game-related lolz of some fashion

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oh upthread, soz

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 4 September 2014 16:59 (nine years ago) link

Madden giferator bringing the lols

http://i.imgur.com/WcWz57l.gif

http://i.imgur.com/mjJx3fZ.gif

, Saturday, 6 September 2014 00:39 (nine years ago) link

http://goo.gl/tCP6kq

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Saturday, 6 September 2014 01:14 (nine years ago) link

Lmao

, Saturday, 6 September 2014 01:16 (nine years ago) link

XD

, Saturday, 6 September 2014 01:39 (nine years ago) link

<3 love these <3

emil.y, Saturday, 6 September 2014 02:01 (nine years ago) link

quality lols

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 6 September 2014 02:03 (nine years ago) link

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pplains, Saturday, 6 September 2014 03:14 (nine years ago) link

lol

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Saturday, 6 September 2014 03:15 (nine years ago) link

haha, i deserve that.

pplains, Saturday, 6 September 2014 03:15 (nine years ago) link

http://fat.gfycat.com/FarflungThatCrab.gif

pplains, Saturday, 6 September 2014 03:15 (nine years ago) link

loool

Karl Malone, Saturday, 6 September 2014 04:16 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/NAequS7.gif

, Saturday, 6 September 2014 12:44 (nine years ago) link

these are amazing

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Saturday, 6 September 2014 13:11 (nine years ago) link

i'm losin' it

Nhex, Saturday, 6 September 2014 16:55 (nine years ago) link

"illegal use of words"

http://i.imgur.com/wi1ZGzk.png

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Saturday, 6 September 2014 22:14 (nine years ago) link

It didn't like BLOOD and TERROR either.

So think of another social media platform to utilize, Islamic State!

pplains, Saturday, 6 September 2014 22:23 (nine years ago) link

http://goo.gl/Zw9C9z

panic disorder pixie (Sanpaku), Sunday, 7 September 2014 06:45 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Kotaku curating the lost gems of Steam

http://i.imgur.com/6t6UcEO.png

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 23:46 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/8c7nXOG.gif

No Chill

, Monday, 29 September 2014 11:38 (nine years ago) link

terrifying

Mordy, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 20:07 (nine years ago) link

Second and third pics look like characters from the next Star Wars movie.

wackness unlimited (snoball), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 20:13 (nine years ago) link

acutally I was thinking more some species from mass effect

anonanon, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 20:37 (nine years ago) link

holy

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 9 October 2014 17:11 (nine years ago) link

*Mmph MMPH MMPPH!!* (it's a trap!)

Nhex, Thursday, 9 October 2014 17:58 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/S3oDvZy.jpg

kernel poo (am0n), Monday, 13 October 2014 23:51 (nine years ago) link

^ I sent a physical copy of this to forks

, Monday, 13 October 2014 23:59 (nine years ago) link

Wow, games looked different 17 years ago. You should post a Lode Runner screen shot for the big laughs.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 00:00 (nine years ago) link

actual screenshot?

kernel poo (am0n), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 00:04 (nine years ago) link

Has anyone ever died playing a videogame?

kernel poo (am0n), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 00:09 (nine years ago) link

M2 EXCLUSIVE!

anonanon, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 00:20 (nine years ago) link

I posted that cover to neogaf 5 years ago. I think I made it popular.

abanana, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 00:29 (nine years ago) link

i showed it to my friends in the cafeteria the day after it came out and started an early movement that thought it was a cool cover

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 00:47 (nine years ago) link

i've been saving a few chunks of those magazines for scanning; debated scanning the duke nukem/lara croft janet jackson rs cover but i feel like we can all do well enough
That magazine was great btw! Back when people printed enough info in magazines to choke a horse.

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 01:03 (nine years ago) link

Wow, games looked different 17 years ago. You should post a Lode Runner screen shot for the big laughs.

― EZ Snappin, Monday, October 13, 2014 8:00 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

for me the lols here are at myself, because 17 years ago i probably did think that looked pretty awesome

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 04:03 (nine years ago) link

I definitely saw that exact cover at the time thanks to a friend who subscribed to that and it definitely blew my mind

I remember re-reading their greatest 100 games of all time article many times. iirc bomberman was ranked really high and Mario 64 might even have been #1 despite having just been released?

anonanon, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 04:10 (nine years ago) link

Wow, games looked different 17 years ago. You should post a Lode Runner screen shot for the big laughs.

― EZ Snappin, Monday, October 13, 2014 8:00 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^^ not in the spirit of this thread

Terrific ribbon, Moe (stevie), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 09:43 (nine years ago) link

yeah I remember being astonished by the first screenshots of Unreal. I've evidently lost whatever sense of distinction I had back then coz now that image doesn't seem notably better than e.g. Mario 64.

Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 17:21 (nine years ago) link

having just finished dayo's treasure trove of game magazines I can categorically state that N64 games are ugly as sin

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 17:42 (nine years ago) link

I hated the look of 1st gen 3d games so much I entirely stopped console gaming after SNES. Mario 64 looked ok but Super Mario World was way more beautiful to look at.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 17:59 (nine years ago) link

I love this period of low poly art and that Unreal screen still looks awesome. I thought you guys were into this stuff.

bamcquern, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 19:48 (nine years ago) link

totally with you adam, I despise that era of graphics

Nhex, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 21:51 (nine years ago) link

You guys are weird.

bamcquern, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 21:53 (nine years ago) link

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7f842go701qbg15ro1_500.gif

slam dunk, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 17:43 (nine years ago) link

we are devo

am0n, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 17:55 (nine years ago) link

AMALZING GRAPHICS

Nhex, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 18:08 (nine years ago) link

the crawl text is so great
GAME HAS NO MULTIPLAYER MODE, JUST AS IN REAL LIFE YOU ARE ALWAYS ALONE

Nhex, Thursday, 16 October 2014 01:15 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/NATb5kz.jpg

Karl Malone, Friday, 17 October 2014 00:22 (nine years ago) link

Ace

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Friday, 17 October 2014 06:32 (nine years ago) link

lol what the fuck

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 17 October 2014 15:21 (nine years ago) link

lol

am0n, Friday, 17 October 2014 15:23 (nine years ago) link

this is more CG related than game related but

http://vimeo.com/109169719

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Friday, 17 October 2014 16:38 (nine years ago) link

well, *i* laughed anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5scparvQWE

polyphonic, Wednesday, 22 October 2014 23:41 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3Pv4c4Qz9w

, Friday, 24 October 2014 11:49 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/p1efL5N.png

, Friday, 24 October 2014 12:12 (nine years ago) link

heh

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 25 October 2014 15:27 (nine years ago) link

haters gonna hate

bizarro gazzara, Saturday, 25 October 2014 17:06 (nine years ago) link

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me4ob8SeRS1ruhgpto1_400.gif

Merdeyeux, Sunday, 26 October 2014 00:17 (nine years ago) link

Bubsy superfan Ulillillia teaches you to make Hamburger Helper the Ulillillia way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcLTCvQ4ZuE

polyphonic, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 19:03 (nine years ago) link

xp i imagine Ash with Matt Berry's voice saying "Fuuuuuuuuuuuck you!"

Nhex, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 20:17 (nine years ago) link

http://cdn.gifstache.com/2012/7/18/gifstache.com_813_1342603901.gif

am0n, Friday, 31 October 2014 20:15 (nine years ago) link

Lol brilliant

kinder, Friday, 31 October 2014 20:47 (nine years ago) link

lmao it took 10x for me to notice the woman

caucasity and the sundance kid (goole), Friday, 31 October 2014 21:09 (nine years ago) link

what is that gif about?

NI, Saturday, 1 November 2014 05:05 (nine years ago) link

Qwop

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Saturday, 1 November 2014 05:15 (nine years ago) link

haha
but what is that person doing in the background?

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Saturday, 1 November 2014 10:19 (nine years ago) link

playing Qwop

The Falun Gong Show (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 November 2014 10:24 (nine years ago) link

http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html

Nhex, Saturday, 1 November 2014 20:11 (nine years ago) link

best i got was 3 meters before getting bored with it

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 2 November 2014 02:16 (nine years ago) link

hold up and press start imo

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 01:07 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/NHYp9vq.jpg

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 14:56 (nine years ago) link

anything to get assassin's creed fans to shave i'm ok with

antexit, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 23:39 (nine years ago) link

Nobody says they'll shave south of the jawline, however

Neckbread (Will M.), Thursday, 6 November 2014 02:24 (nine years ago) link

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/pmsfzxqzvgkuhbh6wiaz.jpg

am0n, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 20:23 (nine years ago) link

moffe?

goole, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 20:24 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhl5yjMY0Ws

am0n, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 19:56 (nine years ago) link

also:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&persist_app=1&v=-PkzIGSyjLQ

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 20:54 (nine years ago) link

hmm. follow link for more unity lolz I guess

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 20:55 (nine years ago) link

here you go

http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=-PkzIGSyjLQ

polyphonic, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 20:57 (nine years ago) link

lol i guess not

polyphonic, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 20:58 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PkzIGSyjLQ

polyphonic, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 20:58 (nine years ago) link

got there in the end - thanks!

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 21:00 (nine years ago) link

unity, the gift that keeps on giving

http://i.imgur.com/c52Qvab.jpg

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 13 November 2014 15:19 (nine years ago) link

sum pro gamer handshake lolz

http://i.imgur.com/uWOWetb.gif
http://i.imgur.com/AwLIvis.gif

phil phish (diamonddave85), Friday, 14 November 2014 01:47 (nine years ago) link

hah

Nhex, Friday, 14 November 2014 02:31 (nine years ago) link

the new fable is gonna be awesome

So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 November 2014 20:18 (nine years ago) link

how many times has that been said, and later regretted?

Nhex, Monday, 17 November 2014 21:52 (nine years ago) link

xxp that's a Stella Artois ad I can get behind

just like Nietzsche but with jokes (snoball), Monday, 17 November 2014 22:00 (nine years ago) link

i remember the heady days of 2000/01 when black and white was going to be the best game of all time

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Monday, 17 November 2014 22:01 (nine years ago) link

lol, i'm kidding

So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 November 2014 22:15 (nine years ago) link

lol don't hate on the Smash

Nhex, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 05:51 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9v4Gzm5Gwa4

am0n, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 15:23 (nine years ago) link

http://jigxorandy.itch.io/game-of-the-year

am0n, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 15:28 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/wW5Cgy2.png

Kelly Gang Carey and the Mantels (ledge), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 13:08 (nine years ago) link

('acne' was mine, the next two matched automatically)

Kelly Gang Carey and the Mantels (ledge), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 13:08 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/YtWbfAe.jpg

, Thursday, 4 December 2014 13:36 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDE4rsLVB9A

poxy fülvous (abanana), Thursday, 4 December 2014 18:36 (nine years ago) link

sold

a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 December 2014 19:01 (nine years ago) link

lollll

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 4 December 2014 19:06 (nine years ago) link

#gamergate was right

and I explained the Bechdel Test to her (sleepingbag), Thursday, 4 December 2014 21:20 (nine years ago) link

xps lol ledge

Nhex, Thursday, 4 December 2014 21:31 (nine years ago) link

Have you noticed that a Seinfeld episode and Resident Evil 1 have the same sound effect?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3e8OkgqJQI

stephan dawkins (missingNO), Sunday, 14 December 2014 16:52 (nine years ago) link

How did this happen? :)

a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 14 December 2014 17:44 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5mxVzvvxQo

polyphonic, Monday, 15 December 2014 20:44 (nine years ago) link

https://twitter.com/notch/status/545729155359207426

polyphonic, Friday, 19 December 2014 00:53 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdoKFvT14nY

, Friday, 2 January 2015 02:46 (nine years ago) link

high quality lolz

MAYBE HE'S NOT THE BEST THIGH SLAPPER IN THE WORLD (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 January 2015 02:48 (nine years ago) link

loool Picasso painting otm

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 2 January 2015 02:55 (nine years ago) link

the garden of zen

poxy fülvous (abanana), Friday, 2 January 2015 03:04 (nine years ago) link

that was good

Nhex, Friday, 2 January 2015 16:51 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/FHnO7QJ.png

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 9 January 2015 18:24 (nine years ago) link

ahahaha I really want that to be a real thing that somebody did

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 9 January 2015 18:29 (nine years ago) link

man, the avatar plus the story is just amazing

shmup....smug....shmub....shmug.... (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 January 2015 18:40 (nine years ago) link

Lack of deposit insurance kind of a downside tho

The Understated Twee Hotel On A Mountain (silby), Friday, 9 January 2015 21:14 (nine years ago) link

who are you gonna trust more, the CDC or Mario?

shmup....smug....shmub....shmug.... (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 January 2015 21:55 (nine years ago) link

Read it all in Fred's voice too.

pplains, Friday, 9 January 2015 22:57 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/nvcqZkf.jpg

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Sunday, 11 January 2015 22:56 (nine years ago) link

awesome now, will be horrible once they become ubiquitous

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 11 January 2015 23:28 (nine years ago) link

the freudian bathroom

♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Sunday, 11 January 2015 23:36 (nine years ago) link

Well, well, well, and my name does just happen to be Seymour.

pplains, Monday, 12 January 2015 00:54 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70Vrww78at0

polyphonic, Monday, 12 January 2015 22:23 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/XKUsIsH.png

, Friday, 16 January 2015 14:10 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7AOjigCAAEDzT3.jpg

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 16 January 2015 15:57 (nine years ago) link

*drops bomb*

The Understated Twee Hotel On A Mountain (silby), Friday, 16 January 2015 20:01 (nine years ago) link

nice

Nhex, Friday, 16 January 2015 20:41 (nine years ago) link

bing dong ding dong DOON DONG DING DONG

Doctor Casino, Friday, 16 January 2015 21:26 (nine years ago) link

wall chicken

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 16 January 2015 23:09 (nine years ago) link

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2015/01/hotline-miami-2-developer-to-censored-australians-just-pirate-it/

Following the Australian Classification Board's recent decision to refuse classification to Hotline Miami 2, effectively barring the game from sale in the country, designer Jonatan Söderström has a piece of advice for people affected by the decision: "Just pirate it!

Nhex, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 16:14 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5s3T47ZtIk

am0n, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 16:16 (nine years ago) link

excellent!!!

Nhex, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 20:45 (nine years ago) link

^

♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 21:11 (nine years ago) link

Old joke done well. cf http://www.pbfcomics.com/134/

poxy fülvous (abanana), Thursday, 22 January 2015 01:20 (nine years ago) link

Brilliant ad.

jmm, Thursday, 22 January 2015 04:34 (nine years ago) link

Totally thought hte mom was gonna start playing

, Thursday, 22 January 2015 05:00 (nine years ago) link

strafe looks fun!

Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 January 2015 05:56 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14wqBA5Q1yc

Mordy, Thursday, 22 January 2015 22:54 (nine years ago) link

this one i don't even understand how it is possible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q459TRDmHVs

Mordy, Thursday, 22 January 2015 23:05 (nine years ago) link

jesus that SMW glitch is mental

Nhex, Thursday, 22 January 2015 23:35 (nine years ago) link

There's a tool-assisted one for Yoshi's Island that involves an "infinite tongue glitch". http://tasvideos.org/4523S.html

poxy fülvous (abanana), Friday, 23 January 2015 02:59 (nine years ago) link

infinite tongues assisting tools, you say

Doctor Casino, Friday, 23 January 2015 03:03 (nine years ago) link

sorry, sorry, that was unworthy of ilx

Doctor Casino, Friday, 23 January 2015 03:03 (nine years ago) link

SMW glitch reminds me of many hours spent playing console games with a GAMEFAQS printout in one hand

, Friday, 23 January 2015 12:49 (nine years ago) link

cant believe the ps4 has been out for 20 years

otm rcuise (Will M.), Friday, 30 January 2015 17:46 (nine years ago) link

and the last guardian still isn't out

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 30 January 2015 17:51 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaTYFs380rI

polyphonic, Friday, 30 January 2015 19:44 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4XgxfpBqrI

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 30 January 2015 20:01 (nine years ago) link

that second life vid lmao

am0n, Friday, 30 January 2015 20:11 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/ybxXXx4.jpg

bizarro gazzara, Saturday, 31 January 2015 09:25 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/sJWe9Kk.gif
http://i.imgur.com/EyWos0D.png

, Saturday, 31 January 2015 13:48 (nine years ago) link

hehe

kinder, Saturday, 31 January 2015 14:02 (nine years ago) link

What's the game?

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Saturday, 31 January 2015 15:06 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B9qWidAIIAA2Hj-.jpg

polyphonic, Thursday, 12 February 2015 19:58 (nine years ago) link

my new favorite genre of game

Mordy, Thursday, 12 February 2015 20:00 (nine years ago) link

*soul exits body*

stately, plump buck angel (silby), Thursday, 12 February 2015 21:36 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/OPwzAXnLBhL

, Sunday, 15 February 2015 18:50 (nine years ago) link

xp fuckin amazing!!

Nhex, Sunday, 15 February 2015 19:52 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxgShppev8E

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 17 February 2015 05:41 (nine years ago) link

"You're the last person that should be speaking about personal troubles," tweeted another follower, Majora's Mask, perhaps referring to Knoblauch's legal woes, which include an arrest last year for assault on his ex-wife.

Nhex, Tuesday, 17 February 2015 15:31 (nine years ago) link

cross posted here because why not

http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/mysterious-shadows-skullshadow-island-1880#2

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 19 February 2015 19:11 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-Txh1ACYAAtmwq.jpg

LOOOOOL

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 20 February 2015 20:15 (nine years ago) link

'Press X to vanquish thy foe'

0xFE Shades of Grey (snoball), Friday, 20 February 2015 20:18 (nine years ago) link

Are we laughing at strategy guides for QTE's ?

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 20 February 2015 21:01 (nine years ago) link

i am

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 20 February 2015 21:12 (nine years ago) link

me too, was just checking

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 20 February 2015 22:16 (nine years ago) link

I gotta assume this has already made it here but I don't care

http://youtu.be/zFnbaNTLKxg

a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:29 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D27IkB3-dHg

Mordy, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:34 (nine years ago) link

holy fucking shit

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:38 (nine years ago) link

three minutes of that broke my brain

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:41 (nine years ago) link

Is that game meant to be played tool-assisted? So that it's more like a puzzle? Cool idea if so.

jmm, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 17:24 (nine years ago) link

Has anyone compiled soundtracks from these style 80s infomercial rock? I'd imagine you could put together a 3xCD box set of the stuff.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 26 February 2015 17:15 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-zDKc3W8AEC9Cd.jpg

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 February 2015 22:25 (nine years ago) link

That car chase is insane!

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 27 February 2015 01:32 (nine years ago) link

er...wrong thread

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 27 February 2015 01:39 (nine years ago) link

Jack & Rich Evans from RedLetterMedia streamed most of The Order: 1886 last night. Rich Evans' loudly profane reaction to the ending of the game is a thing of beauty.

The full Twitch archive of it should be up within a day or two.

Delbert Gravy (kingfish), Friday, 27 February 2015 04:59 (nine years ago) link

http://attackofthefanboy.com/news/sony-developer-disagrees-review-scores-order1886-calls-press-hateful/
i'm gonna watch the ending now; will report back.

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 February 2015 06:37 (nine years ago) link

man, nextgen gaming is v v pretty btw

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 February 2015 06:40 (nine years ago) link

and yet, the best we can do for gameplay is still QTE huh

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 February 2015 06:40 (nine years ago) link

wow, so this thing is basically heavy rain with werewolves
werewolves with extensively lengthy health bars

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 February 2015 06:42 (nine years ago) link

not even a dialogue tree! lots of yelling, tho. and some rutger hauer style "time to die" ish at the climax speech.

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 February 2015 06:46 (nine years ago) link

lol at "press R2 to shoot your friend in the head and end the game"
it's about ethics in game scripting
okay, what's after the credits

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 February 2015 06:48 (nine years ago) link

more credits and a trophy. awesome, i just saved some money.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pYUqWsSINA

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 February 2015 06:49 (nine years ago) link

1:16 in the luigi death stare video, angry guy wearing dress shoes is a nice touch

cis-het shitlord (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 28 February 2015 04:09 (nine years ago) link

I want 2 believe

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 2 March 2015 15:51 (nine years ago) link

Not a real TV, but not a 'shop

poxy fülvous (abanana), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 01:56 (nine years ago) link

yeah how would they power it

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 10:59 (nine years ago) link

Sorry to break it to you abanana but that water is definitely shopped.

JimD, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 11:05 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG0zJ89Fv8c

Worth it for when they react to the ending

Delbert Gravy (kingfish), Monday, 9 March 2015 06:54 (nine years ago) link

Press X to courageously overcome hesitation and accept terrible responsibility thus enacting tragic denouement

jmm, Monday, 9 March 2015 16:47 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/IyuguCO.jpg

Infostealer.Steamfishi (am0n), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 16:10 (nine years ago) link

ok lol

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 16:27 (nine years ago) link

nodding appreciatively over here

goole, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 18:00 (nine years ago) link

This seems relevant:

visited a used video games shop in Tulsa named after a season 7 Simpsons video game joke.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_3wafJWIAAk2QF.jpg

Delbert Gravy (kingfish), Thursday, 12 March 2015 04:52 (nine years ago) link

Eh, if they were HARDCORE they would've named it THRILLHO

Nhex, Thursday, 12 March 2015 05:24 (nine years ago) link

They had working TIME WARRIORS and SNOW BROS arcade standups in there:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUTR83OCWpo

Delbert Gravy (kingfish), Thursday, 12 March 2015 06:07 (nine years ago) link

nhex otm

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 12 March 2015 09:29 (nine years ago) link

thrillhouse (except spelled haus) was also the name of the illegal show venue i ran w/ my friend in his basement hahaha

where is this video game store? did they have a bonestorm poster?

GGGOAT: greatest goat game of all time (Will M.), Thursday, 12 March 2015 14:16 (nine years ago) link

they vastly underestimated the banner size they would need for that storefront imo

stately, plump buck angel (silby), Thursday, 12 March 2015 15:46 (nine years ago) link

maybe they ran the store out of a lemonade stand for a while and decided for sentimental reasons to take their banner with them when they moved into a store

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 12 March 2015 15:48 (nine years ago) link

They're a modest thrillhouse.

jmm, Thursday, 12 March 2015 15:52 (nine years ago) link

Worth it for when they react to the ending
― Delbert Gravy (kingfish), Monday, March 9, 2015 2:54 AM

man those guys are brutal, i like it. they gave a similar review for alien:isolation

Infostealer.Steamfishi (am0n), Thursday, 12 March 2015 17:48 (nine years ago) link

Tulsa, OK.

Nice guys. Good prices, considering.

Delbert Gravy (kingfish), Friday, 13 March 2015 06:09 (nine years ago) link

All these Korea Saturday Night Live GTA skits really.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc9Cip7wGHE

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Sunday, 15 March 2015 00:02 (nine years ago) link

i'm a sucker for AI pathing jokes

Nhex, Sunday, 15 March 2015 04:11 (nine years ago) link

uh

http://i.imgur.com/siv4VdC.png

who is dankey kang (Karl Malone), Sunday, 15 March 2015 16:21 (nine years ago) link

Come on not this again, my Lord!

Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Sunday, 15 March 2015 16:56 (nine years ago) link

once you're inside your friends

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 15 March 2015 17:56 (nine years ago) link

was i targeted for an ad for Proficient City Legend Knight because

a) i use the word "proficient" on twitter last night
b) i was on an iOS strategy/rpg review site
c) something about my internet history suggests that i like free-to-play masturbation rpgs
d) all of the above

who is dankey kang (Karl Malone), Sunday, 15 March 2015 18:25 (nine years ago) link

ste - did you find those snl korea vids from the genius tumblr? love the dating sim one

GGGOAT: greatest goat game of all time (Will M.), Monday, 16 March 2015 03:37 (nine years ago) link

xp just on ytube from watching Genius bts vids. Yeah seen the dating sim one too. Love them

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Monday, 16 March 2015 09:46 (nine years ago) link

xp haha!!

Nhex, Monday, 16 March 2015 14:28 (nine years ago) link

Yoshi "shades"/robot eyes are nice

Nhex, Monday, 16 March 2015 14:29 (nine years ago) link

For those who thought that the best thing about the ZX Spectrum was it's keyboard...
http://sinclairzxspectrum.elite-systems.co.uk/
...a Bluetooth keyboard shaped like a ZX Spectrum.

Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Monday, 16 March 2015 18:59 (nine years ago) link

£100???

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 16 March 2015 21:44 (nine years ago) link

bargain

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Monday, 16 March 2015 21:49 (nine years ago) link

The 48K ZX Spectrum was £175 at launch.

Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Monday, 16 March 2015 21:50 (nine years ago) link

I have a feeling that anyone actually interested in this product already has either a working Spectrum, or a dead Spectrum, a bootflashed Arduino, and a Bluetooth module in a pile of wires on their workbench.

Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Monday, 16 March 2015 21:52 (nine years ago) link

It quickly dropped to £129, iir. That's what I paid for mine (although gutted because I missed the rubber key'd version and ended up with a Speccy + which although had some nice extra keys ah I really like that old design)

And so, will be buying.

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Monday, 16 March 2015 21:53 (nine years ago) link

xp, LOL yes I have a dead Speccy +

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Monday, 16 March 2015 21:53 (nine years ago) link

I preferred the Spectrum+. Hated the +2 and +3, although their crappy keyboards were strangely predictive of modern laptop style keyboards.

Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Monday, 16 March 2015 21:56 (nine years ago) link

http://www.agm.me.uk/blog/2014/07/zx-keyboard.php
^^^ this guy's mod doesn't have the Bluetooth module, but for a bonus he built it primarily for use with a Spectrum emulator running on a Raspberry Pi.

Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Monday, 16 March 2015 21:59 (nine years ago) link

I'm gutted mine is dead to be honest, I was given it and hundreds of old tapes and a tape recorder. I wanted to hold a speccy night for a select group of friends but after five minutes of use the aerial connector came loose and was impossible to solder back on.

xp ha cool

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Monday, 16 March 2015 21:59 (nine years ago) link

My summer hols endlessly tapping away copying the code out of a library book to make a 'breakout'-style game, getting bored with that and playing Repton

kinder, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 05:13 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgATwkWnu2c

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 19 March 2015 19:49 (nine years ago) link

sigh i admit i laughed at the shower with your dad game

Nhex, Friday, 20 March 2015 06:41 (nine years ago) link

videos not clear on this but it's a RAGE-"quit"-ality

Nhex, Sunday, 22 March 2015 16:55 (nine years ago) link

43 hour turn in Hearthstone being streamed, currently 22 hours in http://www.twitch.tv/mamytwink

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 11:00 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oka1XfJuSc8

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hong_Kong_97_%28video_game%29

I can't believe this is a real thing.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 29 March 2015 23:55 (nine years ago) link

well, that was oddly disturbing

Nhex, Monday, 30 March 2015 04:53 (nine years ago) link

A herd of fuckin' ugly reds. are rushing from the mainland

circa1916, Monday, 30 March 2015 10:59 (nine years ago) link

The whole thing looks like a weird hoax, just the fact that no physical copy has ever been seen is a bit suspect. It looks like exactly what would happen if you could somehow send a really terrible flash game back in time and put it onto a SNES cartridge in 1997.

Pheeel, Monday, 30 March 2015 17:51 (nine years ago) link

Very 1997 shareware IMO, much more than SNES, especially the look of the digitized still images.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 30 March 2015 22:13 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/O0xETKMLPpt

I need a full version

, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 12:05 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/A8RM2Wg.jpg

am0n, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 21:44 (nine years ago) link

LOL

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 22:33 (nine years ago) link

haha

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 23:50 (nine years ago) link

OK

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 02:58 (nine years ago) link

kafkaesque

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 08:44 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vFf8ivoURw

am0n, Thursday, 2 April 2015 17:17 (nine years ago) link

"Doesn't say anything in the rulebook about the ball boy not being allowed to steal a live ball to allow an in-the-park home run..."

GGGOAT: greatest goat game of all time (Will M.), Thursday, 2 April 2015 17:25 (nine years ago) link

LOL

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 2 April 2015 17:33 (nine years ago) link

omg it's mesmerizing

GGGOAT: greatest goat game of all time (Will M.), Thursday, 2 April 2015 17:43 (nine years ago) link

that's what happens when you get members of a video game development team in a mo cap studio and tell them to dance

circa1916, Thursday, 2 April 2015 18:01 (nine years ago) link

2nd from the left has awesome raver moves.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 2 April 2015 21:29 (nine years ago) link

39MB gif? webm please

poxy fülvous (abanana), Thursday, 2 April 2015 22:19 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/BRDZgxO.gif

, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 11:45 (nine years ago) link

lol, from what?

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 14:45 (nine years ago) link

8-bit intro for the last of us:

https://player.vimeo.com/video/122663601

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 14:53 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/palLWHy.jpg

, Thursday, 9 April 2015 01:45 (nine years ago) link

last two 龜 posts in my top ilx of all time

NI, Thursday, 9 April 2015 02:13 (nine years ago) link

also whichever hero posted that shower with your dad game

NI, Thursday, 9 April 2015 02:17 (nine years ago) link

that pogo stick thing... amazing. amazing.
heh, props to the last of us 8-bit for using the Street Fighter Alpha font

Nhex, Thursday, 9 April 2015 04:05 (nine years ago) link

i had to look up that pogo game. you start out on a segway lol
http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.tjf

am0n, Thursday, 9 April 2015 15:01 (nine years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/xsFDYAr.jpg?1

bizarro gazzara, Sunday, 12 April 2015 23:08 (nine years ago) link

lol

am0n, Monday, 13 April 2015 01:26 (nine years ago) link

https://twitter.com/SimplyRagny/status/586593195624165378/photo/1

a total ragny
‏@SimplyRagny
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCP_ZyoXIAA5KFW.jpg

Doktor Van Peebles (kingfish), Monday, 13 April 2015 03:15 (nine years ago) link

world's biggest fighting game franchise with blood code

not lolz exactly but innarestin' i guess:

http://i.imgur.com/mBDRKBK.jpg

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 12:56 (nine years ago) link

hmmm... nah.

Nhex, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 13:44 (nine years ago) link

i thought the GIS for an appropriate response would be better than it was so i will just

http://i.imgur.com/6duRHlr.png

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 14:11 (nine years ago) link

get over here! for just $2.99

am0n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 15:55 (nine years ago) link

wow lol. at least the easy fatality tokens are earnable for free in-game, but c'mon there's enough shameless cashgrabbing with the season pass and all that junk ($30!)

Nhex, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 15:57 (nine years ago) link

*grumbles about paying $10 each for Jason and Predator*

Nhex, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 15:59 (nine years ago) link

speaking of game design for people who don't actually like to play games, i'm kind of surprised mortal kombat x didn't go the heavy rain route, where you initiate the fatality, then it's like "Press X!" and it freezes the torso, "hold L+R!!!" to wind-up your punch, and "TAP TRIANGLE!!!!" to shatter the frozen body in half or whatever.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 16:01 (nine years ago) link

they did that in the single player mode for Injustice, so it'll probably show up in MK's story mode as well. it's too much of a flow-breaker in a multiplayer game, I think

Nhex, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 16:24 (nine years ago) link

oh, i just mean for the fatality, nothing else

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 16:28 (nine years ago) link

qte-ality

am0n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 17:49 (nine years ago) link

FP-ality

hot doug stamper (||||||||), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 19:07 (nine years ago) link

OTOH fatalities always had a tenuous relationship to 'gaming' even while being wildly popular. You either know the button sequence or not, and they don't affect outcomes. As it's not 1993 anymore, it's not like they can even be secret lore, Adding training wheels for them just lays this bare, no?

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 20:14 (nine years ago) link

the whole "paying for cheat codes" thing is still kinda indefensible, especially where where you are literally saving seconds of gameplay time

Nhex, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 20:24 (nine years ago) link

But not seconds that you could be using, if I'm right? I never played MK, but I thought that Fatalities are something that only happens at the end, when you've won - either you win the the normal way or you win in a Really Cool way?

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 20:57 (nine years ago) link

i remember before the internet when you could dial up expensive phone lines to get cheat codes etc so hey

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 21:02 (nine years ago) link

i wrote up a complex cheat guide of moves for mK3 on notebook paper and sold xeroxes. in college, yet.

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 21:18 (nine years ago) link

if they wanted to play the game with the fat cop they deserved to get ripped off

Nhex, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 23:12 (nine years ago) link

lol this new Guitar Hero trailer, FMVs like its the 90s all over again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-a4BalkpkTs

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 23:33 (nine years ago) link

so you play to a crowd that actively hates you when you do "take me to church" i am feeling this
i'm sure this is gonna be like the number one thing people use oculus rift for
video game spotify is interesting; does it procedurally generate?

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 00:25 (nine years ago) link

!!!FMV GAMEZ RULE!!!

