Civ games are fascist
― the people vs peer gynt (goole), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Shigeru Miyamoto is actually not that great of a video game designer
― tony dayo (dyao), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link
no way cutty believes those
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link
all games before the snes aren't actually fun
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link
rc pro am is a racing classic
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:16 (fourteen years ago) link
^^
― the people vs peer gynt (goole), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:16 (fourteen years ago) link
any racing game without jumps in it is a waste of goddamn time
― please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:18 (fourteen years ago) link
speaking of which--gran turismo sucks for all time
― fleetwood (max), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:19 (fourteen years ago) link
daaaaaaaaaaamn, truth bomb
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:19 (fourteen years ago) link
high fives u are correct xpost
― please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:20 (fourteen years ago) link
I did like gran turismo a lot but prob had the most fun when i customised my car's suspension so it drove like it was on a bouncy castle.
― ledge, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link
i love it forever and yet you are correct
― the people vs peer gynt (goole), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link
Waverace 64 was the best racing game released on any format during the 1990s.
Also, Tekken > Street Fighter.
― JimD, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link
Peter Molyneux has never made a good game.
― Someone left the cape out in the rain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:25 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^
― ledge, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:25 (fourteen years ago) link
Waverace 64 was the best racing game released on any format during the 1990s
super monaco gp was calling u names at breaktime
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link
challops of the highest order
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link
The Commodore 64 was bollocks.
― Someone left the cape out in the rain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link
virtua fighter > tekken
NV you hurt me in my heart
― please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link
that's a given though
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link
fighter's destiny on the N64 is better than all of them
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link
tekken > street fighter is like when I said the shield > the wire
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link
fifa is better then pro evo
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link
pro evo is better than fifa
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Corollary: a d-pad is just as good as an arcade stick.
― JimD, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Arcade sticks are shit, a d-pad is much, much better.
― Someone left the cape out in the rain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:31 (fourteen years ago) link
The Neo Geo was bollocks.
― JimD, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:32 (fourteen years ago) link
n64 controller is better than the playstation controller
― fleetwood (max), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Saturn NiGHTS controller is still the best game controller I've ever used.
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link
anyone who liked any devil may cry wants to fuck his mom
― the people vs peer gynt (goole), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link
somewhere along the way, we lost sight of the challops
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah, but i'm still laughing
― cutty, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:48 (fourteen years ago) link
Most PC game franchises are shitty. Civ is shitty, Myst was shitty, The Sims made a fun first impression but ultimately sucks, and World of Warcraft is for people who want to manage a bunch of panels but are too stupid for the Adobe CS suite.
The best Tony Hawk game is #4.
Super Puzzle Fighter is better than Tetris in every way.
Kid Icarus > Metroid
Carcassone > Catan > Puzzle Quest
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:51 (fourteen years ago) link
Final Fantasy IX is the best one.
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link
All the FF games are terrible.
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link
Bump 'n Jump in its arcade version is the best racing game ever.
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link
pad is better than kb/m for fps
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:00 (fourteen years ago) link
Every FPS except "Goldeneye" sucks rancid balls.
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:00 (fourteen years ago) link
king boy/mato?
― the people vs peer gynt (goole), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:02 (fourteen years ago) link
inverted controls are for nerds.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link
u shut ur whore mouth
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link
there has never been a RTS game worth playing
― please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Everyone talks about how good Bo Jackson or Barry Sanders or etc. were on Tecmo Bowls, but the only truly unstoppable player was John Taylor on the curl route.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:07 (fourteen years ago) link
all hockey games suck and are put on this earth solely to give drug dealers a way to trap you in their creepy homes for much longer than you want to be there.
― please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link
I think you mean all baseball games (post-Baseball Stars, anyway).
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link
i agree with this 100%
― damo tsu tsuki (r1o natsume), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link
alex kidd in miracle world >>> mario 1
― damo tsu tsuki (r1o natsume), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link
n64 pad is the best pad in the history of pads
with the exception of modern lightgun games, no game has or ever will use the wiimote in any way that improves gameplay
― please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link
Super Metroid is really boring.
