so dumb lol
― Nhex, Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:42 (seven years ago) link
i learned a valuable kitten lesson
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:44 (seven years ago) link
too irresistable not to type "eat cactus"
― Guangchang, thank you man (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 July 2016 06:55 (seven years ago) link
it wouldn't let me pee on the cactus, knock it over or hiss at it, so I just had to eat it instead
had to
― a passing spacecadet, Friday, 22 July 2016 09:50 (seven years ago) link
Glad to know I wasn't the only one who tried peeing on the cactus.
― emil.y, Friday, 22 July 2016 12:06 (seven years ago) link
i won the game
― a simba man (Will M.), Friday, 22 July 2016 14:34 (seven years ago) link
(i tried a few things and then eventually closed the window before eating it)
both ate and learned
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 22 July 2016 14:41 (seven years ago) link
i won on the first command. the equivalent command loses the game in "don't shit your pants".
― remove butt (abanana), Friday, 22 July 2016 15:52 (seven years ago) link
http://jhollands.co.uk/spaceplan/
― mick signals, Thursday, 11 August 2016 01:42 (seven years ago) link
sounds and animation, HOW DARE THEY
― Nhex, Thursday, 11 August 2016 02:14 (seven years ago) link
I hate you for this
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 11 August 2016 03:21 (seven years ago) link
Damnit. Sucked in again...
― schwantz, Thursday, 11 August 2016 06:30 (seven years ago) link
I opened it up, clicked a few times, felt my pupils begin to dilate and then x'd out of the tab so hard I almost jammed my finger. Not today.
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 11 August 2016 12:26 (seven years ago) link
If it helps, its very short.
― glumdalclitch, Thursday, 11 August 2016 12:27 (seven years ago) link
Aw, doesn't stay on when you close the window. Disappoint.
― Nhex, Thursday, 11 August 2016 12:41 (seven years ago) link
xp good to know actually
stayed ~4 minutes late at work just to play this before succeeding in closing tab
― the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Thursday, 11 August 2016 12:56 (seven years ago) link
Thanks to this I learned about http://www.kingedward.co.uk/king_edward_potato_baker Which to be quite honest is kind of amazing and whomever wrote the copy for their website should get a hug.
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 11 August 2016 13:18 (seven years ago) link
Spaceplan is cute! And it's staying on for me when I change tabs at least.
― Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 11 August 2016 16:26 (seven years ago) link
I mean this whole genre is basically dumb and none will ever catch me like that initial rush of Candy Box a few years (!) back, but I liked this one's "voice" if you will.
― Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 11 August 2016 16:27 (seven years ago) link
Does anyone know of a Tablet version of a game similar to Captain Forever?
― PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Sunday, 18 June 2017 16:01 (six years ago) link
http://monsterbreeder.com/
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 8 February 2018 20:18 (six years ago) link
hilarious! and i feel guilty for sinking time into it
― Nhex, Thursday, 8 February 2018 23:24 (six years ago) link
That's my day wiped out
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 9 February 2018 00:18 (six years ago) link
sorry for being a vector
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 9 February 2018 00:23 (six years ago) link
ok. i have created a dog treat monster and two others. 0.3% of breeds discovered.
i am closing the tab. i am not going to visit ever again. this stops here.
― Karl Malone, Friday, 9 February 2018 00:37 (six years ago) link
I just had Jason Voorhees and a skeleton mating, and it became... Jason Bonehees. This obviously is the best game ever.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 9 February 2018 00:38 (six years ago) link
i should at least buy some aquatic gear so i can capture that shark really quick
― Karl Malone, Friday, 9 February 2018 00:42 (six years ago) link
I got to 1.8% on the breeds, definitely need to stop
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 9 February 2018 00:43 (six years ago) link
*a distant cry of "fooooooorks!!! foooooooooooooorks!" echoes down a corridor beyond sight*
― Karl Malone, Friday, 9 February 2018 00:43 (six years ago) link
you have made a James Malone!it's super effective
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 9 February 2018 00:44 (six years ago) link
i don't think it'll suck you up for too long. i played for a bit but after i unlocked the permit and whatever i mean how many combinations of monsters do you really feel like you need to find. esp once you've found them all and searched all the locations. but if there is a /true/ late game plz inform.
― Mordy, Friday, 9 February 2018 00:46 (six years ago) link
11.2%. Someone beat that so I can feel less bad
― Nhex, Friday, 9 February 2018 00:46 (six years ago) link
7.8% sorry
― Mordy, Friday, 9 February 2018 00:50 (six years ago) link
if you breed without a license do the cops go after you?
― adam the (abanana), Friday, 9 February 2018 01:09 (six years ago) link
you can get busted by one of your customers but i think if you ask each of them if they're a cop you can avoid that.
― Mordy, Friday, 9 February 2018 01:18 (six years ago) link
i got busted. lost all my monsters which was good cuz i quit
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 9 February 2018 02:02 (six years ago) link
Made it to 9.8% but I have the biggest truck and have seem to have explored everywhere so not sure I need to go on. But it swallowed up my workday very effectively.
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 9 February 2018 05:39 (six years ago) link
Of course, XENOMORPH + JASON VOORHEES = JASON X.
― Nhex, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 02:41 (six years ago) link
I bred Freddy Kreuger with one I can't remember and got Chad Kroeger.Blob + Zombie gives Blob Zombie.
― adam the (abanana), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 08:51 (six years ago) link
It was Freddy Krueger + Chucky
― Nhex, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:36 (six years ago) link
THE DEVIL + HANNIBAL LECTER = DAMNABLE LECTER
― Nhex, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:37 (six years ago) link
aw damn, did anyone do sasquatch + michael myers yet (it's an abomichael snowmyers)
― flippy bard (Will M.), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 00:31 (six years ago) link
you'd think Shrek would combine well due to Neil C's Smash Mouth/Shrek memes, but it just adds "shrek" to the start or end of everything.
neil shreked me.
― adam the (abanana), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 02:14 (six years ago) link
Family is a neat little investigate em up (kind of like a mix of Hypnospace Outlaw and Obra Dinn) where you have to figure out who the members of a bunch of fictitious British indie bands from 1985-1995 by listening to their songs and reading articles about them. The details are all really good and the fake songs aren't half bad (and all seem to match up with real world equivalents). It can be played in browser or downloaded for free and takes about 30 mins to an hour to beat.
https://owl-skip.itch.io/family
― Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Thursday, 6 August 2020 19:14 (three years ago) link
Pretty fun, excellent concept and good music. Couldn't figure out the last five. Love that Kate Bush-inspired "Easy Tiger" cover art.
― Nhex, Thursday, 6 August 2020 22:05 (three years ago) link
Ha, yeah, this was fun. Impressive that they recorded stuff for each band. I did find it ran horribly, full of lag, on my computer though.
― emil.y, Friday, 7 August 2020 13:40 (three years ago) link
thanks for this; i put in a good and enjoyable hour right up until the last five... those required lots of trial and error but i finally got it right... there's no clear answer to who Dova Pavlova's drummer is! Turns out it's the replacement drummer for Easy Tiger if anyone's having issues there. That, plus the other member of Klanger, gave me fits but it's a good feeling to turn the key.
https://familygame.bandcamp.com/album/family-game-soundtrack
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 21:21 (three years ago) link
https://dreadpon.itch.io/banners-begone
it's a clicker! it will only take you about an hour.
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 05:26 (three years ago) link