one of the reasons they sited for picking up shaq was defense. i don't see it. "WOW there's a big 7 footer nailed to the paint"
― carne asada, Thursday, 7 February 2008 21:09 (sixteen years ago) link
+ marion is a pretty good perimeter defender. his disgruntlement must have run deep for this to make any sense to anyone. like jordan said shaq is hurt *as we speak*, to say nothing of how ineffectual he was when he was "healthy" earlier this year.
― tremendoid, Thursday, 7 February 2008 22:01 (sixteen years ago) link
As I said before: Pat Riley -- Genius GM.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 8 February 2008 03:37 (sixteen years ago) link
wtf suns, indeed
― am0n, Saturday, 9 February 2008 03:58 (sixteen years ago) link
I totally think the Heat got the best of this deal.
Even if Shaq somehow comes back this year and plays decently, what about the OTHER TWO YEARS in which he is still under contract?
Meanwhile Miami somehow managed to dump a contract thought previously undumpable and get SHAWN MARION too?
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 9 February 2008 16:04 (sixteen years ago) link
I'd be thrilled if O'Neal helps Phoenix win a title. They deserve it.
I would love for Phoenix to win so that everybody will stop fellating Chuck Daly decades later. Is it so wrong for uptempo offense to win a title?
to think how things might have turned out last year had Amare not been suspended.
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 9 February 2008 16:08 (sixteen years ago) link
I ran into a guy wearing a suns hat while out last night. Dude was not happy.
― Clay, Saturday, 9 February 2008 21:01 (sixteen years ago) link
was the hat a bootleg?
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 9 February 2008 22:01 (sixteen years ago) link
he's benched for this game but they can't stfu about him and keep showing reaction shots of his deadpan mug
― am0n, Monday, 11 February 2008 03:33 (sixteen years ago) link
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/02/09/sports/09araton_600.jpg
― am0n, Monday, 11 February 2008 03:36 (sixteen years ago) link
i am v v v v v interested in seeing shaq actually play w/the suns
― jhøshea, Monday, 11 February 2008 03:37 (sixteen years ago) link
nah i am too but fucking shut up already until hes on the court y'know
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/media/photo/2008-02/35308487.jpg
― am0n, Monday, 11 February 2008 03:42 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.rivalfish.com/rivalroom/uploaded_images/KAZAAM-783477.JPG
lolololo
― am0n, Monday, 11 February 2008 03:43 (sixteen years ago) link
wizards uniforms r so fugly
― am0n, Monday, 11 February 2008 03:50 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K1EXurORC0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFME30bB7ok
― am0n, Monday, 11 February 2008 05:28 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riV3hvW8M64 O_O
― circles, Monday, 11 February 2008 08:22 (sixteen years ago) link
if am0n is talking about the wizards' gold joints he is wrong
― J0rdan S., Monday, 11 February 2008 08:24 (sixteen years ago) link
designed by diddy too
that explains it then
― am0n, Monday, 11 February 2008 16:32 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKhP3PnB_xM
― tremendoid, Monday, 11 February 2008 21:52 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mjwyLp6OiM&NR=1
― tremendoid, Monday, 11 February 2008 22:00 (sixteen years ago) link
he had some handles and an actual jump shot(!) back in the day http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFqZlGVswZ8
― tremendoid, Monday, 11 February 2008 22:04 (sixteen years ago) link
I sort-of want Shaq to fail for the Suns so we can see him on Inside the NBA in the next few years.
― Mr. Goodman, Monday, 11 February 2008 22:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Since we're posting clips ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWo-VA1mf6Y
― Mr. Goodman, Monday, 11 February 2008 22:07 (sixteen years ago) link
the post move he did at the 1:50 mark of the mixtape was stinky.
― tremendoid, Monday, 11 February 2008 22:13 (sixteen years ago) link
good block. i want shaq to have 10 rings
― tremendoid, Monday, 11 February 2008 22:16 (sixteen years ago) link
45 yo shaq would be awesome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5jMOK87N7A
― Jeff LeVine, Monday, 11 February 2008 22:18 (sixteen years ago) link
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news;_ylt=Ap4PBl7V9jq5ZB71cWEOySq8vLYF?slug=ap-suns-shaq&prov=ap&type=lgns
talking the talk.
― tremendoid, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 02:21 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/shaq_terrified_of_phoenix_suns
― am0n, Friday, 15 February 2008 16:48 (sixteen years ago) link
The Lakers' Phil Jackson, O'Neal's former coach, said Shaq's role would be "taking the ball out of bounds and waiting for the other team to get back."
"He's a jokester, and that's funny, very funny," Shaq said without smiling. "Ha-ha. Very funny."
rooting for shaq but he got clowned
― tremendoid, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 04:40 (sixteen years ago) link
The Zing Master
― carne asada, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 05:47 (sixteen years ago) link
he's right though, it is very funny
― am0n, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 14:25 (sixteen years ago) link
lol
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 14:26 (sixteen years ago) link
"Earthlings must be careful with what they say," O'Neal said.
