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Didn't start Jerome Harrison last week. Fuck the world.

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 27 December 2009 17:30 (fourteen years ago) link

benched ryan grant in the championship game, fml

things that make you go (hmmmm), Sunday, 27 December 2009 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link

also benched roddy white, f this g earth

things that make you go (hmmmm), Sunday, 27 December 2009 20:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Didn't replace Stephen Jackson in time; didn't get a good game out of Drew Brees. Just take this pen and stab me in the heart.

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 27 December 2009 22:40 (fourteen years ago) link

I swear to God I will never even THINK about drafting Drew Brees or any other quarterback until round three EVER AGAIN.

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 27 December 2009 22:41 (fourteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

PPR league, snake draft and I'm drafting second. The guy drafting first already said he's going with Chris Johnson. That means I can either draft AP (super consistent excellent player in every way) or Ray Rice (also excellent plus tons of catches making him especially valuable in a PPR league). What do I do?

Mordy, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:07 (thirteen years ago) link

rice had 35 more receptions last year so what like 2 pts/week on catches? check the rest of your scoring and see if rice is really offering an appreciable advantage, because ap is the better player.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:11 (thirteen years ago) link

AP will be even better if Favre doesn't play, but yeah... I'd still pick AP.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:21 (thirteen years ago) link

What would they have given you in terms of total points in 2009 using your league's current settings?

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Ray Rice did 326 and AP did 331. (MJD did 334 and CJ did 405)

Mordy, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Do you have a penalty for fumbles? I think there's a pretty good chance that AP will fumble less than he did last year.

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:57 (thirteen years ago) link

or at the very least, he won't lose 6 of his 7 fumbles like he did last year.

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Yes penalty for fumbles.

Mordy, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Ray Rice only had 8 touchdowns last year? Huh.

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Thursday, 5 August 2010 00:00 (thirteen years ago) link

I think I'd definitely go with AP now that I think about it.

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Thursday, 5 August 2010 00:00 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah

call all destroyer, Thursday, 5 August 2010 00:01 (thirteen years ago) link

rice is a good player but i wouldn't be surprised to see him regress

call all destroyer, Thursday, 5 August 2010 00:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, the Ravens will probably feature the passing game more heavily than last year now that they have Boldin and the rookie TEs, whereas the Vikings could hypothetically feature it less if Favre retires (lol).

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Thursday, 5 August 2010 00:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Now I've gotta figure out if I can take 2 WR's in 2nd + 3rd round (something like Steve Smith, DJax, Miles Austin, Colston range quality probably).

Mordy, Thursday, 5 August 2010 00:08 (thirteen years ago) link

should be fine--how big is the league?

call all destroyer, Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:20 (thirteen years ago) link

12 teams

Mordy, Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:21 (thirteen years ago) link

hmm. i've never played ppr--is there any valid strategy that involves taking an elite wideout with a really early pick?

call all destroyer, Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Christ, is this something I have to worry about already?

8o---e*.\\\||///.*ə---o8 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 August 2010 13:40 (thirteen years ago) link

So this is weird: http://sports.espn.go.com/fantasy/football/ffl/story?page=nfldk2k10mock2

ESPN did a mock-draft in a 12 team PPR league and Ray Rice and MJ-D both got picked before AP.

Mordy, Friday, 6 August 2010 01:42 (thirteen years ago) link

ppl overthinking the ppr aspect imo

call all destroyer, Friday, 6 August 2010 03:37 (thirteen years ago) link

For the curious minded, I drafted today. Got: Brett Favre, Adrian Peterson, LeSean McCoy, Miles Austin, Steve Smith (Carolina), Vernon Davis, Mike Wallace, Lee Evans, Devin Aromashodu, Arian Foster, Eli Manning, Early Doucet, Correll Buckhalter, Laurent Robinson, Steelers D/ST and some kicker -- Tynes maybe. nb not listed in order of draft.

Mordy, Sunday, 8 August 2010 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link

seems like it'll be an all or nothing year for you

iatee, Sunday, 8 August 2010 19:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Play to win, not to place!

Mordy, Sunday, 8 August 2010 20:01 (thirteen years ago) link

btw, this is for the 12-team PPR.

