?"
― stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 13:53 (nine years ago) link
these folks are not acquainted with the concept of shame
― odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 15:50 (nine years ago) link
brings to mind the classic puff puff give
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 16:24 (nine years ago) link
I guarantee that there are vegans and white supremacists in equal numbers in that Omnia video.
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 16:43 (nine years ago) link
dreadlock soldier fighting for the earth
― flatizza (harbl), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:02 (nine years ago) link
More mutant monkeys in these lyrics:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLZ_Zy1VhMI
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:16 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxRFp3RCYAAslxo.jpg
― goole, Thursday, 11 September 2014 17:06 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5_6c6xFbVs
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Thursday, 11 September 2014 17:19 (nine years ago) link
More mutant monkeys in these lyrics:― Three Word Username, Tuesday, September 9, 2014 3:16 PM
the self-parody is 2 deep 4 me
― am0n, Thursday, 11 September 2014 17:32 (nine years ago) link
Sarah! How are you? How's your boyfriend?Betty! You know I don't have a boyfriend.I know, but you will someday! Sorry. I ask too many personal questions.I don't mind! Guess what? I just started a blog about life in Small Town.Great! Do you write about me?Of course! I have to write about our town's postmistress.And the editor of our town newspaper!That's right!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmzNh_d_6Mo
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 11 September 2014 22:56 (nine years ago) link
spider dog is the best viral in like forever
― imago, Thursday, 11 September 2014 23:03 (nine years ago) link
xp keep expecting one of them to tell the other her favorite gum is coming back in style
― Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 12 September 2014 00:33 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10703902_862548177097126_4339339082259442290_n.jpg?oh=28edd70ada2f16253fe2c59b6957aa71&oe=549AE305&__gda__=1419473332_7c2eb224f2a5854ecf6ad21e5b5006c1
― mattresslessness, Friday, 12 September 2014 16:14 (nine years ago) link
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/lists/grandmas-keep-accidentally-tagging-themselves-as-grandmaster-flash-on-facebook-9728582.html
― ed.b, Saturday, 13 September 2014 14:09 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/m4vkaLG.jpg
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Thursday, 18 September 2014 13:40 (nine years ago) link
wat
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 18 September 2014 17:20 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bx0FFksIMAAF9gO.jpg:small
― goole, Thursday, 18 September 2014 22:12 (nine years ago) link
if you're gonna quit your gig at the deli market, that's the way to do it
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 September 2014 00:43 (nine years ago) link
whoa, the address!
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 September 2014 01:57 (nine years ago) link
77 content
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 19 September 2014 03:32 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ApwKs3eU9g
― 💻 👀 (am0n), Friday, 19 September 2014 15:25 (nine years ago) link
kinda like the last number on a love supreme
― schlump, Friday, 19 September 2014 15:33 (nine years ago) link
along the same lines:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Vg2h_nW0bA
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 September 2014 15:40 (nine years ago) link
― 💻 👀 (am0n), Friday, 19 September 2014 18:44 (nine years ago) link
it's a drum solo based on a speech from edmund stoiber, a german politician
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 September 2014 19:35 (nine years ago) link
ok thought it was a viral i missed out on
― 💻 👀 (am0n), Friday, 19 September 2014 20:15 (nine years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=BAfCES83uA4
― Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 19 September 2014 20:18 (nine years ago) link
"it's like a city of polka dots"
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 September 2014 20:25 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBDxJwH-s48
― 龜, Friday, 19 September 2014 20:44 (nine years ago) link
Hahaha
― ambient yacht god (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 19 September 2014 20:45 (nine years ago) link
flawless
― 💻 👀 (am0n), Friday, 19 September 2014 21:28 (nine years ago) link
that was brilliant
― A college wearing a sweater that says “John Belushi” (stevie), Saturday, 20 September 2014 11:59 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYcSqIuqkz4
― scott seward, Monday, 22 September 2014 14:48 (nine years ago) link
pardon for us
― 💻 👀 (am0n), Monday, 22 September 2014 15:09 (nine years ago) link
its all about those last ten seconds of subtle terrified chaos
― A college wearing a sweater that says “John Belushi” (stevie), Monday, 22 September 2014 15:23 (nine years ago) link
wkiw
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 September 2014 15:28 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHfD3QYDUAI
― 龜, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 10:57 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Bp95u5r.gif
― 龜, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 23:20 (nine years ago) link
Took me a second.
― a guy named Christian White who represents the typical white Christian (Eric H.), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 23:47 (nine years ago) link
frog tv is mesmerizing
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Thursday, 25 September 2014 00:09 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5ZLHnwVxuc
― 龜, Thursday, 25 September 2014 23:43 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sKdDyyanGk
― schwantz, Friday, 26 September 2014 18:48 (nine years ago) link
what are they arguing about? is it wigglewam or is it waining?
― Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 26 September 2014 21:39 (nine years ago) link
is it sprinkling or is it raining
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 26 September 2014 21:41 (nine years ago) link
Bthinkling!
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 26 September 2014 21:42 (nine years ago) link
That video just killed me this morning.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 26 September 2014 21:43 (nine years ago) link
In the middle where she says yes it is! does he say "no you're pretty!"
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 26 September 2014 21:44 (nine years ago) link
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 26 September 2014 21:45 (nine years ago) link
I think so.
― schwantz, Friday, 26 September 2014 21:45 (nine years ago) link
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 26 September 2014 21:47 (nine years ago) link
He says "No, you're pretty and you're not real, I'm real," and later "You poked my heart, you poked my heart," which seems cute now but don't be fooled this is a future MRA jackass in the making.
― Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 26 September 2014 22:09 (nine years ago) link
those kids sound like cartoon winos
― slam dunk, Saturday, 27 September 2014 03:01 (nine years ago) link
"You're not real, I'm real" is the best part. I wonder if he was mixing up 'real' and 'right'.
― jmm, Saturday, 27 September 2014 03:05 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rHneJpFXSc
― 龜, Monday, 29 September 2014 11:50 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/0gvzFVP.png
― definite classic, predicting a solid 8/10 from the p-fork boys (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 29 September 2014 12:20 (nine years ago) link
oh jeez.
― how's life, Monday, 29 September 2014 12:21 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/qRbJ3qc.jpg
― 龜, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 12:06 (nine years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/books/page-turner/what-is-ebola
― 龜, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 13:39 (nine years ago) link
classing up the joint with some New Yorker links, I see
― Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 14:28 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1r58lLH06U
― how's life, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 19:41 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEE8F0gvgJs
― Eric H., Wednesday, 8 October 2014 19:51 (nine years ago) link
best youtube account
― example (crüt), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 19:58 (nine years ago) link
yo
― goole, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 20:00 (nine years ago) link
that is not how you pronounce zelienople, pennsylvania smh
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 21:21 (nine years ago) link
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BziRZQ_CYAAx6OE.jpg
― mookieproof, Thursday, 9 October 2014 21:36 (nine years ago) link
Kanye's autobiography?
― Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Thursday, 9 October 2014 21:40 (nine years ago) link
soundgarden bio
― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Friday, 10 October 2014 02:26 (nine years ago) link
passive aggressive notes
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 10 October 2014 02:30 (nine years ago) link
idgi :(
― You've been yelped (stevie), Friday, 10 October 2014 09:30 (nine years ago) link
pua bio
― kernel poo (am0n), Friday, 10 October 2014 15:15 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/NYefjil.jpg
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Friday, 10 October 2014 16:34 (nine years ago) link
sweet
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 13 October 2014 15:37 (nine years ago) link
good luck christianity
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 13 October 2014 15:44 (nine years ago) link
ohhhh lord 2pac big please talk to this circle cause they killing america
― kernel poo (am0n), Monday, 13 October 2014 16:06 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob/status/522835690665807872
― goole, Thursday, 16 October 2014 21:14 (nine years ago) link
http://www.avclub.com/article/experience-horror-90-solid-minutes-grateful-dead-t-210576?
― schwantz, Friday, 17 October 2014 00:02 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/q3QN2Er.jpg
― Karl Malone, Friday, 17 October 2014 00:30 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/losfelizdaycare
Los Feliz Day Care @LosFelizDayCare · Aug 7After many complaints, we put a trigger warning on the side of the nursery's jack-in-the-box so that it induces as little stress as possible
― scott seward, Friday, 17 October 2014 16:37 (nine years ago) link
http://kottke.org/14/10/airbnbs-unfortunate-logo-characters
― schwantz, Monday, 27 October 2014 19:27 (nine years ago) link
Las Vegas. Enjoy it while you can.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ44FLJA4Js&feature=share
― andrew m., Tuesday, 28 October 2014 14:01 (nine years ago) link
Now I see that there's a (brief) thread on this auteur already. It's new to me.
― andrew m., Tuesday, 28 October 2014 14:29 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/aMLRIfV.jpg
Guilty lols
― 龜, Thursday, 30 October 2014 12:40 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGl1rdlvN_k
http://i.imgur.com/sDQoWZ6.png
― 龜, Sunday, 2 November 2014 23:32 (nine years ago) link
http://www.electricsistahood.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/01AweCYtq4aJoAv-kBAABwE1DseVY-.jpg
― mookieproof, Sunday, 2 November 2014 23:38 (nine years ago) link
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/genius-rigs-back-wiper-giant-nicolas-cage-gif.gif
― Belami Young (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 19:01 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/6MsHnOA.gif
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 22:11 (nine years ago) link
waht
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 22:52 (nine years ago) link
Probably an ad for sanitary napkins or something.
― StanM, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 04:17 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/O0Pyd5U.gif
― 龜, Friday, 7 November 2014 03:03 (nine years ago) link
is this on here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzdRQCnDBlw#t=615
― scott seward, Friday, 7 November 2014 14:02 (nine years ago) link
http://www.oananews.org/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/MNA/public/photo/kofi_annan.jpg
"I only need these for a second"
― joni mitchell jarre (dog latin), Friday, 7 November 2014 14:07 (nine years ago) link
you should only douse your succulents in wine once a month, tops.
― andrew m., Friday, 7 November 2014 16:45 (nine years ago) link
http://31.media.tumblr.com/e6d7236a09860d653613dfd7488ea78b/tumblr_neng2lEg6e1qewacoo1_500.jpg
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 7 November 2014 19:52 (nine years ago) link
http://33.media.tumblr.com/c9aa662055adc2a18a78c319c671a559/tumblr_nd1hwwjyjm1tcp66ro4_500.gif
http://36.media.tumblr.com/01d9cf51083403aef58e8bf1d2eaa019/tumblr_nd1hwwjyjm1tcp66ro2_400.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/d1995719d32cbb719c531373690078c0/tumblr_nd1hwwjyjm1tcp66ro3_250.jpg http://41.media.tumblr.com/ece63f6115bf997698d8ad98972bb799/tumblr_nd1hwwjyjm1tcp66ro1_250.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 9 November 2014 20:01 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/6IXJisq.png
― StanM, Monday, 10 November 2014 22:22 (nine years ago) link
heeee
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 03:24 (nine years ago) link
http://schadenfreezers.tumblr.com/
― pplains, Friday, 14 November 2014 01:42 (nine years ago) link
i heartily lolled at more of those than i should've
― So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 November 2014 01:54 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ2_q86KZRw
― 龜, Friday, 14 November 2014 12:25 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/vomrXCi.jpg
― 龜, Monday, 17 November 2014 12:34 (nine years ago) link
lol please let that be real.
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Monday, 17 November 2014 13:00 (nine years ago) link
now that's a time capsule
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 17 November 2014 13:10 (nine years ago) link
― imago, Monday, 17 November 2014 13:11 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmpLZalaaGU
― pplains, Friday, 21 November 2014 01:30 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/mxJwb0K.jpg
― 龜, Saturday, 22 November 2014 14:10 (nine years ago) link
who's the sax player? that's an amazing photograph.
― you fuck one chud... (stevie), Saturday, 22 November 2014 14:24 (nine years ago) link
Google says it's Big Jay McNeely
The three white guys in the back are killing me
― 龜, Saturday, 22 November 2014 15:06 (nine years ago) link
Big Jay McNeely
― een, Saturday, 22 November 2014 15:08 (nine years ago) link
those dudes are 100% big jazz boys. 龜 clearly a little jazz boy
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 22 November 2014 18:09 (nine years ago) link
that is a colorized version of a p famous photo
http://www.jazzwax.com/2009/07/photostory4-jay-mcneely.html
― ✓ out this insane nakh yall (gr8080), Saturday, 22 November 2014 20:33 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVOZeT2W6Bo
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 23 November 2014 17:02 (nine years ago) link
pplains' russian video is like I Wanna Be Sedated.
― put your money where the maracas are (how's life), Monday, 24 November 2014 17:50 (nine years ago) link
That's what I thought too!
― pplains, Monday, 24 November 2014 20:18 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/UltraMan7000/status/538565887314644992
― proper maoist (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 29 November 2014 15:13 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/h77YPSo.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 7 December 2014 21:56 (nine years ago) link
Brilliant, where's that from?
― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Sunday, 7 December 2014 23:10 (nine years ago) link
^^ has me irl written all over it
― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Sunday, 7 December 2014 23:11 (nine years ago) link
kid in front left is a fraud
― kola superdeep borehole (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2014 23:28 (nine years ago) link
From a tumblr.
Reminds me of this one that was posted here somewhere awhile back.
http://i.imgur.com/MZuSmf5.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 8 December 2014 00:28 (nine years ago) link
i like the outlier best, the rest seem weirdly alien in this setting
― a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 December 2014 00:46 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/CMFFTgY.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/EYtNkAE.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/UarxCHv.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/IkdUq7Y.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/q0EKzgt.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/A5TBZdi.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/fU1RojY.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/LG4kJTr.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/1YXPG2w.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/ZrjiwtH.png
― gr8080, Monday, 8 December 2014 01:00 (nine years ago) link
Woah where are those from?
― Nancy Whank (jed_), Monday, 8 December 2014 01:17 (nine years ago) link
a tumblr post that's been reblogged to death so i can't say for sure who originally compiled them
― gr8080, Monday, 8 December 2014 01:20 (nine years ago) link
i feel like the man and woman at the rail stop has been posted on ilx before maybe
― gr8080, Monday, 8 December 2014 01:22 (nine years ago) link
last one is kind of unbelievable
― a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 December 2014 02:22 (nine years ago) link
or intentional
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 8 December 2014 02:53 (nine years ago) link
Might be a neurological reason why it was the oldest one in the group whose painting of the wine glass was by far the most simplified.
― Plasmon, Monday, 8 December 2014 03:31 (nine years ago) link
might be on to something
http://i.imgur.com/MVDgCrM.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 8 December 2014 03:49 (nine years ago) link
also, woo pig sooie.
― pplains, Monday, 8 December 2014 03:50 (nine years ago) link
kinda lol but mostly sad
― Plasmon, Monday, 8 December 2014 03:55 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFNPl95kEsQ
― Hamhole and Fly Eyes (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 December 2014 18:38 (nine years ago) link
reminds me of these classic dudes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWQvFmtmXc8
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 8 December 2014 19:01 (nine years ago) link
why and how are those camels in that car? it has bothered me for years.
http://i.imgur.com/vXWxrVg.jpg
― 龜, Tuesday, 9 December 2014 13:26 (nine years ago) link
viewers otm
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 9 December 2014 13:32 (nine years ago) link
not mad, just disappointed
― (曇り) (clouds), Tuesday, 9 December 2014 15:16 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqqOZPcfAIM
― StanM, Tuesday, 9 December 2014 20:20 (nine years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/h03FzurZYtd
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 21:37 (nine years ago) link
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 21:51 (nine years ago) link
THEY FLY @ U FACE
― (曇り) (clouds), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 22:28 (nine years ago) link
Vine clip
― pplains, Thursday, 11 December 2014 02:01 (nine years ago) link
http://www.computersincrisis.com/cookbook
― a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 11 December 2014 02:05 (nine years ago) link
I still have a canned ham in my pantry that my grandmother gave me for Christmas 1999 in advance of "P.T.Y."
― pplains, Thursday, 11 December 2014 04:04 (nine years ago) link
i wanna love you, P.T.Y.
― (曇り) (clouds), Thursday, 11 December 2014 07:18 (nine years ago) link
i love that they managed to spell 'millennium' incorrectly on the cover of this one:
http://static.squarespace.com/static/547e169be4b094c0028cd956/54866ee8e4b06c2e47c59199/54866eece4b085da9bfd4cbc/1418096366090/The+Millennium+Bug+-+Gateway+to+the+Cashless+Society+-+0384+Cover.jpg?format=1500w
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 11 December 2014 09:57 (nine years ago) link
Weird dude energy
https://vine.co/v/ObLtjndw1Z1
― 龜, Thursday, 11 December 2014 12:53 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/yoye0QQ.jpg
― (曇り) (clouds), Thursday, 11 December 2014 16:20 (nine years ago) link
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Thursday, 11 December 2014 16:26 (nine years ago) link
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 11 December 2014 16:32 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/yvuwpLa.png
― 龜, Saturday, 13 December 2014 15:29 (nine years ago) link
...mostly sad
― Nixon head is essential. (stevie), Saturday, 13 December 2014 18:46 (nine years ago) link
...because you know he spent a decent amount of time getting the baby to pose just-so
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 14 December 2014 01:13 (nine years ago) link
don't be alone in a room with uncle xxxx xxxxxx
― (曇り) (clouds), Sunday, 14 December 2014 02:08 (nine years ago) link
sad that baby's trying to suck on some pillow titty
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 14 December 2014 03:59 (nine years ago) link
not the first to try, either
― resting waterface (m bison), Sunday, 14 December 2014 04:10 (nine years ago) link
http://jezebel.com/mom-calls-c-span-to-yell-at-her-arguing-pundit-sons-1671747153
― 龜, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 19:48 (nine years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbcrz5uyMT1rnygojo1_500.png
― internet explorer (am0n), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 16:08 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw-z7GMX6XY
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 18 December 2014 12:23 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yrt9qkBQ2Q
― llehctim INOJ (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 22 December 2014 21:50 (nine years ago) link
― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Monday, 22 December 2014 21:54 (nine years ago) link
I watched it w/o audio; does the audio ruin it?
― llehctim INOJ (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 22 December 2014 21:55 (nine years ago) link
the audio is crucial imo
― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Monday, 22 December 2014 21:56 (nine years ago) link
― gr8080, Monday, 22 December 2014 21:57 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=446v4UFhr0c
― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Tuesday, 23 December 2014 11:04 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Byvo0ZTIIAEQelt.jpg:large
― deej loaf (D-40), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 22:11 (nine years ago) link
https://38.media.tumblr.com/0dd1e925ac06e979d5b978536ccf1259/tumblr_nh1q1o1sjV1sn5m44o2_500.gif
― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Thursday, 25 December 2014 03:25 (nine years ago) link
kinda sad, mostly lol:http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/pictured-awful-christmas-attraction-closes-4796021
― man alive, Thursday, 25 December 2014 05:12 (nine years ago) link
lol :-/
http://www.yorkshiresmagicalwinterland.co.uk
― gr8080, Thursday, 25 December 2014 14:12 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCgV-FnEcGQ
― 龜, Thursday, 25 December 2014 17:10 (nine years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/O1hHaq95qM0
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 29 December 2014 23:50 (nine years ago) link
http://www.wfla.com/story/27730526/play-doh-offering-replacements-for-penis-shaped-toy-after-parental-lashing-on-social-media
― 龜, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 04:12 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/51uRCCf.jpg
― gr8080, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 13:15 (nine years ago) link
i love that they just cartoonishly keep their salt loose in a big room
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 16:14 (nine years ago) link
i'm not 100% sure but i think that's all salt for trucks to dispense on streets and highways when it gets icy
― gr8080, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 16:21 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/2dvEDJc.jpg
― wwhy shrek is piss (am0n), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 19:00 (nine years ago) link
lool
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 21:15 (nine years ago) link
you're shitting me!
― goole, Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:53 (nine years ago) link
poop dreams
― joygoat, Thursday, 1 January 2015 06:28 (nine years ago) link
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 January 2015 13:20 (nine years ago) link
good
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 1 January 2015 16:35 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/wPYdReu.jpg
― 龜, Friday, 2 January 2015 02:48 (nine years ago) link
His twitter feed is that of a man slowly crumbling https://twitter.com/turdsonnews
i'm lolling way too hard abt bofa deez nuts
Fuck is wrong with that guy anyway? It's not like he shat on the pitch or anything.
― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Friday, 2 January 2015 03:16 (nine years ago) link
fake.
― gr8080, Friday, 2 January 2015 03:17 (nine years ago) link
Do you have proof
― 龜, Friday, 2 January 2015 03:21 (nine years ago) link
@TheWillieCoxJr stay strong Mr. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v1/72x72/1f4a9.pngson!
― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Friday, 2 January 2015 03:25 (nine years ago) link
I know it's suspicious to be a Motherwell suporter gr8080, but
― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Friday, 2 January 2015 03:26 (nine years ago) link
Ok, tineye says the profile pic is fake; or rather, not who he claims to be tbh. Point for gr8080
― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Friday, 2 January 2015 03:28 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/JwcBAu7.jpg
― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Friday, 2 January 2015 13:57 (nine years ago) link
kind of lol mostly sad
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 2 January 2015 15:29 (nine years ago) link
It took me a few seconds there to realize I wasn't supposed to be lolling at Bono never being able to play the guitar again.
― Eric H., Friday, 2 January 2015 15:44 (nine years ago) link
same
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Friday, 2 January 2015 15:53 (nine years ago) link
i guess it's kind of mean but if i heard news that his vocal cords had been ripped out and he could never sing again...it would be a tough decision about which thread it belonged in
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Friday, 2 January 2015 15:59 (nine years ago) link
ULTIMATE ILX INSULT
that sounds horrible, i wouldn't wish that on anyone.
― mister brevis (clouds), Friday, 2 January 2015 16:21 (nine years ago) link
bono/u2 hatred is like the young'in version of old dudes on prog or classical music forums complaining about lady gaga or britney spears. who gives a shit?
― mister brevis (clouds), Friday, 2 January 2015 16:24 (nine years ago) link
^^ 't was about the way the news article was cut off, clouds, not bono breaking his arm or w/e -_-
― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Friday, 2 January 2015 16:26 (nine years ago) link
lol missed that, apols
― mister brevis (clouds), Friday, 2 January 2015 16:29 (nine years ago) link
nbd <3
― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Friday, 2 January 2015 16:30 (nine years ago) link
But will Bono ever again eat the booty?
― 龜, Friday, 2 January 2015 16:38 (nine years ago) link
Constantly.
― Eric H., Friday, 2 January 2015 16:39 (nine years ago) link
It's a booty-ful day.
i can't livewith or without boo(ty)
― y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 2 January 2015 16:53 (nine years ago) link
UNODOSTRESEAT BOOTY
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 2 January 2015 17:04 (nine years ago) link
i like how toilet baller is in the triple threat position, anticipating some tight d
― rip van wanko, Friday, 2 January 2015 17:10 (nine years ago) link
hes rly taking it 2 tha hole
― wwhy shrek is piss (am0n), Friday, 2 January 2015 19:20 (nine years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/OwlizHpAtZM
― slam dunk, Friday, 2 January 2015 22:01 (nine years ago) link
http://belfiestick.com/
http://i.imgur.com/92qjk6K.jpg
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 7 January 2015 23:01 (nine years ago) link
41st century archeologists are never ever gonna solve this one
― Gombeen Dance Band (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 January 2015 23:15 (nine years ago) link
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 23:58 (nine years ago) link
Contemporary archaeologists probably couldn't figure it out either!
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Thursday, 8 January 2015 00:08 (nine years ago) link
"why did someone bury this belfie stick box near these dinosaur bones? does anyone want this"
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 8 January 2015 10:11 (nine years ago) link
http://cdn0.dailydot.com/uploaded/images/original/2015/1/8/Corgi_10.jpg
this is killing me
― y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 9 January 2015 16:17 (nine years ago) link
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 9 January 2015 16:54 (nine years ago) link
8 þ
― y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 9 January 2015 18:01 (nine years ago) link
sometimes an old issue of Life Magazine is all the hilarity i need...
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10704191_10153636955777137_5065232619987633567_n.jpg?oh=974b266373e001c9b26f884ab0216d82&oe=552554DF
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10922545_10153636955912137_334936006120175055_n.jpg?oh=b0a6d15e46647377d21d5e37633b031a&oe=552956C1
― scott seward, Monday, 12 January 2015 00:33 (nine years ago) link
this is amazing, when is it from?
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 12 January 2015 00:38 (nine years ago) link
1970.
― scott seward, Monday, 12 January 2015 00:39 (nine years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/OpTDuF3tihx
― 龜, Monday, 12 January 2015 02:08 (nine years ago) link
Sugar Information
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 12 January 2015 17:45 (nine years ago) link
WTH is the woman in the photo even doing with that straw? And is she supposed to look like a middle aged Ronald McDonald?
― Smoothie Operator (Old Lunch), Monday, 12 January 2015 17:55 (nine years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/Oq9p37rOuT6
― gr8080, Monday, 12 January 2015 19:15 (nine years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/OpTDuF3tihx― 龜, Sunday, January 11, 2015 9:08 PM
"sometimes i wish my nose wasn't a dick"
― wwhy shrek is piss (am0n), Monday, 12 January 2015 20:12 (nine years ago) link
― gr8080, Monday, January 12, 2015 1:15 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― gbx, Monday, 12 January 2015 23:17 (nine years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/OdP93dL0BHE
― 龜, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 12:47 (nine years ago) link
this looks staged to me, but still funny
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 14:46 (nine years ago) link
http://skaorimprov.tumblr.com/
h/t latebloomer
― 龜, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 22:43 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/VsBWUVc.gif
― pplains, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 03:02 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/h8ePshD.jpg
― iggwilv azaelea (sanskrit), Thursday, 15 January 2015 16:26 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/PornComnents
― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Friday, 16 January 2015 15:16 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/nr6XKVY.jpg
― StanM, Friday, 16 January 2015 18:52 (nine years ago) link
as a cost savings, lots of commercial broth is made by throwing a bunch of hot pockets in a toilet― Wu-Tang Clannad (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, January 16, 2015 4:10 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
http://i.imgur.com/7ZdVZ.gif
― global tetrahedron, Friday, January 16, 2015 5:08 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Saturday, 17 January 2015 00:15 (nine years ago) link
http://i57.tinypic.com/jv3ewh.png
― theremaster (sleepingbag), Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:33 (nine years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/OJ5T60l3Wqz
― 龜, Sunday, 18 January 2015 12:49 (nine years ago) link
http://31.media.tumblr.com/d1846c19e1e4842521495627ae030f04/tumblr_nh0nhrMDA21qdlh1io1_400.gif
not really lolz, but oddly hypnotizing
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 20:22 (nine years ago) link
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 20:25 (nine years ago) link
shotgun passenger's launchpath is really something
― Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 20:36 (nine years ago) link
Reminds me of
http://i.imgur.com/fjvHvp2.gif
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 21:24 (nine years ago) link
http://madison.craigslist.org/zip/4851863148.html
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Wednesday, 21 January 2015 01:33 (nine years ago) link
http://kwgn.com/2015/01/22/mother-outraged-after-spotting-satanic-symbol-in-school-bus-brake-lights/
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 23 January 2015 01:40 (nine years ago) link
“Would we allow a swastika, for instance, to be on the back of the bus?” said the mother.
― Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Friday, 23 January 2015 02:35 (nine years ago) link
that wiccan lady seems chill
― gr8080, Friday, 23 January 2015 02:36 (nine years ago) link
Should be glad she doesn't live in
http://www.masonicgavels.com/Graphics/Texas%20Lone%20Star%20Logo.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 23 January 2015 02:36 (nine years ago) link
as should anyone, tbh
― pplains, Friday, 23 January 2015 02:37 (nine years ago) link
http://209.160.28.41/ds_img_direct.php?i=dallascowbo_10.jpg&t=8&d=dt2gulzj2m&x=360&y=480&l1=816&l2=399
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 23 January 2015 02:38 (nine years ago) link
grim reapahhhh burbubbububhrurrrrrrrrr
― Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Friday, 23 January 2015 02:38 (nine years ago) link
http://media3.s-nbcnews.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050121/050121_devil_hmed_7a.grid-6x2.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 23 January 2015 02:47 (nine years ago) link
"how'd ya do that with your fingers there"
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 23 January 2015 02:49 (nine years ago) link
"That's not the shocker, dear."
― StanM, Friday, 23 January 2015 05:02 (nine years ago) link
that's the devastator
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Friday, 23 January 2015 05:10 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEG-ly9tQGk
― ||||||||, Friday, 23 January 2015 20:21 (nine years ago) link
i love that guy
― Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Friday, 23 January 2015 20:31 (nine years ago) link
10/10
― gr8080, Friday, 23 January 2015 23:39 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MI-_jWAmlE
― pplains, Monday, 26 January 2015 01:20 (nine years ago) link
they should do a shreds of that one where he demolishes it
― Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Monday, 26 January 2015 05:27 (nine years ago) link
http://www.rarityguide.com/forums/pokemon-center/4676-name-rater-eterna-city-refuses-change-my-duskulls-name-help.html
― Punny Names (latebloomer), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 07:57 (nine years ago) link
And that goes for your other pokemons as well. You named your zubat bluebatty and your turtwig greenturty and you say my names are stupid well at least I am creative
― Punny Names (latebloomer), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 07:59 (nine years ago) link
I'm giving you one last chace, either trade my psyduck back or you can say goodbye to your duskull FOREVER.
I'M SERIOUS I'M GOING TO RELEASE IT IF YOU DONT TRADE ME MY YELLOWDUCKY BACK.
― Punny Names (latebloomer), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 08:01 (nine years ago) link
heh. thread's worth reading.
― how's life, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 09:36 (nine years ago) link
prisoner of war!
― StanM, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 11:45 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/CexWfz0.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/uajEqBk.jpg
― 龜, Thursday, 29 January 2015 12:44 (nine years ago) link
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 29 January 2015 13:26 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/j4uowtE.jpg
― am0n, Thursday, 29 January 2015 15:41 (nine years ago) link
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 29 January 2015 16:54 (nine years ago) link
https://mobile.twitter.com/nihilist_arbys
― scott seward, Thursday, 29 January 2015 20:22 (nine years ago) link
ok go here:
http://forecast.weather.gov/product.php?site=BOX&issuedby=BOX&product=AFD&format=CI&version=1&glossary=1&highlight=off
ctrl-f for "drifter"
― goole, Friday, 30 January 2015 21:34 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/PykyTS0.gif
― StanM, Saturday, 31 January 2015 04:25 (nine years ago) link
stanm irl
― mookieproof, Saturday, 31 January 2015 04:27 (nine years ago) link
No "drifter" on the page. What was it?
― Je55e, Sunday, 1 February 2015 22:16 (nine years ago) link
somebody did a weather nerd take on "Here I Go Again"
― the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 1 February 2015 23:16 (nine years ago) link
yeah
― goole, Monday, 2 February 2015 18:09 (nine years ago) link
ftr
National Weather Service bulletins of note
― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Monday, 2 February 2015 18:12 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/SXP5nfQ.gifv
― am0n, Monday, 2 February 2015 20:26 (nine years ago) link
― am0n, Monday, 2 February 2015 20:27 (nine years ago) link
wha
― elouise (anky), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 06:47 (nine years ago) link
from superbowl
― am0n, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 15:47 (nine years ago) link
they really advertised pornhub on the superbowl?
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 15:53 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDwRN2GBUj8
― the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 16:12 (nine years ago) link
Not All Men
― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 16:15 (nine years ago) link
heh.
― how's life, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 16:22 (nine years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/02/03/254941A500000578-2937370-Twitter_user_Nick_can_t_help_making_a_quip_about_the_couple_and_-a-72_1422981504623.jpg
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 18:12 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVN4PRLrpsA&sns=em
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 23:45 (nine years ago) link
i swear i saw this when the RT count was two digits
https://twitter.com/shelbyfero/status/561976412748255234
(pleasedontbeahoax pleasedontbeahoax pleasedontbeahoax)
― goole, Thursday, 5 February 2015 22:11 (nine years ago) link
http://deadspin.com/the-real-purpose-of-vine-owning-your-sister-at-mini-st-1684030828
― mookieproof, Thursday, 5 February 2015 22:20 (nine years ago) link
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 5 February 2015 22:38 (nine years ago) link
Love it
― andrew m., Friday, 6 February 2015 15:43 (nine years ago) link
Gabi is dark.
― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Friday, 6 February 2015 20:50 (nine years ago) link
http://imgur.com/gallery/kqRNO6M
― scott seward, Friday, 6 February 2015 21:13 (nine years ago) link
i lol'd at that today too
― the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 February 2015 21:28 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F0Mer4kDDY
― gr8080, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 21:14 (nine years ago) link
:????
― scott seward, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 21:19 (nine years ago) link
:}}}}}
That was dark!
