design an alt basketball league

1st to 100 no game clock, 4 on 4 short court, no foul shots players just get the points if theyre fouled in the act, no charges on plays where the defender isnt actively guarding the ball handler ie no sliding in on a driver, soccer style rolling inbounding, hockey style live line changes, no live ball timeouts, 20 second shot clock, euro style playing the ball off the rim in the cylinder, wider court so the 3pt line is uniform and theres more room to shoot in corners, more room under the basket ie move the baseline back relative to the basket, 40 game season, no fouling out, call the foul after the play on fastbreaks... and trampolines jk

same rules but the ball is made of chocolate

add the baseball rule where if you sub someone out they can't re-enter the game

lol LeBron would be entering in the 2nd quarter

dunks are worth 3 points, 4 if the rim is subjected to a certain level of force

https://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/9/93770/2368999-genesis_archrivals.jpg

when two players possess the ball at the same time, instead of a jump ball, they fight for it, first to hit the ground "turns over" the ball to the other player

xpost lol i LOVED that game

machine learning algorithms award each field goal a point value from 1 to 5 based on the difficulty

everyone's gotta kiss

the new way to score points is to squeeze the ball between your legs as sexy as possible. groin injuries that lead to verified medical procedures are worth 15 bonus points, applied to the following game.

you see the guy fucking the hoop in the background of the arch rivals cover? above?

30 points

No live ball timeouts and euro style every ball is live in the cylinder are my personal obsessions and also probably on the short list of real possibilities

Getting rid of goaltending/interference both ways I think is just a pure win, if you can get there swat it out, if you want to points JAM THAT SHIT

2 points actually thanks autocorrect

Um goaltending/basket interference is important for preventing teams from sticking a tall guy under the hoops with his hand in the rim all game.

screw u and ur logic

any shot not goaltended automatically scores

halfcourt and beyond shots are worth 4 points

everyone is white and the main commentator is Richard Spencer

opposing viewpoint: everyone is Richard Spencer and the main commentator is white

rachel dolezal officiates

losing team is exposed to legionnaire's disease

winner gets to tour with rae sremmurd