Mordy, Sunday, 8 August 2010 20:03 (thirteen years ago) link

has anyone tried locking waivers/free agents from sunday-tuesday?

good: means you don't have to watch every second of every game waiting to jump on an injured stars replacement
bad: if your player goes down sunday morning, you won't be able to replace unless there's one on your bench already

bnw, Sunday, 8 August 2010 20:49 (thirteen years ago) link

So my two really proud drafts this season: I got Arian Foster really deep into the draft and now it looks like he's going to be the #1 RB for the Texans. (I actually grabbed Slaton really late in the draft in his rookie season too -- so maybe I just have good luck with Texan RBs.) I also drafted Favre around the 10th round and now it looks like he's playing -- which actually leads me to my fantasy football advice request.

I've now got Favre + Eli Manning both on my team. Seems like a bit of overkill -- I didn't even want a backup QB, let alone two starters sitting on my roster. I'm thinking about trading Eli to someone but 1) should I wait a week or two into the season and make sure Favre is really back to form (and his ankle isn't really bothering him?) and 2) If I do trade Eli, what do you think I can get for him? I was thinking about trading him and some player with minor upside (like maybe Laurent Robinson or Correll Buckhalter) for a real backup QB (like Vince Young) and a mid-stud RB/WR -- doable? There are some teams with some really shitty starting QBs I think I could target (especially if I wait until week 2 when they start to recognize how shitty their QB situation is).

Mordy, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 16:23 (thirteen years ago) link

You should wait unless there is someone who you think is in desperate need of a starter and has someone you want.

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 20:27 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

have fun with favre or underdog it with eli???

bnw, Thursday, 9 September 2010 00:09 (thirteen years ago) link

My first thought was that Eli's less likely to get his face pushed in this week, but that's just me being an NO homer.

Donovan Dagnabbit (WmC), Thursday, 9 September 2010 00:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Even with Sharper out for the Saints, they're still likely to pick him off a couple times. Also, who's he got to throw to besides Harvin?

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 9 September 2010 00:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Eli has, like, 20 good receivers in his arsenal.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 9 September 2010 00:26 (thirteen years ago) link

for week one? I'd likely go with UNSTOPPABLE

Gulab jamun (Gulab Jamun) into the syrup please. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 September 2010 00:44 (thirteen years ago) link

One slot: Brandon Jacobs, Austin Collie or Ricky Williams?

Gulab jamun (Gulab Jamun) into the syrup please. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 12 September 2010 16:10 (thirteen years ago) link

not jacobs

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 12 September 2010 16:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Ricky.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 12 September 2010 16:25 (thirteen years ago) link

good call on eli, bros. I have hakeem nicks too ^_^

bnw, Sunday, 12 September 2010 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link

delighted about leaving Hicks on my bench

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 12 September 2010 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link

nicks. conflation.

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 12 September 2010 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link

holy crap
ive never had benching regret 1 min 43 seconds into a game before

Minnesota
(Min - DEF) No new player Notes
DEF @NO L, 14-9 75% 14 1 0 0 0 0 0 2
BN
Arizona
(Ari - DEF) No new player Notes
BN @StL Q1 13:17, 0-0 18% 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 10

dolphins will lolphin all over the ills (sunny successor), Sunday, 12 September 2010 20:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Gonna end up with over 155 points this week and still losing the week's game because the guy I'm playing against scored the unheard of 184! (Top two scores in the league, just my luck to be playing against the very top score.)

Mordy, Monday, 13 September 2010 02:54 (thirteen years ago) link

ADVICE TIME

in a league w/ two starting QBs, i'm trying to decide between a concussed matt moore vs tampa (i also have steve smith) or a non-concussed jason campbell vs the saints

(for the record this decision is only being made because my second qb drafted was ol rapelisberger)

J0rdan S., Saturday, 18 September 2010 02:41 (thirteen years ago) link

er, jason campbell vs THE RAMS

J0rdan S., Saturday, 18 September 2010 02:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Campbell.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 18 September 2010 03:14 (thirteen years ago) link

I expect mcfadden to destroy rams all day. campbell should get some points in the wake.

bnw, Saturday, 18 September 2010 03:29 (thirteen years ago) link

hope so. i picked him up this week

Dude you HAVE no quran! (sunny successor), Sunday, 19 September 2010 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link


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