― schwantz, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 21:19 (nine years ago) link
they're all so mesmerizingly attractive when not speaking
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 21:27 (nine years ago) link
can't
― goole, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 21:36 (nine years ago) link
they're all so mesmerizingly attractive when not speaking― mattresslessness, Wednesday, February 11, 2015 3:27 PM (13 minutes ago)
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, February 11, 2015 3:27 PM (13 minutes ago)
the daughter looks exactly like her parents too, in an uncommonly jarring way
― gr8080, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 21:41 (nine years ago) link
dr phil looks like a cross between a muppet and kelsey grammer
― a cake of three ingredients (stevie), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 23:39 (nine years ago) link
Need am0n to comment
― 龜, Thursday, 12 February 2015 00:11 (nine years ago) link
the errant cough becomes so meaningful
― the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 February 2015 00:25 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/BkkY31Q.jpg
― 龜, Sunday, 15 February 2015 19:30 (nine years ago) link
Lmaoooooo
― brosario nawson (m bison), Sunday, 15 February 2015 19:31 (nine years ago) link
idgi?
― goole, Monday, 16 February 2015 18:56 (nine years ago) link
something has gone a little wrong with the way that picture has been hung
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Monday, 16 February 2015 18:58 (nine years ago) link
ohhh
― goole, Monday, 16 February 2015 19:03 (nine years ago) link
It may help to play this while looking at the picture: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9vrfEoc8_g
― Three Word Username, Monday, 16 February 2015 20:48 (nine years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/8oewHKo.gif
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 16 February 2015 22:08 (nine years ago) link
irl lol
― english fatuus (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 February 2015 22:10 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/B9-DfF3CIAAo2td.mp4
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 15:15 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/blprnt/status/568065380083769345
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 15:16 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Ir29GFl.gif
― 龜, Friday, 20 February 2015 13:24 (nine years ago) link
hiyooooooooo
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 20 February 2015 14:09 (nine years ago) link
he did catch the ball tbf
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 20 February 2015 14:10 (nine years ago) link
interviewer --> ws hall of shame
― Eric H., Friday, 20 February 2015 14:14 (nine years ago) link
omg not funny biggest fearrrrrrrr
― brosario nawson (m bison), Saturday, 21 February 2015 00:11 (nine years ago) link
baby's first backflip
― hammer smashed nagls (mattresslessness), Saturday, 21 February 2015 00:13 (nine years ago) link
it's a bouncing baby boy
― Aimless, Saturday, 21 February 2015 00:56 (nine years ago) link
The best part of that is the split second btw the ball and the drop where you know he's thinking "I'm a good dad, a protective dad..."
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Saturday, 21 February 2015 02:23 (nine years ago) link
nah its the impact
― local eire man (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 February 2015 02:24 (nine years ago) link
I only posted that to get Darragh to comment. Now I feel complete
― 龜, Saturday, 21 February 2015 02:33 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/5KbLMBO.gif
― 龜, Saturday, 21 February 2015 18:58 (nine years ago) link
i feel like those guys should be able to easily scale the wall without any assistance whatsoever
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 21 February 2015 19:12 (nine years ago) link
you construct elaborate rituals to touch etc etc
― goole, Saturday, 21 February 2015 19:17 (nine years ago) link
you have to love rituals that involve thrusting the head of a body through someone's upper legs from behind, locked into formation with a squeeze of the thighs
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 21 February 2015 19:31 (nine years ago) link
shit i thought this was the literotica.com/paramilitary thread, sorry about that
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 21 February 2015 19:33 (nine years ago) link
I've made that mistake many a time :\
― 龜, Saturday, 21 February 2015 20:14 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A4faLHDx_U
― thrifty grades of pay (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 22 February 2015 03:38 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkKzH3euwf4
― StanM, Sunday, 22 February 2015 19:29 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Wt6kZUICo0
― pplains, Monday, 23 February 2015 05:15 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw5vcUPyL90
― schwantz, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 21:53 (nine years ago) link
http://www.amazon.com/Dawn-Cusick-Scoop-Animal-Puke/dp/B00RWSKY0E
― goole, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 22:06 (nine years ago) link
what the heck with that power rangers thing, i need to watch that in entirety
― the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 00:02 (nine years ago) link
somehow i had no idea that shankar guy was doing these vanity projects
― the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 00:04 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/n7t6nki.gifv
― ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ (am0n), Thursday, 26 February 2015 19:16 (nine years ago) link
just wanna ride in my reichcycle
― the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 February 2015 20:55 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/vsE9Fgp.jpg
― 龜, Saturday, 28 February 2015 14:14 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11051934_791068397641710_4661337749571943736_n.jpg?oh=51ce43705bbb181d1a5feef09c481999&oe=5586082D&__gda__=1435771207_9c390146df1bd67008a820842c2c41e4
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Monday, 2 March 2015 22:24 (nine years ago) link
would read
― don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Monday, 2 March 2015 22:24 (nine years ago) link
pretty sure that was an interview he did back in the 70s
― Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Monday, 2 March 2015 22:42 (nine years ago) link
http://toronto.craigslist.ca/tor/wrg/4917981503.html
― scott seward, Thursday, 5 March 2015 17:30 (nine years ago) link
*ideates furiously*
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 March 2015 17:40 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ZC10Xiw.jpg
― 龜, Monday, 9 March 2015 12:26 (nine years ago) link
thats the best thing ever
― Steph def def (Spottie), Monday, 9 March 2015 16:28 (nine years ago) link
http://dangerousminds.net/content/uploads/images/khjkshdfhsdfsdf8888sdf.jpg
― scott seward, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 19:01 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/9pibGrI.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/qsAQ3zH.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/bIfyjVb.jpg
― gr8080, Thursday, 12 March 2015 13:23 (nine years ago) link
all-time.
― how's life, Thursday, 12 March 2015 13:25 (nine years ago) link
but did it work?
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 12 March 2015 13:30 (nine years ago) link
AWESOME
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 March 2015 16:19 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOkeMKPqxWo
― 龜, Sunday, 15 March 2015 11:50 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/AAHMZdS.gif
― 龜, Monday, 16 March 2015 00:00 (nine years ago) link
just to be really predictable i made a looping version
http://38.media.tumblr.com/b59c134c515fb9a04b4d170bfcac25fb/tumblr_nla7rkXJY21qdmmiqo1_400.gif
― who is dankey kang (Karl Malone), Monday, 16 March 2015 02:03 (nine years ago) link
ty
― gbx, Monday, 16 March 2015 03:42 (nine years ago) link
V impressive job w the headlight reflection
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 16 March 2015 04:57 (nine years ago) link
http://www.rense.com/1.bronats/plottomakeamericagay.jpg
― Infostealer.Steamfishi (am0n), Monday, 16 March 2015 18:44 (nine years ago) link
i keep clicking, nothing's happening
goddamn NSA
― ^^^ NOT METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 16 March 2015 18:53 (nine years ago) link
The Plot To MakeClick America Gay
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 March 2015 19:30 (nine years ago) link
The Plot To MakeOld Woman Click America Gay
― Infostealer.Steamfishi (am0n), Monday, 16 March 2015 21:18 (nine years ago) link
it looks like she burped the word "click"
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 16 March 2015 21:21 (nine years ago) link
http://stoprobotabuse.com/
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 20:59 (nine years ago) link
I love robot abuse videos
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 19 March 2015 13:05 (nine years ago) link
Some of those robot legs are seriously creepy uncanny valley territory.
― jmm, Thursday, 19 March 2015 13:46 (nine years ago) link
The last set really makes me feel like I'm watching Mummenschanz.
― a cocoanut rink (how's life), Thursday, 19 March 2015 13:49 (nine years ago) link
I know it's buzzfeed but lol anyway
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/how-i-became-a-minor-celebrity-in-china-after-my
― StanM, Thursday, 19 March 2015 16:27 (nine years ago) link
the future is fucking weird
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 March 2015 16:38 (nine years ago) link
Now all Chinese know your story. We are helping you.
― Infostealer.Steamfishi (am0n), Thursday, 19 March 2015 16:43 (nine years ago) link
did he get his phone back?
― bollnality of weevil (brownie), Thursday, 19 March 2015 16:44 (nine years ago) link
it was at the bottom of a mudbath
― who is dankey kang (Karl Malone), Thursday, 19 March 2015 16:44 (nine years ago) link
It's like the dullest version of a William Gibson story you could imagine.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 19 March 2015 16:48 (nine years ago) link
this sums up my reaction
http://oi62.tinypic.com/346nblz.jpg
― Infostealer.Steamfishi (am0n), Thursday, 19 March 2015 16:55 (nine years ago) link
We should have that on ILX! (where's that "your bad ideas" thread again?)
― StanM, Thursday, 19 March 2015 16:58 (nine years ago) link
thats amazing
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 19 March 2015 20:00 (nine years ago) link
is "yaaass" an internet thing? am i officially old now?
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 March 2015 20:06 (nine years ago) link
isn't yaaas a broad city thing
― polyphonic, Thursday, 19 March 2015 20:08 (nine years ago) link
i think ppl just really love pilfering black and/or queer culture(s)
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 19 March 2015 20:09 (nine years ago) link
def predates broad city
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 19 March 2015 20:10 (nine years ago) link
i think you're otm stevie, just wondering if people were using it as internet shorthand and a quick and tremendously ugly google image search suggests uh, yes.
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 March 2015 20:13 (nine years ago) link
seems like three a, three s is the accepted form
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 March 2015 20:15 (nine years ago) link
http://img.rt.com/files/art-and-culture/news/sherlock-holmes-pipe-stolen-111/kinopoiskru-image.si.jpg
https://soundcloud.com/youngmoneydotcom/yasss-bitch-ft-soulja-boy
― 龜, Thursday, 19 March 2015 21:26 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gt967vogqMA
― Infostealer.Steamfishi (am0n), Thursday, 19 March 2015 22:00 (nine years ago) link
dude realises his covers blown and goes all in, respectable
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 March 2015 22:04 (nine years ago) link
hahaha oooooooops..........
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/03/joyful-white-guys-finish-ahead-of-struggling-woman-and-black-man-in-this-universitys-catalog/
― scott seward, Friday, 20 March 2015 15:45 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50mtASxdnow
― StanM, Saturday, 21 March 2015 23:19 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/q7TgFbp.gif
― 龜, Monday, 23 March 2015 13:09 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohmhZVjaqQo&list=RDGqdrnhS9BRo&index=5
― tayto fan (Michael B), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 17:19 (nine years ago) link
shit wrong link
https://youtu.be/ohmhZVjaqQo?list=RDGqdrnhS9BRo
― tayto fan (Michael B), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 17:20 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/kAI7fYC.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/A6pQhrh.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/dPU13ft.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/iLkCvp4.jpg
― gr8080, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 14:04 (nine years ago) link
― Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 14:20 (nine years ago) link
https://medium.com/gone/surreal-photos-from-inside-the-fake-vacation-industry-f50ad4ff30c7
http://i.imgur.com/hNukPti.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/7sF4zwG.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/RRKlzxJ.jpg
― gr8080, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 14:53 (nine years ago) link
oops wrong thread
Those are amazing~!
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 16:23 (nine years ago) link
follow the photo-breezing thread!
― gr8080, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 16:43 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcA6UNcm6ic
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 29 March 2015 03:22 (nine years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/Oea5UnX5LY5
― 龜, Sunday, 29 March 2015 12:21 (nine years ago) link
Sorry Stevie, hadn't seen your post when I linked the doug thing on the pugs thread
― StanM, Sunday, 29 March 2015 13:10 (nine years ago) link
No no plz by al means spread the pug
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 29 March 2015 13:39 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Puir8GQ.jpg
― 龜, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 12:15 (nine years ago) link
Buscemi and Jolie, apparently. But who the fuck cares about either one of them?
― Aimless, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 16:55 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imtLQS2W7CA
― 龜, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 19:45 (nine years ago) link
http://www.flags-and-anthems.com/images/flags/flag-florida-wehende-flagge-18x27.gif
― pplains, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 19:56 (nine years ago) link
omg that is so not okay
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 20:52 (nine years ago) link
aimless what is yr opinion on celebs who are "famous for being famous" i'm curious
― clouds, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 21:00 (nine years ago) link
^^^ reminiscent of high school when someone would innocently ask that one substitute teacher how he felt about labor unions
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 21:49 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/zfEsG0z.jpg
― 龜, Thursday, 2 April 2015 19:28 (nine years ago) link
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 2 April 2015 20:11 (nine years ago) link
his face tho
LOL. Good shop but the shadow to the left of his hand is kind of a tell.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 2 April 2015 21:50 (nine years ago) link
http://dangerousminds.net/comments/i_hate_lucy
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 4 April 2015 05:25 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/sexxxypeter (sfw)
― pplains, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 01:27 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF4TTPXu9r0
― clouds, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 04:11 (nine years ago) link
About 1.23 is a good place to start there and then get some dramamine.
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 April 2015 05:11 (nine years ago) link
i would say that was the most discouraging thing i've ever seen to prevent me from skydiving
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 April 2015 05:12 (nine years ago) link
Ending was disappointing.
(I was expecting a cow.)
― pplains, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 13:30 (nine years ago) link
http://www.cnn.com/2015/04/07/living/maya-angelou-stamp-wrong-quote-feat/
https://twitter.com/desusnice/status/585535535613108225
― 龜, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 21:19 (nine years ago) link
tears emoji tears emoji tears emoji
― goole, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 21:27 (nine years ago) link
haahaha
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 7 April 2015 21:46 (nine years ago) link
LOL! Srsly giggling at work.
― schwantz, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 00:25 (nine years ago) link
I presume you are referring to such people as Paris the Hilton and the Kardashian Accumulation. They exist and therefore must be recognized. They help to fill the empty hours of shut-ins and assorted gapers. Beyond that, they're nothing special.
― Giant Purple Wakerobin (Aimless), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 00:35 (nine years ago) link
http://www.playboy.com/articles/tunnels-to-celebrity-homes-playboy-mansion
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 01:23 (nine years ago) link
aimless fearlessly trenchant rn
― adam, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 01:26 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/DpO1bjm.gif
― clouds, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 04:09 (nine years ago) link
adam what is yr opinion on celebs who are "famous for being famous" i'm curious
― Giant Purple Wakerobin (Aimless), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:56 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/thedavidcrosby/status/580813732055371776
― gr8080, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 19:17 (nine years ago) link
holy
https://twitter.com/Rocket_Gamera/status/580843025041084416https://twitter.com/thedavidcrosby/status/580847958565912576
― goole, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 19:19 (nine years ago) link
oops i meant to link this one
https://twitter.com/thedavidcrosby/status/577596712295882752
― gr8080, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 19:22 (nine years ago) link
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 19:26 (nine years ago) link
http://uproxx.com/tv/2015/04/silicon-valley-dick-joke-oral-history/
― schwantz, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 22:15 (nine years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?t=167&v=mGcHNnI2mh4
― scott seward, Thursday, 9 April 2015 13:05 (nine years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/eBg13nzYEvZ
― 龜, Friday, 10 April 2015 02:18 (nine years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/OFqOTEnBFAV
― gr8080, Friday, 10 April 2015 10:54 (nine years ago) link
http://gothamist.com/2015/04/09/matthew_broderick_ohhh_yeah.php
https://twitter.com/Lowenaffchen/status/586582132195209216
― 龜, Friday, 10 April 2015 17:39 (nine years ago) link
fuuuuuuuck
― gr8080, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:24 (nine years ago) link
goddam
― goole, Friday, 10 April 2015 19:52 (nine years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/Ol1T7phWF0I
― 龜, Sunday, 12 April 2015 13:57 (nine years ago) link
is it bcz yr haole
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 12 April 2015 14:20 (nine years ago) link
everything I do, I do as a haole
― Giant Purple Wakerobin (Aimless), Sunday, 12 April 2015 17:01 (nine years ago) link
lol whoops wrong thread
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 12 April 2015 17:40 (nine years ago) link
thought you were talking about the pelican; wonderful thread mislocation
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 01:36 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/uye8V4B.jpg
― 龜, Monday, 13 April 2015 01:43 (nine years ago) link
i'm missing the lol? unless it's just the marketing and i'm too jaded to care.
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 01:46 (nine years ago) link
http://www.metrolyrics.com/mambo-number-5-lyrics-lou-bega.html
― 1staethyr, Monday, 13 April 2015 01:54 (nine years ago) link
Aw you told him
I was hoping like 5 months from now forks would be in the shower or the car or something and all of a sudden be like "OHHHH THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS"
― 龜, Monday, 13 April 2015 01:55 (nine years ago) link
i um never really heard mambo #5 and it took your follow up post for me to figure out the lyrics and the pic were related
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 02:01 (nine years ago) link
i mean, i can recognize it when i hear it but i wasn't listening to pop radio in '99 i guess and have somehow mostly avoided it without really meaning to.
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 02:02 (nine years ago) link
Cool dude I accept the fact that you don't own a TV and I respect you for that
― 龜, Monday, 13 April 2015 02:05 (nine years ago) link
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 13 April 2015 02:28 (nine years ago) link
i own four tvs but i was completely broke and working at a salvation army in 99 so minimal media exposure at the time
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 02:43 (nine years ago) link
sorry, meant to say: i own fourteen tvs
i am actually posting from a tv right now
How do you have WebTV but not know Mamba #5
― pplains, Monday, 13 April 2015 03:01 (nine years ago) link
i haven't got around to getting napster yet
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 03:08 (nine years ago) link
I can't prove it but feel fairly certain that in 2002 a bar in Chicago played Mambo #5 repeatedly in an effort to get me and my party to leave.
― joygoat, Monday, 13 April 2015 04:27 (nine years ago) link
did it work?
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 13 April 2015 08:45 (nine years ago) link
We eventually left but not til it had played at least five times, so kind of a stalemate.
― joygoat, Monday, 13 April 2015 18:07 (nine years ago) link
http://www.mandatory.com/2015/04/13/the-laker-girls-did-a-lunch-date-with-fans-and-the-pictures-are/
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 23:48 (nine years ago) link
OMG that is a murderers row.
― schwantz, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 23:52 (nine years ago) link
so lol much funnyhttp://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/4108ca2aa97e021ea5490ec2f8edcde6/201809294/17.jpg
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 00:21 (nine years ago) link
Carl's Jr marketing is so much different from Hardee's.
― pplains, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 00:25 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t-iFr9q1I8
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 04:02 (nine years ago) link
― And let’s say a new Hozier comes along, and Spotify outbids you (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 05:06 (nine years ago) link
finally someone watched that through all the way! i'd been saying!
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 05:17 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/3aOfEx0.jpg
― 龜, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 11:06 (nine years ago) link
*guesses*
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 11:55 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x4bfHllX2A
― am0n, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 14:48 (nine years ago) link
lmfao
― diamonddave85 (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 15:00 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/GBMwi8g.png
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 16:28 (nine years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/OEZ6mg32MQt
― am0n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 18:56 (nine years ago) link
why?
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Thursday, 16 April 2015 18:58 (nine years ago) link
whah
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 17 April 2015 12:47 (nine years ago) link
http://40.media.tumblr.com/d54b7447ebdde73680baad3897fc4947/tumblr_nmihmaQ7FS1rck6i3o1_540.png
― pplains, Saturday, 18 April 2015 23:23 (nine years ago) link
that looks scarily like my brother
― truvada mangano (clouds), Sunday, 19 April 2015 04:00 (nine years ago) link
http://the-toast.net/2015/04/22/bible-verses-where-the-word-forbidden-has-been-replaced-by-unchill/
― 龜, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 17:10 (nine years ago) link
i don't have much of an issue with most benign modern slang but chill/unchill is my official first self-acknowledged grumpy old man shakes fist at cloud computing moment
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:08 (nine years ago) link
wait - that's not a new thing. I feel like that's super old! The terms I mean.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:17 (nine years ago) link
i mean the recent interwebs resurrection of categorizing everything as chill/unchill or "so unchill" as a pseudo-doge dismissalit's going through a moment
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:21 (nine years ago) link
https://medium.com/matter/against-chill-930dfb60a577
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:21 (nine years ago) link
Damn forks has no chill
― 龜, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:42 (nine years ago) link
posts that are preordained
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:52 (nine years ago) link
http://www.drugpolicy.org/realistic-marijuana-user-stock-images?keys=recreational
― goole, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:14 (nine years ago) link
http://www.drugpolicy.org/sites/default/files/imagecache/photo_mid/images/stock_photos/male-smoking-marijuana-pipe_4881.jpg
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:16 (nine years ago) link
http://www.drugpolicy.org/photo-library/older-female-vaping-marijuana-and-knitting
― goole, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:16 (nine years ago) link
http://www.drugpolicy.org/sites/default/files/images/stock_photos/group-adults-marijuana-watching-movie_7515.jpg
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:44 (nine years ago) link
xpost to people who have figured out how to live
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:45 (nine years ago) link
I guarantee some idealistic writer is going to give cancer to the man on the left.
― pplains, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:47 (nine years ago) link
meticulous couch with those snacks and that crew seems kind of impossible
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:49 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Twg1C3Bl.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:58 (nine years ago) link
"i don't know why but jenga... i mean think about that word, jenga... it's so goddamn funny, JENGA"
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 22:02 (nine years ago) link
curtains closed - paranoid much?
― NotKnowPotato (stevie), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 22:02 (nine years ago) link
is drinking ice water out of jars a thing now
― drash, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 22:05 (nine years ago) link
Cottonmouth buddy
― 龜, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 22:06 (nine years ago) link
(and i made do with lukewarm plastic bottle)
excellent idea, will adopt
― drash, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 22:41 (nine years ago) link
Diverse group of adult women shooting heroin at a bbq
― example (crüt), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 22:57 (nine years ago) link
The oughts end some time around mid-2012 with the eventual demise of dubstep.
― but then again, who really cares? I don’t. (dog latin)
― the late great, Thursday, 23 April 2015 05:51 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/2jdcfXg.png
http://i.imgur.com/8bLAI8R.png
http://i.imgur.com/Ukq7eTW.png
― 龜, Thursday, 23 April 2015 11:40 (nine years ago) link
man
https://twitter.com/jayxxx1
― goole, Thursday, 23 April 2015 20:21 (nine years ago) link
JAY BUKARTEK @JAYXXX1 · Apr 20HOW ABOUT JAYS IDEA 4 CHIPS IN A BOTTLE THAT U CAN EAT AND NO MORE RED ON HANDS FROM HOT CHIPS LET JAY KNOW IF U LIKE 2 INVEST IN IT
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 April 2015 20:23 (nine years ago) link
dude has been doing this for awhile
JAY BUKARTEK @JAYXXX1 · Aug 27Has anybody rated their grandparents from 1 to 5 what would you give them and did you learn from them
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 April 2015 20:31 (nine years ago) link
I saw someone wearing pants like those on the street a week ago no joke they pulled it off.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 23 April 2015 21:02 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ely5hu2.png
http://i.imgur.com/QtBQnKW.png
http://i.imgur.com/Kx23rtj.png
http://i.imgur.com/anEuqm3.png
― 龜, Sunday, 26 April 2015 12:25 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/gewqk/status/593788568818065408
― goole, Thursday, 30 April 2015 16:51 (eight years ago) link
http://global.fncstatic.com/static/managed/img/tretert363636.jpg
― StanM, Friday, 1 May 2015 03:19 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZPQVs-y8oQ
― gr8080, Sunday, 3 May 2015 23:41 (eight years ago) link
"Missing Plug-in"
― markers, Sunday, 3 May 2015 23:55 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/crushingbort/status/591425839344017408
― markers, Sunday, 3 May 2015 23:56 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yicM-N1bvm0
― del griffith, Thursday, 7 May 2015 02:03 (eight years ago) link
i'm hearing this song in my head while watching that videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCGoA-dZBzo
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 May 2015 04:44 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9qnhKYt4f0
― 😂 (am0n), Thursday, 7 May 2015 15:48 (eight years ago) link
https://vt.tumblr.com/tumblr_nieogiWtQZ1rxm7g0.mp4
― 😂 (am0n), Thursday, 7 May 2015 15:50 (eight years ago) link
Have watched that at least a dozen times in the last 30 seconds.
― Norse Jung (Eric H.), Thursday, 7 May 2015 16:10 (eight years ago) link
A++ on both
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 May 2015 16:19 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/mXJyGLZ.jpg
― all my hatians if u play they make u (gr8080), Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:23 (eight years ago) link
A+ collar bone rub
― check out this insane slothroprhymes yall (Spottie), Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:50 (eight years ago) link
A+ eyeroll
― Mademoiselle Coiffures (mattresslessness), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:16 (eight years ago) link
http://torontoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Screen-Shot-2015-05-13-at-2.26.36-AM-640x301.png
― goole, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:43 (eight years ago) link
doesn't live up to the classic
http://whenfallsthecoliseum.com/wp-content/uploads/wolf-blitzer-on-jeopardy.jpg
― Immediate Follower (NA), Thursday, 14 May 2015 19:21 (eight years ago) link
i'm not rly getting the lol factor on either of those, someone plz explain it to me
― WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 14 May 2015 21:24 (eight years ago) link
mr. wonderful! and wolf blitzer are idiots
― 😂 (am0n), Thursday, 14 May 2015 22:17 (eight years ago) link
mr. wonderful really is an idiot.the guess that put him in the red for good was on a question as to which city Bruce Springsteen was singing about in his lyrics, "Oh brother are you gonna leave me wastin' away on the streets of _____"mr. wonderful's guess was "new jersey"
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 May 2015 22:22 (eight years ago) link
http://gawker.com/fbi-and-homeland-security-respond-to-shocking-goatse-bo-1704768347?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
― schwantz, Friday, 15 May 2015 20:36 (eight years ago) link
yessss! Ive always wanted to hack those electronic billboards
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 15 May 2015 21:38 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/WFfg1xv.jpg
― StanM, Monday, 25 May 2015 08:10 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suYz5SHFHyA
― 龜, Monday, 25 May 2015 14:05 (eight years ago) link
https://youtu.be/JrMukwjJTfA
― thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Monday, 25 May 2015 17:12 (eight years ago) link
https://youtu.be/vrPOOkJkXMk
http://i.imgur.com/snEXaqO.jpg
― 龜, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 13:06 (eight years ago) link
looks like ILM may have a competitor!
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 15:10 (eight years ago) link
one allows lonely shut-ins to masturbate to niche material and the other is pornhub
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 17:34 (eight years ago) link
― 龜, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 18:05 (eight years ago) link
well-formed
― goole, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 18:33 (eight years ago) link
that is like a bizzaro world version of s1ocki's Sad YouTube project
― gr8080, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 20:50 (eight years ago) link
http://www.gocomics.com/the-comic-strip-that-has-a-finale-every-day/2015/06/05
― Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 5 June 2015 20:48 (eight years ago) link
i would like it better if it were a different random collection of characters every time
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 5 June 2015 21:22 (eight years ago) link
EXCELLENT
http://i.imgur.com/mkjiGBo.gif
(at the Dutch Pinkpop festival, yesterday - with massive crowd roar: https://www.facebook.com/3VOOR12/videos/880157632045788/ )
― StanM, Sunday, 14 June 2015 12:56 (eight years ago) link
what's the over/under on that cup being filled with piss
― bizarro gazzara, Sunday, 14 June 2015 19:21 (eight years ago) link
if they're serving carlsberg at pinkpop we'll need to wait until the tests come back from the lab to know for sure
― appropriation and whatnot (stevie), Monday, 15 June 2015 08:24 (eight years ago) link
carlsberg just got served here on ilx that's for sure
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 15 June 2015 09:24 (eight years ago) link
*applauds*
― appropriation and whatnot (stevie), Monday, 15 June 2015 10:56 (eight years ago) link
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8xe6nLVXEC0&feature=youtu.be
Someone earnestly linked to this on Facebook.
I don't know where else to put it. Deep stuff.
― Hell Books (latebloomer), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 04:46 (eight years ago) link
Worst songs thread is that way --->
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 07:45 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dhXrzs8pJc
― StanM, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 20:08 (eight years ago) link
― Hell Books (latebloomer), Tuesday, June 16, 2015 12:46 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
If this was a Louis CK routine instead of rapping British person it would be breaking Kinja with white tears
― lil dork (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 17 June 2015 13:53 (eight years ago) link
emo redditor sleaford mods
― gr8080, Wednesday, 17 June 2015 15:57 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/zbD9yUh.jpg
― StanM, Thursday, 18 June 2015 19:17 (eight years ago) link
hi my mother very poop with me
― 😭 (am0n), Thursday, 18 June 2015 19:26 (eight years ago) link
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 18 June 2015 19:32 (eight years ago) link
prob best not to think about that too much
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 18 June 2015 19:36 (eight years ago) link
It can't be possible to flush one of those, can it?
― how's life, Thursday, 18 June 2015 19:39 (eight years ago) link
Do they even come in child size? Who's volunteering to google this?
― StanM, Thursday, 18 June 2015 19:41 (eight years ago) link
Resolved Question
― een, Thursday, 18 June 2015 19:42 (eight years ago) link
^^^ that is the thing that will keep me awake at night
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 18 June 2015 20:09 (eight years ago) link
if 'jonathan miller' is that guy's real name he's lucky to have one so common it's effectively ungoogleable
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 18 June 2015 20:39 (eight years ago) link
basically anyone with that name you can assume had a poop plug
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Thursday, 18 June 2015 21:18 (eight years ago) link
"keeping dicks out" is the opposite of what a buttplug does
― wappy legs (clouds), Sunday, 21 June 2015 00:37 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11008517_10153348535665682_3055614367657886926_n.jpg?oh=fbc4c29ee487ef61e4b1d28d45f603e9&oe=561A42BD
― e-bouquet (mattresslessness), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 15:10 (eight years ago) link
so fake
― example (crüt), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 15:17 (eight years ago) link
you saying the tickets won't get you in?
― Eyeball Kicks, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 16:11 (eight years ago) link
http://i57.tinypic.com/2rzbbxf.jpg
― Nobody ever knows anything. (sleepingbag), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 16:38 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saDmuon6tCg
― gr8080, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 18:10 (eight years ago) link
that could have been so much worse
― Spottie, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 18:13 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4QYvXpaXlY
― Hikikomori Povich (tsrobodo), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 18:28 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CIRi6_mWsAAnNFX.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/CIRi6_uXAAAxyBL.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/CIRi6_uWgAAxIbU.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/CIRi6_0WIAAskgI.jpg
― goole, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 18:53 (eight years ago) link
thank you for the new dn
― you throw darts like a lesser man (stevie), Thursday, 25 June 2015 09:39 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/jFNQI57.gif
― pplains, Sunday, 28 June 2015 01:52 (eight years ago) link
the pieta
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 June 2015 02:09 (eight years ago) link
you misspelled piñata.
― pplains, Sunday, 28 June 2015 02:18 (eight years ago) link
My mistake
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 June 2015 03:51 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/PZFMZKA.jpg
― gr8080, Monday, 29 June 2015 20:46 (eight years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?t=45&v=YCeQLeQiRP4
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 2 July 2015 15:41 (eight years ago) link
shit, meant to embed that
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 2 July 2015 15:42 (eight years ago) link
Well shit, the "explanation" video linked in the description is private.
― Je55e, Saturday, 4 July 2015 15:50 (eight years ago) link
https://d262ilb51hltx0.cloudfront.net/max/600/1*ma0ERYeoUjmk9Yg1UfqFgQ.jpeg
― goole, Thursday, 9 July 2015 19:15 (eight years ago) link
laughapalooza is very good
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 13 July 2015 20:41 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Y6RrqHk.jpg
― Hikikomori Povich (tsrobodo), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 15:25 (eight years ago) link
prosecutors getting funney
http://nbc4i.com/2015/07/15/suspect-accused-of-stealing-more-than-100-cases-of-energy-drink/
“Mr. Meadows has stolen 794 bottles of 5-Hour Energy—or the equivalent of 3970 hours of continuous, instant energy—that we can verify,” said First Assistant City Prosecutor Bill R. Hedrick. “He is either a cog in an organized theft ring or one seriously wired energy drink addict who hasn’t slept in months.”
― goole, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 17:01 (eight years ago) link
this remains one of my favorite thingshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehl3xYIBP5U
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 19:35 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ED0iJ95.jpg
― 龜, Saturday, 18 July 2015 14:38 (eight years ago) link
a paragon of commitment and dedication
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Saturday, 18 July 2015 15:10 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snRYCLVM9Do
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:22 (eight years ago) link
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:29 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob/status/625807877266083840
― 龜, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 00:31 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/vGSucn8.jpg
― 龜, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 12:00 (eight years ago) link
just-engaged couple ask hibachi chef to spell out their initials in rice:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLBKueqUEAAHZKx.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 14:14 (eight years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/eXudDWX1lpl
― gr8080, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 16:10 (eight years ago) link
http://www.yelp.com/biz/river-bluff-dental-bloomington
― e-bouquet (mattresslessness), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 16:13 (eight years ago) link
http://blogs.wsj.com/law/2015/07/28/mom-throws-dream-party-for-personal-injury-lawyer-obsessed-toddler/
― Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 17:36 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Wg5XVyK.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/Wg5XVyK.gif
― gr8080, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 20:18 (eight years ago) link
hhhhahaaa
― Spottie, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 20:22 (eight years ago) link
dope
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 20:29 (eight years ago) link
― gawker's psychotic monkeys (imago), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 20:29 (eight years ago) link
are you seriously sadfacing a dying housefly
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 20:32 (eight years ago) link
He died for your love
― The Once-ler, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 22:52 (eight years ago) link
two designer-shirted young things in the marble-floored conservatory of a mansion exhibiting precisely zero solemnity in the face of death is quite macabre imo
― imago, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 22:58 (eight years ago) link
You should watch the gif of the fly's funeral service, the two boys gave v moving eulogies.
