POLL: Skip Bayless Is The Worst Human Being In The History Of The World

he's also apparently jealous of his younger brother the chef. when skip used to work in chicago his office was two blocks from his brother's restaurant. in 8 years he stopped in exactly twice.

i need to start keeping a log of stupid stuff he says.

Another thing, the beginning of the article is inappropriate and wrong. Skip Bayless obviously wasn't born Terrel Owens Bayless and his nickname "Skip 'I'm a total douche bag" Bayless" needs to go.

I think we can all agree that Bayless sucks and should get cancer.

You should make a second poll to determine what type of cancer he gets. I vote: rectum!

I can't ever hope a guy gets cancer, but if I did Bayless would be high on the list. Does he have nayghty pics of the head of ESPN or something?

I hope he gets operable cancer and has to have his lips removed.

he's on some milo z/gabbneb level of being constantly offTM

no, i will vote for tongue cancer with anal polyp chasers.

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this isn't even close

i voted for i hope he gets cancer

altho i wish there was an option for "i wish he gets convicted of sexual assault" bcuz that would be a whole hell of a lot funnier

i hope an r. kelly-esque tape of him trying to rape a kid comes out, and by kid i mean "small goat"

i hope he gets chancre

I just voted YES because I always change the channel before he opens his hole. But yeah, total douche. I know Bayless is not such a common name, but it didn't occur to me that he was Rick's brother.

i know i was shocked when i found out too. they couldn't be more different! apparently rick grew up in woody's shadow which was also shocking to me. the woodman was some stud athelete as a youngster and rick was just never as good so he went a totally different direction.

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Ive never heard or read of one person who actually likes this guy.

Well there is big business in media in just being an unlikable axxhxxe. Some people can really pull it off and get rich, but it is always great when one of them gets caught by the the stink of their own BS.

v glad the only awareness i have that this guy has any career in the media at all is youtubes of him getting clowned by terrell suggs, repeatedly

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“To say I’m disappointed in the hiring of Skip Bayless would be an enormous understatement,” Aikman said. “Clearly, [Fox Sports president of national networks] Jamie Horowitz and I have a difference of opinion when it comes to building a successful organization. I believe success is achieved by acquiring and developing talented, respected and credible individuals, none of which applies to Skip Bayless.”

aikman touchdown unbelievable

i feel like I maybe love troy aikman for that?
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If you ever wondered what the last item on Charles Barkley’s bucket list is, wonder no more.

The answer is simple: murder. Specifically, murdering former ESPN and current Fox Sports shouter Skip Bayless.

Barkley shared his morbid fantasy during a wide-ranging interview Thursday on “The Dan Patrick Show.”

Near the end of the interview, in the midst of a rambling declaration about his love of the radio show, Barkley stopped himself mid-sentence to say, “You know what we should do for ratings? If I get a disease and I’m gonna die, how about you get Skip Bayless in here and I’ll kill him live on national television?”

“I like it, like pay-per-view,” Patrick said, playing the role of straight man to perfection.

“No, no, no,” Barkley butted back in, “just get him in here. Only when I know I’m going to die. … Cause I just want to get Skip Bayless in a room one time and beat him like a dog.”

Without missing a beat, Patrick chimed in, “OK, so you’d kill him.”

“Yes. Only if I knew I was gonna die,” Sir Charles finished up. “Not if I’m gonna live, cause I don’t wanna go to prison. Cause like [Rick] Mahorn say, ‘They would love you in prison.’”

Bayless was on the air Friday morning, but hadn’t responded to Barkley at the time of publication.

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Starting to wonder if the Warriors are better without Kevin Durant.

paging Charles Barkley

http://www.theonion.com/article/parents-assure-scared-child-theres-no-such-thing-s-55652