NFL 2015, WEEK 6: The Bills have a combined 13 unnecessary roughness, unsportsmanlike conduct or taunting penalties

LET'S GET IT

Atlanta (-3) at New Orleans
Hatcats at NY Jets (-7)
Denver (-4) at Cleveland
KC at Minnesota (-3.5)
Arizona (-3) at Pittsburgh
Miami at Tennessee (-3)
Chicago at Detroit (-2.5)
Houston (-2) at Jacksonville
Cincy (-3.5) at Buffalo
Carolina at Seattle (-6.5)
San Diego at Green Bay (-10)
Baltimore (-2.5) at San Fran
Patritos (-8) at Indianapolis
NY Giants at Philly (-4)

Big game for Carolina

they played each of the last seasons and there were about 20 pts total each game and carolina looked like they could've won either. carolina are better now and seattle are worse but i think it's going to be the exact same game again, 13-6 or something. if it was in charlotte i'd flip that.

that spread for the colts is hella conservative imo, unless they think that this game will fire up the rage-cylinders for indy as well, which i doubt. not the way it will for the patritos, who i could easily see scoring like...60+?

lord forgive me but i am kind of intrigued by wash vs jets

actually there are a lot of interesting games. maybe competitive is a better word.

Denver doesn't deserve their record, so I'd like to see Cleveland be the first team to hand them a loss.

of the 100% teams atl, den, az and cincy all have sorta awkward road games. atl will prob crush no, saints look so bad, but divisional games can be weird and that one in particular. den vs cle, prob against the broncos d is where the wheels come off the mccown fun bus, could be so bad that it derails his season and johnny jamboogie is back in in 3 weeks. but altho it would be a surprise result a browns win would not be all that shocking. same with az/pit, cards look so much better but this is definitely a loseable game. and bills could be a banana skin for any team, but not if ej plays of course. not sure which but feel one of these teams has to lose.

fuckin seriously?
http://deadspin.com/nfl-fines-cameron-heyward-for-eye-black-honoring-his-da-1736510907

i try to limit the phil simms complaints i allow myself to indulge in so rather than talk about the rare form he is on so far this game i am instead going to posit a philosophical puzzle: why phil simms?

did saints overinflate these footballs or what

That Heyward thing is just why the NFL is seriously satanic.

https://vine.co/v/eE0xQduA5hD

Sick!

Whole play was wild:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDzfvVwJ1qI

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/13910171/johnny-manziel-cleveland-browns-stayed-sober-living-former-high-school-coach

Police questioned but did not charge Manziel after the quarterback and girlfriend Colleen Crowley argued in a car as Manziel drove to his suburban home. A witness reported Manziel going an estimated 90 mph on the left shoulder, then crossing several lanes of traffic to exit the highway. Police questioned Manziel after he pulled over.

The police report indicates that Crowley was intoxicated and quotes her saying Manziel was "beating her" in the car and that he pushed her head against the glass as he drove.

Avon, Ohio, police said they did not file charges because there was no supporting evidence of abuse and because they did not witness Manziel's driving. In Ohio an officer has to see what happened to file a minor misdemeanor charge, according to police.

Police said no charges would be pursued and that there was no concern about Manziel being drunk, which is why he was allowed to drive Crowley to his Avon home.

The police report indicates that Crowley was intoxicated and quotes her saying Manziel was "beating her" in the car and that he pushed her head against the glass as he drove.

...In Ohio an officer has to see what happened to file a minor misdemeanor charge, according to police.

Ohio must be abuser heaven!

http://denver.cbslocal.com/2015/10/16/peyton-manning-makes-contribution-to-jeb-bushs-campaign/

football players are p much the scum of the earth

lol just as i read that a second ago, the fuckin peyton nationwide ad came on, what a dipshit

naturally, jets doing everything in their power to hand this one to the hatcats

jesus the Browns need a pass rush

I hate the Bills.

peyton is dying out there

end of an era folks

so...too soon

lol christ

Philbin and Coyle have to be weeping right now

oh shit MEGATRON

end of cleveland/denver game ?????

how is that incomplete

looked incomplete to me but tbh hard to tell if it actually hit the ground.

Lol detroit omfg

games are so long they shd start earlier imo

ugh detroit really trying for another 0-16 year

brooooowns jfc

lol

looks like eli out there

Barkevious Mingo!