― Someone left the cape out in the rain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link
Bubble Bobble > Bomberman
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link
YESSSSS
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:17 (fourteen years ago) link
― please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten)
Play thee PES.
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:17 (fourteen years ago) link
any metal gear solids after the first ps1 game are on some bullshit
― damo tsu tsuki (r1o natsume), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:18 (fourteen years ago) link
after the first ps1 game
― Someone left the cape out in the rain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:18 (fourteen years ago) link
parasol stars >>> rainbow islands
Metal Gear NES >>> Metal Gear Solid
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link
what is PES? xpostss
― please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link
Jak and Daxter 1 >>>>>>>>>> any Ratchet and Clank game
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:20 (fourteen years ago) link
There is no skill whatsoever in Golden Axe.
― Someone left the cape out in the rain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:20 (fourteen years ago) link
Actraiser > Golden Axe
PES = Pro Evo Soccer.
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link
secret of evermore >>> secret of mana
― damo tsu tsuki (r1o natsume), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link
I can't comprehend how one could play soccer with a wiimote, even.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Wind Waker was the best game of the last generation of consoles.
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:22 (fourteen years ago) link
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 18:00 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark
― b hoy hoy (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:22 (fourteen years ago) link
with the exception of modern lightgun games, no game played by americans has or ever will use the wiimote in any way that improves gameplay
― please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten), Wednesday, August 26, 2009 5:16 PM (5 minutes ago)
ok that should fix the problem then
― please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link
There has not been a single satisfying airplane-flyin' game post-Starfocks.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:25 (fourteen years ago) link
That thing with the big robots was the best American Football game ever.
― Someone left the cape out in the rain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:25 (fourteen years ago) link
Nethack is the best RPG ever.
― ledge, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:27 (fourteen years ago) link
No, Morrowind is. By miles.
― Someone left the cape out in the rain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link
base wars >>> all other baseball games
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Sorry to disappoint, but I'm an American.
xposts
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:31 (fourteen years ago) link
FYI jjjusten:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaOcMkGfNiE
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:33 (fourteen years ago) link
we're all too fucking old to be playing gamesthey are not art, they are toysget a fucking second job if you need to spreadsheet that badly
― sample rants or ?BURNS?. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^ real talk!
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link
now if you'll excuse me, i need to get back to civ rev
― sample rants or ?BURNS?. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 20:52 (fourteen years ago) link
all games were more fun on the commodore 64
― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah when you had to know basic to load the game?
― cutty, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link
Video games based on game shows? Pretty fucking fun usually
― The controls are janky (Will M.), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 21:05 (fourteen years ago) link
video games make me hate myself, but i've got no future anyway
― Nhex, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link
we're not polling the replacement for "free cheat codes" folx
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 21:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Good thing I haven't said DOWNLOAD HALF-LIFE 3 HERE yet then huh!
― The controls are janky (Will M.), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link
video game adaptations of movies are AWESOME!!!!!
― cutty, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 21:59 (fourteen years ago) link
likewise movie adaptations of video games are AWESOME!!!!!
Arcade machines were a shitty ripoff. Except Marble Madness.
― stet, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 23:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Bully is more fun than any GTA.
― my dixie wrecked (Euler), Thursday, 27 August 2009 08:03 (fourteen years ago) link
rasol stars >>> rainbow islandsrasol stars >>> rainbow islandsrasol stars >>> rainbow islandsrasol stars >>> rainbow islands
― Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Thursday, 27 August 2009 09:46 (fourteen years ago) link
oh bums
resident evil 4 wasn't actually very good or fun
(held this one close to my chest for a while)
― cozwn, Thursday, 27 August 2009 10:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Mario was a hero to mostBut he never meant shit to me you seeStraight up platformer that sucker wasSimple and plainMother fuck him and LuigiCause I'm Sega and I'm proudI'm ready and hyped plus I'm Blast ProcessingMost of my heroes don't appear on no Super NintendosSample a look back you look and findNothing but Nintendo Stamps of Quality for 400 years if you checkDonkey Kong CountryWas a number one jam
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 27 August 2009 10:16 (fourteen years ago) link
lol
― cutty, Thursday, 27 August 2009 14:19 (fourteen years ago) link
That Fallout 3 > Fallout 1 + 2 was OTM, but here are some challops:
Wasteland was better than the entire Fallout enterprise.