The Once-ler, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 00:43 (nine years ago) link

wait, so does the game actually use FMV? for real?
the spotify-style music video mode is basically how music games that were too lazy to actually do new animations or 3D went (Singstar, etc). it's nice, I guess

Nhex, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 02:47 (nine years ago) link

h/t gr8080 https://twitter.com/blippoblappo/status/588155077334016001

the red leather orb (crüt), Thursday, 16 April 2015 20:23 (nine years ago) link

that is very good

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 16 April 2015 20:25 (nine years ago) link

haha

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 16 April 2015 20:48 (nine years ago) link

just reading about MYFAROG, the roleplaying game designed by Varg Vikernes http://myfarog.org/

it's different from D&D because it is
"based on European values, geography, (pre-) history, mythology, traditions and morals, and will offer you the opportunity to play a game in accordance with your own European nature."
and
"I don’t base anything on Christian misinterpretations of old European «ideas», «creatures» or «spirits», so there are no goblins, hobgoblins, orcs or other creatures based on the perverse Christian demonisation of the Pagan ancestral cult."

oh Vargpaws.

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 17 April 2015 16:34 (nine years ago) link

Last night in Destiny I was shot by a guy whose PSN name was TedDansonCirca88.

JimD, Saturday, 18 April 2015 10:35 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/hqPYyu1.png

, Monday, 20 April 2015 11:25 (nine years ago) link

caveat emptor

Keith Moom (Neil S), Monday, 20 April 2015 11:26 (nine years ago) link

brumbpo tungus

goole, Monday, 20 April 2015 18:35 (nine years ago) link

omg what

Nhex, Monday, 20 April 2015 19:26 (nine years ago) link

Crogus

am0n, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 16:54 (nine years ago) link

From when they thought it a good idea to shoot FMV for a Mortal Kombat sidegame:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c98sW6QQgc?t=11m20s

Quan Chi(portrayed by the original actor for Kano) is deliciously camp here:

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/mortalkombat/images/5/51/QuanbM.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090531095411&path-prefix=es

Doktor Van Peebles (kingfish), Thursday, 23 April 2015 05:57 (nine years ago) link

I had only seen the intro videos before. Great stuff.

poxy fülvous (abanana), Thursday, 23 April 2015 13:28 (nine years ago) link

man that takes me back

Bookmark No Bingus Permalink (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 23 April 2015 16:32 (nine years ago) link

So awesome. The FMV era is incredible, I would love to have a video series showing FMV game intros and stuff. It is the 90s version of 60s low budget monster movies.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 23 April 2015 19:07 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/r4WSbRe.png

, Friday, 24 April 2015 11:48 (nine years ago) link

that Coppola movie twixt that came out a while back feels like an unintentional tribute to 90's fmv games

the fart in our stalls (latebloomer), Friday, 24 April 2015 23:34 (nine years ago) link

<3

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 25 April 2015 17:34 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/aDQmWdf.png

, Thursday, 7 May 2015 12:06 (eight years ago) link

technically

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 7 May 2015 13:44 (eight years ago) link

wow

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Thursday, 7 May 2015 23:36 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/fPXZVyf.gif

, Friday, 8 May 2015 11:14 (eight years ago) link

lol @ yorick thing

ciderpress, Friday, 8 May 2015 13:54 (eight years ago) link

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-32654414

A character controlled by a hacker who used exploits to dominate online game Guild Wars 2 has been put to death in the virtual world.

The character, called DarkSide, was stripped then forced to leap to their death from a high bridge.

😂 (am0n), Friday, 8 May 2015 16:59 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqfUi9DzBuo

😂 (am0n), Friday, 8 May 2015 17:00 (eight years ago) link

the wave

http://i.imgur.com/2aQbMMF.jpg

, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 12:08 (eight years ago) link

https://soundcloud.com/toon-link/my-neck-my-mii

, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 12:08 (eight years ago) link

Haaaaa

emil.y, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 12:14 (eight years ago) link

oh god whyyyyyy the anus

Nhex, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 14:04 (eight years ago) link

Khia Mii dead on

http://i.imgur.com/DU3Sj0U.gif

, Thursday, 14 May 2015 12:19 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/3PooodP.jpg

, Sunday, 17 May 2015 17:09 (eight years ago) link

>:D

jennifer islam (silby), Sunday, 17 May 2015 17:48 (eight years ago) link

?!?!

emil.y, Monday, 18 May 2015 12:46 (eight years ago) link

Creepy

Mordy, Monday, 18 May 2015 12:50 (eight years ago) link

hilarious!

Nhex, Monday, 18 May 2015 13:48 (eight years ago) link

A game!

http://boingboing.net/2015/05/18/garbage-cat-game.html

http://grey2scale.itch.io/garbage-cat

"My Garbage Cat Wakes Me Up at 3 AM Every Day"

"Press Z to meow and cry all the time.

Press X to knead with your dumb little paws.

Do your worst."

Doktor Van Peebles (kingfish), Wednesday, 20 May 2015 04:26 (eight years ago) link

hilarious!

Nhex, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 06:01 (eight years ago) link

i'm chock full o' words

Nhex, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 06:01 (eight years ago) link

http://youtu.be/kn18x_deO_w

Inf (latebloomer), Wednesday, 20 May 2015 16:36 (eight years ago) link

I CHOOSE FUJIN

omg is that real?

wowzers

Nhex, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 20:01 (eight years ago) link

nominative determinism!

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Wednesday, 20 May 2015 20:02 (eight years ago) link

nepotism

polyphonic, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 20:04 (eight years ago) link

LOL nintendo

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 21 May 2015 01:58 (eight years ago) link

This is the best MK4 ending
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZfcrZWiSQY

aaaaablnnn (abanana), Saturday, 23 May 2015 16:00 (eight years ago) link

One of the custom introductions for Jax and Kano in MKX has Jax saying "You're a second-rate Jarek!" and I could not for the life of remember who that was...

Nhex, Saturday, 23 May 2015 17:24 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/224jKr2.jpg

, Sunday, 24 May 2015 13:40 (eight years ago) link

:|

jennifer islam (silby), Sunday, 24 May 2015 17:04 (eight years ago) link

surely this belongs on kinda lol mostly sad?

NotKnowPotato (stevie), Sunday, 24 May 2015 18:19 (eight years ago) link

The noise the narrator of the Stanley Parable makes at 9:30 here (spoilers if you keep watching after that):

https://youtu.be/tRSze3Sr5_M?t=9m30s

Dan I., Sunday, 24 May 2015 18:21 (eight years ago) link

Channeling Donald Sinden there.

JimD, Monday, 25 May 2015 15:04 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/gmgnYsD.png

, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 11:24 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/J0LtmWW.gifv

😂 (am0n), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 15:49 (eight years ago) link

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH step up the defense AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

DJP, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 16:01 (eight years ago) link

i think that sort of coaching is how doc got that voice

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 16:04 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CF4Vo0IUIAAnpJ8.jpg

Sorry if too big.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 01:02 (eight years ago) link

44.99!

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 03:19 (eight years ago) link

i get the references but what is that

Nhex, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 03:48 (eight years ago) link

I'm guessing it's just a Clash re-pressing but now you've got me wondering if it's a secret bootleg pressing of Castlevania music.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 04:07 (eight years ago) link

Oh crap....apparently it's a vinyl with CV1 and 2 soundtracks. I might have to dig up $44.99...

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 14:56 (eight years ago) link

too much $$$ for a bootleg

Nhex, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 15:04 (eight years ago) link

I know, I know. But I've been looking for chiptune records and real releases tend to be from 80s Japanese pressings and go for $$$$$$.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 15:08 (eight years ago) link

wouldn't it make more sense to get chiptune stuff on CD, though
but yeah, i feel ya, those import prices, feh.

Nhex, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 15:13 (eight years ago) link

the stuff that GMO Records put out in the 80s are really desirable imo but too expensive these days.
it's crazy the amount of video game soundtracks that are getting vinyl releases these days though, supposedly Hot Topic are putting out a Megaman picture disc LP ffs

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 15:32 (eight years ago) link

I don't do CDs. At least if I spend 50 dollars on a vinyl I know I can still probably listen to it when I'm 80.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 15:55 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/cGmK5tH.png

gr8080, Thursday, 28 May 2015 18:44 (eight years ago) link

the sound effect immediately played in my mind

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 May 2015 18:45 (eight years ago) link

seanpaulmahoney
5/28/15 12:25pm

The most notorious Anita [Baker] story I can remember was in the LA Times about 17 years ago. She admitted to spending 3 YEARS playing Nintendo(!!!) instead of recording her next album, landing her in huge hot water with her label. So yeah none of this seems like a hotbed of mental health.

comment from http://themuse.jezebel.com/are-cheryl-lynn-and-anita-baker-frenemies-or-what-1707423065

DJP, Thursday, 28 May 2015 18:51 (eight years ago) link

the sound effect immediately played in my mind
― Karl Malone, Thursday, May 28, 2015

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 May 2015 19:13 (eight years ago) link

I really must know which Nintendo game Anita was playing.

pplains, Thursday, 28 May 2015 19:39 (eight years ago) link

I know, right????

"IIIII'm caught up in the Zelda, you know...."

DJP, Thursday, 28 May 2015 19:42 (eight years ago) link

gotta be Frantic Flea

example (crüt), Thursday, 28 May 2015 19:44 (eight years ago) link

"Caught up in the Rapture" was about Bioshock iirc

polyphonic, Thursday, 28 May 2015 19:48 (eight years ago) link

wait a sec. having the opposite direction urinals is BRILLIANT, so you don't have to stand next to another dude!

Nhex, Thursday, 28 May 2015 20:07 (eight years ago) link

A film about dystopian underground DDR battles?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK-Fbj_FV2I

polyphonic, Thursday, 28 May 2015 20:10 (eight years ago) link

"i challenge you to a beat off"
it has got to be better than the fucking jack black pixel movie
those ads are getting on my nerves already

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 May 2015 20:12 (eight years ago) link

i saw that movie at fantasia fest a few yrs ago. it was pretty great!

Who M the best? (Will M.), Thursday, 28 May 2015 20:17 (eight years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/o37RV1z.gif

bizarro gazzara, Saturday, 30 May 2015 13:14 (eight years ago) link

lol nice

Nhex, Saturday, 30 May 2015 15:12 (eight years ago) link

re castlevania vinyl, discogs has more pics http://www.discogs.com/label/788764-Moonshake

aaaaablnnn (abanana), Sunday, 31 May 2015 13:12 (eight years ago) link

Awesome

jennifer islam (silby), Monday, 1 June 2015 00:51 (eight years ago) link

I hope this headline writer gets a big bonus for the second quarter:

http://www.polygon.com/2015/5/31/8694629/cock-blocking-costs-are-a-big-drawback-to-kid-mmo-success-says-lego

pplains, Monday, 1 June 2015 02:00 (eight years ago) link

that is a pretty phenomenal headline

Nhex, Monday, 1 June 2015 06:34 (eight years ago) link

as maybe the only time "cock-blocking" used literally?

Nhex, Monday, 1 June 2015 06:34 (eight years ago) link

"Dammit, son, if I step on any of your cock blocks just one more time..."

pplains, Monday, 1 June 2015 13:34 (eight years ago) link

Talking about this, of course. He just loves building things.

http://i.imgur.com/3JYhuLOl.jpg

pplains, Monday, 1 June 2015 13:38 (eight years ago) link

thanks pplains for throwing yourself on the hand-grenade of googling 'lego cock' thus saving me the horrors it would likely inflint on my psyche

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 1 June 2015 13:40 (eight years ago) link

inflict

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 1 June 2015 13:40 (eight years ago) link

ha, "lego farm animals" worked just as well.

though I used the regular google, not google.com.nz

pplains, Monday, 1 June 2015 13:42 (eight years ago) link

http://share.gifyoutube.com/vn7Bb9.gif

😭 (am0n), Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:32 (eight years ago) link

i love gta5 gifs and vids so much

NotKnowPotato (stevie), Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:30 (eight years ago) link

hahaha

pplains, Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:59 (eight years ago) link

Both amazing.

JimD, Thursday, 4 June 2015 20:53 (eight years ago) link

yes

Nhex, Friday, 5 June 2015 06:12 (eight years ago) link

the aborted 'deal with it' sunglasses in that first one keeps jumping into my mind and cracking up

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 5 June 2015 09:28 (eight years ago) link

^ That was a brilliant move on Richie P's part.

pplains, Friday, 5 June 2015 18:16 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/IEpCYsG.jpg

😭 (am0n), Monday, 8 June 2015 16:07 (eight years ago) link

groovey

diamonddave85​ (diamonddave85), Monday, 8 June 2015 16:32 (eight years ago) link

psychedelic kill

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 8 June 2015 18:37 (eight years ago) link

surely that should be "Psychedelic Depersonalization Pack"

tsk, kids

post-SYCO indian sex-strangler (Noodle Vague), Monday, 8 June 2015 19:01 (eight years ago) link

360 no kaliedoscope

😭 (am0n), Monday, 8 June 2015 19:49 (eight years ago) link

trapper keeper pak mor lik

Purves Grundy (kingfish), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 04:57 (eight years ago) link

lisa frank pack would be nice

😭 (am0n), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 15:41 (eight years ago) link

http://forums.sega.com/showthread.php?284731-Sonic-x-Anne-Frank

http://i.imgur.com/8QgBIIg.png

is it okay to lol? thoughts?

, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 19:13 (eight years ago) link

if there's a sequence about how they look in the ovens and there's a pile of hovering gold rings, i'm out

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 19:24 (eight years ago) link

I... I just... What?

DJP, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 19:56 (eight years ago) link

“What on earth is this?” asked Anne. Sonic smiled, remember how ignorant she was to what was everyday life to him. “A ring.” He said. “Just take it, and it will make it so you can get hit a second time without dying.”

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 20:09 (eight years ago) link

that this is a thing that exists has revitalized my sense of awe at the universe. i mean, if this level of inspiration isn't genius then what is?

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 20:12 (eight years ago) link

i came across a sim on second life yesterday that was full of people rp-ing as undead pregnant zombies that were being impregnated by aliens that were npcs i was rp-ing as a cow

Cory Sklar, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 20:26 (eight years ago) link

hmm maybe i shouldnt post that stuff using my real name

Cory Sklar, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 20:26 (eight years ago) link

there's an old alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die fan fic that involves barney turning anne over to the nazis

Mordy, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 20:33 (eight years ago) link

lol xpost

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 20:35 (eight years ago) link

Googled to see if I could find more examples of Anne Frank fan fiction and hey look

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/12/fan_ficition_friday_goku_and_anne_frank_in_until_t.php

jmm, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 20:39 (eight years ago) link

hahahaha wth??

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 20:44 (eight years ago) link

i guess the DBZ one is the original, earliest reference i can find is 2005.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 20:49 (eight years ago) link

In an aero plane over the sea came out in 1998 so I blame Jeff mangum

, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 20:52 (eight years ago) link

if there's a sequence about how they look in the ovens and there's a pile of hovering gold rings, i'm out

― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, June 9, 2015 2:24 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

They usually took the rings before they reached the ovens anyway.

pplains, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 01:10 (eight years ago) link

geez

polyphonic, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 01:12 (eight years ago) link

I might of read the whole fan-fic if Anne came to visit Sonic and not the other way around

The Once-ler, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 01:16 (eight years ago) link

yikes pp, undercutting where i thought i couldn't go lower

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 01:32 (eight years ago) link

Like Anne tries to explain her whole situation to the Sonic gang --and while the crew is trying to wrap their mind around anything not belonging to their world, Tails, wide-eyed and bushy-tailed, pips in "So the Gestapo is like Dr. Robotnik's mean bean machine?"

The Once-ler, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 01:36 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/DskYVB6.jpg

😭 (am0n), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 14:48 (eight years ago) link

lol

Nhex, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:08 (eight years ago) link

hahaha

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 20:15 (eight years ago) link

I could spend forever looking at miiverse drawings populating the Splatoon lobby (link) and now a Smash Brothers stage. Dicks aside, some of these are just funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwbwWtqd1rE
http://static2.gamespot.com/uploads/ignore_jpg_scale_super/1555/15553757/2883498-b0vrlsvcuaahdwn.png

The Once-ler, Wednesday, 17 June 2015 00:43 (eight years ago) link

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/1278184443261213257.png
one last one

The Once-ler, Wednesday, 17 June 2015 01:18 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0c0ByVnOZk

The Once-ler, Wednesday, 17 June 2015 01:28 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXN7vLPsDSM

, Wednesday, 17 June 2015 11:56 (eight years ago) link

Doofuses

jennifer islam (silby), Thursday, 18 June 2015 15:17 (eight years ago) link

they should start a kickstarter to bribe nintendo into cancelling it

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 18 June 2015 15:20 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/BCOMmLy.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 20 June 2015 16:05 (eight years ago) link

lol

Nhex, Saturday, 20 June 2015 17:45 (eight years ago) link

thats very good

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 21:20 (eight years ago) link

How does The Rock star in San Andreas and Rampage, and only Rampage is the one based on a video game?

pplains, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 12:15 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/IBdFK7l.jpg

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 17:45 (eight years ago) link

this is a real thing, exclusive DLC on a can

http://i.imgur.com/SOoXspA.jpg

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 18:09 (eight years ago) link

Jim has chosen poorly there, it would have to be said.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 18:34 (eight years ago) link

is that a gamer in a trucker hat top left of can

am0n, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 20:58 (eight years ago) link

please drink verification can to continue

diamonddave85​ (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 23:04 (eight years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/ee9jJeLYQ3Z

, Thursday, 25 June 2015 11:48 (eight years ago) link

Not really lol but something I guess

https://youtu.be/cb75xTLexjk

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 26 June 2015 12:18 (eight years ago) link

idgi

Nhex, Friday, 26 June 2015 18:19 (eight years ago) link

https://mobile.twitter.com/robertflorence/status/614442341772984320

am0n, Friday, 26 June 2015 20:10 (eight years ago) link

i did lol at that

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 26 June 2015 23:02 (eight years ago) link

plz explain hi zybes

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 27 June 2015 02:37 (eight years ago) link

probly made more of it than was there. I just thought it was cool that the vid started with a game and then transformed into a cab ride.

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Saturday, 27 June 2015 10:55 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/UJP6PDs.jpg

, Saturday, 27 June 2015 21:10 (eight years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/OYDhnD293Xj

, Thursday, 2 July 2015 12:21 (eight years ago) link

Is there a lol other than "people who play rhythm games get ridiculously good at them"?

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 2 July 2015 12:24 (eight years ago) link

that man not even lookin at the game, lol accepted

adam, Thursday, 2 July 2015 13:57 (eight years ago) link

that he's not looking at the screen? xp

, Thursday, 2 July 2015 14:16 (eight years ago) link

omg @ Sonic

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Thursday, 2 July 2015 15:28 (eight years ago) link

that story gives me the fucking creeps

Bouncy Castlevania (Will M.), Thursday, 2 July 2015 17:48 (eight years ago) link

But I just followed some tattooed dude into the door after he unlocked it. He didnt even ask me any questions. I had my Doctor Who shirt on and I tried my best to blend in.

, Thursday, 2 July 2015 17:54 (eight years ago) link

this is not lol but it's pretty cool

http://kotaku.com/a-horror-game-hidden-in-the-darkest-corners-of-the-inte-1714980337

have not watched those youtubes; i don't think i will either

goole, Thursday, 2 July 2015 18:00 (eight years ago) link

Looks like a great bit of creepypasta.

emil.y, Thursday, 2 July 2015 19:02 (eight years ago) link

on Reddit, a poster named UndercoverLegend
lol

Nhex, Thursday, 2 July 2015 19:43 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/3TY200J.webm

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 6 July 2015 06:20 (eight years ago) link

dammit http://i.imgur.com/3TY200J.webm

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 6 July 2015 06:20 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVaEa6_TFsQ

am0n, Monday, 6 July 2015 21:11 (eight years ago) link

love that guy
okay

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 July 2015 22:53 (eight years ago) link

something about his voice makes me lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xmPCvquqGY

am0n, Friday, 10 July 2015 17:12 (eight years ago) link

this isn't super lol but i did lol

https://youtu.be/d2C1gjVAtyk?list=PLY9W4Ed0L4kUvcnRZ9fcvUcBUDYdZ1iRG

goole, Friday, 10 July 2015 19:36 (eight years ago) link

wrong link, start here

https://youtu.be/d2C1gjVAtyk?t=1m50s

goole, Friday, 10 July 2015 19:37 (eight years ago) link

something about his voice makes me lol

It's a fairly normal accent, if you mean the Scots guy.

Rouge Trooper (dowd), Friday, 10 July 2015 20:01 (eight years ago) link

I personally like brushing. It satisfies me beyond reason.

Nhex, Friday, 10 July 2015 22:18 (eight years ago) link

The Farmer John thing slayed me too

Nhex, Friday, 10 July 2015 22:20 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/JKHYiVS.gif

, Saturday, 11 July 2015 15:10 (eight years ago) link

It's a fairly normal accent, if you mean the Scots guy.
― Rouge Trooper (dowd), Friday, 10 July 2015 20:01

no the deadpan guy making the vids

am0n, Monday, 13 July 2015 15:42 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmhjqLxRIPs
something about sonic's idiotic YOU'RE TOO SLOW over the idyllic pasture is kraken me up

you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 July 2015 17:06 (eight years ago) link

loooooool http://vine.co/v/en7vX32PTgr

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Thursday, 16 July 2015 21:09 (eight years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/eM0dWVmDjwl

am0n, Friday, 17 July 2015 19:24 (eight years ago) link

http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371%2Fjournal.pone.0131613#sec009

Abstract

Gender inequality and sexist behaviour is prevalent in almost all workplaces and rampant in online environments. Although there is much research dedicated to understanding sexist behaviour, we have almost no insight into what triggers this behaviour and the individuals that initiate it. Although social constructionist theory argues that sexism is a response towards women entering a male dominated arena, this perspective doesn’t explain why only a subset of males behave in this way. We argue that a clearer understanding of sexist behaviour can be gained through an evolutionary perspective that considers evolved differences in intra-sexual competition. We hypothesised that female-initiated disruption of a male hierarchy incites hostile behaviour from poor performing males who stand to lose the most status. To test this hypothesis, we used an online first-person shooter video game that removes signals of dominance but provides information on gender, individual performance, and skill. We show that lower-skilled players were more hostile towards a female-voiced teammate, especially when performing poorly. In contrast, lower-skilled players behaved submissively towards a male-voiced player in the identical scenario. This difference in gender-directed behaviour became more extreme with poorer focal-player performance. We suggest that low-status males increase female-directed hostility to minimize the loss of status as a consequence of hierarchical reconfiguration resulting from the entrance of a woman into the competitive arena. Higher-skilled players, in contrast, were more positive towards a female relative to a male teammate. As higher-skilled players have less to fear from hierarchical reorganization, we argue that these males behave more positively in an attempt to support and garner a female player’s attention. Our results provide the clearest picture of inter-sexual competition to date, highlighting the importance of considering an evolutionary perspective when exploring the factors that affect male hostility towards women.

Mordy, Friday, 17 July 2015 19:58 (eight years ago) link

PLOS One will publish frickin' anything huh.

cat-haver (silby), Friday, 17 July 2015 21:52 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, I bet a girl wrote that

The Once-ler, Saturday, 18 July 2015 07:13 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/HKE9x7V.jpg

, Saturday, 18 July 2015 14:13 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfD47gHnflE

am0n, Thursday, 23 July 2015 18:19 (eight years ago) link

nice.

Nhex, Friday, 24 July 2015 14:35 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/feYovVA.jpg

bizarro gazzara, Sunday, 26 July 2015 11:57 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/JQucinC.gifv

am0n, Monday, 27 July 2015 19:19 (eight years ago) link

what the hell game is that

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Monday, 27 July 2015 19:26 (eight years ago) link

Some kind of GTA V mod?

passive-aggressive rageaholic (snoball), Monday, 27 July 2015 19:36 (eight years ago) link

fairway cyclist 3: simian spaceman edition

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 27 July 2015 20:43 (eight years ago) link

Nice to see the character from Atari's Super Breakout finally getting a sequel.

passive-aggressive rageaholic (snoball), Monday, 27 July 2015 20:50 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/krgAe5k.gif

am0n, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 17:05 (eight years ago) link

nsfw http://i.imgur.com/HG7xNMo.jpg

, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 12:04 (eight years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/ODXHKpWUU1p

, Friday, 7 August 2015 11:26 (eight years ago) link

https://twitter.com/SonikkuMan/status/631279768105693189

DD6|PoiJ @PoorBoy
‏@SonikkuMan

Thank you Splatoon

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMLBmoCUAAEuQB3.jpg

6:43 PM - 11 Aug 2015

Purves Grundy (kingfish), Wednesday, 12 August 2015 02:43 (eight years ago) link

heh.

Nhex, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 03:53 (eight years ago) link

lol at the nsfw pic

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Wednesday, 12 August 2015 09:24 (eight years ago) link

I'm cryeing

https://twitter.com/MomsAgainstGam/status/631624668705898496

(nsfw)

goole, Thursday, 13 August 2015 00:46 (eight years ago) link

oh good lord

Nhex, Thursday, 13 August 2015 01:12 (eight years ago) link

lol, i believe i have done that with a dead remote to a kid before

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 August 2015 03:18 (eight years ago) link

inactive controller for the smart ones

oh, i am a lonlely poster. i live in a box of posts. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 13 August 2015 14:52 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLvgx44T-k4

, Thursday, 20 August 2015 13:23 (eight years ago) link

wow

am0n, Thursday, 20 August 2015 14:24 (eight years ago) link

that is incredible

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 20 August 2015 15:45 (eight years ago) link

did the bubsy 3d game they made place on the annual c&p poll here?

i have a feeling this one might place in 2015

Bouncy Castlevania (Will M.), Thursday, 20 August 2015 16:02 (eight years ago) link

that's here if you want to play
http://hedgehog.exposed/

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 August 2015 16:02 (eight years ago) link

That posted one is brilliant and some amazing horror-inspired game design.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 20 August 2015 18:00 (eight years ago) link

lord help us all

Nhex, Thursday, 20 August 2015 20:40 (eight years ago) link

fuckin eggman walrus souldeath

Nhex, Thursday, 20 August 2015 20:41 (eight years ago) link

definitely interested in that one

Nhex, Thursday, 27 August 2015 05:33 (eight years ago) link

click bait link does NOT deliver

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 31 August 2015 11:45 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CNqhacdWsAIb5WW.jpg

polyphonic, Thursday, 3 September 2015 17:56 (eight years ago) link

lol omg great twist

Nhex, Thursday, 3 September 2015 18:27 (eight years ago) link

"m. night? it's marvin. your cousin, marvin shyamalan"

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 3 September 2015 18:42 (eight years ago) link

loooooool

1995 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 3 September 2015 19:37 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/HBzfHAG.png

1995 ball boy (Karl Malone), Friday, 4 September 2015 23:38 (eight years ago) link

last night i found out the guy who made QWOP was also the bassist for cut copy

, Saturday, 5 September 2015 00:07 (eight years ago) link

lololol at 'crash bandicoot'

bizarro gazzara, Saturday, 5 September 2015 20:06 (eight years ago) link

i'm sort of obsessed with this FAQ about the virtua fighter 2 soundtrack i found on a 15 yr old tripod page

http://vert-x.tripod.com/vf2cd.html

MY OPINION ABOUT THIS CD

Basically, I think this is a great CD and a must buy for people who are
really
into VF. I, certainly, am glad I purchased this despite the high cost of
doing so. The downside to the music is that much of it is just not as
original as the VF1 BGM. In the original, each of the character's tunes were
quite distinct and gave each character his/her own very distinct personality.

In VF2, many of the tracks (not all, however) are a bit more similar to each
other, and they do not portray the characters as well. Despite this, I do
find myself listening to the VF2 CD a lot.

Of all the character tracks on the CD, I find myself enjoying Lau, Shun, and
Jacky's the most. Lau's for the "catchyness," Shun's for the originality and
spirit, and my liking of the Jacky theme is due to its reminiscent qualities
of the VF1 Jacky's "upbeatness." Although there certainly isn't any
particularly bad tracks, there exists a few themes that seem to have gone
downhill from VF1 (Kage and Wolf come to mind). The rest of the character
tracks are for the most part, unremarkable.

Main title music is nice and fitting for the attract mode demo. Character
select should have been given greater emphasis. Dural is good, and then of
course there's the end/bonus tunes which are all mighty fine.

Well, that's about it. If you wish for some information about any of the
other vidgame music CDs I have (currently: VF1, VF2, SS, D/USA, & Front
Mission), please ask.

. . .Always in search of good soundtracks across the globe. . .

"Hymn to Red October" !

, Sunday, 6 September 2015 17:02 (eight years ago) link

the whole page is great

http://vert-x.tripod.com/vf2index.html

pages that take you to an 'index.html' >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

, Sunday, 6 September 2015 17:03 (eight years ago) link

silby points out two of the stores listed are still in business

, Sunday, 6 September 2015 17:04 (eight years ago) link

golden age of music crit

ogmor, Monday, 7 September 2015 18:23 (eight years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/ejgK3wEMaIj

Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 03:53 (eight years ago) link

I don't get this, a modern retro console for $399 so you can buy carts of indie games for at least twice the price months later?
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/retro-vgs#/story

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Sunday, 20 September 2015 00:32 (eight years ago) link

i would make fun of it, but since i purchased an ouya i feel like i'm banned from ever criticizing things of this nature for eternity

1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Sunday, 20 September 2015 00:48 (eight years ago) link

That comparison chart's amazing, how is "no media" supposed to be worse than "fragile media" or "durable media"? How does "digital and analog connections" beat "digital connections" in 2015? And their key selling point seems to be "hate patches and firmware updates? We don't have them!" except that those things pretty consistently happen in the background and/or overnight on current gen machines, so that problem's already been solved.

JimD, Sunday, 20 September 2015 17:42 (eight years ago) link

#simplynerdthings

OshoKosho B'Gosho (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 20 September 2015 17:46 (eight years ago) link

Bought the moulds off that company that made dental equipment...
http://atariage.com/forums/uploads/monthly_08_2014/post-39810-0-87641100-1408638213.jpg

"Tell them I'm in a meeting purlease" (snoball), Sunday, 20 September 2015 18:17 (eight years ago) link

too real

goole, Monday, 21 September 2015 20:05 (eight years ago) link

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goole, Monday, 21 September 2015 20:05 (eight years ago) link

I'm not here to make "fiends"

"Tell them I'm in a meeting purlease" (snoball), Monday, 21 September 2015 20:12 (eight years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/hpxFZzlQHza

, Friday, 25 September 2015 11:28 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/mc2QOzf.jpg

am0n, Friday, 25 September 2015 16:13 (eight years ago) link

haha

1997 ball boy (Karl Malone), Friday, 25 September 2015 16:24 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/pYpAfgh.jpg

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Monday, 28 September 2015 16:25 (eight years ago) link

lol.

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Monday, 28 September 2015 16:27 (eight years ago) link

idgi - is it just that every word is terrible?

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 28 September 2015 16:40 (eight years ago) link

Bloodbourne Solid: The Phantom Checkpoint

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Monday, 28 September 2015 16:56 (eight years ago) link

"poké butts"
http://www.pokemon.co.jp/info/2015/09/150925_p01.html

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 October 2015 00:15 (eight years ago) link

last night i found out the guy who made QWOP was also the bassist for cut copy

whaaaat

♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Thursday, 1 October 2015 12:09 (eight years ago) link

nice

Nhex, Saturday, 3 October 2015 20:01 (eight years ago) link

http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/kusoge/kusoge-tonyhawk5.htm

Nhex, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:38 (eight years ago) link

Share gameplay footage of your indie game in the making for your chance to become a member of the Taco Bell Indie Game Garage. All winners will receive $500 in Taco Bell gift cards and have access to a private forum of gaming industry experts where you can gain valuable advice on bringing your game to life.

a literal scarecrow on a quaint porch (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 October 2015 03:38 (eight years ago) link

weird

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 14 October 2015 03:56 (eight years ago) link

Those "prizes" suck.

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Wednesday, 14 October 2015 11:52 (eight years ago) link

$500 in Taco Bell gift cards?????

I mean, I love Taco Bell, but $500? Are they actively trying to kill the winner?

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Wednesday, 14 October 2015 14:18 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULxH-D8lG_s

Evan, Friday, 16 October 2015 20:39 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyLg3qdHNV0

am0n, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 15:34 (eight years ago) link

what the

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 16:04 (eight years ago) link

omg am0n that is the GREATEST

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 20:32 (eight years ago) link

This related video is also great:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHnNt4oH4rU

I cannot wait for them to meet

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 20:37 (eight years ago) link

if you look really closely, 1-foot guy is on the bottom of 30-foot guy's shoe

1999 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 20:44 (eight years ago) link

Would you rather fight one 30 foot guy or thirty 1 foot guys?

