bill simmons IS bill simmons IN the book of BASKETBALL

it's definitely awful, but i feel the opposite of lagoon - the singing is cringe, the song choice is weird, the whole premise seems detached from any sort of reality, and the only redeeming quality of the commercial is SGA going "lil bit flat, we'll get better" as if there *is* some backstory that we're unaware of, like these two dudes are on a journey toward trying to sing well together for some reason. it's like that's the only part of it that has even a hint of intrigue?

it's also the only line of the whole thing that's delivered in a natural way, not stiffly acted.

the crypto ad about pizza is good too bad they cant make cyber money that good

i dont like seeing will smith and martin lawrences old puffy faces in the bad boys 3 ads they shouldve used the face deaging tech on them

were dying goon, we're all just dying and decaying cant get ai to stop it baby

not in the bad boys universe

theyre not bad boys anymore, theyre bad men

will smith and martin lawrence in....grumpy old boys

see thats the direction they shouldve gone

The only truly random number generator is the one in Bill Simmons’ head when he says, eg “he was one of the 12 to 13 best guys in the league in ‘88” or “he’s one of the best guys we’ve seen in what, the last six to seven years?”

— Brad (@BGM_22) May 15, 2024

lol

one of the most accurate tweets

the spinal tap school of measuring things

That’s good

i dont like seeing will smith and martin lawrences old puffy faces in the bad boys 3 ads they shouldve used the face deaging tech on them

― lag∞n, Wednesday, May 15, 2024 7:25 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

realized theyre supposed to be beat up in the scene where they look bad, its not obvious in the ad tho i had to pause it

also, 'tis the fourth film in the grumpy old boys saga

oh shit lol lost track, part 2 is classic tho

the mma themed crypto ad with an eminem impersonator complaining about the haters is too much lol