i have something to say about the offseason THE 2016 NBA OFFSEASON

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I was thinking of going to his school and bullying him real bad, that,seems a bit extreme

6 god none the richer (m bison), Friday, 1 July 2016 16:43 (seven years ago) link

I think if the warriors would have won it in 5 like they should have then this would be seen differently. as it stands they need/needed him and have a legit case to present to him

moistest hoist (Spottie), Friday, 1 July 2016 16:45 (seven years ago) link

SHUT UUUUUUUP, if Draymond can just stop punching people in the balls they win the title. They don't need KD, they need dray to stop nut punching.

6 god none the richer (m bison), Friday, 1 July 2016 16:48 (seven years ago) link

but theydont want to keep harrison who will probably earn close to KD money, soooooooo who do you love

moistest hoist (Spottie), Friday, 1 July 2016 16:49 (seven years ago) link

they don't 'need' him, they could run it back with no/minor roster changes and win 65 games and be the favorites again.

ciderpress, Friday, 1 July 2016 16:50 (seven years ago) link

would be awful and corny af, worse than bron to heat imo

― marcos, Friday, July 1, 2016 12:35 PM (16 minutes ago)

bron to the heat was...great for the league

k3vin k., Friday, 1 July 2016 16:52 (seven years ago) link

Like here is how a dubs KD meeting should take place in a jut world...
Steph: KD we need you
KD: you won 73 games last year
Steph: yeah
KD: you are the back to back mvp
Steph: what's your point
KD: why is dray crouching by my balls with his fist raised?
Dray: well if you sign with us, I'll punch Harrison Barnes instead

6 god none the richer (m bison), Friday, 1 July 2016 16:52 (seven years ago) link

getting kd would be the completion of the heel turn that they started in the playoffs. if they don't get him then that stuff mostly subsides next season

ciderpress, Friday, 1 July 2016 16:52 (seven years ago) link

heelturn worth it if they sign him

moistest hoist (Spottie), Friday, 1 July 2016 16:54 (seven years ago) link

more BABs can join the bandwagon too

moistest hoist (Spottie), Friday, 1 July 2016 16:54 (seven years ago) link

Iggy was at the meeting too. which i take to mean bogut is gone if they sign KD

moistest hoist (Spottie), Friday, 1 July 2016 16:57 (seven years ago) link

huh

Marc J. Spears ‏@MarcJSpearsESPN 37s37 seconds ago
NBA announced free agent O.J. Mayo has been dismissed & disqualified from the NBA for violating terms of the NBA/NBPA Anti-Drug Program.

k3vin k., Friday, 1 July 2016 17:04 (seven years ago) link

well shit, RIP

nomar, Friday, 1 July 2016 17:05 (seven years ago) link

yikes

J0rdan S., Friday, 1 July 2016 17:08 (seven years ago) link

wow for good or a year or?

moistest hoist (Spottie), Friday, 1 July 2016 17:18 (seven years ago) link

and that means it was like his 5th offense or something

moistest hoist (Spottie), Friday, 1 July 2016 17:18 (seven years ago) link

i see two years. wow

moistest hoist (Spottie), Friday, 1 July 2016 17:19 (seven years ago) link

he can appeal for reinstation in 2 years iirc

ciderpress, Friday, 1 July 2016 17:19 (seven years ago) link

he'll only be 30 and that's like 24 in juice years

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 1 July 2016 17:20 (seven years ago) link

I'm sure it was weed

moistest hoist (Spottie), Friday, 1 July 2016 17:26 (seven years ago) link

maybe not tho

moistest hoist (Spottie), Friday, 1 July 2016 17:26 (seven years ago) link

it wasn't for juice, was "a drug of abuse"

ciderpress, Friday, 1 July 2016 17:26 (seven years ago) link

actually not weed prob cos he woulda gotten something like big Al got before this came down

moistest hoist (Spottie), Friday, 1 July 2016 17:27 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmS4DyVUcAAwmaG.jpg

moistest hoist (Spottie), Friday, 1 July 2016 17:28 (seven years ago) link

it def wasnt juice, bc PEDs arent considered "drugs of abuse" per league policy. maybe being in milwaukee got him depressed and he listened to a bunch of future tapes and decided to try that codeine

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 1 July 2016 17:28 (seven years ago) link

weed is also not a 'drug of abuse' per nba anti-drug policy so it wasn't that

ciderpress, Friday, 1 July 2016 17:29 (seven years ago) link

another washed-too-early USC athlete lol

um JINX ciderpress!!

