WE'RE EXPECTING !!!!!!

utah has many wonderful german-americans within its borders

And they're expecting more!

Always

Wasn't crazy about this one at first, until I imagined how nice a velour cushion would feel on one's own bare ass.

🗻

i'm sad some of these are no longer up. i love this thread more than life itself.

it's a reason to live for sure

Here are some I was able to dig back up:

Could you two have waited, like, another month before doing this?

http://i.imgur.com/7sGjmLf.jpg

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They sure have improved sonograms since the old days, haven't they?

http://i.imgur.com/yr0dnsE.jpg

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and this one was unfortunately lost to the sands of time.

http://i.imgur.com/1oNZirU.png

lol thank you

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14721626_10157624893750525_3983417427375602258_n.jpg?oh=915f1f9e6caf34ed35976841b39b9ef0&oe=5896A70F

it's happening!!!

OMG Frogbs my man, congrats!!

aw!

<3

you really should have taken your shirt off and drawn something on your belly though

frogbb

awesome congrats, fb.

However, this is still the 1p3G thread "WE'RE EXPECTING !!!!!!" so I have to ask - is that your reenactment of the conception?

bsha'a tova big <3's frog-man

Gratsbs

thanks all!

http://i.imgur.com/6D0QvZa.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/8xLuSMz.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/4WDhLcD.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/7E9HQE1.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/WDSFvSU.jpg

https://img0.etsystatic.com/128/1/8600799/il_340x270.887007654_q2js.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/6d/65/52/6d6552d5d35839d5784d73eceb6b66ca.jpg

Nothing makes me madder at the cisnormative gender binary than this thread

yeah i feel genuinely bad for these future children with sexist parents

Nothing?

I mean, not today, at least.

Fair, fair

Today, personally, it's having had to do woodwork rather than home ec in 1995 maybe in the alternative universe my pearl barley today woulda come out partways edible

Fuck the cistem

Slightly off-canon, but

http://i.imgur.com/zBS1yWi.gif

How is helium babby formed

http://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20161114/rs_600x600-161214122355-600.ryan-lochte.cm.121416.jpg

the We're Expecting announcement that makes everyone in the family feel weird

or just... everyone, period

this is what the baby from the nirvana album looks like now

smells like a bad idea

what https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C286-H6UAAAYz8C.jpg

honey im feeling a little bloated

https://twitter.com/CharlesFinch/status/823942113838542848

(I posted this to the parenting board yesterday)

there's no chance that it tells u the gender is there

how would a piss test do that?

idk maybe new tech - i didn't know until last week that they could tell gender from blood work now! (uh, hint.)

!

rly? yay mordy then?

obvs on the dl for now but yes await further reports (& uh all ilxors invited when such a thing may happen:p)

<3 hope all goes well, will keep on the dl

heyo! mazel tov

(I posted this to the parenting board yesterday)

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, January 25, 2017 4:41 PM (twenty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

being a not-parent, i didn't see that, but yeah i did steal it from that tweet

I don't even think that company's around anymore. https://www.omega-pharma.com/en/segmenten_en

Wonder why.

(I know this is likely translated from Dutch, but c'mon.)

Predictor is a brand name with an impressive heritage and a strong reputation. Initially, the brand referred exclusively to pregnancy tests, but nowadays the assortment also includes other products for self-diagnosis and products to help couples with a wish to have a child to achieve their dream.

Mazel tov!!! I have never celebrated this particular simcha because I am too old to have babby-having friends, apparently:(

nb point of interest in my community we don't say MT until the actual event bc of ayin hara / evil eye, instead the commonly accepted phrase is b'sha'a tova ('in a good time') but appreciate anyway warm feelings <3