the nfl 2016-7 week 11 thread is a dark place, probably the darkest it’s ever been

THURSDAY, NOV. 17
New Orleans at Carolina 8:25 pm Bank of America Stadium

SUNDAY, NOV. 20
Buffalo at Cincinnati 1:00 pm Paul Brown Stadium
Pittsburgh at Cleveland 1:00 pm FirstEnergy Stadium
Baltimore at Dallas 1:00 pm AT&T Stadium
Jacksonville at Detroit 1:00 pm Ford Field
Tennessee at Indianapolis 1:00 pm Lucas Oil Stadium
Tampa Bay at Kansas City 1:00 pm Arrowhead Stadium
Arizona at Minnesota 1:00 pm TCF Bank Stadium
Chicago at N.Y. Giants 1:00 pm MetLife Stadium
Miami at L.A. Rams 4:05 pm Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum
New England at San Francisco 4:25 pm Levi's Stadium
Philadelphia at Seattle 4:25 pm CenturyLink Field
Green Bay at Washington 8:30 pm FedEx Field

MONDAY, NOV. 21
Houston at Oakland 8:30 pm O.co Coliseum

Bye week: Atlanta, Denver, N.Y. Jets, San Diego

the goalline stand that lasted forever

lol @ cowboys, really the best way this could play out

aw boo

ilnfl first ballot hall of famer steve smith

kicker conspiracy today apparently?

sf sounds like a pats home page

home game!

weather certainly looks like a pats home game

chip kelly sideline fashion today tho

Chuck Pagano seems to be on the path to be the new Wayne Fontes (although not as lovable), where a coach seems like 'oh yeah he's fired' to maybe being able to salvage a season enough to keep his job for one more year.

niners are v bad. pats looked unconvincing again.

from twitter: Kirk Cousins since becoming Redskins full-time starter: 26 games, 637-927 (68.7%), 7257 yards, 46 TDs, 18 INTs, 100.4 QB rating.

man, if ever a stat line jarred with the eyeball test

also rip aj green, browns, packers m/l

Is GB the first team in NFL history to lose 4 straight despite scoring 24+ in all four games?

Hate to blame injuries but they are literally out of corners and linebackers so every team is looking like an offensive juggernaut vs them right now

watched more football yesterday than i have in years and was amazed at how many injuries -- serious, season-ending ones -- there were, even apart from concussions. is it worse than it used to be or am i imagining it?

xp i guess that prob is pretty rare, i searched back to 1990 and didn't find anything

I'm noticing a distinct uptick in players getting carted off the field while crying because they got conked in the head so hard

this weekend seemed like a bad one but i don't think either representative of the season or unprecedented in prior seasons. afaict anyway

I just looked at the standings for the first time this year and omg fucking lol @ the Browns

The Browns are upsetting league parity.

blake bortles is playing literal football these days

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wait what the hell lolololol

guy has gotten worse with every pro snap he has taken. painful to watch.

wouldn't expect any less out of a guy named "Blake Bortles"

brock osweiler trying to be worse than bortles, might be getting there

just completed a pass to himself on the goal line and lost 4 yards

via deadspin

Steve Smith has now successfully gotten under the skin of two rookie cornerbacks. He riled up the Jaguars’ Jalen Ramsey so thoroughly during their Week 3 matchup that Ramsey went on an anti-Smith rant after the game. This past Sunday, Smith talked so much shit to the Cowboys’ Anthony Brown that the rookie declared after the game that he had lost all respect for Smith.

How does Smith feel all about all of this? He addressed these rookies’ feelings during a conference call with reporters today (via ESPN):

“I can really give a flying fuck,” Smith said.

“I’ve had two rookies that unfortunately, they have lost all respect for me, so it’s been really keeping me up at night. It’s tragic. I’ve been losing sleep. With all the lack of sleep, I know we lost, but I was almost unable to send my cleats and gloves all the way to Canton because of the lack of the sleep thing.”

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