Season ticket holder: 8 years.
At least I sold half of them this year cuz of a trip to France.
Channel 5 News found some bags of garbage last night that had names and addresses of hookers they flew in from Atlanta for the Minnetonka Wet n' Wild Sexx Pajama Jammy Jam.
Tice announced they are now switching BACK to a 4-3 from a 3-4 after already switching from a 4-3 to a 3-4 earlier in the year...YEP, I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY OUR DEFENSE LOOKS SO FUCKING CONFUSED ALL THE TIME, UNCLE FESTER.
Guh. ILNFL, Make me FEEL BETTER.
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Saturday, 5 November 2005 02:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 5 November 2005 04:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 5 November 2005 04:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 5 November 2005 04:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 5 November 2005 05:35 (eighteen years ago) link
So...spank the hapless Lions and prove that we can be the absolute shittiest teams in the league - BUT ONLY AT HOME, don't get crazy.....
Next week, Giant in Joizy will be our motherfuckin' waterloo....the spread should be Giants by 35 or something close to that.
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 22:35 (eighteen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 02:20 (eighteen years ago) link
...Channel 5 news found some garbage bags dumped at a construction site that had names and numbers of Atlanta strippers/alleged hookers...plus the remnants of some weed...turned it over to the cops...
conflicting reports on boatgate 05, but I kinda know this dude that works at the local sports talk station as a sub host, and he said word was that it was st8 up caligula....duante getting a BJ whilst the whole team cheered him on...mass group masturbation....dildos...the whole 9.
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 10 November 2005 02:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― earlnash, Thursday, 10 November 2005 03:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 10 November 2005 23:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Sunday, 13 November 2005 18:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Sunday, 13 November 2005 20:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Sunday, 13 November 2005 20:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Sunday, 13 November 2005 21:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Sunday, 13 November 2005 21:12 (eighteen years ago) link
jesus, man I KNEW not being able to convert on those first quarter turnovers was going to fucking haunt us....ug....
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Sunday, 13 November 2005 21:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Sunday, 13 November 2005 21:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Sunday, 13 November 2005 21:24 (eighteen years ago) link
― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Sunday, 13 November 2005 21:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Sunday, 13 November 2005 21:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (You Baffle Me) Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 13 November 2005 21:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Sunday, 13 November 2005 21:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Sunday, 13 November 2005 21:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 13 November 2005 23:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― Stormy Davis (diamond), Monday, 14 November 2005 03:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― earlnash, Monday, 14 November 2005 03:28 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 14 November 2005 17:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 14 November 2005 18:10 (eighteen years ago) link
Manning didn't have a good game and deserves some blame. The Giant recievers let him down quite a few times with drops and two of the picks came on tips from the reciever swinging and missing on the pass.
Eli also didn't allow a punt and kickoff to be returned for touchdowns.
The Giants played a total shit game and the Minnesota D had a great game.
― earlnash, Monday, 14 November 2005 18:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― Stormy Davis (diamond), Monday, 14 November 2005 18:41 (eighteen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 14 November 2005 22:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― earlnash, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 16:34 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (Poor Fellated Daunte) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 18:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― Current Mood: Embarrassing Christian Laettner (Matt Chesnut), Monday, 5 December 2005 18:34 (eighteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 5 December 2005 19:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 5 December 2005 19:40 (eighteen years ago) link
That fucking hit on Kluwe pissed me off, what a cheap shot.
You can spend yr whole life studying them and never understand the Vikings. They are a riddle.
Tho, there's no way I'm getting so gassed up as to think that this team is FOR REAL....shit, we almost let the Lions sneak back into winning that game until that last INT....we'll get rolled in the playoffs, if we even make it.
Still, it's nice to see them playing good defense for the first time since the late 80s.
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 5 December 2005 20:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 5 December 2005 20:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― earlnash, Monday, 5 December 2005 21:14 (eighteen years ago) link
I have to figure Brad Johnson is probably working on a one year contract, if this is the case, he is going to get a big raise in the off season either from the Vikings or some other club.
― Earl Nash (earlnash), Monday, 12 December 2005 03:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 12 December 2005 15:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 12 December 2005 15:56 (eighteen years ago) link
Ha - maybe they can get a #1 from a crap team & draft Leinart??!?! Where's ML slated to go in the draft this year? (I'm hoping this inquiry will smoke out ILNFL's Mel Kiper Jr.)
― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 12 December 2005 17:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Monday, 12 December 2005 17:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Monday, 12 December 2005 17:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 12 December 2005 17:52 (eighteen years ago) link
Our offense is pretty weak.
this comeback has been entirely about the improved play of the defense.
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 22:42 (eighteen years ago) link
None of this will stop me from saying "poor fellated Daunte" every chance I can get.
― Dan (Shame) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 16:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 19:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 19:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (Grrr Stupid Field Goal) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 20:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Thursday, 15 December 2005 19:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (Hope The Bozack Bath Was Worth It) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 December 2005 00:17 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.pro-football-reference.com/years/1998.htm
They also allowed the 3rd fewest points in the NFC.
― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 16 December 2005 00:34 (eighteen years ago) link
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 19 December 2005 21:36 (eighteen years ago) link
could this year actually be worse???
― M@tt He1ges0n, Monday, 24 September 2007 23:51 (sixteen years ago) link
Every year without a sex boat is a wasted year.
― rogermexico., Tuesday, 25 September 2007 01:39 (sixteen years ago) link
Bump
― lucille baller (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 23 September 2013 14:13 (ten years ago) link
lol this thread hadn't been bumped in six years before today? I still remember the title like it was last week.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 23 September 2013 14:16 (ten years ago) link
hope this next game doesn't cause strife in the djp household
― mookieproof, Monday, 23 September 2013 14:24 (ten years ago) link
I went to the Dome for the game.
What a shitshow. Ponder is terrible.
― lucille baller (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 23 September 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link
http://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/sweet-pea-and-friends.jpg
NFL partying is now on land via a bus in which a stripper named "Sweet Pea" busts a bottle over your kick returners head.
― earlnash, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 00:05 (ten years ago) link
Mckinnie was a major player in both. On the boat sex party he was the one went down on the stripper in the middle of the party
― lucille baller (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 17:20 (ten years ago) link
why god why take Teddy from us???????????
― Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 30 August 2016 21:20 (seven years ago) link
Mike Zimmer on Teddy Bridgewater playing this season: "It doesn't look good right now." He said he has confidence in Shaun Hill.
― nomar, Tuesday, 30 August 2016 21:26 (seven years ago) link