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the helmet itself is bad-ass, I wish every NFL helmet could double as a mirrorball

I'm just mad that my brain no longer edits out terrible design elements like that football

the football serves no purpose on that helmet. it just adds an unnecessary color. move the Bucs to LA

OTOH it would be kind of hilarious if the NFL mandated that every helmet design had to incorporate a football

also, replace the superfluous third cutlass with a flagpole

there is a very real danger that without the football on the helmet the players would be mistaken for actual pirates.

I'm not mad at the third cutlass, at least it's on theme

xp: lol

fuck that replace the football with two cutlasses side by side to make a football shape
with little cutlass laces
and cutlasses on the cutlasses
CUTLASS

even with the football on there it's only a matter of time before some white guy shoots a black player assuming he is an actual pirate.

they should make a cutlass-shaped helmet

no one should have more cutlasses on their helmets than the Raiders

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the raiders raider should have a movie franchise

All teams need at least one player who wears an eyepatch.

preferably the quarterback

depth perception is a hugely overrated quality for a qb

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http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/02/21/sources-browns-nearly-traded-for-jim-harbaugh/

this is some crazy shit. gotta love the browns. this would have been so awesome. and probably actually a good move??

Efforts to contact the 49ers continue

The local sports radio is going insane about this

I love Ray Ratto so much:

http://www.csnbayarea.com/49ers/harbaugh-trade-would-have-provided-decades-talk

has a head coach ever been "traded" before? this seems totally unique, tho i guess it's a matter of framing (some head-coaches can force their way out of an unhappy situation; just never heard it called a "trade" before).

You may be forgetting a fellow named Gruden

was gruden traded? i thought he forced his way out of los angeles.

No, he was traded by Oakland for two 1's, two 2's, plus almost 10 million.

wow! i did forget that.

And then Oakland used those picks to build their unstoppable dynasty.

haha.

why would any team trade away this guy?

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Baalke apparently doesn't love working with him, and Greg Roman is sitting there waiting to be promoted.

Harbaugh, that is.

http://www.sbreport.net/the-raiders-research-project/roster-minutiae/raiders-trades

harbaugh apparently doesn't like working with 49ers management, either. there's a crazy theory floated in miami that steven ross is letting this year go by, hoping to clean house next year and lure harbaugh for the following season.

seeing how well that went for ross the last time, i'm sure it will work out splendidly.

If you've got issues with management in SF, I can't imagine Miami seems like a greener pastures.

haha. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?

for an unbroken period of 40 consecutive years, the miami dolphins have been the NFL's best run organization, and most consistently successful franchise.

more like shit pastures

If you've got issues with management in SF, I can't imagine Miami seems like a greener pastures.

― Johnny Fever, Friday, February 21, 2014

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more like shit pastures

― Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Friday, February 21, 2014

miami constitutes greener shit pastures.

Its difficult to make the Browns organization look like a well-oiled machine, but somehow Miami has done that.

cleveland sports talk is going bananas with this news. they're acting like it took place and now they're wondering if Harbaugh can win with Hoyer

haha

Its difficult to make the Browns organization look like a well-oiled machine, but somehow Miami has done that.

― Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Friday, February 21, 2014

hater. dolphins only have time for "super-fans," like me.

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CHANGE THE LOGO BACK

lmao @ eeyore slinking away

really bad 40 time for Michael Sam, probably drops him a round or two.

Clowney can't even stay healthy at the combine, I think teams are probably sick of this act from him now.

Chris Kouffman ‏@ckparrot -- This Jim Harbaugh thing with Miami in 2015 strikes me as very real, IF Steve Ross manages not to scare him off.

whooooooooooooo. we gonna win all the super bowlz.

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rich eisen vs dri archer

you forget sometimes that these guys are superhuman

whooooooooooooo. we gonna win all the super bowlz.

― Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, February 25, 2014 11:09 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Harbaugh couldnt win with SF who are fucking LOADED.

http://tracking.si.com/2014/02/25/aaron-hernandez-attacks-inmate-in-jail/?eref=sihp

no offseason in prison

Harbaugh couldnt win with SF who are fucking LOADED.

― Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Wednesday, February 26, 2014

when he's with the dolphins, it'll be different.

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