in these, the waning days of stern: 2013-2014 NBA regular season thread (part 1)

blazers barely beating bad teams last couple games chemistry is over good ride while it lasted rip rip city

chandler back tonight, go Knicks

happy about that, but don't anticipate him to come out the gate 100%

if it means less barnita in my life then I'm against it

we can have our chandler and barnita too

amare is out indefinitely anyway lol

that's really sad, he finally seemed to be doing better (or trying?)

when he tries thats when he has to sit down for a week

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvX7htrz6dA

Does Hamilton have a history? What the heck

Sounds like Giannis is starting :)

What happened to stat?

Hah Steven Adams gets under everyone's skin and he's so stoic about it.

ffs Pacers always so unbelievably sloppy against the Heat. Very JV ball-handling.

Oh hey look it's PG trying to split a double team and losing it for the billionth time. Earlier this season Vogel/PG were kinda yucking up about Vogel forbidding PG from trying to split double teams last year because it was turning him into a turnover machine. He's been doing it a ton in the last ~10 games w/ the usual results.

Gotta get them MVP votes tho and nobody votes for crisply executed team defense rotations

rip rip city

would require an 18 game losing streak to put them back to .500

Kevin Love has 17-10-6 in 16 minutes

Ha! If you're gonna set your feet and wiggle your ass you have to at least hit the rim.

Love always feels like he must show up Aldridge when they play each other. It's a thing with him.

oh cool the blazers are down 30 to the wolves, guess the honeymoon's over everybody!

Remember my dream

Remember it well

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Phoenix loaned the twolves their blazer-killer juju?

can we just get to that part of the season where the heat are eliminated by the pacers, and we look back fondly on their two-term championship run?

wait for it

seriously tho i am done with cliff paul

Lol clay

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/828328839.gif

wow that heat/pacers was kind of shitty hibberts foul trouble blew the game for indy heat looked turrible

heat are terrible. it's sad.

Fun game

Lebro yelling at super mario was classic

pacers offense outside of west sucked ass in the 4th

Chris Sheridan ‏@sheridanhoops -- Final word on Omer Asik trade talks. I'm told Boston #Celtics in the lead but D.Morey still talking to other teams. Should go down tomorrow.

sheridan is never wrong, so asik to celtics. wither rondo? also, poor asik.

http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/86202/we-went-there-nets-sixers-with-a-brooklyn-fan-who-happens-to-be-in-vampire-weekend

Think my head is going to explode

pek just having a monster game which makes night because he resembles an actual monster

o fuck i just saw an ad for sketchers starring mark cuban and then i moved to outer space

Give the Chinese lunar lander a shout-out to me thanks

I was just about to post about the cuban comersh

So sad

Totally makes sense though

For your infos its Skechers. No t

lol west matthews outjumps love on a jump ball

that 3 by lillard...

man ball don't lie for real there

how is portland only down 6 right now i dont understand

they didn't quit for some reason, it was kinda silly

saving their point differential

just after the final buzzer lillard threw up a 70 footer that went in so that's kinda where he's at

omg that was cubes in that ad?? i came back into the room midway through it and was just all smdh at those hideous shoes