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Golden Tate already walking back the statement he made a couple days ago about being willing to take less money to stay a Seahawk. I imagine that comes after a conversation with his agent.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 7 February 2014 21:29 (ten years ago) link

Rob Chudzinski joins the Colts staff, reunited with the great Trent Richardson

polyphonic, Saturday, 8 February 2014 18:58 (ten years ago) link

On a conference call on Thursday, ESPN's Mel Kiper disclosed Texas A&M's Johnny Manziel is the "consensus" No. 1 QB in NFL circles.
"For Cleveland, to see Manziel there would be a surprise to me," Kiper said. "When you talk to people in the league, he's the consensus No. 1 QB."

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 9 February 2014 00:08 (ten years ago) link

set aside all other offseason happenings. you all must, must investigate the dolphins annual clusterfuck of an offseason. it is more entertaining, certainly, than the dolphins team, and really more interesting than any nfl game.

i actually hope, at this point, that the dolphins franchise stops competing in the nfl, but continues as a perpetual reality show. call it "disFINctional."

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 9 February 2014 00:30 (ten years ago) link

Man I would love for somehow the Colts to get Javedon Clowney. You put him on the line with Robert Mathis and that would be a freaky pass rush. If they don't do that, I'd like to see them maybe look into Julius Peppers from Chicago, giving them some cap space.

earlnash, Sunday, 9 February 2014 19:38 (ten years ago) link

Cleveland's defense could turn elite if they got Clowney and can keep everyone from this year. Browns need to look into getting Kyle Orton from the Cowboys and run a ball control game. Get someone that can play the game and develop a young QB.

earlnash, Sunday, 9 February 2014 19:41 (ten years ago) link

I still don't quite buy Manziel unless you got a lot of tools - Houston does have a couple in skills players, but their o-line took a big step back last year. Johnny Football had 2 years of starting, I'd think ideally you might want him to have a bit more experience before having to run pro offense. The guy is not a physical specimen like Cam Newton, who has to be one of the best athletes to play QB of the past 10-15 years.

I think Clowney could be really good. He should have been allowed to jump a season ago to the pros, he was ready.

I think that WR from Clemson Sammy Watkins is going to be really good. He's big and very athletic, definitely a guy in the model like Megatron, Marshall, etc. I got to think some clubs will be looking to get him. I'd buy it if the guy is an impact receiver.

I think the Colts need to get a beast TE that can catch and block. For that run game to work, they got to get to where they can run 2 TE. I'd love to see Indy put Fleener into the backfield, using him not as a blaster o-line fullback but more in the H-Back throw pass block and release on screens or try to get matchup problems (like a DE covering him in pass plays).

Cincy needs to get someone to push Dalton. I think they should maybe look into Kyle Orton or Matt Flynn. I'd look at those two again, if looking vet qb. I'm also weirdly intriqued about Ryan Mallet, in that way that all game inexperienced but seemingly physically talented players could perhaps do.

earlnash, Sunday, 9 February 2014 21:17 (ten years ago) link

Colts need to go back and really look at Joe Gibbs Washington Hatcats offensive setup in the 80s. I think the way that club used an H-back and running game would work with Andrew Luck. Everyone talks about Bill Walsh's offense, but a whole lot of what Washington was doing I think was also somewhat influential. Washington's and Cincy's offenses both with Kenny Anderson and Boomer Esiason's offenses like to use the running back in the passing game. They were sophisticated offenses and really SF's offense was being done by Walsh in Cincy, so there are ties. Washington's influence went with coordinators to Denver and that zone blocking running game comes a bit from there.

earlnash, Sunday, 9 February 2014 21:22 (ten years ago) link

I think the Bengals absolutely need to be on a QB hunt, but I think they'll fall into the trap of hoping Dalton pulls a Flacco.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 9 February 2014 21:39 (ten years ago) link

Flacco is solid. I think part of the problem this year was losing Boldin. They need someone that will go get the ball. Need to find them a very athletic tight end that can be there in the passing game.

earlnash, Sunday, 9 February 2014 21:41 (ten years ago) link

I think the Colts need to get a beast TE that can catch and block.

Dwayne Allen?