― the lungs of either a horse or a human baby (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 23:03 (eight years ago) link
can I cheer you up?
― The Once-ler, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 23:08 (eight years ago) link
gifshaming
― gr8080, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 23:16 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEkBdkZ6Gcsthis is a soundtrack for the gif :)
― The Once-ler, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 23:21 (eight years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?t=29&v=e3n7ydQt140
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Thursday, 30 July 2015 01:02 (eight years ago) link
https://youtu.be/e3n7ydQt140
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Thursday, 30 July 2015 01:03 (eight years ago) link
\_(ツ)_/¯
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Thursday, 30 July 2015 01:04 (eight years ago) link
http://www.boredpanda.com/costume-squirrel-whisperer-sneezy-nary-krupa/
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 July 2015 05:10 (eight years ago) link
― imago, Wednesday, July 29, 2015 10:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
imago otm
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 30 July 2015 10:52 (eight years ago) link
I do have a problem with the guy on the left... he needs to look at the camera longer and preferably keep the head bob going because that's the heart and soul of the gif
― The Once-ler, Thursday, 30 July 2015 11:56 (eight years ago) link
gonna kill a half dozen flies today because of this thread, you monsters
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 July 2015 14:06 (eight years ago) link
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/windows-10-users-asked-to-pay-subscription-fee-for-microsoft-solitaire-10426799.html
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 30 July 2015 15:05 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLLAHZ6WUAADPjG.png
― mookieproof, Thursday, 30 July 2015 15:22 (eight years ago) link
The game has been part of Windows since version 3.0, which was released in 1990, and was designed by an internet who didn’t get any pay for doing so.
― welltris (crüt), Thursday, 30 July 2015 16:01 (eight years ago) link
tbf, the internet did design "the game"
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 July 2015 16:02 (eight years ago) link
http://demiadejuyigbe.tumblr.com/post/125440289114
― gr8080, Thursday, 30 July 2015 18:22 (eight years ago) link
Truly tragichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LPftKZSOM8
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Friday, 31 July 2015 15:14 (eight years ago) link
when family reunions go wrong
http://imgur.com/gallery/fwG1BCM
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Saturday, 1 August 2015 05:44 (eight years ago) link
jesus, what a horrible way to learn about grandma's sex life
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 1 August 2015 06:00 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/rlNZ24U.gif
― bizarro gazzara, Saturday, 1 August 2015 11:23 (eight years ago) link
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 1 August 2015 12:06 (eight years ago) link
oh internet
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 1 August 2015 16:05 (eight years ago) link
that is unbelievable
― gr8080, Saturday, 1 August 2015 17:26 (eight years ago) link
the reaction of the guy on the left is killing me
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 1 August 2015 22:54 (eight years ago) link
a heartwarming moment of connection
― drash, Saturday, 1 August 2015 22:58 (eight years ago) link
https://youtu.be/PKPnqlpgs_g?t=4m9s
― pplains, Saturday, 1 August 2015 23:09 (eight years ago) link
aw the payoff is even nicer there
― balls, Saturday, 1 August 2015 23:22 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/FICDbBf.jpg
― circa1916, Saturday, 1 August 2015 23:25 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAIh4_9GUl8
― Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 2 August 2015 04:54 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/TkoVBao.gif
― bizarro gazzara, Sunday, 2 August 2015 22:18 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/kRil3TU.png
― am0n, Monday, 3 August 2015 17:35 (eight years ago) link
http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/126565597885
― gr8080, Thursday, 13 August 2015 18:56 (eight years ago) link
slightly guilty lolz @ this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz3YvE_FHXY
― five six and (man alive), Thursday, 13 August 2015 19:33 (eight years ago) link
#guile'sthemegoeswitheverything
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 August 2015 21:00 (eight years ago) link
http://i.onionstatic.com/avclub/5511/85/original/640.jpg
― am0n, Thursday, 13 August 2015 21:22 (eight years ago) link
https://i.gyazo.com/be65979e6e603c18bce087430cc7d0b0.png
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 20:19 (eight years ago) link
probably posted before but this is my favourite thing on the internet of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RW_fIWuG2c
― Stop counting smart one. (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 20:31 (eight years ago) link
http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-33992549
― StanM, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 22:27 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hopeFgwApCMdude is on pointhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOoMV8eDpS4
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 August 2015 15:59 (eight years ago) link
i'm buying inhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r2xIVPas88
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 August 2015 16:02 (eight years ago) link
LMAO it's not even that he said that, it's they fucking aired it
― Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 27 August 2015 16:51 (eight years ago) link
and that they waited for the "idunno... satan is pretty cool" part
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 August 2015 17:04 (eight years ago) link
uh are you sure they actually aired it?
― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Thursday, 27 August 2015 19:30 (eight years ago) link
like it looks to me like it was spliced in.
― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Thursday, 27 August 2015 19:32 (eight years ago) link
yea
― Spottie, Thursday, 27 August 2015 19:33 (eight years ago) link
funny tho
It is funny.
― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Thursday, 27 August 2015 19:34 (eight years ago) link
https://i.gyazo.com/31168a05daafe234974e475540783677.png
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 28 August 2015 14:11 (eight years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/eIXejbQ2utM
― Three Word Username, Monday, 31 August 2015 12:29 (eight years ago) link
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 31 August 2015 12:46 (eight years ago) link
― welltris (crüt), Monday, 31 August 2015 12:49 (eight years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/eIdZgvUnaiQ
― goole, Monday, 31 August 2015 16:12 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/5eh3Dvl.png
― 龜, Monday, 31 August 2015 16:46 (eight years ago) link
no
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 31 August 2015 17:04 (eight years ago) link
i hate to be so cold hearted but no one gave a shit when i saw toy geese and started crying, so toughen up child
― 1995 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 31 August 2015 17:08 (eight years ago) link
is that a real article? i don't know who i would kick off the island first, jessiga mary williams, the frightened child, or the horrifying toy geese
― 1995 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 31 August 2015 17:09 (eight years ago) link
Could've been worse. Could've been a shopping cart full of these:
http://i.imgur.com/ranzRQ6.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 31 August 2015 17:15 (eight years ago) link
i think there are some fake sounds in that vine/ maybe like a bunch of dudes off-camera screaming, still very lol
― gr8080, Monday, 31 August 2015 22:12 (eight years ago) link
trigger warning: genocide
― balls, Monday, 31 August 2015 22:44 (eight years ago) link
that is first class
― ogmor, Monday, 31 August 2015 23:02 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11058639_10153570521250421_1748041495909030051_n.jpg?oh=efb13813679e0e987627445ff919c0be&oe=5662B289
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 03:57 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/sjubludh/status/638435532641599488/video/1
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 19:05 (eight years ago) link
sublime
― goole, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 19:34 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CN581P5WEAA-xze.png
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 14:45 (eight years ago) link
#actually
― μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 2 September 2015 15:06 (eight years ago) link
just not with Felix Salmon
― Neil S, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 15:31 (eight years ago) link
why am I watching that video
― μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 2 September 2015 15:49 (eight years ago) link
because you want to know why women actually enjoy anal sex i guess
pls report back on your findings
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 17:00 (eight years ago) link
how do i delete 'salmon anal sex' from my search history
― rip van wanko, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 17:16 (eight years ago) link
Hmmm. Maybe add "bears" to your search. They're pretty good at getting rid of salmon.
http://i.imgur.com/U3DK9FY.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 17:32 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY5vuu3SZ_A
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 September 2015 14:42 (eight years ago) link
couldn't help self; i lol'd:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGjEQN7SXh8
― andrew m., Thursday, 3 September 2015 14:45 (eight years ago) link
http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/kansas-state-band-formation-is-nsfw-1728983145
― balls, Sunday, 6 September 2015 02:35 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEemjS2lMeA
― del griffith, Sunday, 6 September 2015 16:37 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/Flyestoncampus/status/640205541365653504
― pplains, Sunday, 6 September 2015 20:11 (eight years ago) link
^ RELATED
faaaaaaaaaake
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 7 September 2015 02:53 (eight years ago) link
huge basketball shorts is an established classic
― ogmor, Monday, 7 September 2015 18:21 (eight years ago) link
it's by the same guys who did the gi joe shorts fensler films i think
― 龜, Monday, 7 September 2015 21:53 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQCXcdwICj8
― pplains, Monday, 7 September 2015 22:45 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/jBZPw1T.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/0q3tKLr.jpg
― 1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Friday, 11 September 2015 00:11 (eight years ago) link
― balls, Friday, 11 September 2015 00:21 (eight years ago) link
there's a blog i would follow
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 September 2015 03:42 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/COoyWOhWEAEbbCB.jpg
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 11 September 2015 18:03 (eight years ago) link
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 11 September 2015 19:10 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/COo-0ZFVAAA0wOB.png
memes
― mookieproof, Saturday, 12 September 2015 01:03 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CO-koUYUkAAlICV.jpg
― goole, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 22:49 (eight years ago) link
― balls, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 23:02 (eight years ago) link
How did he smuggle in B-Real?
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 01:01 (eight years ago) link
a long-time resident of Balsall Heath IIRC
― Neil S, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 06:30 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Ri0MrT7.gifv
― scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Saturday, 19 September 2015 03:06 (eight years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/eIuMHzYxzQ9
― mookieproof, Sunday, 20 September 2015 06:40 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk8ZRbblXn4
― Spottie, Sunday, 20 September 2015 07:20 (eight years ago) link
oh this is horrible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ra5jaJHCtk
― pplains, Sunday, 20 September 2015 16:07 (eight years ago) link
good thing my husband is the swimmer in the family!!!!
??????
― computer champion (harbl), Sunday, 20 September 2015 16:37 (eight years ago) link
omg pplains
― 1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Sunday, 20 September 2015 16:40 (eight years ago) link
that is a find
whaaat the
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 20 September 2015 16:46 (eight years ago) link
i'd totally forgotten that dude's name was ted williams
― balls, Sunday, 20 September 2015 17:17 (eight years ago) link
So no one sees her in a swimsuit and gets any ideas?
― pplains, Sunday, 20 September 2015 17:44 (eight years ago) link
― 1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Sunday, September 20, 2015 4:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
that little squeak she makes at the end
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 21 September 2015 04:53 (eight years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/etQTewW6HjA
― 龜, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 12:03 (eight years ago) link
― welltris (crüt), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 12:07 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/hkT6Vut.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 26 September 2015 21:02 (eight years ago) link
― zoso def (m bison), Saturday, 26 September 2015 22:26 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1X8jgrMhc4
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 11:38 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3tlcBC7MqQ
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 23:14 (eight years ago) link
it was kind of surreal to hear about that today. when i joined twitter, @fart was one of the first people i followed. i have no idea why. i think someone just retweeted @fart and i thought it sounded like a good person to follow. and now to see what he did today. i have a feeling this @fart is gonna be here for a while, he can't be ignored.
― 1997 ball boy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 23:28 (eight years ago) link
It's like pitching a Family Guy cutaway gag in real-time.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 23:31 (eight years ago) link
farts!
― 1997 ball boy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 23:39 (eight years ago) link
the cast of the expendables as mooncakeshttp://www.zcool.com.cn/work/ZNTExMDM3Mg==.html
― a literal scarecrow on a quaint porch (forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 October 2015 18:49 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/EryvfgL.gif
― pplains, Wednesday, 7 October 2015 00:20 (eight years ago) link
― balls, Wednesday, 7 October 2015 01:04 (eight years ago) link
bahahaha what show is that
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 7 October 2015 01:18 (eight years ago) link
built to spill
― 1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 7 October 2015 01:21 (eight years ago) link
hehe, sorry. i thought that would be funny but in the cold light of 15 seconds later, it wasn't
i loled
― balls, Wednesday, 7 October 2015 01:55 (eight years ago) link
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 7 October 2015 01:57 (eight years ago) link
http://brodyblue.deviantart.com/art/Eiffel-65-in-Blade-Runner-2-416444255
― welltris (crüt), Friday, 9 October 2015 12:42 (eight years ago) link
it only just hit me that dude in the gif is probably dad, i.e. me irl in ten years
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 9 October 2015 16:13 (eight years ago) link
i thought it was pauly shore for a sec
― goole, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:15 (eight years ago) link
Dude even looks like me in ten years.
― pplains, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:55 (eight years ago) link
2018 is ten years from now, right?
My Dad took me to concerts at 14 & 15 and stood by the bar - that dad is kind of a did for blocking an excited teen from being at the front :(
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 9 October 2015 21:04 (eight years ago) link
*dud
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 9 October 2015 21:05 (eight years ago) link
i know we are just too cool and cynical to enjoy Miranda July but this seemed self-parodic enough to maybe warrant some lols but if not plz don't eyeroll and sigh me off of the board thank you and goodbye i hope this post finds you well
http://www.nytimes.com/video/t-magazine/100000003966979/how-to-interview-rihanna.html
― Ina-Garten-Da-Vida (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 12 October 2015 19:04 (eight years ago) link
*eye-rolls so hard*
― μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 12 October 2015 19:15 (eight years ago) link
idk it was kinda cuet, i loled
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 October 2015 19:50 (eight years ago) link
I was obligated to post that because I told Stevie I wouldn't :)
― μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 12 October 2015 19:59 (eight years ago) link
miranda july is my least favorite manic depressive pixie girl
― a literal scarecrow on a quaint porch (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 October 2015 21:25 (eight years ago) link
love miranda july ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
― balls, Monday, 12 October 2015 22:31 (eight years ago) link
https://archive.org/details/KmartOctober1989
― schwantz, Monday, 12 October 2015 22:37 (eight years ago) link
Weird thing is that it sounds like it was actually recorded inside a Kmart.
― pplains, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 00:32 (eight years ago) link
let's lol together
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12106906_10208298421197245_3095389619908239562_n.jpg?oh=0a108cdb2b56f5018b00ae12e07e110b&oe=5688AA08
― Ina-Garten-Da-Vida (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 13:15 (eight years ago) link
O Stevie, you gotta post this with it: https://vine.co/v/eOZlzzAT1jY
― pplains, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 13:36 (eight years ago) link
Somewhere I have a photo I took of a neighborhood eyeglass store at night -- sign reads "TICAL"
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 14:14 (eight years ago) link
omg i thought it was a picture my friend took!! I had no idea there was a vine!
― Ina-Garten-Da-Vida (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 14:34 (eight years ago) link
See, if you'd step back from Snapchat and join the rest of us in 2014 with Vine...
― pplains, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 14:47 (eight years ago) link
dang stevie u so old
― a literal scarecrow on a quaint porch (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 14:51 (eight years ago) link
― balls, Monday, October 12, 2015 11:31 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
seconded.
― please don't shampoo your eyes (stevie), Wednesday, 14 October 2015 15:23 (eight years ago) link
That + Stevie brought back memories of this classic
― midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 1 November 2013 01:24 (1 year ago) Permalink
― Je55e, Thursday, 15 October 2015 00:35 (eight years ago) link
Oh, which was based on a pic by hurting/man alive.
― Je55e, Thursday, 15 October 2015 00:38 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvTN9siaT-M
― a literal scarecrow on a quaint porch (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 October 2015 16:12 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/clXtICk.png
― gr8080, Thursday, 15 October 2015 17:28 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PseNrUeSmXk
― μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 15 October 2015 18:24 (eight years ago) link
more like o_O
― The Once-ler, Friday, 16 October 2015 12:45 (eight years ago) link
classic clip. i hope that when our new superstructure alien overlords turn their listening beam toward earth, that's the first thing they pick up. also lol at everyone gradually walking away from brett during the last minute of that
― 1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Friday, 16 October 2015 13:21 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/pgXrkX3.gif
― pplains, Saturday, 17 October 2015 01:38 (eight years ago) link
that guy's vine is amazing
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 17 October 2015 16:46 (eight years ago) link
i have been lolling at this for ten straight minutes
― please don't shampoo your eyes (stevie), Sunday, 18 October 2015 12:03 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flw_EB-RXNE
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 October 2015 15:30 (eight years ago) link
Sounds like a Colin Stetson album tbf
― Spottie, Monday, 19 October 2015 17:37 (eight years ago) link
lol the realm of plumbing-based skronk remains tantalisingly unexplored
― ogmor, Monday, 19 October 2015 17:40 (eight years ago) link
ohhh my fuckin god i'd buy that record
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 21 October 2015 06:34 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/hnsrxW3.gifv
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 03:00 (eight years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/THEFATJEWISH/photos/a.372302929528943.88261.370783513014218/712633845495848/?type=3&pnref=story
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/v/t1.0-9/10628262_712633845495848_3903020978826866622_n.jpg?oh=0ab864f42698f430ace55a2ad55d81a0&oe=56BB44F9
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Sunday, 1 November 2015 03:40 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN_0_YAqtWo
― gr8080, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 19:32 (eight years ago) link
sometimes i think i should just give up and move to canada
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 19:49 (eight years ago) link
"From Vancouver. I think it's fantastic. Everything is well done."
― please don't shampoo your eyes (stevie), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 10:48 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/rxP35JWl.jpg
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 5 November 2015 16:31 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dNl1YPAjww
― welltris (crüt), Sunday, 15 November 2015 22:40 (eight years ago) link
that 'Show your thinking' one is the best thing I've ever seen
― avant-garde, sissy bounce, zombie rave, aquacrunk, warlock, oceangrunge, (imago), Sunday, 15 November 2015 23:02 (eight years ago) link
http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/11-16-2015/CWkwoz.gif
― please don't shampoo your eyes (stevie), Monday, 16 November 2015 15:29 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/PDnmo7g.gif
― am0n, Monday, 16 November 2015 21:48 (eight years ago) link
― the late great, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 00:37 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g3--WYH8SY
― am0n, Wednesday, 18 November 2015 00:03 (eight years ago) link
videos that make you feel like you might be stoned
― μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 00:58 (eight years ago) link
I keep going back to that "Bobby" pic and laughing every time
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 02:55 (eight years ago) link
Jeffpardy is amazing
― JRN, Wednesday, 18 November 2015 03:32 (eight years ago) link
http://www.cafe.com/cafe-investigation-whats-going-on-in-rep-louie-gohmerts-head/
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 04:46 (eight years ago) link
https://i.gyazo.com/d7ea92008ac3022fd29e7cd244563c85.png
url
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 19 November 2015 14:37 (eight years ago) link
haha god bless
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 19 November 2015 15:00 (eight years ago) link
http://36.media.tumblr.com/e34145fde3f30e295a25cc721647dc2f/tumblr_inline_ns682w90gK1qmoaae_500.png
― bricc baby hitlo (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 22 November 2015 15:54 (eight years ago) link
oops:
http://lizardshuffle.tumblr.com/post/125284741454/oh-my-gdo-can-you-draw-godzilla-momma-carrying
lol did whiney just post a comic strip to ilx
― gr8080, Monday, 23 November 2015 15:33 (eight years ago) link
oops indeed
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 23 November 2015 15:58 (eight years ago) link
xkcd vs. MATT
― am0n, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 21:06 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/9hHOypL.jpg
― 龜, Monday, 7 December 2015 13:45 (eight years ago) link
http://www.dailydot.com/politics/hillary-clinton-silicon-valley-disrupt-isis/
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 7 December 2015 15:44 (eight years ago) link
congrats dayo
― balls, Monday, 7 December 2015 20:36 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/HitDaBoogieZ/status/645052265531838464
― gr8080, Thursday, 17 December 2015 16:39 (eight years ago) link
https://i.gyazo.com/98a86013bb5980555e2e8316a652fe45.png
https://medium.com/backchannel/top-tech-long-reads-of-2016-c30672680d42#.w6dlnhb0u
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 22 December 2015 16:48 (eight years ago) link
https://media.giphy.com/media/3o8doLMgq5UlfKZVMA/giphy.gif
― how's life, Wednesday, 23 December 2015 17:56 (eight years ago) link
hahahah
― pplains, Wednesday, 23 December 2015 18:18 (eight years ago) link
hahahahahahahaha
― ecclesiastes nutz (m bison), Wednesday, 23 December 2015 19:44 (eight years ago) link
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 23 December 2015 21:39 (eight years ago) link
― Whoremonger (jed_), Wednesday, 23 December 2015 23:12 (eight years ago) link
Can I have an ID or link for the White Canadian reggae teenagers playing and singing about sensimilla or sth? It was yeeeears back.
― Whoremonger (jed_), Wednesday, 30 December 2015 00:10 (eight years ago) link
what you gonna do when you run out of gancha? i just watched it a few months ago lemme look
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Wednesday, 30 December 2015 01:58 (eight years ago) link
searched for "run out of gancha" on youtube ^_^https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jYMP1tz02Q
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Wednesday, 30 December 2015 01:59 (eight years ago) link
― Whoremonger (jed_), Wednesday, 30 December 2015 02:06 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgWeTkrlnJ0&feature=youtu.be
― video2000, Thursday, 7 January 2016 16:05 (eight years ago) link
with half a billion dollars you could lobby to decriminalize cocaine and prostitution
― gr8080, Thursday, 7 January 2016 16:38 (eight years ago) link
wealthy vs rich argument
― Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 January 2016 17:34 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/bobby/status/685196002370912257
― balls, Thursday, 7 January 2016 23:20 (eight years ago) link
hmm why is there water leaking from the side before he cuts
― μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 8 January 2016 01:37 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwxnVZ4el0Q
― pplains, Saturday, 9 January 2016 19:40 (eight years ago) link
― clouds, Saturday, 9 January 2016 23:24 (eight years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/geobest/videos/1708353452744714/
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 11 January 2016 15:20 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CYnPsylWYAEwqM2.png
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 16:25 (eight years ago) link
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 16:26 (eight years ago) link
haaa I just saw that on Twitter
― Very selfish, and very ironic (DJP), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 16:30 (eight years ago) link
if dogs could goatse... you could stop right there and I'd already be laughing.
― pplains, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 16:34 (eight years ago) link
http://marathonpacks.tumblr.com/post/16059644880
― marcos, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 19:18 (eight years ago) link
http://56.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxz8a23SBG1qdsgblo1_500.jpghttp://56.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxz8a23SBG1qdsgblo2_500.jpg
someone call ISIS, the next target has been identified
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 19:38 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/kYoGblf.png
― 龜, Thursday, 14 January 2016 16:51 (eight years ago) link
love to jenga
― μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 14 January 2016 16:51 (eight years ago) link
this lol is beyond my feeble comprehension
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 14 January 2016 16:56 (eight years ago) link
what happened in 2001...
― 龜, Thursday, 14 January 2016 16:58 (eight years ago) link
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 January 2016 17:00 (eight years ago) link
what a dramatic collapse from such a towering position
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 January 2016 17:01 (eight years ago) link
XD
― how's life, Thursday, 14 January 2016 17:15 (eight years ago) link
guilty lol
― Spottie, Thursday, 14 January 2016 17:44 (eight years ago) link
http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/intel/2012/10/03/03_RomneyJenga.o.gif/a_560x375.gif.gif
don't sleep
― goole, Thursday, 14 January 2016 17:46 (eight years ago) link
jet fuel can't burn through jenga blocks fyi
― brownie, Thursday, 14 January 2016 17:52 (eight years ago) link
― gr8080, Thursday, 14 January 2016 18:06 (eight years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/ceez.diem/videos/962301587179503/
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 15 January 2016 03:58 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7KdLuMmwo0&feature=youtu.be
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 15 January 2016 04:31 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/KVfJUD0.jpg
― 龜, Friday, 15 January 2016 13:15 (eight years ago) link
jesus christ
― Butt here is always time for the John Mayer Trio or Sting. (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 January 2016 14:45 (eight years ago) link
oh god, that took me far too long
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 15 January 2016 14:48 (eight years ago) link
NOT COOL. (I laughed once my heart restarted.)
― Three Word Username, Friday, 15 January 2016 15:08 (eight years ago) link
I opened this at work, should i clear my desk now?
― Less surprised by the total lack of surprises (stevie), Friday, 15 January 2016 15:26 (eight years ago) link
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, January 15, 2016 8:48 AM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
SAME
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, 15 January 2016 15:33 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYc4DT18EJg
― schwantz, Friday, 15 January 2016 22:51 (eight years ago) link
That might be my favorite shred yet. I think I just pulled something.
― Professor Bworlph (Old Lunch), Saturday, 16 January 2016 00:51 (eight years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/FggAw2o.jpg
― StanM, Sunday, 17 January 2016 08:33 (eight years ago) link
actual lol
― how's life, Sunday, 17 January 2016 11:21 (eight years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/MLMb0XqXU3v
― 龜, Monday, 18 January 2016 17:40 (eight years ago) link
If only that poor kid knew where the family smartphone thermometer has been.
― Professor Bworlph (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 January 2016 18:08 (eight years ago) link
trending https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvYPUHpZerU
― davey, Tuesday, 19 January 2016 06:24 (eight years ago) link
wish they could all smell like waffles
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Tuesday, 19 January 2016 19:56 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/MytHmSj.png
― 龜, Thursday, 21 January 2016 13:07 (eight years ago) link
http://memecrunch.com/meme/AKXO9/boss-makes-a-dollar-i-make-a-dime/image.gif
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 21 January 2016 15:53 (eight years ago) link
ashamed to lolling that much at farting waffle iron
― marcos, Thursday, 21 January 2016 15:58 (eight years ago) link
http://helmsdeepwa.tumblr.com/post/137695261989/finding-the-exact-date-of-the-day-ice-cube-refers
Not so much funny as amazing but idk where it should go.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 21 January 2016 17:10 (eight years ago) link
That is pretty cool, although the Boyz n the Hood part presumes the speaker of the song is the real-life Ice Cube who also starred in Boyz n the Hood, and not a fictional Ice Cube. I think the song gives the impression of more of a regular, non-famous dude, which might make the case for a fictional Ice Cube.
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 21 January 2016 17:18 (eight years ago) link
That's definitely weak part of the analysis, because actors are not required to be on the set every day for a film shoot. Also the date in 1991 was a Friday, whereas the one in 1992 is a Monday and Friday is inherently a lazier day. Also 1992 was MLK day which I think would have been notable enough to be mentioned in the song by itself.
― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Thursday, 21 January 2016 19:13 (eight years ago) link
haha that puppet's amazing
― niels, Friday, 22 January 2016 10:11 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Y5K7s3N.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 23 January 2016 01:56 (eight years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/5cFTSiO.jpg
― mookieproof, Saturday, 23 January 2016 03:08 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CZX5HFkVAAAtNHx.jpg
― mookieproof, Saturday, 23 January 2016 03:09 (eight years ago) link
Yuk on
― pplains, Saturday, 23 January 2016 03:15 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/CZ2v7Ma.jpg
― 龜, Saturday, 23 January 2016 17:21 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFmM5CWnmtE
― ulysses, Monday, 25 January 2016 00:06 (eight years ago) link
http://askcat.guru
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 16:50 (eight years ago) link
http://video.scnow.com/Firefighter-Cant-Grasp-Hose-30225820
― how's life, Thursday, 28 January 2016 13:57 (eight years ago) link
https://giant.gfycat.com/GrayPeriodicArabianwildcat.gif
― police patrol felt the smell of smoke and found that goat burns (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 15 February 2016 18:59 (eight years ago) link
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 15 February 2016 19:15 (eight years ago) link
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh92ZnfO22ogxjcyMt
― scott seward, Tuesday, 16 February 2016 23:14 (eight years ago) link
"When officers arrived, they said they scared the turkeys away by walking toward them."
http://6abc.com/1204350/
― police patrol felt the smell of smoke and found that goat burns (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 18 February 2016 14:51 (eight years ago) link
"I'm actually not a little old lady."
"... okay?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbLeaAk5kT8
― jmm, Thursday, 18 February 2016 14:56 (eight years ago) link
getting a Trash Humpers vibe from that
― soref, Thursday, 18 February 2016 16:34 (eight years ago) link
wait, did you guys click on that worldstarhiphop link i posted? you have to see that guy. he's an american hero.
― scott seward, Thursday, 18 February 2016 17:18 (eight years ago) link
i should have included the headline:
He's Serious: Texas Stoner Says He Had A Good Reason On Why He Fled From The Cops!
― scott seward, Thursday, 18 February 2016 17:19 (eight years ago) link
sorry to get political in the LOLZ thread but that link made me sad because i kept on thinking what might have happened if he hadn't been a white kid
― 龜, Thursday, 18 February 2016 17:42 (eight years ago) link
TBF they shot up his car and made him crash, so...
― schwantz, Thursday, 18 February 2016 17:44 (eight years ago) link
that inside edition thing is quite funny; when their dumb granny sting operation didn't pay off, they bushwhacked him in front of his home in a dumb granny outfit. For no discernible reason! And they got no proof or change in the outcome! Journalism!
― ulysses, Thursday, 18 February 2016 17:51 (eight years ago) link
Yeah, that was the amazing part. What did they think they were accomplishing by showing up at his house and immediately taking off the disguise??
― jmm, Thursday, 18 February 2016 22:52 (eight years ago) link
confusing him into thinking she was a stripper?
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 February 2016 22:56 (eight years ago) link
lamest scooby doo episode ever
― ulysses, Thursday, 18 February 2016 23:10 (eight years ago) link
Hooooly shit, the granny reporter makeup fx dude is my best friend from high school! Not using his real name, it should be noted.
― maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 February 2016 00:05 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/7fntYnk.gif
― pplains, Sunday, 21 February 2016 04:12 (eight years ago) link
hahahahaha outstanding
― get a long, little doggy (m bison), Sunday, 21 February 2016 04:28 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOjUL8LwUsE
― 龜, Sunday, 28 February 2016 14:06 (eight years ago) link
Shocking amount of these seem to be precipitated by blue compacts and white vans.
― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Sunday, 28 February 2016 14:42 (eight years ago) link
"white van man" is a thing in the UK, meaning in its narrow sense a bad, entitled, dangerous driver
― Gaz upon my works ye mighty, and despair (Neil S), Sunday, 28 February 2016 14:43 (eight years ago) link
my reaction is 'arent all of yall required to go to driving school for 2 years'
― 龜, Sunday, 28 February 2016 14:44 (eight years ago) link
i've never seen driving as bad as i see every day in new york fwiw
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 28 February 2016 14:52 (eight years ago) link
it's an excellent video though, makes me homesick
Holy shit I had no idea:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_van_man
This is not a thing in the US.
― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Monday, 29 February 2016 01:19 (eight years ago) link
In the US: Pickups and Pontiacs
― Dan I., Monday, 29 February 2016 01:39 (eight years ago) link
dodge chargers
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Monday, 29 February 2016 01:53 (eight years ago) link
This was hanging in a kids' art room at the Brooklyn Museum:
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-0/p296x100/1287_10156495785575304_759936621326101549_n.jpg?oh=52b4eb0129bcf04adf70ab83d6d07fa0&oe=57599C9B
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 29 February 2016 02:02 (eight years ago) link
welcome to england
― pantsuit aficionado (stevie), Monday, 29 February 2016 09:11 (eight years ago) link
Time to resurrect this display name.
― Wolf in white van speaker scam (ledge), Monday, 29 February 2016 12:48 (eight years ago) link
Wait that wasn't it
― Steppenwolf in white van speaker scam (ledge), Monday, 29 February 2016 12:49 (eight years ago) link
I am in awe of that clip of British swearing.
― its subtle brume (DJP), Monday, 29 February 2016 22:05 (eight years ago) link
i like the weary ones best
― mookieproof, Monday, 29 February 2016 22:39 (eight years ago) link
They p much sound like me when I'm driving alone, other than the accents.
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 04:33 (eight years ago) link
I sometimes have anxiety flashbacks about my 20-something road rage moments though, like as in what could have happened if I had just met the wrong driver.
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 04:34 (eight years ago) link
https://media.giphy.com/media/l2JJAz1QMzMVgG4bS/giphy.gif
― scott seward, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 17:11 (eight years ago) link
"heeeeeeeey you stupid tosser! fuckin' indicate!"
― crüt, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 17:31 (eight years ago) link
From the tumblr Object Dreams, which collects "impressions and excerpts" written using a predictive text imitator and certain sources, in this case all 1- and 2-star yelp reviews of the Statue of Liberty:
http://40.media.tumblr.com/f79415aba7ccf253af2f9d7eb47dc79d/tumblr_o2klv0DyYM1rpqkdto3_500.pnghttp://41.media.tumblr.com/cf73fbdee02af41f032968094562be21/tumblr_o2klv0DyYM1rpqkdto1_500.pnghttp://36.media.tumblr.com/38ae67dfdec9a362384b8593f5086f87/tumblr_o2klv0DyYM1rpqkdto2_500.png
― JRN, Thursday, 3 March 2016 21:43 (eight years ago) link
that's beautiful
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 3 March 2016 21:45 (eight years ago) link
Love that site.
― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Thursday, 3 March 2016 22:18 (eight years ago) link
Speaking of stuff from tumblr
http://i.imgur.com/EX1FKho.png
― JRN, Saturday, 5 March 2016 03:40 (eight years ago) link
― the uniqueness of our billionaires (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 5 March 2016 10:30 (eight years ago) link
looooooool
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 5 March 2016 15:16 (eight years ago) link
"This is the worst part."
― pantsuit aficionado (stevie), Monday, 7 March 2016 09:55 (eight years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/ig3PwDLpmEL
― 龜, Monday, 7 March 2016 12:33 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHtKx2jk40U
― how's life, Wednesday, 9 March 2016 13:14 (eight years ago) link
http://www.wolproject.com/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQlo9DoaAVc
― ulysses, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 05:51 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5q77MQzU2Q
is this real??
― 龜, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 11:43 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qai62vcmQU
― 龜, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 12:08 (eight years ago) link
― Spottie, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 16:14 (eight years ago) link
get that compressor a soundcloud account
― ulysses, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 16:16 (eight years ago) link
That's great, right up there with the door that sounds like Miles Davis
― JRN, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 16:36 (eight years ago) link
*ahem* the door that sounds like Miles Davis
― JRN, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 16:38 (eight years ago) link
door ftw
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 16:40 (eight years ago) link
http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D0Qai62vcmQU&start1=&video2=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DwwOipTXvNNo&start2=21&authorName=DJ+Whiney+G+Witchhaus
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 04:04 (eight years ago) link
✓
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 04:27 (eight years ago) link
lmaaaao
― Spottie, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 06:29 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/JoqyZLz.gif
― 龜, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 11:00 (eight years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/iMEg3nQKI9P
― 龜, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 11:07 (eight years ago) link
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, March 16, 2016 4:04 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/sexymollusk/Untitled-1_zpsduu9mrvw.jpg
― Star Wars ate shiitake (latebloomer), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 17:18 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/TheOGGoIfer/status/710488151513505792
― mookieproof, Thursday, 17 March 2016 21:07 (eight years ago) link
― μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 18 March 2016 00:13 (eight years ago) link
The handshake equivalent of hoverhand
― stanley krubrick (rip van wanko), Friday, 18 March 2016 00:18 (eight years ago) link
ObjectDreams strikes again
http://41.media.tumblr.com/1c8311e039f742fa5d964a6888e72be1/tumblr_o484o4EZQ11rpqkdto3_1280.png
― JRN, Friday, 18 March 2016 21:10 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/EnergizedMonkey/status/711187929012391936
― goole, Monday, 21 March 2016 21:25 (eight years ago) link
https://youtu.be/PENEa4MHEp8
― StanM, Thursday, 24 March 2016 04:57 (eight years ago) link
Great payoff there
― i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 March 2016 05:11 (eight years ago) link
Oh. My. God. I am intimately familiar w/ that clip and that is just.... some next level shit right there
― sexy dander (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 24 March 2016 13:33 (eight years ago) link
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2016/03/24/microsofts-teen-girl-ai-turns-into-a-hitler-loving-sex-robot-wit/
― i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Thursday, 24 March 2016 17:23 (eight years ago) link
this is what exposure to xbox live is doing to our youth tbh
― ulysses, Thursday, 24 March 2016 17:32 (eight years ago) link
This is what participation from the general public is doing to our corporate promotions .
― I Can Say I Know We're Risin' Underneath The Blazin' Sky (Old Lunch), Thursday, 24 March 2016 17:36 (eight years ago) link
won't someone think of the corporate promotions?
― ulysses, Thursday, 24 March 2016 17:39 (eight years ago) link
http://static1.businessinsider.com/image/56f3d04ddd08955e258b474d-1400-798/screen%20shot%202016-03-24%20at%2011.10.58.png
― ejemplo (crüt), Thursday, 24 March 2016 17:47 (eight years ago) link
The emoticon is killing me
― i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Thursday, 24 March 2016 18:15 (eight years ago) link
upper management in tech really has no clue what happens on social networks do they? like they have no idea what kind of people bubble up
wasn't there an instance a month or so ago where a twitter exec said something mildly stupid and got harassed for the next 48 hours solid? and he was stunned. he had no idea how his community platform functioned de facto.
what else? moot just got hired by google. were they like, "google+ is a failure, you made a playground for fascists and pedophiles, can you help us?"
i have a lot of trouble imagining my way into the techy view of the world
― goole, Thursday, 24 March 2016 18:23 (eight years ago) link
not a very lolzy post i guess
geez i click on one article about the microsoft bot and fb makes some nasty assumptions about me
http://i1359.photobucket.com/albums/q782/braudimusprime/Screen%20Shot%202016-03-24%20at%202.26.01%20PM_zpsc9al6z7l.png
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 24 March 2016 18:29 (eight years ago) link
http://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/624/cpsprodpb/12AC2/production/_88928467_taytweet1.gif
― am0n, Thursday, 24 March 2016 18:29 (eight years ago) link
so jaunty!
― i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Thursday, 24 March 2016 18:54 (eight years ago) link
http://outpost42.de/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/QxYDw5D.gif
― how's life, Friday, 25 March 2016 13:45 (eight years ago) link
me irl
― Upset by racist left wingers calling me an egg (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 26 March 2016 10:12 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttVhzzaPd_k
― Upset by racist left wingers calling me an egg (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 26 March 2016 10:18 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/PeteBlackburn/status/713546359287230464
― Eckrich® Pickled Pig Doin's (Old Lunch), Saturday, 26 March 2016 13:02 (eight years ago) link
― 龜, Sunday, 27 March 2016 13:51 (eight years ago) link
haha!
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Sunday, 27 March 2016 15:41 (eight years ago) link
***UPDATE AUGUST 18, 2015***It is with great sadness that I share the passing of Tom "The Kung Fu Grandpa" Bell on Friday August 14, 2015. Over 10 million people were fortunate enough to make his acquaintance via YouTube, television & print appearances the last couple of years. And, although our paths crossed unexpectedly, I am better because of it. He was a great man, husband, father, & friend. Rest Well Tom.-- Pastor ARM
― ulysses, Sunday, 27 March 2016 16:52 (eight years ago) link
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/andrewluba/the-turtleneck-bib-a-fashion-movement
― pandit pran nathalie (sanskrit), Tuesday, 29 March 2016 15:13 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhAfXTzR2rQ
― ulysses, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 17:45 (eight years ago) link
nice.
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 17:48 (eight years ago) link
Not posting my own material as LOLZ, but more like "If you like this, then maybe you'll enjoy..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfQdvXkTZd8
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 17:49 (eight years ago) link
didn't you make that pp
― 龜, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 17:49 (eight years ago) link
my own material, yes.
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 17:51 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/akemdin/status/658744077492617216
― ulysses, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 18:06 (eight years ago) link
i meant the one forks posted ppl
― 龜, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 18:17 (eight years ago) link
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51sPRN4-tzL._SX311_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg
― mookieproof, Thursday, 31 March 2016 23:49 (eight years ago) link
Tay is such an awesome name
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 31 March 2016 23:55 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/3OGc41f.gif
― pplains, Friday, 1 April 2016 01:54 (eight years ago) link
everybodys gonna be talking about pornhub's april fools thing but i think their employees just saw this and ran with it
http://i.imgur.com/XEC40l2.jpg
― 龜, Friday, 1 April 2016 12:11 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/waxpancake/status/715747304444002304
― human life won't become a cat (man alive), Saturday, 2 April 2016 01:08 (eight years ago) link
https://media.giphy.com/media/xThuW8UDgQp6R44gSI/giphy.gif
― del griffith, Saturday, 2 April 2016 23:16 (eight years ago) link
excellent
― mookieproof, Sunday, 3 April 2016 00:30 (eight years ago) link
Is that a film reference?
― MaresNest, Sunday, 3 April 2016 10:32 (eight years ago) link
http://i67.tinypic.com/256hdo6.gif
― StanM, Sunday, 3 April 2016 11:27 (eight years ago) link
Ah righty, thanks
― MaresNest, Sunday, 3 April 2016 14:13 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/LDpsrvh.gifv
― Upset by racist left wingers calling me an egg (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 3 April 2016 18:40 (eight years ago) link
goddammit http://i.imgur.com/LDpsrvh.gifv
― Upset by racist left wingers calling me an egg (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 3 April 2016 18:41 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zr6pd-tceo
― 龜, Monday, 4 April 2016 11:51 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaMr6bFruF0
― ulysses, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 14:33 (eight years ago) link
I wanted to see a wider shot of the track at the end!
That was pretty exciting.
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 15:00 (eight years ago) link
love that, gonna show my kids tonight.
― Better Pau Gasol (Spottie), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 16:45 (eight years ago) link
lol genuinely gasped when red made that move
― balls, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 16:49 (eight years ago) link
There were moments where I thought the marbles were going to stop and moments where I thought they'd fly off the track.
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 16:53 (eight years ago) link
red hit the nos
― Better Pau Gasol (Spottie), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 16:54 (eight years ago) link
red made some great moves, even to start he was in the back row.
― Better Pau Gasol (Spottie), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 16:56 (eight years ago) link
"twisty, technical section"
― jmm, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 17:12 (eight years ago) link
I could watch loads of those races.
― Todd Palin in snowmobile crash (I know it's serious) (stevie), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 13:08 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFIe9e1QG_U
the crowd
― 龜, Thursday, 7 April 2016 11:29 (eight years ago) link
1:40
― Todd Palin in snowmobile crash (I know it's serious) (stevie), Thursday, 7 April 2016 11:55 (eight years ago) link
2:45 imo
― ejemplo (crüt), Thursday, 7 April 2016 12:08 (eight years ago) link
people know a hit when they hear one
― del griffith, Thursday, 7 April 2016 19:53 (eight years ago) link
0:26, for me.
― how's life, Friday, 8 April 2016 11:44 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cfg8ZZPWQAEIC4z.jpg
― a lad of balls (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 8 April 2016 11:50 (eight years ago) link
http://risingtensions.tumblr.com/post/142413364445/smash-mouth-allstar-but-everyone-is-playing
― 龜, Friday, 8 April 2016 13:03 (eight years ago) link
the lit video reminds me of guitar hero when you're playing one of the early stages and you're doing well but maybe missing 1/3 of the notes and the crowd is kinda into it but also kinda not into it but then you get a wave of notes correctly hit in a row and it cuts to a random person dancing
― 龜, Friday, 8 April 2016 13:05 (eight years ago) link
http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxxnb5Btix1r8m5qoo1_500.jpg
― a lad of balls (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 8 April 2016 19:46 (eight years ago) link
http://i.giphy.com/hacSJ7yQ4wHLO.gif
― del griffith, Friday, 8 April 2016 22:56 (eight years ago) link
that video really LIT up my day
― del griffith, Friday, 8 April 2016 22:57 (eight years ago) link
guy in the back right
― map, Friday, 8 April 2016 22:59 (eight years ago) link
There are a few regrettable hair styles in that vid, but I want to posit that the woman who shows up at about 1:10 is not one of them, and honestly the country hasn't been the same since people stopped doing that.
― how's life, Friday, 8 April 2016 23:48 (eight years ago) link
I am so happy that WUHWUH WUH BUHBAHBAHYEAH! guy is now available in gif form.
― My Whole Existence Is Flan (Old Lunch), Saturday, 9 April 2016 02:40 (eight years ago) link
I like the contrast between foreground and background at 1:50.
― jmm, Saturday, 9 April 2016 02:48 (eight years ago) link
looks like an off-brand golden girl in the back left
― larry appleton, Saturday, 9 April 2016 02:49 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/LHDQKmT.jpg
― StanM, Sunday, 10 April 2016 17:44 (eight years ago) link
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/good-god-lady.jpg
― a lad of balls (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 10 April 2016 20:03 (eight years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/ijKIXPVYlxV
― 龜, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 11:49 (eight years ago) link
is there a lightsaber version yet?
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 12:28 (eight years ago) link
http://www.yves.brette.biz/public/autres_arts/histoire_hitler_et_les_dauphins.gif
― how's life, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 14:33 (eight years ago) link
audio on this one is p quiet, turn it up
https://vine.co/v/eMn7FjnVVYl
― goole, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 19:27 (eight years ago) link
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/education/2016/04/13/students-hire-stripper-roosevelt-high-swim-club-event/82963104/
― μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 14 April 2016 16:02 (eight years ago) link
“They thought it would be funny, and it wasn’t until things got going that everyone realized it wasn’t good.”
― goole, Thursday, 14 April 2016 17:46 (eight years ago) link
The way this was reported, it sounds like the stripper danced for 5 minutes and then started twisting the heads off of mice.
― i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Thursday, 14 April 2016 17:50 (eight years ago) link
of the people I know who went to this high school, the comments are mostly "wow, they used to just be into elitism and underage drinking!" and the ever classic series:
"Ahahahahaha!!! Why didn't we think of that!""I know! I would've tried harder to make the team!
― μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 14 April 2016 17:58 (eight years ago) link
i assumed a HS with a synchronized swimming team is pretty tony
shouts to the stripper tho, looking out at a crowd of 14 y/o girls and just going for your routine anyway. consummate professionalism.
― goole, Thursday, 14 April 2016 18:04 (eight years ago) link
― balls, Thursday, 14 April 2016 18:05 (eight years ago) link
it's a pretty good mix of people, actually! there's definitely an affluent area but it's also where a pretty economically disadvantaged group goes to high school. the synchronized swim team looks pretty white tho
― μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 14 April 2016 18:07 (eight years ago) link
no way
― balls, Thursday, 14 April 2016 18:07 (eight years ago) link
sry for derail, but it looks like 44% of the students there qualify for reduced price/free lunch
the rest presumably drive their volvos to burger king
― μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 14 April 2016 18:13 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vwh0lBPHg9o
― 龜, Friday, 15 April 2016 11:13 (eight years ago) link
lolcanada
― ulysses, Friday, 15 April 2016 16:31 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/stroppadel/status/722106898707845120/video/1
― mookieproof, Monday, 18 April 2016 20:08 (eight years ago) link
― i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Monday, 18 April 2016 20:44 (eight years ago) link
That "howya doin" nod after you slightly fuck up must be international.
― pplains, Monday, 18 April 2016 21:17 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSNSTerj2Kc
Top rated comment.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 19 April 2016 20:56 (eight years ago) link
https://www.google.com/patents/US5901666http://patentimages.storage.googleapis.com/pages/US5901666-1.png
― ulysses, Thursday, 21 April 2016 14:30 (eight years ago) link
richard gere to thread
― the world’s youngest hyper-polyglot (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 April 2016 14:35 (eight years ago) link
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 21 April 2016 14:39 (eight years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/iU19wW52rDJ
― 龜, Sunday, 24 April 2016 11:58 (seven years ago) link
Man Sucker-Punched On LES "Because You Look Like Shia LaBeouf"
http://gothamist.com/2016/04/26/labeouf_lookalike_roughed_up.php
― scott seward, Tuesday, 26 April 2016 15:51 (seven years ago) link
"It's not super cute," Licato said of his condition.
― ulysses, Tuesday, 26 April 2016 16:45 (seven years ago) link
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--v9FH5qH5--/swe8spc0eromzgkk24vf.jpg
― wario testino (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 April 2016 09:12 (seven years ago) link
Lol
― 🐸 a hairy, howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly i (James Morrison), Friday, 29 April 2016 11:14 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-ord1-1.cdninstagram.com/t50.2886-16/12300133_548408905319277_1688378793_n.mp4
― pplains, Saturday, 30 April 2016 01:33 (seven years ago) link
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Saturday, 30 April 2016 15:09 (seven years ago) link
ppl who know how to live
― μpright mammal (mh), Saturday, 30 April 2016 17:00 (seven years ago) link
haha i like her
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Saturday, 30 April 2016 18:25 (seven years ago) link
WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU'RE NOT IN HIGH SCHO
― ulysses, Saturday, 30 April 2016 18:26 (seven years ago) link
Is there more of her?? Whose Instagram is that from? I want to know more.
― Je55e, Monday, 2 May 2016 15:05 (seven years ago) link
Kennedy, no. Fuck.
― how girl's (how's life), Monday, 2 May 2016 15:11 (seven years ago) link
i have the same urge but involving snow
― mookieproof, Monday, 2 May 2016 15:16 (seven years ago) link
that's a plot mechanism not a theme
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, May 3, 2016 4:55 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
a theme would be what this ostensible conflict in resurrection methods represents
The theme police they come to me in my thread
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, May 3, 2016 4:56 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 00:08 (seven years ago) link
http://49.media.tumblr.com/a5e0913291c65638bc967e11e343d3ad/tumblr_o1zfrxxUBY1r41unfo1_400.gif
― Brad C., Tuesday, 3 May 2016 00:58 (seven years ago) link
― Je55e, Monday, May 2, 2016 10:05 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
https://www.instagram.com/mackenziestith/
― pplains, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 02:43 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-yyz1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/13138861_10207429323224447_3860577056667001152_n.jpg?oh=202c91e34e4e42c9880f39e46eb150a9&oe=57E57E08
― scott seward, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 19:26 (seven years ago) link
I'm going to sign up for Instagram now pretty much just to follow Mackenzie Stith btw. She's hilarious.
― Your Ass Is Grass And I Will Mow It With My Face (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 19:43 (seven years ago) link
Definitely. Thanks, pp.
― Je55e, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 19:59 (seven years ago) link
Just go to her Vine for more lol vids and fewer cheeky snaps.
― how's life, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 23:01 (seven years ago) link
https://vine.co/MackenzieStith
lots of good vines
― μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 23:31 (seven years ago) link
https://www.tumblr.com/video/dinuguan/143713365322/700/
― 龜, Friday, 6 May 2016 12:48 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ok6DD5k.jpg
― 龜, Friday, 6 May 2016 13:30 (seven years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/iPQnHjZi9UJ
― 龜, Friday, 6 May 2016 13:32 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHyygU1cU0k
― 龜, Friday, 6 May 2016 13:36 (seven years ago) link
so THAT'S what they mean by the internet of things
― ulysses, Friday, 6 May 2016 15:50 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taEeDciR7gg
― ulysses, Friday, 6 May 2016 16:00 (seven years ago) link
Mackenzie Stith killing me
https://vine.co/v/hU7VX3VnVxx
― Peanut Duck (Old Lunch), Saturday, 7 May 2016 01:45 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/SWXucTd.png
― 龜, Sunday, 8 May 2016 14:16 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Se131z8.png
― 龜, Sunday, 8 May 2016 16:25 (seven years ago) link
ha. so where's the video of him chasing the car down the street
― pplains, Sunday, 8 May 2016 16:46 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/yX7UklB.jpg
― 龜, Monday, 9 May 2016 12:14 (seven years ago) link
lol, but I went back to the original post:
11,580 shares
Fuck.
― how's life, Monday, 9 May 2016 12:39 (seven years ago) link
https://66.media.tumblr.com/3b56b8630fa4451455effbf0532cde84/tumblr_o34lhg3pc41v0zcb6o1_500.jpg
― 龜, Monday, 9 May 2016 13:09 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/Madedigital/status/729729180737404928
― 龜, Monday, 9 May 2016 19:45 (seven years ago) link
rad
― ulysses, Monday, 9 May 2016 19:49 (seven years ago) link
every generation gets the batman eating pussy it deserves
― Takes 'n Takes (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 9 May 2016 20:25 (seven years ago) link
I am not sure my generation got a Batman eating pussy (or a Batman-eating pussy)
― i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Monday, 9 May 2016 20:27 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13133398_10208868722856419_535768260613960957_n.jpg?oh=46cb24a6f60c0c03a0da9e752ac44bd6&oe=57AA934D
(hint: it's upside down)
― JWoww Gilberto (man alive), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 14:56 (seven years ago) link
― ejemplo (crüt), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 14:59 (seven years ago) link
― 龜, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 15:00 (seven years ago) link
Dayo, where can I look at funny internet stuff?
There seems to be no middle ground between the nihilist gore/porn dumpster of 4chan and the nostalgia mash-up cuddle puddle of Imgur
― nazi pugs fuck off (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 19:23 (seven years ago) link
Tumblr and twitter for the most part
max and others like Weird Facebook but it usually seems too forced to me. the best ones end up on tumblr anyway
― 龜, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 19:26 (seven years ago) link
is there a fat jew of weird tumblr so i don't have to follow 100 sites?
― nazi pugs fuck off (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 19:27 (seven years ago) link
cheesegod69 and gotitforcheap?
― 龜, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 19:29 (seven years ago) link
fat+JewS! of tumblr
― ulysses, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 21:24 (seven years ago) link
that company changed their logo before they even sold those, I think. I want one.
― μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 01:37 (seven years ago) link
https://25.media.tumblr.com/7e874f9889881852052ba763afe5c807/tumblr_nmv3z8eWgW1s02vreo1_400.gif
― how's life, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 13:08 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/VeraMBergen/status/730065565553967104
― ulysses, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 13:13 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/h8Ye3Rg.jpg
poll
― 龜, Thursday, 12 May 2016 12:53 (seven years ago) link
heh.....they say that Del Mar is where "the turf meets the surf"..... I guess in this case, it's where the "Surf Wax America" (Weezer song) meets the "turf" (land on which cattle grazes and beans are grown, which are two of the ingredients of chili)... heh
― del griffith, Thursday, 12 May 2016 19:44 (seven years ago) link
tomatos also grown on "turf"
― map, Thursday, 12 May 2016 19:51 (seven years ago) link
well there ya go, joke even funnier now, muchas gracias
― del griffith, Thursday, 12 May 2016 20:37 (seven years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/eWQAt2PPQXX
― 龜, Friday, 13 May 2016 12:13 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13220922_270882066586390_454196911019344855_n.jpg?oh=86abe8b7c3a06cceb057c5770eb1a601&oe=579F045F
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Sunday, 15 May 2016 17:13 (seven years ago) link
oldie but goodie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3DllvVSsLc
― 龜, Monday, 16 May 2016 12:30 (seven years ago) link
is that windmill arms thing like the official 311 dance or something? or does this uplifting music just make people want to fly like eagles?
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 16 May 2016 14:20 (seven years ago) link
I appreciate the fact that the cameraman is doing it too
― bothan zulu (El Tomboto), Monday, 16 May 2016 14:22 (seven years ago) link
willing to bet that's Austin, Texas.
― pplains, Monday, 16 May 2016 14:28 (seven years ago) link
As an Austin resident, I've never witnessed this phenomenon, maybe I don't go to the right bars. Wasn't aware of our rep for being a city full of corny 311 fans.
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 16 May 2016 15:39 (seven years ago) link
is there any other way to dance to 311 tho really i think not
― Spottie, Monday, 16 May 2016 16:41 (seven years ago) link
there's the dance where you cross your arms against your chest, lean against the nearest wall, and frown until the 311 song is over
― i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Monday, 16 May 2016 16:43 (seven years ago) link
full range of emotion full range of styles
― ejemplo (crüt), Monday, 16 May 2016 16:44 (seven years ago) link
Just looked at the comments and:
I'm not allowed in that bar, but that's down 6th street. Can't wait til I'm legal to enter :)
Fair enough that every city has a sixth street, but I know where the most famous sixth street of them all is!
― pplains, Monday, 16 May 2016 16:47 (seven years ago) link
well, I can't really argue with that...
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 16 May 2016 16:49 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/7MeupXW.gif
― pplains, Monday, 16 May 2016 16:51 (seven years ago) link
buffalobilliardsaustin.com
― El Tomboto, Monday, 16 May 2016 16:55 (seven years ago) link
― i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Monday, May 16, 2016 11:43 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
we call this move "going to omaha"
― μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 16 May 2016 19:47 (seven years ago) link
listen, not all bands can be slipknot, ok?
― pplains, Monday, 16 May 2016 22:19 (seven years ago) link
*extreme nu-metal scream in a mask* response to u
― μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 16 May 2016 23:57 (seven years ago) link
I have been looking for that 311 video for a while so I pinwheel my arms in thanks to you.
― Peanut Duck (Old Lunch), Monday, 16 May 2016 23:58 (seven years ago) link
i don't like 311 but i like ppl sharing a good vibe and i approve of that video
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 00:11 (seven years ago) link
i appreciate the token dude with dreads
― μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 00:27 (seven years ago) link
lolz
https://soundcloud.com/chrstnandrkn/what-if-there-was-a-dubstep-song-but-instead-of-the-drop-there-was-just-the-seinfeld-theme-song
― davey, Tuesday, 17 May 2016 09:23 (seven years ago) link
that's what that rustie album with all the slap bass is, iirc
― μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 15:06 (seven years ago) link
no wonder I liked it so much
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 16:09 (seven years ago) link
best
― i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 16:25 (seven years ago) link
hehe, this one also
Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff (Seinfeld Remix):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjZyT4YfIiY
― davey, Tuesday, 17 May 2016 19:43 (seven years ago) link
:D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo2T9AAn2m4
― davey, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 03:17 (seven years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2F3o7qDOr1e4fObdQDvi%2Fgiphy-downsized-large.gif&h=_AQFREy4h&s=1
― www.ramenclassaction.com (man alive), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 17:39 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/kamUq1G.jpg
― 龜, Friday, 20 May 2016 12:33 (seven years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/2mvco/videos/517828881732577/
I can't stop laughing at this
― i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Friday, 20 May 2016 19:29 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/riarklerise/status/733389885038428161
― ulysses, Friday, 20 May 2016 19:51 (seven years ago) link
Can I just say how much I like this post and agree with it's statement. (i.e. OTM)
― inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Sunday, 22 May 2016 13:46 (seven years ago) link
Boris uses The Force
http://i.giphy.com/12HM8t3Sl5hjTW.gif
― StanM, Sunday, 22 May 2016 16:14 (seven years ago) link
those two women were awesome on the amazing race. that must have hurt so much getting smacked like that with a watermelon and they just kept right on going. i was very impressed. that was a good season in general.
x-post
― scott seward, Sunday, 22 May 2016 21:33 (seven years ago) link
Stole this from the shreds thread because I laffed hard.
https://vine.co/v/ePmzxKzKnLK
― Corn Elephant, Jr. (Old Lunch), Monday, 23 May 2016 04:30 (seven years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/zach.lapidus/videos/10107105609892679/?pnref=story
― a man a plan alive (man alive), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 02:33 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/KStfXEc.jpg
― 龜, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 12:53 (seven years ago) link
lol GYM DAVIS
― andrew m., Wednesday, 25 May 2016 16:22 (seven years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/eX2ezVpxuZA
― 龜, Thursday, 26 May 2016 12:34 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlP4Z_pWhKo
― how's life, Thursday, 26 May 2016 16:05 (seven years ago) link
she is the best tbh
― sexy dander (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 26 May 2016 16:46 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/y1qFvCs.jpg
― 龜, Thursday, 26 May 2016 20:21 (seven years ago) link
*witnesses female being disrespected in his presence**leaves, goes home, turns on computer**writes email to offender**returns to scene, sees offender again harassing woman, this time from inside a tank*...
― a man a plan alive (man alive), Thursday, 26 May 2016 20:25 (seven years ago) link
But wait, isn't the first weapon the tank-slicer?
― emil.y, Thursday, 26 May 2016 20:33 (seven years ago) link
that's the way I read it. He (or she) attacks them with a sword and then if necessary writes an email.
― silverfish, Thursday, 26 May 2016 20:45 (seven years ago) link
I'm also wondering how exactly how respectful it is to refer to a woman as "a female"
― silverfish, Thursday, 26 May 2016 20:50 (seven years ago) link
I assumed he was speaking in order of the picture, u guys are ignorent.
― a man a plan alive (man alive), Thursday, 26 May 2016 20:52 (seven years ago) link
Simone Giertz is the best new internet person.
― jmm, Thursday, 26 May 2016 21:02 (seven years ago) link
I am have subscribing to her now.
Please, no one disrespect her. There will be no third chances.
― Wet Food (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 May 2016 21:20 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/kAgutqG.jpg
― 龜, Friday, 27 May 2016 12:23 (seven years ago) link
the internet discusses whether it's safe to fuck this rock
http://i.imgur.com/mhZed85.jpg
― benzarro ghazarri (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 May 2016 12:44 (seven years ago) link
hueg sorry :(
― benzarro ghazarri (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 May 2016 12:45 (seven years ago) link
That is both hilarious and a weirdly interesting biochemistry/geology discussion.
― emil.y, Friday, 27 May 2016 13:23 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/kpDf2fL.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/gCUKtxR.png
http://i.imgur.com/U0EJUkz.png
http://i.imgur.com/7EsJJek.jpg
― 龜, Friday, 27 May 2016 13:23 (seven years ago) link
Rock fucking discussion is amazing and so much deeper than I would have expected from a discussion about fucking rocks.
― I Have A Hot Dog Stuck To My Neck (Old Lunch), Saturday, 28 May 2016 15:56 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysi-nccXCa4
― 龜, Sunday, 29 May 2016 15:08 (seven years ago) link
This is fake, btw.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 10:11 (seven years ago) link
http://gloimg.gearbest.com/gb/2015/201501/goods-img/1420515063992-P-2330166.jpg
http://www.gearbest.com/bicycling-gear/pp_138492.html
― scott seward, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 14:54 (seven years ago) link
"Arsuxeo"
― ulysses, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 17:12 (seven years ago) link
http://gloimg.gearbest.com/gb/2015/201501/source-img/1420515063670-P-2330166.jpg
― scott seward, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 17:36 (seven years ago) link
https://media.giphy.com/media/l3V0bNrtqFVbD4pVu/giphy.gif
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 18:27 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/NJZODvB.gif
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 18:49 (seven years ago) link
túshy
― ulysses, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link
hush hush
― balls, Thursday, 2 June 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/4JGPC8x.jpg
― 龜, Sunday, 5 June 2016 16:35 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN5Oa_WdjjM
― scott seward, Monday, 6 June 2016 01:12 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/alshipley/status/739634869169446912
― STOP KILLING ANIMALS, THEY'RE MINT (DJP), Monday, 6 June 2016 14:41 (seven years ago) link
I'm the best man. I did it. +pauses, stares+
― Three Word Username, Monday, 6 June 2016 15:37 (seven years ago) link
Okay, double lol.
― What's Your Definition of a Dirty Baby? (Old Lunch), Monday, 6 June 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link
dying at the guy fieri video
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 6 June 2016 16:03 (seven years ago) link
i choose to believe he said "what's really on my mind is how they think that i'm a grape"
― ejemplo (crüt), Monday, 6 June 2016 17:14 (seven years ago) link
i thought that was what he said and i believe it too
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Monday, 6 June 2016 22:09 (seven years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/debi.selby/videos/vb.1210098465/1051089596718/?type=2&theater
― STOP KILLING ANIMALS, THEY'RE MINT (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 20:24 (seven years ago) link
we watch that video at every family reunion. we all end up in crying with laughter without fail
― Spottie, Wednesday, 8 June 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link
I am trying to convince some of my college classmates to help me recreate it at our next reunion
― STOP KILLING ANIMALS, THEY'RE MINT (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 20:33 (seven years ago) link
my favorite thing about that is the e-drum kit lurking in the bushes. I think I might use that as my stage setup if I ever play live again.
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 20:39 (seven years ago) link
That's your family, spottie?
― inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Thursday, 9 June 2016 14:58 (seven years ago) link
haha yeeeeah no
― Spottie, Thursday, 9 June 2016 16:02 (seven years ago) link
I'd fulfill my husbandly duty with the fine Christian lady on the left, a-OOOO-ga!
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 9 June 2016 16:12 (seven years ago) link
the other thing killing me is that I want to sing "Independent Women Part I" or "Bugaboo" over it
― STOP KILLING ANIMALS, THEY'RE MINT (DJP), Thursday, 9 June 2016 19:39 (seven years ago) link
plz tell me there are gifs of the guy's dance break
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Thursday, 9 June 2016 19:42 (seven years ago) link
http://67.media.tumblr.com/4d151b33432d069a0696b2e75f696b87/tumblr_o8d8ikCXCe1r1gqaco6_1280.jpg
― De La Soul is no Major Lazer (ulysses), Thursday, 9 June 2016 20:47 (seven years ago) link
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Thursday, 9 June 2016 20:50 (seven years ago) link
it speaks to me
― De La Soul is no Major Lazer (ulysses), Thursday, 9 June 2016 20:59 (seven years ago) link
I drew the week irregularly shaped because I've never seen an irregularly shaped week before, and to be honest with you, I wanted to see an irregularly shaped week.
― del griffith, Friday, 10 June 2016 02:30 (seven years ago) link
https://www.tumblr.com/video/thisisnotandrew/145690703902/700/
― 龜, Friday, 10 June 2016 12:46 (seven years ago) link
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 10 June 2016 12:57 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/SDTWN5c.jpg
― 龜, Saturday, 18 June 2016 23:30 (seven years ago) link
....drew?
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Sunday, 19 June 2016 05:26 (seven years ago) link
...owen?
― sexy dander (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 19 June 2016 11:22 (seven years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/iYpwgYddj6g
― 龜, Sunday, 19 June 2016 13:06 (seven years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/iXl5199m3rt
― 龜, Saturday, 25 June 2016 15:10 (seven years ago) link
http://www.lonelyplanet.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/ugly-dog-3.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/06/21/article-2663952-6QUN4XEupHSK2-295_634x816.jpg
― scott seward, Saturday, 25 June 2016 18:10 (seven years ago) link
SweePee Rambo
World's Ugliest Dog 2016
Why did they wrap that poor dog in the skin of a squirrel carcass they dredged from a storm drain?