"Tell them I'm in a meeting purlease" (snoball), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 20:52 (eight years ago) link

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2015-10-26-miyamoto-asked-rare-to-tone-down-goldeneye-007

The legendary Nintendo designer, famed for creating family-friendly mascots such as Mario and Donkey Kong, was worried the first-person shooter was too violent.

"One point was that there was too much close-up killing - he found it a bit too horrible," Hollis recalled. "I don't think I did anything with that input.

"The second point was, he felt the game was too tragic, with all the killing. He suggested that it might be nice if, at the end of the game, you got to shake hands with all your enemies in the hospital."

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Monday, 26 October 2015 20:23 (eight years ago) link

That second point sounds like the best idea that Hideo Kojima never had.

"Tell them I'm in a meeting purlease" (snoball), Monday, 26 October 2015 20:26 (eight years ago) link

Well, yeah. They require / cannot abide the hispanic vote..

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 27 October 2015 11:40 (eight years ago) link

wrong thread?

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 12:20 (eight years ago) link

Haha yes! 'Why the republicans are fucked' is not strictly speaking germane here :)

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 27 October 2015 12:29 (eight years ago) link

What happens when you give your dog companion in Fallout a teddy bear:

https://youtu.be/i6QyR1qk1aQ

Professor Goodfeels (kingfish), Thursday, 12 November 2015 19:27 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/ia3JlCn.png

pplains, Saturday, 14 November 2015 17:08 (eight years ago) link

that is fantastic

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Friday, 20 November 2015 20:07 (eight years ago) link

ha, nice

i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 November 2015 20:56 (eight years ago) link

someone get Girl Talk on the phone now!

Nhex, Saturday, 21 November 2015 05:58 (eight years ago) link

that rules

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 05:55 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/qbI9eaA.jpg

, Sunday, 6 December 2015 14:49 (eight years ago) link

I hope Anthony Kiedis can find another apartment soon

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Sunday, 6 December 2015 15:31 (eight years ago) link

Wonder where he'll live in the meantime.

pplains, Sunday, 6 December 2015 17:19 (eight years ago) link

haaaa

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 6 December 2015 17:45 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/d7Jt2BP.png

referring to this page http://silenthill.wikia.com/wiki/Walter_Sullivan

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Monday, 14 December 2015 22:37 (eight years ago) link

oh my fucking god

you're breaking the NAP (DJP), Monday, 14 December 2015 22:45 (eight years ago) link

circumcision activists are like Westboro Baptist for yr dong

you're breaking the NAP (DJP), Monday, 14 December 2015 22:46 (eight years ago) link

nice

carly rae jetson (thomp), Monday, 14 December 2015 23:35 (eight years ago) link

did not know these people existed, thanks internet

Nhex, Monday, 14 December 2015 23:44 (eight years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLn5sAWztn-Tzm28BKWW1aGISRSCN_3Tih
I've been saving this one for a while

The Once-ler, Tuesday, 15 December 2015 13:21 (eight years ago) link

lol poor Arino https://twitter.com/mikantalon/status/676202684093874178

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 16:36 (eight years ago) link

hollywood zakoshi otm

Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 20:07 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjRbwMwb5ks

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 17 December 2015 03:15 (eight years ago) link

my mind is blown that the video didnt end with the dude tying these two together, attaching them to a helicopter and flying into the sun

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 17 December 2015 23:29 (eight years ago) link

Yeah.

Also, there's a Doge mode:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf-WOcaeCgc

EZ Snappin, Friday, 18 December 2015 00:25 (eight years ago) link

the doge mission is cute
i don't get what's up with the two women "easter egg" though

Nhex, Saturday, 19 December 2015 03:58 (eight years ago) link

I don't understand what the doge mode does

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Saturday, 19 December 2015 18:54 (eight years ago) link

for the women: they are each wearing a dress that is white and gold and blue and black respectively, referencing that image from early 2015 that was a meme because people could not agree on the color of thedress.

for the doge one you need to turn up the quality of the image to see it, when he is shooting things near the end there are pop ups saying things like "much bullet" and "wow puncture" and "10/10 game of year"

nerd shit (Will M.), Saturday, 19 December 2015 20:17 (eight years ago) link

ah right, I didn't know what doge was.

Looks like a pretty fun game

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Saturday, 19 December 2015 23:12 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CWoa0-sU4AAYvi-.jpg

aaaaablnnn (abanana), Sunday, 20 December 2015 15:26 (eight years ago) link

When you went through a door in a video game, but you forgot something.
https://vine.co/v/iZzgp3dvAp3

Karl Malone, Sunday, 20 December 2015 18:20 (eight years ago) link

further: http://www.myfoxboston.com/news/family-opens-fake-wooden-ps4-christmas-morning/11895368

Target told the Lundy's that it happens occasionally.

Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 28 December 2015 19:36 (eight years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/iqwi90OWx0x

am0n, Wednesday, 30 December 2015 21:33 (eight years ago) link

he's a kid with a crazy dream
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1793481042/star-wars-open-world-rpg/description

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 21:40 (eight years ago) link

i see the neogaf kiddies have bid that thing up to $8500

Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 21:51 (eight years ago) link

seems like devin has really thought this through

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 5 January 2016 21:54 (eight years ago) link

he sold me on a new display name at least

...does kickstarter actually still manually approve these??

Nhex, Wednesday, 6 January 2016 02:23 (eight years ago) link

Speaking of perks: Like "Fallout 4" there might or might not be perks in the game. At least not the same as they are in "Fallout".

THIS GAME SOUNDS AMAZE!!!

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 02:28 (eight years ago) link

hope they start working on it soon since the game is coming this Christmas

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 02:29 (eight years ago) link

i kinda hope a few of these things happen and everyone involved has to pay way too much money to a confused twelve year old who thinks he is a genius

Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 03:00 (eight years ago) link

Like many of us when we were kids, we wanted to be like Luke Skywalker or obi juan Kenobi, but like all of us, we do not live in a galaxy far far away.

three people pledged this guy $1500, i desperately hope he gets this funded

Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 03:02 (eight years ago) link

Risks and challenges

Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals.

at least he knows the challenges

Mordy, Wednesday, 6 January 2016 03:10 (eight years ago) link

obi juan Kenobi seems to have been changed to obi jim Kenobi now, and at some point was apparently obi one kenobi, that's probably enough of a tip off that this is just a spoof, right?

JimD, Wednesday, 6 January 2016 13:57 (eight years ago) link

along with

Helpful tip of the day: "Spelt" is a type of wheat, although some use this noun to describe what they spelled.

so yeah, definite goof. up to 18k now tho'

Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 14:09 (eight years ago) link

Hello Everyone...

I'd like to start off by saying I'm sorry to Disney for using their logo and name. Having said that, I find it very disturbing that you want to report me to them. As if they didn't already know. You truly want to see some be in debt for the wrest of their life because they had a dream for a video game that they never created. Very selfish, and very ironic. Disney was created because Walt Disney had a dream, was it not? I find it ironic because on a lot of the news and the forums there was a quote from something I said. It read " I have talked to Disney, and they have informed me to contact Lucas arts". I believe most of you said quote " that's like a father telling the kid to go ask their mother because they do not want to deal with them." Yet I recieved emails from random people basically telling their dad to send me to timeout because they don't like me.

Secondly, I am taking this kick starter down myself. Disney has not contacted me to tell me to shut it down for those of you who think you own Disney. I am taking this kick starter down, because I very much respect Disney, and I do not want this to get to big. I love all their pirates of the Caribbean movies. I always wanted to be captain jack, but I think Mr. Depp is to good to be replaced. I have faith that somewhere in the future, a game like the one I described, will be made by Disney/EA/LucasFilms/Bioware or whoever is going to do it.

Thirdly I know my spelling and grammar sucks, but all you need is the force and you will do ok in life. I wrote the entire thing on my phone while in Childress Texas with a JUAN bar. So I did not care for spelling mistakes, because of that and I really didn't think I'd actually be doing this. As many of you pointed out I am highly unqualified. The point of this whole Kickstarter is to not let your dreams be dreams. Don't say tomorrow just do it.

-Devin Tripp

Thanks for all the backers. It made this whole thing extra funny

you're breaking the NAP (DJP), Friday, 8 January 2016 16:45 (eight years ago) link

Disney has not contacted me to tell me to shut it down for those of you who think you own Disney.

why is this cracking me up so much

Very selfish, and very ironic (DJP), Friday, 8 January 2016 16:49 (eight years ago) link

I was hoping he'd fall forward and headbutt the screen.

bored at work (snoball), Friday, 8 January 2016 20:04 (eight years ago) link

hahah

Doctor Casino, important war pigeon (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 9 January 2016 21:15 (eight years ago) link

nice

Nhex, Saturday, 9 January 2016 21:42 (eight years ago) link

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAgSPaJP9Mm/

am0n, Thursday, 14 January 2016 18:53 (eight years ago) link

lol snoop

Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 January 2016 19:07 (eight years ago) link

welcome to 3 years ago, Snoop

Very selfish, and very ironic (DJP), Thursday, 14 January 2016 19:15 (eight years ago) link

the fuck is you doing, Bill Gates?

Nhex, Friday, 15 January 2016 07:15 (eight years ago) link

I'm not sure that's lolz - depending on your point of view, it's either fascinating or mental illness.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 24 January 2016 09:49 (eight years ago) link

i will say that i learned a lot
kinda lost my cool when we got to triangles t1 to t6
"THAT DIDN'T STOP ME!"

ulysses, Sunday, 24 January 2016 17:41 (eight years ago) link

xp there's no reason it can't be both!

Nhex, Monday, 25 January 2016 02:04 (eight years ago) link

I honestly think that's one of the most beautiful videogame pieces I've seen. That's art right there. Love how these people use speedrunning and SM64 specifically as a canvas to create wholly unique new videogames.

abcfsk, Monday, 25 January 2016 07:57 (eight years ago) link

otm

pizza rolls are a food that exists (silby), Monday, 25 January 2016 15:43 (eight years ago) link

yeah, that video had me mesmerized

Karl Malone, Monday, 25 January 2016 16:04 (eight years ago) link

Karl plz gif portions of that video I'll support you on Patreon

pizza rolls are a food that exists (silby), Monday, 25 January 2016 16:33 (eight years ago) link

yeah i really enjoyed that video!

ciderpress, Monday, 25 January 2016 16:34 (eight years ago) link

sorta seriously: "but that didn't stop me" at 18.41 is likely gonna stick with me in hard times for the rest of my life

ulysses, Monday, 25 January 2016 16:36 (eight years ago) link

i wonder if i could somehow quit my job and get by making gifs on patreon. god that would be 10000x better

Karl Malone, Monday, 25 January 2016 16:38 (eight years ago) link

oh I meant to post about that, I saw him shilling for it on The Today Show

its subtle brume (DJP), Monday, 25 January 2016 20:30 (eight years ago) link

it's pretty good!

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 25 January 2016 20:31 (eight years ago) link

psyched for karl rove's dating simulator due in september

Butt here is always time for the John Mayer Trio or Sting. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 January 2016 20:41 (eight years ago) link

Dick Cheney's Duck Hunt

its subtle brume (DJP), Monday, 25 January 2016 20:46 (eight years ago) link

Hamoful Boyfriend

Will v. Maim (Will M.), Monday, 25 January 2016 20:47 (eight years ago) link

Dubya Dragon?

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 25 January 2016 20:52 (eight years ago) link

Cruz'n

she pnuched me in my weinre when I was asleep (Old Lunch), Monday, 25 January 2016 20:58 (eight years ago) link

George W Bush's Tower Defense Challenge

Butt here is always time for the John Mayer Trio or Sting. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 January 2016 20:59 (eight years ago) link

John Minecroft

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 25 January 2016 21:00 (eight years ago) link

George W Bush's Tower Defense Challenge

― Butt here is always time for the John Mayer Trio or Sting. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, January 25, 2016 8:59 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 25 January 2016 21:30 (eight years ago) link

i can't get past the first easy deal for some reason

ulysses, Monday, 25 January 2016 22:04 (eight years ago) link

did you enjoy the rousing music, or the clips of churchill saying stuff

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 25 January 2016 22:06 (eight years ago) link

dear god that is legit terrifying

its subtle brume (DJP), Monday, 25 January 2016 22:11 (eight years ago) link

if you think about it, war is a lot like solitaire

you have to "play the cards that are dealt to you", for example
sometimes, the "hand that you are dealt" is just impossible to overcome, one could say
kings and queens often play a role, as well as renegade "jacks" and "jokers"
both are covered extensively in newspapers
the royal figures often look you in the eye and offer advice that only you can hear
suits are very important
courage is also very important
along with maintaining "a steady hand"

but they are also different in many ways. for example, wars often involve death

Karl Malone, Monday, 25 January 2016 22:12 (eight years ago) link

thoroughly annoyed that the coverage all seems to be of the "ancient ex-big shot makes pretty good video game!" stripe instead of "if you give this warmongering torturer a dime of your money you're an ignorant dick"

service desk hardman (El Tomboto), Monday, 25 January 2016 22:16 (eight years ago) link

Yeah but you can download it for free and make fun of it

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 25 January 2016 22:17 (eight years ago) link

I'd be concerned that my DL would add to the advertising rates or something. I just really fucking hate the guy, is all.

service desk hardman (El Tomboto), Monday, 25 January 2016 22:21 (eight years ago) link

I'm all for making jokes about it but I'll be damned if I download it

its subtle brume (DJP), Monday, 25 January 2016 22:24 (eight years ago) link

i've spent a long time waiting for a former vice-president to give his imprimatur to a video game version of an obscure version of a popular card game, so this is right up my alley

Butt here is always time for the John Mayer Trio or Sting. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 January 2016 22:29 (eight years ago) link

no hang on I guess I got a wait for dick cheny's rival app for that

Butt here is always time for the John Mayer Trio or Sting. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 January 2016 22:33 (eight years ago) link

Joe Biden's Asshole!

service desk hardman (El Tomboto), Monday, 25 January 2016 22:34 (eight years ago) link

i don't think rumsfeld was ever a VP. the game was based on something Churchill invented, right? it's not so crazy (war criminals designing strategy games) and supposedly Diplomacy was JFK + Henry Kissinger's favorite game.

Mordy, Monday, 25 January 2016 22:34 (eight years ago) link

when i first saw it i thought i'd bump this thread with it - thread for discussing the link between militarization & video games - but i see you all got there first

Mordy, Monday, 25 January 2016 22:35 (eight years ago) link

Saving my 99¢ for Gai Powell

pplains, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 00:01 (eight years ago) link

xp to tom - the game is ad free and he gets nothing from you checking it out, don't sweat it too much

ulysses, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 00:16 (eight years ago) link

I really could give a shit less. The fact that every outlet is covering this in the same whitewashed tone as the WSJ piece, as if the motherfucker is just some funny old codger making videogames with his dictaphone, how cute, is nauseating. I'm sure 4,491 American families are just tickled. The lying piece of shit should be getting tarred and feathered but instead we just can't get over how innovative this card game is that he learned while he was a diplomat in the 1970s!

Oh wait Mordy's right anybody who gets their knickers in a twist about war criminals making games is a naif because JFK supposedly enjoyed the board game Diplomacy.

BTW I dunno what the work ethic was like for politicians in the late fifties but if dude had time to play Diplomacy then I guess all those stories about his way with the ladies really are just made up

service desk hardman (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 01:18 (eight years ago) link

I looked at some other SM64 A-press videos and according to commenters the current minimum for the whole game is 37 A-presses, 18 of which are on Tic-Toc Clock. I'm glad someone out there is doing this vital research.

jmm, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 01:20 (eight years ago) link

of all the horrible shit rumsfeld is knee deep in, slumming it with video games is the least objectionable imo but vent your spleen. i'm just saying if you want to see what the thing is you don't have to support him in any way to do so.

ulysses, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 01:46 (eight years ago) link

one of the two or three times i played call of duty modern warfare i was treated to a pensive donald rumsfeld quote on a post-death loading screen: this ship has not only sailed but disappeared over the horizon

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 01:48 (eight years ago) link

not to mention loyal ollie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm5PZGb3OyQ

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 01:51 (eight years ago) link

teach the children well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F46tGehnfo

ulysses, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 16:11 (eight years ago) link

teach the children how to be creeped out by talking Pikachu Holmes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9j9RWkPstc

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 16:17 (eight years ago) link

Pikachu Holmes is a father figure to me

The Once-ler, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 16:47 (eight years ago) link

That SM64 video rocks. I remember him from his ladder of goombas

The Once-ler, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 17:45 (eight years ago) link

hahahaha

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 19:53 (eight years ago) link

The Omen II: Killing Baby Hitler

pplains, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 20:09 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/JBTQdTI.png

, Thursday, 28 January 2016 12:52 (eight years ago) link

Hahaha, brilliant.

emil.y, Thursday, 28 January 2016 13:51 (eight years ago) link

lol

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 January 2016 17:26 (eight years ago) link

stealing that

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 28 January 2016 20:15 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GvRTt-dgjQ

, Friday, 29 January 2016 13:07 (eight years ago) link

http://www.mariokart64.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1104687815/1482#1482

crazy

, Friday, 29 January 2016 15:51 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkyAOMR7t0U

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 4 February 2016 19:38 (eight years ago) link

i never really "get" those when they bother publishing ones where the person cottons on immediately that it's a dumb prank phone call and they're just legitimately annoyed at the repeat calls and stuff. i still giggled a few times, mind.

the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 4 February 2016 19:43 (eight years ago) link

I think I liked it more for the soundboard cuts than the reactions tbh

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 4 February 2016 19:44 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/tzll8uA.jpg

, Saturday, 13 February 2016 13:29 (eight years ago) link

amazing

http://redcarpetrampage.com/

jamiesummerz, Tuesday, 16 February 2016 15:55 (eight years ago) link

I don't know if this guy's videos have been posted here before, but I'm in utter tears right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssr1PMSNvwk

maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Thursday, 18 February 2016 04:11 (eight years ago) link

think some have been posted before but his videos are always welcome. means i just found this new gem: https://youtu.be/Ki5cvEPu_e0

NI, Thursday, 18 February 2016 05:06 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN80_7rNmcE

am0n, Thursday, 18 February 2016 06:16 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-sfzyLrrag

am0n, Thursday, 18 February 2016 06:25 (eight years ago) link

That whole "trying to shoot an arrow" sequence had me in tears.

pplains, Thursday, 18 February 2016 14:17 (eight years ago) link

It's such a beautiful troll tactic: pretend to be new to the game, find an excessively-patient mark to show you the ropes, consistently fail to follow their instructions. The video where he's trying to buy land in Second Life follows the same template, with the added comedic element of responding to most instructions with a calm "No."

maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Thursday, 18 February 2016 14:27 (eight years ago) link

I like the DanielFromSL video where he calls "girls" "grills"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki5cvEPu_e0

badg, Thursday, 18 February 2016 17:08 (eight years ago) link

his stuff is great, hes like ralph pootawn

am0n, Thursday, 18 February 2016 19:17 (eight years ago) link

best one is where he invades the house of a second life motorcycle gang

am0n, Thursday, 18 February 2016 19:19 (eight years ago) link

omgmggggg this daniel dude is a genius. "Intruder. Intruder."

collect wood. collect wood. collect stone.

shandemonium padawan (Doctor Casino), Friday, 19 February 2016 11:28 (eight years ago) link

I just had a hard lol reading the words "Intruder. Intruder."

maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 February 2016 13:16 (eight years ago) link

https://www.facebook.com/DidYouKnowVideo/videos/1003056193089357/

Mordy, Saturday, 20 February 2016 22:10 (eight years ago) link

continuing to lol at danielfromsl. "a terraforming nightmare" and "the long ruse" ftw. also some segments from "streaming madness," especially where he's teaching the guy how to fish.

shandemonium padawan (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 23 February 2016 03:49 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/vDy83kK.jpg

, Thursday, 25 February 2016 12:19 (eight years ago) link

omg

good thing i roll w/ images off too huh

goole, Thursday, 25 February 2016 16:55 (eight years ago) link

most decidedly NSF anything

Nhex, Friday, 26 February 2016 04:12 (eight years ago) link

http://youtu.be/4A-YQrbn-JQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A-YQrbn-JQ

Ranking the petting experience of every companion predator in Far Cry: Primal

Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Friday, 26 February 2016 18:07 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndvbP_idgjI

Nhex, Friday, 26 February 2016 19:54 (eight years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/irY0hlmODWu

, Sunday, 28 February 2016 16:05 (eight years ago) link

happy birthday gamemasteranthony

http://i.imgur.com/GiLzWWY.jpg

, Sunday, 28 February 2016 16:07 (eight years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/ewXiTDzM5aw

, Sunday, 28 February 2016 17:46 (eight years ago) link

http://shanghaiist.com/2016/03/05/devoted_gamer_takes_dump_in_bucket.php

, Saturday, 5 March 2016 14:55 (eight years ago) link

sometimes a sock just isn't big enough

Karl Malone, Saturday, 5 March 2016 15:00 (eight years ago) link

there's a long running youtube account GilvaSunner that posts rips of game soundtracks, mainly Nintendo stuff
e.g. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sG5YwPtetk
a couple of months ago someone started a parody account which is almost identical except most of the tunes turn into the Flintstones song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA49EMUToqs

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 13:31 (eight years ago) link

aaahahahaha that's brilliant

van damme death warrant (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 15:06 (eight years ago) link

Oh wow, from the same account https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnNpq4AwqWo

Evan, Wednesday, 9 March 2016 20:18 (eight years ago) link

The early uploads switch the image when the song changes. Later it goes deadpan.

remove butt (abanana), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 22:25 (eight years ago) link

ok that is great

Nhex, Thursday, 10 March 2016 00:20 (eight years ago) link

http://doomocrat.tumblr.com/post/140442565441

, Thursday, 10 March 2016 12:34 (eight years ago) link

there's a long running youtube account GilvaSunner that posts rips of game soundtracks, mainly Nintendo stuff
e.g.
a couple of months ago someone started a parody account which is almost identical except most of the tunes turn into the Flintstones song

― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Wednesday, March 9, 2016 6:31 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is the best thing ever omg

• (sleepingbag), Friday, 11 March 2016 08:42 (eight years ago) link

^^^ this

"This is the worst part." (stevie), Friday, 11 March 2016 14:13 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/vDY76sc.gifv

am0n, Friday, 11 March 2016 20:41 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qof5yx0Lh-A

• (sleepingbag), Saturday, 12 March 2016 06:49 (eight years ago) link

i can't get over these

• (sleepingbag), Saturday, 12 March 2016 06:49 (eight years ago) link

they're so good

ciderpress, Saturday, 12 March 2016 18:26 (eight years ago) link

inspired mashup here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VSf9NAjJV0

ciderpress, Saturday, 12 March 2016 18:54 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr-4cxJu6E0

ciderpress, Saturday, 12 March 2016 20:24 (eight years ago) link

I tried subscribing, but they put up dozens of videos a day.

remove butt (abanana), Saturday, 12 March 2016 22:14 (eight years ago) link

haha nice

Nhex, Sunday, 13 March 2016 21:58 (eight years ago) link

might be a repost but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrFpNheuJsk

am0n, Thursday, 17 March 2016 14:50 (eight years ago) link

lol why would they put that high five situation in the game

Nhex, Friday, 18 March 2016 00:43 (eight years ago) link

also love Lebron's slideback celebration

Nhex, Friday, 18 March 2016 00:47 (eight years ago) link

lol why would they put that high five situation in the game
― Nhex, Thursday, March 17, 2016 8:43 PM

realism

am0n, Friday, 18 March 2016 16:39 (eight years ago) link

i've always enjoyed how sports games get more comedic the more realistic they try to make them

ciderpress, Friday, 18 March 2016 16:44 (eight years ago) link

it was all downhill from nba jam and sensible soccer afaic

ripple-chested beefchrist (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 18 March 2016 16:47 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/pAusBD4.jpg?1

https://www.reddit.com/r/NintendoNX/comments/4avdcg/codename_nx/

i can't believe people think this is real

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 18 March 2016 16:50 (eight years ago) link

seems legit

ripple-chested beefchrist (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 18 March 2016 16:53 (eight years ago) link

you will say "wow i can't believe i thought that was real"

Karl Malone, Friday, 18 March 2016 16:56 (eight years ago) link

it's a cool concept, though. expanded iphone-esque screen with a couple analog sticks, could be cool

Karl Malone, Friday, 18 March 2016 16:57 (eight years ago) link

if there is an incredible haptic button revolution then it may be cool. but playing games using fake buttons on a touchscreen is not fun.

also on Neogaf they found where that screen image is from, and it is a highly cropped shot from a UE4 tech demo. by highly cropped i mean 75% of the screen is missing.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 18 March 2016 17:00 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAThQV-vj08

bnw, Sunday, 20 March 2016 18:11 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Hy92TV0.jpg

, Thursday, 24 March 2016 03:12 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RA0B7JzF27M

the music is kind of a jam tho

, Thursday, 24 March 2016 03:18 (eight years ago) link

lol

Nhex, Thursday, 24 March 2016 04:27 (eight years ago) link

i can't for the life of me figure out what that's supposed to be, stuck to the shitty controller thing

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 24 March 2016 04:55 (eight years ago) link

A lot of people didn't believe the above NX 'leak' was real until a 2nd source provided more detailed images of the same model. Coupled with gaming journalists and supposed insiders 'confirming' it, it was the hottest story of the week. Turns out a neogaf member had looked at the first fake and decided, brilliantly, to support it with his own instead of creating a new one. A new standard in pre-reveal hardware fakes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_B65J86D_8

abcfsk, Friday, 25 March 2016 12:35 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/RfbmfY6.jpg

am0n, Friday, 25 March 2016 19:15 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9lBf3N63a4

what game is this lol

, Saturday, 26 March 2016 12:42 (eight years ago) link

Prototype 2 i think

i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 26 March 2016 13:47 (eight years ago) link

lol

am0n, Saturday, 26 March 2016 18:43 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3nR_4F1anI

am0n, Saturday, 26 March 2016 18:46 (eight years ago) link

that is a horrifying noise

Nhex, Sunday, 27 March 2016 19:39 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/0bQbflB.jpg

, Monday, 28 March 2016 12:11 (eight years ago) link

deeply regret doing a phd instead of committing my life to doing this kind of thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB6eY73sLV0

o oops i see forks posted it in another thread

you could do another PhD, but in that.

petulant dick master (silby), Wednesday, 30 March 2016 05:19 (eight years ago) link

Peter Merdeyeux

yellow despackling power (Will M.), Wednesday, 30 March 2016 14:47 (eight years ago) link

my god

GilvaSunner seems to have put up an appropriate last video, there's a free 245(!) track album you can download as well https://gilvasunner.bandcamp.com/releases

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTSH4dKug4w

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 1 April 2016 06:46 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/ZsROKCb.jpg

, Sunday, 3 April 2016 13:36 (eight years ago) link

Any hints?

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 3 April 2016 16:14 (eight years ago) link

I just got it. didn't see the third human at first.

remove butt (abanana), Sunday, 3 April 2016 17:11 (eight years ago) link

is that FF VI fan art??

Nhex, Monday, 4 April 2016 20:35 (eight years ago) link

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sabin-train-suplex

remove butt (abanana), Monday, 4 April 2016 22:28 (eight years ago) link

man, deep cut

never ending bath infusion (Doctor Casino), Monday, 4 April 2016 22:52 (eight years ago) link

i don't know if i should be proud or ashamed that i was able to figure out that reference without knowing the meme
i guess more people remember the Phantom Train than you'd think!

Nhex, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 01:34 (eight years ago) link

Deep cut indeed!

i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 03:18 (eight years ago) link

now i actually want to play Skyrim!

Nhex, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 18:35 (eight years ago) link

i remember the phantom train.

then again i am 34 and single.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 21:39 (eight years ago) link

*goes in for sad high five*

Nhex, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 22:04 (eight years ago) link

great work from the dark souls twitter: https://twitter.com/DarkSoulsGame/status/718124482561318912

a lad of balls (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 8 April 2016 10:10 (eight years ago) link

Already deleted

Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Saturday, 9 April 2016 01:44 (eight years ago) link

aww :(

a lad of balls (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 9 April 2016 15:28 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/10v84e1.png

, Saturday, 9 April 2016 21:18 (eight years ago) link

hahaha

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Sunday, 10 April 2016 16:08 (eight years ago) link

Final Fantasy 15: Dick Squad
http://assets.vg247.com/current//2015/10/final_fantasy_15.jpg

an opportunity thick enough to taste (snoball), Sunday, 10 April 2016 17:20 (eight years ago) link

This has basically cured my Sunday Night Sad for this weekend.

an opportunity thick enough to taste (snoball), Sunday, 10 April 2016 17:23 (eight years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/CMmFGeN.jpg

Nhex, Sunday, 10 April 2016 21:19 (eight years ago) link

Five time c+p winner for sure

i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Monday, 11 April 2016 06:24 (eight years ago) link

took me 3 views to get the lol in that one

yellow despackling power (Will M.), Monday, 11 April 2016 14:10 (eight years ago) link

https://twitter.com/britishgaming/status/719530399270060032

Neil S, Monday, 11 April 2016 14:34 (eight years ago) link

<3 u forever Suda 51

i still don't get why Eisenberg-Luthor is standing in front of a gargoyle or why he's wielding a yellow electronic sphere - nether of these appear in the movie

Nhex, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 02:31 (eight years ago) link

Is that a screenshot of an actual game or did someone photoshop Doctor Who: Legacy?

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 15:51 (eight years ago) link

it's for real, hasn't hit the NA version of Puzzle and Dragons yet. weirder that Japan is getting that collab first!

Nhex, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 18:45 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/ON3YdKY.png

, Saturday, 16 April 2016 12:57 (eight years ago) link

lollllllllllll

never ending bath infusion (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 16 April 2016 15:50 (eight years ago) link

xpost feel like going by "steph" would be the easiest way out of that one, but obviously that doesn't help when teacher takes attendance on the first day of class.

never ending bath infusion (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 16 April 2016 16:07 (eight years ago) link

http://i68.tinypic.com/2z3xwdf.jpg

• (sleepingbag), Sunday, 17 April 2016 19:49 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/EX0BRGN.jpg

, Saturday, 23 April 2016 13:56 (eight years ago) link

Yes, I would assume most people's brains are developed enough by the age of ten to be completely baffled by adults who believe in chemtrails.

Trash Sandwich (Old Lunch), Saturday, 23 April 2016 14:24 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vwa3wb0bakg

am0n, Saturday, 23 April 2016 18:56 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72QoYb8f4wk

am0n, Monday, 25 April 2016 21:56 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/s4nv4Vu.jpg

, Saturday, 30 April 2016 19:14 (seven years ago) link

bernie sanders is a fkn n00b - and here's why

the oven is too big for a small egg (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 30 April 2016 19:41 (seven years ago) link

https://youtu.be/ryvPLy1a1j8

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Monday, 2 May 2016 10:49 (seven years ago) link

(news about DSP caught 'self shaming')

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Monday, 2 May 2016 10:50 (seven years ago) link

He should be ashamed, but less ashamed than anyone who can listen to that channel for more than 10 seconds.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 2 May 2016 19:06 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/jodFiQ9.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/570bcGG.jpg

, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 13:40 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ChxrqK2UkAAOEVp.jpg

, Friday, 6 May 2016 13:43 (seven years ago) link

http://motherboard.vice.com/blog/who-is-the-last-active-player-in-this-long-dead-mmo-active-worlds

That was fantastic. Reminded me of Otherland.

jmm, Friday, 6 May 2016 14:10 (seven years ago) link

I was pretty busy on ActiveWorlds in like, 1997 or 1998 I think. Last I checked in, around ten years ago, everything I built was still there. The engine back then was way more primitive than even what we see in that article/video - there certainly was not topography or anything like that. But it was very peaceful and enjoyable to build your little house or whatever, until pranksters with scripts or other building tools cruised through and built a 1,000-mile-long, fifty-food-wide swath of animated flame gifs and anti-Micro$oft propaganda.

sisterhood of the baggering vance (Doctor Casino), Friday, 6 May 2016 16:00 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/t3iNYpd.png

, Sunday, 8 May 2016 16:25 (seven years ago) link

amazing

Nhex, Monday, 9 May 2016 14:38 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/KFe1wly.png

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Monday, 9 May 2016 16:08 (seven years ago) link

https://gfycat.com/TediousDemandingDikkops

am0n, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 14:23 (seven years ago) link

Ha

Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 15:40 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/agc11nR.png

, Thursday, 12 May 2016 12:03 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPfZRjKv3-0

am0n, Thursday, 12 May 2016 18:15 (seven years ago) link

Not finding many lols in that trigglypuff shitshow tbh.

