here's a pats thread for everyone to talk about patritos shit because nobody else cares

stolen a goal post and, on his way up Route 1, he hit some power lines and electrocuted himself

is he still available? sounds like he might be an upgrade from the patritos' current placekicking situation

tbf if you'd asked me 'which fanbase did this?' i'd have said

1. eagles
2. jets
3. patritos

no bills?