i enjoyed iv but gay tony is next level and if iv feels like a slog, gay tony is a blast.
― Holy Shirt! (stevie), Thursday, 3 October 2013 21:04 (ten years ago) link
i have an xbox now
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Thursday, 3 October 2013 23:31 (ten years ago) link
man... gbx came so close to being a doctor. what a shame
― 乒乓, Thursday, 3 October 2013 23:37 (ten years ago) link
lol
― taxi tomato or bag tomato (Trayce), Thursday, 3 October 2013 23:38 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, Gay Tony feels like they finally figured out how to write the characters & relationships they were aiming at with IV. I only started Lost & Damned, didn't get too far in it.
― Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Friday, 4 October 2013 06:51 (ten years ago) link
i completed lost and damned but i can't remember much about it. most of the characters were jerks iirc
― Holy Shirt! (stevie), Friday, 4 October 2013 06:55 (ten years ago) link
Oh wait, there was the club chick who's only purpose was to order you to different sections of the club and fuck you. That part wasn't so hot.
― Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Friday, 4 October 2013 07:06 (ten years ago) link
OK, I've been trying to start an online campaign multiple times since 10/01 to no avail. I'm starting to get fuckin pissed. I can absolutely understand bugs/glitches the first couple of weeks, but I literally cannot get beyond Lamar dropping me off to get my car. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
― Rod Steel (musicfanatic), Saturday, 5 October 2013 04:33 (ten years ago) link
Try deleting the data for online and starting over
― polyphonic, Saturday, 5 October 2013 09:39 (ten years ago) link
Do you do that from within the game or from the xbox interface?
― I can't keep up, I can't keep up, I can't keep up (calstars), Saturday, 5 October 2013 10:58 (ten years ago) link
l-r: you, mehttp://i.imgur.com/gbJHKso.gif
― cozen, Saturday, 5 October 2013 13:18 (ten years ago) link
hehe my insured car got stolen by another player who wrecked it, then he had to pay the £500 fee when I claimed on it
the car will probably have disappeared when I play next :/
― random accies memories (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 5 October 2013 14:12 (ten years ago) link
One of the people whose shit I recovered e-mailed me that I had $100k of stock in their company in my portfolio now.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 5 October 2013 16:10 (ten years ago) link
"£500", you heard me
all the Americans in this game say "twat" every five seconds anyway :/
― random accies memories (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 5 October 2013 18:35 (ten years ago) link
think Regulate actually fell through, salt tears
― random accies memories (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 5 October 2013 21:06 (ten years ago) link
http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/0878/HVqg4sz5IUiNVSF1dLivrg/0_0.jpg
thanks rockstar
#fockstar
― random accies memories (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 5 October 2013 23:50 (ten years ago) link
packie mccreary is in this game, huh
― goole, Sunday, 6 October 2013 00:56 (ten years ago) link
man, triple bummer:
bawsaq is downi just completed the last heist and i should have a ton of money, but it hasn't been deposited in my account yeti just finished the random mission where you take the investment dude to the airport and he gives you a hot tip, but the stock he advises you to buy is on bawsaq, which is down
:(
― reckless woo (Z S), Sunday, 6 October 2013 17:36 (ten years ago) link
there are no problems in the entire WORLD that are bigger than mine right now
Hey I picked up the girl in the car wreck on the road who'd just knifed her co-criminal, and was driving her to her friends, but my car was busted and she died while I was trying to get another one. Did I just miss out on a fantastic side-adventure? Will she magically turn up again?
― Defund Phil Collins (stevie), Sunday, 6 October 2013 17:38 (ten years ago) link
I think you'll see her again
― prop forward turned celebrity chef (Ste), Sunday, 6 October 2013 17:58 (ten years ago) link
I stole a military jet, that's nice. Parachuted right down on to it, shot the one guard and took off before the tanks found me. It took me six tries (quick-saved from the air). Still haven't been able to get online.
― REDACTED got your back (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 6 October 2013 18:12 (ten years ago) link
This is my favorite multiplayer mode so far. Jets vs. race cars/motorcycles
http://youtu.be/-o3DoyYe9ww?t=39s
― polyphonic, Sunday, 6 October 2013 20:32 (ten years ago) link
Feel like everyone talking about bawsaq like it's a totlaly normal thing is a very great victory for scottish culture
― sktsh, Sunday, 6 October 2013 21:05 (ten years ago) link
http://i.snag.gy/mth4y.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 6 October 2013 22:08 (ten years ago) link
Hahah yes! I was thinking the same.