JimD, Friday, 13 May 2016 08:45 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/vaGYHgI.jpg

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Monday, 16 May 2016 23:52 (seven years ago) link

https://gfycat.com/FickleBrokenFlyinglemur

Evan, Thursday, 19 May 2016 19:12 (seven years ago) link

shades of breaking madden

El Tomboto, Thursday, 19 May 2016 19:18 (seven years ago) link

https://gfycat.com/ThriftyYoungAfricancivet

Evan, Thursday, 19 May 2016 19:24 (seven years ago) link

the former reminds me of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daysCqmqd2Y

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Thursday, 19 May 2016 21:22 (seven years ago) link

Not the trad game-related lols perhaps but still

dive straight into the more compelling and totally not-nonsensical arguments about how the green pigs invade the bird’s homeland, an eagle fails to help, and the three main birds are the same color as the German flag.

http://www.vulture.com/2016/05/angry-birds-about-trump-probably-not.html

Lol

El Tomboto, Sunday, 22 May 2016 18:05 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ciwq384VAAAilA4.jpg

goole, Monday, 23 May 2016 16:43 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/ZBb4cEM.jpg

, Monday, 23 May 2016 20:30 (seven years ago) link

ahahahaha

DJP, Monday, 23 May 2016 21:04 (seven years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/i1n1BuehbdF

, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 12:23 (seven years ago) link

??

ghosts that don't exist (Neil S), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 12:36 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/cpibFku.gif

, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 02:23 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXyItgUBgbo

Evan, Thursday, 26 May 2016 20:10 (seven years ago) link

wowwww

bucyrus ohio, vus cun nus en l’aria (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 26 May 2016 21:04 (seven years ago) link

I prefer this version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZfcrZWiSQY

remove butt (abanana), Friday, 27 May 2016 01:27 (seven years ago) link

I wouldn't tell anyone that if I were you.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 27 May 2016 07:09 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/ffBptcE.jpg

, Friday, 27 May 2016 12:56 (seven years ago) link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puzzle_video_game#Hidden_object_game

JimD, Friday, 27 May 2016 15:30 (seven years ago) link

haah i found it! look at that beige paint on the floor under the desk, it's the same color as the wall!

*VIOLENTLY SLAPS KNEE, DIES*

yellow despackling power (Will M.), Friday, 27 May 2016 15:57 (seven years ago) link

I can see the need for most of those things, but why would you need that many copies of Cataclysm? It didn't provide free time or a character level boost.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 27 May 2016 15:58 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/FDOfdDt.jpg

, Sunday, 29 May 2016 15:39 (seven years ago) link

Jeet Heer
an hour ago

White supremacists have a new hero: Red, the Angry Bird.

goole, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 18:51 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_IObmyIFbE

ulysses, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 18:59 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/IL6E5qv.gif

am0n, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 19:33 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/TuXk5AG.jpg

benzarro ghazarri (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 May 2016 22:21 (seven years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/i3ZuHPQHL2W

De La Soul is no Major Lazer (ulysses), Friday, 10 June 2016 18:37 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/3TD72go.gifv

am0n, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link

he's one to talk

bitcoin bajas (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 18:05 (seven years ago) link

was gonna say
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClfzqQcWgAA_dEB.jpg

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 18:14 (seven years ago) link

haha

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Thursday, 23 June 2016 20:05 (seven years ago) link

Hmm. Not sure if that's working...

Evan, Sunday, 26 June 2016 04:27 (seven years ago) link

https://youtu.be/Bie-tjpMBy8?t=28m30s

Evan, Sunday, 26 June 2016 04:28 (seven years ago) link

Ignore the first link.

Evan, Sunday, 26 June 2016 04:35 (seven years ago) link

idgi (except that it provides more fuel for my suspicion that the game is fundamentally boring)

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 26 June 2016 08:21 (seven years ago) link

I thought repetitive dick stabs were amusing tbh. The fact that it was the only method to beating that boss quickly.

Evan, Sunday, 26 June 2016 22:38 (seven years ago) link

lol

am0n, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 17:19 (seven years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/5B0QQqVuI2X

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 20:11 (seven years ago) link

sorry but this made me lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sQIYs1AJU8

ejemplo (crüt), Friday, 8 July 2016 00:34 (seven years ago) link

http://imgur.com/gallery/sxvAZth

i think i need to avoid this game

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Saturday, 9 July 2016 16:02 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/sxvAZth.jpg

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Saturday, 9 July 2016 16:03 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/WsSEZjH.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/QDcE4Gs.png

, Thursday, 14 July 2016 13:16 (seven years ago) link

literally the first time I have ever heard the word "Invizimals"

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Thursday, 14 July 2016 16:07 (seven years ago) link

sony's been trying to make this happen for years.

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 14 July 2016 17:08 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/QX3IZK8.png

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Saturday, 16 July 2016 20:17 (seven years ago) link

unreal lol

Nhex, Sunday, 17 July 2016 02:28 (seven years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/iZJXa7DArt2

, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 11:19 (seven years ago) link

game-related terrorz of some fashion

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 11:31 (seven years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/OAYjJj2V57z

slam dunk, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 22:18 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzPvx8VUSDw

, Saturday, 23 July 2016 21:43 (seven years ago) link

hahah! i kinda love that you can even do that tbh

Nhex, Sunday, 31 July 2016 19:05 (seven years ago) link

I just took this snapshot, no alterations.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CpXiJtaW8AAgNvO.jpg

"Stop researching my life" (Ste), Monday, 8 August 2016 21:40 (seven years ago) link

nice.

Nhex, Monday, 8 August 2016 22:56 (seven years ago) link

Are you the one on the right?

write sed fread (Leee), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 00:24 (seven years ago) link

that's a "me IRL" championship contender right there

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 00:50 (seven years ago) link

What game? A GTA?

[sees Sprunk ad] of course it is - but which one has CATS???

the pc one does, I presume ps4 and xbox one too.

"Stop researching my life" (Ste), Friday, 12 August 2016 14:12 (seven years ago) link

cat is in foreground lying on a wall, Franklin for some reason was just looking up at the sky. maneuvered camera angle to get that shot.

Hilarious thing was, after the shot, I walked towards the cat and he fell off the wall and did some mad scramble to run off.

"Stop researching my life" (Ste), Friday, 12 August 2016 14:15 (seven years ago) link

I did not know there were cats in GTA now. This is almost enough to make me upgrade to XBONE.

They're pretty useless tbf

"Stop researching my life" (Ste), Friday, 12 August 2016 14:41 (seven years ago) link

Just like real cats then, eh?

via mookie on the damage contrololz thread
https://soundcloud.com/starmanmashups/nes-vs-ellie-goulding-castlevania-starlight-star-man-mashup

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Saturday, 13 August 2016 15:48 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CptRB8GUIAM9asw.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 15 August 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link

what a punchable post

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Monday, 15 August 2016 15:52 (seven years ago) link

"thank you, servant" turns 30

goole, Monday, 15 August 2016 15:54 (seven years ago) link

urgh that reddit

"Stop researching my life" (Ste), Monday, 15 August 2016 17:02 (seven years ago) link

"someone who so virulently slurs that which has brought us all together"

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 15 August 2016 17:27 (seven years ago) link

also, source on the "thank you servant" turning 30?
it's one of my all time fave posts anywhere

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 15 August 2016 17:27 (seven years ago) link

that thing is less frustrating and more funny if you imagine in the voice of minkus from boy meets world

a simba man (Will M.), Monday, 15 August 2016 17:37 (seven years ago) link

https://youtu.be/CrbaPi5J0Eg

, Tuesday, 16 August 2016 12:59 (seven years ago) link

maybe i need to be playing that

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 16:19 (seven years ago) link

<3 Yoko Taro <3 http://twitter.com/yokotaro/status/765926126816403456

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 15:45 (seven years ago) link

cross-post too much time on ilx

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 23 August 2016 14:07 (seven years ago) link

classics of game

https://twitter.com/daromeon/status/737663204101230592

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 20:41 (seven years ago) link

Um

Don't boo, vote (DJP), Friday, 26 August 2016 21:20 (seven years ago) link

intrigued by this game Valley. read 1 v positive review and 1 v negative. anyone tried it?

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 26 August 2016 22:27 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ssAEb1cn98

am0n, Sunday, 28 August 2016 02:01 (seven years ago) link

Ha. This take a bit to get going, but I find it good when it gets there:

https://www.change.org/p/all-pikmin-fans-around-the-globe-petition-for-nintendo-to-cancel-pikmin-3ds

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Friday, 2 September 2016 17:32 (seven years ago) link

i signed

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 2 September 2016 17:48 (seven years ago) link

haha so good

Nhex, Friday, 2 September 2016 21:59 (seven years ago) link

I just want to thank you all for getting us all this far. The TRUE voices of the Pikmin fandom are being heard around the world and it's heartening to see. No longer will Reggie Betray-Aime and his fanboy cronies deny us the TRUE Pikmin sequel we all deserve. We don't care what their "artistic vision" is. They have to change the game or cancel it altogether, or else it's CENSORED.

We've almost reached 200 signatures, more than double what I needed to show JEROME in my Language Arts class. But unfortunately, his laughing reaction shows we still have more work to do.

As a side note, JEROME, if you're reading this, and I know you are because you're obsessed with me, how does it feel to be insignificant? How does it feel to be a TINY MITE against what I've accomplished? Now you're the powerless one! You and your dad TODD (I will never call him Dad and I will NEVER CALL YOU BROTHER!)

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Saturday, 3 September 2016 16:54 (seven years ago) link

Fight the same series of JEROME in the forect for an hour or two? I DON'T THINK SO. I think I'll BEAT THE GAME 3 times.

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 3 September 2016 17:04 (seven years ago) link

The updates, particularly the Jerome one, are not to be slept on.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 3 September 2016 18:40 (seven years ago) link

one love doc casino

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Saturday, 3 September 2016 19:05 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji9qSuQapFY

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 3 September 2016 20:38 (seven years ago) link

On Friday I was sent to Principal Hardin's office for TRYING TO SPEAK MY MIND in class due to Mrs. Woodbridge's BETRAYAL and JEROME's HATEFULNESS. Even though I tried to explain to him my side of the story, he obviously didn't care and tyranically called my parents. He ordered me to write an apology letter to my class. NO WAY. Not until he orders JEROME to apologize to me for bullying me at home.

Instead, I will protest in non-violent ways by chastising him with words.

You're officially on notice too, Principal Hardin.


Clickbait Article Theater: All Night's 10 Unofficial Rules for the Strip Club

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Sunday, 4 September 2016 15:00 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBpEu-mZYrw

, Saturday, 10 September 2016 13:15 (seven years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/e7LxV9bYwdT

, Sunday, 11 September 2016 14:01 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/7MsJkRm.jpg

esempiu (crüt), Monday, 12 September 2016 19:19 (seven years ago) link

lol

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Monday, 12 September 2016 23:36 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw9KcqQSRRI&feature=youtu.be

Evan, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 02:39 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw9KcqQSRRI

Evan, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 02:40 (seven years ago) link

there

Evan, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 02:40 (seven years ago) link

war... war never changes

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 03:37 (seven years ago) link

that looks like Goat Simulator with bi-planes, could be amazing!

Neil S, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 06:33 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahwwuy1aLkE

am0n, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 15:45 (seven years ago) link

guy still rolls up in cargo shorts smh

goole, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 17:00 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmzKWW02Nw8

Pheeel, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 22:06 (seven years ago) link

http://imgur.com/a/LX5db

am0n, Thursday, 22 September 2016 20:06 (seven years ago) link

"secret Waluigi love path" !!!

Mordy, Sunday, 25 September 2016 14:40 (seven years ago) link

the first licensed nintendo iphone game

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 25 September 2016 21:01 (seven years ago) link

Sex noises louder now

A bear made of Tetris blocks (stevie), Thursday, 29 September 2016 12:57 (seven years ago) link

lol

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 30 September 2016 05:39 (seven years ago) link

http://www.ticketmaster.com/game-grumps-new-york-new-york-10-07-2016/event/000050CEBEF17C4B

Come hang out with Arin and Danny for a live episode of Game Grumps!! The two will be playing games, making jokes and having a blast in front of a live audience; ending the night with a super sensual Q&A session!!!

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Thursday, 6 October 2016 17:11 (seven years ago) link

um

¶ (DJP), Thursday, 6 October 2016 17:27 (seven years ago) link

tickets are only $28, imagine what fun you'll have

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Thursday, 6 October 2016 17:38 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Slx95WBB6M0&feature=youtu.be

Nhex, Thursday, 13 October 2016 04:45 (seven years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/ZcjgEe0.gifv

am0n, Thursday, 20 October 2016 15:36 (seven years ago) link

lol

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Saturday, 22 October 2016 21:00 (seven years ago) link

Giant lol at Cambridge Trust Company

¶ (DJP), Sunday, 23 October 2016 20:11 (seven years ago) link

Speaking of GTA, usually these sorts of videos aren't my thing but this one really got me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU6WC4dpaHM

Evan, Monday, 24 October 2016 14:34 (seven years ago) link

heh not bad

definitely got a pipe dream these days of raking in that fat streamer cash, seems like a fun gig

Nhex, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 08:10 (seven years ago) link

yeah i remember in the early 90s my parents cutting out a Foxtrot comic where they ask him to get a job or something and he says he's going to be a professional video game player and that's the joke.

the future is a joke.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 26 October 2016 14:43 (seven years ago) link

om

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Wednesday, 26 October 2016 15:11 (seven years ago) link

isn't there a Far Side cartoon on a similar theme too?

Is that my hand, manatee? (stevie), Friday, 28 October 2016 15:22 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/kNFTui7.jpg

Nhex, Friday, 28 October 2016 19:11 (seven years ago) link

ABC is great, not sure where the lolz are there.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 28 October 2016 19:13 (seven years ago) link

relevant to topic discussion about becoming yuk yuk a professional video gamer

Nhex, Friday, 28 October 2016 19:43 (seven years ago) link

that grab that auto 5 video really is brilliant

NI, Saturday, 29 October 2016 14:20 (seven years ago) link

Now this is worthwhile ad copy that actually activates my interests:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/516750/

MY SUMMER CAR is the ultimate car owning, building, fixing, tuning, maintenance AND permadeath life survival simulator. You start the game with hundreds of loose parts and assemble both car and engine. Not only you need to maintain your car, but yourself as well. Sausages, beer and sleeping will do just fine.

If everything goes well, you have a working car which you can use for various 1990's Finnish countryside summer activities. Basically doing stupid things under influence of alcohol.

http://cdn.edgecast.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/516750/ss_054fac5b897614bc39a30262c627d271b076e934.1920x1080.jpg?t=1477383275

http://cdn.edgecast.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/516750/ss_72d540da120536d7344504bf8db455e8a1129623.1920x1080.jpg?t=1477383275

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Saturday, 5 November 2016 05:22 (seven years ago) link

wow until I clicked on the link I thought this was too good to be true! Getting this.

"Stop researching my life" (Ste), Saturday, 5 November 2016 14:32 (seven years ago) link

lol content warning? really?

Nhex, Saturday, 5 November 2016 16:34 (seven years ago) link

There was the finger

"Stop researching my life" (Ste), Sunday, 6 November 2016 01:50 (seven years ago) link

I may have misunderstood everything

"Stop researching my life" (Ste), Sunday, 6 November 2016 01:52 (seven years ago) link

"Again with the finger!"

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Sunday, 6 November 2016 08:08 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/Swizzasaur/status/797941221016670208

||||||||, Tuesday, 15 November 2016 21:34 (seven years ago) link

^I found a vagina in Watch Dogs 2 and Sony suspended me

||||||||, Tuesday, 15 November 2016 21:34 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/hWJd2qg.gif

just another (diamonddave85), Saturday, 19 November 2016 20:13 (seven years ago) link

feel like this kinda thing has been happening with a lot of these rushed remasters

Nhex, Saturday, 19 November 2016 22:24 (seven years ago) link

lol amazing

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 20 November 2016 17:19 (seven years ago) link

who's the guy in blackface?!

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 21:56 (seven years ago) link

TOASTY

Nhex, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 22:26 (seven years ago) link

Thought that was Robert Redford in the bottom row for a sec

Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 22:35 (seven years ago) link

that is the most flattering thing that anyone has ever said regarding steve bannon's appearance

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 22:40 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/xFxonWN.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 2 December 2016 18:17 (seven years ago) link

hope there's a full transcript somewhere
http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2016/02/kojima-del-toro-vow-to-work-together-again-after-silent-hills-debacle/

Nhex, Friday, 2 December 2016 23:09 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/desubluz/status/807161912714817536

, Monday, 12 December 2016 20:51 (seven years ago) link

poll:

Settings

Ability to change sex interaction progression: category progression (random animations), stage progression, disabled

Ability to disable gender restrictions and use any animation for any gender

Ability to enable ‘Always Accept’ setting which makes every sim accept every sex proposition

Ability to enable/disable selected animations

Ability to change sex initiation and make sims instantly teleport to the sex location (requires Always Accept setting to be enabled)

Ability to disable taking off shoes when in sex interaction

Ability to enable auto full outfit undressing when in sex interaction

Ability to disable undressing when in sex interaction

Customization of sex positions: (for animators)

Modify sex position duration and genders

Specify locations of sex position (any objects/category of objects/floor)

Specify locations that are excluded from the sex position if category of objects includes it

Set which cloting should be removed for sex position

Set to force undressing of shoes

Create stages of sex positions to play them one by one

Define preferred gender of an actor if actor can be both genders

Apply custom height and facing angle offset to location of sex position

¶ (DJP), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 22:00 (seven years ago) link

the NSFW screenshots are soooo lol, especially that one pointed out in the comments w/the super casual workplace bj

Nhex, Thursday, 15 December 2016 06:01 (seven years ago) link

Ability to disable taking off shoes when in sex interaction

FINALLY

Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 December 2016 06:40 (seven years ago) link

For a second I thought we were on the 'stuff you can't do' thread.

emil.y, Thursday, 15 December 2016 10:04 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYCkvUDj4LI

Ste, Sunday, 18 December 2016 02:03 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW_wLhYErR8&feature=youtu.be&t=4m24s

qualx, Sunday, 18 December 2016 02:14 (seven years ago) link

ok nvm ilx dammit nvm

qualx, Sunday, 18 December 2016 02:15 (seven years ago) link

lol

Nhex, Sunday, 18 December 2016 07:39 (seven years ago) link

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s4fhphgtrwgzp9lr9q29.jpg

am0n, Sunday, 18 December 2016 23:33 (seven years ago) link

finally

just another (diamonddave85), Monday, 19 December 2016 16:28 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSDFTx0M1pY&feature=youtu.be

Evan, Thursday, 22 December 2016 16:57 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSDFTx0M1pY

Evan, Thursday, 22 December 2016 16:58 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt2oXA3NNaM&feature=youtu.be&t=87

ciderpress, Thursday, 29 December 2016 02:50 (seven years ago) link

https://youtu.be/Bt2oXA3NNaM?t=1m27s

ciderpress, Thursday, 29 December 2016 02:52 (seven years ago) link

Ghost81 5 days ago
AAAAGHHH!
AUGHHHH!
AAAAAGH!!
AUGHHH!!!!!

am0n, Thursday, 29 December 2016 16:08 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLvgx44T-k4

Karl Malone, Monday, 2 January 2017 23:48 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/pR6vrx9.png

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:36 (seven years ago) link

... is that a Clickhole oral history of Kingdom Hearts?

mega pegasus for reindeer (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 04:55 (seven years ago) link

there is an actual oral history of FFVII making the rounds, that's a shop of it

qualx, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 05:00 (seven years ago) link

hahaha

Nhex, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 18:36 (seven years ago) link

http://gifyu.com/images/lol482c5.gif

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 13 January 2017 20:23 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/LennyReviews/status/821224344089149440

jamiesummerz, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 16:47 (seven years ago) link

holy shit that's amazing

is that a yakuza game? i've never played one but if there are chicken sidekicks i've def been missing out all this time

How To: Make the perfect summer jorts (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 16:51 (seven years ago) link

nugget has joined your team as a manager

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 16:51 (seven years ago) link

yeah I just made a mental note to myself to stop ignoring that franchise

(The caption: “fine dining.”) (DJP), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 16:54 (seven years ago) link

is that the new yakuza?

Mordy, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 16:55 (seven years ago) link

the silent exchange of glances between the guy and nugget is killing me

How To: Make the perfect summer jorts (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 16:56 (seven years ago) link

yeah i think i have to play that.

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 17:02 (seven years ago) link

yakuza games are awesome. even the one where kazuma spends like half the game running an orphanage. super hype for this.

adam, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 17:10 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/MACmRHR.gifv

swae lee rigby (||||||||), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 18:55 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/MACmRHR.gifv

swae lee rigby (||||||||), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 18:55 (seven years ago) link

i guess i need to play titanfall to get it?

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 18:58 (seven years ago) link

oh god that yakuza thing had me rolling

Nhex, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 19:21 (seven years ago) link

It's from Yakuza 0.

jamiesummerz, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 00:52 (seven years ago) link

that is weirdly upsetting

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 19 January 2017 11:18 (seven years ago) link

https://s30.postimg.org/b88rchoc1/2d_P8_WJ.gif

sleepingbag, Saturday, 21 January 2017 19:26 (seven years ago) link

that is weirdly upsetting

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 21 January 2017 21:04 (seven years ago) link

xxxp lol

2017, how bad could it be? (snoball), Saturday, 21 January 2017 21:08 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2us4T-XgAMIoNX.jpg

Ste, Sunday, 22 January 2017 13:03 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/PHD6DAk.gif

swae lee rigby (||||||||), Sunday, 22 January 2017 17:39 (seven years ago) link

speaking as someone who preordered no man's sky:

otm

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 22 January 2017 17:41 (seven years ago) link

lol

Karl Malone, Sunday, 22 January 2017 17:42 (seven years ago) link

Ha

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 03:55 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/RowanKaiser/status/825964519641853952

Mordy, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 04:25 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/C0V3Vd5.jpg

just another (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 16:04 (seven years ago) link

so many stairs, the most stairs

stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 16:15 (seven years ago) link

oh god flashbacks

(lol tho)

bayland rippenkroeger, stunt artiste (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 17:34 (seven years ago) link

http://media.giphy.com/media/l3q2HXzsQEiam4tNK/giphy.gif

suggest bannon (||||||||), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 22:49 (seven years ago) link

wtf

PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 22:58 (seven years ago) link

nintendo getting into an adult market in a weird way

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 23:35 (seven years ago) link

do all millennials hang out on rooftops? am I not a real millennial? where the fuck are all these rooftop bars nintendo knows about?

qualx, Thursday, 2 February 2017 02:43 (seven years ago) link

you have to know the secret millennial password to get on the rooftop

Karl Malone, Thursday, 2 February 2017 02:46 (seven years ago) link

bernie would have won

qualx, Thursday, 2 February 2017 02:49 (seven years ago) link

harry potter myers-briggs matrix

qualx, Thursday, 2 February 2017 02:53 (seven years ago) link

privilege as a meme

qualx, Thursday, 2 February 2017 02:53 (seven years ago) link

defeating fascism by preferring jay-z's streaming service

qualx, Thursday, 2 February 2017 02:55 (seven years ago) link

basically every rooftop party i've been to since i got to my thirties has sucked

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Thursday, 2 February 2017 06:19 (seven years ago) link

is this by the same guy who did the amazing GTA rip-off games reviews above? superb stuff either way.

NI, Thursday, 2 February 2017 15:26 (seven years ago) link

ah yeah i see it is. are all his videos funny/angry like this? i could watch them for hours

NI, Thursday, 2 February 2017 15:26 (seven years ago) link

they're a mix but i love those two.

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Thursday, 2 February 2017 15:55 (seven years ago) link

he never explains the 700,000 figure though. how can they claim that?

NI, Thursday, 2 February 2017 16:56 (seven years ago) link

they just put it in big numbers on the box

softie (silby), Thursday, 2 February 2017 17:05 (seven years ago) link

iirc the typical scam is that each game has some number of modes which can be counted as separate gaming experiences, if you really think about it. tetris: playing for the highest score, or the most lines cleared? very different! or, hell, count each level as a separate game! that's if they feel the need to back up the claim at all.

stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 2 February 2017 17:13 (seven years ago) link

no man's buy

stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), Friday, 3 February 2017 00:23 (seven years ago) link

$15 is about my buy point for that

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Friday, 3 February 2017 18:56 (seven years ago) link

they should just get it over with and convert no man's sky to a bit coin collection game, make it free and pay people to mine bitcoins/resources

Karl Malone, Friday, 3 February 2017 18:57 (seven years ago) link

anyone wanna buy my copy hmu

for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 3 February 2017 19:17 (seven years ago) link

what you want for it?

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Friday, 3 February 2017 19:22 (seven years ago) link

sean murray's head on a pike, ideally

for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 3 February 2017 19:25 (seven years ago) link

lol, out of my price range still sadly

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Friday, 3 February 2017 19:31 (seven years ago) link

srsly tho if you want it i'm happy to post it to you gratis, although i think you'd need to create an eu ps4 account to access the updates (you're in the us right?). easily done, and you can still play thru your main account afterwards

ilxmail me if you're up for it

for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 3 February 2017 19:36 (seven years ago) link

aw, thanks; I don't think i much would switch back and forth on an EU account. It's kind of you to offer though!

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Friday, 3 February 2017 19:50 (seven years ago) link

cool, no prob

offer's open to any of my other ilxgamers out there too, i promise the gypsy's curse on my copy has only killed a handful of my family members

for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 3 February 2017 19:53 (seven years ago) link

two years pass...

Mordy, Friday, 3 February 2017 20:06 (seven years ago) link

no man's sky: the game so cursed i literally cannot even give it away

for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 3 February 2017 20:09 (seven years ago) link

I think this is probably the Yakuza thread now (and there are more than no lols) - Yakuza review Yakuza http://boingboing.net/2010/08/10/yakuza-3-review.html

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 4 February 2017 10:47 (seven years ago) link

lol

Mordy, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 23:29 (seven years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/M4XQZFE.jpg

, Wednesday, 8 February 2017 00:46 (seven years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/yXbup5A.jpg

, Friday, 10 February 2017 19:35 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/CEtrv3f.gifv

longstreth wears NMDs (||||||||), Saturday, 11 February 2017 21:33 (seven years ago) link

is there a mcleroy brothers thread / mbmbam / etc? because 90% of my game-related lolz lately have been due to car boys

why ruin a good tradition? (Will M.), Friday, 24 February 2017 23:05 (seven years ago) link

I've spent the past 4 months listening to nothing but TAZ in my car. I think they've only been mentioned in the podcast thread

qualx, Friday, 24 February 2017 23:34 (seven years ago) link

Car boys/touch the Skyrim/cool games inc = high grade nonsense lols.

barbarian radge (NotEnough), Saturday, 25 February 2017 04:06 (seven years ago) link

links? not sure what you guys are talking about and i am too lame to google.

removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Saturday, 25 February 2017 04:58 (seven years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/user/polygon/videos

qualx, Saturday, 25 February 2017 05:03 (seven years ago) link

i don't keep up with many of griffin's shows because there's so damn much of it but i've been watching peacecraft from the beginning and i love it

qualx, Saturday, 25 February 2017 05:03 (seven years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLaDrN74SfdT6FvTs9d2JPLJnVRjnjIlfo
Griffin and nick dick around with a feature rich but v buggy car crash simulator. Staggering how much mileage (cars!) there is in this.

http://www.polygon.com/touch-the-skyrim
Griffin and nick dick around with installing random mods in Skyrim in an attempt to break it. Maybe only fun if you've played a lot of Skyrim?

https://soundcloud.com/coolgamesinc
Podcast where Griffin and nick think up dumb ideas for video games. As with all podcasts involving quipping, quality is variable,but I recall ep 1 (mamma likes it al dente) to be a strong start.

barbarian radge (NotEnough), Saturday, 25 February 2017 10:03 (seven years ago) link

as someone who didn't play too much skyrim i still get great enjoyment from "touch the skyrim"

why ruin a good tradition? (Will M.), Saturday, 25 February 2017 21:05 (seven years ago) link

also griffin did a pokemon Y nuzlocke run a few months ago which is now done but worth watching if you like the pokemon games.

why ruin a good tradition? (Will M.), Saturday, 25 February 2017 21:06 (seven years ago) link

shd i just start a mcelroy thread? those three boys are increasingly taking up a larger share of the real estate in my brain these days

why ruin a good tradition? (Will M.), Saturday, 25 February 2017 21:09 (seven years ago) link

i've considered it in the past but i can't figure out how ilx they are

qualx, Saturday, 25 February 2017 21:52 (seven years ago) link

omg these skyrim videos

adam, Sunday, 26 February 2017 01:45 (seven years ago) link

i don't listen to many podcasts but a friend of mine happened to be playing CoolGamesInc in his car recently and i really liked listening to it. it's just kind of them riffing on various things but it made me laugh

Karl Malone, Sunday, 26 February 2017 01:53 (seven years ago) link

happy birthday gamemasteranthony

, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 21:46 (seven years ago) link

I love the McElroys, Monster Factory, Peacecraft and Touch The Skyrim all essential - less enamoured of Car Boys. CoolGamesInc I only check in with when I've run out of MbMbAm and Adventure Zone (probably my fav McElroy thing); Nick Robinson is ok, but not as good a foil for Griffin as his good good brothers are I think.

Daniel_Rf, Friday, 3 March 2017 10:30 (seven years ago) link

I've been obsessively watching all the Monster Factories & Peacecraft since hearing about them on this thread.

emil.y, Friday, 3 March 2017 13:43 (seven years ago) link

Make sure your sound is on- helps enhance the ending.

https://twitter.com/tubusigorigori/status/837941296194973696

Evan, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 22:10 (seven years ago) link

haha!!!

Nhex, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 23:35 (seven years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/qTZ1dv2.png

, Friday, 10 March 2017 17:14 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNpO49ZDIzs

dollar general (am0n), Friday, 10 March 2017 23:58 (seven years ago) link

definitely trump

El Tomboto, Saturday, 11 March 2017 00:17 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xRCncgV4RQ

dollar general (am0n), Saturday, 11 March 2017 00:35 (seven years ago) link

lol @ Mario getting seriously winded at like 50 seconds into that

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 11 March 2017 16:05 (seven years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/wWpLfuO.jpg

, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 14:15 (seven years ago) link

'tony wins but bam dies from his injuries'

not even my mate ross king sniffed out this hot gossip (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 15 March 2017 14:17 (seven years ago) link

lol

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 15 March 2017 14:28 (seven years ago) link

looks like the new Mass Effect is a mess, lots of gifs of amazong animation jank going around but this is just ...
https://webmshare.com/Dm0Nz

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Thursday, 16 March 2017 06:28 (seven years ago) link

lol http://my.mixtape.moe/meplxn.mp4

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Thursday, 16 March 2017 06:29 (seven years ago) link

wtf

Nhex, Thursday, 16 March 2017 08:00 (seven years ago) link

xxp I was expecting the character's head to suddenly turn inside out, but then I remembered that this is a Bioware game, not one by Ubisoft.

well the bitter comes out better on a stolen Switch cartridge (snoball), Thursday, 16 March 2017 08:42 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Rq9zqLP.gifv

dollar general (am0n), Thursday, 16 March 2017 17:23 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zUilV_oemg

dollar general (am0n), Friday, 17 March 2017 00:16 (seven years ago) link

https://i.imgflip.com/1li1sj.gif

||||||||, Friday, 17 March 2017 07:43 (seven years ago) link

heh i like that animation

Nhex, Friday, 17 March 2017 10:00 (seven years ago) link

Is that the voice of Kumail Nanjiani?

PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Friday, 17 March 2017 11:18 (seven years ago) link

(xps) that walking animation GIF - looks like the character is dealing with the effect of a mass in their underpants.

well the bitter comes out better on a stolen Switch cartridge (snoball), Friday, 17 March 2017 11:28 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB7GU_bA5U0

dollar general (am0n), Friday, 17 March 2017 14:28 (seven years ago) link

omg

not even my mate ross king sniffed out this hot gossip (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 17 March 2017 14:29 (seven years ago) link

that is def kumail btw

removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Friday, 17 March 2017 17:45 (seven years ago) link

the gift that keeps on giving
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgFHIR7lLC0

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Sunday, 19 March 2017 12:18 (seven years ago) link

I thought this was already posted somewhere but I can't see it, so here it is again. I can't stop looking at it

https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/843147272921653248

PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Sunday, 19 March 2017 12:45 (seven years ago) link

... and it keeps reminding me of this

http://www.montrealgazette.com/cms/binary/6820722.jpg

PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Sunday, 19 March 2017 12:49 (seven years ago) link

xp serious business! saving everyone!

