You get a strippergram.
― Twisted Hipster (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 November 2009 11:44 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.dialaphone.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/robopole.jpg
― Twisted Hipster (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 November 2009 11:45 (fourteen years ago) link
I hope she doesn't have R&B as her strip music.
― nearly 50 in vagina years (onimo), Friday, 27 November 2009 11:45 (fourteen years ago) link
Akshully if everybody who got 51d was notified by strippergram I think this wd resolve a lot of these issues.
― Twisted Hipster (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 November 2009 11:46 (fourteen years ago) link
did we ever decide what to do with that extra cash we collected? just sayin, y'know.
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Friday, 27 November 2009 11:49 (fourteen years ago) link
ilx sponsored strippergram flying first class, good thoughts
"On the down side, I got SBd for a month, but on the up side I got a strippergram and a 'Sorry We Hate You' cake."
― Twisted Hipster (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 November 2009 11:51 (fourteen years ago) link
i wonder how many sb's we've collected for derailing this important public service thread.
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Friday, 27 November 2009 11:54 (fourteen years ago) link
NONE
― electrical audio's sm57 (electricsound), Friday, 27 November 2009 11:59 (fourteen years ago) link
thank you, mr moderator. your activities are very much appreciated.
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Friday, 27 November 2009 12:00 (fourteen years ago) link
was expecting far more dramas on this thread while i was at the pub etc etc
― electrical audio's sm57 (electricsound), Friday, 27 November 2009 12:03 (fourteen years ago) link
OMG DRINKING ON THE JOB YOU MODS ARE RANCID LET'S TEAR THIS MOTHERFUCKER DOWN ETC
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Friday, 27 November 2009 12:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Nah but we took the liberty of contacting a strippergram agency hope that's ok
― Twisted Hipster (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 November 2009 12:04 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/tarus.jpg
This guy looks like he has the tact and gravitas needed for the job
― Twisted Hipster (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 November 2009 12:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Or for those posters that just can't take the hint there's
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/sexecute.jpg
― Twisted Hipster (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 November 2009 12:09 (fourteen years ago) link
can't we have one meta thread without nude swordsmen?
― nearly 50 in vagina years (onimo), Friday, 27 November 2009 12:18 (fourteen years ago) link
Hey, don't make me sexecute your ass
― Twisted Hipster (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 November 2009 12:19 (fourteen years ago) link
NSFW
http://www.coloringbookland.com/images/jesusnude.JPG
― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Friday, 27 November 2009 12:31 (fourteen years ago) link
its p obv that just being a dick doesnt get you sb'd & that u only get got for having opinions that a bunch of ppl dont like or being a weird dude or w/e
― ¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨ (Lamp), Thursday, November 26, 2009 12:22 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark
is that lil faggot stealing british money?― ¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨ (Lamp), Friday, November 27, 2009 9:19 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
^^^
let me be blindingly clear: whatever someone's justification for using terms like "faggot," I feel strongly that people who do so should be banned from this site, and I don't think any justification for lol use of abusive language holds any water. oh no word police!!! what about free speech!!! w/e don't complain about sb if you're the kind of person who makes posts like that
― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Saturday, 28 November 2009 14:37 (fourteen years ago) link
he is a lil faggot fyi
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 28 November 2009 14:41 (fourteen years ago) link
i imagine lamp is reclaiming the word
― max, Saturday, 28 November 2009 14:43 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah I wondered tbh but that shit is kinda bullshit anyway imo. hangin out w/dudes who're reclaiming abusive language is v. diff irl than online where seeing that kinda shit is just fucking bogus
― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Saturday, 28 November 2009 14:44 (fourteen years ago) link
language is difficult to feel
― max, Saturday, 28 November 2009 14:45 (fourteen years ago) link
i dont know what that means
it's a drop from an awesome house jam I danced to for three hours in '94 IIRC
― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Saturday, 28 November 2009 14:46 (fourteen years ago) link
*pianos*
― max, Saturday, 28 November 2009 14:46 (fourteen years ago) link
anyway the issue isn't language so much as its use in anonymous live online environments I think
― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Saturday, 28 November 2009 14:47 (fourteen years ago) link
