which city for GTA 5?

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haha, thank you again, but why buy anything when you can read it for free on ILX™?

I will take Shark Card donations, tho'.

pplains, Thursday, 20 February 2014 16:41 (ten years ago) link

it's like asperger noir

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 February 2014 16:54 (ten years ago) link

That's a mean thing to say about ilx forks

Corpsepaint Counterpaint (jjjusten), Thursday, 20 February 2014 16:58 (ten years ago) link

Not sure what a true sufferer of aspergerers would do with a mission called Rooftop Rumble WHERE THERE IS NO ROOFTOP LOCATION INTEGRAL TO THE MISSION.

pplains, Thursday, 20 February 2014 17:02 (ten years ago) link

will you settle for "toontown noir"

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 February 2014 17:16 (ten years ago) link

There's a dude playing online as a photojournalist. Super cool:

http://highway62.tumblr.com/post/77298301212/bobbycaputo-instead-of-shooting-people-this-guy

Thanks for the heads up, Matt.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 20 February 2014 19:38 (ten years ago) link

I fucking hate hate hate flying in this game. Done the Trevor airstrip thing a bunch of times, crashed on landing each time, no idea how the fuck I'm supposed to slow the plane down. F u game

Corpsepaint Counterpaint (jjjusten), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 22:48 (ten years ago) link

I can't believe a GTA game has a half-baked, unclear, broken or just plain shitty game mechanic

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 26 February 2014 23:05 (ten years ago) link

Maybe you guys should just get better at the game

polyphonic, Wednesday, 26 February 2014 23:12 (ten years ago) link

flying is best in first person view. but the sound for when your gear goes up and down is pretty quiet so you might have flip back and forth to check.

you slow down with left trigger?

goole, Wednesday, 26 February 2014 23:14 (ten years ago) link

Finally gathered all letter scraps and ufo. Both anticlimactic as was expected. Pay-offs are crap really.

Epsilon done. Now just tracts to gather. I am sticking with it but not going to try for 100%. Don't really enjoy replaying mains oddly enough and I really thought as I was playing them first time around I would because I could relax but I'm a way I just found myself wondering why bother...

I think the game is amazing and enjoyed a slight return to CJ but the Michael and Franklin characters weren't that finished. I liked the fact that Franklin was engaged with his decisions and got the fun.

This is probably the first game I would buy DLC if it's released as large areas of the map feel unused.

I would also buy PPlains book "L'EtranGTAr".

hyggeligt, Wednesday, 26 February 2014 23:19 (ten years ago) link

ah so you slow the plane down with the car brake, that would have been a cool thing for the game to tell me, kept fucking around with the rudder controls which were the only thing i saw them mention like an idiot

Corpsepaint Counterpaint (jjjusten), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 23:59 (ten years ago) link

my landing gear kept going up and down like it couldn't fuckin make up its mind. flying is definitely kinda hard. i love the shit out of trevor's drug running missions (including the ones with the dune buggy) because you're made to redo them until you're totally on point. most of the rest of the game you don't have to actually be that good at.

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 27 February 2014 01:04 (ten years ago) link

RT throttles the plane up too, if that wasn't obvious.

i don't remember when the flight school opens in relation to the trevor airstrip missions, but going thru those maxes out flight skill for each character. tedious but useful (like going thru each shooting range challenge with each character) (yes i did this)

goole, Thursday, 27 February 2014 01:12 (ten years ago) link

i don't have a ton of data to support this but flying seems like a p easy way to earn RP and cash in the online game? i was pretty frustrated with the mechanics at first but once i learned to just take things niiiiiiiice and easy (instead of with the pell mell style favored on the road), i found it p simple to take first in most of the (like, five) air races I've since entered. most ppl seem to crash out because they're trying to fly like they're driving a motorbike, so just ~not crashing~ is often enough to stake out a sizable and domineering lead

gbx, Thursday, 27 February 2014 03:41 (ten years ago) link

i have no idea how feasible it would be, but making yourself into flying specialist (a pilot, even!) in the online game could be lucrative?

gbx, Thursday, 27 February 2014 03:43 (ten years ago) link

gbx you are dead right. i have lost almost every road race i've taken part in. i've won almost every plane race, and its not even been close.

you are clinically deaf and should sell you iPod (stevie), Thursday, 27 February 2014 07:28 (ten years ago) link

Curious, to those who are claiming 100% and/or finding all the hidden packages, did you cheat or was it all pure exploration?

I'm not cheating and still have quite a lot to find, good going if you have found this stuff without looking it up.

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Thursday, 27 February 2014 09:15 (ten years ago) link

I finally got the last spaceship part last night, used a guide to find them. It would take years to stumble across some of them by chance.

nate woolls, Thursday, 27 February 2014 10:44 (ten years ago) link

Plus it was a good way to spend the 10 days Michael has to wear the Epsilon robes for.

nate woolls, Thursday, 27 February 2014 10:44 (ten years ago) link

i cheated. life is short.

goole, Thursday, 27 February 2014 15:35 (ten years ago) link

I bought the Brady Games guide and had it to hand after finishing the missions. Agree with Goole: Life is short and very full of other non-GTA things. Have to maximise bang for X-Buck!

hyggeligt, Thursday, 27 February 2014 22:28 (ten years ago) link

Fair enough, just wanted to know. I agree though for the newer GTA games, I never found all the pigeons in IV nor all the seagulls in Gay Tony. The earlier games weren't as big and it felt a lot easier to find stuff in those ones. Vice City was perfect size for hunting hidden packages.

V is vast, and yeah I'll probably never find them all before I get bored of the game.

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 28 February 2014 09:24 (ten years ago) link

did we ever figure out what city this was going to be set in?