Nhex, Monday, 20 March 2017 20:41 (seven years ago) link

also WAUUUUUGH at that horrifying animation that shit gives me the shivers

Nhex, Monday, 20 March 2017 20:41 (seven years ago) link

I thought this was already posted somewhere but I can't see it,

It's on the trypophobia thread.

well the bitter comes out better on a stolen Switch cartridge (snoball), Monday, 20 March 2017 20:59 (seven years ago) link

And I'll never be able to look at a box of drinking straws again.

well the bitter comes out better on a stolen Switch cartridge (snoball), Monday, 20 March 2017 20:59 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/I81X2MA.gif

||||||||, Tuesday, 21 March 2017 23:24 (seven years ago) link

Yeah before I hit the sack I too love a quick cup of jam

PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 00:05 (seven years ago) link

is that from the new mass effect

Mordy, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 00:38 (seven years ago) link

big fan of bobson dugnutt

removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Thursday, 23 March 2017 19:21 (seven years ago) link

they're like liartownusa names

physicist and christian lambert dolphin (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 23 March 2017 19:24 (seven years ago) link

lol Bobson Dugnutt

emil.y, Thursday, 23 March 2017 19:30 (seven years ago) link

hahaa my friend showed me that the other day and i meant to start a poll

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 23 March 2017 20:00 (seven years ago) link

do it, poll it

why ruin a good tradition? (Will M.), Thursday, 23 March 2017 20:31 (seven years ago) link

hell yeah let's do this

physicist and christian lambert dolphin (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 23 March 2017 20:39 (seven years ago) link

was gonna say that bobson had this on lock but "dwigt rortugal" and "raul chamgerlain" making me waver

removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Thursday, 23 March 2017 20:42 (seven years ago) link

onson sweemey also a contender imo

physicist and christian lambert dolphin (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 23 March 2017 20:44 (seven years ago) link

one of y'all feel free to do it! i'm AFK and out with a chest cold

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Friday, 24 March 2017 01:31 (seven years ago) link

..why

Nhex, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 18:44 (seven years ago) link

is that boaby fuckin gillespie fae primal scream

tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 19:44 (seven years ago) link

http://yachtclubgames.com/2017/04/top-games-that-copied-shovel-knight/

Nhex, Sunday, 2 April 2017 08:41 (seven years ago) link

Haha, is that website page a 'response' to something ?

PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Sunday, 2 April 2017 13:40 (seven years ago) link

Nah just an April Fool's joke

Nhex, Sunday, 2 April 2017 20:33 (seven years ago) link

loooooooooooool this primal scream post above

kudos

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 3 April 2017 23:19 (seven years ago) link

it's an important but difficult to deliver message

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 22:29 (seven years ago) link

shoulda been delivered by dr mario tbf

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 22:31 (seven years ago) link

maybe hadn't finished his MD yet

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 22:37 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/AliceAvizandum/status/850194890252181504

, Saturday, 8 April 2017 00:34 (seven years ago) link

There should be a mode where it's 19 years of West Country living in a Harvest Moon style, then you get called up and shipped to a trench and your whole unit is wiped out by gas no matter what you do. Let's call it "War"

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Saturday, 8 April 2017 02:28 (seven years ago) link

lol, perfect

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Sunday, 9 April 2017 21:28 (seven years ago) link

love it

Nhex, Sunday, 9 April 2017 22:33 (seven years ago) link

snoball you have to read every other thread before you post, them is the rules

Brain Robot Slam, Whatchu Playing?

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 17:59 (seven years ago) link

i threw on some GTA racing as fishtank viewing while i did some housecleaning. the finale was a kid threatening to "literally uppercut" his mom

https://youtu.be/jXwSRWAxF50?t=55m35s

goole, Thursday, 13 April 2017 19:06 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/legaladvice_txt/status/852967274227130370

, Friday, 14 April 2017 21:20 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/QSgfMuw.png

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Monday, 17 April 2017 11:59 (seven years ago) link

makes u think

years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 17 April 2017 13:06 (seven years ago) link

every graphic in this 10/10 A+

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxeFrloP4pQ

devvvine, Monday, 17 April 2017 13:11 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzWYGbSfYyM

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 20 April 2017 17:53 (seven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Pretty fantastic end to the Car Boys run on polygons YouTube!

why ruin a good tradition? (Will M.), Friday, 19 May 2017 20:46 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Kind've obsessed with Mecha GameZilla

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRKi6ig6poM

Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 10:24 (six years ago) link

lol at 'get fucked, nature'

alcohol aficionado zane lamprey (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 12:11 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOc-upYuhAY

maybe not that funny but dang this is wonderful to watch Mario in full on Buster Keaton mode

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 8 June 2017 16:12 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWhmz9sspsk

slam dunk, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 13:04 (six years ago) link

i love this though i have no idea what it's getting at

Nhex, Friday, 21 July 2017 05:16 (six years ago) link

is it a STALKER reference?

NI, Friday, 21 July 2017 16:16 (six years ago) link

https://www.theverge.com/2017/7/22/16014904/pokemon-go-fest-disaster-network-server-problems-refunds

As he attempted to make opening remarks on stage, Niantic CEO John Hanke was met with a chorus of boos and shouting. Fans cried out for his company to restore order and get the game working. There were repeated chants of “We can’t play!” Niantic has been working to rectify things in the hours since, but has already offered $100 worth of Pokécoins and a full $20 ticket refund for those who made the trip. “It’s a small gesture, but we’re sorry,” chief marketing officer Mike Quigley told the crowd — still to more boos. “This is not the day that we had all envisioned, but we appreciate your patience.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFm8SJ0VOaA

Pheeel, Sunday, 23 July 2017 09:57 (six years ago) link

Everything about that event sounds like living hell

Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 July 2017 15:13 (six years ago) link

Especially the part where I can't play my Pokémon Go. I mean come on I gotta play my Go

Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 July 2017 15:13 (six years ago) link

https://youtu.be/FE6yES4dzHY

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 23 July 2017 15:17 (six years ago) link

The fake enthusiasm of the presenters is priceless.

jmm, Sunday, 23 July 2017 17:19 (six years ago) link

feeling a lot of secondhand embarrassment for the hosts but also quite a bit for the type of person who goes to a paid pokemon go event and yells at the stage

qualx, Monday, 24 July 2017 00:09 (six years ago) link

shit i hope nintendo patches that out, i don't wanna start hammering that block only for my efforts to be thwarted in 2433

crazed with patience (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 25 July 2017 14:25 (six years ago) link

Camus would be proud.

Life does not have inherent meaning; to say that our lives are pointless and our achievements meaningless is to state the obvious. No matter how grand our achievements or how broad their scope, time turns all to dust and death destroys all memory. But that does not mean we cannot ascribe our own meaning to what we do. It is because nothing has meaning unto itself that we are free to create meaning, to make metaphor, and in doing so reflect on ourselves and our world.

Leveling to 99 in the first reactor is pointless and meaningless. So why do I do it? I do it to express my hatred, and more importantly my disdain, for Dick Tree. I do it to express the camaraderie I feel for those of us who have followed this topic for years only to be disappointed by [Dick Tree]. I do it to prove to myself that I can persevere. The act is meaningless; I give it meaning.

jmm, Tuesday, 25 July 2017 14:40 (six years ago) link

only to be disappointed by [Dick Tree] = lost smiths chorus

craziness all

Nhex, Tuesday, 25 July 2017 18:01 (six years ago) link

lol

Mordy, Friday, 28 July 2017 00:39 (six years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/5NanKW4.jpg

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 28 July 2017 22:07 (six years ago) link

jesus otm

the shape of a hot willie lumpkin (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 28 July 2017 22:16 (six years ago) link

i call bullshit jesus

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 29 July 2017 10:25 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/5ZtD3m7.png

, Saturday, 29 July 2017 16:27 (six years ago) link

space delete select default

somebody slept through UX menu design class

El Tomboto, Saturday, 29 July 2017 16:32 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tZBM85cteg

#IMPOTUS (Sanpaku), Monday, 7 August 2017 17:45 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7ZrKehQ_xc

👁 (am0n), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 05:45 (six years ago) link

<3 DanielFromSL

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 19:15 (six years ago) link

that's great!

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 20:00 (six years ago) link

That was amazing.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 16 August 2017 20:27 (six years ago) link

omfg

"try shouting it. but in a more positive manner?"

yellow is the color of some raisins (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 17 August 2017 01:09 (six years ago) link

his exploration of digital spaces feels downright ethnographic

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 17 August 2017 02:52 (six years ago) link

So great to have him back. At the risk of sounding dumb, what's the set-up here? Has Daniel created his own haunted house thing and invited people in?

NI, Thursday, 17 August 2017 17:39 (six years ago) link

Yeah, in the sandbox/game Garry's Mod.

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 17 August 2017 17:56 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

meant to post here not twitch thread - https://www.twitch.tv/danielfromsl

👁 (am0n), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 23:10 (six years ago) link

OMG, if this is what DanielFromSL has been up to for months, I will gladly excuse his lack of updates. This is genius, and I am seriously in laughter-induced pain right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7ZrKehQ_xc

Pascal's Penisés (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 September 2017 23:14 (six years ago) link

I know it's long, but it's sooooooo worth watching to the end.

Pascal's Penisés (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 September 2017 23:25 (six years ago) link

already posted upthread

👁 (am0n), Thursday, 7 September 2017 02:53 (six years ago) link

Drat. I am dumb/late.

Pascal's Penisés (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 September 2017 03:16 (six years ago) link

There appears to be quite a few uploads on YT, from a guy called Melch, of Daniels Twitch streams. (Permission was granted though.)

Ste, Thursday, 7 September 2017 08:36 (six years ago) link

do you have a link to those ste?

NI, Thursday, 7 September 2017 16:30 (six years ago) link

I've not had time to watch a full one, from the few minutes I saw I cannot fathom out what the hell is going on lol. But here is one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpqJvn_5R18

Ste, Thursday, 7 September 2017 17:45 (six years ago) link

i managed to catch daniels live on twitch the other day, someone had granted him mod status in rust. it was an hour of him flying around, through the map and through locked doors, fucking with people

👁 (am0n), Friday, 8 September 2017 20:46 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/1oc5HmV.jpg

, Saturday, 9 September 2017 13:24 (six years ago) link

Finally, a job opening in my field!

jmm, Saturday, 9 September 2017 13:31 (six years ago) link

I bet they received hundreds of eager replies in the first hour

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 September 2017 15:13 (six years ago) link

"Sorry, we're looking for more of a 'duh duh' idiot."

https://deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/whackingday4.png

jmm, Saturday, 9 September 2017 15:36 (six years ago) link

he should just unlock the alternative exits in the previous levels and jump ahead to the bridge tho if he can't beat this level i think he's probably screwed re the rest of the game bc it doesn't get easier

Mordy, Saturday, 9 September 2017 16:47 (six years ago) link

i'd do this in a second lol

Nhex, Saturday, 9 September 2017 16:57 (six years ago) link

yeah um why is he calling the person an idiot?

Ste, Saturday, 9 September 2017 17:42 (six years ago) link

(He's not, he's saying that he's sub-idiot because he's blocked on it)

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 9 September 2017 18:28 (six years ago) link

he should just unlock the alternative exits in the previous levels and jump ahead to the bridge tho if he can't beat this level i think he's probably screwed re the rest of the game bc it doesn't get easier

Sure but look who's president

El Tomboto, Sunday, 10 September 2017 23:53 (six years ago) link

i first met Leo when he was 12, i knew his dad and older brother...anyway i'm very glad he's getting platform to make game related videos i think he's hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlkhYCSszgo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGQ1TjU8YYs

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 19:24 (six years ago) link

This advert for ARK.
http://youtu.be/_zpzjpnSI6c?t=10s
Totally sums up the experience of being a new player. Wake up on a beach, immediately get owned by someone with way better gear.

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 16 September 2017 09:10 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://kotaku.com/getting-over-it-is-a-game-about-using-a-sledgehammer-to-1819219469

I've always thought Tim Rogers' videos for Kotaku hinted at something greater but generally fall short. I can't explain why. But for whatever reason this one got to me.

Karl Malone, Friday, 6 October 2017 19:46 (six years ago) link

want to play that game

ciderpress, Saturday, 7 October 2017 03:35 (six years ago) link

I love Tim Rogers content and also think he is good-looking

.oO (silby), Saturday, 7 October 2017 04:10 (six years ago) link

https://cdn.pbrd.co/images/GNUloAB.png
Need to poll this

calstars, Sunday, 8 October 2017 01:36 (six years ago) link

have i got news for you Fighting Baseball for Super Famicom: A League of Fake Americans POLL

qualx, Sunday, 8 October 2017 01:50 (six years ago) link

!
Willie Dustice ftw

calstars, Sunday, 8 October 2017 02:09 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfr1ddGM6Rk

am0n, Thursday, 12 October 2017 19:58 (six years ago) link

I'm assuming rdj made that himself.

JimD, Friday, 13 October 2017 13:50 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/ty60jR0.jpg

midas / medusa cage match (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 18 October 2017 19:03 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/Q2YEbD1.png

i dunno, this kid's face has been the top headline at kotaku for several weeks and he makes me lol

Currently (Karl Malone), Monday, 23 October 2017 16:12 (six years ago) link

That's one Ron Weasley looking kid.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 23 October 2017 16:50 (six years ago) link

you know what he's thinking about right now? hearthstone

Currently (Karl Malone), Monday, 23 October 2017 17:08 (six years ago) link

He’s still thinking about hearthstone

Currently (Karl Malone), Monday, 23 October 2017 17:11 (six years ago) link

Decline of western civilization part X: the Virtual years

calstars, Monday, 23 October 2017 18:35 (six years ago) link

Dude looks like a lil' Kennedy

Dan I., Monday, 23 October 2017 19:13 (six years ago) link

I instantly thought of Maggie Gyllenhaal

Evan, Monday, 23 October 2017 19:15 (six years ago) link

enjoyed that

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 26 October 2017 16:45 (six years ago) link

bravissimo

pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 October 2017 16:50 (six years ago) link

yeah that is really good

Marcus Hiles Remains Steadfast About Planting Trees.jpg (DJP), Thursday, 26 October 2017 16:58 (six years ago) link

great finish

Nhex, Thursday, 26 October 2017 19:07 (six years ago) link

RT if you also agree that Online Rank > wife and kids pic.twitter.com/KkhNFxNdvq

— GOD | Geoff The Hero (@GeoffTheHero) October 27, 2017

||||||||, Saturday, 28 October 2017 14:31 (six years ago) link

haaaaa awful

Nhex, Saturday, 28 October 2017 22:43 (six years ago) link

lol nice

Nhex, Monday, 30 October 2017 23:29 (six years ago) link

superb

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 00:58 (six years ago) link

lol whyyyy

Nhex, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 17:48 (six years ago) link

Now do the Glengarry Glen Ross speech.

jmm, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:04 (six years ago) link

This is the saddest thing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDEqREyb820&feature=youtu.be

Daniel_Rf, Friday, 3 November 2017 14:14 (six years ago) link

broken youtube links bum me out, too.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 3 November 2017 14:50 (six years ago) link

I dumb. Another try:

http://youtu.be/WDEqREyb820

Daniel_Rf, Friday, 3 November 2017 14:55 (six years ago) link

aw man, poor garl the terror slayer :(

What's the range of an Iranian frogman dipshit? (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 3 November 2017 14:58 (six years ago) link

jeeeeezus

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 3 November 2017 15:02 (six years ago) link

omg

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 3 November 2017 15:14 (six years ago) link

;_;

change display name (Jordan), Friday, 3 November 2017 15:42 (six years ago) link

i feel like that guy started a reddit community

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 3 November 2017 17:01 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Dark lolz?

If you ever need an illustration that business analysts don't understand why people like the things they do, or even what those things actually /are/... https://t.co/vMVz47ivzY pic.twitter.com/pJrDCo3OBq

— austin walker (@austin_walker) November 20, 2017

Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Monday, 20 November 2017 21:54 (six years ago) link

jfc

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 20 November 2017 22:09 (six years ago) link

And imagine what great buck-backing you'll reach if you instead get a 2000 piece jigsaw puzzle with the death star on it.

Øystein, Monday, 20 November 2017 22:31 (six years ago) link

I like the math on their "value per time" calculation - that a player will play the game 2.5 hours per day every day for a year, that's 912 hours. (They also estimate that a player will spend 20 bucks on lootcrates every single month!)

Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Monday, 20 November 2017 22:45 (six years ago) link

tbf there are whales out there that will blow those numbers out of the water and skew the average, though I doubt by that much. Also, if I were a kid today I'd probably be sucking up all my hours on these crazy F2P skinner box games, considering how much time I "wasted" on mere single-player RPGs

this guy is making a bizarre comparison that reminds me of being a kid and being unable to catch a movie so I got a children's book adaptation instead... which wouldn't really happen in this age

there is something to the whole $/entertainment-hour equation but he's out of his mind nonetheless

Nhex, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 00:47 (six years ago) link

That is actually pretty honourable of them. Freemium is a scourge. Sadly I don't think the new model will work, because the micro-transactional nature of freemium means you can fool your brain into thinking you're not spending much, whereas £30 for a clicker game seems like a ridiculous outlay.

emil.y, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 02:33 (six years ago) link

Heroes. Sad that Nintendo is planning to go the other way: https://www.engadget.com/2017/10/31/super-mario-run-200-million-downloads-not-acceptable-profits/

DJI, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 19:25 (six years ago) link

I agree that $30 seems way too high for that kind of game - it'll need some mindblowing reviews to sell it. That said - are they the first F2P developers to actually admit the terrible psychological cost of it, let alone take action?

Nhex, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 20:42 (six years ago) link

^ ghostbusters theme playing in the background near the end of that video is icing on the cake

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 22:03 (six years ago) link

also great is watching the dad idly check out the flap on the front of the console.

flippy bard (Will M.), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 09:17 (six years ago) link

dude streams UFC fight by pretending he’s playing it

How has he pretended to play a ufc fight on stream to avoid getting copyrighted LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL pic.twitter.com/I4ykqwqrTA

— Aaron (@TheRealSMA) December 3, 2017

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Monday, 4 December 2017 10:40 (six years ago) link

so they are seriously doing "what happened to main character's dad?" as a movie

Einstein, Bazinga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 7 December 2017 21:36 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igN47vOS7nA

pplains, Saturday, 16 December 2017 05:06 (six years ago) link

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-12-19/elon-musk-appears-to-have-misfired-direct-message-to-oculus-cto

A call placed to the number that Musk tweeted on Tuesday went to voicemail and played a message from the video game God of War. “By the Gods you’ve done it,” the message intones. “Somehow you’ve found your way here to me. I offer you my congratulations and my respect.”

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 11:58 (six years ago) link

La Noire VR is a blessing pic.twitter.com/OTIVXkiODV

— ded (@who_remember) December 26, 2017

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 17:24 (six years ago) link

i thought i never wanted to play that misbegotten mess of a game ever again

reader, i was wrong

h.p. minecraft (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 17:44 (six years ago) link

Is that a game or day in the life of mike pence?

Evan, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 17:46 (six years ago) link

if i ever get some disposable income again, it's gonna be a tough choice between a switch and some sort of VR system. on one hand, new instant classic games like zelda. on the other, i can twist my fingers around in people's ears

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 17:50 (six years ago) link

VR wet willy zelda would be the ideal compromise but i'm not sure the world is ready

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 17:50 (six years ago) link

i'd back that kickstarter tbh

h.p. minecraft (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:26 (six years ago) link

(xpost)

Aw, misread as a glance as 'VR Jet Set Willy', which would be neat (and probably still impossible).

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 22:34 (six years ago) link

When you die in VR Jet Set Willy, you die in real life.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 29 December 2017 10:33 (six years ago) link

omg

Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 31 December 2017 20:30 (six years ago) link

Hell yeah

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 1 January 2018 06:52 (six years ago) link

Worth the wait. I thought “OK hippo is sort of funny but is this just going to be another lp of of somebody sucking at Getting Over It?” And yes, but also no.

El Tomboto, Monday, 1 January 2018 16:34 (six years ago) link

tombot, that's videogamedunkey and his back video catalog is worth exploring if you dunno. not everything but lots of it is insightful and funny.

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 1 January 2018 16:47 (six years ago) link

dunkey is a national treasure

ciderpress, Monday, 1 January 2018 17:04 (six years ago) link

i lol'd

goole, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 21:44 (six years ago) link

omg how have i lived without videogamedunkey in my life

pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 23:59 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKdAAQCoXNM

Einstein, Bazinga, Sitar (abanana), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 01:32 (six years ago) link

WAHHHHHHHHH!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=as-o01CW5Vs

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 13:00 (six years ago) link

hell yeah

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 9 January 2018 15:48 (six years ago) link

i'm-a gonna ween

e-woke (NotEnough), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 15:50 (six years ago) link

both those videos are amazing, kudos

Nhex, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 09:15 (six years ago) link

not to turn this into dunkcentral but he just posted his best of '17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6ODTQKhaXk

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 16:34 (six years ago) link

i really like that guy's sense of humor!

Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 16:48 (six years ago) link

yeah and he has good taste

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 17:36 (six years ago) link

i remember watching that and being legit mad SM2 wasn't on the tier list. good gag

le hague, Tuesday, 16 January 2018 08:05 (six years ago) link

Laughing at his critics video in which he talks about Armond White.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 14:30 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3o_ZKWi-OU

the final minute of this w Donkey Kong losing his 1st place status is so funny

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 16:32 (six years ago) link

p much perfect. getting hit by the red shell after the blue shell already wrecked him is the true mario kart experience.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 17:08 (six years ago) link

little milkshake duck warning here that you might wanna be careful how far back you dig into the dunkey catalog

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 17:16 (six years ago) link

Mario Kart is about learning to accept the blue shell with equanimity.

jmm, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 17:21 (six years ago) link

Ulysses- what's to worry about?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 17:27 (six years ago) link

standard internet numbskullisms

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 17:29 (six years ago) link

Well there's some of that in the recent videos too, probably a lot less though.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 17:32 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_XhRZw6xAE&feature=youtu.be

Evan, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 17:51 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_XhRZw6xAE

Evan, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 17:52 (six years ago) link

Now laughing at Dunkey in Remakes & Remasters video "some sick fuck degenerate decided to colour code every single banana"

Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 20:53 (six years ago) link

あまりにも神ゲー… pic.twitter.com/DnRv5KG6UB

— 中段見てからしゃがむの余裕マン (@P_MEN876) January 22, 2018

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 20:57 (six years ago) link

fuckin delightful

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 21:00 (six years ago) link

lmao

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 21:02 (six years ago) link

okay now

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 21:08 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr5EuMxsOic

Pheeel, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 21:10 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8iBBJE_MZ0

i have never played a single MGS game but dunkey's supercut here just cracked me UP

Righteous wax chaperone, rotating Wingdings (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 27 January 2018 05:51 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/aMwloJ1.png

While video game collecting is a popular hobby, video game art collecting is a more rarefied avocation. That’s probably because there are so few pieces to go around. There are thousands of copies of Battletoads In Battlemaniacs for the Super Nintendo, but only one original painting of its box artwork—and that’s owned by Dan, a 42-year-old accountant from Vancouver, British Columbia who’s been hunting down original game art for the last decade.

Recently, he posted a massive bounty for one of his holy grails—he’ll pay $100,000 for the original box art used on the NES game Contra. Yep, that’s five zeroes.

In an age before high-res digital art and Photoshop, the covers of game boxes were painted by hand and photographed for the box cover. The paintings had to be done larger than the final product, so the original art is usually around 18 by 24 inches, with larger examples going up to about 20 by 30 inches in size.

Dan, who asked Kotaku not to use his last name over privacy concerns, began as a garden-variety game collector, at one point amassing a near-complete set of games for the Nintendo Entertainment System that were still sealed in the original shrinkwrap. That all changed, he said, when he bought his first pieces of art.


https://kotaku.com/collector-offers-to-pay-100-000-for-original-contra-bo-1822674117

Dan works with financial numbers for a living but doesn't know anything about how money works. Dan is an accountant in Vancouver who is concerned about his privacy but doesn't know how privacy works.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 3 February 2018 04:21 (six years ago) link

(ok, he probably has an idea about much he's overpaying for box art but has a passion for it and doesn't care how much he's getting ripped off. it's probably not right to say he doesn't know anything about how money works. sorry dan, all of this is totally normal)

Karl Malone, Saturday, 3 February 2018 04:22 (six years ago) link

http://images.nintendolife.com/news/2018/01/random_images_resurface_from_1994_showing_nintendo_destroying_counterfeit_games_with_a_steamroller/attachment/3/original.jpg

Nintendo games seem to be a particularly popular option for counterfeit product makers; the chances of finding a whole host of knock-off goods from any car boot sale or eBay search is scarily high. While we don't always see how companies such as the 'Big N' deal with such matters, these recently rediscovered photos show what is possibly the best method we could ever imagine.

Enter the steamroller. Found by the archivists at Gamegeschiedenis, these images of counterfeit Nintendo products being crushed were reportedly taken in the Netherlands back in 1994. The photos featuring some lucky employee whose job was to go around stomping on the fake games in a Mario outfit stood out as a particular highlight to us, although that actually does seem like a good way to put across a strong message to potential fraudsters.

http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2018/01/random_images_resurface_from_1994_showing_nintendo_destroying_counterfeit_games_with_a_steamroller

some real funny images at the link

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 4 February 2018 17:20 (six years ago) link

VIDEOPULP

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 4 February 2018 17:21 (six years ago) link

I want that Kratos tat on my face.

Cork Taint (Old Lunch), Sunday, 4 February 2018 17:59 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uC3cC4gG9Q

, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 13:57 (six years ago) link

I was up far too late doing this. pic.twitter.com/ndd9UqRjVW

— Jake L (@jaykayell_) February 9, 2018

Chunky Backgammon (onimo), Saturday, 10 February 2018 20:43 (six years ago) link

i had to google Steamed Hams the other day. it's a forgettable joke from the declining years of classic era Simpsons. no idea why it's a huge deal and a giant meme. people have a lot of time on their hands.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 10 February 2018 20:52 (six years ago) link

WHICH ONE OF YOU INCANDESCENT GENIUSES RUNS THIS ACCOUNT

https://twitter.com/YakuzaNoContext

The Troops™ (jamescobo), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 21:08 (six years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/LBcw0xT7M7

— Yakuza Without Context (@YakuzaNoContext) February 6, 2018

lana del boy (ledge), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 21:34 (six years ago) link

yet another social situation where doing the worm is not appropriate

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 21:37 (six years ago) link

the magical thing about yakuza is that context doesn’t actually add much to these screenshots, it really is a straight-faced gangster sim that also finds room for utterly batshit side-missions

albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 21:56 (six years ago) link

i had to google Steamed Hams the other day. it's a forgettable joke from the declining years of classic era Simpsons

what no

that's one of the all-time best Simpsons episodes and I remembered that entire dialogue even though I hadn't seen it in over a decade

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 22:00 (six years ago) link

the episode is uneven, but the Skinner/Chalmers bit is a masterpiece

I think the meme has peaked though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uIcXRbZ458

Number None, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 22:04 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5ki4YBoI5s

chihuahuau, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 22:07 (six years ago) link

me when someone disrespects the majesty of Steamed Hams

pic.twitter.com/REkWuiUNaP

— Yakuza Without Context (@YakuzaNoContext) January 13, 2018

The Troops™ (jamescobo), Thursday, 15 February 2018 01:28 (six years ago) link

ps

pic.twitter.com/IgQWWeUoVz

— Yakuza Without Context (@YakuzaNoContext) January 12, 2018

The Troops™ (jamescobo), Thursday, 15 February 2018 01:29 (six years ago) link

hey give Adam a break on the steamed hams thing, you gotta remember he is from Utica

Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Thursday, 15 February 2018 04:11 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdwxq512u8A

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 15 February 2018 04:41 (six years ago) link

Love how steamed hams and yakuza got brought up itt completely independently, then someone posts that high-effort high-quality bootleg of the two, because of course that exists! Everything exists, apparently.

Dan I., Thursday, 15 February 2018 14:29 (six years ago) link

This guy's thinking dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVibNKrp8sQ

Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 16 February 2018 18:42 (six years ago) link

https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/bfixbnUHkwBfnJVEhMBvyT-650-80.jpg

am0n, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 14:58 (six years ago) link

Is that kingdom come? That game looks both very bad and possibly really fun to goof around in? I’m waiting til it’s $10

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 15:07 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgTGg1kUQCo

am0n, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 15:55 (six years ago) link

There may be some debate about whether this counts as 'hilarious' or 'punishingly masochistic' but I'm dying atm:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0ejhCBkZtU

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Sunday, 25 February 2018 14:31 (six years ago) link

(NB: I find abysmal video game voice acting endlessly amusing.)

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Sunday, 25 February 2018 14:34 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

(from this fantastic article at Digital Antiquarian - breaking down exactly why i had to follow all those instructions to make all those boot disks circa 1990-1993...)

explosion from DOOM courtesy of id software (Doctor Casino), Friday, 6 April 2018 23:31 (six years ago) link

the other week i got lost in that site. highly recommended

brendon urine (diamonddave85), Saturday, 7 April 2018 04:17 (six years ago) link

oh god that article. i lived through the era - i remember tweaking for EMS, XMS, etc - and it's killing me reading it

Nhex, Saturday, 7 April 2018 07:20 (six years ago) link

God yeah, boot discs! DOS=HIGH,UMB is real Proustian madeleine stuff. And sometimes resigning yourself to playing something without sound or mouse, because the game needed the memory those drivers would otherwise be taking up. Where did I learn to do this stuff? Feel like it can only have been through readme.txt files, we definitely weren't googling it (and ahem I rarely had manuals for the games I was playing in those days either).

JimD, Saturday, 7 April 2018 13:01 (six years ago) link

LshiftOshift2starshift2comma8comma1

Orbital Ribbonbopper, Inventor of Flying and Popcorn (Old Lunch), Saturday, 7 April 2018 13:08 (six years ago) link

i have perpetually toyed with "load quote star quote" and "comma eight comma one" as either artist or album names for myself, should i ever finish any more music and need names for it. such powerful, imprinting incantations. what did they mean? why couldn't you just load? who knows! i always typed them. sometimes the disk had written instructions on it to type something else and i did that too. my great proustian cue though is the sound of the c64 disk drive in action.

i think a lot of the boot disk know-how was circulated via BBS and/or by friends of friends, sort of like how pirate copies seemed to get around even though we didn't know THAT many other people with computers. some of it may have even been in game manuals or otherwise provided by the publishers. hilariously, i think the toughest time i ever had getting a game to work was in the late 90s when i picked up a vintage copy of Serpent Isle --- back when it came out, origin had had its games' exectuables load their own proprietary memory manager to strongarm the system into giving the game the resources it wanted. utterly incompatible with windows 95. we got there eventually but the real solution was to rebuild a state-of-the-art 1992 machine, which i then mostly devoted to wing commander replays.

explosion from DOOM courtesy of id software (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 7 April 2018 13:57 (six years ago) link

Great band name ideas, Dr. C. We're clearly on similar Proustian ground.

(I knew this was happening but I forgot it was happening and now I learn that it's happened: the C64 Mini.)

Orbital Ribbonbopper, Inventor of Flying and Popcorn (Old Lunch), Saturday, 7 April 2018 14:26 (six years ago) link

Oh, Jesus, that's a nice idea. Kind of a wretched collection of games but one assumes it'll be hackable to the full library. Maybe someone can make a plug-in with recordings of disk drive noise and then we'd really be talking...

explosion from DOOM courtesy of id software (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 7 April 2018 14:58 (six years ago) link

xp Note: The keyboard keys are non-functional

Nhex, Saturday, 7 April 2018 15:19 (six years ago) link

;_;

explosion from DOOM courtesy of id software (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 7 April 2018 16:24 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/If0M0AV.jpg

, Thursday, 19 April 2018 12:08 (six years ago) link

Gahhhhhhhhhhh

emil.y, Thursday, 19 April 2018 16:34 (six years ago) link

awful

noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 19 April 2018 17:45 (six years ago) link

I’m more comfortable and capable of looking at the president’s dick pics than trying to rescue him, tbh, so I am as bad of a dude as that makes me

Karl Malone, Thursday, 19 April 2018 17:48 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7CY1tvXLwk

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Tuesday, 29 May 2018 03:14 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

For the Miyamoto one obviously.
https://www.clickhole.com/find-out-what-ariana-grande-diane-keaton-shigeru-miya-1825125261

Is that "one million troops" guy still around?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 16 June 2018 23:24 (five years ago) link

http://www.adultswim.com/videos/infomercials/final-deployment-4-queen-battle-walkthrough/

sort of the "too many cooks" of walkthrough videos

This is a total Jeff Porcaro. (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 26 June 2018 04:50 (five years ago) link

wow, that was great! took a few minutes to develop but worth it

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 June 2018 05:15 (five years ago) link

haaaaaaaa.