I mean really Tuomas wouldn't get banned at a party, you'd just keep giving him booze until he passed out, then draw on his face in sharpie - my lobby for "suggest draw on face w/sharpie" button was rudely ignored
― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Saturday, 28 November 2009 14:48 (fourteen years ago) link
lool
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 28 November 2009 14:50 (fourteen years ago) link
"Suggest Teabagging by Sexecute"
― Twisted Hipster (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 November 2009 14:52 (fourteen years ago) link
didnt really read the thread but ima just get this off my chest
so when i keep showing up and saying "the majority of suggest bans come from when people attack other posters out of the blue" over and over again, you dudes just think im lying to you or what― NAKES HAVE THE STAPLES IN THEM (jjjusten), Thursday, November 26, 2009 1:01 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― NAKES HAVE THE STAPLES IN THEM (jjjusten), Thursday, November 26, 2009 1:01 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
nah it's just that people are pussies out of the blue
on the missing jordan thread pash cited examples of what a FUCKEN RUTHLESS ZINGING MONSTER he is and then linked to some completely harmless bullshit that only a giant weeping vagina would sb someone for - i dont believe i've ever really railed against sb before even after multiple bannings, because my general feeling on it is/was 'what comes around goes around' - it's not like i had no clue what the net result of my posting habits would be - but the moment jordan s was banned, it became crystal clear that the system is i) retarded ii) bullshit iii) absolutely being misused by shartnosed ninnies with victim complexes
also re: thread title, here is option #6 - suck my diiiiiiiiiiiiiick
― farting irl (cankles), Saturday, 28 November 2009 15:17 (fourteen years ago) link
7) Use the god-damn Killfile!
― I Am Curious (The Yellow Kid), Saturday, 28 November 2009 15:23 (fourteen years ago) link
daaaaamn imo
xp
― we be emi robin' (k3vin k.), Saturday, 28 November 2009 15:24 (fourteen years ago) link
ED3 OTM throughout this thread as usual.
― I Am Curious (The Yellow Kid), Saturday, 28 November 2009 15:24 (fourteen years ago) link
maybe there should be a built in killfile - a hide this poster button
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 28 November 2009 15:26 (fourteen years ago) link
instead of a sb button
Predict 5000-post "Why Am I Kill-filed?" threads
― Twisted Hipster (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 November 2009 15:28 (fourteen years ago) link
full of dudes talking to themselves
i dont even know what the killfile is tbqh
― farting irl (cankles), Saturday, 28 November 2009 15:29 (fourteen years ago) link
I think you need to be running Firefox with Greasemonkey to make the killfile work. I don't even know if it still works at all, to be honest. But it's a much better system than the SB one.
― I Am Curious (The Yellow Kid), Saturday, 28 November 2009 15:33 (fourteen years ago) link
would require the killfiler to sacrifice something - namely understanding wtfs going on - sb is too easy
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 28 November 2009 15:35 (fourteen years ago) link
all i know about the killfile is that j blount popped up one day ranting like a crazy dude about how great the killfile was and how much more readable it made ilx and then he disappeared again
― farting irl (cankles), Saturday, 28 November 2009 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link
http://csos.movieset.com/download/movieset/o/b/2008-11/back-to-the-future.jpg
― Twisted Hipster (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 November 2009 15:56 (fourteen years ago) link
btw i want 2 make it clear that i do not support the abolishment of sb - i find it hilarious and have sb'd at least 4 ppl in this thread alone - 5 if trayce counts as two ppl - i just find it surreal that ppl still debate it based on the premise that it is in any way a moderation tool. it is first and foremost a system for generating board drama - to imply otherwise makes u a liar in the face of G*d. the only sb reforms i want instituted are ones that will make it more entertaining, like making public the log of SBs (who made them and for what posts), stuff that will get ppl lunging at each others throats like rabid dogs basically
― farting irl (cankles), Saturday, 28 November 2009 16:05 (fourteen years ago) link
^^ only sane man in the madhouse
― 311 is a joek (s1ocki), Saturday, 28 November 2009 18:38 (fourteen years ago) link
we all realize that cankles is not coming back from another suggest ban, right
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Thursday, November 12, 2009 4:07 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― unban everyone tbh (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 28 November 2009 18:42 (fourteen years ago) link
u on some dangerous shit dogg
lol what a tragedy that would be
― farting irl (cankles), Saturday, 28 November 2009 18:43 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.spriters-resource.com/gameboy_advance/mother3/negativeman_icon.PNG
n-nooo....
― farting irl (cankles), Saturday, 28 November 2009 18:44 (fourteen years ago) link
lolo fu ade
― mu-mu (Pashmina), Saturday, 28 November 2009 18:50 (fourteen years ago) link