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 6 March 2014 14:07 (ten years ago) link

Fun Fact: This post marks the first time in this thread the words "Los Angeles" have been used together.

pplains, Thursday, 6 March 2014 15:56 (ten years ago) link

things I did today:
- world record on two races (the fly around downtown one and In The Pipeline)
- sniped a guy from the tallest building as he was on his way to Simeon's. like, on the bridge right by the gun shop that's closest to Simeon's place on the docks. while he was driving. I am irrationally proud of this

gbx, Sunday, 9 March 2014 05:24 (ten years ago) link

Fuck, that's a long ways.

pplains, Sunday, 9 March 2014 06:14 (ten years ago) link

I'd put that on my CV.

nate woolls, Sunday, 9 March 2014 08:58 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

i made some tracks

http://rsg.ms/1hUDDlj

http://rsg.ms/1hUDXAu

goole, Monday, 31 March 2014 16:21 (ten years ago) link

i also joined a crew. i asked the crew owner to add me and he sent me this:

welcome gool XO RESPECT,TEAMWORK,HAVINGFUN and LOYALTY 2 XO crew active crew with loyaal members! (non-active will be removed).one Crew One Team One tag "XOXO ON TOP" https://twitter.com/XOXOGTA5CREW ---see you on GTAV ONLINE :)

goole, Monday, 31 March 2014 16:24 (ten years ago) link

I was in first place in a race but then goole killed me, setting me off on a cascade of other people killing me, and then I finished in like 10th place.

polyphonic, Monday, 31 March 2014 17:11 (ten years ago) link

sorry dog i don't even know what i'm doing out there it's crazy

goole, Monday, 31 March 2014 17:14 (ten years ago) link

seriously tho i had no idea that was you.

i raced a bunch against a crew of reddit dudes. i was able to keep myself from making fedora jokes.

goole, Monday, 31 March 2014 17:19 (ten years ago) link

xbox motherfuckers.

No, it's cool. Got the lobby all to myself.

pplains, Monday, 31 March 2014 17:20 (ten years ago) link

I ain't mad atcha gooley.

polyphonic, Monday, 31 March 2014 17:58 (ten years ago) link

I tried using my new headset for the first time the other day with a rando and regretted it immediately. Nothing makes me feel like I'm wasting my life more than small talk with xbox teenagers.

polyphonic, Monday, 31 March 2014 18:01 (ten years ago) link

so s1ocki, did you find the subway?

http://i.imgur.com/ZwUDBSl.jpg

pplains, Thursday, 3 April 2014 21:56 (ten years ago) link

Haha, I love this stupid fucking game.

]http://i.imgur.com/yxbIopO.jpg

pplains, Friday, 4 April 2014 00:18 (ten years ago) link

I just don't get anything like that from the online play, all I get is jerky gameplay and people driving around trying to kill me. It lasts about ten minutes then i'm back to single player mode.

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 4 April 2014 08:26 (ten years ago) link

I've found the free mode to be a bit nasty, yeah. But online missions and races, etc - so much fun. Even though I suck at them, so much fun.

there was a definite cool-factor in tupac's hologram (stevie), Friday, 4 April 2014 08:36 (ten years ago) link

I stole a dude's tank last night! It was my first time driving one extensively. Man chased me all the way up the west coast highway in passive mode trying to get it back. Killed him anyway by blowing up the car he was driving.

Other players sped by me and I didn't even take a shot. Had too much fun blowing police helicopters out of the sky like it was Duck Hunt. I still hate tanks in MP, but that almost made up for the 727 times I've been spawn killed.

I eventually drove it into the ocean and accepted a Rooftop Rumble invitation to get out of there.

pplains, Friday, 4 April 2014 11:19 (ten years ago) link

I actually whacked a guy with a high bounty on his head the other evening - like I say, I suck at videogames so this was a rare and thoroughly satisfying moment. He was clearly bummed about it though, and proceeded to chase me down in a helicopter. He almost caught me too, only I crashed into another car on the road, which enabled me to watch him smash the chopper into a nearby building.

He later placed a bounty on my head, and I almost immediately let someone else kill me, and afterwards texted my murderer that I hope he enjoyed the cash. It's important, I think, to not take any of this too seriously and maintain a sense of gamesmanship.

there was a definite cool-factor in tupac's hologram (stevie), Friday, 4 April 2014 11:36 (ten years ago) link

http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/news/article/52217/Grand-Theft-Auto-Online-Spring-Updates

all sounds pretty cool to me. more garage space! noncontact racing!

goole, Monday, 7 April 2014 18:18 (ten years ago) link

Hell, I wish they could do noncontact racing in one-man races, like how Grand Turismo used to show your Lap 1 car going up against your Lap 2 car.

pplains, Monday, 7 April 2014 18:19 (ten years ago) link

I hear there's a possible story line dlc coming out later this year too

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Tuesday, 8 April 2014 13:05 (ten years ago) link

I only just discovered the Rat-Loader van last week, considering the hours I've put into this game I find that incredible.

It can be modded pretty funky as well

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Tuesday, 8 April 2014 13:07 (ten years ago) link

i was in LA for 10 days and getting constant weird deja vu "i murdered a man... there..."

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 10 April 2014 15:14 (ten years ago) link

Ha, now you know how General Patton felt when he arrived at Greece and started telling everyone he had fought there before.

pplains, Thursday, 10 April 2014 15:22 (ten years ago) link

fanboy rumormill was saying tomorrow was going to be the release of the 1.13 update. the creator tool is unavailable right now. hmmm...

goole, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:12 (ten years ago) link

Online loading times are ridic

calstars, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 12:15 (ten years ago) link


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