Nhex, Tuesday, 26 June 2018 05:26 (five years ago) link

Dag.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 26 June 2018 15:09 (five years ago) link

a+

lana del boy (ledge), Tuesday, 26 June 2018 17:01 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-E7kz9I0wk&

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 4 July 2018 04:26 (five years ago) link

hah i had seen that but with the MGS music that is perfect.

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 4 July 2018 14:34 (five years ago) link

haha, perfect

I've watched the original video about five times and it still makes me crack up.

jmm, Wednesday, 4 July 2018 14:41 (five years ago) link

https://www.facebook.com/tshepo.mkhabela.73/posts/1856468191051491

Mordy, Thursday, 12 July 2018 14:04 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIK2jM0Dg28

devops mom (silby), Saturday, 14 July 2018 23:33 (five years ago) link

Could you never do that again, please

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 15 July 2018 15:58 (five years ago) link

i gotta admit these videos make it look fun

Nhex, Monday, 16 July 2018 07:08 (five years ago) link

this "Wario paints other nintendo characters" thing is pretty funny
http://tinycartridge.com/post/176416023902/how-wario-paints-others-vs-how-he-paints

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Sunday, 29 July 2018 21:06 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/kcnZqZ1.jpg

right???

Karl Malone, Monday, 20 August 2018 07:02 (five years ago) link

truthbomb

Nhex, Monday, 20 August 2018 07:20 (five years ago) link

Ha, I like the ambiguity

Øystein, Monday, 20 August 2018 09:11 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9VnKhSnmbA

Daniel_Rf, Friday, 24 August 2018 16:21 (five years ago) link

lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 27 August 2018 14:31 (five years ago) link

that little girl has such a "what IS this shit" facial expression

Nhex, Monday, 27 August 2018 16:26 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

One compelling argument for the sale is that being owned by a company with deep pockets will offer Obsidian stability and resources the likes of which it has never had before.

“We do not comment on rumors or speculation,” said a Microsoft spokesperson.

“Unfortunately, we don’t comment on rumors or speculation other than to say that the Rumors album by Fleetwood Mac still holds up,” said an Obsidian spokesperson.

kinda lol, kinda ??

1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 22:57 (five years ago) link

what kind of alien says something like "the Rumors album by Fleetwood Mac" was my question when I read that

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 23:11 (five years ago) link

i appreciate that dad joke

Nhex, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 05:19 (five years ago) link

> what kind of alien says something like "the Rumors album by Fleetwood Mac" was my question when I read that

have you seen battlestar galactica?

koogs, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 10:27 (five years ago) link

what kind of alien says something like "the Rumors album by Fleetwood Mac" was my question when I read that

― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby)

the kind of alien who is specifically addressing rumours in a non-fleetwood mac context and so needs to clarify

what kind of alien spells the Rumours album by Fleetwood Mac "Rumors"?

dub pilates (rushomancy), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 13:48 (five years ago) link

How in the fuck pic.twitter.com/20MgGBB158

— Imran Khan (@imranzomg) October 18, 2018

Karl Malone, Thursday, 18 October 2018 18:46 (five years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/NqHkkXN.gif

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Sunday, 4 November 2018 01:42 (five years ago) link

Lmao what is that

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 November 2018 19:49 (five years ago) link

one of the many gifs doing the rounds from The Quiet Man, a disaster of a game recently published by Square Enix. I watched a let's play of it the other day and it really is fucking terrible, like a David Cage game with even less gameplay and yet somehow even more pretentious and casually racist. people are already comparing it to The Room.

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Sunday, 4 November 2018 21:28 (five years ago) link

Dane can’t actually hear anything, but he can at least read lips so he’s able to communicate with other people he meets. However, no subtitles are provided for the player. This results in long cinematic sequences where people are clearly seen conversing and yet the player has no idea what they’re saying.

wow

Number None, Sunday, 4 November 2018 21:35 (five years ago) link

I recommend the GiantBomb stream if you want to experience the awfulness yourself
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/330161428?t=02h48m11s

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Sunday, 4 November 2018 21:37 (five years ago) link

That sounds like a Let's Play that I will watch.

jmm, Sunday, 4 November 2018 21:41 (five years ago) link

Wow, this game rules.

I'm currently at a scene which is still muted for some reason even though Quiet Man is not present...

jmm, Monday, 5 November 2018 00:02 (five years ago) link

that gif made want to play this game! i love schlock

Nhex, Wednesday, 7 November 2018 18:35 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

on which dunkey video does he rate all the marios

Mordy, Thursday, 22 November 2018 02:17 (five years ago) link

nm i found it best of 2017

Mordy, Thursday, 22 November 2018 02:27 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/uxAiyXb.png

https://i.imgur.com/niyyAqZ.png

ciderpress, Monday, 26 November 2018 18:41 (five years ago) link

lolo

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 November 2018 20:25 (five years ago) link

son: this minecraft game is great dad

dad: it is indeed son

son: who made it?

dad: no one. it came from space

— ⣝⣵⡎⣵⢗⣿⣫⢗⡎⣵ (@zarawesome) December 6, 2018

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Friday, 7 December 2018 13:49 (five years ago) link

oh god I can't look away hahahahaha

https://i.imgur.com/LdoIH2G.jpg

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 12:13 (five years ago) link

I

What

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 13:15 (five years ago) link

so tantalisingly close to sonic dick

never has the phrase 'blue balls' been more appropriate

fans annoyed as emily atack screams over nick knowles' kumquat (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 13:18 (five years ago) link

This all started when sonic had that really sensuous kiss with a human

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 15:54 (five years ago) link

SONIC WUZ HERE

na (NA), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 16:02 (five years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/B0KviCQyPa

— Charles Entertainment Cheese (@sakutxt) December 13, 2018

Karl Malone, Friday, 14 December 2018 17:57 (five years ago) link

hahahaha

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 14 December 2018 18:24 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5aEnxx-GGA

Siouxie Sioux Vide (Leee), Wednesday, 26 December 2018 18:13 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iUTZajxlWI

there are no good podcasts (||||||||), Thursday, 27 December 2018 22:44 (five years ago) link

jesus

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Thursday, 27 December 2018 22:46 (five years ago) link

ILG wdyll 2019
https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/750/0*UjQXZbm0R2oLrJ9N.png

there are no good podcasts (||||||||), Thursday, 27 December 2018 22:49 (five years ago) link

Must see: Dunkey on the Super Seducer games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS6R2Q7eRdg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNkkMMaXSBI

Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 28 December 2018 20:39 (five years ago) link

That Nier video made me laugh

jmm, Sunday, 30 December 2018 21:06 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md4H8Otb_P0

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 3 January 2019 19:50 (five years ago) link

it's mean but it's funny

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 3 January 2019 19:51 (five years ago) link

They seem to think binge gamer is an insult... I mean gamers got off easy there. But I’ve got to wonder how marketing thought “insulting” people was a good idea.

(V) (;,,;) (V) (FlopsyDuck), Thursday, 3 January 2019 21:50 (five years ago) link

ok i admit i like that Super Seducer 2 really leaned into the stupidity of it, like an FMV Leisure Suit Larry

and i did lol at that mario64 bom-omb

Nhex, Saturday, 5 January 2019 05:55 (five years ago) link

Regarding the previous Tweet, I have been informed that "Hey Gorgeous" is not in fact the font used for the Paper Mario series and DK: Jungle Climber. The font in question is called "PopJoy", and "Hey Gorgeous" is a near-identical reproduction of it. I apologize for the error.

— Supper Mario Broth (@MarioBrothBlog) January 19, 2019

ciderpress, Saturday, 19 January 2019 04:36 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

hi! a few years ago I made a game for @adultswim called FPS - the simple idea being a shooter game where only one bullet is fired and you deal with the real aftermath of actually shooting a human. Scored by @JerryPaperREAL - watch the full video here: https://t.co/TGiSir8JV1 pic.twitter.com/uCOLvMDqsR

— Cole Kush (@colekush3d) February 21, 2019

Karl Malone, Friday, 22 February 2019 03:16 (five years ago) link

Yes Claire...what the fuck?! pic.twitter.com/hENuDu9mbP

— Clare | (@clxireredfield) March 2, 2019

invited to an unexpected ninja presentation (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 4 March 2019 10:01 (five years ago) link

goddamn smirky eyebrow-raised badass poochie cartoons nowadays

jmm, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:26 (five years ago) link

if this is what it takes to get a backdoor sequel to Alita i guess i'll take it

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:26 (five years ago) link

https://mobile.twitter.com/CanYouPetTheDog

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 10 March 2019 19:01 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2267UCwq84

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 17:49 (five years ago) link

loool

but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 18:05 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://www.polygon.com/videos/2019/4/8/18300291/unraveled-perfect-pokerap-pax-east-live

truly amazing work

Nhex, Saturday, 13 April 2019 06:53 (five years ago) link

That guy has a lot of confidence.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Saturday, 13 April 2019 22:16 (five years ago) link

he certainly does

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 14 April 2019 04:19 (five years ago) link

So deep into Elite that last night I adjusted the EQ on Spotify so it sounds like the music is playing in the cockpit of my ship. pic.twitter.com/I0cmHQjjV4

— Andy Kelly (@ultrabrilliant) April 15, 2019

... and the crowd said DESELECT THEM (||||||||), Monday, 15 April 2019 21:19 (five years ago) link

That Sonic movie is whoa.

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 23 April 2019 22:20 (five years ago) link

My only speed is fast, it's how I gotta go, cos it's 2019 and LA's out of ideas, fool
I'm the azure guy the little hedgehogs wanna be like, in my kicks on the street, running fast with my fleet feet

deus ex majima (Will M.), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 14:47 (four years ago) link

late april fools day prank imo

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 15:17 (four years ago) link

That Sonic movie is whoa.

― Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, April 23, 2019 11:20 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

There's now a sequel. Not exactly "lol", but...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4LGDRjh9B4

Brainless Addlepated Timid Muddleheaded Awful No-Account (Pheeel), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 18:31 (four years ago) link

carrey as robotnik is actually not terrible

diamonddave85​​ (diamonddave85), Thursday, 2 May 2019 04:22 (four years ago) link

I think that needs to go on the challops thread.

emil.y, Thursday, 2 May 2019 13:44 (four years ago) link

How do movies get so far along in development with no one involved noticing how bad the main characters design is?

Mordy, Friday, 3 May 2019 00:24 (four years ago) link

Wow. They are going to change the Sonic design:

https://www.theverge.com/2019/5/2/18527476/sonic-live-action-cgi-redesign-sega-paramount-director-fan-edits

DJI, Friday, 3 May 2019 00:29 (four years ago) link

now it will change from a hilariously bad movie that a decent amount of people would watch just to make fun of, to a standard-issue terrible videogame movie that no one will watch

these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Friday, 3 May 2019 00:36 (four years ago) link

You guys, there is an entire gem of a thread dedicated to this beautiful carcrash.

Ce Ce Penistongs (Old Lunch), Friday, 3 May 2019 00:59 (four years ago) link

karl malone otm btw; was hungry for the rancid

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 3 May 2019 03:35 (four years ago) link

Meanwhile reviews for Detective Pikachu seem to be along the lines of "it's the best videogame movie ever which isn't saying much"

groovypanda, Friday, 3 May 2019 07:29 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

THIS IS HOW VIDEOGAMES ARE MADE https://t.co/V4TjGhQuzM

— Drew Holmes (@drewholmes) May 21, 2019

groovypanda, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 11:10 (four years ago) link

tru

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 13:42 (four years ago) link

the toys that made us is a must-watch btw

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 13:42 (four years ago) link

not wrong

deus ex majima (Will M.), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 14:53 (four years ago) link

(the retweet words. i only watched some of the toys that made us but i did enjoy em)

deus ex majima (Will M.), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 14:54 (four years ago) link

The thing that alarmed me in that series was the never-explained melting woman in the background of the Mattel boss's interviews
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DlWKnkcVAAA-iIy.jpg

ha ha wtf

na (NA), Thursday, 23 May 2019 14:30 (four years ago) link

incredible

ciderpress, Thursday, 23 May 2019 14:36 (four years ago) link

honesty not even the weirdest thing in even that episode! Barbie is a strange story.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 23 May 2019 18:37 (four years ago) link

Abanana, thank you, that has settled my mind a little.

Ok now can someone explain the weird thing moving across the top of the ceiling in the stock footage in the barbie episode?

What is the thing moving across the ceiling in this stock footage?? pic.twitter.com/8lwST0EPAI

— reg delmot returns (@tomrledger) May 24, 2019

The Pingularity (ledge), Friday, 24 May 2019 08:12 (four years ago) link

first thought is it a monorail version of those things in old department stores with the vacuum tubes shuttling money and receipts backwards and forwards.

(and before that it was wires and pulleys)

koogs, Friday, 24 May 2019 08:41 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7WUONCWsAAzCcW.jpg

ciderpress, Saturday, 25 May 2019 02:27 (four years ago) link

From the Total War Three kingdoms Steam forum. I'm dying. Irene. pic.twitter.com/TDP6bWCqyQ

— TheFatConsoler (@TheFatConsol3R) June 2, 2019

||||||||, Monday, 3 June 2019 13:46 (four years ago) link

this nintendo crossover dlc is getting wild pic.twitter.com/4r4Xnd7W7X

— ▀▀▀▀▀▀ (@immolations) June 9, 2019

||||||||, Sunday, 9 June 2019 18:15 (four years ago) link

smash meter maxes out at 3.6%

||||||||, Sunday, 9 June 2019 18:15 (four years ago) link

https://twitter.com/CanUFucktheWife

goole, Tuesday, 25 June 2019 20:21 (four years ago) link

Fortnite doesn’t hold a candle to my boyhood games of ‘fort night,’ writes Mike Kerrigan. https://t.co/lFprXaDOp7

— WSJ Editorial Page (@WSJopinion) June 25, 2019

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 21:09 (four years ago) link

he's like forty three!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 21:30 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Yet another display of inaccuracy from Netflix's Witcher series pic.twitter.com/pmEyT7ysiz

— Danielle, Journalist of the Year (@BruellaDeville) July 16, 2019

chihuahuau, Thursday, 18 July 2019 01:25 (four years ago) link

we didn't deserve the evil within 2 pic.twitter.com/NQfF0ClEtC

— violet (@goodbyecomputer) July 22, 2019

devvvine, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 22:19 (four years ago) link

haha

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 22:26 (four years ago) link

lol, they had to read that

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 02:25 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A0iXSkLkxo

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 8 August 2019 20:12 (four years ago) link

thats been out for a while, seems like a game-ified educational tool really

ciderpress, Thursday, 8 August 2019 20:54 (four years ago) link

Fixed the audio for you. pic.twitter.com/YvvTm9WEcb

— Tuft e. Cake (@Tuftecake) August 11, 2019

im led by donky (||||||||), Sunday, 11 August 2019 18:23 (four years ago) link

aahahahaha

Karl Malone, Sunday, 11 August 2019 19:46 (four years ago) link

genuine lol here

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 11 August 2019 19:57 (four years ago) link

This is the best video game dialogue ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30BFiSOP8JU

jmm, Friday, 16 August 2019 12:15 (four years ago) link

lol

Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Friday, 16 August 2019 14:44 (four years ago) link

amazing. just amazing

Nhex, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 03:32 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irtLqzWMmJg

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 26 September 2019 00:05 (four years ago) link

I'm old. Feel like there are a bunch of references I need to make that anything other than wtf.

DJI, Thursday, 26 September 2019 00:08 (four years ago) link

Ah - thx.

DJI, Thursday, 26 September 2019 00:36 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6huaWQByXiA

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 22:05 (four years ago) link

that's great. might mean more to me if i were a brit, but still.

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 21:46 (four years ago) link

old but new to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M83-stGDR6E

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 10 October 2019 15:28 (four years ago) link

Is the other guy Marilyn Manson?

HELLA FITZGERALD (Leee), Thursday, 10 October 2019 18:23 (four years ago) link

wait... is the other guy the guy who runs hooli on silicon valley??

I'm a board man. Board man gets paid (Will M.), Friday, 11 October 2019 20:44 (four years ago) link

it's matt ross, yes

wasdnuos (abanana), Friday, 11 October 2019 21:18 (four years ago) link

just gonna post the first three tweets here from a eurogamer story about how broken the new wwe game is becuase they're all completely insane

#PS4sharehttps://t.co/6MQGSYtvDw pic.twitter.com/jEEA1hOqIu

— JohnnyGaming (@JohnnyGaming9) October 22, 2019


This is a $60 game... #WWE2K20 pic.twitter.com/ftNSwVLW5w

— Zinfamous🎃 (@ZinfamousHD) October 21, 2019


IGN should give this game a 5 star review. pic.twitter.com/OYzhQfsUfL

— Happy Easter (@MahNamesShaq) October 22, 2019

genre: post-britpop (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 24 October 2019 09:06 (four years ago) link

amazing, spent the last 30 minutes trawling twitter for more and found this eldritch horror

Ummmm.... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! #wwe2k20 #FixWWE2K20 pic.twitter.com/fRQWfdI3zp

— ℭ𝔲𝔪𝔪𝔶_𝔄𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔰 ☔️ (@SlimThiccNik) October 22, 2019

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Thursday, 24 October 2019 09:55 (four years ago) link

Wow. Especially those rope physics.

wasdnuos (abanana), Thursday, 24 October 2019 10:16 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

The chorus 😂😂😂😂 I CANT BREATHE!! 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/ikkRBzYMns

— I’m the Dad guy (@mstrpotatohead) November 11, 2019

DJI, Wednesday, 13 November 2019 21:06 (four years ago) link

Or support the real artist:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDwVkXVHIqg

DJI, Wednesday, 13 November 2019 21:13 (four years ago) link

three video game guards living in an apartment pic.twitter.com/EIMcq5RVMn

— Ryan Creamer (@ryguyguyry) November 22, 2019

na (NA), Friday, 22 November 2019 19:05 (four years ago) link

good one

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Friday, 22 November 2019 19:16 (four years ago) link

Funny. Missed an opportunity for the stealth squat.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 22 November 2019 19:16 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

We released patch 1.2 of #TheOuterWorlds today, and it includes a fix for the dreaded "the game thinks my companions are dead" bug, which I believe I spent more time investigating than I have for any other individual bug in my career (1/18)

— Taylor Swope (@_taylorswope) December 12, 2019

na (NA), Friday, 13 December 2019 17:38 (four years ago) link

gotta open that up and read the thread

na (NA), Friday, 13 December 2019 17:38 (four years ago) link

spectacular

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Friday, 13 December 2019 18:12 (four years ago) link

my fav one of those stories i've seen was

On Madden 2003, we had a bug where all the players vanished.

Just a stadium, a field, and a ball at midfield.

A Jr coder named James said:
“Did you check inside the ball?”

Smirking, we checked w/ the debug cam. AND THERE THEY WERE.

Tiny players, in formation, in the ball.

— Jim Hejl (@jimhejl) December 18, 2018

ciderpress, Friday, 13 December 2019 18:19 (four years ago) link

ok lol

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 13 December 2019 18:46 (four years ago) link

This is a lot of fun: https://youtu.be/b33eM_IO34g

Martialarts Ali (Leee), Tuesday, 24 December 2019 19:32 (four years ago) link

WHAT... pic.twitter.com/mrOxuQfapj

— ❄️𝘦𝘷𝘢 𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 ❄️ (@skinnyest) January 2, 2020

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 3 January 2020 02:25 (four years ago) link

Worrying

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Friday, 3 January 2020 02:33 (four years ago) link

machines are winning

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 3 January 2020 06:09 (four years ago) link

https://twitter.com/botdangerous

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 8 January 2020 20:12 (four years ago) link

also, these lily's garden ads are really something
https://twitter.com/LilysGardenADS

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 8 January 2020 20:17 (four years ago) link

There seem to be quite a few of those match 3 type games that have expensive looking adverts that have nothing whatsoever to do with the game at all. Playrix are one of the worst offenders with their Homescapes, Gardenscapes etc adverts

groovypanda, Thursday, 9 January 2020 14:47 (four years ago) link

soooooo sick of those Homescapes ads in everything

Nhex, Thursday, 9 January 2020 14:53 (four years ago) link

I don't mind the AFK Arena ones, they're quite short.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 10 January 2020 08:10 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

fuck

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 6 February 2020 23:13 (four years ago) link

"So kid..." *takes drag on cigarette*

"The hackers. They stole your mum's CC details."

"Yes."

"And they used them to buy FIFA points."

"Yes. That's correct."

"On your account. They stole your mum's CC details and bought you FIFA points with them."

*sweating* "ᵧₑₛ?" https://t.co/yAPSLZve83

— PixelGuff (@PixelGuff) February 10, 2020

calzino, Monday, 10 February 2020 18:48 (four years ago) link

Haha, that photo has exactly the same framing as the elderly couple who were mysteriously repeatedly charged for ordering massive amounts of pay per view pornography that the husband definitely didn't order himself!

Dan I., Monday, 10 February 2020 19:24 (four years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/dbSWF1a12e

— AntoMayo (@Dasdaq9885) February 13, 2020

chihuahuau, Monday, 17 February 2020 00:46 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22Pw6LUn8dE

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 18 March 2020 17:16 (four years ago) link

doomy ternal has so many utterly bizarre design decisions

it played a cutscene introducing a big scary boss. It then paused the game and popped up an explanation all of the boss's mechanics, with video examples of how to defeat it pic.twitter.com/KA33Gamt0u

— Thew (@AmazingThew) March 22, 2020

Karl Malone, Sunday, 22 March 2020 06:46 (four years ago) link

https://doomwiki.org/w/images/6/6a/Protip.jpg

wasdnuos (abanana), Sunday, 22 March 2020 08:10 (four years ago) link

this is how 2020 feels pic.twitter.com/vNk6WwiVkb

— lyris 🥞 (@tragickly) March 30, 2020

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 05:30 (four years ago) link

nice

Nhex, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 07:09 (four years ago) link

Choosing your quarantine character 🍾👏😂

pic.twitter.com/tgsQfH1ZIZ

— Danielle Baskin (@djbaskin) April 5, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 April 2020 23:04 (four years ago) link

hehe

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 6 April 2020 23:06 (four years ago) link

well done

Nhex, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 01:29 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/BZFCCSe.gif

chihuahuau, Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:54 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4GlR6X4ljU

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 10 April 2020 03:58 (four years ago) link

i like this meme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXqWdtsFqsc

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 10 April 2020 04:00 (four years ago) link

man i would have bow and arrowed that lady in the head

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Friday, 10 April 2020 04:49 (four years ago) link

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p088xs1f
Charlie Brooker talking about video games.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 10 April 2020 08:09 (four years ago) link

cloud: *pulls out 9ft buster sword*

barret: *loads 50 cal machine gun*

tifa: pic.twitter.com/4Kunjb0eQ4

— ✨ Storm Yorha ✨ (@StormYorha) April 9, 2020

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Sunday, 12 April 2020 17:21 (four years ago) link

the old x-men power disparity, where one guy shoots deadly lasers out of his eyes, another can freeze your heart, and another has claws.

wasdnuos (abanana), Sunday, 12 April 2020 17:30 (four years ago) link

and yet we always love the scrappy one

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 12 April 2020 19:45 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cYxvwSPmGM

oder doch?, Saturday, 18 April 2020 11:35 (four years ago) link

hahahaha

T/S: the long intro or the commenters

i take the side of the long intro every single time, and not only that, but i feel a teeny bit sorry for the commenters, that they hate it so much

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Saturday, 18 April 2020 16:06 (four years ago) link

(by "every single time" i mean in all the many situations in life that are similar to this, not the other long intros on the other videos by this guy)

i remember Race Drivin'! that was a single, one-and-done rental. even back then i remember thinking that the cover was like a sequel to the maxell tape guy

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Saturday, 18 April 2020 16:08 (four years ago) link

haha i love the SnesDrunk intros, especially the derpy voices when he is doing a countdown

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Saturday, 18 April 2020 17:32 (four years ago) link

okay, i will be checking out that channel now.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 18 April 2020 18:32 (four years ago) link

I saw this classic from 90s UK tv series Gamesmaster for the first time in ages today. The open dislike between host Dominik Diamond and co-host Dave Perry is amazing.

https://youtu.be/UEFr6ACZ8sI

AlanSmithee, Saturday, 18 April 2020 20:36 (four years ago) link

the derpy voices when he is doing a countdown

not the biggest fan of the intros but i love these
great channel

diamonddave85​​ (diamonddave85), Sunday, 19 April 2020 02:56 (four years ago) link

stopped watching at about 3 and a half minutes. obnoxious.

Nhex, Monday, 20 April 2020 20:17 (four years ago) link

leave a youtube comment!

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 April 2020 20:21 (four years ago) link

"K.K. Slider on your album covers just seems natural" https://twitter.com/i/events/1252762325766909953

Mud... jam... failure (aldo), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 07:33 (four years ago) link

I saw this classic from 90s UK tv series Gamesmaster for the first time in ages today. The open dislike between host Dominik Diamond and co-host Dave Perry is amazing.

https://youtu.be/UEFr6ACZ8sI

― AlanSmithee, Saturday, April 18, 2020 1:36 PM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink

classic. dave managed to be even more of a twat than Dominik, which takes some doing

COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 17:33 (four years ago) link

lol what a sad git

clap for content-providers (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 17:38 (four years ago) link

woke up covered in sweat from a 3 hour nap with the phrase "george costanza gamecube" in my mind and i think a divine force was trying to lead me to this image pic.twitter.com/JF5LNWH1y4

— 𝓒𝓸𝓸𝓵𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵𝓸𝓷𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓮 (@6969_6969696969) April 23, 2020

jmm, Thursday, 23 April 2020 21:03 (four years ago) link

he has been METROID PRIMED

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 23 April 2020 21:18 (four years ago) link

that... is incredible.

Nhex, Friday, 24 April 2020 19:00 (four years ago) link

I've been playing Torchlight II and got this achievement:
https://i.imgur.com/odSv5Yj.png

Nhex, Sunday, 26 April 2020 01:54 (three years ago) link

Is it just a joke on "pinned to the mast", or am I missing something?

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 26 April 2020 19:40 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8cCPH1qnYI
Also famous for being re-recorded with new lyrics for an Outback Steakhouse commercial

Nhex, Sunday, 26 April 2020 19:48 (three years ago) link

kind of sad but mostly sad

El Tomboto, Friday, 1 May 2020 03:33 (three years ago) link

The comments are in full unity

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 1 May 2020 05:19 (three years ago) link

Is Cities that bad?

wasdnous (abanana), Friday, 1 May 2020 17:20 (three years ago) link

Cities is awesome but I would hate to play that game without a mouse

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Friday, 1 May 2020 17:22 (three years ago) link

the rumor was for dark souls remastered and dying light!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 1 May 2020 17:38 (three years ago) link

HOWAREYOUKEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svZIZArhjQQ

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 18:26 (three years ago) link

nice

Nhex, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 18:36 (three years ago) link

your lolz may vary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqEAQnxh6xc

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 23 May 2020 18:24 (three years ago) link

i almost want to give them credit for trying? but i'm not sure for what.

Nhex, Monday, 25 May 2020 04:27 (three years ago) link

My guess is Ken Ishii spent almost a couple of hours putting that together, and not a minute more.

El Tomboto, Monday, 25 May 2020 05:14 (three years ago) link

should have just reclaimed this early Aphex Twin track instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnURWFxwmk0

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Monday, 25 May 2020 08:53 (three years ago) link

this is CRAZY old but omg omg omg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjOEnYxw_p8

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 05:33 (three years ago) link

more proof that Getting Over It is a curse on humanity

Nhex, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 08:02 (three years ago) link

what a great level

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 18:13 (three years ago) link

We have our annual DanielfromSL upload:

http://www.youtube.com/WHsGO8a8WOE

Fun-Loving and Furry-Curious! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 28 May 2020 22:10 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHsGO8a8WOE

wasdnous (abanana), Thursday, 28 May 2020 22:43 (three years ago) link

uh.... is he trolling an asian man by pretending to endorse racist coronavirus theories?

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 30 May 2020 04:28 (three years ago) link

Yeah, that's what I get for failing to watch/vet before sharing.

Fun-Loving and Furry-Curious! (Old Lunch), Saturday, 30 May 2020 04:36 (three years ago) link

the other guy started it! yeah it's pretty bad tho

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Saturday, 30 May 2020 17:50 (three years ago) link

#あつ森 #どうぶつの森 #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/f9zBLztmlE

— ミルタンク@あつ森 (@miltank211) May 29, 2020

||||||||, Saturday, 30 May 2020 21:01 (three years ago) link

haaaaaa

Nhex, Saturday, 30 May 2020 21:06 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/V1kaU4x.jpg

Nhex, Thursday, 4 June 2020 00:08 (three years ago) link

is that hikaru

||||||||, Thursday, 4 June 2020 09:03 (three years ago) link

I like it when Dunkey goes more or less silent and just kind of lets the ridiculousness speak for itself:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXSjsSHWekw

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 June 2020 13:36 (three years ago) link

ok, honestly, i hope that ends up in a trash bundle someday

Nhex, Thursday, 4 June 2020 14:37 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/TL51pqk.png
https://i.imgur.com/p0Pqsg5.jpg

ciderpress, Friday, 12 June 2020 15:55 (three years ago) link

lol gamers

all cats are beautiful (silby), Friday, 12 June 2020 16:04 (three years ago) link

hahahaha

our god is a wee lil god (Karl Malone), Friday, 12 June 2020 16:10 (three years ago) link

i mean...actually, that would be awesome if they did that

our god is a wee lil god (Karl Malone), Friday, 12 June 2020 16:10 (three years ago) link

There was something a little off about the footage of the presenters, but this seems more likely:

sony messed up the shutter speed and face tuning so bad in the ps5 reveal that i swear every single real person looks like a cgi render

— 9u (@inthesku) June 12, 2020

jmm, Friday, 12 June 2020 16:14 (three years ago) link

https://www.polygon.com/2020/6/15/21291432/unraveled-gamer-space

The line between annoying and amazing is so thin with BDG, but I gotta admit this worked for me

Nhex, Friday, 19 June 2020 23:12 (three years ago) link

kinda lol, mostly sad

So if I have this right, Cyberpunk 2077 lets you choose the length of your character’s nails, their colour, your eye and cheek makeup, the sound of their voice, whether they’re uncircumcised or not, but won’t let you be fat? https://t.co/5E7x0JbrfZ

— bulk barn (@boarlord_) June 25, 2020

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 25 June 2020 22:17 (three years ago) link

i thought he was kidding about the circumcision, but no

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 25 June 2020 22:22 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AVxv7IOYWA

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 26 June 2020 05:27 (three years ago) link

The creator of NBA Jam finally confirms the long standing conspiracy theory that the game was programmed so that if the @ChicagoBulls took a last second shot against the @DetroitPistons it would always miss.

Mystery solved! pic.twitter.com/ugBw7cbx8k

— ᴀʀᴅᴀ Öᴄᴀʟ (@Arda) June 26, 2020

Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 26 June 2020 19:48 (three years ago) link

loool

that's great

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Friday, 26 June 2020 20:42 (three years ago) link

legend

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 27 June 2020 07:36 (three years ago) link

Play the newest edition of the game millions have come to love pic.twitter.com/NRlJFqQ8Mi

— publius (@SmugPublius) June 29, 2020

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 29 June 2020 20:07 (three years ago) link

lol, finally I have a reason to like GTA

shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 29 June 2020 20:08 (three years ago) link

Apparently someone modded playable assault weapons into Dark Souls:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mju1EhU1Z4I

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 7 July 2020 13:10 (three years ago) link

obliquely via zs:

pic.twitter.com/rLMakAf99e

— Perfectly Cut Screams (@AAAAAGGHHHH) June 21, 2020

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 02:04 (three years ago) link

I saw that coming, which is more than he can say.

Once, years ago, I had to see an Aaron Carter show. This is when he was still 13 or whatever, so most of his fans topped off at the age, too. When a friend and I got to the venue we saw the usual parade of little kids being dropped off by their parents. One kid we saw flying toward the venue excitedly yelling "Aaron Carter! Aaron Carter!" Then that kid smacked right into a post, which rang out with the most comical, cartoonish "boooooonnnnng." The kid stood stock still for a few seconds, and then very gradually the crying started: " .... wwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHAHAAAAAAAA!" It was pretty funny.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 12:26 (three years ago) link

xp

no joke, that last video is almost an exact replica of what the Ducktales theme song did to me as a kid. ran around the house and hit the corner of a wooden microwave cabinet, really hard, right on my temple. blood! a few stitches. my parents argued, again. the end

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 15:18 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Homie movin' like a Treasure Co., Ltd Boss from 1993 pic.twitter.com/ETH9VZvoLY

— Mr. Poe (@MrPotatobadger) July 25, 2020

chihuahuau, Sunday, 26 July 2020 09:37 (three years ago) link

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/07/31/business/video-game-meetings.html

Lewis Smithingham, an advertising executive in Brooklyn, was trying to land a virtual meeting with an analyst at an investment management firm, who he hoped would be both a source of potential clients and information. Dates were agreed to and then postponed, rescheduled and rescheduled again. So Mr. Smithingham had an idea. He would end the brush-offs by emailing a cheeky invitation:

“Let’s go rob a bank in Grand Theft Auto.”

