AYOVEMBER: lurqiua's greatest hits

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the greatest obv:

a G works with me and he sonned the hell out of me from 7:30 in the morning to 2:00 this afternoon, culminating at around 10:20. saw straight through me, deep through the bullshit. we were getting high and i started acting super-gay-crazy bitch-made devil-racist beast-mode and i accidentally painted an upside-down 7 on the wall and a cross then erased it!!!! WTF. all sorts of mystical negro type shit occurred that's too trippy to describe, and he told me my old girl realized i was crazy too and that's why we might never get along, and made me realize i never really got real situation or the finality of life never having brushed with death, like he was fucking the world and i was getting fucked, so he must experience it like the antithesis of tripping, and told me i'm an emo fucktard for not shaping up and getting pussy, and that it would be excusable if i were a real nerd. my fucking pot-hexed lack of memory is lapsing on 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings. he also told me my age and height and birthday when i met him *:?

― luriqua, Thursday, September 6, 2007 10:44 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

jihad = 32
she = 32

ONE 'R TH' OTHER

― usic, Friday, May 30, 2008 9:16 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i hode interesting bracelet

― usic, Monday, 15 September 2008 03:08 (1 year ago)

^^^ all-time

did 'have a nice blood' get deleted or something, only find refs to others quoting it

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he e-mailed me once to tell me to "have a nice Blood" and I considered purchasing a baseball bat to keep next to my door

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 11:06 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

hahaha

man i did this once. ruination is being a father figure to a hyperlexic autistic child and leaving them on death threat from a wack husband the girl hated. that would have been a straight life.

kissing is nasty, leave you chapped with worms

-- Arms, Sunday, February 17, 2008 4:49 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

/!\ PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT /!\ IF YOU USE COCAINE THAT HAS BEEN ADULTERATED IN ANY NEGATIVE WAY IT WILL WITHER YOUR PINEAL GLAND AND YOU WILL START ACTING LIKE THAT FUCK FROM COLD PLAY IMMEDIATELY. THANK YOU FOR NOT USING COCAINE UNLESS ITS FROM A PERUVIAN SOURCE THAT YOU TRUST. /!\ PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT /!\

― usic, Tuesday, July 1, 2008 8:40 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

mSMisery: shoulders chest pants shoes follows in tone tha locale of those ON YOUR BODY its a PSYCHIATRIC AID that INCREASES PERSONS AWARENESS

WHEN U WALK AROUND ALL WHITE AND AUTISTIC THINK
"SHOULDERS, CHEST, PANTS, SHOES" AND HOW THEY FEEL THEN ULL BE COOL AS ICE ;]

― usic, Thursday, June 5, 2008 4:53 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i mean, holla

― usic, Thursday, June 26, 2008 11:53 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

keep it enya

― usic, Thursday, June 26, 2008 11:57 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i dont normally hate on pitchforkreviewsreviews but a world where luriqua is banned from ilx and PRR has a nyt article written about him is a sickening cold place

^^MY MAN

ETHAN I AM ASHAMED MY RECENT POLITICAL FOLLIES HAVE HURT THE ADMINISTRATION'S REPUTATION. AS THE RIOTS HAVE FAILED TO DISPERSE MY PERSON IS ENDANGERED-- I HAVE SECURED AIR FORCE 2; MY GOLD, HOOKERS AND BLOW ARE SAFE IN THE CARGO HOLD AND THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF DISNEYLAND HAS AGREED TO HARBOR ME IN EXILE.

-- luriqua, Monday, August 27, 2007 8:16 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Link

^^movie pitch

i mEANT the isrealite is my michael vick, eg someone i would dogfight to the death-- my second rnd draft pick is this ex smack addict, so maybe she is a living vat of aids as well, but those girls think like nicci, without the filler

― luriqua, Saturday, August 25, 2007 1:27 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark

bikes are so fucking gay,. i see those dudes at red lights like pedaling all slow, and i find it erotic in a way, but not in the literal sense, i mean erotic in the figure drawing sense, like i would be like 'i would love to draw you' just cuz they're so fit and majestic. does anyone else feel this way abt bikers at red lights? rsvp asap.