Peyton Manning just threw the worst pass in NFL history.

this will either be a d/st score or a tie

looks like present day archie

lol Browns intercept Manning in OT, get the ball on the Bronco 39 and... lose

Had 50 fucking golden opportunities to win that game and couldn't do it. It hurts.

cj pass for 31 yard loss???

that's a td i reckon

pete carroll's balls: sizable, arguably big

― indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Sunday, February 1, 2015 7:59 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

further evidence https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CRoaQG6UkAATUdO.mp4

still not the team they were the last two years as evidenced by that colossal choke last week in cincy but that's pretty dope

terrible INT by flacco

yall steve smith caught a 30+ yard touchdown and did the pee wee herman dance

i wish he'd reconsider retiring after this season

wow panthers

mods plz delete all my statements about the seahawks being good

Bengals again looked good this week. Their offense is just looking loaded. Bills double teaming AJ Green didn't seem to matter as they spread the ball around so much. Marvin Jones and Tyler Eifert are both looking good and their third reciever Sanu is solid. Add that in with a nice inside/outside running game with Bernard and Hill and they really are not showing any weakness right now. It's a long way to go and they have to win the big games, but so far they continue to look pretty loaded in all aspects. I'd like to see them play NE or Green Bay to be able to see how they would do.

i don't get it, this and the onside kick

it's a one score game

why are you trying to look like you're psyched out

the colts have a shot in this game but make no mistake, they're psyched out

colts want to try to take initiative in the game and make things happen which is fine in principle, it is how st louis has beaten seattle the last couple years, but...i've never seen st louis do whatever that was

and now blount is catching td passes :shrug:

there should def be a special category of things jeff fisher teams can do that no one else is allowed to do

luck is playing his best game of the season, the defense is better than it's been in any recent match up between these two, and pats players are dropping like flies. those are the edges you need, you have to recognize that and shelve the bizarre trick play. pagano is awful and i can't wait for the hiding his is going to get for that.

maybe sean payton. that's it

has tom coughlin ever run a trick play like ever?

we all heard the pagano over-emotional speech right?

"this is about LIFE and learning lessons about LIFE"

http://misterirrelevant.com/index.php/2010/11/05/r*dskins-swinging-gate-oil-painting/

fill in the 'e' for the link

i figured no one would ever run this play again EVER, but then, who watches hatcats games?

i was hoping they would do it again on that punt

someone in the press has to ask chuck what was supposed to happen

omg that painting

i am dying here

if i were belichick and pats win this game, i would totally practice the swinging gate play and run it next week successfully

Lotta blatant holds here

dominque easley finally looks like the player he was supposed to be coming out of college

collinsworth has money on the colts i think

jamie collins is so insane

i was going to say earlier re: running the trick play again

when kam chancellor hurdled the line and tried to block a FG and then there was a penalty and he did it again..

jamie collins is amazing

awww poor slater <3

hope matt is ok....at least he was walking around on it

collinsworth has money on the colts i think

got the backdoor cover!

someone in the press has to ask chuck what was supposed to happen

― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, October 18, 2015 11:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

his explanation was m/l as confusing as the play

my guess is he was trying to get all the patriots to line up on the side then run the ball straight into outer space?

like hey ignore this ball over here look at all those guys over there

he did say they werent aligned properly so maybe there were suposed to be more dudes near the ball idk

with the swinging gate the qb is supposed to be in some sort of super deep shotgun otherwise he will just get tackled so maybe that was the problem

very quality play regardless

It's a long play. Tonight's "fuck up" sets up the real trick play to be seen in the playoffs.

PLAYoffs??!!!!!

suck pagano
andrew suck
haha

finally saw last night's infamous play. major lols at Collingsworth's breaking announcer character with a bewildered "what the....heck?"

my guess is he was trying to get all the patriots to line up on the side then run the ball straight into outer space?

― lag∞n, Monday, October 19, 2015 6:30 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

"They did that. You know, Colts" has to be next week's thread title

just the visual of all the colts on one side except for that hapless pair who are facing down half the patriots.

I assume the message that the two shared telepathically was something like

"I'ma stand up and give two guys a knee to the groin. when you get the snap, point to something shiny in the stands, then stamp on the feet of the two dudes nearest you. while that's happening, I'll tie the last guy's shoelaces together, and you've got daylight!"

just rewatched Staff's game winning (sorta) throw to Megatron - officials missed some blatant holding there, wow

Knocked on your door at dawn
With a spark in my heart
Dragged you from your bed
And said let me see that colts play

Let me see that colts play
From last night's game
Show it to a gambling man
Thinking of the future

Have you been drinking? No,
Nor sleeping
The all-seeing all-knowing eye is dog tired
And just wants to see that colts play

We walked out through
The dew dappled brambles
And sat upon the fence
Is there any coach as bad as chuck pagano
Is there any coach as bad as chuck pagano

^A+

one thing i know for sure, football messageboards and comments sections across the country are jammed to bursting today with humorous renderings of smog songs mocking the botched play

"just rewatched Staff's game winning (sorta) throw to Megatron - officials missed some blatant holding there, wow"

Look at #63 on the TD pass Brady threw after the Colts magic punt play.

oh, eli

:(

eli threw an I N T

chicken parm you taste so good

lol

wtf is this game

these are your division rivals! congrats

sometimes everyone is chuck pagano

omg this game

if i didn't know the score you could tell me literally any two numbers and i would believe you

yakety sax bowl 2015 draws to an exciting conclusion