Soon, Mr. Smithingham and the analyst were tearing around a fictional version of Los Angeles, submachine guns in hand, in one of the world’s most popular and raucous multiplayer video games. The analyst lacked the skills for a bank heist, but the two did some carjacking, ran over some unlucky pedestrians, eluded some cops, drove off a cliff and died a few times.

“He isn’t a great gamer, so I had to sort of be the point person for all of the shooting,” said Mr. Smithingham, a director at MediaMonks, which is based in the Netherlands. “But now we text each other regularly, and when I get on a call with this guy, I’ll be like, ‘You remember that time we ran from the cops and crashed into a highway divider?’”

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 3 August 2020 16:39 (three years ago) link

Capitalism!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 3 August 2020 16:40 (three years ago) link

networking for man-children

Dan I., Monday, 3 August 2020 18:15 (three years ago) link

This is actually one of the funniest Dunkey videos in a while:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2GhFL7fZio

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 12:33 (three years ago) link

good stuff

Nhex, Saturday, 15 August 2020 19:07 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQGn2zRnQGc
this bangs

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 20 August 2020 18:48 (three years ago) link

long, interesting neopets twitter thread:

every few years i email neopets support asking if they can help me log into my childhood account and (unsurprisingly, tiny team, millions of old accounts) i've never heard back

— everest (@everestpipkin) August 23, 2020

(everest has been mentioned here before, in the AI thread. they did the moth twitterbot thing that won awards and i met them at a bots thing in somerset house one time)

koogs, Sunday, 23 August 2020 18:49 (three years ago) link

lol wow that story

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 25 August 2020 11:35 (three years ago) link

Kinda equal parts lol and sad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5Fw2zHZ26Q

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Sunday, 30 August 2020 16:12 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/XKotlRe.png

thank you for this hashtag icon nintendo

ciderpress, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 16:38 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr96SKcEm3o&lc

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 3 September 2020 06:26 (three years ago) link

try that again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr96SKcEm3o

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 3 September 2020 14:18 (three years ago) link

I assume part two (or three, or four) will get to Hollow Knight and BotW.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 3 September 2020 14:49 (three years ago) link

good background vybz

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 3 September 2020 14:51 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Favorite genre of TikTok this week are guys explaining how they would survive huge video game crashes pic.twitter.com/MgNNQrGMzh

— BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs) October 20, 2020


worth scrolling through the thread

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 23 October 2020 18:09 (three years ago) link

Not so much lol but game related thing you want to share somewhere

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djT_hBVbmGc

here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Saturday, 24 October 2020 12:05 (three years ago) link

saw that; unsettling!

Nhex, Saturday, 24 October 2020 17:03 (three years ago) link

tbf it is endlessly fascinating

My game of the year so far is the 3D walkthrough of this house: https://t.co/bwRIKgWRDx

— Pat Ashe (@patrickashe) October 26, 2020

closed beta (NotEnough), Monday, 26 October 2020 15:26 (three years ago) link

i found the cat!

neith moon (ledge), Monday, 26 October 2020 15:30 (three years ago) link

that's great. we should do hide and go seek in there.
Find the Ramen.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 26 October 2020 15:31 (three years ago) link

i wish i could open the drawers

just another 3-pinnochio post by (Karl Malone), Monday, 26 October 2020 15:39 (three years ago) link

oh man the shower room.

neith moon (ledge), Monday, 26 October 2020 15:41 (three years ago) link

Sealed Deep Space Nine Box Set
Urinal
Battery Recharger
Dave Cool emoji pillow
"Slay the Day" Motivational reminder
Cyberman keychain

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 26 October 2020 15:43 (three years ago) link

oh shit i found a secret level

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 26 October 2020 15:43 (three years ago) link

wait a second, does the basement just turn into a local post office at some point?

just another 3-pinnochio post by (Karl Malone), Monday, 26 October 2020 15:46 (three years ago) link

find the topless calendar

just another 3-pinnochio post by (Karl Malone), Monday, 26 October 2020 15:46 (three years ago) link

Creepier than The 7th Guest

yeah what the hell's the story with the basement factory/office

Nhex, Monday, 26 October 2020 15:47 (three years ago) link

the roadmap of Britain was... unexpected

Neil S, Monday, 26 October 2020 15:47 (three years ago) link

as you walk around, the time of day changes, because it took 3 and a half years to capture all these 3D shots

just another 3-pinnochio post by (Karl Malone), Monday, 26 October 2020 15:48 (three years ago) link

I, uh, found the shower. it's in DVD Land seemingly pic.twitter.com/TVy4ffc8O7

— yardgnome (@yardgnome736) October 26, 2020

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 26 October 2020 15:48 (three years ago) link

this is fucking crazy! i can't even figure out how to get back to the house

just another 3-pinnochio post by (Karl Malone), Monday, 26 October 2020 15:49 (three years ago) link

comments suggest it's a baptismal from when the place was a church.
really a fascinating link; i could lose a whole day on this!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 26 October 2020 15:49 (three years ago) link

Gonna go all the way out on a limb and say...bachelor.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 October 2020 15:53 (three years ago) link

Yeah, really, no fair posting this in the middle of a workday, folks. I got shit to do!

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 October 2020 15:53 (three years ago) link

Gonna go all the way out on a limb and say...bachelor.

just wait til you find the dvds

i mean, ALL of the dvds. you'll know when you find them

just another 3-pinnochio post by (Karl Malone), Monday, 26 October 2020 15:55 (three years ago) link

is there a weird zoning issue here? i mean, clearly this is an eBay seller/warehouse, with a couple beds attached to it.

just another 3-pinnochio post by (Karl Malone), Monday, 26 October 2020 15:57 (three years ago) link

I'm hanging out in the library. New World Metaphysics! The Moses of Rovno! Mason Jar Lunch, Salad and Meals! Oh no there's a whole row of shelves with no viewpoint in the middle.

Stolen goods operation seems highly plausible.

neith moon (ledge), Monday, 26 October 2020 16:00 (three years ago) link

click the wlky link i posted

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 26 October 2020 16:01 (three years ago) link

Sounds like some kind of sub-Dixie Mafia shit from that WLKY link posted above

Nhex, Monday, 26 October 2020 16:01 (three years ago) link

at least now we know where those 10,000 CD copies of Scott Weiland's Happy in Galoshes album ended up

Neil S, Monday, 26 October 2020 16:01 (three years ago) link

click the wlky link i posted

Forbidden to yoorpeens.

neith moon (ledge), Monday, 26 October 2020 16:03 (three years ago) link

LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Thousands of stolen items were found in a former church and Christian school on Tuesday.

Saint Matthews police, along with loss prevention units from Kroger and Target stores made the bust at the intersection of Blue Lick Road and Bonaventure Boulevard.

Years ago the church with an attached parsonage belonged to the Bonaventure Boulevard Church of Christ, but residents said things changed when the church left.

On Tuesday police arrested Troy Curtis. He's charged with engaging in organized crime and receiving stolen property.

“For a while I've known something shady has been going on,” said resident Thomas Gnadinger.

Gnadinger said over the years he's seen his neighborhood change from a trusted community church and school into a residential home that brought unwelcomed activity.

“Slowly but surely they started having a lot of traffic coming in. You know, like the church used to have. More than the church actually, you know,” said Gnadinger.

Police said it was part of a fencing operation that's been under investigation since 2010.

While investigators wouldn't make an official statement, they did explain that the old church building is filled with stolen property from all over the county.

They believe the operation may have spanned over several states.

During Tuesday morning's raid police questioned a few people found in the home.

They will not comment on the owner of the property or if he is a suspect.

Gnadinger said the resident had many visitors, especially in the dark of night, with van loads of boxes. He thought it might be drug activity.

“Packages, you know, coming and going. Not UPS packages, not men in big brown trucks or vans or the mailman bringing packages. I'm sure they did, but most didn't look like they were from the United States Parcel Service,” he said.

Police said now they have a huge task of trying to identify all of the stolen property.

There is enough stolen property that police said it could fill a few trucks.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 26 October 2020 16:05 (three years ago) link

"Thomas Gnadinger"!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 26 October 2020 16:05 (three years ago) link

amazing

just another 3-pinnochio post by (Karl Malone), Monday, 26 October 2020 16:08 (three years ago) link

Are You A Bad Enough Dude to Explore Troy Curtis' Warehouse?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 26 October 2020 16:10 (three years ago) link

I started speculating about the lives of the people in the basement bedrooms and bummed myself out. Otoh the sign on one door said 'mancave' and he had eight pairs of shoes so ¯\(°_o)/¯

neith moon (ledge), Monday, 26 October 2020 16:13 (three years ago) link

out of all the ways to make money doing something illegal, this seems like one of the hardest, tedious ways to do it

the plan? steal thousands of terrible DVDs and sell them on ebay, at 14 cents profit margin per disc

just another 3-pinnochio post by (Karl Malone), Monday, 26 October 2020 16:26 (three years ago) link

i kind of admire their low budget home made amazon warehouse entrepreneurship.

neith moon (ledge), Monday, 26 October 2020 16:31 (three years ago) link

its a challenge finding anything you would consider buying for a buck or two in here despite the size of the place

ciderpress, Monday, 26 October 2020 16:38 (three years ago) link

the shower is in the porn dvd room

ciderpress, Monday, 26 October 2020 16:46 (three years ago) link

i think i'd steal the Men in Black DVD from one of the bedrooms first, and then maybe the shrinkwrapped boxset of Ancient Mysteries from the living room as well

just another 3-pinnochio post by (Karl Malone), Monday, 26 October 2020 16:54 (three years ago) link

Not even porn

The thing is, is you can find anything in there at all, why aren't you counting cards instead?

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 26 October 2020 17:09 (three years ago) link

i missed the porn dvd room, gotta go back later

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 26 October 2020 17:13 (three years ago) link

definitely knock before you enter

just another 3-pinnochio post by (Karl Malone), Monday, 26 October 2020 17:17 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVQd7wgfcvo

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 26 October 2020 17:20 (three years ago) link

thought for sure that was going to be the "don't open that door!" clip

just another 3-pinnochio post by (Karl Malone), Monday, 26 October 2020 17:25 (three years ago) link

Holy shit, that house. But you should all drop what you're doing right now, check out this listing, and then flip through the photos in order (without reading the description) and tell me it isn't the intro level to a game where you inherit a nice house, are exploring it for the first time, and then discover a dark secret:

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/203-E-Morrison-St_Fayette_MO_65248_M73436-07096

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 26 October 2020 17:28 (three years ago) link

!!!

closed beta (NotEnough), Monday, 26 October 2020 17:35 (three years ago) link

possibilities are amazing with this property

closed beta (NotEnough), Monday, 26 October 2020 17:36 (three years ago) link

JiC (and anyone else who hasn't already) join us here:
L@@K! Photos from Real Estate Listings (see remarks)

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 26 October 2020 17:36 (three years ago) link

also, just because it's amazing
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2225-Arlington-Ave-Riverside-CA-92506/17861223_zpid

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 26 October 2020 17:37 (three years ago) link

xp josh ah, it was actually WAS a Sheriff's home/Jail, hence the disparity

Nhex, Monday, 26 October 2020 17:46 (three years ago) link

I started speculating about the lives of the people in the basement bedrooms and bummed myself out. Otoh the sign on one door said 'mancave' and he had eight pairs of shoes so ¯\(°_o)/¯

based on the fact that they're all pumas, i'm going to guess that it's a european operation

diamonddave85​​ (diamonddave85), Monday, 26 October 2020 17:50 (three years ago) link

woah i didn't see the 'dollhouse' view icon in the lower left.

neith moon (ledge), Monday, 26 October 2020 20:03 (three years ago) link

some answers to yr questions about the DVD warehouse
https://waxy.org/2020/10/the-house-on-blue-lick-road/

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 13:46 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SFWh0T9C_Y

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 18:12 (three years ago) link

SummoningSalt video when?

closed beta (NotEnough), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 18:30 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/uYFjX0v.png
https://i.imgur.com/CpiVHyC.png

chihuahuau, Tuesday, 3 November 2020 00:00 (three years ago) link

Lol is that F-Zero GX, or a different one?

Nhex, Tuesday, 3 November 2020 00:52 (three years ago) link

no idea, stole it from SA

chihuahuau, Tuesday, 3 November 2020 01:00 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M8XeFEHRCI

ciderpress, Tuesday, 3 November 2020 02:58 (three years ago) link

haha, i love the of someone that plays f-zero GX for the cutscenes only

just another 3-pinnochio post by (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 03:06 (three years ago) link

Eh, humans are weird like that (or at least that's my excuse for the open tab with "All Force Unleashed II Cutscenes")

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 3 November 2020 12:45 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Dunkey going high concept!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZzZKuQUguk

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 7 December 2020 03:15 (three years ago) link

that's a great dunkey vid

Karl Malone, Monday, 7 December 2020 04:08 (three years ago) link

...and he's actually put up twitch streams and youtube videos following that schedule. wonder how long he'll keep it going

Nhex, Monday, 7 December 2020 04:22 (three years ago) link

Yeah, he's playing amongst us on Twitch atm

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Monday, 7 December 2020 04:36 (three years ago) link

this is a good and natural direction for dunkey

Karl Malone, Monday, 7 December 2020 06:16 (three years ago) link

It did briefly have me contemplating what if that is his real voice.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 7 December 2020 07:57 (three years ago) link

he's still doing that voice on stream with himself on camera. too lazy to watch and see if he cracks

Nhex, Monday, 7 December 2020 16:48 (three years ago) link

His 3 1/2 hour (!) "reaction" stream is like the funniest prolonged deadpan schtick I've seen in some time:

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/826010265

Like, when he's playing "guess which one's the magician" or whatever? Genius. I mean, come on:

https://www.twitch.tv/dunkstream/clip/AgitatedEnergeticPizzaRiPepperonis

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 7 December 2020 17:07 (three years ago) link

it is hilarious and awful that the streamer watching someone else's content has become completely normalized already. so lazy. i suppose it's slightly better than those reaction videos where you couldn't see what they were watching...

Nhex, Monday, 7 December 2020 17:35 (three years ago) link

this is great if he quits next week

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 December 2020 00:05 (three years ago) link

it would be, but i do wonder what the 600th straight day of this kind of dunkey would be like. it could be amazing, it could be a personal disaster

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 8 December 2020 00:14 (three years ago) link

It might make him rich but I would prefer a twenty minute cyberpunk piece

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 December 2020 01:20 (three years ago) link

I've just been watching random bits of the Dunkey streams, but I saw yesterday during the "Drama Monday! (react)" stream that there is a clip of him reacting to a guy reacting to his video announcing this semi-satirical switch in streaming strategy. "There is such big drama with this guy ..." Or another bit where some hack hints that after talking about bunch of shitty games he's going to talk about Uncharted 4, and Dunkey gets excited, but then the guy starts talking about some other shitty game instead, and Dunkey is incredulous. "what the fuck!? this is gonna start a *big-ass* drama." This is like the Dunkey equivalent of Autechre releasing an 8-hour album.

I assume at some point he'll revert back to his usual videos. I imagine this prolonged bit works kind of like a pledge drive?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 8 December 2020 15:22 (three years ago) link

It’s obviously a put on but gotta be tempting to play through...

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 December 2020 15:25 (three years ago) link

Sounds like a having-it-both-ways deal honestly - if his numbers actually do go up by pumping out garbage daily, why shouldn't he do it? Quick glance on Twitch shows his old videos at 30-60k, this past week's views at 100-200K.

Nhex, Tuesday, 8 December 2020 15:32 (three years ago) link

Yep, I read a sad polygon thing on that yesterday. At least for now, he’s getting significantly more views

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 8 December 2020 16:02 (three years ago) link

On YouTube, I mean

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 8 December 2020 16:02 (three years ago) link

Because of the pandemic I'm watching a lot more YouTube this year. Still can't get on the Twitch lifestyle of actually hopping on at a certain time and watching someone goof for hours. Like, I could do that with actual RL friends over Zoom, maybe, but I don't know if I could make that sort of connection with a streamer. Greatly prefer the (admittedly rife with its own problems) YouTube ingestion

Nhex, Tuesday, 8 December 2020 16:08 (three years ago) link

the only dunkey piece that features a quote from his wife: https://www.polygon.com/2020/12/7/22160005/dunkey-youtube-among-us-minecraft-trending

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 8 December 2020 16:12 (three years ago) link

I've been trying to cut myself off from Twitch after getting a bit too sucked in over the last few months. It's kind of scary how compulsive it can get, especially when I don't feel like I have the energy for anything else. There's a monotony and narcotic quality about it that makes it a little too easy to consume.

jmm, Tuesday, 8 December 2020 17:46 (three years ago) link

There's now a video of that streamer reacting to Dunkey reacting to that streamer reacting to Dunkey.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 8 December 2020 18:55 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIchMEqVwvg

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 02:58 (three years ago) link

https://i.ibb.co/Sr9DJQd/nancy.png

THE DON IS GONE (FlopsyDuck), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 14:39 (three years ago) link

Seeing dunkey on camera is alarming

is right unfortunately (silby), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 16:21 (three years ago) link

that famous disney short with sluggo and goofy

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 16:33 (three years ago) link

Seriously going further and further down the metahole:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrciXNtHIm8

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 12 December 2020 17:40 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

apologies for all dunky all the time here but he's been good at alerting me to what youtube has become. this is like, actual people's GOALS IN LIFE now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4SMSCKOXO8

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 December 2020 04:18 (three years ago) link

you took my sadness out of context
at the totino's fortnite training room

, Tuesday, 29 December 2020 05:33 (three years ago) link

I know, I specifically resisted posting his review of the new KFC console.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 29 December 2020 14:25 (three years ago) link

holy shit

DJP, Tuesday, 29 December 2020 14:31 (three years ago) link

There is nothing sadder than the distillation of everything to "content." Like, there are names for literally everything they are calling "content," but the actual, er, content doesn't matter at all, it just has to take up space/time. "You know, during the pandemic I've been watching a lot of content, reading some content, but what I really want to do is write the Great American Content. A lot of people don't know this, but I actually have a degree in content from the Iowa content program."

Anyone else see the Times article from a week or so back about iirc Chinese real estate companies selling shares in reality TV etc. housing compounds, enticing investors with a piece of their revenue streams?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 29 December 2020 14:33 (three years ago) link

Yeah framing it as "content" like that always gave me a similar impression- like it's just indistinguishable stimulation-gruel poured unceremoniously into the trough that is youtube or twitch or whatever. This content vs that content? What does it matter? It's content; consume it. It's about quantity and there always needs to be a fresh supply. Nothing else really matters. The purpose of it is the same and about as scrutinized as cartoons to keep a toddler occupied or HGTV in a dentist's waiting room.

Evan, Tuesday, 29 December 2020 14:48 (three years ago) link

the "content" thing has been around for a long time now. for me, it's an extremely useful indicator of sorts - "content" people are fucking weird and definitely stay far away from them

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 29 December 2020 16:51 (three years ago) link

That video is like willingly signing up for an ouroboros human centipede of content creation/consumption for $13/hr.

Jimi Buffett (PBKR), Tuesday, 29 December 2020 17:30 (three years ago) link

I'm just going through all of Vanessa Beyer's Totinos commercials on SNL

Totino's Fortnite Training Room (DJP), Tuesday, 29 December 2020 18:21 (three years ago) link

one of the few good things snl ever produced
MY HUNGRY GAMERS

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 December 2020 18:55 (three years ago) link

i knew someone who got too wrapped up in his job and would say "product" over and over again and it drove me crazy. this "content" stuff reminds me of the same thing

Nhex, Tuesday, 29 December 2020 19:00 (three years ago) link

also people who aren't game developers using "assets" when they're talking about art / environments

ciderpress, Tuesday, 29 December 2020 19:05 (three years ago) link

images as "assets" come up frequently outside of game development, too.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 29 December 2020 19:09 (three years ago) link

assess ass asset assimilation

sound familiar? this is corporate speak for "evaluate photos of butts for the big presentation". Thank me later- oh and congrats on that promotion ;)

Evan, Tuesday, 29 December 2020 19:18 (three years ago) link

When your daughter is offering you a side quest pic.twitter.com/ajELjydYAn

— Rosalind (@rozya) January 2, 2021

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 2 January 2021 14:55 (three years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/Gu5quHNecI

— barroo (@averycutedog) January 8, 2021

Karl Malone, Friday, 8 January 2021 23:27 (three years ago) link

The guiltiest lol

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:36 (three years ago) link

"Steve made us go meet with Nintendo to see if they would consider being acquired. They just laughed their asses off. Like, imagine an hour of somebody just laughing at you. That was kind of how that meeting went."

Oral history of the Xbox by @dinabass: https://t.co/Wnqpe1Dje4

— Jason Schreier (@jasonschreier) January 6, 2021

https://i.imgur.com/sVtiPSZ.jpg

chihuahuau, Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:40 (three years ago) link

Lol at Karl’s vid!

DJI, Saturday, 9 January 2021 16:47 (three years ago) link

Love this too

The whole story is even more hilarious pic.twitter.com/FT993gSOpx

— Erik Fossum (@ErikFossum) January 6, 2021

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 9 January 2021 17:48 (three years ago) link

Lol. Bear in mind this was also during maximum Square Soft "high on their own supply" era, during the Spirits Within and FFVII movies.

Nhex, Saturday, 9 January 2021 23:26 (three years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/B2moP3FXed

— Perfectly Cut Screams (@AAAAAGGHHHH) November 19, 2020

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 January 2021 04:07 (three years ago) link

Moral Choices in Video Games pic.twitter.com/Z9mz0Qev7t

— Chelsea Saunders (@PIXELATEDCROWN) January 18, 2021

chihuahuau, Monday, 18 January 2021 13:27 (three years ago) link

haha! was always curious about Live a Live

Nhex, Monday, 18 January 2021 16:59 (three years ago) link

live a live is cool

ciderpress, Monday, 18 January 2021 17:33 (three years ago) link

Gamestop stock up 125% thanks to r/wallstreetbets

lmao pic.twitter.com/Gsu6xHgeTB

— Daniel Ahmad (@ZhugeEX) January 25, 2021

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 25 January 2021 17:42 (three years ago) link

wait, whaa? i don't feel like going on reddit but they somehow saved gamestop from going out of business?

Karl Malone, Monday, 25 January 2021 17:51 (three years ago) link

not at all but it's a helluva story, google it.

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Monday, 25 January 2021 18:15 (three years ago) link

https://www.wired.com/story/gamestop-stock-wall-street-bets-short-squeeze/

i should wait for this news to spread and then buy low on gamestock

Karl Malone, Monday, 25 January 2021 18:20 (three years ago) link

I am morbidly curious to see how high GME will go this week. already peaked at $150 today - this stock was around $20 a month ago, and $5 a year ago!
Not sure I'm curious enough to start a Robinhood account though... but money won is always better than money earned, right?

Nhex, Monday, 25 January 2021 18:26 (three years ago) link

Embracing the pyramid scheme of the stock market.

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Monday, 25 January 2021 18:55 (three years ago) link

Should people be shorting GME or are there too many morons available to prop this thing up for long enough to make shorting prohibitively painful?

Smokahontas and John Spliff (PBKR), Monday, 25 January 2021 19:34 (three years ago) link

it's because there were already people shorting GME, that it's rising, because the stock market

Nhex, Monday, 25 January 2021 19:44 (three years ago) link

Is this situation ONE WEIRD TRICK that's inherent to shorting, and that GME happened to be the one company that this happened to?

Sammy Agar-Agar (Leee), Monday, 25 January 2021 19:49 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP468OEln4U

new variant (onimo), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 17:43 (three years ago) link

good one

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 18:07 (three years ago) link

excellent

Nhex, Wednesday, 27 January 2021 05:01 (three years ago) link

Power to the player!

Yerac, Wednesday, 27 January 2021 05:08 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSgrumHw-XA

Major D in QAnon (onimo), Sunday, 14 February 2021 05:30 (three years ago) link

President Biden competing in Mario Kart against granddaughter Naomi. She says he “barely” won. pic.twitter.com/JhDMX1TTMv

— Jennifer Epstein (@jeneps) February 14, 2021

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 14 February 2021 15:16 (three years ago) link

just waiting for the conservative/tucker carlson exposé on "cheating" and "rubber-banding" in mario kart. biden didn't win, he cheated! the whole game is rigged!!

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 14 February 2021 19:40 (three years ago) link

thinking about if i’ve seen a single photo of trump and his grandkids

tiwa-nty one savage (voodoo chili), Sunday, 14 February 2021 19:48 (three years ago) link

trump would play a 1-player game, promise to hand it off to the grandkid when he lost, and then every time he lost he would claim he was cheated and deserved another free turn

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 14 February 2021 19:55 (three years ago) link

That Joel Haver channel is a real goldmine

Nhex, Sunday, 14 February 2021 20:30 (three years ago) link

the current state of Twitch: the official Twitch Gaming channel cut off the live Metallica concert to play 8bit folk music to avoid DMCA pic.twitter.com/sCn56So8Ee

— Rod Breslau (@Slasher) February 19, 2021

There are articles about this but really that has it all.

https://www.hotnewhiphop.com/twitch-shamelessly-replaces-audio-of-metallicas-blizzcon-show-to-avoid-dmca-news.127063.html

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 21 February 2021 16:05 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxmLD8y0RNQ

ledge, Friday, 26 February 2021 14:01 (three years ago) link

Why did that video decide to put the punchline right at the start?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 February 2021 16:28 (three years ago) link

probably b/c videos have about four seconds to get ppl's attention before they click away

Canon in Deez (silby), Friday, 26 February 2021 16:31 (three years ago) link

Well, it worked, because even though the video is like a buck-thirty long, once I realized the bulk of it was the "making-of" the two-second joke, I didn't bother.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 February 2021 17:05 (three years ago) link

I assume that I am late to Japan World Cup, but what the hell:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdmsRcsl_xA

RZA Minnelli (Leee), Monday, 1 March 2021 22:48 (three years ago) link

Funny stuff instantly rendered unfunny by the people talking over it to tell us how funny it is (though I always hated ms3tk etc for the same reason so maybe I'm an outlier?)

JimD, Tuesday, 2 March 2021 12:25 (three years ago) link

There are like ReBoot fever dreams...

Nhex, Tuesday, 2 March 2021 15:35 (three years ago) link

xp i have tried to get into ms3tk a million times

i think i'm so vain that i think my internal jokes about the bad movies are funnier

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 18:01 (three years ago) link

I riff to myself sometimes but classic mst3k episodes can’t be beat

Evan, Tuesday, 2 March 2021 18:22 (three years ago) link

Manos is on right now

https://www.twitch.tv/mst3k

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 18:44 (three years ago) link

i've said this on the MST thread, but the key to the classic period is that very few jokes are really of the type "hey, this movie sure is dumb/bad, huh?" and when they are, many of them get at that by picking up on some very small detail or odd bit of writing or production design that hits my brain in a left-field unexpected way. but YMMV!

honkin' on bobo, honkin' with my feet ten feet off of beale (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 15:18 (three years ago) link

i remember the first time i went to rocky horror, that was also a long time ago

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 21:00 (three years ago) link

four weeks pass...

It took a day, but here it is: The Pokemon intro recreated using ONLY stock footage. pic.twitter.com/oMDvAYqT6A

— Matthew Highton (@MattHighton) April 6, 2021

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 18:18 (three years ago) link

also Evil Mario ftw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enBceUyGf9Q

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 18:25 (three years ago) link

"BOWSER MEANS... NOTHING TO ME"

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 18:27 (three years ago) link

The ridiculous plasticity of the Demon's Souls character creation system is always good for some laughs, but I came across this one randomly and nearly pissed myself.

https://i.imgur.com/1SuaN.jpg

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 April 2021 16:07 (three years ago) link

dark laughter at how Microsoft Flight Simulator currently has a bug in the tutorial that causes the instructor to calmly do a Controlled Flight Into Terrain while explaining how to read the instruments pic.twitter.com/Dgfs30G1Mo

— Richard (@halkyardo) April 11, 2021

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 22:18 (three years ago) link

"last but not least check your altimeter..."

koogs, Tuesday, 13 April 2021 22:24 (three years ago) link

xpost to most 2021 images

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 22:25 (three years ago) link

Attention, Arks! A new Ultimate Quest is coming soon to #PSO2global! Are you ready to face the Final Battle: Space-time Interstice? Log in this week to find out! ✨

Learn more: https://t.co/OdHxJgwmJ2 pic.twitter.com/nTwux7zG13

— Phantasy Star Online 2 - Global (@play_pso2) April 13, 2021

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 02:35 (three years ago) link

what the heck is an interstice?
also surprised to discover this game still exists AND also just got a US release last year

Nhex, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 03:11 (three years ago) link

As the comments point out, an interstice is defined as "an intervening space, especially a very small one," which is unfortunate, given the font choice.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 11:58 (three years ago) link

lol, Microsoft Flight Simulator video is slowly, quietly hilarious. Needs Laurie Anderson "From the Air" dubbed over it.

also:

lol, Microsoft Flight Simulator

sgt. pepper's one-and-only bobo honkin' band (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 18:06 (three years ago) link

lol Microsoft Flight Simulator, but also i really wish it was on mac so i could play it! i haven't played one since the 90s at a friend's house

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 18:09 (three years ago) link

oh god that was brilliant

Call of Scampi: Slack Nephrops (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 18:23 (three years ago) link

I only just now saw the lol in that PSO ad.

Tahini Coates (Leee), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 20:47 (three years ago) link

what is it?

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 April 2021 02:37 (three years ago) link

the kerning

ciderpress, Thursday, 15 April 2021 03:24 (three years ago) link

ah, okay

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 April 2021 05:48 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

OK, this is like an epic troll, but I'm not sure who it's trolling, which is irrelevant, because it's so stupid it's hilarious, at least to me, this morning:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXnGmUu5qCg

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 May 2021 14:11 (two years ago) link

did u see the top comment

Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Sunday, 23 May 2021 19:55 (two years ago) link

Ha! That's awesome.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 23 May 2021 20:21 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

My 5 yo niece downloaded this game and I looked over and started watching. She went through 9 levels and at the end had to deliver a baby via c-section. Keep in mind neither of us had any idea what the game was about at first or what it was called until the very end pic.twitter.com/g8gCnICce1

— Sara Schaefer (@saraschaefer1) June 7, 2021

silverfish, Thursday, 10 June 2021 15:42 (two years ago) link

so confused...

Nhex, Friday, 11 June 2021 15:05 (two years ago) link

you want confusing: dunkey's new video is a (pretty good) review of Jacques Tati's movie Playtime

Yeah I thought it was pretty solid. He does do movies from time to time.

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 11 June 2021 18:14 (two years ago) link

i was a very late dunkey adopter mainly cuz every other massively popular gamer youtuber is the worst ever. his dream drama videos hooked me and now i'm a convert. even my girlfriend who cares not for video games loves him and now i have to wait to watch his new videos so we can watch them together :)

diamonddave85​​ (diamonddave85), Friday, 11 June 2021 18:22 (two years ago) link

I think he eased off the voice thing that initially struck me as, uh, minstrelsy-adjacent, maybe it was never actually that to begin with. PlayTime is an all-time great video game of course

Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Friday, 11 June 2021 18:42 (two years ago) link

playtime is mario

ciderpress, Friday, 11 June 2021 18:48 (two years ago) link

otm

Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Friday, 11 June 2021 18:50 (two years ago) link

PlayTime: New Donk City Edition

corporate pride is out of control pic.twitter.com/h60qAOtmPP

— Mel Stone (@melstonemusic) June 3, 2021

, Friday, 11 June 2021 23:23 (two years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AL0rblsHLE

this got reviewed in the latest edge. 6/10

wasdnuos (abanana), Saturday, 12 June 2021 16:03 (two years ago) link

Preposterous score

Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Saturday, 12 June 2021 16:09 (two years ago) link

Joni Mitchell's Blue came out 50 years ago today, and id Software's Quake came out 25 years ago today. In honor of these two influential classics, I modded Quake to replace Trent Reznor's soundtrack with the entirety of Blue. Enjoy. pic.twitter.com/ggx8kWikSE

— Andy Baio (@waxpancake) June 22, 2021

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_fit,f_auto,g_center,pg_1,q_60,w_965/96fa790317c2d364add38f89d1455a7b.jpg

imagine being paid to put out a series of 6 videogames and someone chooses this font for all of them and no one ever fixes it

Karl Malone, Thursday, 1 July 2021 18:06 (two years ago) link

(the remastered Final Fantasy games coming soon)

Karl Malone, Thursday, 1 July 2021 18:08 (two years ago) link

Wouldn't it seriously be easier to just emulate the ROMs at this point? I mean for SquareEnix!