― Mordy, Thursday, 27 August 2009 14:40 (fourteen years ago) link
Fallout as a series still isn't as good as Baldur's Gate.
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Thursday, 27 August 2009 14:41 (fourteen years ago) link
Diablo II was pretty corny after the first 10 minutes
― tony dayo (dyao), Thursday, 27 August 2009 14:42 (fourteen years ago) link
God of War was a tedious thankless button smasher.
― ledge, Thursday, 27 August 2009 14:46 (fourteen years ago) link
Oh and don't get me started on Shadow of the Colossus.
― ledge, Thursday, 27 August 2009 14:49 (fourteen years ago) link
zelda sux & is gay. all of them
― MC Hamer Hall (S-), Thursday, 27 August 2009 14:50 (fourteen years ago) link
MDK was shitty and boring
― tony dayo (dyao), Thursday, 27 August 2009 15:13 (fourteen years ago) link
ha is that even challops?
― the people vs peer gynt (goole), Thursday, 27 August 2009 15:15 (fourteen years ago) link
getting to 100% in any game w/o using a faq is fucking crazy
― tony dayo (dyao), Thursday, August 27, 2009 3:13 PM (2 minutes ago)
― the people vs peer gynt (goole), Thursday, August 27, 2009 3:15 PM (54 seconds ago)
why yes. yes it is.
i hate you all
― A DOG, A BARREL... RIDICULOUS! (jjjusten), Thursday, 27 August 2009 15:17 (fourteen years ago) link
again we have wandered into truthbomb territory
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Thursday, 27 August 2009 15:17 (fourteen years ago) link
if you are not playing on expert mode, inverted look, you are a bitch
― cutty, Thursday, 27 August 2009 15:37 (fourteen years ago) link
ditto manual gears in racing games
― ledge, Thursday, 27 August 2009 15:41 (fourteen years ago) link
(in-car pov obv)
manual gears what? challoping through the fields of madness on your unicorn of insanity w/tht one
― cozwn, Thursday, 27 August 2009 15:43 (fourteen years ago) link
24 hours and ppl have not only posted everything i would have they have also cosigned them :(
otoh:
everything > tekken, which has always felt like a fist fight between two milk floats
― thomp, Thursday, 27 August 2009 15:46 (fourteen years ago) link
uk only:
there are pretty much no good spectrum zx games
this seems to be a challop but i do not understand why:
Beatles Rock Band will be an absolute unmitigated sales disaster
― A DOG, A BARREL... RIDICULOUS! (jjjusten), Thursday, 27 August 2009 15:48 (fourteen years ago) link
there are no good games before the SNES I already established that
― cozwn, Thursday, 27 August 2009 15:48 (fourteen years ago) link
beatles rock band will make mad buck surely?
i am ready to be proven wrong, but i think it will EPIC FAIL
― A DOG, A BARREL... RIDICULOUS! (jjjusten), Thursday, 27 August 2009 15:50 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't really follow them but I always got the impression that rock bands and guitar heroes must sell pretty well because they always seem to be coming out with new ones and my understanding ws that the beatles one is i. the flagship entry for this/next year and ii. quite a coup on behalf of harmonix. iunno but I expect it to sell really well
― cozwn, Thursday, 27 August 2009 15:52 (fourteen years ago) link
We've already pre-ordered Beatles, and I don't think we've preordered any game ever.
― Mordy, Thursday, 27 August 2009 15:58 (fourteen years ago) link
if i only spent $160 on one videogame this year I would make it beatles rock band
― ledge, Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:00 (fourteen years ago) link
are you going to spend $160 on any videogame this year?
