ROLLING HARDMAN THREAD 2009

damn tombot u on fire tonite!

way to hide behind anonymous admin name there big fella

nah dude hardman admin is my new login

yeah that's certainly the most shameful abuse of mod privileges I've seen all day

captn-binge-n-ban locked the last thread and moved it to thread dump so we needed a new one

oops fucked up already :(

http://www.crestock.com/uploads/blog/gadgets/paintball-tank.jpg

hey gr8080 dont worry i just made it easier for you to keep your usernames straight.

chelives1986 (9:55:18 PM): i want beef jerky x 10 right now
roxymuzak (9:58:26 PM): 10 beef jerkies or your desire is the size of 10 normal desires
roxymuzak (9:58:33 PM): clarification needed
chelives1986 (10:01:06 PM): i have the beef jerky desire of 10 macho men randy savages
roxymuzak (10:01:11 PM): !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
roxymuzak (10:01:19 PM): diagnosis: you gotta get that jerky
chelives1986 (10:01:19 PM): ohhhhhhhhh yeah

oh sorry that doesnt really belong here

no thats pretty hardman

Friday, January 16, 2009 10:24 PM 1 pWN 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 User El Tomboto has been Yellow Carded
STOP DRINKING!!!! PUT DOWN THE BOTTLE!!!!!
REASON: intervention

omg

Friday, January 16, 2009 10:25 PM 1 pWN 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 User TOMBOT has been Yellow Carded

usin' my board mod privs to yellow card you for the lulz!

Rolling a hardman.

Man if I had board mod privs there would be lulz all over the place

http://i41.tinypic.com/2u62qtf.jpg

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b100/thel0stp0et420/My%20Space%20Icons/hardman.jpg

because of the part where the subject of conversation, who is a private citizen as opposed to a celebrity or other public figure, has their picture posted and their career discussed without being around to say "hi, I left the board for a reason, could you please take my picture down, and find something else to talk about, thank you"

I realize this is really hard for you internet age kids with your facebook pages but stalking ex-posters is actually still not cool
stalking people and blogging about your stalking of people is pretty ethan-level scary/lame anyway but really, these people don't post here any more. Why do you think that is and why do you think it would be remotely appropriate to start posting their fucking resume here complete with pictures?

I thought libcrypt and a few other people would know better but RONG AGANE

is there any other topic you'd like me to fucking big bird for you?

― TOMBOT, Sunday, January 25, 2009 2:12 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

It's "happy hour" in DC.

ethan-level scary lame

esl

kind of happy but mostly sad hour

I have no idea who any of the people they were talking about in that thread were, so I kinda enjoyed the ethan level scary lame (ELSL?) research.

im not really sure that posting links to articles in national fake newspapers counts as stalking

national-fake newspapers-level ethan-lame

RON GAGNE

fucking big bird?

thing is theres been tons of threads like that in the past, even ones tageting specific posters, and seriously no one ever gave a shit

so why is tombot caring about this one now, aside from like one post he had ish with

i kinda like the new version tho

my favorite apart about this place is how in between my post and the admin log explanation of "eman otm" you still cannot figure out why it was moved to thread dump and locked

also libcrypt that is officially gr8080's only joke, please don't take it away from him

yeah if gr8080 is known for something its certainly being one-note, tiresome and unlikeable

and yeah i really kinda dont "follow" the admin log like its a newsfeed lol

I consider everybody on ILX except for like dan perry & abbott to be one-note, tiresome and unlikeable

I will now ban myself for a week

should be a thesaurus entry for "lol" for times like these, that are special

xpost

Why do you want to admin a place where you hate everyone? (xp)

rofl lmao funny haha omg lmfao wtf lawl laugh roflmao lolz laughing noob roflcopter internet sex rotfl gay owned 1337 lulz fuck pwned n00b pwn cool omfg xd ass brb hehe awesome acronym aim stfu shit zomg wow loud out laugh out loud penis lollerskates nigger msn stupid slang lolol leet rotflmao

xxp

btw i take no responsibility for urbanthesaurus.com

If there were only two people on ILX I liked I think it would get pretty quickly too tiresome to stay, regardless of my role.

can i be a mod since i'm otm

with respect emanbot doesn't have the same ring to it

yes it does

hardeman lolbot experience

http://i41.tinypic.com/2n7wvb.jpg

emon

m0n ami

http://majesticrecord.com/_wizardimages/Hardman.jpg

sending treeship some glossy photos of me in boxer briefs and one of those desktop calendars to help fuel his imagination

I hope the writer of the LA weekly piece chokes on a pretzel. Not lethally, but enough to give him a good scare and maybe embarass him a little.

― Treeship, Saturday, June 18, 2016 11:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

softman

That is very very specific.

its good as hell

finding a hard man?

k3v3ry ok.

Always entertaining to watch one of ILX's biggest misogynists pretend to care about women.

― Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, October 4, 2016 12:16 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

eat shit, dick

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, October 4, 2016 12:17 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

stoner

yeah i so fuckin' hate women, wow, you got me

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, October 4, 2016 12:22 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I love that it took you less than a minute after I posted to fly over here and see what someone might have said about you.

― Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, October 4, 2016 12:29 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's a full life

when shall we meet?

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, October 4, 2016 12:32 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

stoner

If that deadspin article wasn't talking about ruining peoples lives just for the hell of it, it would be laughable. It can only discuss this in the terms of 'journalistic policy' and what people think in 'the field of journalism'. The self-obsession amongst these dipshits is so immense that it can't for one minute enter their minds, that this might actually have been a question about art and literature, and should be up to fans, critics and academics to figure out. No, this is a journalistic question, so here's how the most important people in the world, the journalists, should think about it. I honestly hope some stupid billionaire sues this piece of shit publication into oblivion as well, the world would be so much better without these assholes running around.

― Frederik B, Tuesday, October 4, 2016 1:58 PM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OI MEMBA BURIAL WAS SOME BLOKE INNA HOODIE INNIT

wrong thread

otm

best thoughts to you & yr friend

If that deadspin article wasn't talking about ruining peoples lives just for the hell of it, it would be laughable. It can only discuss this in the terms of 'journalistic policy' and what people think in 'the field of journalism'. The self-obsession amongst these dipshits is so immense that it can't for one minute enter their minds, that this might actually have been a question about art and literature, and should be up to fans, critics and academics to figure out. No, this is a journalistic question, so here's how the most important people in the world, the journalists, should think about it. *I honestly hope some stupid billionaire sues this piece of shit publication into oblivion as well, the world would be so much better without these assholes running around.*

― Frederik B, Tuesday, October 4, 2016 1:58 PM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I will never leave California

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 18:30 (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rolling softman really

have you ever been to Bakersfield?

stopped at a burger king there once

Should have went to Dell taco

the Denny's was kinda scary. It was the tensest, most miserable-feeling Denny's I'd ever been to.

Also Trump Country.

the Denny's I went to as a kid was on the verge of closing years ago and moved up the date by two weeks because someone shot two people in the entryway

what about Denny's brings out the worst in people?

the Denny's in my home town was always a happy place.

One time, the other color copier guy and I walked down from Kinko's to Denny's in a snowstorm. We weren't really friends, but we were kinda stuck for awhile. The waitresses were getting ready to be snowed in too. We all traded neckties that night and drank free coffee.

one thing i love about NJ is the ubiquitous diners in absence of Denny's

does anyone ever hardman in a waffle house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uHWvVo-wzk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMKP_HxRkzs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMKP_HxRkzs

I've never been so happy to see dead vermin. I leaned over to one roach who was shuffling off on his back and whispered "I'm glad you're dead" into his ear.

― Neanderthal, Wednesday, November 23, 2016 3:31 PM (four days ago)

“flappy bird vs gabbneb: slap battle” is not something I should be remotely interested in, but I’ve had worse impulses

― El Tomboto, Thursday, March 29, 2018 4:40 AM (fifteen hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I would bring a knife

― flappy bird, Thursday, March 29, 2018 4:43 AM (fourteen hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Friday, May 18, 2018 8:01 PM (yesterday)

Fuck you

― El Tomboto, Saturday, May 19, 2018 12:42 AM (fourteen hours ago)

tombot's rage against the machine

Not that unusual for malfunctioning govt employees to rail against the System

I think I might be a host

To the thieving scumbag who stole my grandaughter's bread rolls and cheese slices from her tent at Leeds Festival. I hope they choke you.

— Viv Williams 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@vivlives001) August 26, 2018

ffs mom

A proportionate and perhaps even restrained response to cheese slice thievery, imo.

HANGING'S TOO GOOD

anyone who chooses to attend a music festival without planning to survive on nothing but drugs, booze and mouthfuls of mud deserves everything they get tbh

eeee in my day we thought ourselves lucky if the tent was still there. kids these days don't know they're born etc

rolling hardmom thread

st. john's ambulance will always give you a tomato cup-a-soup

*hardnan xp

Morbs quoting Taibbi quoting Tracey is like the end of days. Or sunday. It's more like every fucking sunday.

― Frederik B, Sunday, March 17, 2019 10:54 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

still waiting for the Sunday where you have an industrial accident

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, March 17, 2019 10:56 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm not stupid enough to give my bank account information to Donald Trump. If a check ever lands in my PO box, hooray.

― but also fuck you (unperson),Monday, April 13, 2020 10:26 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

self-owning hardman

https://pagesix-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/pagesix.com/2020/07/11/will-smith-tells-50-cent-f-k-you-over-jada-pinkett-smith-jabs/amp/

https://pagesix-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/pagesix.com/2020/07/11/will-smith-tells-50-cent-f-k-you-over-jada-pinkett-smith-jabs

Fuck it. Fresh Prince said "fuck you" to 50 Cent

it's hard out here for a hardman