Jackson's reply was with a smile: "He's a space cadet, no doubt about it, so I can understand it."
― carne asada, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 14:38 (sixteen years ago) link
"I'm more like a senior adviser so I don't like to come in here and try to take over," O'Neal said. ... "Just like your basic karate movie where the young guys come to the old guys with beards who have them do weird stuff to get to the other side. That's who I am, the old guy with a long beard."
Long pause.
"You like that analogy?" he said, obviously pleased with himself. "That was pretty good?"
― am0n, Thursday, 21 February 2008 03:19 (sixteen years ago) link
i don''t like the big cactus w/o facial hair
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 21 February 2008 05:08 (sixteen years ago) link
also post-game he said he's gonna "get his randy moss on"
OK HE JUST CALLED NASH "THE CANADIAN EMINEM"
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 21 February 2008 05:11 (sixteen years ago) link
that presser was genius - yay shaq!
― jhøshea, Thursday, 21 February 2008 05:14 (sixteen years ago) link
why did he apologize to raja bell in spanish? i didnt get that? it was funny anyway tho.
― jhøshea, Thursday, 21 February 2008 05:15 (sixteen years ago) link
shaq looked pretty damn good for a guy who hadn't played in a month. or at least he did in the 2nd half. kobe was bananas though.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 21 February 2008 15:51 (sixteen years ago) link
http://shaqisagooddetective.ytmnd.com/
― ;y=ー( ゚д゚)・∵. (am0n), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 15:43 (fifteen years ago) link
http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/8479402/Report:-Shaq-accused-of-stalking-female-rapper
― original dixieland jaas band (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 1 October 2008 04:59 (fifteen years ago) link
old news I guess
― original dixieland jaas band (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 1 October 2008 05:01 (fifteen years ago) link
LIVE THE LIFE U IMAGINED, JEEZ I SUCK AT TYPIN, LOL
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 4 December 2008 19:15 (fifteen years ago) link
I hope he never stops twittering.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 4 December 2008 19:18 (fifteen years ago) link
he stopped for liek 24 hours and i was worried. i even twittered my concern.
― very quotatious (tehresa), Thursday, 4 December 2008 19:32 (fifteen years ago) link
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― J0rdan S., Wednesday, February 20, 2008 11:11 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark
lmao
― jordan s (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 4 December 2008 19:33 (fifteen years ago) link
― Leee, Thursday, 4 December 2008 22:51 (fifteen years ago) link
what a bro
― When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 June 2011 17:34 (thirteen years ago) link
have to admit, sorry to see him go. Watched the entire press conference yesterday, the guy is kind of amazing, one of the greatest ever "performers", up there w/michael jackson, lady gaga, etc as far as being at home on a big stage
― Dominique, Sunday, 5 June 2011 02:11 (twelve years ago) link
could ball it up too
― positive rapper (k3vin k.), Sunday, 5 June 2011 02:29 (twelve years ago) link
up there w/michael jackson, lady gaga, etc
don't forget liberace and elvis
― Aimless, Sunday, 5 June 2011 02:36 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.basketball-reference.com/blog/?p=9588#more-9588
― positive rapper (k3vin k.), Monday, 6 June 2011 20:42 (twelve years ago) link
He missed 5317 free throws in his career
― When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 June 2011 21:40 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.sportsgrid.com/nba/shaq-and-shaqs-girlfriend-most-likely-stretch-the-limits-of-what-is-sexually-possible/
holy god
― tine nic (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 02:22 (twelve years ago) link
his dick must be the size of her arm
― tine nic (k3vin k.), Tuesday, August 16, 2011 10:22 PM Bookmark
think more discussion warranted on this
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2012 17:34 (twelve years ago) link
can i just
http://shaq.com/media/wysiwyg/shaq_soda.jpg
― Neanderthal, Friday, 19 July 2013 16:48 (ten years ago) link
the strawberry cream soda one was p good
― Neanderthal, Friday, 19 July 2013 16:49 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STZAPItlAV4
― k3vin k., Thursday, 22 August 2013 14:55 (ten years ago) link
sick
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:03 (ten years ago) link
i still have my Shaq soda cans in our kitchen
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 23:07 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DsD5nFgU0AA-zTl.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dsjt1d_U0AAXlWV.jpg
― Spottie, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 22:46 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E-xSnhoVIAglpFK?format=jpg&name=large
― a talented ‘Rebel’ with Balls (Spottie), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 17:44 (two years ago) link
shaq looking a little concerned there!
― "HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 17:51 (two years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-CyYxAdQQ52k/VEwWLO-BOGI/AAAAAAAA0to/648Jn-5sUIk/s1600/vlcsnap-2014-10-24-19h40m22s154.png
― think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 17:58 (two years ago) link
― "HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 18:02 (two years ago) link