Tell me tales of your sexual exploits until my nausea subsides

So, last night, I got the ingenious idea to splooge all over a carton of ice cream in my freezer. I told myself that if nobody had eaten it by this time today, i'd just throw it away and tell my family I ate it if it came up.
I just watched my mom eat it. Fucking lapped it up. She even commented on the superior taste. I don't know what the fuck to do. Is this kosher? Should I tell her?

Low

You didn't have to register a new user you know, I didn't ban the last one.

oh haha you figured that out, nm