― luriqua, Saturday, August 25, 2007 1:36 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark

deep cuts

tti gay & racist

― luriqua, Sunday, May 27, 2007 11:10 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark

luriqua wrote this on thread What one piece of advice would you give your twenty year old self? on board I Love Everything on May 19, 2007

don't rob
take your fucking tranquilizers, you psychotic fucktard
don't take tranquilizers and leave the oven, you will almost die
keep your eye on the lol

ill word choice hoos

― luriqua, Thursday, May 17, 2007 7:20 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

in my inner sanctum at central headquarters there's a towering diamond statue of tupac shakur

― luriqua, Saturday, May 19, 2007 1:57 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark

req beastiality slashfic re michael vick plz email me directly

― luriqua, Saturday, August 25, 2007 1:53 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark

/!\ ALERT /!\ gucci mane said ti's balls were brittle /!\ ALERT /!\

― luriqua, Saturday, July 21, 2007 5:42 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

/!\ ALERT /!\

rofl so hard

luriqua wrote this on thread T/S: MAX PAYNE vs. MAX PAYNE 2 on board I Love Everything on Aug 19, 2007

this thread's title adequately describes my rage

"keep your eye on the lol"

^ love this

IN ORDER TO OVERCOME MY HATRED FOR THESE HOES AND YEARNING FOR MY OLD LADY, I HAVE WRITTEN A PROPOSITION TO ALLYZAY'S HUSBAND AND NEGOTIATIONS ARE IN PLACE FOR HER EXCHANGE FOR MY SCULPTURE OF HER VISAGE OUT OF THIS ONE DIAMOND I FOUND. THIS IS THE MOST LIKELY REMEDY IF NOTHING SHALL UPLIFT AND WARM MY SUNKEN FROZEN HEART

― luriqua, Monday, August 27, 2007 10:25 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark

best poster ever.

my boss who runs the mke rael estate game once tried to silently scold me by eating a triple whopper. it's not wendy's, but it hurts just as bad, if not more. i'm fasting, so i won't read this thread, because it might inspire me to consume something nasty, which would damage the integrity of my bodily fluids. ttyl

― luriqua, Saturday, August 25, 2007 1:59 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark

u wear the makeup of a gay clown rolling 100 deep in a miniature car

― luriqua, Saturday, March 17, 2007 3:24 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark

write a rap about onions

/!\ALERT/!\ IT IS REQUIRED YOU GIVE YOUR GOLD TO MASTER P AND IMMEDIATELY INTENTLY BALANCE THE LIEN YOU OWE (THE COST OF A REPRESSING OF "SOULJA SLIM - GIVE IT TO 'EM RAW"). C U IN HELL SNAPPERS /!\ALERT/!\

― luriqua, Sunday, August 19, 2007 2:20 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark

hu keeps banning me

― usic, Saturday, May 24, 2008 3:31 AM

my goal as an artist is to abduct and dominate uffie

― luriqua, Thursday, August 23, 2007 3:55 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark

dear mr. rabin-- i renege that i tried to talk drama at u, & i respect ur writing most of the time & often reminisce abt that time you got deep into dave eggers' mindstate

― luriqua, Saturday, February 24, 2007 2:53 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark

man i would beat that shit up-- she talks real nasty, but not like a flipper. TS, smash-off edition: maya vs uffie. i would get them dyking while my russian wing was making a snuff video of ed danger & diplo.

― luriqua, Saturday, September 1, 2007 11:56 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark

this reminds me when i caught that girls hades and my cells started morphing from then on i had bad breath she locked me in a plexiglass tomb for 19 days with a gun and forced me to raw into masturbat into her raw cervix meat, i was really in the psychiatrist ward where they threatened to stop or saw in half of you, looking at you with one eye-- magic. u don't gotta use condoms just dont kiss an if ur dick gets hard just start breathing like crack fiends 30 seconds in thirty seconds out works for dogs too ;-x u seen that movie 26 days later ti makes u sic thats why i am with cancers we b*** to solidify our time together in the end she got all my info, ssn, name address telephone etc-- it was worth it, she got a revolver and damn the kickbacks, when i told her i'm leaving to Montgomery for good she starting skating real hard, and they tried to trick her into trying to get me to bff her i was like "hell gna" she untimately got networked on-- If i am not ootw on Apr 1, I will be thumped to death, Gideon style ttyih