― thomp, Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:01 (fourteen years ago) link
nope
― ledge, Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:01 (fourteen years ago) link
learning to play rock band is more worthwhile thn learning to play guitar cos face it u probably don't have any talent kid
― cozwn, Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:02 (fourteen years ago) link
you haven't heard my 'more than words'
― ledge, Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:03 (fourteen years ago) link
truthbomb sadface :'( XP
― Mordy, Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:03 (fourteen years ago) link
ffta and ffta2 >>>>>>> fft. get over it
― cozwn, Thursday, 27 August 2009 20:49 (fourteen years ago) link
the writing in fire emblem is better than in all the silly ff games u love
― cozwn, Thursday, 27 August 2009 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Your poor ping rate is not the reason you lost.
― bnw, Thursday, 27 August 2009 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link
Beatles Rock Band will be bought by a shitload of people who dont have any other music based game, played for two weeks and will never be played again.
― mayor jingleberries, Thursday, 27 August 2009 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link
Any adult who plays JRPGs should see a therapist
― antexit, Thursday, 27 August 2009 22:40 (fourteen years ago) link
deus ex was not very good
― thomp, Thursday, 27 August 2009 22:42 (fourteen years ago) link
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How is this even possible???
― Mr. Snrub, Friday, 28 August 2009 03:32 (fourteen years ago) link
mission accomplished
― tony dayo (dyao), Friday, 28 August 2009 03:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Castlevania II was the best Castlevania.
Baseball Stars is the best sports video game ever (OK OK not all that challopsy, I know.)
Mickey Mousecapade is really really really awesome.
― Mr. Snrub, Friday, 28 August 2009 03:40 (fourteen years ago) link
John Madden Football for the 3DO was the best Madden game. Road Rash for the 3DO was the best Road Rash game.
― Mr. Snrub, Friday, 28 August 2009 03:41 (fourteen years ago) link
motherfucker 3DO road rash
spent like a week playing that in the mall at BABBAGES
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Friday, 28 August 2009 04:02 (fourteen years ago) link
oh you'll pay for this one. EVERY single fucking weekend that we got to rent NES games(in the prime rental era of...'90? '91?), my sister picked this fucking game. Every time. Or the horrid Barbie platformer.
My brother & I would always be sooooo pissed waiting for our turns(me for Zelda or Battle for Olympus or Captain Skyhawk, him for Tecmo Bowl or Ring King)
HA! or the CD-I demo machine that Radio Shack always had set up.
― kingfish, Friday, 28 August 2009 05:32 (fourteen years ago) link
castlevania 2 wau
― cozwn, Friday, 28 August 2009 07:18 (fourteen years ago) link
Wario World is Treasure's only ever non-shit game.
― JimD, Friday, 28 August 2009 07:52 (fourteen years ago) link
just deleted u from my xbl fl
― cozwn, Friday, 28 August 2009 07:57 (fourteen years ago) link
having opinions about videogames on the internet gives u aids
― diggvm rm xlwv (Lamp), Friday, 28 August 2009 08:44 (fourteen years ago) link
oh also the sega saturn was man's greatest achievement and we deserve everything we get for letting it fail
― diggvm rm xlwv (Lamp), Friday, 28 August 2009 08:45 (fourteen years ago) link
well lets face it sega rally pissed all over ridge racer. where did it all go wrong?
― Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Friday, 28 August 2009 09:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Hydro Thunder > Burnout > SSX >>>>>> all other racing games
― my dixie wrecked (Euler), Friday, 28 August 2009 09:27 (fourteen years ago) link
any racing game without weapons or powerups is strictly for nerds
― antexit, Friday, 28 August 2009 12:09 (fourteen years ago) link
hahah carmageddon: great game, or greatest game?
― mayor jingleberries, Friday, 28 August 2009 16:52 (fourteen years ago) link
― thomp, Thursday, August 27, 2009 5:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
you took it too far
― bnw, Friday, 28 August 2009 16:53 (fourteen years ago) link
WoW rhymes w/LoL
― cozwn, Friday, 28 August 2009 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link
John Madden Football for the 3DO was the best Madden game.