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Sunday, 9 February 2014 21:41 (ten years ago) link

Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 52s
Missouri DE Michael Sam, a projected mid-round pick, said today he's gay. Story now on ESPN2.

call all destroyer, Monday, 10 February 2014 01:04 (ten years ago) link

sort of wonder if that is prompted by the combine / interview process where by all accounts teams can be very insistent with personal questions t

courageous anyway

"Once I became official to my teammates, I knew who I was," Mr. Sam said. "I knew that I was gay. And I knew that I was Michael Sam, who's a Mizzou football player who happens to be gay. I was so proud of myself and I just didn't care who knew. If someone on the street would have asked me, 'Hey, Mike, I heard you were gay; is that true?' I would have said yes."

No one asked.

"I guess they don't want to ask a 6-3, 260-pound defensive lineman if he was gay or not," Mr. Sam said. And he laughed.

hoping it doesn't hurt him. what jason collins did was essential and courageous but he was old enough and near enough to the end of his career that the risk wasn't quite as huge (and that his not making any rosters this year can be read ambiguously). this is just crazy brave.

balls, Monday, 10 February 2014 02:34 (ten years ago) link

I can't imagine many SEC DPoYs go undrafted.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 10 February 2014 02:38 (ten years ago) link

good luck to this dude, he sounds like a confident and awesome guy.

call all destroyer, Monday, 10 February 2014 03:26 (ten years ago) link

hopefully having this information out there means he only gets drafted by a team that knows they can offer a positive environment, e.g. not miami

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 February 2014 03:27 (ten years ago) link

also serious props to the mizzou team for knowing this for a full season and letting him come out publicly on his terms

call all destroyer, Monday, 10 February 2014 03:28 (ten years ago) link

Falcons could use this dude. Loved him in college. Thumbs up to him.

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Monday, 10 February 2014 03:29 (ten years ago) link

Falcons could definitely use him, but is it wrong that I'd like to see him in New Orleans so Vilma has to shut up?

Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 February 2014 03:38 (ten years ago) link

What did vilma say?

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Monday, 10 February 2014 03:38 (ten years ago) link

This article is vomit inducing. Note that none of these people spoke on the record.

http://m.si.com/3861060/8-nfl-officials-reactions-to-sam-announcement/

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Monday, 10 February 2014 03:39 (ten years ago) link

Vilma has said a couple things in the past, but just this week he said he'd be scared a gay player would look at him in the shower.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/05/jonathan-vilma-gay-teammate-shower_n_4732415.html

Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 February 2014 03:40 (ten years ago) link

i hope the Raiders get him

polyphonic, Monday, 10 February 2014 03:41 (ten years ago) link

sounds like he's a tweener pass rusher, Seahawks would be a good fit

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 10 February 2014 03:42 (ten years ago) link

Yeah vilma can fuck off. He's played with gay guys and showered with them. He just doesn't know it. So stupid.

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Monday, 10 February 2014 03:51 (ten years ago) link

sounds like he's a tweener pass rusher, Seahawks would be a good fit

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, February 9, 2014 10:42 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Seahawks really don't need any more D though. They are so fucking loaded.

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Monday, 10 February 2014 03:52 (ten years ago) link

yeah. been a long time since i thought a super-bowl winner was poised to repeat. but this seattle team . . .

Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, 10 February 2014 03:53 (ten years ago) link

from what I've read Seattle is probably gonna lose some guys on D, but the cap is a nebulous thing

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 10 February 2014 03:53 (ten years ago) link

I'd be surprised if Vilma is on an NFL roster next season.

Fetchboy, Monday, 10 February 2014 04:05 (ten years ago) link

He seems like a douche

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Monday, 10 February 2014 04:59 (ten years ago) link

If NO cuts him, Gregg Williams will bring him to St. Louis. They're despicable bros.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 February 2014 05:06 (ten years ago) link

lol browns

mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 15:56 (ten years ago) link

so browns

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 16:13 (ten years ago) link

miami has been hogging those dysfunction column inches for way too long. move over kid.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 16:14 (ten years ago) link

wow

balls, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 18:26 (ten years ago) link

zings

mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 20:57 (ten years ago) link