― mkcaine, Sunday, March 30, 2008 4:09 PM

LOL SORRY I RUINED UR BLOG AND SENT U GAY MP3S

damn i gotta stop getting stoned and pulling up my own skirt exposing my pussy damn

― luriqua, Friday, September 7, 2007 12:17 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

so many hidden gems - the 'makeup of a gay clown' thing is killing me

C U IN HELL SNAPPERS /!\ALERT/!\

I KEEP GETTING DRUNK ON OLD THOMPSON AND RECORDING FREESTYLES AND OMG THEYRE SO BAD AFTERWARDS ITS LIKE MASTURBATING TO PORN YOU FEEL SO GUILTY AND DUMB AND YOUNG. IT'S LIKE REAL RAPPERS WILL KNOW WHAT THEYRE GOING TO SAY AND THEN THERE WILL BE PRISMIC, ARABIC-LIKE WORD-WEBS TO CHOOSE FROM IN RHYME 'R OUT. ACTUALLY THIS MAY BE THE REALITY OF SCHIZOPHRENIA, WEBS OF LIES CREATED INTERNALLY, EXTERNALLY, NATURALLY, NURTURALLY, WHATEVER, BUT REALIZED BY AN INDIVIDUAL. THIS IS THE FIRST ARGUMENT AGAINST WRITING.

― usic, Friday, 30 May 2008 06:21 (2 years ago)

uze sick

― Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 13:39 (2 years ago)

it's like if u actually kiss a girl u got tu trust her

― Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 13:39 (2 years ago)

american drunkyard

― Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 13:40 (2 years ago)

eating 4 cancer

― Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 13:43 (2 years ago)

uh

― Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 13:44 (2 years ago)

rip

― Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 13:44 (2 years ago)

ttyih

― Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 13:45 (2 years ago)

BLOGGIN'-- BLOGGIN'-- REAL HARD

;]

― daanyel, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 09:29 (2 years ago)

lol forgot about daanyel

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― daanyel, Saturday, 24 November 2007 23:58 (2 years ago)

thank you for this J0rdan S.

I WAS INSIDE AN AMERICAN VAGINA

ts oo vs lk

― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 08:38 (2 years ago)

white look t' bo soul boy

― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 08:39 (2 years ago)

jock on you headlight off if you flash at me headshot off

― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 08:40 (2 years ago)

plz counter wayne sindrome invazn i'll logout noban plx but u will miss my burroughs politick cutup ile, you, will

― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 08:42 (2 years ago)

unfed look in bo'

― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 08:44 (2 years ago)

time out lkn boy

― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 08:46 (2 years ago)

blind stout lookin boy

― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:13 (2 years ago)

grind route pickin nicklesacks as dimes lookin boy

― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:14 (2 years ago)

fine lookin boy, i'll take him!

― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:14 (2 years ago)

caligulookin boy

― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:14 (2 years ago)

jig-o on the rind listen t'naz lkn boy

― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:15 (2 years ago)

eminem 8.9 lookin boy

― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:15 (2 years ago)

pitchfolk dissin boy

― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:15 (2 years ago)

aesop smitten boy
no rock only oil lookin boy

― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:16 (2 years ago)

rich lookin boy throw some deez lookin boy jackin on a hammer not a glam lookin boy

― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:17 (2 years ago)

snort a gram lookin boy force your hand lkn boy cut it off turn a kidt talibanned lookin boy

― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:17 (2 years ago)

i'm a man, lookin boy

― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:17 (2 years ago)

i'm a stan lookin toy on the brink like tro-jan castles sand lookin boy

― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:18 (2 years ago)

and lookin boy, play your fans lookin boy, while i chop up the shit with a ramb. lookin knife

― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:19 (2 years ago)

slam lookin trife with the ram stricken life
less help look uphead at the sky lookin boy

― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:20 (2 years ago)

psycholo-jive lookin boy in your dreams fuck boy whats your scheme is it clean wheres your green lookin boy

― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:20 (2 years ago)

with the scene shooken boy, got no dust lookin boy, workin pups in the leash with the dutch lookin boy? i'm a crutch, shooken joy, i'm a lech when i'm coy i'm infest in the best and detest lkn boy

― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:21 (2 years ago)

she's fuckin the neighbors lookin girl rabid lookin girl with the habits of a backflip lookin churl

― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:22 (2 years ago)

morbs lookin boy, bloody corpse lookin boy

― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:23 (2 years ago)

i'm here with newport shorts rollin tops like a boy cuz i'm broke like a boy and i smoke like a bo' and i'm real straight down to the spoken of my psyko

― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:23 (2 years ago)

choked lookin boy

― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:24 (2 years ago)

too much smoke lookin boy put the coke in the dope cut your gums lookin boy

― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:25 (2 years ago)

have some fun lookin boy; we all die go back to your mom freal lookin boy

― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:25 (2 years ago)

how many years til degrees of the top

― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:25 (2 years ago)

trillions cheese at the top
33s molestock in the grease off the ploy of the market understood by us greek lookin boys

― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:26 (2 years ago)

if you reek then your dead weezy told you you fed yet you eat lookin boy

― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:26 (2 years ago)

skeet skeet lookin boy while shes sucking over your concrete shitfilled guts lookin boy

― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:27 (2 years ago)

mixed nuts lookin boy

― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:28 (2 years ago)

get help lookin boy

― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:28 (2 years ago)

miss good lookin boy

― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:29 (2 years ago)

hermaphrizzle gooden dwighetened boy

― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:29 (2 years ago)

jacobian lookin boy

― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:29 (2 years ago)

frank kogan lkn boys

― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:29 (2 years ago)

coca smelling floors with the dope in the smokes with the whore

― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:30 (2 years ago)

plastic ashes clashing colors matches

― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:30 (2 years ago)

1 sided drastic covert message, unify under the smartest of the smark, retardest of the tarts lookin boy. fun lied classic low hurts stress, age and hypersex, report to the commission, boy, off to war lookin boy, MKcain lookin newswriter hts lookin boy, 66 lookin boy, car-pix lookin boy, rappers lookin at you crazy like youre real,., lookin boy

― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:33 (2 years ago)

nabisco, for fucks sake, i don't want to live in some damned future where polemic cracker bullshit hasn't been resolved fully and permanently. i should know all of math, all the languages, etc, but capitalist creationist fuckmared my whole business because my parents had to work real hard to perpetuate a cycle of corpocratic nonsense that everyone's brainwashed into not realizing the world is a unified subject that shares thought

― Arms, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 21:50 (2 years ago)

makeup of a gay clown post is nxt lvl

Let's anticipate Lil Wayne, "The Carter III"

read down the thread

Geir Hongro: your heart is small and weak. i don't hoot at fake pretentious uptight ya might know the circle of fifths but can't hear a damn idea if its a constant cycle outlining a symbolic numerology untied to your useless fiend for aesthetic jackery if it knocks sub hits to the ribs. your blood runs cold and while i sympathize, you must be some damn failure of an overman. you should hang out my girl would poison you

― Arms, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 11:38 (2 years ago)

there are three crushes in the greater metro are i wz pressing bt they all know mandarin chinese and think i'm ignorant-- it's not a good match :C

― luriqua, Friday, 18 May 2007 08:03 (3 years ago)

none of them are asian though

― luriqua, Friday, 18 May 2007 08:04 (3 years ago)

damn i need t shut the fuck up :C

― luriqua, Friday, 18 May 2007 08:04 (3 years ago)

i like asian girls though

― luriqua, Friday, 18 May 2007 08:05 (3 years ago)

there are a lot of them on youtube

― luriqua, Friday, 18 May 2007 08:05 (3 years ago)

washing themselves

― luriqua, Friday, 18 May 2007 08:05 (3 years ago)

with soap and water

― luriqua, Friday, 18 May 2007 08:05 (3 years ago)

some of them have breast implants

― luriqua, Friday, 18 May 2007 08:05 (3 years ago)

love the hongro one

luriqua wrote this on thread T/S: MAX PAYNE vs. MAX PAYNE 2 on board I Love Everything on 19-Aug-2007

this thread's title adequately describes my rage

bikes are so fucking gay,. i see those dudes at red lights like pedaling all slow, and i find it erotic in a way, but not in the literal sense, i mean erotic in the figure drawing sense, like i would be like 'i would love to draw you' just cuz they're so fit and majestic. does anyone else feel this way abt bikers at red lights? rsvp asap.