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 1 July 2016 17:29 (seven years ago) link

In 2011 it was for PED's so idk

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 1 July 2016 17:30 (seven years ago) link

I think if the warriors would have won it in 5 like they should have then this would be seen differently. as it stands they need/needed him and have a legit case to present to him

― moistest hoist (Spottie), Friday, July 1, 2016 12:45 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

SHUT UUUUUUUP, if Draymond can just stop punching people in the balls they win the title. They don't need KD, they need dray to stop nut punching.

― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Friday, July 1, 2016 12:48 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

but theydont want to keep harrison who will probably earn close to KD money, soooooooo who do you love

― moistest hoist (Spottie), Friday, July 1, 2016 12:49 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they don't 'need' him, they could run it back with no/minor roster changes and win 65 games and be the favorites again.

― ciderpress, Friday, July 1, 2016 12:50 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

seriously a 73-win team does not "need" another top 5 player

marcos, Friday, 1 July 2016 18:08 (seven years ago) link

the addition of KD would require letting go of 2-3 important rotation players. it's a path that is not without risks

k3vin k., Friday, 1 July 2016 18:25 (seven years ago) link

Andre Iguodala @andre
Nah b

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 1 July 2016 18:29 (seven years ago) link

IGGY

moistest hoist (Spottie), Friday, 1 July 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link

what does it meeeeaaaaaaaannnnnn

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 1 July 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link

every iggy tweet he's just trollin

moistest hoist (Spottie), Friday, 1 July 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link

the addition of KD would require letting go of 2-3 important rotation players. it's a path that is not without risks
― k3vin k., Friday, July 1, 2016 1:25 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Rotation players have a tendency to fall out of the fucking sky for title contenders. This is a fake concern. Faker than a four fuckin dollar bill.

6 god none the richer (m bison), Friday, 1 July 2016 19:00 (seven years ago) link

Lacob: idk abt getting KD we will lose bogut and maybe barbosa
Steph: fuck my whole life, not worth it

6 god none the richer (m bison), Friday, 1 July 2016 19:01 (seven years ago) link

lol

marcos, Friday, 1 July 2016 19:06 (seven years ago) link

MAX PARSONS TO THE GRIZZ! lollllllllllll

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 1 July 2016 19:17 (seven years ago) link

4/$94

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 1 July 2016 19:17 (seven years ago) link

Evan turner to portland for 4/75 lmaooooo

, Friday, 1 July 2016 19:25 (seven years ago) link

hahahah wowwwww well at least the grizz are getting someone who can shoot from the outside. conley's staying.

6 god none the richer (m bison), Friday, 1 July 2016 19:26 (seven years ago) link

that is not at all where i was expecting ET to end up but it makes a little sense i guess

ciderpress, Friday, 1 July 2016 19:29 (seven years ago) link

he can play a poor man's livingston to dame and cj's poor man's splash brothers

ciderpress, Friday, 1 July 2016 19:30 (seven years ago) link

get paid ev!

call all destroyer, Friday, 1 July 2016 19:30 (seven years ago) link

I am now a fan of the Cleveland Cavaliers

Clay, Friday, 1 July 2016 19:31 (seven years ago) link

great signing for the grizz. i wish the celtics would have taken a look at parsons.

call all destroyer, Friday, 1 July 2016 19:31 (seven years ago) link

i think ET would be good with a coach like stotts.

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 1 July 2016 19:32 (seven years ago) link

legit curious why parsons chose the rotting grizz over the up and coming Blazers tho, like is he just a sunshine and bbq guy

Clay, Friday, 1 July 2016 19:33 (seven years ago) link

players definitely don't have the same perception of team trajectories that us armchair GMs do

ciderpress, Friday, 1 July 2016 19:37 (seven years ago) link

i felt like last year was gonna be the mavs and grizz last year in the offs but maybe the grizz can squeeze another year or 2 in now

ciderpress, Friday, 1 July 2016 19:38 (seven years ago) link


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