Richie Incognito ‏@68INCOGNITO 19m
I have no further comment at this time. Please contact my attorney Mark Schamel @WCSRtweet 202-857-4481
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Richie Incognito ‏@68INCOGNITO 51m
FACT: Jonathan Martin told me he thought about taking his own life in MAY 2013 b/c he wasn't playing well. Told me he felt worthless.
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Richie Incognito ‏@68INCOGNITO 58m
I apologize to all of the women out there that I offended with my text messages to my close personal friend.
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Richie Incognito ‏@68INCOGNITO 1h
I'm guilty of being a loyal friend and good teammate. I apologize for my poor language and rude remarks. I've never denied it.
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Richie Incognito ‏@68INCOGNITO 1h
Kenny Zuckerman from Priority Sports.... What do you have to say for your actions? Why did you release the VM. What was your goal ?
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Jon Martin---you started all of this when Kenny Zuckerman released the VM to ESPN. The same VM we joked about with @brianhartline
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Bombs over Baghdad by Outkast
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#FREEINCOGNITO
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Dear Jon Martin..... The truth is going to bury you and your entire "camp". You could have told the truth the entire time.
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I'm ready to move on with my life and career. I've been dragged through the mud for months by my "best friend". #betrayed #railroaded
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What's up TWITTTER!!!!!!! Happy Hump Day!!!!!

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 21:09 (ten years ago) link

miami has been hogging those dysfunction column inches for way too long. move over kid.

― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, February 11, 2014

wrong. the actual nfl season may be where your stupid patriots shine. but the offseason; that belongs to dolphins.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 21:13 (ten years ago) link

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/02/13/reports-michael-lombardi-to-join-patriots-front-office/

lol @ how this dude fails upward

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 13 February 2014 08:16 (ten years ago) link

Greg Cosell isn't a Johnny Football believer.

http://www.csnhouston.com/football-houston-texans/talk/cosell-manziel-almost-undraftable?p=ya5nbcs&ocid=yahoo

earlnash, Friday, 14 February 2014 02:57 (ten years ago) link

I'm not either.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 14 February 2014 05:03 (ten years ago) link

welp

sent as gassed to onto rt dominance (DJP), Friday, 14 February 2014 15:58 (ten years ago) link

dolphins are a nat'l embarrassment.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 14 February 2014 16:20 (ten years ago) link

pretty cool that Incognito took it upon himself to toughen up that assistant trainer by calling him a fucking chink, pretty selfless guy imo.

The Wisdom of Gafflers (JoeStork), Friday, 14 February 2014 21:27 (ten years ago) link

he's a peach.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 14 February 2014 22:46 (ten years ago) link

i think it's being positioned where only a select group of perpetrators will be punished, and the team will escape a saints-type punishment because of how they (as an organization, at least) cooperated with the paul, weiss firm. but make no mistake: the parts of the report i've seen are damning against the entire organization, not just a few "bad apples."

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 14 February 2014 22:48 (ten years ago) link

Has Incognito's twitter account finally been suspended?

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Saturday, 15 February 2014 02:36 (ten years ago) link

Jennings deal doesn't seem all *that* awful, considering how badly the Vikes needed him

Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Friday, 25 July 2014 20:55 (nine years ago) link

yeah he actually played well....he just didn't have that many opportunities

sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 25 July 2014 20:59 (nine years ago) link

the flacco situation is the perfect example of the qb bind. having a decent qb who is paid a ton so the rest of your team suffers and having a crappy qb are two very difficult situations to make work, and it is hard to say which is preferable. there is so much incentive now to get a rookie qb who works right out of the box so you can be the next seattle.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 25 July 2014 21:00 (nine years ago) link

I think the Falcons did the right thing by signing Matt Ryan to a big long term deal. If he had had a good o line the past few years we are talking Marino-Brees numbers.

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Friday, 25 July 2014 22:58 (nine years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/111212_r21639_g2048-320.jpg

new yorker's chuckie profile is free at the moment if you missed it before: http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2011/12/12/monday-night-lights?currentPage=all

mookieproof, Friday, 25 July 2014 23:47 (nine years ago) link

a decent qb who is paid a ton so the rest of your team suffers and having a crappy qb are two very difficult situations to make work, and it is hard to say which is preferable.