― taxi tomato or bag tomato (Trayce), Sunday, 6 October 2013 22:23 (ten years ago) link
Finished the main story tonight, and I can't wait until we can start talking about ending spoilers because there's some shit i need to get off my chest with two of the last missions. holy shit.
― prop forward turned celebrity chef (Ste), Sunday, 6 October 2013 23:13 (ten years ago) link
i also finished it tonight. and i'm pissed because i hit the WRONG FUCKING BUTTON when offered a major choice that determines the end of the story. oh well.
― reckless woo (Z S), Sunday, 6 October 2013 23:17 (ten years ago) link
Can I talk about the hipster convo yet?
― taxi tomato or bag tomato (Trayce), Monday, 7 October 2013 00:05 (ten years ago) link
ugh, which one?
― reckless woo (Z S), Monday, 7 October 2013 00:07 (ten years ago) link
or the mission?
no the convo where michael accuses trevor of it. Died laughing at that.
― taxi tomato or bag tomato (Trayce), Monday, 7 October 2013 00:16 (ten years ago) link
oh yeah, forgot about that! that was pretty great. later in the game i gave trevor a buzzcut on the southern hemisphere of his head + a nice tanktop/shorts combo. have to admit he was ready to roll into brooklyn
― reckless woo (Z S), Monday, 7 October 2013 00:25 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/phHLC2s.jpg
― circa1916, Monday, 7 October 2013 04:15 (ten years ago) link
Maybe we should have a separate thread where people who have finished the story can discuss spoilerrific topics?
― Defund Phil Collins (stevie), Monday, 7 October 2013 06:56 (ten years ago) link
me again, fun with a train
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YhFRvZPT2c&feature=youtu.be
― prop forward turned celebrity chef (Ste), Monday, 7 October 2013 08:25 (ten years ago) link
^ good that
― NI, Monday, 7 October 2013 12:22 (ten years ago) link
can you do another one filling up the tunnel with cars and sticking a couple of trucks and buses at the entrance? wonder if that train can be derailed
― NI, Monday, 7 October 2013 12:23 (ten years ago) link
loads of remote controlled bombs in the tunnel too, so if the train does break through you can run to the opening and watch as you set them off
― NI, Monday, 7 October 2013 12:42 (ten years ago) link
nice video. Just kind of proves that cars can't break in two. I have a feeling anything you put in the tunnel will just get pushed out the other end.
― I can't keep up, I can't keep up, I can't keep up (calstars), Monday, 7 October 2013 20:08 (ten years ago) link
i cant go online (might do if it/when it goes cheap for ps3) but could you feasibly arrange a gang of mates to go round fetching cars and sticking them in the opening for the tunnel? completely fill it with cars and remote bombs and then stand back and wait. i'd love to see that. see how much it takes to derail that damn train - should hopefully be a knock-on effect and all subsequent trains will be blitzed too
― NI, Monday, 7 October 2013 20:58 (ten years ago) link
thinking too much about this
Isn't GTA Online free?
― pplains, Monday, 7 October 2013 21:25 (ten years ago) link
Definitely getting what you pay for lately.
― pplains, Monday, 7 October 2013 21:26 (ten years ago) link
It's a free add-on to a game you paid $60 bucks for, so it's not free-free.
I haven't played the story mode since online launched.
― polyphonic, Monday, 7 October 2013 21:35 (ten years ago) link
I've been online exactly once. I think my ranking is 4. Thanks Obama Rockstar cloud servers.
― pplains, Monday, 7 October 2013 21:40 (ten years ago) link
Day 1 was the only day I've had any issues
― polyphonic, Monday, 7 October 2013 21:57 (ten years ago) link
NI, there is the option of cheat spawning in vehicles
― prop forward turned celebrity chef (Ste), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 00:05 (ten years ago) link
ste, what's that? you mean you can stand in a tunnel and make a hundred cars pile up? i'd do this myself in story mode but i know some pro gta5 guy can make a much better video (the one linked above with the guy driving over mountains lobbing bombs at helicopters was superb, much better than a 'video of a guy playing a game' has any right to be)
(i can't play this on my xbox because my xbox is, uh, not able to go online so im gona hang on for like 18 months til its cheap 2nd hand for ps3 and play it online on that)
but yeah, more videos of mad shit please!
― NI, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 00:48 (ten years ago) link
flight school :(
specifically the land on a moving vehicle thing. i need to do that really?
― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 04:28 (ten years ago) link