mike woodson job search tracking thread, plus triangle offense knowledge assessment quiz (nba offseason news 2014)

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I've been fired from three jobs. Woodson, if you're reading this, you're in good company.

très hip (Treeship), Monday, 21 April 2014 15:41 (nine years ago) link

he'll land somewhere else i'm sure
what i wonder is - how long has the rest of the coaching staff been there? since the D'Antoni days?

Nhex, Monday, 21 April 2014 15:49 (nine years ago) link

i'm gonna be really pissed if steve kerr takes that job

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 April 2014 15:50 (nine years ago) link

me too! i guess it could result in a promotion for c-webb which i would welcome.

call all destroyer, Monday, 21 April 2014 15:56 (nine years ago) link

also rick adelman is retiring to nobody's surprise.

call all destroyer, Monday, 21 April 2014 15:56 (nine years ago) link

sad adelman's going out without a ring

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 22:44 (nine years ago) link

Adelman may have a ring from his assistant coach stint with the Blazers under Dr. Jack Ramsey (who is very vain about that "Dr." thang) in 1977. Not sure if assistant coaches get rings, tho.

Aimless, Monday, 21 April 2014 22:54 (nine years ago) link

Kerr needs to be there to help Phil figure out how to GM

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 21 April 2014 22:59 (nine years ago) link

Corbin out in Utah

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Monday, 21 April 2014 23:05 (nine years ago) link

Free agency opens on July 1, and, the source said, Anthony would like, “the Dwight Howard treatment.”

kill me

it's a trilby (Clay), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 18:08 (nine years ago) link

please give him the Dwight treatment! i want him to leave NY

Nhex, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 18:12 (nine years ago) link

i reeeeeeaally hope melo goes to the lakers so they can keep missing the playoffs and suck for a long time.

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 18:13 (nine years ago) link

i really hope melo flirts with other teams

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 18:16 (nine years ago) link

i'm not even sure what the dwight howard treatment actually is -- dwight's free agency was pretty drama free as far as i recall

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 18:18 (nine years ago) link

he wants a mark cuban made animated video obv

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 18:18 (nine years ago) link

i remember teams doing stupid stuff (like that video) to try to get him to come

Nhex, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 18:21 (nine years ago) link

yeah. i guess it looks like he met with lakers, mavs, rockets, golden state and the hawks. but i feel like it was a pretty expedient, private process.

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 18:22 (nine years ago) link

Melo wants to be courted, coaxed, flattered, told he's extra special and adored, is all that means.

Aimless, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 18:22 (nine years ago) link

and then take 23 mill per so he can handcuff a franchise for the next 4-5 years. dude is worth like 14 mill maybe

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 18:26 (nine years ago) link

Sure he wants $23 million per, but he also wants interested teams to say it with flowers.

Aimless, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 18:30 (nine years ago) link

"I think the season has been a huge success," 76ers owner Josh Harris said.

it's a trilby (Clay), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:03 (nine years ago) link

i bet

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:04 (nine years ago) link

omg

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 13:48 (nine years ago) link

DOLAAAAAAN

Nhex, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 14:21 (nine years ago) link

god, i love the knicks

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 14:52 (nine years ago) link

hahahaaaaa

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 15:03 (nine years ago) link

Mr Jackson, in return for the umpteen million dollars I am paying you, and despite any disclaimers I may have made to the contrary in the past, I retain the right to put your balls into this vise.

Aimless, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:39 (nine years ago) link

sigh

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 21:18 (nine years ago) link

Of course, Dolan also lied about giving Donnie Walsh full autonomy when he hijacked the Carmelo Anthony trade negotiations from the long-time and respected basketball executive. Although Walsh wanted to acquire Anthony, his advice to Dolan was to wait until the trading deadline to strike a better deal with the Denver Nuggets. Dolan ignored Walsh and eventually gave the Nuggets a promising young center in Timofey Mozgov and the Knicks’ 2014 first-round pick, which is now a lottery pick.

This is kind of nitpicky, but while I agree with the general thrust of this point, Timofey Mozgov was really not the piece that people upset about that trade were focused on at the time.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 21:19 (nine years ago) link

I guess, but Mozgov was the guy the Knicks had been refusing to trade until they relented.

The proposal, which was first reported by CBS Sports, will send Danilo Gallinari, Raymond Felton, Wilson Chandler and the Knicks’ 2014 first-round pick to Denver. The Knicks would also trade Anthony Randolph and Eddy Curry’s expiring contract to the Minnesota Timberwolves, who would send Corey Brewer to the Nuggets. The Knicks would receive Anthony, Chauncey Billups, Shelden Williams and Renaldo Balkman.