― There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Saturday, 25 June 2016 18:15 (seven years ago) link
http://a.abcnews.com/images/US/gt_ugly2_dc_160625_12x5_1600.jpg
― scott seward, Saturday, 25 June 2016 18:17 (seven years ago) link
even Peanut didn't stand a chance against SweePee!
http://cbsnews3.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/r/2015/06/27/d150e43d-a2a3-45df-bb08-07c6dd13080a/resize/620x465/b6b80ce537a8d00b1d729d21dab890f4/ugliest-dog-2015-promo-ap788232828300.jpg
― scott seward, Saturday, 25 June 2016 18:18 (seven years ago) link
scott pls
where is quasi modo
― cozen, Saturday, 25 June 2016 18:55 (seven years ago) link
that breed of dog wins almost every year. I think last year was special in that the winner wasn't one of those dogs.
― sarahell, Saturday, 25 June 2016 19:05 (seven years ago) link
sweepea is just sillypeanut is straight up terrifying
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Sunday, 26 June 2016 04:39 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/DrDonnaYates/status/746474903717691392
― soref, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 22:52 (seven years ago) link
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions?state=rejected
― soref, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 22:55 (seven years ago) link
My two favourites so far are 'Sack Merkel' and 'British people should be allowed to fly the union flag'.
― inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 07:26 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-yyz1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13567348_10208551231074073_6570845593872379279_n.jpg?oh=b76ae1deda05dcf1c816ccccfcfc36e5&oe=57ED1EB9
― de l'asshole (flopson), Monday, 4 July 2016 18:25 (seven years ago) link
http://67.media.tumblr.com/bce6b23e808bff48978f49066120f6f8/tumblr_o60kuhYIZE1qjnhqgo1_1280.jpg
― brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 4 July 2016 18:39 (seven years ago) link
Stop Aqib Khan from having dead banter!
Aqib has not grasped the concept of banter and often produces jokes that aren't funny in the slightest. It is unacceptable that any human being should produce such poor banter
Why was this petition rejected?
There’s already a petition about this issue. We cannot accept a new petition when we already have one about a very similar issue.
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/156717
― emil.y, Monday, 4 July 2016 18:43 (seven years ago) link
http://www.askamanager.org/2016/07/my-best-employee-quit-on-the-spot-because-i-wouldnt-let-her-go-to-her-college-graduation.html
― 龜, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 18:26 (seven years ago) link
that one reminded me of these two people I saw at the bar a couple years ago who were all angry because the bartender told them to stop listening loudly to youtube videos
I was on his side but trying to be sympathetic since they thought he was being a dick but these people explained to me that one of them was a manager and was trying to come up with introduction/team-building things, and they were looking at "funny" lip-syncing/dancing things because they were going to do something like that to kick off a meeting
that was what they came up with to be endearing -- they thought it would be a little self-deprecating and funny to do a little song and dance routine
― mh, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link
a+ trolling
― niels, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 18:40 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/MotoClark/status/749889692741562368
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/interviews/samuele-davide-hains-interview-a-few-burning-questions-with-melbournes-bucolic-jazz-socialist-a7119386.html
― schwantz, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13590520_10157038105175304_6537524008744144099_n.jpg?oh=b5a9042f7fa2f4f9f0910061dac03855&oe=57F8CAB9Wake up Amerca
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Sunday, 10 July 2016 02:34 (seven years ago) link
DON: Well, yeah
― brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 10 July 2016 09:21 (seven years ago) link
More from ObjectDreams:
https://66.media.tumblr.com/0bff7dc24a436ea6c578b589f8446894/tumblr_oa6v6tcGNc1rpqkdto4_1280.png
This probably isn't the funniest one, but I just love "is it possible for us to calculate the size of a dot?"
― JRN, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 03:43 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/5fCpXdJ.png
― 龜, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 12:27 (seven years ago) link
The Cosmos Is Yours To Be Misused By
I never thought poet would be one of the first occupations replaced by robots.
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 14:19 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnaqoWcWgAAJSzF.jpg
― Spottie, Friday, 15 July 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link
nice
― brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 July 2016 18:38 (seven years ago) link
― 龜, Friday, 15 July 2016 18:45 (seven years ago) link
too soon
― skateboard of education (rip van wanko), Friday, 15 July 2016 18:46 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF7lv1gfP1Q
― report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 17 July 2016 23:22 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X10UV90yIz8
― Spottie, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 05:55 (seven years ago) link
http://i64.tinypic.com/2emla0w.jpg
― MaresNest, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link
that monster!
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 17:48 (seven years ago) link
it is wednesday, my dudes
https://vine.co/v/iM0HnpBebd0
― goole, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 16:22 (seven years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/VTwkLLG.jpg
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 21 July 2016 00:31 (seven years ago) link
belongs more on nerd lols thread
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 21 July 2016 00:33 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvGVzNf3J_I
― scott seward, Thursday, 21 July 2016 03:20 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/YOIsSSg.png
― 龜, Thursday, 21 July 2016 11:55 (seven years ago) link
#4 will surprise you
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 21 July 2016 12:02 (seven years ago) link
You'd know more than I.
― pplains, Thursday, 21 July 2016 13:36 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDWdUCF7SvA
― based stress reduction (crüt), Thursday, 21 July 2016 13:41 (seven years ago) link
i want to kickstart a series of youtubes of me deciding not to buy things
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 21 July 2016 14:09 (seven years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1223572320992844
― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:24 (seven years ago) link
LOL Hitler
http://i.imgur.com/iySyPTS.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 21 July 2016 16:56 (seven years ago) link
the chair guy and autism:
http://triblive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/lifestyles/homegarden/s_642688.html
― scott seward, Thursday, 21 July 2016 18:18 (seven years ago) link
https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8816774912/hBC66441D.jpg
― am0n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 18:29 (seven years ago) link
plastic chair guy is not that far removed from people who are into design imo
― mh, Thursday, 21 July 2016 18:31 (seven years ago) link
main difference being i would happily spend an hour talking with plastic chair guy
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 21 July 2016 19:18 (seven years ago) link
Every time I wanna make fun of someone for being weird, they turn out to have the autism. It's no fair.
― del griffith, Thursday, 21 July 2016 19:25 (seven years ago) link
i did it today. i was at the lol apple store and i saw two guys holding hands and thought "that's weird they're holding hands like that in the mall" because it didn't look romanting or anything it just looked odd. then one of them got on the ground in the apple store and i understood. i think they were brothers.
― assawoman bay (harbl), Thursday, 21 July 2016 23:33 (seven years ago) link
http://www.topgear.com/car-news/interview/dartz-inside-worlds-craziest-car-company#1
― Three Word Username, Saturday, 23 July 2016 17:04 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/c0eGMzp.gif
― 龜, Saturday, 23 July 2016 20:56 (seven years ago) link
I think my favorite part is the yellow fire hydrant exiting stage left
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 23 July 2016 21:03 (seven years ago) link
in my mind's ear it says whaheeeeee in a little helium voice
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 23 July 2016 21:13 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/RuczJfZ.gif
― 龜, Saturday, 23 July 2016 21:19 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN3wawg1C28
― 龜, Saturday, 23 July 2016 21:56 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.fphl2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13726619_1311197195575211_1425126494825225804_n.jpg?oh=848276a0d9fa7a7d90d280673a90d3c9&oe=582A4A17
― how's life, Sunday, 24 July 2016 16:02 (seven years ago) link
some poor middle school librarian somewhere telling a room of giggling teenagers what the acronym means
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Sunday, 24 July 2016 17:01 (seven years ago) link
budget imax openinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Nt34_zWwEE
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 25 July 2016 02:00 (seven years ago) link
I thought this was a dog first time round
― An artsy picture, but you know, she was a model. Really successful. (stevie), Monday, 25 July 2016 09:00 (seven years ago) link
http://meetgraham.com.au/view-graham
― am0n, Monday, 25 July 2016 21:14 (seven years ago) link
http://67.media.tumblr.com/f0609f920177d940e96e585f70945cfc/tumblr_oaw7dy1pad1rgh197o1_250.gif
― slam dunk, Monday, 25 July 2016 22:50 (seven years ago) link
ugh i hate that thing
― assawoman bay (harbl), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 00:25 (seven years ago) link
somewhere there has to be porn with it by now, right?
― joygoat, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 01:26 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/i0BZNUn.jpg
― 龜, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 11:55 (seven years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/iLPFruALIxU
― 龜, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 12:24 (seven years ago) link
What if Tyler Durden is The Joker.
― pplains, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 13:20 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CowArwMUkAET31F.jpg
― Spottie, Monday, 1 August 2016 05:56 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CpHVFY0VYAA-dOl.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Friday, 5 August 2016 19:56 (seven years ago) link
http://school.discoveryeducation.com/clipart/images/i-know.gif
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 5 August 2016 20:05 (seven years ago) link
https://thenib.com/this-is-not-fine
― El Tomboto, Friday, 5 August 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link
I assume that's from the trolley problems fb page, xp
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 5 August 2016 21:34 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/WholesomeMeme
― goole, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 21:22 (seven years ago) link
nicehttp://htts%3A//pbs.twimg.com/media/CpYPzcXXYAA6W-s.jpg
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 21:26 (seven years ago) link
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CpYPzcXXYAA6W-s.jpg
And then there's https://twitter.com/MemesForJesus
http://i.imgur.com/ICa7wV0.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link
https://soundcloud.com/starmanmashups/tori-amos-vs-smash-mouth-winter-sun-star-man-mashup
― mookieproof, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:34 (seven years ago) link
ok that's sublimely awful
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 12 August 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link
He has some good ones on his pagehttps://soundcloud.com/starmanmashups/the-rebel-yell-that-i-get
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 12 August 2016 20:30 (seven years ago) link
http://67.media.tumblr.com/e1377fe551d0fc4a137ec9fbf8cf9de3/tumblr_obzawwqto71tltt8zo1_1280.jpg
― pokemon go speed run (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 16:37 (seven years ago) link
Re that picture https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/765579594086883328
― Neil S, Tuesday, 16 August 2016 16:41 (seven years ago) link
xpost Fantastic.
― H.R. Giggles (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 16:41 (seven years ago) link
http://gfycat.com/LegalVigilantBlacknorwegianelkhound
― how's life, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 22:56 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CqQulALVIAAeNvy.jpg
― mookieproof, Saturday, 20 August 2016 01:25 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/itsbizkit/status/766210963083255808
― Spottie, Tuesday, 23 August 2016 22:11 (seven years ago) link
heh, i just posted the same thing to "sort of lol, mostly o_O"
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 22:17 (seven years ago) link
someone should have ran up and slammed the door shut, it was humanity's last chance
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 22:20 (seven years ago) link
Jesusthey went to some weird posture/speaking session and that's why their mouths super-enunciate by opening ungodly wide, right?
― mh, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 01:47 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ8cNwvVpvE
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 16:35 (seven years ago) link
The recruitment vice-president and recruitment chair remind me of
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/6/64/Ssnews.humpty.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110426202940
― how's life, Thursday, 25 August 2016 13:29 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkv-_LqTeQA
― schwantz, Friday, 26 August 2016 18:51 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAgJuVr2fds
― davey, Friday, 26 August 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link
i've never clicked on anything faster
― mookieproof, Friday, 26 August 2016 23:46 (seven years ago) link
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 26 August 2016 23:48 (seven years ago) link
that was it
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 26 August 2016 23:58 (seven years ago) link
atlas is funnier as a drunk northerner imo
― i can pee through time (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 27 August 2016 10:42 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cq4hctiWAAI9_0S.jpg:large
― map, Saturday, 27 August 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link
http://www.unionleader.com/storyimage/UL/20151223/NEWS03/151229656/AR/0/AR-151229656.jpg
Accused of harassing Keene parking meter officers, activists known as Robin Hood and his band of Merry Men, from left, James Cleaveland, Ian Freeman, Kate Ager, Graham Colson and Garrett Ean, stand outside Cheshire County Superior Court in this 2014 file photo.
― scott seward, Thursday, 8 September 2016 02:48 (seven years ago) link
LOUIS
― until the next, delayed, glaciation (map), Thursday, 8 September 2016 02:54 (seven years ago) link
full screen for max lolzhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvPIvoJkmGs&app=desktop
― davey, Thursday, 8 September 2016 03:29 (seven years ago) link
hopefully this works :/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvPIvoJkmGs
That works and is hilarious
― JRN, Thursday, 8 September 2016 07:00 (seven years ago) link
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 8 September 2016 07:14 (seven years ago) link
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Crwqk_YWAAAtoK2.jpg
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 8 September 2016 15:36 (seven years ago) link
Thanks to jaymc, I've seen Merriam-Webster's heat before:
http://i.imgur.com/sCHHvWA.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 8 September 2016 17:08 (seven years ago) link
lol good burn
― davey, Thursday, 8 September 2016 20:08 (seven years ago) link
http://www.dallasnews.com/news/state/headlines/20160908-watch-san-antonio-mattress-store-s-ad-for-911-sale-spoofs-towers-falling.ece
― goole, Thursday, 8 September 2016 22:13 (seven years ago) link
― how's life, Thursday, 8 September 2016 23:29 (seven years ago) link
http://media.giphy.com/media/xTk9ZMKkXdesJYMCUU/giphy.gif
― pplains, Friday, 9 September 2016 00:10 (seven years ago) link
the rain boils spontaneously on the mansplain plain
http://i.imgur.com/HGwDsOC.jpg
― 龜, Friday, 9 September 2016 12:08 (seven years ago) link
All day that ian curtis rollercoaster has been popping into my head and improving my life
― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Friday, 9 September 2016 12:58 (seven years ago) link
xp holy shit
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 9 September 2016 13:03 (seven years ago) link
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, 9 September 2016 13:13 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnMbhJDwG-k
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 9 September 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link
Not sure if this has been posted (probably has, but I'm not gonna wait for 4002 posts to load to check):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpuINaqFPh8
― ed.b, Friday, 9 September 2016 19:40 (seven years ago) link
great stuff!
― niels, Friday, 9 September 2016 19:49 (seven years ago) link
just saw ian curtis rollercoaster and i fucking cried laughing
― a very in-your-face, hard-edged machine bottom (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 9 September 2016 19:54 (seven years ago) link
Did we call this or what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnR9ah0v1o4
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 9 September 2016 19:55 (seven years ago) link
the guy who got burned by a dictionary wants to talk about ithttps://archive.is/DzwyJ
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Saturday, 10 September 2016 00:44 (seven years ago) link
I read his novel a couple of years ago. I enjoyed the websters tweet more.
― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Saturday, 10 September 2016 03:13 (seven years ago) link
does anyone have the jpg of the robot-arm thing spelling out the word BUTTMASTER with building blocks? did i even get it from here?
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Saturday, 10 September 2016 15:37 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAlDy_Pt7aA
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Saturday, 10 September 2016 17:12 (seven years ago) link
https://66.media.tumblr.com/7d1b1c081e76f3fdfc1455fb9471b411/tumblr_nqj6r1HAlk1rvzucio1_500.jpg
― 龜, Sunday, 11 September 2016 14:14 (seven years ago) link
that welcome to your new meme video hurt my mind a little bit
― Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Sunday, 11 September 2016 14:59 (seven years ago) link
throwing sideways is hard to think on
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Sunday, 11 September 2016 15:43 (seven years ago) link
welcome to know your new meme is some pretty intense post-lols
― del griffith, Sunday, 11 September 2016 16:56 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omIUhv0nBCw
― del griffith, Sunday, 11 September 2016 16:59 (seven years ago) link
it's so malkovich
― del griffith, Sunday, 11 September 2016 17:13 (seven years ago) link
my 11 year old turned me on to this one. love it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRvuSPBSPL4
― scott seward, Sunday, 11 September 2016 18:15 (seven years ago) link
The basketball segment is particularly popular in our house. We've never seen the source material for it.
― how's life, Monday, 12 September 2016 00:34 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14292504_10206816794050315_8842048587080603267_n.jpg?oh=4a77e2340ea446a21dc31a1f86af81e2&oe=586F48E7
― scott seward, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:22 (seven years ago) link
that's a lot to take in
― a very in-your-face, hard-edged machine bottom (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:48 (seven years ago) link
u can now make yr own lacroix flavorz!
http://mylacroix.com/
― davey, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 23:49 (seven years ago) link
the hipsterization of lacroix is very confusing.it's cheap ass seltzer!
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 15 September 2016 03:17 (seven years ago) link
It's very deliberate
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Thursday, 15 September 2016 03:22 (seven years ago) link
i guess confusing isn't the word i mean. "stupid" maybe
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 15 September 2016 03:26 (seven years ago) link
is clearly canadian still making a comeback
― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 15 September 2016 03:28 (seven years ago) link
lacroix's flavoring is much less cloying and fake tasting than say perrier flavored imo.
― slam dunk, Thursday, 15 September 2016 17:15 (seven years ago) link
la croix's articial falvors are pretty bad
― 龜, Thursday, 15 September 2016 17:56 (seven years ago) link
i haven't tasted that stuff since i was 12 or 13 and it was the generic cola mom used to buy.
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 15 September 2016 18:03 (seven years ago) link
la croix is the new fango
― davey, Thursday, 15 September 2016 21:58 (seven years ago) link
you mean faygo?
― how's life, Friday, 16 September 2016 00:30 (seven years ago) link
There's some corporate connection between La Croix and Faygo I think.
La Croix more like the new PBR (10 years ago) though. Almost comical how much of a thing this is now.
― circa1916, Friday, 16 September 2016 04:14 (seven years ago) link
unflavored pellegrino for life.
― savvinesslessness (map), Friday, 16 September 2016 21:47 (seven years ago) link
I made a brown can and called it fart
― Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Friday, 16 September 2016 21:53 (seven years ago) link
tee heehttp://i.imgur.com/MY76iPQ.gifv
― Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Friday, 16 September 2016 22:24 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/MY76iPQ.gif
― Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Friday, 16 September 2016 22:25 (seven years ago) link
― savvinesslessness (map), Friday, 16 September 2016 22:26 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CsrKuHLUMAA2Lks.jpg:large
― savvinesslessness (map), Monday, 19 September 2016 00:41 (seven years ago) link
cover should have been by Al Jaffee
― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 19 September 2016 02:35 (seven years ago) link
a fold-in!
― tokyo rosemary, Monday, 19 September 2016 03:03 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/MackNSweetJones/status/778833404368392192
― Spottie, Friday, 23 September 2016 17:43 (seven years ago) link
that's basically me in a couple years
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 23 September 2016 19:04 (seven years ago) link
https://66.media.tumblr.com/57a4eade1cddebc18235e75963659c9e/tumblr_oa61peGn0U1qzd9ino1_1280.jpg
― 龜, Sunday, 25 September 2016 14:50 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CtP-4Y2VUAAiDOI.jpg:large
― savvinesslessness (map), Monday, 26 September 2016 05:30 (seven years ago) link
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/553lxs/my_31f_husband_33m_of_4_years_doesnt_take_our
― mookieproof, Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:37 (seven years ago) link
lol or a little too fake, not sure
― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:39 (seven years ago) link
With the Spy outfit he would come in and check me for wires and do the whole Pink Panther thing where he says "It is lovely weather we are having" while sneaking to the drapes and then beating the drapes up. I was envisioning a more James Bond-eqsue seduction.
― goole, Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:40 (seven years ago) link
"drapes"
― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:41 (seven years ago) link
oh, i don't imagine it's real, but OFFICER DOWN is a+
― mookieproof, Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:56 (seven years ago) link
JAZZ LOON, guys
https://youtu.be/8wK00jIO1Go
― goole, Friday, 30 September 2016 02:29 (seven years ago) link
― savvinesslessness (map), Friday, 30 September 2016 02:32 (seven years ago) link
IN A SENSE, THE JUXTAPOSITION OF LOONS AND CONTEMPORARY JAZZ THAT YOU'LL HEAR ON JAZZ LOON IS NOT AN UNNATURAL ONE. YOU MIGHT THINK OF THIS AS AN INTER-SPECIES "TRADING OF LICKS," OR REGARD IT AS A COLLECTION OF RIFFS OFFERED BY ONE UNCOMMONLY EXPRESSIVE SPECIES TO ANOTHER. THE MESSAGE UNDERLYING THESE SAX SOLOS, LOON YODELS, FLUGELHORN INTERLUDES, WAILS AND HOOTS, AND GUITAR PASSAGES IS ONE OF UNITY: WE ARE, LOON AND HUMAN ALIKE, PUT HERE TO EXPRESS OURSELVES AND TO JOINTLY ARRIVE AT HITHERTO UNDREAMED-OF HARMONIES. YOU HAVE JUST PURCHASED A SAMPLING OF SUCH HARMONIES, ONE THAT WE HAVE PROUDLY ENTITLED JAZZ LOON.
― del griffith, Friday, 30 September 2016 03:08 (seven years ago) link
https://www.discogs.com/Unknown-Artist-Jazz-Loon/release/6315718
Tracklist1 Sun Dancer 4:082 West Side Blues 2:483 Breezin' Along 4:174 Sensual Encounter 3:285 Nightcap 3:586 Just You And Me 4:407 Hey Pretty Lady 3:148 Jazzman 2:539 White Sand 3:4810 Top Cat 5:0811 Uptown Funk 4:2112 Interlude 3:5713 Club Catamaran 3:4314 All Aboard 3:0915 Weekend Romance 5:10
― esempiu (crüt), Friday, 30 September 2016 03:16 (seven years ago) link
very intriguing
― savvinesslessness (map), Friday, 30 September 2016 03:42 (seven years ago) link
1. Holy fucking shit2. I love that the image is from a cassette insert3. The address on the insert is 125 miles from where I grew up
― joygoat, Friday, 30 September 2016 04:40 (seven years ago) link
recommended right next to it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzfbrbW5pHI
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 30 September 2016 14:48 (seven years ago) link
jazz loon is really something special
who knew antiseptic elevator jazz was crying out for the vocal stylings of an aquatic bird all this time
― meat emissions (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:01 (seven years ago) link
the loon reminds me of Airto
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:12 (seven years ago) link
am I crazy or does Jazz Loon not have enough loon on it.
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:15 (seven years ago) link
I mean, if I'm going to listen to an hour plus of Jazz Loon, then I really want to hear that loon blow
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:16 (seven years ago) link
c'mon man it's the notes the loon doesn't play
― meat emissions (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:19 (seven years ago) link
ty for jazz loon
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:21 (seven years ago) link
ty for new display name
― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:23 (seven years ago) link
yr welcome, use it wisely
― meat emissions (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:26 (seven years ago) link
that loon has come a long way since being kicked out of 808 state
― PappaWheelie V, Friday, 30 September 2016 15:56 (seven years ago) link
https://soundcloud.com/dbalatero/jazz-loon-all-tracks-at-once
― adam, Friday, 30 September 2016 16:10 (seven years ago) link
perfect. i was already playing Jazz wolf + Jazz Loon simultaneously when you posted this. ty
― PappaWheelie V, Friday, 30 September 2016 16:15 (seven years ago) link
hoooooooly fuck, that's next level
― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Friday, 30 September 2016 16:27 (seven years ago) link
the cool down at the end of this track is amazing
― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Friday, 30 September 2016 16:32 (seven years ago) link
Jazz Loon is what I've always wished Dead Can Dance sounded more like
― seafaring funnyman Jacques Custos (rip van wanko), Friday, 30 September 2016 16:41 (seven years ago) link
there is a New Age Loon (and also New Age Loon II) but I can't find it streaming anywhere!!
― laraaji p. henson (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 30 September 2016 17:53 (seven years ago) link
don't say i never did anything for you
― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Friday, 30 September 2016 18:14 (seven years ago) link
trying again
― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Friday, 30 September 2016 18:15 (seven years ago) link
OH MY GOD
― laraaji p. henson (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 30 September 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link
hero of heroes!!!!!
― laraaji p. henson (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 30 September 2016 18:29 (seven years ago) link
a coworker has informed me that he bought the jazz loon tape from a gift store in mackinac island in the early 90s
― bitcoin bajas (diamonddave85), Saturday, 1 October 2016 16:45 (seven years ago) link
I just listened to the mashup of all the Jazz Loon tracks and seriously almost peed myself.
― Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Saturday, 1 October 2016 17:09 (seven years ago) link
New age Loon is changing my life. So smooth
― calstars, Sunday, 2 October 2016 00:51 (seven years ago) link
I feel pretty confident that there are still copies of this available for purchase in cheesy gift shops throughout the upper great lakes region.
― joygoat, Sunday, 2 October 2016 16:32 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/SbTqzGc.jpg
― esempiu (crüt), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:53 (seven years ago) link
Honestly getting a little sad listening to Jazz Wolf thinking about this commenter:
Grim Grinning Ghost131 year agoI still have trouble listening to this without tearing up. My dog that was with me from two to seventeen years old passed away a year ago. She was a wolf dog, and I used to play this and howl at her, seeing if she'd howl back. I really miss her, but I know that the bone cancer she had, isn't hurting her anymore.
― andrew m., Wednesday, 5 October 2016 21:46 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U3Rh9mxcoU
― 龜, Thursday, 6 October 2016 14:23 (seven years ago) link
not to be a meme purist or anything but i kinda prefer the original white people dropping stuff in infomercials video.
― scott seward, Thursday, 6 October 2016 17:53 (seven years ago) link
http://www.wikihow.com/Interpret-a-Dream-Involving-a-Whale-or-Dolphin
http://pad2.whstatic.com/images/thumb/4/45/Interpret-a-Dream-Involving-a-Whale-or-Dolphin-Step-6.jpg/aid443190-728px-Interpret-a-Dream-Involving-a-Whale-or-Dolphin-Step-6.jpg.webp
― esempiu (crüt), Thursday, 6 October 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link
I assume you guys are all already familiar with the jazz humpback whale album?
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Thursday, 6 October 2016 18:34 (seven years ago) link
https://www.amazon.co.uk/JUKIN-BACK-FOUNTAIN-BOGSIDE-THEMSELVES/dp/B0012BB2KS
― calstars, Friday, 7 October 2016 01:39 (seven years ago) link
does anyone know what the term 'jukin' back' means?
vic berger youtube videos mentioned in election thread were great, found this older one it is one of his best imo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1SdjRSqqHE
― marcos, Friday, 7 October 2016 19:07 (seven years ago) link
his vids are hit or miss but some are really good in particular the jeb onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMLXfF5s_N8
― marcos, Friday, 7 October 2016 19:08 (seven years ago) link
New age loon CD came in the mail today Will be rocking it in the car tomorrow
― calstars, Saturday, 8 October 2016 03:29 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXTEB8K1yaY
― scott seward, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 15:30 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvDqB4nWAAEWTO_.jpg:large
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 20:09 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmUqZ7zlVZQ
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 26 October 2016 20:25 (seven years ago) link
i love that account
― goole, Thursday, 27 October 2016 16:53 (seven years ago) link
https://media.giphy.com/media/3oz8xEBwgIAvFUEJ5S/giphy.gif
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Wednesday, 2 November 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link
okay very dog owner lol
― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Wednesday, 2 November 2016 16:38 (seven years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/eV5p5ZxueXT
― pplains, Saturday, 5 November 2016 03:38 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/scheffyy/status/798980236247371776
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 17 November 2016 03:03 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FunoDTsdr2E
― del griffith, Thursday, 17 November 2016 20:17 (seven years ago) link
they flew too close to the sun.
― scott seward, Thursday, 17 November 2016 21:50 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDQxoqTtHJo
― andrew m., Friday, 18 November 2016 16:05 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6iN6VTL7v8
― Karl Malone, Monday, 21 November 2016 16:41 (seven years ago) link
Snoop watching Kanye's freakout:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBwwN5X2Fhk
― schwantz, Monday, 21 November 2016 18:41 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwNGR792Ifk
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 1 December 2016 12:46 (seven years ago) link
oh wow, that's something special alright
― trump le monde (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 1 December 2016 12:54 (seven years ago) link
oh man
― pplains, Thursday, 1 December 2016 14:14 (seven years ago) link
this rocks
― nxd, Thursday, 1 December 2016 15:57 (seven years ago) link
huh this is exactly the same as my karaoke version
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 1 December 2016 23:23 (seven years ago) link
My work computers have no sound and I didn't pack my headphones today, so I waited like 11 hours to come here and finally listen to that. Completely worth it, especially the part where my wife reacted like I'd just waved a jar of vintage cat piss under her nose.
― El Tomboto, Friday, 2 December 2016 02:31 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/BzKuL5A.gif
― pplains, Saturday, 3 December 2016 15:17 (seven years ago) link
HA
― the late great, Sunday, 4 December 2016 00:05 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psIdan9GSRM
― am0n, Monday, 5 December 2016 17:38 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dP1RinpdmI
― qualx, Tuesday, 6 December 2016 04:04 (seven years ago) link
― Spottie, Tuesday, 6 December 2016 04:31 (seven years ago) link
fuuuuuuck that was like a slomo russian dashcam
damn
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 04:39 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/memeprovider/status/804430062678376448
― goole, Tuesday, 6 December 2016 18:08 (seven years ago) link
i've been trying to remember what that game was called!
― pplains, Tuesday, 6 December 2016 19:26 (seven years ago) link
lol i saw that montreal thing earlier today, hilarious
― I've read Ta-nehisi Coates. (marcos), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 19:27 (seven years ago) link
there are some good versions set to music on youtube
― I've read Ta-nehisi Coates. (marcos), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 19:29 (seven years ago) link
the plow truck fruitlessly slinging salt as it slid was my favorite
― I've read Ta-nehisi Coates. (marcos), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 19:31 (seven years ago) link
At first, I was all "oh come on, these poor people shouldn't be in the lolz thread..." but then, it just kept happening.
I would expect something like this from Tulsa or maybe Richmond, Va., but Montreal?
― pplains, Tuesday, 6 December 2016 19:33 (seven years ago) link
^^^what i was thinking, too
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 20:53 (seven years ago) link
anyone knows who these guys are?
https://twitter.com/worldstar/status/806315624238555138
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 19:14 (seven years ago) link
they look like jackasses
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 19:17 (seven years ago) link
Gym tan laundry dudes from the look of it
― calstars, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 23:28 (seven years ago) link
Why don't they just fuck each other and get it over with?
― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Thursday, 8 December 2016 02:53 (seven years ago) link
every college dude ever?
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 December 2016 04:10 (seven years ago) link
― qualx, Thursday, 8 December 2016 05:59 (seven years ago) link
they appear to be systematically working their way through sharing all of their bodily fluids so it's only a matter of time before 'lol just jizzed in u bro joeks #nohomo' happens
― Rush Limbaugh and Lou Reed doing sex with your parents (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 8 December 2016 10:34 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9il52dlnnc
― del griffith, Friday, 9 December 2016 05:35 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0_1g5FVYAc
― the late great, Friday, 9 December 2016 08:34 (seven years ago) link
That song abt service is great
― niels, Friday, 9 December 2016 14:06 (seven years ago) link
cringe lols
― calstars, Friday, 9 December 2016 14:46 (seven years ago) link
https://media.giphy.com/media/l0HlAQdHvegjdr6SY/giphy.gif
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 9 December 2016 16:24 (seven years ago) link
nice one
― calstars, Friday, 9 December 2016 19:08 (seven years ago) link
― niels, Friday, December 9, 2016 6:06 AM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I interpreted it to be more about selling than service, so it's interesting that you picked up on more of the service aspect.
I also believe it to be intended as one of those "raps"
― del griffith, Friday, 9 December 2016 20:57 (seven years ago) link
better with the sound off
― calstars, Friday, 9 December 2016 21:11 (seven years ago) link
https://vimeo.com/195413500
― Long post, yet important. (crüt), Thursday, 15 December 2016 04:21 (seven years ago) link
― niels, Thursday, 15 December 2016 09:26 (seven years ago) link
they had an album out this year!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waixG1Dhr3w
― scott seward, Thursday, 15 December 2016 13:36 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/809564320082305024
― Spottie, Friday, 16 December 2016 23:00 (seven years ago) link
I think I first saw the 'Selling is Service' video as part of this amazing playlist: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7XlqX4npddfrdpMCxBnNZXg2GFll7t5y . Probably plenty there that y'all have seen before but it kept me reliably lolling for hours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLRWloiIC58
― Froyo On My Slacks (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 December 2016 23:35 (seven years ago) link
That is a superb playlist, thanks
― niels, Saturday, 17 December 2016 14:51 (seven years ago) link
yeah important videos is a like a deep mine filled with precious gold, a goldmine if you will. Miraculously I hadn't seen any of those memevids before, either because I live in a hole or despite it. Appreciated the expert-level curation skills, including obvious time constraint criteria. High quality product
― del griffith, Saturday, 17 December 2016 18:49 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVJzibVS2YM
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 17 December 2016 23:38 (seven years ago) link
Hahaa that is good
― niels, Sunday, 18 December 2016 17:42 (seven years ago) link
I like this one with Christmas music a bit better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqiogBRg7l4
― Number None, Sunday, 18 December 2016 17:56 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/brendohare/status/810532755033522176
― soref, Monday, 19 December 2016 02:21 (seven years ago) link
Reminds me of this popular children's series
http://i.imgur.com/u0B7T2w.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/sJ7vDvT.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/Hx0JIqf.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/epdeh22.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/HloWgvt.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/TKGXxt8.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 19 December 2016 02:44 (seven years ago) link
holy shit
― Long post, yet important. (crüt), Monday, 19 December 2016 02:48 (seven years ago) link
http://i67.tinypic.com/24pe7au.png
― sleepingbag, Monday, 19 December 2016 02:53 (seven years ago) link
that can't be real
but then again, who knows
― Karl Malone, Monday, 19 December 2016 02:56 (seven years ago) link
wouldn't put it past some Brooklyn/San Fran bar to do that at all. Funny that it's like double the price of craft beer.