Haha I know which is preferable

sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 26 July 2014 00:26 (nine years ago) link

I guess if you date John Harbaugh's daughter you can knock her out cold and it won't be a big deal and you can still be a good guy.

This whole league is filled with a bunch of fuxks.

earlnash, Saturday, 26 July 2014 21:33 (nine years ago) link

Read this and weep for humanity

http://boston.cbslocal.com/2014/07/25/ravens-fans-by-the-dozens-defend-ray-rice-on-twitter/

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Saturday, 26 July 2014 22:13 (nine years ago) link

god bless america

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 26 July 2014 23:37 (nine years ago) link

there are no distractions, there are only narratives driven by the sports media's need for content

thus recent groundbreaking stories from espn about some dude who thinks he's the best CB in the league or geno smith saying he'll soon be amongst the top five QBs, whatever that means. way to set yr sights high, geno

this whole but is ______ an *elite* quarterback thing (and here's jaws saying yes and schlereth saying no) is one of the more stupid developments of recent years

mookieproof, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 00:50 (nine years ago) link

... war hero

bnw, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:53 (nine years ago) link

Question: How do you feel? Were you 100 percent out there today?

Foster: I’m just out here trying to be the best teammate I can be and I’m gonna work hard at doing that.

Q: Physically, you’re good to go?

F: I’m just trying to be the best teammate I can be, man.

Q: Arian, can you tell us exactly what kept you out, what was going on?

F: Yeah, man. I’m just trying to be the best teammate I can be, you know. I’m gonna work hard at doing that.

Q: What was physically wrong with you?

F: Yeah, I’m just out here, working hard every single day, trying to be the best teammate I can be.

Q: What did it mean to be able to get back out here and start working, Arian? And get back with your teammates?

F: You know, being with your teammates and being the best teammate you can be is what you strive to do. So that’s what I’m out here for.

Q: Your teammates talk about how they want to see you out here. They know what you mean to this ballclub. What does all that stuff mean to you, Arian?

F: Yeah, man. I’m just (trying) to be the best teammate you can be, man. Just work hard at doing that every single day. That’s what we’re out here trying to do.

Q: Is your body starting to break down?

F: Yeah, man. I’m just out here trying to be the best teammate I can be. And I’m gonna work hard at doing that.

Q: How’s that coming, Arian, your progress with being a better teammate?

F: Yeah, you know, I’m just, every single day, just trying to be a better teammate, man.

Q: What do you think about these fans going crazy for you guys?

F: Yeah, man. I’m just out here trying to be the best teammate I can be. And I’m going to continue doing that.

Q: Is there any difference in the way you felt physically, feel stronger?

F: Yeah, man. I’m just out here trying to be the best teammate I can be. And I’m just going to continue to do that.

Q: What was the offseason like, working at your brother’s facility, different than other previous seasons?

F: Yeah, just every single day, man, just working hard, trying to be the best teammate I can be.

Reporter: You got that down.

Foster: Thank you.

Reporter: You’re welcome.

Foster: Y’all take care.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 18:34 (nine years ago) link

Foster is a good back and all but sometimes I worry he's not trying to be the best teammate he can be

Brad C., Wednesday, 30 July 2014 18:59 (nine years ago) link

both teams played hard

lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Thursday, 31 July 2014 07:12 (nine years ago) link

My favourite one of these so far http://grantland.com/the-triangle/hotsportstakes-marshawn-lynch-and-the-prescription-for-me-first-disease/

although I'm not entirely convinced they don't just commission Bill Plashke to straight up do them.

pandemic, Thursday, 31 July 2014 14:01 (nine years ago) link

"Some guys treat it like an honor to put on the pads and cleats and lock arms with their brothers every Sunday. Other guys treat it like a job, and when it’s time to get paid, honoring a contract goes out the window.

Which guys would you want to go to war with?"

Fucking hilarious line

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Thursday, 31 July 2014 17:58 (nine years ago) link

Beast Mode could turn to Bust Mode if he doesn’t get into Team Mode.

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Thursday, 31 July 2014 18:04 (nine years ago) link

Seattle has all kinds of great seafood options, but selfish has never been on the menu for the Seahawks.

