2015 NBA DRAFT

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nuggets do not really have a need at the 3

k3vin k., Wednesday, 20 May 2015 03:29 (nine years ago) link

lol you're like a crazy twitter person

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 20 May 2015 14:13 (nine years ago) link

from lowe's lottery rundown:

The Suns had Alex Len behind the lectern, and he told me before the lottery that they had promised to fly him back on a private jet if Phoenix jumped into the top three. No word on whether Len found his way to the Port Authority bus station after the game.

rough go for len

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 16:08 (nine years ago) link

loool

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 16:10 (nine years ago) link

Guess what happens in case of a power outage that disables the machine? The league brings along a plastic basketball with a hole cut into the top, and in a doomsday scenario in which the machine doesn’t work, they would just pour the Ping-Pong balls into that container and have an official pluck them out by hand.

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 23:50 (nine years ago) link

Lol hey uh grab that trash can over there now draw the NBA logo on it with that sharpie ok dump all the balls in and get somebody big to shake it up, ok we are good lottery is back on fellas

juice college (agent hibachi), Thursday, 21 May 2015 11:28 (nine years ago) link

they shd do it like that every year except live on stage

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 May 2015 14:09 (nine years ago) link

towns straight blowin minds http://www.kentucky.com/2015/06/03/3882548_ex-cat-towns-puts-full-range-of.html

lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 18:42 (eight years ago) link

cauly-stein staying 3 years at kentucky is a major red flag imo

― lag∞n, Tuesday, May 19, 2015 4:38 PM (2 weeks ago)

wait, why is this?

alpine static, Friday, 5 June 2015 07:34 (eight years ago) link

Too much time subsisting solely on Taco Bell.

Jeff, Friday, 5 June 2015 11:00 (eight years ago) link

kentucky is a one and done factory if u cant get out of there in one theres something wrong w u

lag∞n, Friday, 5 June 2015 13:27 (eight years ago) link

i think i would feel good about taking cauley-stein... it was hysterically embarrassing that notre dame guarded him with 6' 5" shooting guards in the elite 8 and he couldn't score any points, but i don't see how he's not the next deandre/drummond type player

J0rdan S., Friday, 5 June 2015 13:47 (eight years ago) link

idk i dont ever seem him being that good of a basketball man, i cld see him being useful especially on D but i cld also see him being a quasi bust

lag∞n, Friday, 5 June 2015 14:26 (eight years ago) link

i dunno he's huge and athletic and i think the nba understands how to use those kinda guys now -- basically just have them roll to the rim every play and throw 5 or so alley oops a game.

maybe 5 or 10 years ago a team picks him and tries to force post play on him but i feel like in the post-tyson chandler NBA he has a clear role that will allow him to succeed

J0rdan S., Friday, 5 June 2015 14:55 (eight years ago) link

thats def the ideal role for him, whether he can grow into it idk, i get strong doesnt understand basketball vibes from him,

lag∞n, Friday, 5 June 2015 15:06 (eight years ago) link

i mean obvs there have been other guys like him who didnt have a great feel for the game and succeeded anyway through determination and superior physical gifts but a lot of them just turn out to be sorta meh

lag∞n, Friday, 5 June 2015 15:07 (eight years ago) link

i guess he shot really well and from distance in his recent private workout, i don't know if that's supposed to make me feel better or worse

call all destroyer, Friday, 5 June 2015 15:11 (eight years ago) link

cauley-stein? or are you thinking of towns

J0rdan S., Friday, 5 June 2015 15:36 (eight years ago) link

bizarre

i remain skeptical

J0rdan S., Friday, 5 June 2015 15:40 (eight years ago) link

yeah exactly

call all destroyer, Friday, 5 June 2015 15:41 (eight years ago) link

perfect

https://twitter.com/ryenarussillo/status/608110159207002112

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 June 2015 03:19 (eight years ago) link

classic

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 03:20 (eight years ago) link

goink

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 03:20 (eight years ago) link

may they and the heat and lakers make bad decisions forever and ever amen, always and in perpetuity, to the hoops gods we pray

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 04:12 (eight years ago) link

porzingis trending

lag∞n, Saturday, 13 June 2015 02:03 (eight years ago) link

in which woj relates the struggle of porzingis to overcome the (justified) stigma attached to (countless examples of) euroballers in the draft (being overrated and resulting as busts) http://sports.yahoo.com/news/meet-the-euro-prodigy-who-seems-unlike-the-flops-who-came-before-him-193427860.html

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 20:07 (eight years ago) link

Feel like dudes like that who just watch game tape and want to work out at 3 am are never busts, if he were American coach k or calipari would be blathering about his work ethic 24/7

juice college (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 20:44 (eight years ago) link

Dude should get some sleep.