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 19 December 2016 02:58 (seven years ago) link
feels real to me
― marcos, Monday, 19 December 2016 03:03 (seven years ago) link
they priced it per ounce
― mh 😏, Monday, 19 December 2016 03:37 (seven years ago) link
it's also the funny joke item not to be actually ordered, like when a "fancy" burger place has a bunch of $10 range burgers and then one burger that's like $1000 and has gold flakes and comes with champagne
― mh 😏, Monday, 19 December 2016 03:38 (seven years ago) link
upcycling, you guys
― a Warren Beatty film about Earth (El Tomboto), Monday, 19 December 2016 14:40 (seven years ago) link
i bet that's totally real -- they had 40s on the menu (in a bag that you could leave with) at a pizza place in crested butte, colorado, ten years ago (this place: http://www.secretstash.com/)
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 19 December 2016 15:28 (seven years ago) link
the genius of it is that you could bring in your own beer in a brown paper bag and if they questioned your outside beverage you could strongly insist it's none of their business, as anyone drinking out of a paper bag rightly would
― mh 😏, Monday, 19 December 2016 15:35 (seven years ago) link
many xps but wow at the "important videos" playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2ZQ1OdfcHI
― A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Monday, 19 December 2016 20:59 (seven years ago) link
yeah, i lost a good amount of time yesterday watching that playlist as well (i never finished it). it sometimes veers into "dumb people hurting themselves and other" jackass style territory, but not very often, and at any rate most of the clips are so short that it's easy to wait a few seconds and move on to the next one
― Karl Malone, Monday, 19 December 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link
i should be finished soon.there's a fair amount of garbage but the highs are very high
― A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Monday, 19 December 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link
Glad I could help spread the joy and wonder.
― Froyo On My Slacks (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 December 2016 22:41 (seven years ago) link
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00F547P6S/?tag=097-20&ascsubtag=v5_1_3_92j_3ahj_4_104u640e_2
― the late great, Monday, 19 December 2016 23:04 (seven years ago) link
Question: Would Sheryl Crow approve?
Answer: Not only would she approve, she's the one that recommended them to me. Her pre-Shittens classic from quite a few years ago "Strong Enough" was actually written about the inefficacies of simple 2-ply. She opened with the lines that tell it all... "God, I feel like hell tonight, Tears of rage I cannot fight..." Then just goes on and on about how she needs someone strong enough. Her producers had her modify the original lyrics "Are you strong enough to clean my can" to what we currently know them to be for fear of poor reception by the general public. Once she tried Shittens, Cheryl was hooked, and thanks to her, so am I.
― A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Monday, 19 December 2016 23:33 (seven years ago) link
http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/20/this-imax-version-of-the-trailer-for-the-mummy-left-out-one-thing-the-sound-effects-6334520/
watch now, the studio is purging their mistake
― mh 😏, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 20:10 (seven years ago) link
would absolutely pay to see that movie without sound fx
― A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 20:15 (seven years ago) link
eeeeuurgph! ahhhh!
― mh 😏, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 20:18 (seven years ago) link
1:10
"No. .... Mwwwwmmm!"
― ILXorcist 2: The Heretic (Eric H.), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 20:19 (seven years ago) link
David Wilcoxgood hope it flopsat the boxoffice youcan not make money out of the pharoahs or act like them its bad karma insulting them
― qualx, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 03:00 (seven years ago) link
that is a very good comment
― mh 😏, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 03:13 (seven years ago) link
I just need to say that the Ian Curtis thing someone posted 3 months ago is KILLING me right now. Thank you.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 16:53 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8
― del griffith, Sunday, 8 January 2017 02:34 (seven years ago) link
what
― calstars, Sunday, 8 January 2017 02:48 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOAvovVMgss
― A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Sunday, 8 January 2017 20:25 (seven years ago) link
отлично
― del griffith, Sunday, 8 January 2017 22:43 (seven years ago) link
https://youtu.be/_UFsMMFjmVs
― gr8080, Friday, 13 January 2017 21:14 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yyHhQ6wD-c
― pplains, Saturday, 14 January 2017 17:14 (seven years ago) link
maybe that's why i've never had trouble opening a jar. i'm left handed! thanks
― assawoman bay (harbl), Saturday, 14 January 2017 18:51 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.fbed1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15941023_10158079706960634_2233029072625290190_n.jpg?oh=03d453bac249b6d4ecde00b1d95f847b&oe=5922B8F3
― scott seward, Saturday, 14 January 2017 18:59 (seven years ago) link
Chuck Tingle is a national treasure
― Number None, Saturday, 14 January 2017 19:14 (seven years ago) link
Nickelback Simulator 2.0requires flash
― the ghost of lorax past (FlopsyDuck), Thursday, 19 January 2017 01:32 (seven years ago) link
oh god just the look on his face had me dying. genuine out loud laughs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnErLwrQYQ4
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 January 2017 14:57 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.fybz1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/16443701_10154488852850345_949899650_n.jpg?oh=dc8f2e3b347c367e3b3e0b62031303d8&oe=58937C91
― flopson, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:59 (seven years ago) link
Reminds me of this (now defunct) Finnish engineering company:
http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/rape-plan.jpg
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 15:17 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DZ_BzaSz0A
― dollar general (am0n), Monday, 6 February 2017 02:20 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3Lgh2-dsY0
― dollar general (am0n), Monday, 6 February 2017 02:21 (seven years ago) link
very mortal kombat
― A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Monday, 6 February 2017 18:58 (seven years ago) link
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 02:07 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVvt7hP5a-0
― pplains, Saturday, 11 February 2017 03:17 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf4-5UjT638
― goole, Monday, 13 February 2017 20:43 (seven years ago) link
an alterbanger
― removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Monday, 13 February 2017 20:55 (seven years ago) link
Tbf daft punk made a whole career out of that
― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Monday, 13 February 2017 23:17 (seven years ago) link
Everything is Terrible did a pretty good condensed version of that movie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWW20wNfqXU&sns=em
― circa1916, Monday, 13 February 2017 23:29 (seven years ago) link
not working but i had to find it anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWW20wNfqXU
― qualx, Tuesday, 14 February 2017 03:26 (seven years ago) link
my favorite wikipedia paragraph of all time:
Upon release Vibrations had initial success due to its gritty realism and uncompromising (and unconventional) character development. But Vibrations gained a loyal underground following and quickly became a cult classic, helping propel electronic music into the 21st century.
The guy who wrote and directed that is now the main honcho at Lions Gate
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 14 February 2017 04:38 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4sR4VnWcAAxo-f.jpg
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 15 February 2017 10:09 (seven years ago) link
for the finns, silence
― tha frash prance (alomar lines), Thursday, 16 February 2017 06:29 (seven years ago) link
nobody was killed and the gunman detained so okay to laugh?
https://twitter.com/TheNothingarian/status/832648154122067969
― 龜, Friday, 17 February 2017 18:16 (seven years ago) link
shots fired indeed
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 17 February 2017 18:22 (seven years ago) link
casting call:
http://i.imgur.com/mpkXLmL.gif
― pplains, Sunday, 19 February 2017 05:30 (seven years ago) link
looks like the audience at a danzig reunion show
― removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Sunday, 19 February 2017 07:18 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C0PNk_wUAAAwNcS.jpg
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 22 February 2017 15:58 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CxQ_ATzUoAACs8d.jpg
― goole, Monday, 27 February 2017 20:51 (seven years ago) link
Stealing that gymspiration.
― insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Monday, 27 February 2017 20:57 (seven years ago) link
http://img4.imagetitan.com/img4/small/15/15_17103375_10155072146123343_5833506497717298321_n.jpg
― MaresNest, Friday, 3 March 2017 22:27 (seven years ago) link
Dang - http://imgur.com/a/uf7Oj
― MaresNest, Friday, 3 March 2017 22:30 (seven years ago) link
― how's life, Saturday, 4 March 2017 12:16 (seven years ago) link
http://www.ebay.com/itm/NOT-FOR-YOU-FOR-DOUG-ONLY-/201837133938?hash=item2efe6e4072%3Ag%3AXi4AAOSwr~lYtd5o
― scott seward, Sunday, 5 March 2017 18:41 (seven years ago) link
doug got ripped off!
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 5 March 2017 18:46 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr3ngmRuGUc
― removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Sunday, 5 March 2017 21:37 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aC55tk_jXA
― StanM, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 18:32 (seven years ago) link
https://68.media.tumblr.com/5b7e3106e4dc7192c69243f8013b3564/tumblr_omkfw8J3961qep5zro1_1280.jpg
― im a male feminist, i have a fleshlight just to eat it out (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 March 2017 21:58 (seven years ago) link
lol I showed my friends that one as the laziest but best version of the Ryan tv presentation meme
― mh 😏, Friday, 10 March 2017 06:09 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.fbed1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17201446_10208572002921298_6661717495982300977_n.jpg?oh=46b305d6f5f9c73575ffc701cb59e1d3&oe=5927B420
― scott seward, Friday, 10 March 2017 14:50 (seven years ago) link
...because milkwalker is coming for you!
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 10 March 2017 14:55 (seven years ago) link
nightmarish
― im a male feminist, i have a fleshlight just to eat it out (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 March 2017 15:05 (seven years ago) link
milkwalker
― marcos, Friday, 10 March 2017 15:10 (seven years ago) link
Your move, Lovecraft!
― The twin snake of violence and sex is more like a sick wolf. (Old Lunch), Friday, 10 March 2017 15:11 (seven years ago) link
Milk Tie Dough-Ty Walker!
― how's life, Friday, 10 March 2017 15:14 (seven years ago) link
milkwalker vs slenderman
― im a male feminist, i have a fleshlight just to eat it out (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 March 2017 15:25 (seven years ago) link
Is that real? I can't find much info but this article says that it was originally posted by someone who did creepypasta.
“It’s definitely an offshoot of the creepy pasta community, as [the original poster] had a Slenderman series that was big among the the horror community,” Tumblr told the Daily Dot via email.
― jmm, Friday, 10 March 2017 15:29 (seven years ago) link
Milkwalker is clearly a dairy-based descendant of the GoT White Walkers
― Moodles, Friday, 10 March 2017 15:34 (seven years ago) link
do NOT make milkwalker waitdo NOT make milkwalker's milk go baddo NOT make milkwalker make you drink the bad milk of milkwalker
― Karl Malone, Friday, 10 March 2017 18:06 (seven years ago) link
I like to think of myself as a horror aficionado, and I've encountered few things in the horror genre that have unnerved me in the way that Milkwalker has. Just the name alone. Yeesh.
― The twin snake of violence and sex is more like a sick wolf. (Old Lunch), Friday, 10 March 2017 18:10 (seven years ago) link
Like, I'm laughing, but I can't be certain that it isn't in an attempt to convince myself that laughter can still exist in Milkwalker's world.
― The twin snake of violence and sex is more like a sick wolf. (Old Lunch), Friday, 10 March 2017 18:12 (seven years ago) link
Laughing is a type of screaming
― jmm, Friday, 10 March 2017 18:22 (seven years ago) link
I like that for what it is, but it does kinda have a proto-rage comic/pepe vibe and I bet that what resonates with a lot of people.
― how's life, Friday, 10 March 2017 18:35 (seven years ago) link
look at the size of the pupils on milkwalker
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 10 March 2017 22:41 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jia28gtQ1kU
― dollar general (am0n), Saturday, 11 March 2017 00:00 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpJySNi6k4M
― dollar general (am0n), Saturday, 11 March 2017 00:03 (seven years ago) link
this thread died with trump imo
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 11 March 2017 00:06 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8G3XjA7pFU
― dollar general (am0n), Saturday, 11 March 2017 00:34 (seven years ago) link
this is a good channel on the web
http://www.youtube.com/user/LegalZahn/videos
― dollar general (am0n), Saturday, 11 March 2017 00:36 (seven years ago) link
i have missed you am0n
― mookieproof, Saturday, 11 March 2017 02:04 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF75xTzMuXw
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 12 March 2017 16:57 (seven years ago) link
― gr8080, Sunday, 12 March 2017 16:59 (seven years ago) link
paranoid dude channel is some sad shit
― removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Sunday, 12 March 2017 19:29 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ErzM41Zf_s
― del griffith, Sunday, 12 March 2017 23:10 (seven years ago) link
pretty lame that the dude doesn't also cram his Naväge up his nose immediately after speaking, but oh well
― del griffith, Sunday, 12 March 2017 23:12 (seven years ago) link
i'd be lying if i said buying a navage doesn't sound alluring
― mh 😏, Sunday, 12 March 2017 23:52 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETYD-vXUGtk
― Karl Malone, Friday, 17 March 2017 20:19 (seven years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/pnZ2Cjl.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 01:01 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.fbed1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17426396_10155128934765908_2045021302738578972_n.jpg?oh=f94253f17bfa07c12af3708d96e43f92&oe=5951AD52
― scott seward, Thursday, 23 March 2017 15:26 (seven years ago) link
*vine guy voice* gwowhttps://youtu.be/tDr_0BZ73BI
― goole, Saturday, 25 March 2017 02:03 (seven years ago) link
subscribed
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 25 March 2017 02:10 (seven years ago) link
that rail grind tho
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Saturday, 25 March 2017 02:21 (seven years ago) link
My government name actually translates, exactly, to "Swift Ultimate Flesh Power" in the native tongue of my people; I have to assume that mr. seward knows this and was trying to send some kind of signal. Well, here I am. Let me know how I can help.
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Saturday, 25 March 2017 02:30 (seven years ago) link
No no, you misunderstand: 'Swift Ultimate Flesh Power' is the name of my rodney.
― Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Saturday, 25 March 2017 04:55 (seven years ago) link
Quincy dental
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Saturday, 25 March 2017 12:43 (seven years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/uUmqG8l.jpg
― 龜, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 02:34 (seven years ago) link
― circa1916, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 02:39 (seven years ago) link
ok that definitely took me a minute
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 02:56 (seven years ago) link
i've been lolling at this picture for several minutes
― qualx, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 03:00 (seven years ago) link
what band is it
― just another (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 04:14 (seven years ago) link
that is extraordinary and also a reasonable candidate for inclusion in the 'so not gonna happen' thread imo
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 09:53 (seven years ago) link
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 09:54 (seven years ago) link
Love the headphones.
― how's life, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 11:39 (seven years ago) link
god that's perfect, tempted to get it framed
― ogmor, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 12:17 (seven years ago) link
That's beautiful.
― jmm, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 12:21 (seven years ago) link
Proposal in the pit
― Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 12:23 (seven years ago) link
Gonna guess it's a Xtian mosh pit. No beer cups, no ciggy butts. Just some innocent TP-ing.
― andrew m., Tuesday, 28 March 2017 14:48 (seven years ago) link
no tping is innocent
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:05 (seven years ago) link
Sign reading "BUY ORGANS HERE" not so innocent either.
― how's life, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:16 (seven years ago) link
weird that planned parenthood would have a stand at an xtian moshpit venue
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:21 (seven years ago) link
I had to blow this image up to massive size just to figure out what people were referring to here. There's some Where's Waldo-level sleuthing going on here.
― Moodles, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:22 (seven years ago) link
just one more reason why it might belong in the 'so not gonna happen thread'
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:24 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/wamsaldon/status/846179245479153665
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:28 (seven years ago) link
^more photos therehttp://www.altpress.com/images/uploads/news/powertrip_sowhat_engagement.jpg
not the same without cap'n moshpit's immortal photobomb
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:29 (seven years ago) link
no argument
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:29 (seven years ago) link
though:http://pbs.twimg.com/media/C75Y2ljV4AACS5J.jpg
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:30 (seven years ago) link
cap'n moshpit should hook up with this girl, they're made for each other
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/149/mosh-girl-original-hp.jpg
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:31 (seven years ago) link
due to the number of years between memes, mosh-girl-original is actually cap'n moshpit's mom
― mh 😏, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:47 (seven years ago) link
and he's hooking up with her? eww gross
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:48 (seven years ago) link
if there's one thing i know, it's that people LOVE being proposed to in public settings surrounded by a bunch of people cheering for the proposer despite having no clue about the status of the relationship
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:52 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p06XHHRvpk
― dollar general (am0n), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 21:30 (seven years ago) link
totally classic commercial imo
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 21:51 (seven years ago) link
I feel like a podcast is warranted, sometime around 2026
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 23:15 (seven years ago) link
Did anybody ever find out who original crazy mosh girl was?
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 23:16 (seven years ago) link
i'm still not getting this, is it just a mosh pit proposal w/ someone kicking?
― Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 23:20 (seven years ago) link
Yes. And skintight cutoff shorts. And lots of Vans and ink.
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 23:36 (seven years ago) link
"is it just"
― circa1916, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 23:55 (seven years ago) link
It's basically a 21st Century version of a Rockwell tableau.
― Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 00:53 (seven years ago) link
― Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, March 28, 2017 7:20 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this post is a cry for help
― qualx, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 00:57 (seven years ago) link
the thing is with the photobomb, it's crying out for the shot to just be like 20 degrees to the left or something - the high leg over the proposer's head, the load-bearing leg intersecting the ring box. Somebody will probably paint this and post it on imgur or deviantart in a few hours, if the internet has any sense
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 01:01 (seven years ago) link
oh I just realized the flaw
its true flaw is not being anywhere near as funny as the viper ad
― del griffith, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 01:21 (seven years ago) link
mosh pic is beautiful and hilarious and perfect and you're a damn savage if you think otherwise imo
― circa1916, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 01:25 (seven years ago) link
no no i think it's great but should i be looking for something that like isn't immediately obvious??
― Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 02:08 (seven years ago) link
at first I thought there was maybe some kind of race going on with the two people on the right coming in for a dramatic finish while cap'n moshpit was funny-walking his way across the line
― Moodles, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 02:12 (seven years ago) link
I think what that picture does, as an act of cultural provocation, is to diminish any other representation of a marriage proposal that doesn't include a person in the foreground wearing tight cutoffs stomping so hard that it becomes a high kick
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 02:37 (seven years ago) link
If you say Yes, we will love each other forever, but as a reminder that the world is a meat grinder that will destroy us both, here is War, our brother, preparing to break the earth with his boot raised to the heavens, his cheeks full of ashes, his eyes enamored of death
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 02:42 (seven years ago) link
I can't tell if that Viper ad was from 1990 or 2000.
― pplains, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 03:22 (seven years ago) link
Both and then some
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 03:23 (seven years ago) link
Somebody will probably paint this and post it on imgur or deviantart in a few hours, if the internet has any sense
Like this?https://image.ibb.co/dLy9yv/0fc3d5e812411fad43af34e79c26145e.jpg
― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 06:39 (seven years ago) link
the thing is with the photobomb, it's crying out for the shot to just be like 20 degrees to the left or something
no way, the ugly incongruity of cap'n moshpit is part of the lightning-in-a-bottle magic of this image - if it was framed like a renaissance painting or something it wouldn't have the same stunning impact
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 08:30 (seven years ago) link
that girl needs to be removed so the foot is being proposed to imo
― StanM, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 09:25 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/37swQuB.jpg
― attention vampire (MatthewK), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 10:29 (seven years ago) link
a+
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 10:41 (seven years ago) link
omg! excellent!
― StanM, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 11:09 (seven years ago) link
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 14:29 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8Fn_CXW0AALj53.jpg
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 14:37 (seven years ago) link
Am I so old that the Viper ad is not just part of the collective consciousness and now just something for "wau things were different back in your day" lols
DMX's first Def Jam single had a ref to that commercial
― SSN Lucci (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 15:01 (seven years ago) link
http://getcoleman.com/
― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 15:20 (seven years ago) link
I was really hoping that was going to be a reference toBad Taste In Music? Hire "Coleman"
― a landlocked exclave (mh 😏), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 15:24 (seven years ago) link
I remember the Viper ad clearly. Just being 20 (or 30) years removed from it, wasn't prepared for how badly it had aged.
― pplains, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 15:44 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CShFuMX46Ik
― goole, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 21:59 (seven years ago) link
Likewise, I can't believe how badly that Squeege ad has aged since Feb. 2017.
― pplains, Thursday, 30 March 2017 00:50 (seven years ago) link
5 stars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhRYmObjKXA
― scott seward, Thursday, 30 March 2017 01:29 (seven years ago) link
found teh fb post
https://i.imgur.com/i1VwyXw.jpg
https://www.facebook.com/samantha.mae.167/posts/1454960857895469
― 龜, Thursday, 30 March 2017 13:40 (seven years ago) link
can someone photoshop that leg onto this picture for me
http://scotlandsweddingevent.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/beach-marriage-proposals-_-beach-proposal-ideas-_-proposals-in-florida_43of108.jpg
― soref, Thursday, 30 March 2017 13:55 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/NRdYCUx.gifv
― dollar general (am0n), Thursday, 30 March 2017 14:34 (seven years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/kAZf01i.jpg
― 龜, Thursday, 30 March 2017 21:25 (seven years ago) link
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 30 March 2017 21:33 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/SJCooke94/status/847501812999507969
― On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 31 March 2017 15:23 (seven years ago) link
'by mistake'
― Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 March 2017 15:26 (seven years ago) link
Sorry, I might have opened your package and slowly inserted its contents into my butthole by mistake.
― Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 March 2017 15:27 (seven years ago) link
something something royal flush!!!
― Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 1 April 2017 11:44 (seven years ago) link
the mistake is Mr. Cooke's for leaving the lid up, imo
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Saturday, 1 April 2017 13:00 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPQCcU5pdR8
― del griffith, Sunday, 2 April 2017 01:21 (seven years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/DaitaQn.jpg
― 龜, Monday, 3 April 2017 22:34 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eN3fxzn0ro
― dollar general (am0n), Monday, 10 April 2017 20:11 (seven years ago) link
Scary af wtf
― niels, Monday, 10 April 2017 20:25 (seven years ago) link
― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Monday, 10 April 2017 20:26 (seven years ago) link
reminded me to call my gpa, thanks
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Monday, 10 April 2017 20:26 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kvenmWEhFE
― dollar general (am0n), Monday, 10 April 2017 21:06 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxV_wjpUeGY
― Οὖτις, Monday, 10 April 2017 21:09 (seven years ago) link
http://www.classicfilmfreak.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/kaine.bmpA jumped-up pantry boy who never knew his place!
― Dan I., Monday, 10 April 2017 21:16 (seven years ago) link
my grampa had one of thesehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5pneAcN3UQ
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Monday, 10 April 2017 23:16 (seven years ago) link
when you pulled the tie, it spit water at you and then laughed, such fun
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Monday, 10 April 2017 23:17 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/vF7auT8.png
― pplains, Monday, 10 April 2017 23:40 (seven years ago) link
make sure you watch until the twist @ the end:
https://instagram.com/p/BPt0McmgvFh/
― gr8080, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 22:32 (seven years ago) link
I... completely support them doing that
― del griffith, Thursday, 13 April 2017 02:10 (seven years ago) link
and if they didn't immediately go do it again at the Panera Bread across the street, I'll be disappointed
― del griffith, Thursday, 13 April 2017 02:11 (seven years ago) link
Square question: What's the first rip he takes, through the weird glass pipe off the Sucrets tin?
― andrew m., Thursday, 13 April 2017 14:04 (seven years ago) link
M. Night Shyamalan's Bad Grandpa
― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Thursday, 13 April 2017 14:12 (seven years ago) link
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 13 April 2017 14:22 (seven years ago) link
A million times funnier than the actual video.
― insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Thursday, 13 April 2017 14:36 (seven years ago) link
doing drugs in an ikea is the new planking according to my tumblr feed
― 龜, Thursday, 13 April 2017 14:40 (seven years ago) link
He's "dabbing" aka vaporizing 75%+ THC concentrate on a titanium or glass nail that you heat with a blowtorch, so basically freebasing weed.
― joygoat, Thursday, 13 April 2017 14:44 (seven years ago) link
never setting foot inside an ikea again without taking a duffel bag full of weed and booze
ikea meatballs will never have tasted so good
― years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 13 April 2017 14:50 (seven years ago) link
Mommy, what's that smell?
White privilege honey, jjust keep walking. Let's go get some lingonberry juice k?
― andrew m., Thursday, 13 April 2017 15:01 (seven years ago) link
TY, xp. I figured it was something like that.
― andrew m., Thursday, 13 April 2017 15:02 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=husSqXcjL1Q
― 龜, Friday, 14 April 2017 14:54 (seven years ago) link
oh wow lol
― goole, Friday, 14 April 2017 16:16 (seven years ago) link
(right?)
This guy brought a level onto a plane to prove the earth is flat pic.twitter.com/nBGckW9Fmc— chaotic cowboy (@Tom_On_Line) May 2, 2017
― a landlocked exclave (mh), Thursday, 4 May 2017 17:25 (six years ago) link
fucking levels how do they work
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 4 May 2017 17:40 (six years ago) link
every time I look at this guy's experiment I find another thing to giggle about
― a landlocked exclave (mh), Thursday, 4 May 2017 17:41 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jtso8jhX2q8
― 👁 (am0n), Monday, 8 May 2017 15:14 (six years ago) link
Kim Jong-un furiously searches spokeo for Jon Clabo of Sevierville, Tennessee
― del griffith, Monday, 8 May 2017 16:31 (six years ago) link
...in America
― del griffith, Monday, 8 May 2017 16:33 (six years ago) link
neckglasses
― 👁 (am0n), Monday, 8 May 2017 20:07 (six years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/agDCdNO.jpg
― 👁 (am0n), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:32 (six years ago) link
wow can't believe da share z0ne got islamaphobia
― mh, Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:40 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so1LosxbQ9o
― 👁 (am0n), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:43 (six years ago) link
i will fookin disrespect you
― mh, Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:46 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6OYWsbZ03g
― niels, Wednesday, 10 May 2017 08:53 (six years ago) link
enjoying twitter #bowwowchallenge after this was posted yesterday
Lmfaooooo who's mans is this @smoss?! pic.twitter.com/MHDvIcMppG— Osama Bin Drinkin'🥃 (@Al_Khee) May 9, 2017
― Spottie, Wednesday, 10 May 2017 22:00 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lKYYFVBeB0
― pplains, Saturday, 13 May 2017 01:56 (six years ago) link
― goole, Monday, 15 May 2017 16:41 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXlY9pZUknY
― Drive Your Lover Wild In Bed By Cosplaying As Jeff Lynne (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 21 May 2017 13:00 (six years ago) link
that is the best
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Sunday, 21 May 2017 15:31 (six years ago) link
Internet now justified.
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Monday, 22 May 2017 01:49 (six years ago) link
When you find your brother's high school metal band's tape and realize the cool name they named themselves did not mean what they thought pic.twitter.com/DioodTkXQV— kevinbiegel (@kbiegel) May 23, 2017
― 龜, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 12:52 (six years ago) link
That's great, but I be they knew exactly what they were doing.
― andrew m., Wednesday, 24 May 2017 14:56 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBVw9XIWAAI1Uc3.jpg
― mookieproof, Friday, 2 June 2017 19:53 (six years ago) link
burying the lede of his chameleonic powers imo
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 2 June 2017 20:39 (six years ago) link
ugh, people that gotta be the best at everything are so fuckin annoying
― del griffith, Saturday, 3 June 2017 02:26 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/ZkydvKg.jpg
― qualx, Saturday, 3 June 2017 04:31 (six years ago) link
is there something there? I see a an empty roadside
― mh, Saturday, 3 June 2017 04:57 (six years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/fydh2Uv.jpg
― just another (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 15:40 (six years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/5uO7XBX.jpg
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 21:34 (six years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/LfC8LlL.png
― 👁 (am0n), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 21:35 (six years ago) link
this works way better than it has any right to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkwmSvWMwYI
― alcohol aficionado zane lamprey (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 15:47 (six years ago) link
good cello from squidward there
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 17:33 (six years ago) link
https://68.media.tumblr.com/64bd5ccdce14cab55a8b1c51a2e788fb/tumblr_origf8psZB1utw2woo1_1280.jpg
― cast your vote for fully automated gay space luxury communism (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 20:44 (six years ago) link
MODOK's apple
― qualx, Thursday, 15 June 2017 00:17 (six years ago) link
no headlamp? dude IS a headlamp
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 June 2017 00:52 (six years ago) link
mostly sad imo
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 15 June 2017 00:54 (six years ago) link
he's the wild racoon
― assawoman bay (harbl), Thursday, 15 June 2017 01:22 (six years ago) link
What happened to the raccoon?
― Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Sunday, 18 June 2017 09:30 (six years ago) link
banned iirc
― Choco Blavatsky (seandalai), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 00:00 (six years ago) link
https://vimeo.com/221936255
― qualx, Tuesday, 20 June 2017 05:33 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehH9OQMQXIk
― he not like the banana (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 3 July 2017 18:32 (six years ago) link
"Where are your parents?"
https://s1.gifgif.io/aOJmWM.gif
― he not like the banana (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 3 July 2017 18:35 (six years ago) link
So fake, but so hilarious.
― Anne of the Thousand Gays (Eric H.), Monday, 3 July 2017 19:00 (six years ago) link
along those lines, this had me for a few seconds. they were good seconds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mlPE8pxs4
― del griffith, Monday, 3 July 2017 19:14 (six years ago) link
yeah that guys great, his satanist vid and the E3 ones are classic
― down that brown path (Spottie), Monday, 3 July 2017 20:09 (six years ago) link
Roommate has date coming by later and asked me to clean bc he's not home. So I made a Princess D shrine in his room pic.twitter.com/wfOeVUm7yW— Deep Web Italian (@Deno_Tron) July 1, 2017
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Tuesday, 4 July 2017 23:49 (six years ago) link
Shepherding in Russia's. pic.twitter.com/wDGm3AotRv— Only In Russia (@CrazyinRussia) July 28, 2017
― silverfish, Thursday, 3 August 2017 19:09 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyY88PsANMo
― 👁 (am0n), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 04:52 (six years ago) link
kinda lol but mostly sad?
― niels, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 09:25 (six years ago) link
nah that's mostly lol and just a little sad
that was also edited reaaaaaaaally well
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 16:08 (six years ago) link
that video is me when i'm trying to pick up wet pasta from the floor
FUCK!
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 16:09 (six years ago) link
the grumpiness project?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfWGgKzXTS4
― Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 19:27 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFD76GVojik
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 August 2017 03:32 (six years ago) link
sadly, apparently a viral video for a virginia production of miseryyoutube.com/watch?v=hQGkRhyFW5A
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 10 August 2017 04:18 (six years ago) link
https://i.redd.it/t084wxnoxigz.jpg
― qualx, Saturday, 19 August 2017 09:35 (six years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/wupsG6U.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/wupsG6U.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/wupsG6U.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/wupsG6U.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/wupsG6U.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/wupsG6U.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/wupsG6U.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/wupsG6U.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/wupsG6U.gif
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 20 August 2017 06:58 (six years ago) link
hello, please, i present the theory that for one single shot in Valkyrie (2008), at 5:12, tom cruise wears a fake butt. observe: pic.twitter.com/Tw6yTbsQUe— swizz keats (@iluvbutts247) August 20, 2017
― mark s, Monday, 21 August 2017 15:32 (six years ago) link
damn t-cruise is thicc
― licking the yellow Toad next to the teleporter (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 21 August 2017 15:34 (six years ago) link
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9b/James_Brown_Take_a_Look_at_Those_Cakes.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHtfLjLVYAA8S5m.jpg:large
― frankfurters take on new glamour in this gleaming aspic (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 22 August 2017 12:36 (six years ago) link
― Neves Say Neves Again (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 22 August 2017 12:56 (six years ago) link
SPONGEBOB AS AN ANIME OPENING IM CRYING pic.twitter.com/Q8ew4eVUUI— 🌱 (@marynicolexx) August 24, 2017
― 龜, Thursday, 24 August 2017 12:04 (six years ago) link
omg i would love an entire episode/series in that style
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 24 August 2017 14:47 (six years ago) link
japanese fallout boy themsong puts it over the top
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 August 2017 18:58 (six years ago) link
just some normal horses my son drew in school pic.twitter.com/zfDDHW599G— slick (@dlicj) August 25, 2017
― mark s, Friday, 25 August 2017 14:56 (six years ago) link
son evidently grasping the murderous sociopathy at the centre of many similar thought experiments (aka "story problems")
― mark s, Friday, 25 August 2017 14:57 (six years ago) link
The lingering afterimage of those 'horses' keeps provoking barely-stifled laughing fits at work.