There is no such thing as a best Madden football game because they have all sucked syphilitic nuts.
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Friday, 28 August 2009 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link
madden 95 was pretty good, as long as you didn't understand american throwball to begin with
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Friday, 28 August 2009 17:01 (fourteen years ago) link
honestly castlevania 2 was my favorite castlevania until the GBA ones
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Friday, 28 August 2009 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link
i mean parts of it were fucking annoying but it had atmosphere
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Friday, 28 August 2009 17:04 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah bt we have the GBA ones now
― cozwn, Friday, 28 August 2009 17:06 (fourteen years ago) link
I was going to say that Pac-Man for the Atari 2600 was a lot of fun but I can't even type that in good conscience.
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Friday, 28 August 2009 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link
fighting games never really improved after yie-ar-kung-fu: they just got louder, that's all
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Friday, 28 August 2009 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link
turbografx-16 was the best console of the 16-bit era
― Miss Fitzhenry (s1ocki), Friday, 28 August 2009 18:33 (fourteen years ago) link
Gumshoe was the best NES platformer.
― my dixie wrecked (Euler), Friday, 28 August 2009 18:39 (fourteen years ago) link
startropics, astyanax and ducktales are more fun than zelda, castlevania and TMNT
― sample rants or ?BURNS?. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 28 August 2009 19:25 (fourteen years ago) link
ducktales was really good.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Friday, 28 August 2009 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link
^hardly "challops" whatever that is
― Nhex, Friday, 28 August 2009 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link
haha have you been posting on some weird alternate ilx?
― thomp, Friday, 28 August 2009 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, who argues that TMNT was fun anyway?
― Poxy Fule Of Kryptonite (The Yellow Kid), Friday, 28 August 2009 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link
No one who's played it!
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Friday, 28 August 2009 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link
i actually kinda like it, but i didn't want to go out of my way to say so on this thread
― thomp, Friday, 28 August 2009 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link
TMNT GBA is rad u r all gay
― cozwn, Friday, 28 August 2009 21:41 (fourteen years ago) link
Are we talking about TMNT 1 or Turtles in Time, though?
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Friday, 28 August 2009 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link
i played tmnt: the arcade game on nes about 1,005 times.
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Friday, 28 August 2009 21:44 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm talking about the original TMNT NES game, the arcade game obviously ruled.
― Poxy Fule Of Kryptonite (The Yellow Kid), Friday, 28 August 2009 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link
i only remember playing the NES game at one particular friend's house when in junior school to be fair. i dunno, though, i think the fact that it was punishingly hard kind of makes people forget that it was in fact not a bad or tossed-off design
― thomp, Friday, 28 August 2009 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link
The disarming-bombs-in-the-lake level of tmnt really wasn't all that hard. It was the NEXT level with the party wagon and the meka turtle that really fucked my shit up.
― Mr. Snrub, Friday, 28 August 2009 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, the one that scarred ppl is the NES game. That was just ludicrously difficult.
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Friday, 28 August 2009 22:10 (fourteen years ago) link
xpost yes, that damn level where you had to drive around the city, crawl in the sewers etc. was pure torture... still, it'll be remembered with some nostalgic fondness regardless
― Nhex, Friday, 28 August 2009 22:15 (fourteen years ago) link
Hey guys FYI:
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c287/expatrica/TMNTgodown.jpg
Also, after Zelda TMNT was my fav NES ever.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 28 August 2009 22:16 (fourteen years ago) link
KB & M gives u aids
― cozwn, Sunday, 30 August 2009 00:04 (fourteen years ago) link
KB & M GIVES U AIDS
Banjo Kazooie > Super Mario 64
― tony dayo (dyao), Sunday, 30 August 2009 02:13 (fourteen years ago) link
― do HOOS ever just steen into space and weep (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 30 August 2009 02:15 (fourteen years ago) link
super mario 64 was not fun
― write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 August 2009 07:36 (fourteen years ago) link
even the simplest and shittiest modern day console game is a hundred times deeper and more entertaining than space invaders
― write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 August 2009 07:37 (fourteen years ago) link
we're all going to wish we were holding joysticks instead of waggling our arms around soon enough
― write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 August 2009 07:38 (fourteen years ago) link
PC gaming is for rich assholes
the only reason we don't all know how to play the piano right now is only because there's no mass market piano hero
― write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 August 2009 07:39 (fourteen years ago) link
anyone who has ever taken the time to compose a song using mario paint should not be allowed within 500 yards of a child.
