Your favourite jokes about wrestling

Which famous wrestler turns green when he's angry?
The Hulk! (Hulk Hogan)

Which wrestler can be used for stimulation of the anus during sexual intercourse while he's strangling his retarded son to death?
Chris Ben Wa (Benoit)!

Who is television gambling and football commentator Steve Clarindge's favourite wrestler?
The Undertaker! (Steve Clarindge was banned from driving for undertaking somebody on a motorway)

Which wrestler is a little like 24 hours fighting a young Morrissey?
Davey Boy Smith (Day v boy smith)!

What was the last thing wrestler Chris Benoit did to his wife?
He Batista! (Battered her. Also Batista is a wrestler.)

I say I say I say, my wife's run off to the caribbean.
Jamaica?
No but John Cena! (saw her)

What is a bee's favourite wrestler?
Sting or Johnny Bee Badd (Johnny B. Badd) or one of the Killer Bees or Buzz Sawyer!

Q. What did former WWF midcarder Salvatore Sincere say when he botched a move in the capital of Pakistan?
A. I slam-a bad (Islamabad)!

Q. What do you call a former WCW midcarder that resembles an emoticon depicting the northernmost region of France?
A. Norman Smiley (Norman Smiley)!

Q. What do you call a former WCW midcarder that attempts to play golf while wearing a kilt and long flat devices on his feet?
A. Scott Puttski (Scot putt-ski)!

Q. What do you call a physically well-conditioned WCW midcarder who likes to spend his spare time reclining on dolphins' backs?
A. Mentally ill!

David Boy Smith (November 28, 1962 – May 18, 2002) was a British professional wrestler. Born in Golborne, Warrington (now in the Borough of Wigan), Smith is best known for his appearances in the United States of America with the World Wrestling Federation under his own name and under the ring name The British Bulldog.

Smith's middle name, Boy, was the result of one of his parents mistaking the name field on Smith's birth certificate for the gender field. [2]