Nhex, Thursday, 1 July 2021 19:13 (two years ago) link

Tim Rogers was trolling them, accurately, by telling them they could just BUY a much better font for like $100 on any number of websites

Karl Malone, Thursday, 1 July 2021 19:19 (two years ago) link

if only we could fix this font problem...sigh. well, it's impossible, let's move on

Karl Malone, Thursday, 1 July 2021 19:20 (two years ago) link

josh in chicago, i have a game recommendation for you! just check out this overview:

i swear to god Yogurt Commercial 3 is the dark souls of yogurt games, here’s me trying to articulate how to solve one puzzle

(my plan failed 😞) pic.twitter.com/UECHj4WzJr

— Nicole He (@nicolehe) June 2, 2021

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 4 July 2021 15:13 (two years ago) link

Just watched this thanks to you tweeting about it -> I am SOLD.

emil.y, Sunday, 4 July 2021 15:26 (two years ago) link

hahaha, i haven't actually played it. But it's a bennett foddy recommendation :)

go tell him he's wrong!

I’ve never convinced anyone to play a videogame, but I’m going to try again anyway:

Yogurt Commercial 3:
- it’s groundhog day but you’re just trying to make an ok yogurt commercial
- 6 year passion project by an astrophysicist who has been making yogurt games since 1998
- $8.50 pic.twitter.com/nVOU0Sgajv

— Bennett (@bfod) July 4, 2021

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 4 July 2021 15:32 (two years ago) link

It looks so good. Incomprehensible, but good.

emil.y, Sunday, 4 July 2021 15:43 (two years ago) link

Speak Teleport Hypnosis Eat Swing Vomit Fight

these are the main 7 skills

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 4 July 2021 16:08 (two years ago) link

What if I haven't played Yogurt Commercial 1 or 2? Will I be lost, or is there a video online that sums up the backstory?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 4 July 2021 16:29 (two years ago) link

i think yogurt 3 is the reboot, like of god of war

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 4 July 2021 16:32 (two years ago) link

oddly with all the eating and vomiting and buffing and hell places, it sounds more like a roguelike than a puzzle game!

Bobo Honk, real name, no gimmicks (Doctor Casino), Monday, 5 July 2021 16:22 (two years ago) link

you can make the play-by-play guy call your player "dog dick" in mlb the show. and you can also give them an insanely stupid home run trot. it rocks. pic.twitter.com/FDyDoB0Prw

— realizing i’m on the jumbotron a second too late (@boring_as_heck) July 17, 2021

global tetrahedron, Saturday, 17 July 2021 17:52 (two years ago) link

I always name my Show character Big Dog Birdie because i like watching my big dog Birdie hit HRs

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 17 July 2021 18:11 (two years ago) link

four weeks pass...

look, im not saying that martin luther king jr was a gamer. that would be ludicrous. im simply saying that if games had existed at the time,

— wint (@dril) February 10, 2017

professional anti- (Karl Malone), Friday, 27 August 2021 06:56 (two years ago) link

the dead speak!

ciderpress, Friday, 27 August 2021 13:20 (two years ago) link

Ohhhh my god, what the fuck was anyone involved thinking.

That's only slightly less bad than my first thought, which was that MLK was a new Fortnite skin.

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 August 2021 13:25 (two years ago) link

I don'wanna click on that link at work, can someone give me the gist please?

Diggin Holes (Ste), Friday, 27 August 2021 13:50 (two years ago) link

fortnite put MLK into a game as an event. you can walk around around and learn about MLK. in fortnite. it's a bit of a faux pas because fortnite, despite not having blood, is a game about killing people

professional anti- (Karl Malone), Friday, 27 August 2021 13:51 (two years ago) link

Q: are you able to nonviolence people to death in Fortnite

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 August 2021 13:56 (two years ago) link

to win the MLK scenario you have to get all 100 people in a match to stand on the very edge of the arc of moral justice, to bend it. but instead everyone just hops around and hits the crouch toggle and pretends to be giving each other blow jobs or shooting the sky while rotating

professional anti- (Karl Malone), Friday, 27 August 2021 13:58 (two years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teC_uksSPBU

chihuahuau, Saturday, 28 August 2021 00:25 (two years ago) link

the pain. the pain

Nhex, Saturday, 28 August 2021 00:34 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Escaping a Deathclaw in Fallout: New Vegas pic.twitter.com/EbwGd6ZXpY

— IGotSilver (@IGotSilver) September 27, 2021

groovypanda, Tuesday, 28 September 2021 14:44 (two years ago) link

my big problem with the mario movie is when mario is on the tv i’m in charge. i tell him where to go. period

— thomas. (@handsome_pal) September 28, 2021

grove street (party) direction (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 21:42 (two years ago) link

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH?????????? pic.twitter.com/nEdAzwfD40

— 🍂🍁🦇🎃Kacy ⟣ 👻🖤💜🧡 (@sumnnine) October 1, 2021

jmm, Friday, 1 October 2021 17:54 (two years ago) link

wow.

Nhex, Friday, 1 October 2021 22:20 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/6S2UA2z.jpg

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Saturday, 2 October 2021 11:06 (two years ago) link

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH??????????

uhh what game is this

diamonddave85​​ (diamonddave85), Saturday, 2 October 2021 21:40 (two years ago) link

It's the demo for Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origins

jmm, Sunday, 3 October 2021 16:53 (two years ago) link

so many questions

Nhex, Thursday, 7 October 2021 14:59 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

awesome

diamonddave85​​ (diamonddave85), Thursday, 18 November 2021 17:13 (two years ago) link

birdo's just like goodbye luigi, my friend

just staying (Karl Malone), Thursday, 18 November 2021 17:15 (two years ago) link

Where the waves grow sweet
Doubt not, Luigi
To find all that you seek
It's'a the utter East

I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 18 November 2021 17:36 (two years ago) link

<3

DJI, Thursday, 18 November 2021 17:57 (two years ago) link

good stuff

adam t. (abanana), Thursday, 18 November 2021 18:42 (two years ago) link

thank 👏 you 👏 katie 👏 porter 👏 pic.twitter.com/zBmWnCslqg

— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) November 17, 2021

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 19 November 2021 14:09 (two years ago) link

Nintendo Power just casually shipping Wario and Waluigi

This is all accurate. pic.twitter.com/HNzVHMn6aO

— using stairs with ease (@OGandyg) November 18, 2021

jmm, Friday, 19 November 2021 14:27 (two years ago) link

I'm assuming the Nintendo Power letters editor has canonical authority over these characters.

jmm, Friday, 19 November 2021 14:29 (two years ago) link

jimmy poppadopolos!!

just staying (Karl Malone), Friday, 19 November 2021 17:29 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDiapbD0Xfg

The race is now on to make a minecraft game that can run minecraft aka the singularity

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 December 2021 06:19 (two years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoIrmLrpdo0

adam t. (abanana), Monday, 20 December 2021 16:48 (two years ago) link

such lols at parappa

the hendrix thing was confusing until i read the comments. but i don't know where the audio really came from

Nhex, Tuesday, 21 December 2021 15:10 (two years ago) link

i'm assuming it's like a "shreds" video but with someone's home recording of a guitar cover of some video game tune? but i don't recognize the tune.

I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 21 December 2021 15:42 (two years ago) link

The comments say it's from Animal Crossing.

Shower Farts (Leee), Tuesday, 21 December 2021 16:29 (two years ago) link

you philistines

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 December 2021 16:55 (two years ago) link

smh I never even owned a Wii and I still knew what it was (it's not animal crossing).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twi92KYddW4

JimD, Tuesday, 21 December 2021 17:12 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

what badasses, walter white and putin, i sure wish i was them

adam t. (abanana), Thursday, 10 February 2022 13:35 (two years ago) link

Is that your takeaway?

Evan, Thursday, 10 February 2022 15:56 (two years ago) link

Seriously though what the heck are you talking about?

Evan, Thursday, 10 February 2022 17:19 (two years ago) link

there was an internet national discussion a few months/years ago about the kind of white guy who thinks that walter white is the hero of breaking bad

snarl self own (Karl Malone), Thursday, 10 February 2022 17:21 (two years ago) link

and in current times, there's a kind of conservative white guy (tucker carlson) who thinks putin is very strong and is a hero

snarl self own (Karl Malone), Thursday, 10 February 2022 17:22 (two years ago) link

i don't think abanana was accusing you of any of those things, just referring to it

snarl self own (Karl Malone), Thursday, 10 February 2022 17:22 (two years ago) link

I'm not surprised about any of that at all but it really has nothing to do with the videos. They're pretty much 100% safe from any sort of stance; just fun goofy editing projects.

Evan, Thursday, 10 February 2022 17:25 (two years ago) link

i suspect that it might be russian propaganda. i don't really know how russians view those putin clips, though.

adam t. (abanana), Thursday, 10 February 2022 18:57 (two years ago) link

I thought it was funny when Mr. Bean made a funny face

Evan, Thursday, 10 February 2022 19:53 (two years ago) link

Happy Birthday @TheAndyCortez ! pic.twitter.com/8lsQ7xcTH2

— Kinda Funny Out Of Context (@KF_OOC) February 16, 2022

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 16 February 2022 20:20 (two years ago) link

Inspirational Mario wall decals sold by Walmart that consist of seemingly randomly chosen Mario artwork paired with unrelated quotes. pic.twitter.com/kgDg1O7x60

— Supper Mario Broth (@MarioBrothBlog) February 20, 2022

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 February 2022 00:15 (two years ago) link

Some Facebook minions macro energy there

Evan, Monday, 21 February 2022 12:31 (two years ago) link

game related awwwwws

I'm so glad this was caught on camera pic.twitter.com/8wmPBWm3rG

— Arex the Bold (@ArexBold) February 27, 2022

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 20:53 (two years ago) link

This hip hop song has a Dunkey sample in it obviously

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP0FwijUJNI

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 10 March 2022 19:04 (two years ago) link

Speaking of which, I'm surprised by the turnaround on this. (Spoilers abound, I presume):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjHe05UG0aU

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 12 March 2022 19:20 (two years ago) link

if frasier and niles had a wario and waluigi pic.twitter.com/aBocr1ao6y

— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) March 16, 2022

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 March 2022 15:02 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

just got killed by this kid on steam mw2 with twitch in his name and this is what i see pic.twitter.com/yjYYOkj0Hy

— pj 黒 (@kittyzandpichu) April 11, 2022

jmm, Tuesday, 12 April 2022 16:46 (two years ago) link

that's pretty much what it's like to lose to my nephew in smash brothers

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 12 April 2022 17:13 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

Your video is ready. Do you want it removed? contact @/LuisMayoV pic.twitter.com/kgQO4PGbpI

— Ace Attorney Court Bot 🏳️‍⚧️ (@aceCourtBot) October 22, 2021

Nhex, Sunday, 15 May 2022 13:49 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

Love it

hrep (H.P), Thursday, 9 June 2022 12:22 (one year ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DkXg4KeV4AAgRlM.jpg
Chichibinta Rika ちちびんたリカ

N/A (FlopsyDuck), Tuesday, 14 June 2022 16:20 (one year ago) link

haha awesome, hope someone out there has made a pirate ship costume for their cat

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Tuesday, 14 June 2022 20:42 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

This is why they should never port games to PC. https://t.co/N5FoEJriSh

— Teen Vogue 1st Armored Division (@MEA_Sonic) July 3, 2022

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 3 July 2022 17:49 (one year ago) link

In a now deleted tweet, French far-right politician Damien Rieu accused the far-left of murdering Japanese prime minister Shinzo Abe and used photos of game developer Hideo Kojima instead of pictures of the current suspect Tetsuya Yamagami pic.twitter.com/2zpmL5kVnD

— Nox Dawn 🐸 (@NoxDawn) July 8, 2022

chihuahuau, Friday, 8 July 2022 17:44 (one year ago) link

amazing haha

Nhex, Friday, 8 July 2022 18:33 (one year ago) link

sorry but i'm never clicking a link with that url

ciderpress, Saturday, 9 July 2022 17:01 (one year ago) link

it's pretty good - biggest lol for me was the half-life one, as it's the only game I've actually played.

dear confusion the catastrophe waitress (ledge), Saturday, 9 July 2022 17:06 (one year ago) link

FWIW it references one of the less fraught lines in that video.

Lionel Chutzpah (Leee), Saturday, 9 July 2022 18:07 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lv7LevdPLw

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Thursday, 4 August 2022 21:16 (one year ago) link

This you? 👀 pic.twitter.com/yMehHHB31n

— StreamElements (@StreamElements) August 4, 2022

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 August 2022 21:36 (one year ago) link

Not conventionally funny, but I did think it silly that the hook of this brief interview is basically "I play games to relax in my downtime."

Zedd, the Grammy-winning DJ, was burned out. PC gaming was the fix. https://t.co/nI2gp7ebRv

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) August 14, 2022

When my career started, I kind of paused gaming, just because everything got crazy busy. And things got a little off balance. And at some point, I kind of brought the balance back into my life. I got a PC, and I started gaming, and it kind of became my routine after work.

I try to keep a balanced life. And to me a balanced life is not to work 24/7, but to have your time when you’re in the studio or on the road. And then when you have time off, for me, that’s gaming.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 14 August 2022 13:35 (one year ago) link

This guy is a rebel

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Sunday, 14 August 2022 14:09 (one year ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRS_IlcJTDo

emil.y, Sunday, 21 August 2022 13:16 (one year ago) link

I can't stop laughing at this gacha game ad pic.twitter.com/IA8LBQRMY8

— Blick Winkel⁉️(H. Anthony Israel) (@blockwonkel) August 26, 2022

jmm, Sunday, 28 August 2022 17:15 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

Strange. Interesting. Tantalizing.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) August 20, 2020

chihuahuau, Sunday, 11 September 2022 18:02 (one year ago) link

classic

Nhex, Sunday, 11 September 2022 20:06 (one year ago) link

https://www.kotaku.com.au/2022/09/metal-gear-solid-two-week-boss-fight/

The story goes that, during production on Metal Gear Solid 3, Kojima had become infatuated with the works of novelist Stephen Hunter, whose books The Master Sniper and Point of Impact, were about snipers embedded in the mountains, gradually trying to pick one another off. Kojima’s idea was that Snake’s boss fight with The End would be as close to a real-life sniper fight as humanly possible, and would be played out over two real-time weeks. The player would need to use their surroundings to remain hidden and silent, look for clues in a huge area to identify where The End was hiding and, once he was located, set up the perfect shot. Again, this would play out over two actual weeks.

The crazy thing is that this boss fight actually made it to a prototype stage. It was, at one point, a real part of a playable build. However, when it came time to test the fight, no one who played through it was able to find a trace of the old man. Numerous players spent hours looking for The End and turned up nothing, effectively impeding their progress through the game. The team found the fight so infuriatingly dull that they began booing Kojima, convincing him to give up on the idea entirely.

Antifa Lockhart (Leee), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 17:56 (one year ago) link

Kojima had originally wanted to create an enemy AI for Metal Gear Solid 2 that would get an instant read on the player. I would sus out your actions during the first few minutes of gameplay and use that information to create a player profile, including age, gender, and personal interests. The information would then be used for and against the player throughout their entire playthrough. The PS2, of course, simply did not possess the power required to realise such a grand idea. All that remains of this plan is a questionnaire that asked the player for their info. That information later appears on Raiden’s dog tags toward the end of the game, the same ones he throws away, symbolically throwing the player’s identity away as he asserts his own.
Kojima got really into sharks during production on Metal Gear Solid 2 and pitched several ideas about Snake having to evade or fend off the creatures. One sequence would have involved Snake swimming through a flooded section of the Big Shell complex and spilling his blood to distract the sharks. Another involved a boss fight involving a great white. There are no sharks in the final game.

So many missed opportunities.

change display name (Jordan), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 19:46 (one year ago) link

what a nutball

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 19:49 (one year ago) link

I love the phrasing that the player would need to use their surroundings - rolling behind the sofa on your way to the toilet while the PlayStation sends a questing laser beam around the room.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 21:57 (one year ago) link

The world's first trombone rhythm game is instantly a GOTY contender. And no, I'm not kidding. Turn up the volume and hear Beethoven like you've never heard it before. https://t.co/Qu7Cmkhjzc pic.twitter.com/jTXNdWx3Zm

— PC Gamer (@pcgamer) September 20, 2022

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 17:34 (one year ago) link

That's the best 1:46 I've ever spent in my life.

Antifa Lockhart (Leee), Wednesday, 21 September 2022 18:38 (one year ago) link

more 4 u

Trombone Champ is the best game ever made pic.twitter.com/GH58eHGXHV

— Jacob DeRose (@JacobDJAtkinson) September 21, 2022

i will play this when it's mac compatible

Same, I can’t wait!

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 19:34 (one year ago) link

Sold, provided there's a trombone controller.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 19:52 (one year ago) link

i think you move the mouse and press down the button to activate but no doubt someone is building a contrombler now

If Bethesda made Super Mario 64
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67hoJRCQItI

formerly abanana (dat), Thursday, 22 September 2022 16:06 (one year ago) link

i have no doubt that the creators of the Players mockumentary series were inspired by dunkey's 100 thieves house tour video

diamonddave85 (diamonddave85), Friday, 23 September 2022 03:45 (one year ago) link

two episodes in and it's hilarious, i only wish it were about dota2 so i could be a part of all the in-jokes :(

diamonddave85 (diamonddave85), Friday, 23 September 2022 03:46 (one year ago) link

That's good to hear, I loved American Vandal.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 September 2022 04:10 (one year ago) link

lol

ciderpress, Thursday, 29 September 2022 16:49 (one year ago) link

Stadia, we hardly knew bought you.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 29 September 2022 18:04 (one year ago) link

Hey kid, want to play #StreetFighter6? pic.twitter.com/aB4Yh0dNbR

— J I Y U N A (@jiyunaJP) October 7, 2022

Kim Wipers - Youth in America (Leee), Saturday, 8 October 2022 05:47 (one year ago) link

June 1994 issue of Sega Pro: pic.twitter.com/TwIscCIHRD

— MercuryCDX (@MercuryCDX) October 8, 2022

chihuahuau, Sunday, 9 October 2022 12:02 (one year ago) link

GENIUS??? pic.twitter.com/mPMSp93wG4

— ember 𓆏 i dont play splatoon go awa (@nortoncampbeII) October 9, 2022

Nintendo Japan decided to publicly re-emphasise their content creation guidelines—they're not directly stating as such, but this is a response to the recent "AV Splatoon" fad in which certain vtubers were chroma-keying porn over their opponents' ink as an extra incentive to win https://t.co/ZP0aDCIFDH

— GSK | https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/#donate (@gosokkyu) October 11, 2022

chihuahuau, Tuesday, 11 October 2022 17:06 (one year ago) link

Love John Carpenter:

https://www.avclub.com/john-carpenter-video-games-interview-halloween-ends-1849641145

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 11 October 2022 18:37 (one year ago) link

New life goal - still be fuckin' hardcore as JC if I ever get that old.

Nhex, Wednesday, 12 October 2022 18:38 (one year ago) link

lol

Hey @TheHorrorMaster, we're huge fans of your work & honored you played our games! For The Last of Us Part II generator puzzle, Navigation Assistance will help w/ the puzzle, and Slow Motion + Traversal Audio Cues will help w/ minigame timing. Cheers! 🍻https://t.co/tS1x3HF7hA

— Naughty Dog (@Naughty_Dog) October 12, 2022

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 October 2022 15:06 (one year ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q24i42IcUE

V/R\V/R\V/R (FlopsyDuck), Thursday, 20 October 2022 00:15 (one year ago) link

Sims, SimCity Legend Will Wright Is Making A 'Metaverse' NFT Game On The Blockchain
The game says it's a 'unique and immersive metaverse experience'

Karl Malone, Friday, 21 October 2022 01:38 (one year ago) link

ugh, sad.

Nhex, Friday, 21 October 2022 02:09 (one year ago) link

he came back after 14 years for this

Karl Malone, Friday, 21 October 2022 02:28 (one year ago) link

What are the odds this game runs a crypto miner on your computer?

jmm, Friday, 21 October 2022 02:43 (one year ago) link

he heard you liked sims

pic.twitter.com/gDwGZVVLZ2

— Chris Stephens (@ChrisStephensMD) October 24, 2022


pic.twitter.com/WuLS6UcvFN

— Chris Stephens (@ChrisStephensMD) October 27, 2022


pic.twitter.com/5IA1piTL3l

— Chris Stephens (@ChrisStephensMD) October 20, 2022


pic.twitter.com/mw2ursdCRf

— Chris Stephens (@ChrisStephensMD) August 6, 2022


pic.twitter.com/FvUVPJfX20

— Chris Stephens (@ChrisStephensMD) October 26, 2022


pic.twitter.com/UsnybhziyW

— Chris Stephens (@ChrisStephensMD) November 2, 2022

na (NA), Wednesday, 2 November 2022 19:49 (one year ago) link

Wasn't sure whether to post this on the Disco Elysium thread or the Party Time thread, so I'm putting it here instead:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0qMM5XkMQw

emil.y, Wednesday, 2 November 2022 20:17 (one year ago) link

NA, those were pretty funny but toooo many

Nhex, Monday, 7 November 2022 16:12 (one year ago) link

Asked Stable Diffusion to generate some retro-gaming YouTubers, but I wasn't ready for the roasting it administered. pic.twitter.com/KAwMLbiFNU

— Chris Chapman (@retrohistories) November 7, 2022

chihuahuau, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 18:55 (one year ago) link

Possibly relevant pull:


Mr Luckey revealed the headset was inspired by the events of an anime called Sword Art Online, which features a similar contraption.

...

He has been a controversial figure since it was revealed he had donated to a pro-Trump campaign group ahead of 2016's presidential election, which saw some game developers suspend plans to support Oculus.

Rabbity Gainsborough (Leee), Wednesday, 9 November 2022 02:50 (one year ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YzhTvaHDBY

Rabbity Gainsborough (Leee), Thursday, 10 November 2022 03:17 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiIRlg4Xr5w

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 5 February 2023 15:18 (one year ago) link

Surprising: the amount of CGI SNL has access to nowadays.
Unsurprising: SNL skit not funny.

Shartreuse (Leee), Sunday, 5 February 2023 18:07 (one year ago) link

Also unsurprising: goes on too long.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 5 February 2023 21:35 (one year ago) link

"Grim serious movie remake of bright colourful gaming franchise" is a gag that was tired before it was even born.

"Spaghetti" Thompson (Pheeel), Sunday, 5 February 2023 22:51 (one year ago) link

heh. it ends with a nice immediate callback to his Forspoken video.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 February 2023 14:35 (one year ago) link

There's a war going on at the Steam page for Armored Core VI:

It seems users keep tagging the game with "sexual content", and "dating sim", while people at bamco keep removing the tags 😂😂😂 https://t.co/zWjRNpPZJv pic.twitter.com/SV1daihzse

— Sekiro Dubi (Elden Ring DLC at home) (@sekirodubi) February 14, 2023

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 February 2023 17:41 (one year ago) link

dunkey video is great

la vie wokisme (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 14 February 2023 18:05 (one year ago) link

I guilty laughed way too hard at the Chris Benoit reveal.

hrep (H.P), Tuesday, 14 February 2023 21:59 (one year ago) link

I had to google him ...

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 February 2023 22:07 (one year ago) link

Yeahhhh I don't know about that Dunkey video tbh.

Nhex, Wednesday, 15 February 2023 04:34 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjbvY6fKn3w

ciderpress, Monday, 13 March 2023 21:23 (one year ago) link

...

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 March 2023 22:27 (one year ago) link

Lol!

Nhex, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 03:47 (one year ago) link

Anyone seeing these AI president gaming tier lists? My current guilty pleasure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5OE8B0n2GQ

There are literally hundreds of these

hrep (H.P), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 01:37 (one year ago) link

We're all going to die.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 15 March 2023 02:03 (one year ago) link

Not soon enough!

Nhex, Wednesday, 15 March 2023 02:10 (one year ago) link

Dead Rising DVD Textures for anyone that needs them

chihuahuau, Friday, 17 March 2023 17:46 (one year ago) link

that's great.

Nhex, Saturday, 18 March 2023 04:18 (one year ago) link

They need to be polled

hrep (H.P), Saturday, 18 March 2023 13:43 (one year ago) link

https://www.polygon.com/23652624/kirby-questions-answered-directors-nintendo-interview

 If Kirby swallowed a hot man, would he turn into a hot man?

Kumazaki: I think your friend might have noticed the muscles and power the images depicted. I think Kirby’s ability would be in line with that. And he’d probably have a hat associated with it. But his face would not turn into hot Kirby.

Not sharp angles.

Kumazaki: Still round.

Shartreuse (Leee), Saturday, 25 March 2023 04:31 (one year ago) link

Kirby round

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Saturday, 25 March 2023 05:02 (one year ago) link

Thanks

But his face would not turn into hot Kirby (Evan), Saturday, 25 March 2023 05:27 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

It is Sunday May 28th, 2023.

I just had to write this pairing down with my own two hands for a top 8 major in Under Night.

God is no longer here. pic.twitter.com/Vm46uRKCoa

— Shinobi! (@sitkosEP) May 28, 2023


pic.twitter.com/6uFW8tkEWl

— MSZ-006 Kyou @ COMBO BREAKER (@Iuciferic) May 28, 2023

chihuahuau, Sunday, 28 May 2023 18:49 (ten months ago) link

excellent.

Nhex, Monday, 29 May 2023 00:40 (ten months ago) link

those are pretty tame for anime fighter players

ciderpress, Monday, 29 May 2023 00:51 (ten months ago) link

There is no doubt in my mind that this is one of the greatest patch notes lines in the history of Fighting Games. https://t.co/R1elNL2BoJ pic.twitter.com/orYSIalhNX

— Evan Hashimoto🍇 (@EGPWonderChef) June 5, 2023

chihuahuau, Monday, 5 June 2023 19:45 (ten months ago) link

pic.twitter.com/m9x5f9KOT4

— Nick Newman (@Nick_Newman) June 7, 2023

serving aunt (stevie), Thursday, 8 June 2023 12:43 (ten months ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVRAItS4a18

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 22 July 2023 01:40 (nine months ago) link

This dude's channel is top tier generally but he's really excelled himself with this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qvaQJkZdBA

"Spaghetti" Thompson (Pheeel), Monday, 24 July 2023 18:56 (nine months ago) link

amazing!!

Nhex, Tuesday, 25 July 2023 01:27 (eight months ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://t.co/8u51X8OAnL pic.twitter.com/z3K36R5wkR

— Jaimers (@JaimersSTG) August 12, 2023

chihuahuau, Sunday, 13 August 2023 01:46 (eight months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o--FN1WNgxU

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 19 August 2023 13:16 (eight months ago) link

Looks like that channel is full of real life recreations of video games.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 19 August 2023 13:20 (eight months ago) link

three weeks pass...

bg3 lul

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31QvryV_rXw

Ste, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 12:32 (seven months ago) link

Haha that song was so bad and so long and I was like "eesh well if this is what I have to sit through to get a bard in my party then ok" and then finally she stopped singing and....didn't join the bloody party anyway!

JimD, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 08:43 (seven months ago) link

my 17 year old daughter just won the national STEM Video Game Challenge with a 1st person narrative game she designed and built from scratch, solo, using Unity and Unreal Engine.
Not really a lol but I am very proud, she worked her ass off.

assert (matttkkkk), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 08:51 (seven months ago) link

Woah! What was the premise of her game?

Lumpy pillows, kiss my ass. Put that in your book (stevie), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 10:08 (seven months ago) link

A young woman who has to navigate her way through a forest to activate a series of machines to provide energy for her town … and then discovers the machines are drawing their fuel from the future with unknown consequences … pretty inventive I thought. Created every asset, character etc from scratch. First game she’s ever made, was more into animation previously.

assert (matttkkkk), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 10:21 (seven months ago) link

Oh wow - I love it. I love games that, when you pull back, were teaching you something other than you thought.

Lumpy pillows, kiss my ass. Put that in your book (stevie), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 10:35 (seven months ago) link

sounds like a fun premise for a game, would play!

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 12:20 (seven months ago) link

yeah that's a pretty impressive premise, good work

Ste, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 13:44 (seven months ago) link

Yeah, that sounds great! Reminds me of something from the book "Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow."

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 14:22 (seven months ago) link

She’s just begun reading that after several friends recommended it! Thanks all.

assert (matttkkkk), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 17:27 (seven months ago) link

That’s great, mattt! Congrats to her!

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 14 September 2023 16:34 (seven months ago) link

thats very cool

ciderpress, Thursday, 14 September 2023 17:16 (seven months ago) link

Let us know when the Kickstarter goes live.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 September 2023 17:27 (seven months ago) link

one month passes...

One of my favorite encounters with a Japanese developer was when I was doing bugtesting and submitted an issue about how pressing the AltGr key could trigger a crash. 12 hours later I got the message "Japanese keyboards don't have AltGr." and they marked the issue as solved.

— Andrew 'Steiner' Hodgson (@DistantValhalla) October 14, 2023

chihuahuau, Sunday, 15 October 2023 23:24 (six months ago) link

Apparently this game was developed in a year by 20 people, and it shows:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w5UTFYYSH0

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 20 October 2023 21:34 (six months ago) link

oh dear.

Ste, Saturday, 21 October 2023 08:10 (six months ago) link

This looks purposely made for a Dunkey video

jmm, Saturday, 21 October 2023 13:53 (six months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtG5GWNKLBY

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 October 2023 00:44 (five months ago) link

NAH NO WAY THIS IS REAL... YALL TROLLING ME https://t.co/pWCBYNoUEU

— Justin Wong (@JWonggg) November 1, 2023

chihuahuau, Thursday, 2 November 2023 00:37 (five months ago) link

I guess these nerds have made a few of these:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyMFpnNZo4s

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 15 November 2023 13:56 (five months ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbHrUyqsB4g

jmm, Tuesday, 12 December 2023 13:37 (four months ago) link

Lotta debate over whether the implosion of that game constitutes a scam or just extreme incompetence. Probably the former.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 December 2023 13:39 (four months ago) link

Can't wait to get home and digest the info on this. Can't really look into anything whilst at work, is this the game that was supposed to be released last year but was delayed because they said they were moving to the newer Unreal engine? Or was that something else?

Ste, Tuesday, 12 December 2023 14:48 (four months ago) link

The bushy stuff hanging off the model in that clip is apparently its facial hair, by the way.

Reminiscent of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soft_Construction_with_Boiled_Beans_(Premonition_of_Civil_War)

jmm, Tuesday, 12 December 2023 15:00 (four months ago) link

one month passes...

After many years, this is probably still my favorite ragequit of all time in any game pic.twitter.com/2CMesMVmbg

— Tai (@TeeAyEye) June 19, 2019

chihuahuau, Tuesday, 16 January 2024 13:09 (three months ago) link

I've never seen that before, surprised it hasn't been memed to death like Leeroy Jenkins.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 16 January 2024 14:33 (three months ago) link

not sure how to do image sharing but will try it

https://i.postimg.cc/FHT9MKPN/8eyesarmeniangenocide.png

(game in question is the Japanese famicom version of "8 Eye's")

Kate (rushomancy), Friday, 26 January 2024 15:32 (two months ago) link

say what???

Nhex, Saturday, 27 January 2024 02:40 (two months ago) link

i don't speak japanese, but from what i gather from random stranger's video, it turns out the japanese version of "8 Eye's" doesn't just differ from the US version by having a blatantly ungrammatical title. the japanese version is set in the waning days of the ottoman empire, in which you have to stop an evil armenian, a satanist bandit who's also the daughter of the devil. she's stolen some armenian artifacts from the british museum (yeah) in order to resurrect satan. you play a british secret agent, julian james bond, who has to save the turks, and the rare british treasures, by stopping the evil armenians.

so yeah that's not necessarily great.

Kate (rushomancy), Saturday, 27 January 2024 13:45 (two months ago) link

three weeks pass...

i love that retro games have entered the cd era.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-9id115PxY

adam t. (abanana), Monday, 19 February 2024 06:56 (two months ago) link

honestly - who asked for this???
i'm sure somebody is happy. somebody

Nhex, Tuesday, 20 February 2024 03:00 (two months ago) link

well excuuuuuse me princnhex

Florin Cuchares, Tuesday, 20 February 2024 03:23 (two months ago) link

It was me, I asked for it

H.P, Tuesday, 20 February 2024 03:24 (two months ago) link

one month passes...

oh man i had no idea they actually made them do these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxyW6AJ-yIk

Ste, Sunday, 24 March 2024 14:36 (one month ago) link


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