Jeff, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 20:49 (eight years ago) link

he does seem legit but i was more thinking, porzingis bro there are reasons why people have these fears (although at the same time i dont understand him worrying about the "soft" perception, its more that the milicics of years past were space cases and the bargnanis were incompetent, etc)

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 20:50 (eight years ago) link

like, i'd be surprised if anyone thought milicic was soft, for example, and be curious how long they remained healthy if saying that to his face lol

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 20:51 (eight years ago) link

zingis played a srs role with good results in the 2nd best league in the world, hes totally not a euro man of mystery, if anything his results from last year are more bankable than one and done college dudes and like a million times more than mudiays partial season in china

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 21:18 (eight years ago) link

someone done a harden mixtape on przingis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjZnIE-V0KY

micah, Thursday, 18 June 2015 08:06 (eight years ago) link

just readin some draft coverage and

C Willie Cauley-Stein, Kentucky

Cauley-Stein isn't a human and should become an elite rim protector.

call all destroyer, Friday, 19 June 2015 02:23 (eight years ago) link

i feel like if they were ever able to make a robot NBA player it would be an elite rim protector that has trouble developing any semblance of a post move

J0rdan S., Friday, 19 June 2015 02:31 (eight years ago) link

true i'm not counting it out

call all destroyer, Friday, 19 June 2015 02:34 (eight years ago) link

hezonja we don't believe you u need more people https://twitter.com/maxrappaport/status/612701818431348736

definite parallels between Dany and Rachel Dolezal (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 21 June 2015 19:29 (eight years ago) link

he is prob better than messi tho

lag∞n, Sunday, 21 June 2015 19:31 (eight years ago) link

well he didn't specify what he was better than messi at so he can't be wrong about that at least, true

definite parallels between Dany and Rachel Dolezal (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 21 June 2015 20:03 (eight years ago) link

assumed he was talking abt basketball

lag∞n, Sunday, 21 June 2015 20:06 (eight years ago) link

seeing as how messi doesn't play that professionally if at all I don't think that makes much sense to say, bc maybe messi is really awful and like idk luke babbitt is also better than him but forget it jake it's eurotown I suppose

definite parallels between Dany and Rachel Dolezal (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 21 June 2015 20:18 (eight years ago) link

top four picks seemed locked in at towns okafor russell porzingis in some order

lag∞n, Monday, 22 June 2015 20:47 (eight years ago) link

I'm still not convinced this Porzingis is anything but some kind of Polish sausage.

Falconetti Pot (Leee), Monday, 22 June 2015 20:48 (eight years ago) link

played a very good season in the 2nd best league in the world, is tall athletic and skilled

lag∞n, Monday, 22 June 2015 20:52 (eight years ago) link

Porzingis seems overly deliberate to me, and I don't really believe the jumper

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 22 June 2015 23:03 (eight years ago) link

but obviously you have to take him top 10, there's a lot of tools there and if he puts on muscle he might go from seeing deliberate to seeming quick.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 22 June 2015 23:04 (eight years ago) link

he does seem legit but i was more thinking, porzingis bro there are reasons why people have these fears (although at the same time i dont understand him worrying about the "soft" perception, its more that the milicics of years past were space cases and the bargnanis were incompetent, etc)

― slothroprhymes, Tuesday, June 16, 2015 8:50 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

like, i'd be surprised if anyone thought milicic was soft, for example, and be curious how long they remained healthy if saying that to his face lol

― slothroprhymes, Tuesday, June 16, 2015 8:51 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Bargnani's bustitude is 100% a lack of dedication and work ethic. Porzingis isn't really even close to Bargnani from a talent level.

I don't think anyone really knows what happened with Milicic. Wouldn't surprise me if it was drugs all along. He was a 17 year old starting and producing in Europe who had all the physical tools you could ask for and then he showed up in Detroit and had trouble converting wide open dunks.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 22 June 2015 23:11 (eight years ago) link

lol ainge tried to trade smart and the 16th and 28th picks for noel and the 3rd pick

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CIM8mpDWUAAdCps.jpg

lag∞n, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 17:44 (eight years ago) link

does he ever sleep? i just picture notebooks, whiteboards and crumpled papers filled with trade scenarios scattered throughout his house.

Spottie, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 17:47 (eight years ago) link

he only concocts trades, goes to the office to make the occasional formal calls and goes to mormon church

definite parallels between Dany and Rachel Dolezal (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 17:49 (eight years ago) link


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