The Knicks aren’t willing to include center Timofey Mozgov in the deal, the source said.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 22:19 (nine years ago) link

Centers are enough of a rarity and develop so much more slowly than guards and forwards that it makes sense to take time and know what you've got in a young center before using him as a throw-in on a trade.

Aimless, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 22:26 (nine years ago) link

Dolan is so great, I bet Phil is the f out of there and back on his ranch by next all star break

The only part that makes me mad is that he's going to hire Kerr and leave him stranded with that mess instead of on tv where he belongs

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 23:33 (nine years ago) link

I wonder if Woodson ever gets hired again after what happened this year

Seems like with spoelstra's success and Hornacek this year teams are way more comfortable trying new younger guys (joerger too) instead of a retread

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 23:37 (nine years ago) link

Woodson and Mike Brown should chill together, maybe become cops or something

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 23:40 (nine years ago) link

"Glasses & the Goat" this fall on fxx

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 23:47 (nine years ago) link

ha yes exactly

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 23:49 (nine years ago) link

i had to google to check whether brown had been fired yet. i'll say this, he has a lot of really nice neckties.

brimstead, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 23:53 (nine years ago) link

i think a good organization will still remember that Woodson had one really good season with the Knicks; don't see why he can't be an assistant coach again

Nhex, Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:01 (nine years ago) link

he lucked into that season more than anything else

k3vin k., Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:03 (nine years ago) link

it's still an accomplishment, post-Linsanity and what-not. he actually made JR Smith into a playable guard!

Nhex, Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:07 (nine years ago) link

eh he was doing well with d'antoni idk, looking at his stats he's actually been pretty consistent over the years, even after taking on more minutes as a starter in nyc

brimstead, Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:12 (nine years ago) link

consistent's not what i meant, i mean i don't think the knicks org had any effect on jr whatsoever

brimstead, Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:13 (nine years ago) link

besides playing more minutes obviously, but he never started in denver anyway so there's nothing to compare it to really.

brimstead, Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:15 (nine years ago) link

yeah i mean woodson didn't turn smith into a good player and then into a bad player. he's been clueless with his lineups from the get-go. he was forced into a smallball scheme that worked but he was never really comfortable with

k3vin k., Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:17 (nine years ago) link

my impression of JR Smith has always been that he's way-above-average talented and a complete uncoachable shithead.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:27 (nine years ago) link

it's frustrating to see talented dudes like that just coast but can't blame him, worked out pretty well

brimstead, Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:31 (nine years ago) link

money wise

brimstead, Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:31 (nine years ago) link

it could've been the minutes, but i remember JR's shittiness on the knicks that season more than him doing good; the next season he was hitting game winners left and right

100% agreed that he's clearly both talented, and a shithead

Nhex, Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:38 (nine years ago) link

btw i think there were some summertime adjustments made to the RPM formula. at the time of this writing bron had 17.07 WAR and now the RPM page has him at 19.87. he only played at most 3 games between

k3vin k., Saturday, 25 October 2014 02:26 (nine years ago) link

this is wild corny but it show some of the changes in the warriors offense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3sC6-f3q9E

lag∞n, Saturday, 25 October 2014 04:07 (nine years ago) link

#CoachingCriminality

Clay, Saturday, 25 October 2014 04:22 (nine years ago) link

lol bbalbreakdown

micah, Saturday, 25 October 2014 04:50 (nine years ago) link

<3

no but seriously im not a dick like that (Spottie), Saturday, 25 October 2014 06:33 (nine years ago) link

yeah dude is like Lowe on crack sometimes but his videos rarely lack insight.

tsrobodo, Saturday, 25 October 2014 08:00 (nine years ago) link

Why did he run it through that filter -_-

, Saturday, 25 October 2014 11:53 (nine years ago) link

O I understand now

, Saturday, 25 October 2014 12:00 (nine years ago) link

#CoachingCriminality

― Clay, Saturday, October 25, 2014 12:22 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

, Saturday, 25 October 2014 12:00 (nine years ago) link

That breakdown is really good! Kind of confirming my suspicion that Kerr is gonna be excellent

