in these, the waning days of stern: 2013-2014 NBA regular season thread (part 1)

There's no way he didn't commission that, cmon.

p sure he wouldve mentioned that he painted them if he did, not to mention they are very much in the style of a hack commercial artist which even if he could paint wouldnt be a category he would likely fall under

Actors got downtime mang u never know that they're gonna get into

But alright he probably did not paint them

I would also pay for a pen & pixel remix of those murals, has it been long enough to non ironically bring back that style

i like how the video artifacts make an oscillating halo around marvin when they zoom in tho that shit is super anointed

some good games on tonight

too bad love is out

Lebron is just effortlessly dominating this quarter

yeah filling up the statsheet like we haven't seen him do in a while

ooh and he's guarding martin now

5 turnovers too haha

bron's getting a quadruple-double tonight i'm calling it

with turnovers? he has one steal and no blocks.

yeah that's what i meant

re: portraits

http://blogimages.thescore.com/tbj/files/2012/04/carmelo-anthony-painting.jpg

i have not seen lebron this dialed in in a while

lebron....

jeez, paul george is fuckin mean

why did steph play 45 minutes of a 26-point blowout

LMA just hit dirk's own shot in dirk's face

oh man and dirk just hit him back with it

LP alert btw mavs/blazers, crazy finish

LOVE lillard taking those pullup 3s

OMG DAME

WOW MONTA

man what a finish

I just got outta the arena. Been awhile since I heard 20,000 people gasp in disappointment so loudly.

Monta Ellis rejuvenating Dirk Nowitzki's career is maybe the most surprising thing about this season. Def. one of the coolest.

i do not believe there to be a causal link

LOVE lillard taking those pullup 3s

This guy is just so cold-hearted confidant since his first day in the league like idk never seen anything like it.

Monta Ellis PER now below 20, seems to be regressing back to the mean

re hibbert's self portrait iirc jalen said that it would have been a gift that he is displaying as a favour to the artist

also remember noah claiming that kg only shits on rookies and euros

knix down 37-11

At home!

also remember noah claiming that kg only shits on rookies and euros

― micah, Sunday, December 8, 2013 12:20 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and noah

knew that Nets game was a fluke

Celtics almost accidentally doubling up Knicks early in this 4th, now just your normal at-home 40pt blowout for the Knicks nbd.

noah is a quasi euro. actually the fact that he tries to rep like he's just another NYC kid when his mom was Miss Sweden and dad Europop star prob checks all KG's "fuck THIS guy" buttons.

ha yes

celtics need to stop winning games this is uncool, suspend stevens

cool game on NBAtv now, lakers/raps 2005. peak kobe, young bosh

thought that might be the 86 point game, but i guess that was 06

jalen rose looks really bad in this game

we should've polled how many games wade will sit out this year, today he'll miss his 11th of miami's 21 total games played.

Monta Ellis PER now below 20, seems to be regressing back to the mean

― 乒乓, Sunday, 8 December 2013 13:54 (9 hours ago) Permalink

that's his highest PER in 6 years. 6th highest PER among starting SGs this year.

Wes Matthews' PER is lower, which say a lot about how bad PER is, really:

http://www.basketball-reference.com/play-index/psl_finder.cgi?request=1&match=single&type=totals&per_minute_base=36&lg_id=NBA&is_playoffs=N&year_min=2014&year_max=2014&franch_id=&season_start=1&season_end=-1&age_min=0&age_max=99&height_min=0&height_max=99&birth_country_is=Y&birth_country=&is_active=&is_hof=&is_as=&as_comp=gt&as_val=&pos_is_g=Y&qual=&c1stat=per&c1comp=gt&c1val=18&c2stat=gs&c2comp=gt&c2val=15&c3stat=&c3comp=gt&c3val=&c4stat=&c4comp=gt&c4val=&c5stat=&c5comp=gt&c6mult=1.0&c6stat=&order_by=per

his usage rate is 17%, dude

Wow why does Hollinger hate Wes Matthews so much

Why did he rig the system against Wes

free wes matthews

so inefficient of him

important poll please vote

how will lebron james announce his new contract in 2014?

so its misnamed who cares especially if you just call it per, just think of it as per