Banged your little sausages

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AND NOW YOU ARE MAD AS FUCK

cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Sunday, 4 March 2012 07:13 (twelve years ago) link

why do EDGES of solid objects
and ALCOHOL
and TIOES
exist in the same universe?

cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Sunday, 4 March 2012 07:14 (twelve years ago) link

the only thing that takes off is saying you banged your little sausages
but your little sausages still remember that shit the next day GPF

cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Sunday, 4 March 2012 07:14 (twelve years ago) link

TIOES do not exist in this universe i am quite certain

ciderpress, Sunday, 4 March 2012 07:44 (twelve years ago) link

Took me some time to realise u meant you banged yr toes (rite?)

Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Sunday, 4 March 2012 07:49 (twelve years ago) link

I swear i have a permanently sore toe from dropping something heavy on it once :(

Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Sunday, 4 March 2012 07:50 (twelve years ago) link

my toes have been through a lot. god bless em.

Big Mr. Guess U.S.A. Champion (crüt), Sunday, 4 March 2012 13:03 (twelve years ago) link

It took me a good couple minutes to figure out what you meant by sausages!

I did this last night btw and it sucked.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Sunday, 4 March 2012 15:09 (twelve years ago) link

Why I'm not allowed to not wear shoes.

drawn to them like a moth toward a spanakopita (Laurel), Sunday, 4 March 2012 15:23 (twelve years ago) link

Oh man I think my little sausage is totally fucked up, namely the "this little piggy had none" one. How do you tell if you broke your toe?

cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:44 (twelve years ago) link

It's starting to turn quite a robust purple.

cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:45 (twelve years ago) link

if you can grab the toe and bend it without screaming it's not broken

the late great, Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:46 (twelve years ago) link

Ok,!

cashmere tears-soaker (Abbbottt), Sunday, 4 March 2012 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

thought this had something to do with bangers and mash

flagp∞st (dayo), Sunday, 4 March 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

HOLY SHIT I JUST DID THIS OW OW :( Stupid gorram plastic recycling box.

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Monday, 5 March 2012 09:54 (twelve years ago) link

The worst thing of all is Im not even drunk so I have nothing to blame but my utter klutzism.

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Monday, 5 March 2012 09:55 (twelve years ago) link

i thought i broke my little toe once and it turned purple/black for a while but it wasn't broken apparently, however whenever i swim i can (or imagine i can) feel it sort of flapping separately to the rest of my toes

jabba hands, Monday, 5 March 2012 12:00 (twelve years ago) link

thread title is so lewd

meticulously showcased in a stunning fart presentation (contenderizer), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 05:15 (twelve years ago) link

aren't bangers a kind of sausage? as in "bangers and mash", the thing professor brown cooks up at the end of bedknobs and broomsticks?
i thought thread title was some double transatlantic sausage pun.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 05:23 (twelve years ago) link

Mah toes still hurt from yesterday's smooshin :(

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 05:32 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

aaaargh

Oat Drink (crüt), Friday, 30 March 2012 10:14 (twelve years ago) link

six months pass...

need to get my feet x-rayed, pretty sure all my toes are shattered by this point

*triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Friday, 19 October 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

i once smashed my lil sausages on a square metal chair leg in a dressing room while tapdancing barefoot. without a doubt the most painful thing ever

(♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Friday, 19 October 2012 23:05 (eleven years ago) link


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