― write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 August 2009 07:40 (fourteen years ago) link
hahaha
― Nhex, Sunday, 30 August 2009 10:15 (fourteen years ago) link
saying modern-day games are deeper than space invaders is hardly challopsian
― scum brood (s1ocki), Sunday, 30 August 2009 14:31 (fourteen years ago) link
except this one (xxp)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVlw9iWvE5k
― scum brood (s1ocki), Sunday, 30 August 2009 14:32 (fourteen years ago) link
"francis ford coppola tells better stories than edward muybridge"
― fleetwood (max), Sunday, 30 August 2009 14:32 (fourteen years ago) link
life is like a box of challopcolates
― cozwn, Sunday, 30 August 2009 14:33 (fourteen years ago) link
I've played either halfway through or all the way to the end but never finished Chrono Trigger, FFVII, FFIX, FFX, FFXII
I thought the original Zelda on Nes was crap. T played it maybe once or twice as a kid
I made porn animations on mario paint when I was younger
I could play the pink panther song and simpsons theme on zelda's in game ocarina
Bethesda's Oblivion and Fallout 3 have suggested that I am OCD. (In fallout 3 I picked up everything and kept it in a locker. I have over 1000 bent tin cans for sure). I'm cleaning the apocalypse :) Actually I think I planned on selling everything in the locker once my barter got to 100... I basically never buy or sell anything until my barter is 100 or mercantile for oblivion.)
Nes Friday the 13th is awesome
― CaptainLorax, Monday, 31 August 2009 00:14 (fourteen years ago) link
okay more than half of those are truth bombs but I felt like sharing
― CaptainLorax, Monday, 31 August 2009 00:26 (fourteen years ago) link
None of those are truth bombs.
― Poxy Fule Of Kryptonite (The Yellow Kid), Monday, 31 August 2009 01:53 (fourteen years ago) link
If Braid was made by Capcom it wouldn't have gotten 1/100th the acclaim that it did, like a 5-year-old classical pianist who can play a decent Bach at a regional talent show. It's fun for a while and all but gimme a break!
― OLIGARHY (Z S), Monday, 31 August 2009 03:43 (fourteen years ago) link
katamari damacy is overra... overrat... I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT
― write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 August 2009 04:04 (fourteen years ago) link
ha i almost went there
― bnw, Monday, 31 August 2009 04:09 (fourteen years ago) link
it would be like badmouthing your own mother (3)
― write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 August 2009 04:30 (fourteen years ago) link
KD is a lot of fun, but for me not very addictive. I burned through all the levels fairly quick and moved on to other games.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Monday, 31 August 2009 05:51 (fourteen years ago) link
FPS are always better on console
― capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 11:56 (fourteen years ago) link
that's not even close to challops, though
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 11:57 (fourteen years ago) link
fps? better on console? crazy talk
― Nhex, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 11:59 (fourteen years ago) link
here is me rapidly turning round on a console fps to face a threat behind me ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
― this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:00 (fourteen years ago) link
are you pressing a z button or sleeping?
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:01 (fourteen years ago) link
gunplay w/a mouse is like having sex w/a fleshlight
― capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:01 (fourteen years ago) link
sex with a mouse is just tight
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:02 (fourteen years ago) link
WASD is an anagram of AIDS
― capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:02 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah I said it
― capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:11 (fourteen years ago) link
FPS are not better on a console but spending a fifth of the amount you would on a PC to buy an Xbox which you then play said FPS on is pretty classic.