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Thursday, 31 July 2014 18:05 (nine years ago) link

This was a smoking hot take. Firey hot. As are some of the comments where the posters dont know its satire.

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Thursday, 31 July 2014 18:10 (nine years ago) link

lol bill

call all destroyer, Thursday, 31 July 2014 18:16 (nine years ago) link

god the stuff w/ the 12s

balls, Thursday, 31 July 2014 18:22 (nine years ago) link

v v good

Strictly EZ Snappin' Nhex (Spottie), Thursday, 31 July 2014 18:26 (nine years ago) link

ray rice's press conference actually wasn't bad

k3vin k., Friday, 1 August 2014 03:13 (nine years ago) link

hahaha this line from the grantland thing is the best

Richard Sherman, too. Earl Thomas. Kam Chancellor. Percy Harvin. The boys who made this work just want to work.

sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 1 August 2014 14:03 (nine years ago) link

Earl Thomas also just got fucking paid in the offseason. As did Sherman Classic stuff.

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Friday, 1 August 2014 14:23 (nine years ago) link

I guess Dan Marino and Shannon Sharp got the cut on CBS' pregame setup. I guess Tony Gonzales is one of the replacements.

Dan Marino will probably just go home and count his money, but it might be interesting if he did some game work even some college games. If he wanted to stay in the announcing game, that's what he should do.

earlnash, Sunday, 3 August 2014 23:49 (nine years ago) link

I've heard Boomer Esiason on the radio more than a few times, I'm kind of surprised he hasn't done more TV play by play.

I think they need to mix it up a bit.

earlnash, Sunday, 3 August 2014 23:50 (nine years ago) link

Esiason suuuuuuucks

polyphonic, Sunday, 3 August 2014 23:59 (nine years ago) link

otm

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 August 2014 00:00 (nine years ago) link

plus he shouts like he has a middle ear infection

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 August 2014 00:01 (nine years ago) link

Boomer Esiason is one of the only NFL talking heads I like even less than Cris Collinsworth.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 4 August 2014 02:51 (nine years ago) link

Six years, $115-mil for Andy Dalton????

Mr. Snrub, Monday, 4 August 2014 16:25 (nine years ago) link

kinda looks like the Kaepernick contract wherein the Bengals can easily dump him without too much of an issue

Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Monday, 4 August 2014 16:45 (nine years ago) link

Deadspin certainly thinks so.

Mr. Snrub, Monday, 4 August 2014 17:18 (nine years ago) link

yeah judging on the numbers is ridiculous but judging it on the basis of 'bengals commit to dalton' seems fair. this isn't even a 'competent qb w/ some potential' situation like flacco. maybe it's something like the jets did w/ sanchez where it's a vote of confidence contract but it means virtually nothing.

balls, Monday, 4 August 2014 17:23 (nine years ago) link

had a flashback to mcnabbs lol http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG extension

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 4 August 2014 17:49 (nine years ago) link

o hai cat

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 4 August 2014 17:49 (nine years ago) link

Boomer Esiason is one of the only NFL talking heads I like even less than Cris Collinsworth.

― Johnny Fever, Sunday, August 3, 2014 10:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

collinsworth is so bad. heard him for like 30 seconds last night and he was praising the giants bravery and dedication for overhauling their aging broken down oline. ok dude

johnny crunch, Monday, 4 August 2014 18:02 (nine years ago) link

I was doing quite a bit of driving and caught quite a few Monday night football broadcasts on the radio and I thought Esiason was more laid back on the radio working games. I liked him better. I think it's kind of hard not to come off like a douche on those Football opening shows. Most of that stuff is just blather and not a whole lot about x-o's.

I wish I could care but pre-season football is just brutally boring. It all goes on way, way too long.

earlnash, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 04:22 (nine years ago) link

he actually is pretty good on radio color, i'll give you that

polyphonic, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 04:23 (nine years ago) link

i'm unjustifiably excited for preseason football this friday

Mordy, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 04:26 (nine years ago) link

i know the phillies are bad, but jeez

mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 04:30 (nine years ago) link

nfl network + garguantivo = i am setting a season pass to tape every preseason game. Figure i'll watch the first quarter of each and discard and be better (worse?) prepared for the fantasy draft


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