― luriqua, Saturday, 25 August 2007 07:36 (3 years ago)

i enjoyed his :C frowns

the saddest emoticon imo

makeup of a gay :C frown

gold teeth is just healthy. malleable metals are good for the body

― usic, Sunday, June 15, 2008 12:45 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

esp if u got a chain around right above your groin it feels good, gets u circulating right

― usic, Sunday, June 15, 2008 12:46 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

esp if ur belt aint hyperimpactin all the cheese u just ate

― usic, Sunday, June 15, 2008 12:46 PM Bookmark

rofl

haha i was looking forward to reading this thread all day in class, for real

geir hongro: your heart is small and weak

Alex in NYC: How do you feel about andre 3000 wearing hammer pants? Do you feel this issue warrants modifications of american media and culture?

― daanyel, Saturday, November 24, 2007 5:08 PM Bookmark

huh don't remember daanyel login

lol @ hongro post

I was living 2 fat off the real estate bubble (& by extension, the "new economy" bubble). My guy dealing fell off 2 hard, and it's all bad, permanently, unless the dice roll too right. Called about 30 local businesses in the last two days, and nobody but hollywood video is hiring anytime in the near future. Know some folks at a sub shop and bank, but, would you like to: [Add Comments] [e-Mail this to a Friend] [Digg This!] [Submit to Slashdot] [Add to del.icio.us] [Commit suicide because nobody cares]

:C-man

talk to you in hell

elite leftists you would be gay with

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― usic, Monday, June 30, 2008 5:05 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what happened to lurquia? did he just disappear?

what was this guy's deal anyways

as best as i can tell, a grad student from wisconsin with a taste for pcp

7?;

also ethan's e-stalker

not just pcp

what about getting smashed on thursdays and fridays do you not understand?
or perhaps neither of you ever had to work the shitty 2/3rds of a service industry shift sched

― El Tomboto, Thursday, June 5, 2008 4:06 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

DRCLAW ON INSEPCTOR GADGET WAS BLACK AMIRITE????????????

El Tomboto I take That Threat Seriously and U scare me!!!!!!!!

― usic, Thursday, June 5, 2008 4:02 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what?

― El Tomboto, Thursday, June 5, 2008 4:07 PM (1 year ago)

i feel like we are living among the ghosts of giants on this board

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv7iVqouHuc

watch me superman dat hoe

Legalize cocaine.

― a you, Friday, June 24, 2011 6:25 PM (7 months ago)

renewed late nite hard lols at have a nice blood

i miss my boo ;_;

i said 'keep it enya' to my friend tonight as we parted

:C

this jihad shit is dope as hell. http://www.zshare.net/audio/350093090d4a2f/
alex baltimore if you sample jack me i'll ddos you if u ever go on irc

― luriqua, Thursday, September 6, 2007 12:47 AM (4 years ago)

u wear the makeup of a gay clown rolling 100 deep in a miniature car

― luriqua, Saturday, March 17, 2007 3:24 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, November 3, 2010 7:52 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i had never read this before

i hode interesting bracelet

come back to me my love

^

lol i'm going to get killed by militias

-- mkcaine, Friday, April 11, 2008 9:01 AM (Friday, April 11, 2008 9:01 AM)

found jayz's twitter on a nolimit site, priv8 btw

― color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Sunday, November 3, 2013 9:43 PM (Yesterday)

airports are extremely relaxing environments, mostly cuz there's computerized voices often. they are my favorite environments, besides train terminals (and trains)

― dude-icrous (color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 05:29 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Geir Hongro: your heart is small and weak.

u wear the makeup of a gay clown rolling 100 deep in a miniature car

― luriqua, Saturday, March 17, 2007 3:24 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark

my fucking pot-hexed lack of memory is lapsing on 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings

i accidentally painted an upside-down 7 on the wall and a cross then erased it!!!!