― BIG jock KNEW aka the steindriver (jim), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Basically never again will I have an up-to-date PC.
shenmue was really awesome
― cutty, Wednesday, August 26, 2009 4:08 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― OTM Level III (latebloomer), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link
― this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, September 8, 2009 7:00 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark
turn up your sensitivity!
― goole, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link
but then ... sniper fail?
― this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:34 (fourteen years ago) link
heh u got me there
― goole, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link
u two around for some bf1943?
― capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link
now? aye could be.
― this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link
in an hour-ish maybe, still @ werk
― goole, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:44 (fourteen years ago) link
― OTM Level III (latebloomer), Wednesday, September 9, 2009 4:41 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
― we like cars, we like cartoons (dyao), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 00:26 (fourteen years ago) link
I can't see the appeal of Worms
― kingfish, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 06:07 (fourteen years ago) link
I play Worms so goddamned much, it's kinda embarrassing.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 06:09 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^^^^^guilty
― all that heroin and he choked on the damn mouthpiece (stevie), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 09:56 (fourteen years ago) link
doom is not the best game of 1993
― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 19:20 (fourteen years ago) link
doom is markedly inferior as a single player game to most other sprites-and-fake-3d FPS games
― thomp, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link
nice challop
― antexit, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 21:15 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.penguinpetes.com/images/Heretic_ss_1.jpg
oh, how i tried to enjoy this.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 22:35 (fourteen years ago) link
haha
― thomp, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 22:40 (fourteen years ago) link
i liked hexen!
― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 23:39 (fourteen years ago) link
my friends, that is HERETIC, predecessor to Hexen, and of it one might say "Well, it was better than Rise of the Triad."
The game was reviewed in 1995 in Dragon #217 by Jay & Dee in the "Eye of the Monitor" column. Jay gave the game 2 out of 5 stars, while Dee gave the game 3 stars (but suggested that "if you loved Doom, you'd call this" 5 stars).[1]
Dee was very wrong.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 31 December 2009 03:35 (fourteen years ago) link
heretic ii was awesome though
― Nhex, Thursday, 31 December 2009 03:47 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, but I liked hexen!
― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 31 December 2009 04:06 (fourteen years ago) link
shh you
― Nhex, Thursday, 31 December 2009 04:09 (fourteen years ago) link
I got New Super Mario Bros. Wii for xmas. Should I keep it or take it back and wait for a better wii game?
― CaptainLorax, Monday, 11 January 2010 06:11 (fourteen years ago) link
Shenmue being awesome is surely truth bomb rather than challops.
― toastmodernist, Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:00 (thirteen years ago) link
Vexx was genuinely clever and imaginative.
― goldenarsehat.jpg (Schlafsack), Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:07 (thirteen years ago) link
GPS ruined GTA.
― JimD, Thursday, 14 July 2011 03:53 (twelve years ago) link
(bought the steam rockstar pack so I'm currently replaying San Andreas while also playing Gay Tony for the first time. Turns out finding your own way from A to B while learning the maps was a lot more fun than just following a dotted line).
― JimD, Thursday, 14 July 2011 03:55 (twelve years ago) link
The only good gta is the first one.
― bamcquern, Thursday, 14 July 2011 05:03 (twelve years ago) link
xp i agree, but you can turn it off (i think? or is it just the voice you can turn off)
but the gps in Nu Liberty City was almost pointless anyway because it obeyed one-way streets. Fuck that slow ass shit.
― Ste, Thursday, 14 July 2011 14:56 (twelve years ago) link
You can definitely turn off the GPS, cause I always do.
― Godzilla vs. Rodan Rodannadanna (The Yellow Kid), Thursday, 14 July 2011 22:07 (twelve years ago) link
The updated graphics in Super Mario All-Stars are awful. The parallax scrolling in particular absolutely ruins Mario 3.
― Mr. Snrub, Monday, 16 August 2021 23:38 (two years ago) link
is that not conventional wisdom? certainly what i always thought from whenever I first encountered all-stars.
― I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 17 August 2021 00:10 (two years ago) link