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Saturday, 25 October 2014 13:21 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0zNPfMCEAAMQbb.jpg

lag∞n, Saturday, 25 October 2014 14:52 (nine years ago) link

:|

, Saturday, 25 October 2014 14:54 (nine years ago) link

feel like nash might be underrated

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0uyABcCEAAgIVk.png

lag∞n, Saturday, 25 October 2014 14:56 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/fX3OQg1.png

lag∞n, Saturday, 25 October 2014 14:58 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/vUZDP6A.png

lag∞n, Saturday, 25 October 2014 14:59 (nine years ago) link

oops

lag∞n, Saturday, 25 October 2014 15:00 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/KhM1KCc.png

lag∞n, Saturday, 25 October 2014 15:00 (nine years ago) link

A2A

, Saturday, 25 October 2014 15:03 (nine years ago) link

kobe's diary march 7th 2013

Make sure to ask Depak best way to get Pau and Dwight into a A2A type situation.

lag∞n, Saturday, 25 October 2014 15:08 (nine years ago) link

Lmao xp

, Saturday, 25 October 2014 15:15 (nine years ago) link

feel like nash might be underrated
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0uyABcCEAAgIVk.png

― lag∞n, Saturday, October 25, 2014 9:56 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

quick question what ranks were the defenses and howmany rings lolowned

owe me the shmoney (m bison), Saturday, 25 October 2014 16:15 (nine years ago) link

so mad rite now

lag∞n, Saturday, 25 October 2014 16:31 (nine years ago) link

Such good hair tho

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Saturday, 25 October 2014 16:46 (nine years ago) link

Clay I luv u for this http://ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=5032492&boardid=60&threadid=2955

Ha, I couldn't even remember that I'd posted to uppers! I've probably posted like 5 things to the noize board ever? But this just made sense u kno?

Clay, Saturday, 25 October 2014 20:01 (nine years ago) link

The guys clapping as Boris gets all E Honda really makes it

Such a great finals

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Saturday, 25 October 2014 23:34 (nine years ago) link

it was so nice how after everyone in the world agreed that it would be a very hard fought and super close series the spurs just destroyed miami

lag∞n, Saturday, 25 October 2014 23:38 (nine years ago) link

https://www.statmuse.com/beta?ref=WygVS_nydH

polyphonic, Sunday, 26 October 2014 00:00 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3VtNkY8w_I

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 26 October 2014 02:21 (nine years ago) link

this looks interesting.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 26 October 2014 03:28 (nine years ago) link

lol see two posts up

no but seriously im not a dick like that (Spottie), Sunday, 26 October 2014 03:51 (nine years ago) link

thanks for not glossing over my posts spottie. :)

polyphonic, Sunday, 26 October 2014 03:53 (nine years ago) link

does look cool btw

no but seriously im not a dick like that (Spottie), Sunday, 26 October 2014 03:57 (nine years ago) link

Wow, this looks cool: https://www.statmuse.com/beta?ref=W1lgsO6kOH

My Life with the Thrillho Kult (Leee), Sunday, 26 October 2014 04:16 (nine years ago) link

http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG

polyphonic, Sunday, 26 October 2014 04:16 (nine years ago) link

when they started showing the shot charts i was like whoaaaa

call all destroyer, Sunday, 26 October 2014 04:33 (nine years ago) link

got the waiting list email for the statmuse thing, if it's at all on the level my goddamned life is over for at least six months it looks fucking bazonkers

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 26 October 2014 13:59 (nine years ago) link

Hope none of y'all get access spamming this thread with basketball reference links was bad enough

, Sunday, 26 October 2014 14:07 (nine years ago) link

video looks pretty sus curious to see if it works or what

lag∞n, Sunday, 26 October 2014 14:46 (nine years ago) link

no reason it shouldn't work. it's prob just still in early development

micah, Sunday, 26 October 2014 21:24 (nine years ago) link

there are like a million reasons why it shouldnt work?

lag∞n, Sunday, 26 October 2014 21:28 (nine years ago) link

all that natural language processing alone is pretty difficult to believe even

Clay, Sunday, 26 October 2014 21:35 (nine years ago) link

ya the pretend natural language with the commas just so are a bad sign, drop down menus prob way more usable

lag∞n, Sunday, 26 October 2014 21:54 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B052uBjCcAA9i2H.jpg

feel like there's about 10 ilx threads that could use this photo

Clay, Monday, 27 October 2014 01:32 (nine years ago) link

NY Post: Swift to amare after ACL tear: "shake it off"

owe me the shmoney (m bison), Monday, 27 October 2014 02:05 (nine years ago) link

who's gonna start the regular season thread?

k3vin k., Monday, 27 October 2014 02:13 (nine years ago) link

you are

micah, Monday, 27 October 2014 02:35 (nine years ago) link

d'oh!

micah, Monday, 27 October 2014 02:51 (nine years ago) link

um the regular season hasnt started yet?

lag∞n, Monday, 27 October 2014 03:06 (nine years ago) link


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