― Always Be Cropdusting (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 August 2017 15:37 (six years ago) link
horrorses
― Karl Malone, Friday, 25 August 2017 15:55 (six years ago) link
D:
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 26 August 2017 01:23 (six years ago) link
unbelieveable this is not butter
― assawoman bay (harbl), Saturday, 26 August 2017 01:38 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2qCD_tjjBQ
― StanM, Wednesday, 30 August 2017 16:50 (six years ago) link
kinda lol mostly sad
― angelo irishagreementi (ledge), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 17:17 (six years ago) link
Finally, something that isn't hilarious about North Korea.
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 August 2017 17:19 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG_i7oWzTyU
― 👁 (am0n), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 17:24 (six years ago) link
What is Dissolve? Do I need Dissolve?
― the ghost of lorax past (FlopsyDuck), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 20:57 (six years ago) link
you have just one night to make it happen
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 30 August 2017 21:36 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0YzunWoLsY
Francesca C."I could have done things for myself."
― del griffith, Sunday, 3 September 2017 23:49 (six years ago) link
The world is going to hell. You owe it to yourself to watch this video of Irish people attempting to get a bat out of their kitchen. pic.twitter.com/Nh8XyD1gen— Jonathan Hopkins (@jonnohopkins) September 5, 2017
― 龜, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 20:36 (six years ago) link
that was enjoyable
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 21:02 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlKgw5rDObc
― am0n, Friday, 22 September 2017 03:45 (six years ago) link
my town is funny:
6:08 p.m. — Police responded to a possible disturbance at Aster Court after reports of a male party screaming loudly and swearing. “Per usual, Cowboys fan couldn't contain their excitement over a touchdown. Advised of complaint and not to get hopes up for playoffs,” the log states.
http://www.recorder.com/Police-logs-Greenfield-Sept-18-12572150
― scott seward, Friday, 22 September 2017 21:03 (six years ago) link
This is better than anything at the cinema at the moment. pic.twitter.com/nz1L4nmVje— Captain Kidd (@kidd_kong78) September 23, 2017
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 September 2017 21:15 (six years ago) link
https://youtu.be/JewpMW-1YcY
― Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 4 October 2017 15:06 (six years ago) link
http://youtu.be/JewpMW-1YcY
― Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 4 October 2017 15:07 (six years ago) link
i love that classic arcade game, DINNER
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 4 October 2017 15:20 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Uf7XEKdMFc
― mark s, Thursday, 5 October 2017 15:17 (six years ago) link
eye of the tiger quall
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 5 October 2017 17:47 (six years ago) link
it me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7B--yl54N8
― midas / medusa cage match (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 18 October 2017 19:17 (six years ago) link
Oh! I love this video! The pause before the cover is corrected ia A+
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Wednesday, 18 October 2017 22:19 (six years ago) link
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 30 October 2017 20:12 (six years ago) link
That is intense.
― DJI, Monday, 30 October 2017 22:07 (six years ago) link
Didn't know where else to put it, but yeah, it's intense.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 30 October 2017 22:10 (six years ago) link
omg Tiger Quoll vs Dingo is the best video yet
― imago, Monday, 30 October 2017 22:58 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i--B_XIVDgo
― am0n, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 04:28 (six years ago) link
I was bothered by the two Gs in BINGGO and it got worse from there.
I guess when kids graduate to Cool 3D World (y'all seen that shit?) it won't freak 'em out or turn their stomachs.
― andrew m., Tuesday, 7 November 2017 16:16 (six years ago) link
Also enjoyed the Iron Man and Donald Duck versions.
― Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 16:19 (six years ago) link
the only cool 3-d world i acknowledge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xwp2RlPjGF8
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 17:14 (six years ago) link
xp https://medium.com/@jamesbridle/something-is-wrong-on-the-internet-c39c471271d2
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 20:07 (six years ago) link
how many times must a writer confess his piece is too longbefore he edits it down?
tl;dr babies are watching autogenerated content on youtube and some of it is terrible
― niels, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 20:39 (six years ago) link
yep... but IS IT AUTOGENERATED spoiler probablyseparate spoiler do not leave your preteen alone with the internet
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 21:32 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg_8RUb-nRk
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 13 November 2017 06:26 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJdnFUZCbMc
― ur-oik (rip van wanko), Monday, 13 November 2017 10:09 (six years ago) link
https://www.ksl.com/?sid=46197536&nid=148
― Spottie, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 22:21 (six years ago) link
My new favourite thing... apparently Cadbury's commissioned Jonathan Glazer (Under the Skin, Sexy Beast, *that* Guinness ad) to make an ad for Flake. This is the astounding result, which was declined by Cadbury's and never televised: https://t.co/u6aTc8nXHZ— Ben Andac (@TheSakeDiary) November 28, 2017
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 28 November 2017 15:21 (six years ago) link
lol, that bears a watch
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 15:42 (six years ago) link
nice to see tommy wiseau getting work tho
― hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 15:43 (six years ago) link
Denis Lavant! I knew I recognized those moves! Kinda weird though, the makeup makes it look like Sam Neill might be under there...
― Dan I., Tuesday, 28 November 2017 17:15 (six years ago) link
I love him. Also, that was so weird and great.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 17:47 (six years ago) link
Yeah that was awesome
― badg, Tuesday, 28 November 2017 17:58 (six years ago) link
it definitely reminded me of holy motors without knowing who the devil was. kinda obvious now that i think about it.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 28 November 2017 20:25 (six years ago) link
that made me want to dance and make little movies
― andrew m., Wednesday, 29 November 2017 15:55 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smyJrUjlUds
― am0n, Friday, 1 December 2017 18:22 (six years ago) link
Sounds like FJM
― DJI, Friday, 1 December 2017 21:24 (six years ago) link
How has he pretended to play a ufc fight on stream to avoid getting copyrighted LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL pic.twitter.com/I4ykqwqrTA— Aaron (@TheRealSMA) December 3, 2017
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 3 December 2017 20:33 (six years ago) link
https://imgur.com/gallery/2RYBPi7
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 4 December 2017 15:35 (six years ago) link
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 4 December 2017 16:02 (six years ago) link
― davey, Monday, 4 December 2017 17:57 (six years ago) link
'My mum had a go on the VR and was so scared she grabbed the wrong end of the dog.'
'My mum had a go on the VR and was so scared she grabbed the wrong end of the dog.' 😂🐶 pic.twitter.com/MOxrlZ4v5R— GAMINGbible (@gamingbible) December 3, 2017
the content it is good today
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 4 December 2017 18:40 (six years ago) link
it's very fresh
― Karl Malone, Monday, 4 December 2017 18:48 (six years ago) link
Irish villagers complain that fumes from the Viagra factory are causing dogs to get boners: https://t.co/oOQzvvmJYY— Lauren O'Neil (@laurenonizzle) December 4, 2017
― Fred Klinkenberg (Eric H.), Monday, 4 December 2017 18:57 (six years ago) link
kiss-cam man is my hero
― Dic Space has been contacted for comment. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 4 December 2017 18:57 (six years ago) link
omg i missed that link! i just busted a gut at that - so many layers. loving the people reacting around them, too. and somehow, the funniest thing of all is the reaction of the husband at the beginning when he first realizes he's on kiss cam - the ultra slow motion "hoooooooy!" in his face
― Karl Malone, Monday, 4 December 2017 19:05 (six years ago) link
i'll shaddup but it plays out like a highly orchestrated silent film scene with chaplin or keaton. the husband does a literal double-take! it's like a cartoon
― Karl Malone, Monday, 4 December 2017 19:12 (six years ago) link
the guy eating the popcorn thrown at him was the piece de resistance
― brownie, Monday, 4 December 2017 19:14 (six years ago) link
hate to break it to yall but those things are very much staged
― competitive shooter - - - - (Spottie), Monday, 4 December 2017 19:19 (six years ago) link
iwanttobelieve.jpg
― Dic Space has been contacted for comment. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 4 December 2017 19:23 (six years ago) link
spottie ruined xmas
― mookieproof, Monday, 4 December 2017 19:23 (six years ago) link
god i hate real life
― Karl Malone, Monday, 4 December 2017 19:35 (six years ago) link
im sorry, friends :/
― competitive shooter - - - - (Spottie), Monday, 4 December 2017 19:43 (six years ago) link
yeah nba kiss cam gags are a time honored form of theater
― Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Monday, 4 December 2017 23:56 (six years ago) link
holy shit Succumb to the Crumb. when he starts throwing out the candy bars i lost it.
never knew how much i wanted a Kenneth Anger Easter.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 14 December 2017 00:37 (six years ago) link
when race trolls see black thought trending and dont realize that its a person pic.twitter.com/YptNtgfUcw— Open Mike Eagle (@Mike_Eagle) December 15, 2017
― Spottie, Friday, 15 December 2017 02:39 (six years ago) link
I thought I invented a pun but I didn't and it um, nevermind :-/
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=abdominal%20snowman
― StanM, Saturday, 16 December 2017 13:47 (six years ago) link
this guyhttp://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2017/12/20/shooting-stars-stuck-in-traffic/
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Friday, 22 December 2017 15:26 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnMv6-XTROY
― pplains, Sunday, 7 January 2018 22:36 (six years ago) link
Best thing posted to this or any other thread.
― Fred Klinkenberg (Eric H.), Monday, 8 January 2018 00:05 (six years ago) link
haha, great replay value too!
― niels, Monday, 8 January 2018 19:46 (six years ago) link
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PowerfulOrangeClingfish-size_restricted.gif
― am0n, Tuesday, 9 January 2018 15:19 (six years ago) link
Yes, Logan. That is exactly what we used those round shiny things for.
― pplains, Tuesday, 9 January 2018 15:24 (six years ago) link
https://peraktoday.com.my/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/photoboom.png
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 12 January 2018 15:51 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/8CRtJxS.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 12 January 2018 19:08 (six years ago) link
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Ivxy90LlkQk/UshFGjjBkUI/AAAAAAAAYjw/totHd0s6S3U/s1600/TheGraduate1_500.png
― bread bags of courage (brownie), Friday, 12 January 2018 19:23 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X5JrZopyt8
― am0n, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 17:00 (six years ago) link
i <3 sam 4evahere's the complete tapehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMi86xNrPpU
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 17:07 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8neTsLUKWA
― am0n, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 17:11 (six years ago) link
brb changing my MC name to AllThought
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 17:44 (six years ago) link
― Spottie, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 17:46 (six years ago) link
man that hippo sure seems judgey about the ring
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 19:40 (six years ago) link
the hippo's an ex
― mh, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 19:45 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/q8gU4WW.jpg
― (the blues version in his Broadway show) (crüt), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 16:49 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/0DhQWJA.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/qs4lPQn.jpg
― (the blues version in his Broadway show) (crüt), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 16:50 (six years ago) link
those look advanced, but are they tactical
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 16:53 (six years ago) link
yellow blockers
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 16:55 (six years ago) link
eye fedoras
― grim-n-gritty hooty reboot (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 17:00 (six years ago) link
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 17:02 (six years ago) link
such a tiny mouth
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 17:15 (six years ago) link
glasses PWND
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 19:24 (six years ago) link
im in ur base wearin ur shadez
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 19:29 (six years ago) link
some people at the office wear these ._.
― scoff walker (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 19:59 (six years ago) link
your office sounds fkn rad
― grim-n-gritty hooty reboot (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 20:00 (six years ago) link
jumpin on mushrooms & shootin aliums all dayboy how do i get that job
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 20:40 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/cavQNLy.png
https://i.imgur.com/AlgPvij.png
https://i.imgur.com/FWmVu1L.png
― pplains, Saturday, 3 February 2018 01:42 (six years ago) link
― Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Saturday, 3 February 2018 01:44 (six years ago) link
Can't believe I haven't seen the Windows 95 launch party video until now. pic.twitter.com/LOE5V1fCyv— Robin Wigglesworth (@RobinWigg) February 21, 2018
― Moodles, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 15:00 (six years ago) link
I still sometimes say “I. Love. This. Company!!!!!” in ecstasy and no one has any idea what I’m talking about (I think)
― i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 15:31 (six years ago) link
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH pic.twitter.com/IrcnTBQBTn— ds9 se01ep10 move along home defender (@defundpoppunk) February 20, 2018
― 龜, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 18:49 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=047gGzlr9cQ
― crüt, Saturday, 24 February 2018 02:30 (six years ago) link
I've watched this GIF at least 100 times now, cry-laughing the entire time. pic.twitter.com/Hih7VJe28T— Helen 侯-Sandí (@helenhousandi) February 23, 2018
― Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 24 February 2018 18:55 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57SNPbxi0r0
― scott seward, Thursday, 1 March 2018 18:38 (six years ago) link
not familiar with the original but that mashup kicks ass
― niels, Friday, 2 March 2018 11:17 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSkwY9EuP5E
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 04:26 (six years ago) link
there's no part of me that thinks this guy is actually a priest but it's still O_O
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 04:28 (six years ago) link
New READY PLAYER ONE trailer honestly makes it look really good. pic.twitter.com/SVfFqYFI0I— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) March 19, 2018
― Moodles, Monday, 19 March 2018 20:28 (six years ago) link
i laughed!
http://stevereichiscalling.com/
― scott seward, Wednesday, 4 April 2018 20:19 (six years ago) link
i love japan so, so muchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZsJyCyGBSI
― davey, Monday, 9 April 2018 08:00 (six years ago) link
OMG, what a hilarious and emotional rollercoaster
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 10 April 2018 20:47 (six years ago) link
That was fairly incredible
― JRN, Tuesday, 10 April 2018 21:14 (six years ago) link
LOOooo LOOOOOnng maaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaan
― the masseduction of lauryn hill (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 12 April 2018 02:51 (six years ago) link
Devin the Dude finessing the system 😂 pic.twitter.com/htIr49wubb— 808s & Car Shakes (@808nCarShakes) April 21, 2018
― they call me melo gelo (Spottie), Sunday, 22 April 2018 05:55 (six years ago) link
haha, love that
― niels, Sunday, 22 April 2018 20:19 (six years ago) link
Those Sakeru commercials are amazing
― jmm, Sunday, 22 April 2018 20:36 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dbib9tmX4AAtB_H.jpg:large
― you bet, nancy (map), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 21:23 (five years ago) link
https://scontent.fbed1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/32205887_10156865366317137_7971617472136609792_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=bb7d0fbd4e8f308866fda73fbf9f538a&oe=5B9229E2
― scott seward, Friday, 11 May 2018 17:44 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/j4TAa66.jpg
― cr.ht (crüt), Saturday, 2 June 2018 01:00 (five years ago) link
The child of Michael Stipe and Ed Harris’ showrunner in the Truman Show
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Saturday, 2 June 2018 01:11 (five years ago) link
THEY PUT OUR SCHOOL'S THERAPY DOG IN THE YEARBOOK pic.twitter.com/FYHMMcqddB— Tinker Elle (@elle91) May 29, 2018
― you bet, nancy (map), Sunday, 3 June 2018 04:53 (five years ago) link
i cannot handle the school photo background and the dog's expression
― you bet, nancy (map), Sunday, 3 June 2018 04:54 (five years ago) link
I like Stanley
My daughter’s middle school has Stanley. ❤️ pic.twitter.com/stmbolWKg8— Jennifer Levering (@JengyBowserMD) May 29, 2018
― niels, Sunday, 3 June 2018 09:38 (five years ago) link
lol @ "Stanley Therapy"
― A Box of After Dinner Comics Shipped to Your House Each Month (seandalai), Sunday, 3 June 2018 17:57 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuiwIFLKa2I
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 8 June 2018 22:05 (five years ago) link
― gbx, Friday, 8 June 2018 22:29 (five years ago) link
That dude might be scared, but he ain't chicken.
― pplains, Saturday, 9 June 2018 00:47 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/mv3Dkri.jpg
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 3 July 2018 04:40 (five years ago) link
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 July 2018 16:58 (five years ago) link
this thread is six years old
https://j.gifs.com/2vBJkP.gif
― del griffith, Saturday, 21 July 2018 23:43 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfIhz7DiiuM
― Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 27 July 2018 16:03 (five years ago) link
Not sure of source but oh my god????? pic.twitter.com/7z87zRoUzO— Kirsten Howard (@emotionalpedant) July 30, 2018
― DJI, Tuesday, 31 July 2018 21:50 (five years ago) link
^the best
― macropuente (map), Tuesday, 31 July 2018 21:57 (five years ago) link
omg lololol
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 31 July 2018 23:19 (five years ago) link
i've been laughing at this for 38 minutes pic.twitter.com/z9mCWiueB9— xenomorph stan account (@NickNBeauty) August 8, 2018
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 18:42 (five years ago) link
perhaps someone out there can settle this important debate, but i believe the answer must be somewhere in the middle of the two views expressed here
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 18:43 (five years ago) link
but i guess there's no way to find out - that's science
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 18:44 (five years ago) link
I suddenly feel the urge to buy that shirt - it's working! :-/
― StanM, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 18:46 (five years ago) link
It is weird that the name of the moon that orbits Earth is simply The Moon.
Like, Earth should just be called Planet then.
― pplains, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 19:36 (five years ago) link
i knew it! i knew it! you were trying to take me down that road!
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 19:45 (five years ago) link
Who's on first? What is the Moon?
― pplains, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 19:47 (five years ago) link
Yes, exactly.
'No, rat poison isn't food! It's...what is it, a snack, maybe? A breakfast?''If you can put it in your mouth and swallow it, how is it not a food? Hello!'
― Caddyshack III: Back to the Shack! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 22:14 (five years ago) link
*Adopts extreme sic voice* Well, actually the moon's proper name is Luna and the earth is Terra
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 9 August 2018 02:24 (five years ago) link
no wonder battlestar galactica could never find it
― mookieproof, Thursday, 9 August 2018 02:25 (five years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/38825390_10100702708932545_6382440333795393536_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=10aac89b6e15f84774cae635f44c7a16&oe=5BFF79B2
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 9 August 2018 03:18 (five years ago) link
Oh, y’all thought Barbara didn’t hit the 2nd verse?? YOU THOUGHT pic.twitter.com/rjoVhoS43R— FOST (@GeorgeFoster72) August 8, 2018
― macropuente (map), Thursday, 9 August 2018 03:55 (five years ago) link
― niels, Thursday, 9 August 2018 08:37 (five years ago) link
I was tempted to take a pass on that until I saw Missy Elliott tweet it herself yesterday.
― pplains, Thursday, 9 August 2018 10:43 (five years ago) link
So I’m leaving the gas station sitting in my car and this old lady is just staring and... pic.twitter.com/5cbGVOq6l9— Brent (@BrentlyCoupe) August 27, 2018
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 00:55 (five years ago) link
friends, I lol'd
NBC solemnly announces death of Sen. John McCain.Wait for it. pic.twitter.com/xAqZ3HtvHa— Rob Beschizza (@Beschizza) August 26, 2018
― davey, Friday, 31 August 2018 08:17 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9UDVyUzJ1g
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 3 November 2018 18:42 (five years ago) link
Crying
― Fetchboy, Saturday, 3 November 2018 18:51 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xTTDlVAv4c
― pplains, Sunday, 18 November 2018 01:45 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ursltNhpNpc
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 23:59 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBjBXpAleig
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 3 January 2019 20:06 (five years ago) link
ok that was dumb AND great
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 3 January 2019 20:22 (five years ago) link
yeah i apologize/am proud
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 3 January 2019 20:43 (five years ago) link
i had to look up what coaster that was! quite a drop
― rip van wanko, Thursday, 3 January 2019 20:49 (five years ago) link
on similar lineshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-KvyKNSV7U&app=desktop
― an erotic picnic with Ming (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 3 January 2019 20:53 (five years ago) link
https://www.knoxnews.com/story/entertainment/2019/02/07/basement-venue-knoxville-fort-sanders-code-violations/2788978002/
― ⅋ (crüt), Friday, 8 February 2019 14:40 (five years ago) link
jfc, that's why you host a "party" and ask for "donations." Amateurs.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 8 February 2019 15:24 (five years ago) link
astounding
BRUH WTF IS GOING ON HERE LMFAOOOO pic.twitter.com/SyhRwRoS0a— Karl Alone 🐝 (@KarlAlon3) February 12, 2019
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Sunday, 17 February 2019 21:25 (five years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/Z9AkdXfRMh— will leinweber (@leinweber) March 17, 2019
― DJI, Monday, 18 March 2019 19:25 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnKEYfEnfJw
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 17:47 (five years ago) link
sorry to post my own tweet but it's the fastest way to show this important edit
Gotta appreciate youtube's 25% speed option pic.twitter.com/GAFeFNVogw— Zach Scott (@weinventyou) March 19, 2019
― but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 17:57 (five years ago) link
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 18:03 (five years ago) link
Isn't that the audio from the similar deer spook video?
― Evan, Tuesday, 19 March 2019 19:19 (five years ago) link
that's the joke! maybe too obscurehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUINFs1Sp94
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 19:25 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D2IluTkXQAMYksi.jpg:large
― cheese canopy (map), Thursday, 21 March 2019 03:10 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xubbVvKbUfY
― DJI, Thursday, 4 April 2019 20:51 (five years ago) link
That's...amazing.
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Thursday, 4 April 2019 21:13 (five years ago) link
― ogmor, Thursday, 4 April 2019 23:57 (five years ago) link
Amazing
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 5 April 2019 00:07 (five years ago) link
https://imgur.com/F8ALuTG
― pplains, Saturday, 1 June 2019 01:29 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/F8ALuTG.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 1 June 2019 01:30 (four years ago) link
Gonna ride till i cant no more
― i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 1 June 2019 04:50 (four years ago) link
'last train to horneytown', the driver said, while maintaining uncomfortable eye contact with all three passengers
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Saturday, 1 June 2019 05:08 (four years ago) link
"where ya headed?"
"uh...horneytown rd."
"me too, brother."
― be the 2 chainz you want 2 see in the world (m bison), Saturday, 1 June 2019 11:24 (four years ago) link
Looked it up, and yes, it does intersect with Hedgecock Rd.
― pplains, Saturday, 1 June 2019 13:47 (four years ago) link
"horneytown, the stop is horneytown"
"horneytown?"
"yes sir, horneytown. it''s a peaceful, restful place, where a man can slow down to a walk and live his life full measure"
― andrew m., Tuesday, 4 June 2019 14:10 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/plZG4sm.png
― big gym sw0les (crüt), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 16:07 (four years ago) link
"you forgot the part where Corgan saw a reptilian shape shift into a human"
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 9 June 2019 18:43 (four years ago) link
I made this for no one and no reason. Plz Enjoy...."Jonathan Frakes Asks You Things" pic.twitter.com/A7Wt5MXP39— Zane Golia (@zbgolia) June 11, 2019
― jmm, Wednesday, 12 June 2019 12:42 (four years ago) link
that reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrVoJgQ7u8w
― blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Friday, 14 June 2019 21:24 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BB6wj6RyKo
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 04:59 (four years ago) link
i for sure thought was a joke
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 20 June 2019 05:29 (four years ago) link
how could this have happened
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 05:29 (four years ago) link
battletoads is easier to play
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 20 June 2019 05:32 (four years ago) link
Resetting my GE washer was easier than this, but just as batshit crazy.
― pplains, Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:09 (four years ago) link
I now have a clear idea of what it feels like to walk out of a time machine and into a bewildering future which in no way resembles your period of origin.
― Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:16 (four years ago) link
Weird when a lightbulb joke just occurs in nature.
― jmm, Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:27 (four years ago) link
"How many Aggies does it take to reset a lightbulb?"
"Two. One to turn the light off and on, and the other to hold the red wire down for three seconds."
― pplains, Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:40 (four years ago) link
The lightbulb reset procedure genuinely needs a “this is not a joke” step/notification, which is kind of an astounding achievement
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:44 (four years ago) link
I'm just trying to plumb the mindset of people who are so thoroughly ensconced in this product development bubble that this makes total sense to them as a thing average consumers would and should do.
― Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:48 (four years ago) link
I can't stop thinking about map's dog post from March. It kinda makes me hate dogs.
― ☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:49 (four years ago) link
Hey, don’t blame dogs for having fascinating anuses
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:52 (four years ago) link
Restoring factory settings on the next generation of GE smart bulbs will involve interpretive dance, Tuvan throat singing, and a reconfiguration of your home such that it resembles the nest of a bowerbird.
― Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:53 (four years ago) link
the sheinhardt wig company has gone too far this time
― RUSSIA’S SEXIEST POKER STAR ELECTROCUTED BY HAIRDRYER (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:55 (four years ago) link
Step 34: express your dog’s anal glands for 8 seconds. Then turn on the lamp for 2 seconds.
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:57 (four years ago) link
To be fair to smart lighting, I always wanted a Clapper.
― jmm, Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:57 (four years ago) link
I find that the GE smart bulb reset process goes smoother if I maintain eye contact with my neighbor through the window.
― Evan, Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:58 (four years ago) link
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 14:01 (four years ago) link
And it doesn't hurt to also hold the lamp under your chin while singing 'In Dreams'.
― Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 14:13 (four years ago) link
It's possible that I'll live long enough to see an instructional video from Kellogg's on the complex process of rebooting my box of Froot Loops.
― Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 14:19 (four years ago) link
zs, if you're not already making an extended remix, I'm sure someone else is
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 20 June 2019 14:57 (four years ago) link
I was honestly starting to think it had to be a KM remix before I came to realize the unsettling truth.
― Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 15:04 (four years ago) link
during my unemployed days i would have been working on it already tbh
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 15:07 (four years ago) link
lool, the video description:
We recommend counting with Mississippi (1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, etc.).
― jmm, Thursday, 20 June 2019 15:28 (four years ago) link
Guess including an unpair option in the app was too crazy
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 20 June 2019 15:30 (four years ago) link
― jmm, Thursday, June 20, 2019 8:57 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
G.E. engineers would've been all, "But what if they never stop clapping? Or if they go CLAP-CLAP-PAUSE more than sixteen times?"
― pplains, Thursday, 20 June 2019 15:35 (four years ago) link
clap on! *clap clap*clap off! *clap-clap-clap*clap on, clap off, the clapper!! *clap-clap-clap, (wait 2 seconds), clap-clap, (wait 2 seconds), clap-clap-clap, (wait 2 seconds), clap-clap, (wait 8 seconds), clap-clap-clap-clap, (wait 4 seconds), clap, (wait 2 seconds), clap-clap-clap, (wait 4 seconds), clap-clap-clap-clap, (wait 8 seconds), clap-clap-clap, (wait 2 seconds), clap-clap, (wait 2 seconds), clap-clap-clap, (wait 2 seconds), clap-clap, (wait 8 seconds), clap-clap-clap-clap, (wait 4 seconds), clap, (wait 2 seconds), clap-clap-clap, (wait 4 seconds), clap-clap-clap-clap, (wait 8 seconds), repeat as necessary until light goes on, or off, or whatever*
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 15:41 (four years ago) link
There's a novel waiting to be written and affixed to high school freshman reading lists for decades to come about a man who spends more time turning on a light than he does actually using the light and what this state of affairs says about progress and the human condition and possibly also the eternal struggle between good and evil.
― Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 15:54 (four years ago) link
look if you're not down for inputting the konami code into your lamp before it will turn on then maybe your living room just doesn't deserve light okay
― RUSSIA’S SEXIEST POKER STAR ELECTROCUTED BY HAIRDRYER (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 June 2019 16:00 (four years ago) link
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 June 2019 16:39 (four years ago) link
The GE lightbulb was definitely designed by someone who collects fancy flashlights. It seems like almost all of them basically involve inputting programs using a series of single-button clicks to get different levels of brightness, flash patterns, etc.
― Dan I., Thursday, 20 June 2019 16:46 (four years ago) link
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 June 2019 16:49 (four years ago) link
i have two theories on the absurd number of times that they require the customer to turn the light on and off after 2 or 8 seconds, and i have no idea what i'm talking about:
1) they were worried about a customer accidentally resetting the light, so they added more steps to make it less likely. e.g., if there were only 3 steps, then someone might accidentally reset their by turning a light on, turning it off 2 seconds later, then turning it back on 8 seconds later. so they added another step to make that more unlikely. with each additional step, a deeply paranoid project manager was still not convinced that the possibility of accidental reset was low enough. so they kept adding and adding. things got out of control.
2) they completely forgot to add a way for the customer to reset the device until the very last moment, just before shipping. some engineer realized that the whole device could be reset if a password was entered: 22822828882 (or whatever). as a bandaid fix, they decided to make the input the number of seconds between the light turning on and off. (or some other post hoc solution along these lines)
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 17:01 (four years ago) link
i think (1) is actually the case tbh
― gbx, Thursday, 20 June 2019 17:10 (four years ago) link
3) The method described at length in the instructional video doesn't actually work, but it's fun to imagine people trying to make it work.
― Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 17:12 (four years ago) link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Stairs_(Sleator_novel)― El Tomboto
This sounds like a pretty cool YA dystopia - have you read it? Any good?
(Nothing to contribute about the video itself that hasn't already been expressed by other gobsmacked viewers)
― emil.y, Thursday, 20 June 2019 17:13 (four years ago) link
same, but even then, it's like...obviously this is a wild ass guess and based on nothing, but consider the probabilities of this stuff happening on accident
0) start with the bulb off1) turn on the bulb for 8 seconds, then off (1% chance of this happening by chance(<<this is a exceedingly generously high estimate)2) after 2 seconds, turn the bulb back on (1% chance)3) after 8 seconds, turn the bulb off (1% chance)
already, we are at a 1 in a 1,000,000 odds of that sequence happening, using conservative estimates (if give a 0.5% chance to the individual steps above happening, it would be a 1 in 8 million.) adding each additional step (at 1% chance of it happening accidentally) makes it 100x more unlikely:
4) after 2 seconds, turn the bulb back on (1% chance)
with this 4th step, we're already at a 1 in a 100 MILLION chance that this would happen accidentally
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 17:26 (four years ago) link
...but then they added maybe a dozen more steps after that? the odds of that happening are so low that i don't think numbers can express it
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 17:28 (four years ago) link
It's better to play it safe and add another iteration or two. Or fourteen. Or seventy-two. Because can you even imagine the resulting catastrophe if someone accidentally restored their bulb to factory settings? Can you?
― Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 17:29 (four years ago) link
These are like Anally-Retentive Chef-levels of overprecaution here.
― Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 17:30 (four years ago) link
maybe this is genius viral marketing. because now i kind of want to buy one of these bulbs just so i can show someone how to reset it
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 17:31 (four years ago) link
lol I thought the video was just repeating the procedure over and over so that the user would remember it.
― brownie, Thursday, 20 June 2019 17:51 (four years ago) link
/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Stairs_(Sleator_novel🕸)― El Tomboto/This sounds like a pretty cool YA dystopia - have you read it?
― RUSSIA’S SEXIEST POKER STAR ELECTROCUTED BY HAIRDRYER (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 June 2019 17:56 (four years ago) link
You make it sound like the project manager was watching some old episode of the Bob Newhart Show where Emily's all "Goodnight, Bob," and he's all "Goodnight", turns off the light and realizes something. Turns on the light and says, "Em, but you said the garbage man –" and back and forth even though the show was set in the 1970s before they had this goddm fucking bullshit.
― pplains, Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:24 (four years ago) link
I mean, just think of the consequences if the light were accidentally reset. My God.
― jmm, Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:30 (four years ago) link
once you reset a smart bulb there's no going back to life you had
― brownie, Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:35 (four years ago) link
The children of tomorrow will snicker when we try to explain that we used to merely flip a switch to turn on a light, and that we certainly never needed to call in a FEMA task force to change a light bulb in the event that one blew out.
― Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:45 (four years ago) link
xp you can go back for eight seconds but then it's off to your new life for two seconds then back for eight seconds then off to your new life then
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:45 (four years ago) link
We're at DEFCON 1, people. Start the reset, and may God have mercy on us all.
― jmm, Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:46 (four years ago) link
Eight seconds...two seconds. Eight seconds...two seconds. Eight seconds...three seconds, oh god no are those Cenobites oh god help me help meeeeee
― Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:50 (four years ago) link
We have... such sights to show you... for eight seconds... followed by two seconds of torture...
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:53 (four years ago) link
i think my favorite part of the video is how the demo actor hightails it out of the camera frame as soon as their role in the debacle is over
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:54 (four years ago) link
'and finally, step 523: wait 8 seconds and then turn the light back on. 1...2...3...*sounds of coat being put on*...4...5...*quickly receding footstep noises*...6....7....8 *door slams*
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:56 (four years ago) link
wait...that would mean they forgot to hit the light the last time because they were already out the door
well shit, gotta start the reset process over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fULNUr0rvEc
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:59 (four years ago) link
you need a buddy and a pound each of red beets and fresh asparagus to factory reset your GE smart toilet
― Cecil replies to your e-mails (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 20 June 2019 19:00 (four years ago) link
This clearly should've been a HowToBasic video.
― Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 19:06 (four years ago) link
to emil.y & bizarro: yes, House of Stairs has stuck with me for ages. Not to spoil the ending but it’s basically a hybrid of Rock Band and the video we’re all discussing here
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 June 2019 20:54 (four years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/jxo5Yb87Xr— Unusual Videos 🤔 (@UnusualVideos) July 19, 2019
― another no-holds-barred Tokey Wedge adventure for men (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 29 July 2019 13:29 (four years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/XWGTk9pTJL— Drug Art (@Art_Relatable) July 31, 2019
― Funky Isolations (jed_), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 09:44 (four years ago) link
a+, the true purpose for which extremely high framerate cameras were developed
― another no-holds-barred Tokey Wedge adventure for men (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 10:38 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/LCS0qX6.jpg
― (Appears only as a corpse) (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 August 2019 09:08 (four years ago) link
[continues for 2,000 words]
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Friday, 16 August 2019 09:14 (four years ago) link
still, it's good to see the editors at Conservapedia are keeping going
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Friday, 16 August 2019 09:15 (four years ago) link
Took a picture of myself every day for 10 years. pic.twitter.com/3DYlEYAoXV— Jack Bensinger (@JackBensinger) July 25, 2019
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 23:55 (four years ago) link
― ilm jive mind (FlopsyDuck), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 13:25 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEg11pHZhzI
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 23 August 2019 14:40 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/Jbqbjmp.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 24 August 2019 13:23 (four years ago) link
― Vape Store (crüt), Saturday, 24 August 2019 14:35 (four years ago) link
lolll
― world's #1 piece of shit (rip van wanko), Saturday, 24 August 2019 16:51 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrc-AMjhrkY
― del griffith, Sunday, 25 August 2019 01:06 (four years ago) link
if u couldn't find the 'people who seem to have figured out how to live' thread you should of asked, we would of helped u
― McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Sunday, 25 August 2019 01:34 (four years ago) link
oh don't think I didn't. it's for pictures, and this is a video. so you're welcome
― del griffith, Sunday, 25 August 2019 02:34 (four years ago) link
p.s. wosop in the house tonight
WOSOOOOP
If, despite my persistent efforts, I do not become some pale simulacrum of this man over the next decade or so, please just bury me alive for I will basically already be dead.
― McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Sunday, 25 August 2019 03:18 (four years ago) link
We’ll keep a lookout for your YouTube channel
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 25 August 2019 04:06 (four years ago) link
wosop
― del griffith, Sunday, 25 August 2019 04:42 (four years ago) link
wosop everybody in the house tonight
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 25 August 2019 04:57 (four years ago) link
it's good to see boomba back on the wav, haven't seen him there in a while
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 25 August 2019 04:58 (four years ago) link
WOSOPWOSOP
― jmm, Sunday, 25 August 2019 12:09 (four years ago) link
JMM OTM
― alomar lines, Sunday, 25 August 2019 17:14 (four years ago) link
wosopBALLOON
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 25 August 2019 19:15 (four years ago) link
Praying for Bahamas🙏🏾 pic.twitter.com/ezo7IW5Ibb— Mario (@OHYESMARIO) September 1, 2019
― big city slam (Spottie), Friday, 6 September 2019 19:23 (four years ago) link
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own. Here is the first page. pic.twitter.com/xrgvgAyv1L— Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) August 13, 2019
― brain dead operatus (FlopsyDuck), Thursday, 10 October 2019 02:27 (four years ago) link
Article about how that script is taking off...
Maybe it’s because it’s late at night and I’m tired but I’m in tears laughing over it
― brain dead operatus (FlopsyDuck), Thursday, 10 October 2019 02:34 (four years ago) link
dying at that
― brimstead, Thursday, 10 October 2019 02:54 (four years ago) link
not quite neal adams but it'll do in a pinchalso, this deserves inclusion here:
I came across this hilarious script by @KeatonPatti and got inspired pic.twitter.com/GpPXPv2SaZ— Matt Shults Art (@ShultsArt) August 25, 2019
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 10 October 2019 03:21 (four years ago) link
All this lil boy caught his mama nem having sex and this what he said it sound like 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/5bjojDC5xi— Tia Tutt (@TheTiaTutt) October 16, 2019
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 20 October 2019 20:15 (four years ago) link
Yikes
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 20 October 2019 21:39 (four years ago) link
also meme du jourhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QDahxpTQnI
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 20 October 2019 22:35 (four years ago) link
this could go in twenty different threads and i may put it in twenty different threads but for the moment:YOU'RE A COOOOOOOOOOL DUDE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vMkJ0Imn1Y
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 21:20 (four years ago) link
it took me a minute
omg no pic.twitter.com/JzMDVKtQAL— megan YELI MVP brown (@thatgirlondeck) November 3, 2019
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 3 November 2019 04:37 (four years ago) link
that thing white ppl do when they disparage 'white ppl' but justified
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 3 November 2019 16:30 (four years ago) link
his little dance at 1:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHlFYHticq4
― del griffith, Monday, 11 November 2019 18:21 (four years ago) link
A+ correction pic.twitter.com/LveoknpEkG— Jake Maccoby (@jdmaccoby) November 22, 2019
― silverfish, Friday, 22 November 2019 18:30 (four years ago) link
I made a commercial for my car do you think this will help the Craigslist views pic.twitter.com/tTLEe8uViS— Christina Catherine Martinez (@xtina_catherine) November 15, 2019
― cheese canopy (map), Friday, 22 November 2019 23:49 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD3QlR98--A
― The Pingularity (ledge), Thursday, 5 December 2019 15:26 (four years ago) link
― pplains, Thursday, 5 December 2019 16:08 (four years ago) link
I needed that.
― ☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 5 December 2019 16:08 (four years ago) link
^^^^
:D beautiful
― éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 5 December 2019 16:11 (four years ago) link
extremely satisfying
― "Big Joe Fuck and the Bogalusa Maniac" (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 5 December 2019 16:14 (four years ago) link
I gather that this is pretty old and made the rounds years ago but here's to hoping this will be new to people other than just me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwReznLTWMg
― Masters of Engilsh Litera-ture (Old Lunch), Monday, 9 December 2019 17:28 (four years ago) link
Nice find! I thought of this the whole time:
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3dusip
― ☮ (peace, man), Monday, 9 December 2019 17:33 (four years ago) link
oh boy
This is my new favorite tiktok pic.twitter.com/PuiX1NZryn— kenjac (@JackKennedy) December 7, 2019
― a synthesis of Trotskyism and Ufology (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 14:50 (four years ago) link
Arnold says it best https://www.amazon.com/vdp/6f0642ddb9364427a2cb5e9fbb6a022c?ref=cm_sw_tw_r_lb_dt_iJIZHQoI68dIO
https://i.imgur.com/lJJXI5y.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 14 December 2019 23:00 (four years ago) link
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=3094971017199660&id=100000603771016
― StanM, Tuesday, 17 December 2019 19:10 (four years ago) link
https://www.amazon.com/Neogeo-Mini-Pro-Player-Pack-Version/dp/B07L81PJKS/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=neo+geo+mini&qid=1576645944&sr=8-1
The video on this page got me
― Evan, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 05:13 (four years ago) link
omg.
― pplains, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 14:14 (four years ago) link
Srsly, the world's largest retailer's aesthetic is becoming more and more influenced by the Chicago Max Headroom guy with every week.
― pplains, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 14:15 (four years ago) link
What am I not noticing in there?
― ☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 14:21 (four years ago) link
I think the video shows someone using their feet to play.
― brownie, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 14:22 (four years ago) link
Correct
― Evan, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 16:24 (four years ago) link
if 80s cartoons were Scottish:https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=3098843836812027&id=156400551056385
― StanM, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 18:55 (four years ago) link
Ronald Reagan’s assassination attempt but it has king of the hill music over it pic.twitter.com/LPTtoDc0JM— Kayla 💛 (@kobcritic_) December 18, 2019
― ☮️ (peace, man), Monday, 23 December 2019 14:08 (four years ago) link
― peloton for the painfully alone (m bison), Monday, 23 December 2019 14:14 (four years ago) link
the top 200 confessions of 2019 on @fesshole:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1T1fXGmDyvQWnClkPxKSH_auVuiF3d0XIy7r07Oe-zcA/edit#gid=788171707
― StanM, Monday, 30 December 2019 17:57 (four years ago) link
holy shit some of those are incredible
― hot nuts (small) (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 December 2019 18:21 (four years ago) link
yikes at "cradled the poo"
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 30 December 2019 18:38 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba8-Vjn2a8c
THE AYES HAVE IT
― mookieproof, Monday, 30 December 2019 18:40 (four years ago) link
129 is my favourite so far: "I have only ever been to Nando's once. I found it the least cheeky experience I have ever had , but told my friends at the time it was"
― mark s, Monday, 30 December 2019 18:45 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdMoLPXZrpICumulative lolz with lots of filler but quality high-points throughoutfor some reason 12.01 killed me
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 5 January 2020 16:29 (four years ago) link
Yeah that kookaburra was too much. Second prize to the anchor who misread 'fed up' as 'effed up'.
― Drive Like a Demon From Steakhouse to Steakhouse (Old Lunch), Sunday, 5 January 2020 18:05 (four years ago) link
A+ trollhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jasminnahar/only-an-adventurous-eater-has-tried?bfsource=bfocompareon&bfsource=bfocompareon
― davey, Monday, 6 January 2020 02:15 (four years ago) link
Ilana Glazer's comedy special is an instant classic. pic.twitter.com/gHQ2QQhbqO— limited breadsticks (@limitlessjest) January 6, 2020
― ingredience (map), Thursday, 9 January 2020 22:34 (four years ago) link
Here’s something ridiculously cool from an art parade in Japan. pic.twitter.com/hHm5XU0mfL— Joshua Potash (@JoshuaPotash) January 30, 2020
― ☮️ (peace, man), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:12 (four years ago) link
amazing payoff
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:12 (four years ago) link
― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:18 (four years ago) link
― the main character Cooly and his fart attack (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:19 (four years ago) link
conservative lecturer DESTROYS sjw college student pic.twitter.com/QmrIaqsonq— JEREMY (@jeremylevick) January 17, 2020
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 1 February 2020 19:26 (four years ago) link
Japan <3 pic.twitter.com/74TUUkhoiz— MusicIsLife (@MusicIsPeople) February 10, 2020
― Good taste, bit Victorian but who isn't? (jed_), Friday, 14 February 2020 08:37 (four years ago) link
i love them
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 14 February 2020 18:55 (four years ago) link
Here’s the greatest tiktok I’ll ever make. pic.twitter.com/PdTouxopny— Hart (@HartYT_) February 14, 2020
― i am a horse girl (map), Friday, 14 February 2020 20:23 (four years ago) link
― Good taste, bit Victorian but who isn't? (jed_), Friday, 14 February 2020 23:21 (four years ago) link
Me trying to talk to people without sports pic.twitter.com/7GDNh7e8m4— Dave (@baltimoredavey) March 12, 2020
― i am a horse girl (map), Friday, 13 March 2020 00:19 (four years ago) link
― rusted (crüt), Sunday, 15 March 2020 02:30 (four years ago) link
did you ever... hang around a gymnasium
― i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Sunday, 15 March 2020 02:38 (four years ago) link
more lols
So I was watching those Beyond Belief Fact or Fiction videos and someone in the comments mentioned how if you put it at .5 speed he sounds like a depressed drunk on the sidewalk trying to get your attention, & so I did, and I've been wheezing badly at this for the last 7 minutes pic.twitter.com/9ASpr8MntJ— Jord/Jax (@JaxBladeFitness) March 17, 2020
― andrew m., Wednesday, 18 March 2020 16:14 (four years ago) link
ololhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h56WLqdD-7I
― davey, Saturday, 25 April 2020 10:54 (three years ago) link
https://imgur.com/gallery/AnOS0Ot
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 22:07 (three years ago) link
lolzhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo
― davey, Wednesday, 29 April 2020 23:53 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BNADKp1Vio
― pplains, Thursday, 30 April 2020 02:38 (three years ago) link
that is just 😚👌
― davey, Thursday, 30 April 2020 13:03 (three years ago) link
Green Book was a good movie. It's the best movie since Crash. 🔥🔥🔥
― Vegemite Is My Grrl (Eric H.), Thursday, 30 April 2020 13:05 (three years ago) link
Srsly tho brb killing myself rn.
― Vegemite Is My Grrl (Eric H.), Thursday, 30 April 2020 13:06 (three years ago) link
:D :D :D :D
― clap for content-providers (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 30 April 2020 13:31 (three years ago) link
wait until it gets to the top
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UiRCsByOME
― i am a horse girl (map), Sunday, 3 May 2020 05:11 (three years ago) link
3:00
― i am a horse girl (map), Sunday, 3 May 2020 05:12 (three years ago) link
The ambient noise in that video was very calming.
― Evan, Sunday, 3 May 2020 13:57 (three years ago) link
something v lynchian about the unremarked-upon but deeply unsettling presence of the furry
― Millennials are using this app to speak in just 3 weeks. (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 3 May 2020 14:37 (three years ago) link
There's sometimes a furry.
― jmm, Sunday, 3 May 2020 14:42 (three years ago) link
i completely missed that upon the first several viewings
― trapped out the barndo (crüt), Sunday, 3 May 2020 21:08 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpfFCDZBADk
― pplains, Sunday, 17 May 2020 19:53 (three years ago) link
― pomenitul, Sunday, 17 May 2020 20:05 (three years ago) link
oh that's terrible
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 17 May 2020 22:00 (three years ago) link
this made me lose any shit i may have had for five whole minutes
this fucking license plate brought me to tears pic.twitter.com/jPYOWkFngg— wren ⚡️abolish the police! / B*L*M (@folkpunkjunk) June 12, 2020
― crystal-brained yogahead (map), Saturday, 13 June 2020 04:18 (three years ago) link
um, that's a bad pun on it being an orange ram, right? Is there something funnier than that I'm missing?
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 13 June 2020 05:52 (three years ago) link
Wonder if this was up by Syracuse.
― pplains, Saturday, 13 June 2020 10:51 (three years ago) link
purdy truck doe
― brian emo (rip van wanko), Saturday, 13 June 2020 13:56 (three years ago) link
This yahoo finance article about blockchain currencies somehow mistakenly got a headline about the porn industryhttps://finance.yahoo.com/news/porn-industry-changed-during-coronavirus-130000705.html
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 13 June 2020 23:02 (three years ago) link
looks like either a 516 or 518 area code on that sign, so probably not
i live in syracuse and i sort of feel like i would have seen that truck driving around if it was here (not that syracuse is tiny or anything, it'd just be hard to forget "ORAMGE")
― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 11:55 (three years ago) link
Haha, opened that thread up and
this wasn’t taken in syracuse 😭😭😭— wren ⚡️abolish the police! / B*L*M (@folkpunkjunk) June 13, 2020
― pplains, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 12:17 (three years ago) link
Not to keep pushing all gas no brake but this is like the human version of the comments section of every thread on r/elonmusk:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW_jsS_JnMY
― DJI, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 01:33 (three years ago) link
halo or COD?
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 01:53 (three years ago) link
Really enjoy AGNB's all-of-America-as-heavy-metal-parking-lot takes. Could actually do without Vic Berger ripoff zooms
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 02:00 (three years ago) link
I’m not sure who this man is or where this vid has come from but he’s made my day 😂😂 Gets better with every view 😭 pic.twitter.com/cJQV9Xcg7i— Peter Crouch (@petercrouch) August 24, 2020
― peace, man, Monday, 24 August 2020 15:26 (three years ago) link
We are truly blessed that he was able to see the humor on this and shared it with the world.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 24 August 2020 15:35 (three years ago) link
Robert Plant's really let himself go
― A Short Film About Scampoes (Noodle Vague), Monday, 24 August 2020 15:39 (three years ago) link
dog otm
― the burrito that defined a generation, Monday, 24 August 2020 22:40 (three years ago) link
Bomboclaat pic.twitter.com/b2JgdtMxnU— CAPTION IT ! (@captionation1) April 2, 2020
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 28 August 2020 14:53 (three years ago) link
eating brunch but make it fashion ^o^
― davey, Sunday, 30 August 2020 23:01 (three years ago) link
Idk why but this shit is mad funny pic.twitter.com/N6yRndg42J— Barmelo Xanthony (@Actn_jcksn) September 1, 2020
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 21:37 (three years ago) link
love the algreens classic "take me to the snack aisle"
― methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 22:16 (three years ago) link
So Tired of Being In Line
― pplains, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 23:25 (three years ago) link
“do you have something to mend my broken heart?”
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 11:17 (three years ago) link
Call Me (When My Prescription is Ready)
― the burrito that defined a generation, Thursday, 3 September 2020 19:33 (three years ago) link
Let's Stay Together (After We Leave Walgreens)
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Thursday, 3 September 2020 19:41 (three years ago) link
listen, i know this is a wheel of fortune mess-up clip but seriously
Please say sike LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO pic.twitter.com/VTmQIVpmMw— 𝙼𝚊𝚖𝚊 𝚉, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙶𝚞𝚛𝚞 (@mamaztheguru) September 30, 2020
― idkwtf (Karl Malone), Thursday, 1 October 2020 03:29 (three years ago) link
on the spot dicespin is a longtime classic, that kid ended up winning the game!
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 1 October 2020 03:57 (three years ago) link
A play in three acts pic.twitter.com/fIm9PDGaDN— Brooke Binkowski (@brooklynmarie) October 21, 2020
― peace, man, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 23:40 (three years ago) link
my friend accidentally showed this image to a covid test site worker instead of his appointment number. just silently held it up against his closed window. https://t.co/5iJeAClYad— Elena Saavedra Buckley (@elenasb_) October 19, 2020
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 22 October 2020 05:43 (three years ago) link
take as old as timebooty and the beast
― cointelamateur (m bison), Thursday, 22 October 2020 11:32 (three years ago) link
this is insane pic.twitter.com/KogLC9rpEy— pj harvey keitel (@scott4listener) October 29, 2020
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Thursday, 29 October 2020 18:01 (three years ago) link
jesus, call the fbi on that guy
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 29 October 2020 18:19 (three years ago) link
I'm 100% certain he's already on some sort of watchlist.
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Thursday, 29 October 2020 18:25 (three years ago) link
https://www.tiktok.com/@adinboyer/video/6888450826562555142
― On average, this critic grades 8.3 points lower than other critics (Eric H.), Friday, 30 October 2020 02:36 (three years ago) link
Huge respect to the car in front of me pic.twitter.com/LG4qypYKGn— Jacob Geller (@yacobg42) October 31, 2020
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Monday, 2 November 2020 02:51 (three years ago) link
how does he actually look like all of them pic.twitter.com/AjjUKhOCXi— nadia (@nrasidi) November 16, 2020
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 15:23 (three years ago) link
trippy
― Evan, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 15:42 (three years ago) link
https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/135489004_10158946781446635_6470061056584725771_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&ccb=2&_nc_sid=dbeb18&_nc_ohc=aaeHugdm39cAX9hWmP4&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=9ae9102787f493cfbe8045863d76010f&oe=601C5DD7
― dean bad (map), Thursday, 7 January 2021 17:13 (three years ago) link
Absolutely losing it over the fact folks think this asshole’s name is “Via Getty” pic.twitter.com/A2e6rmroGD— Nerd Girl Says (@Rachael_Conrad) January 7, 2021
― silverfish, Thursday, 7 January 2021 19:45 (three years ago) link
I love this
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 7 January 2021 19:45 (three years ago) link
bahahaha. PWNED VIA GETTY!
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 7 January 2021 22:30 (three years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/3EXAJuIsvP— Radagast the Brown (@RadagastTBrown) January 12, 2021
― peace, man, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 13:11 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EoKaSZEVkBQIyYN?format=png&name=360x360
― satanist of size (map), Monday, 25 January 2021 15:46 (three years ago) link
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Monday, 25 January 2021 15:49 (three years ago) link
Strap on yr shoes, yr going to Poon School
― Karl Malone, Monday, 25 January 2021 16:25 (three years ago) link
https://www.tiktok.com/@outdooreliza/video/6914297810359782662
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 05:38 (three years ago) link
all I care about is the bonus content for Dutch speakers here:@curvytheatrenerd：ok but bef in Dutch literally means to eat p |_| $$ y so 😂
― get down, get down, get down / why piano wenza so? (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 06:37 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxlPGPupdd8
― avatar of a kind of respectability homosexual culture (Eric H.), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 19:17 (three years ago) link
"I'm here live, I'm not a cat" - life in 2021
― jmm, Tuesday, 9 February 2021 19:27 (three years ago) link
his strangled "dahhhhh" at the beginning of that is 24 karat gold
― lord of the ting tings (map), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 19:34 (three years ago) link
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 19:38 (three years ago) link
oh fuck
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 19:41 (three years ago) link
https://scontent-lga3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/1794660_10156572280435304_6895432259658976137_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&ccb=3&_nc_sid=19026a&_nc_ohc=Y6vKukLqdK4AX86XlgA&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-2.xx&oh=f80a1869c2cb3f579a568ed58400fa80&oe=6049D94A
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 19:46 (three years ago) link
looks like Rubio was wrong
that was amazing
― Ray Cooney as "Crotch" (stevie), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 21:06 (three years ago) link
"rod ponton"amazing
― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 22:47 (three years ago) link
thanks to eric for posting this here as i was able to share it on the work-wide email list today before everyone sees it on facebook tomorrow
― lord of the ting tings (map), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 23:08 (three years ago) link
three people have already sent it to me
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 23:10 (three years ago) link
Easily the single most powerful interaction in the history of Facebook Camry owners groups pic.twitter.com/jjkW1Vvf87— fitzy (@fivewaylogjam) February 15, 2021
― silverfish, Monday, 15 February 2021 21:00 (three years ago) link
Now that's a Facebook group.
This looks like something from Repo Man 2000.
https://i.imgur.com/gJwBSog.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 15 February 2021 21:40 (three years ago) link
The most blasphemous Star Trek shitpost I have ever made or could possibly ever make. You've been warned. pic.twitter.com/hxQAYlzhxk— David Lebo (@leboism) February 19, 2021
― lord of the ting tings (map), Friday, 19 February 2021 22:26 (three years ago) link
✔
― mookieproof, Friday, 19 February 2021 22:30 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noEHHB6rnMI
― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 February 2021 18:43 (three years ago) link
^ go to minute 7 here, it is very special.
that weird little typing song she launches into (before the sunglasses go on and the costume change) is disturbingly similar to my "counting game" that i constantly played in my head through my adolescence. thank god i finally god the counting game out of my head, it is a nightmare
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 22 February 2021 18:51 (three years ago) link
lmao!! amazing find
― Fetchboy, Monday, 22 February 2021 18:54 (three years ago) link
7:00: Okay, T-Bone! Time for some serious crunching!
I'm using WindowsWindows, Windows 386So all my app-li-cations are running at onceMy report right now, is scattered all over my deskW-w-w-windows will pull these files together real quickI got pieces in one spreadsheetI got pieces in anotherI got pieces that have never been close to one anotherSome are in the da-ta-base where things are pretty stuffySome are in the word pro-cess-or, that's where it gets fluffy(?)W-w-windows, W-w-windows, Windows 386Will pull these parts together and do it mighty quickI'll cut and paste, cut-and-paste until it's in PagemakerThen I'll slick it up to be T-Bone's heartbreaker.
(Linda takes off her clothes)
"Here's the spreadsheet data you asked for Linda..."
WILLIAM!
"Linda! Uh-oh. These are 1-2-3 files. That doesn't look like 1-2-3."
8:13 - It's Na-Na-Not! 1-2-2-2-3! But don't wo-rry Will-iam, just hand the disk to me!BARK BARK BARKI got! Several applications looking mighty slickRunning un-der Win-dows 386!BARK BARK BARKIn one of the win-dows I've got 1-2-2-2-3 Running at the same time as the others, can't you see?BARK BARK BARKI can cut and paste your files in-to my report Or I can make them look bet-ter with Mi-cro-soft ChartCharts is Charts is Charts is what I gotCYMBAL SPLASHNow I'm gonna show you how to make the thing look hot!BARK
"I'm in accounting! Nothing ever looks hot!"
SYNTH SOLO
Stand! Back William, stand b-b-b-backWindows 386! IS ON THE ATTACK!
CYMBAL SPLASH, SYNTH SOLO CONTINUES WITH VAGUE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE INTERPOLATIONS AND VINYL SCRATCHING
"Wooooooow..."
― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 February 2021 19:03 (three years ago) link
forks, i'm really sorry but we're going to need you to use your 386 to update that draft. we LOVE the hyphens, but there aren't enough of them! Linda's song should have hyphens between each-and-ev-e-ry-syll-a-ble. Due-by-end-of-Day!
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 22 February 2021 19:32 (three years ago) link
w-w-w-why
― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 February 2021 19:43 (three years ago) link
So many urges to say out loud "MOM! Like, OMG stop! Ughhh seriously oh my GAWD mom please"
― Evan, Monday, 22 February 2021 20:01 (three years ago) link
WATCH: Police in Karachi, Pakistan are training an armed rollerblading unit to better prevent theft and harassment on its streets. pic.twitter.com/IX5CrM6tep— CBS News (@CBSNews) February 23, 2021
For a few seconds, the generic background music in this Reuters video sounds like it's going to resolve into a rendition of North American Scum. Just so you're not as disappointed as I was, let me tell you up front that it takes a different musical direction. But don't let that detract from your enjoyment of the rollerskating cops of Karachi.
― peace, man, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 12:43 (three years ago) link
Some serious Police Academy vibes in portions of that clip
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 14:09 (three years ago) link
a rollerblade jumping over a motorcycle forever
― adam, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 14:51 (three years ago) link
sorry but cops never equal lolz
― lord of the ting tings (map), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 15:32 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpKxtTPQ1Q8
― map ca. 1890 (map), Monday, 8 March 2021 22:40 (three years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/SqpRgdZf5E— 𐑤𐑨 𐑐𐑩𐑤𐑐𐑦𐑵𐑩 (@la_polpino) March 16, 2021
― map ca. 1890 (map), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:59 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zb5gKw6q3o
― n/a (FlopsyDuck), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 18:28 (three years ago) link
I see your blessed vacation and raise you a helicopter ride pic.twitter.com/KUOaFpEGLD— avery💝s data📝charts📈& finance💹✊🌹 (@averygrrl) October 28, 2020
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 29 March 2021 14:30 (three years ago) link
ha, that's awesome
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Monday, 29 March 2021 15:55 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NUJQxNj_jo
― DJI, Friday, 16 April 2021 17:22 (three years ago) link
They added a roundabout in rural eastern Kentucky pic.twitter.com/tkb19bTEuK— Oregon Rolled A 20 (I Do Stick Figures) (@OregonRolledA20) April 25, 2021
― i was too much listening to your accent (Spottie), Sunday, 25 April 2021 20:11 (two years ago) link
aaaagh
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 25 April 2021 20:32 (two years ago) link
https://twitter.com/i/events/1389710145249157122?s=20
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 5 May 2021 05:53 (two years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/semantic_core_img/1389710415836319745/0H8K2G_M?format=jpg&name=small
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLI-X4HldmQ
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 7 May 2021 03:42 (two years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E2KhyGZXoAMEUsj?format=jpg&name=900x900
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 17:34 (two years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/nmU6VHGE0U— Geoff Bisente (@GeoffBisente) June 3, 2021
― Karl Malone, Friday, 4 June 2021 16:10 (two years ago) link
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 4 June 2021 16:40 (two years ago) link
Brilliant
― jmm, Friday, 4 June 2021 17:35 (two years ago) link
I'm not going to even look, just guess.... does he remove each page, one-by-one, from the back instead of the front?
Because I saw the same gag with a construction worker last week.
― pplains, Friday, 4 June 2021 17:36 (two years ago) link
yr no fun pplainsthat was great
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 4 June 2021 20:00 (two years ago) link
I see that so much now though! The same bit getting repeated over and over again by different people. And no one seems to mind!
It's like a global version of this conversation.
https://i.imgur.com/vXlsoBA.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 4 June 2021 20:03 (two years ago) link
https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/196650252_10157712933096227_8941164341357829366_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=ebY0GhmlITwAX_fqtrm&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=52147d4aa7171c7855e814f366b29f82&oe=60E86312
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Wednesday, 9 June 2021 20:54 (two years ago) link
hee hee
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 June 2021 01:15 (two years ago) link
who did this pic.twitter.com/NsAeH0HEJm— Jason S. Canon (@uncanonical) October 26, 2018
― burly crafty woodsman (James Harden) vs tall ethereal phantom (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 July 2021 21:08 (two years ago) link
...
oh ffs, forks.
― pplains, Friday, 2 July 2021 21:48 (two years ago) link
lmao i had to count
― class project pat (m bison), Friday, 2 July 2021 22:09 (two years ago) link
nice!
95 reeses nailed to a door but a mensch ate one
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 2 July 2021 22:59 (two years ago) link
ok 96 reeses, then a mensch ate one
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 2 July 2021 23:03 (two years ago) link
Respect to the true pioneers of the UK grime scene. pic.twitter.com/g3x4NAMvXw— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) September 28, 2021
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 21:08 (two years ago) link
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/police-warn-public-not-approach-13230681
― edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 21:10 (two years ago) link
equal parts lol and O_o
love is love is love ❤️ https://t.co/dpSqMOAWgU— giabuchi (@jaboukie) October 17, 2021
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 October 2021 19:07 (two years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/cbT6lc8E4x— Bad Vaccine Takes (@BadVaccineTakes) November 21, 2021
― silverfish, Monday, 22 November 2021 00:42 (two years ago) link
"It's def possible !"
― silverfish, Monday, 22 November 2021 00:43 (two years ago) link
Now that's a Hot (Burrito) Take.
― pplains, Monday, 22 November 2021 14:33 (two years ago) link
How The Grinch Stole Someone’s BBL Appointment pic.twitter.com/0I5ieqHVUQ— Richard Nevels 🏁 (@Richie_l0c0) December 6, 2021
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 6 December 2021 21:10 (two years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/GnZ0491RuE— Will (@iamwillb_) December 6, 2021
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 6 December 2021 21:38 (two years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JPGxefdbHc
― goole, Wednesday, 29 December 2021 06:31 (two years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSAp9sBzPbc
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 28 February 2022 22:43 (two years ago) link
u have to LOVE to WORK pic.twitter.com/fv5bb5fJpQ— Vinny Thomas (@vinn_ayy) March 9, 2022
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 10 March 2022 00:07 (two years ago) link
i'm literally the only one who posts anything to this graveyard of a thread anymore but i gotta put it somewhere
In 1663, the partial fossilised skeleton of a woolly rhinoceros was discovered in Germany. This is the “Magdeburg Unicorn”, one of the worst fossil reconstructions in human history. pic.twitter.com/rmV1vcB3LY— Brian Roemmele (@BrianRoemmele) August 14, 2022
― (grim) pump track (wales) (map), Monday, 15 August 2022 02:35 (one year ago) link
Lmao! That looks like a far side cartoon.
― Chyiv Kyiv (Fetchboy), Monday, 15 August 2022 05:45 (one year ago) link
it totally does lmao
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 15 August 2022 05:52 (one year ago) link
10/10 unicorns provenalso that Rick Astley pitch-bend makes it sound like Front 242 which is a very good thing
― assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 15 August 2022 07:08 (one year ago) link
lol, thank you so much for that unicorn. Amazing.
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 August 2022 14:20 (one year ago) link
Imagine your kid can’t talk yet and they’re already making fun of you pic.twitter.com/geDlwNQGy3— PointsBet Sportsbook (@PointsBetUSA) September 15, 2022
― Spottie, Thursday, 15 September 2022 18:57 (one year ago) link
considering that swing, you might wanna move the baby a bit further away from the tee
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 September 2022 19:58 (one year ago) link
https://www.tiktok.com/@americanhighshorts/video/7188635164510162222?lang=en
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 06:24 (one year ago) link
This is killing me
https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/144jb3r/maybe_maybe_maybe/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 9 June 2023 19:48 (ten months ago) link
wow….I’m not going to reveal where I work but… uh that hits way too close to home for me professionally. I’m going to assume that I’m just not getting what’s funny about spelling errors or people being concerned that they’re pregnant. Wow.
― brimstead, Friday, 9 June 2023 20:02 (ten months ago) link
Temperatures have passed 30C in London today, overwhelming some soldiers who took part in a military parade alongside Prince Williamhttps://t.co/McrUFliY2F pic.twitter.com/KAYXloNTvV— ITV News (@itvnews) June 10, 2023
― mookieproof, Saturday, 10 June 2023 23:53 (ten months ago) link
The music makes that feel like a Monty Python skit
― jmm, Sunday, 11 June 2023 00:01 (ten months ago) link
not sure if this will be for everybody, but this killed me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuXGpUR7fXA
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 14 June 2023 06:16 (ten months ago) link
Inarguable pic.twitter.com/N7MqUcxmSC— Miss Marjorie Regrets (@coffinsneeze) January 31, 2024
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 16:50 (two months ago) link
He's the very best of us all
― impostor syndrome to the (expletive) max (stevie), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 16:58 (two months ago) link
Hell yes
― brimstead, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 17:11 (two months ago) link
lol what
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 20:25 (two months ago) link
If that motherfucker tried to start shit I would simply push the potato button
― frogbs, Thursday, 1 February 2024 00:39 (two months ago) link
it ain't happening
― mookieproof, Thursday, 1 February 2024 01:45 (two months ago) link
lol frog
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 1 February 2024 02:27 (two months ago) link